Dahpimpsta.Bagelz.Bigfoot.Me.Myself.I.Bigdeezy.TallBitch.Jew.Balla
Life through the eyes of the tall one they call BigFoot
Look at my tall goofy ass on my WEBCAM.
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6/24/01
Wise words of Deezy, “So anyone else been to butt fuckin egypt and back!"
Wise words of Lifeguard, “Go to butt fuckin egypt!”
Mission of the Day #72: Go to butt fucking Egypt like Dustin has!”.
Most boring day everrrrrrrrrrr!!! With just about nothing too do, I just practically sat and watched my ceiling. Let me tell you what...your ceiling seems to move if you watch it long enough. I was focusing on this black light star, and well I swear it moved. Although I wasn't smoking crack like you think, maybe I was just going crazy.
This also was the worst beach day ever!!! Even more packed with SOBAD's, it just made skim boarding impossible. This time the lifeguard told us to stroll down to Zuma Tower 13, which if you didn't know is in butt fuckin Egypt. Don't ask me why but stupid Len, just some dumb dude who is embarassed to do anything in front of others, travelled down to past Tower 13. Stupid and bored as we were, we followed him down there. Greeting Len by smashing an egg on his head, there was absolutely no one where we ended up. Just gaybar indeed as it made our day terrible by walking that far, yet I made the walk back interesting by strapping seaweed on my back, and by that I mean a ten foot long seaweed thang. Greatest moment was these little girls stepping on it, causing pain to my neck, and therefore causing my anger to max out and cuss at them, scaring them to run to mommy, haaaaaa!!
6/23/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Dropping In!"
Wise words of Lifeguard, “Give me that damn board son!”
Mission of the Day #71: Take seaweed and wrap it around your head and claim you are Seaweed Man!”.
Dustin in his wicked mind has created a new word for beach goers who piss skim boarders and others off. These people should now be referred to as Ocean S.O.B.A.D.'s. SOBAD stands for Sons Of Bitches Ankle Deep in the ocean. These idiots are the ones that just teeter on the shore because they are too pussy too swim or bath in the salty nipple freezing waters. Therefore taking away the fun of skim boarding which takes place where they stand. Yet these SOBAD's travel in groups, making it that more difficult. So if you are and SOBAD and are embarrassed by it, don't worry, soon your legs will be cut off by a skim boarder near you. Yet I have fun with these SOBAD's afraid of water...as I pass the dry SOBAD's, I purposely splash water on them, for it is a beach and ooopppsss, the tide must of kicked up. This really pisses them off, even enough too cuss, yet they figure, hey I'm wet and I'll go jump in and get caught by the rip, or shit I need to dry off, so I'll go lay out. Case Closed!!!
I guess this was the day for Mr. Shockerz to be cursed with some kind of voodoo shit. It all started off at midnight with the poor guy about to die from obvious friend knowing reasons. Somehow he survived, although he still is not made of steel, from whatever he tells you. Onto the beach we travelled, yet it was a weekend day and of course the beach is full beyond belief. After driving up and down PCH looking for parking, and having two hot skeezers in a black Civic follow and whistle at us, we parked on a corner too what we thought was a legal park job. For the straight facts...this parking took place at 2:17 pst. Then as we were to skim board, the H20 SOBAD's lined the shore making it impossible for a smooth skim. Eventually I got impatient and just went almost causing damage to a family of four. Then Mr. Lifeguard came to their rescue, snagging my skim board. Pissed as I was, I tried to level with the man, but then had an anger splurge and yelled till I got my board back. As we layed out pissed that no skim boarders were allowed, time flew as we just practically baked in the sun. As it was time to leave, I happened to look over in the direction of Shockerz vehicle, which was now no where to be found. After asking, we found it too be at Malibu High School, a good mile hike from our current beach position. Too make the long story very short, the fuckin white trash police compund sticklers made us pay $115.50 for dragging the car too their compund and storing it till we claimed it. From their police reports, they picked up the vehicle at 2:25 pst. only about ten minutes after we were there..argh!! Another comment...these people had really bad body odor. Luckily there are good friends out there that will rush too our aid..as we didn't have enough cash, thanx Proja!!! Yet the voodoo shit wasn't over for Shockerz as we proceeded to leave the lot, a big seagull seemed to be mockin us on top of his sunroof, and as we scared it off, the remains of a big piss stain remained. After the long day, it seemed that life is a beach!
