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Updated on Big Daddy Dave What you might allready know is BDD no longer eats red meat, what you may not know is, what he does eat, he deep fries in a frying pan full of corn oil and garlic salt. The Bear Word has it that after constant harassment about his abnormal laugh, he went to the doctor only to discover that he swallowed a kazoo during a new years party. Reporters asked the doctor about the incident and he replied: "When a man swallows anything large, like a kazoo for instance, you would think he would tend to notice, but when your throat is as "reemed" as his, for whatever reason, it would be possible not to notice such a thing... Lum-Bo-Jack No news to report this week... Big Rig Rumor has it that this former Muskego fat man has been dropping pounds left and right, but now his problem is trying to figure out a way to make his head look less like a 30 lb bowling ball... Comm. Green Commish Green is alegedly working out at an undisclosed location. When asked what are his goals, the commish replied "Bacically, im just trying to get my nipples not to point at the ground like they are magnetically charged to the ends of my steel tip boots" The Animal No news to report this week... Creeper No news to report this week... Wild Man Published pictures of a beaten and bruised wild man have not been linked to a story at this time, but sources have indicated that a confrontation between Wild Man and Commisioner Green resulted in Wild Man resembling Sloth from "Goonies" Kamikaze There is little known about this MWF Star at this point in time, but chances are he is crossing his arms and yelling "MWF 4 LIFE" of a rooftop or passover near you! Sexy White Chocolate Sources have indicated through word of mouth that SWC spends most of his weekends drinking at a local bowling alley, but though unconfirmed by SWC himself, he was allegedly seen making out with an underage girls, and vomiting on them after he was satisfied. Yuck!!! The Executioner Seems that the Executioner has been looking elsewhere for a wrestling career and may sign with a fed that uses a trampoline?!? geez... Convicts Gus O'Malley has not been seen or heard from lately, and that goes for Miguel J. Cortez, but we know he is around, cause we can SMELL him!
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