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Life through the eyes of the tall one they call BigFoot
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8/12/01
Wise words of Deezy, “KKK ehhh....welp see yah later!"
Wise words of Old Proja, “Yeah my teeth hurt like a bitch!”
Mission of the Day #119: Put a skunk in your friends house, not that's some stinky ...ish!”.
Proja's away message contains a very funny joke...and therefore I had to post it for you people who wish to laugh at our friendly crazy Asians (i.e. Matt Chin)...: An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The lady answers, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
On my AOL profile, I have that Simi Valley is the Home of the KKK, in a joking manner. If you happened to view the movie Joe Dirt, they say that Simi Valley is the white trash town of American, so it was only fitting to say we are the home of the KKK, because the KK is white trash. So many times over, I get asked by random losers who just look at profiles and find people to chat with, "Are you a part of the KKK?" How inconsiderate and idiotic could you be to ask that? I laugh and tell them not to talk to me again, or I will hit them with my hood.
Can one's hand actually hurt so much as to slap a girl in the ass, yes it can, and boy did she scream.
So we get into the movies again for free, too see American Pie 2 again, and trouble strikes half way through. My parents happened to break the key for the van, and made me leave the theater to go to my house, pick up the other van, drive it over to Mervyns with the other spare key, drop the truck off to them, and take the van back to the movies. I tell yah, what a busy god damn day. I would call my self a hero for this great deed.
8/11/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Damn this technology!"
Wise words of HP Tech, “You have a sexy voice!”
Mission of the Day #118: Stick a trumbone up your ass to push your threshold.!”.
Another strip club night....why...cuz there wasn't shiet to do around the boring town of Simi. Yet this night, the same girls weren't present as the last time, which was hella nice. Supposedly our girl Sandi, whom was the sexiest damn girl ever, has moved to Texas...I pray that she didn't. Welp anyways..there was the usual hotties and some young blondes...yum yum, yet not as thrilling as last time. My hope is not lost as there will be many more visits before my departure from Simi.
My good friend has lost his Dad, and I hope all works out and his hopes stay high. Rest in Peace!!!
Today is a happy day, as I got my new laptop. After bidding for hours, I finally came through with this sweet laptop. I just had to have one for college, because I don't wanna be bored on airplanes and what not. So anyways, here's the damn shit of the deal...eventually my damn DVD drive would break, how I don't know. Coincidence my friend??? Well my other computer, the CD-RW broke on the first day, almost the same identical problem. This is some greasy shit Chin...god why me, I didn't do anything to deserve this, arghhhhh!
So I made a call to HP to get this damn DVD fixed, and angry as I was, the damn girl that answered the phone started talking to me. She said i had a sexy voice and what not, and we started to chat for some time, yet stingy as I was, I said no no no, I want my damn laptop fixed, I don't care for a convo with a HP worker, she laughed, I did too, and it was over. Weirdness to the extreme!
8/10/01
Wise words of Deezy, “That Stifler is one funny fuck!"
Wise words of Stifler, “My penis is eleven inches.....around!”
Mission of the Day #117: Crowd Surf!”.
American Pie 2 opened today, and of course I'm the type of person that only goes to the movies when it's opening day, just because of the vibe. Well anyways, tickets had to be bought early in the mourn as it was sold out by time it opened. Arriving to the line about an hour before the movie would start, which was at 10, it seemed as if about eighty people were already there. Some of these people were friends I haven't seem for some time, it was kinda like a reunion of some sorts. Well as of course everyone got agity from waiting, we decided to lift Luke up in the air and let him crowd surf. I was just about the last person in our group, and well with no one except strangers behind me, Luke had no where to go. The chubs behind us didn't want to participate in our teenage craziness, so Luke just about fell down to the ground, yet there was a three hundred pound women under him, and he toppled the women. Luke then was hated by the people behind us as he got punked a few times, and then the security threw him and a couple others outta the line, into the back. Eventually we'd get inside, getting pushed into the freaking theater. Movie gets two thumbs up by me, and I say that Stiffler should get comedic actor of the year, he's just that damn good. Everyone has gotta see it, as there are many catch phrases you can use.
Pay days are great...get your check and cash that bitch. Now I don't gotta put up with kids beating me up and jumping on me, although there were some that were quite respectful and fun. Muhahah!
8/09/01
Wise words of Deezy, “I laugh at Luke!"
Wise words of Dumb Skeezzzaass, “Do we really gotta pay you five bucks!”
Mission of the Day #116: Pose as a poser!”.
Most of the night consisted of controllable pandemonium if you can actually relate to it. First it was the usual meeting at my house for some pool and relaxation, but then the night continued to get more and more interesting with progression of the night moon. My good buddy and all of us strolled on down to Lemon Park to watch him brawl this guy who was talking shit. Not to be racist peoples, but this guy he was fighting was black, and well he wanted to fight in the pitch dark of the park. Kinda stupid, but if you think of it, kinda smart on his behalf, because we seriously couldn't see the guy. Yet anyways, fists were thrown, and several punches later it just about ended up in a tie, yet our boy now has a fat lump on his grill. Yet we all mobbed back to my hood for a party on my street. Only to hear that the anonymous youngster was going to beer bong ten beers. I think impossible, for I doubt he can take down ten waters, but too my amazement he has done it So, well he ends up only trying to hit up three, but chokes half way and only downs a good one and a half. Dissapointment indeed...but I was relieved when dumb skeeezzaaas gave me money at the door cuz they are typical dumb skeeezzzaaasss.
Coming home from the Park, Luke and I were kinda racing back on the freeway. As Luke cut me off at every corner, I finally found an opening and took it. While I was in the slow lane, and he was in the fast lane, he was unaware of the 5-0 approaching on the on ramp. Smart as a blonde I am, I slow up, and wait, yet the dumb Englishman speeds away not noticing. Chinster and I relax behind the cop, while Luke speeds ahead going about eighty-five, illegally changing lanes, and blah blah. The cop speeds up, and as I call it, the lights are flipped on. Luke gets pulled over, and I laugh driving by. Later we find out, he didn't have his license with him, yet luckily he only gets a fix it ticket. Funny story though.