ANDROMEDA QUOTES

I've only just started obsessing over the good ship Andromeda and her fine crew, not to mention yummy engineer and yummier captain, so my quotes are a little limited at the minute. They will be updated every week as I watch the episodes, so do come back. I promise laughs!

UNDER THE NIGHT

Dylan: "I can just imagine your toast at my wedding. To Dylan and Sarah, I'm sure you'll both live a long and happy life together. Unless you die."

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Dylan: "This is the captain - not bad people but I'm not doing any cartwheels."

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Dylan: Pessimism is not a survival trait.

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Dylan: "I have an idea."
Dawn: "You always do!"

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Rhoday (whilst killing two officers): "I should have trained them better."

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Trance: We're exceeding safety protocols.
Becka: That's the general idea.

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Beka: "Harper you are truly disgusting."
Harper: "I try!"

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Harper: Yes!
Beka: We have control of the ship?
Harper: No, but we can open the doors.

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Harper: I am a God!

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Harper: Okay, I would just like to say, for the record, we rule!

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Harper: I am in love.
Trance: With a machine. Why am I not surprised.
Harper: Hey it's not just a machine, it a masterpiece, a work of art, like a durer etching, or the Parthenon, or - a Harley Davidson. A motorcycle - it's an Earth thing.

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Harper: "I'm tellin ya, the guy is huge! He's like, some kind Greek god or something!"

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AN AFFIRMING FLAME

Harper: "I know you Rev - where there's a will there's a Wayist!

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Rev: The Universe does not always provide what you ask for. The Universe provides what you need.

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Harper: If you two want to kill each other, go ahead. Just don't get any blood on my gear.

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Harper: Who does he think he is.
Rev: I assume he thinks he's a Nietzschean.

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Beka: Nothing like a Nietzschean when you need to clean house.

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Trance: Mm, Miss Killer Lady? Ma'am?

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Rev: Violence begetts violence.
Harper: Well I say we start begetting.

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Harper: Lucky for you I'm a freaking genius.

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Dylan (when they're about to be pulled into the black hole for a second time) This has been one long day.

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Beka (to the Nightsider): "We brought you Captain Hunt just like you asked sorry it too so long but *someone* tried to feed us to a black hole."

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Dylan: This isn't my time anymore - I've checked your historical records. And since my time, life has gotten alot harder. Civilization is in tatters, the strong prey on the weak, there is no justice, there's no unity, there's no law. I intend to change all that. The Commonwealth wasn't just an institution, it was a dream - but dreams don't die. And as long as I'm alive and in command of the Andromeda, neither will the commonwealth.

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Dylan: It's a chance to do something important, something meaningful, and it's more than that. It's an adventure. Maybe the greatest adventure anyone has ever seen. And if we succeed, you'll go down in history - you'll be heroes.
Beka: And if we don't, we'll be dead!

TO LOOSE THE FAITHFUL LIGHTNING

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Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Those who fail to learn from history correctly. Why they are simply doomed.

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Harper: What a popular destination, must be on all the tourist maps.

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Dylan: Stay alert. We're short handed enough as it is.

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Dylan: You can't get infected by death Magog. That's a myth.
Harper: I prefere to think of it as a cautionary tale.

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Beka: Hello? These kids take one look at you two and you'd be sliced, diced and packed into crate number 527.

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Beka: Play basketball in the Hydroponics bay.
Dylan: There's nothing wrong with that.

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Trance: The Highguard moves in mysterious ways.

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Beka: Harper, we're friends. We have no secrets.
Harper: Okay what's your natural hair colour?

Beka: I can't tell you. It's a secret.

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Dylan: If what I say differs from sacred scripture, then what I say is the truth!

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Rev: It's a pancreas.
Trance: Oh okay. What's a pancreas?

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Dylan: Only God should have that much power.
Tyr: Funny, today that's who you said you were.

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Highak (to Trance): All your brains must be in your tail.

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Tyr: I can assure you, Dylan and I are not friends

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Rommie: Dylan may not be a god, but on this ship . . . I am.

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Harper: That is the Andromeda I know, love, and gave human form to.

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Harper: Hey don't forget, I created her. Now who's the god?

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Rommie: Sir - commonwealth protocol prohibits anything other than a purely professional relationship.

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D MINUS ZERO

'Here is everything I know about war. Somebody wins. Somebody loses. And nothing is ever the same again'.

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Tyr: And when the Maqoq release their dreaded bouncing ball attack, we'll make them rue the day.

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Harper: Is this the part where we bravely run away?

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Harper: Just Dylan runnning us straight into a missile attack so we can make friends with the nice people who are shooting at us.
Beka: Oh Great!?! I love making new friends.

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Andromeda: You're a fine commander.
Dylan: Maybe 300 yrs ago.

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Harper: The Universe hates you. Deal with it.

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Rev: I will not fire the weapons.
Beka: I coulda told you that.

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Harper: I'm doing the best I can.
Tyr: That's not good enough.

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Harper: we came, we saw, we got spanked.

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Dylan (to Harper) : Sometimes you deserve a kick in the butt but you don't see me doing it.

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Tyr: Blind and crippled. If Andromeda were my child I'd cripple it.

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Rev: We're entering the upper corona.
Beka: Goodbye firing pan. Hello fire.

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Harper: Oh good. Insanity I can deal with.

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Dylan (inside a star): Just wish we'd come at night.

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Dylan: I'm always right..........expect for when I'm wrong.

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Beka: Don't get too excited I'm still not calling you sir.
Dylan: Then I guess 'Your Majesty' is out of the question?

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STAR CROSSED

Harper: "The future ex-Mrs. Harper."

A ROSE IN THE ASHES

Trance: It's pretty
Tyr: It's pretty! Now there is a solid reason for risking our lives

THE PEARLS THAT WERE HIS EYES

Beka: Blood of my blood

MUSIC OF A DISTANT DRUM

Dylan: Thats Tyr, he likes to party

FEAR AND LOATHING IN THE MILKY WAY