6/22/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Lick Shotz babyyyyyyyyyy!"
Wise words of Shockerz, “Brrrrlllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!”
Mission of the Day #70: Walk into the middle of Compton and yell I'm white, your not, HAHA!”.
The world has got to end sometime right? Although I'm not a Bible reader, I've been told by others that it says the world can never end. As I'm a believer in ESP and other crazy shit, I've recently become a follower of the One, Sollog. Seemly the modern day Nostradamus, he has predicted earthquake after earthquake, school shootings, deaths, plane crashes, super bowl scores, everything. As I've seen his predictions when he makes them, and are there to see that, Holy Shit it's true, I've become a true believer. Yet he says that nuclear war is about to strike our world, and slowly we will perish in our own boots. Scary to think of it that way, but hey the world has gotta be flushed sometime. Armageddon will strike soon my friends, so be prepared to panic in pandamonium and shit your pants, but enjoy the final days of your life!
Our group of friends has got the whole Regal Cinemas place on lock down. We can get in and out with no charge whenever we want. Whether we get in through an inside job or the back door, movies will be free forever, oh yeah!! I just feel bad for the ticket buyers of "The Fast and the Furious" who couldn't find seats cuz we took them as non ticket buyers, HA!
My friend Shockerz was pretty messed up last night, in fact probably the sickest I've ever seen someone at a party. I don't know what got into him but he was trashed, and puked for at least over an hour, yet it was a grunt and throw up, the ones where you sound possessed by inner demons. Hopefully he will survive, cuz I wanna seem him roll around in his new phatty truck.
6/21/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Wear that Kasie!"
Wise words of Kasie, “What did we ever do to you!”
Mission of the Day #69: For mission 69, perform a 69 with an older woman!”.
Why do people gotta act like assholes, dicks, and punks? Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded with attitudinal tripped out people. I mean everyone knows that person is a jerk, and most likely he knows that others know, so why can't he be a good fellow and change his ways. I'm talking bout one person inparticular, hint hint he's related to me. Tonight everyone kept saying, god damn why is he such an ass? The problem is that this kid will never change, and what will happen next is only up to him. Everyone has there own little temper and attitude, but why do you gotta take it out on innocent others? Yes, I do it here and there but I can handle it, this person is outta control and can't control his fluent attitude. The night is totally dulled from him making stupid comments, although he does have his moments, it fades away with his attitude. So stop being a dick, and I think I speak for everyone.
So I guess my skim boarding has come to a steaming halt for at least a day....while I was ridding today, I got it going pretty fast, and while I was skimming I did a 360 still will speed, then my board dug into sand, causing me too akwardly fall straight on my cranium. As dumbass Giordan and Jairo looked on and laughed, I stumbled to my feet, and then fell onto my beach towel. Yet the comfort of the three girls made me feel better!! After I felt better, we started throwing cheez-itz at the girls just for fun. With my cheez-it throwing accuracy, I was getting ass shot after ass shot. They retaliated by dumping a handful of sand and cheez-itz on me while I was tanning. No No No, they would get it now! Giordan and I got a towel full of sand and dumped it on them, as everyone around us laughed. As they washed off, we happened to find a jellyfish in the ocean, so I put it in Kasie's sandal. Hehehehe, yet they found it and put it on my blanket, so I threw it at them, not trying to harm them in any way. But Kasie thinks it's funny to throw it on me, as I felt stinging all over, ouch!!! I survived and life went on, but it was all for a good cause.