THE X-FILES QUOTES

Men in Black 1:Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two dimensional retinal images into the three dimensional phenomenon known as perception. yet you somehow brazenly declare that ‘seeing is believing’ JOSE CHUNG’S FROM OUTER SPACE

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Glen Chao: I find it hard to argue with two thousand years of Chinese belief, the stuff my parents and grandparents believe in. But the truth is I’m more haunted by the size of my mortage payments. HELL MONEY

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Mulder: Nobody down here but the FBI’s most unwanted. THE PILOT

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Mulder: So who did you tick off to get stuck with this little detail Scully. THE PILOT.

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Scully: Mulder’s a jerk. JERSEY DEVIL

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Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation. SHADOWS

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The Lonegunmen: That’s why we like you Mulder. Your ideas are even weirder than ours. EBE

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Hospice Owner(to Tooms): I’m sure you’ll be able to squeeze in. TOOMS

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Melissa: Why’s it so dark in here?
Mulder: Because the lights are off. ONE BREATH

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Mulder: You know for a holyman, you’ve got quite a knack for pissing people off. RED MUSEUM

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Dr Blockhead (about Mulder): Can you imagine looking like him for the rest of your life. HUMBUG

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Skinner(about Scully):She says she's fine.
Mulder: She's in trouble. EN AMI

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Scully (to CGB Spender):I'm seeing a whole new side to you. I used to think you were just a cold blooded killer but you're a pop pyschologist too! EN AMI

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Mulder: Since I am unfamiler with any such incident Sir, No how would I know that?
Skinner: Knock it off!
Mulder:How does it feel? Constant denial of eveything, questions answered with a question.

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CGB Spender: “Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift, that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you’re stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap, which you mindlessly wolf down once there’s nothing else left. Sure, once in a while, there’s a Peanut Buttercup, an English toffee, but it’s gone too fast and the taste is too fleeting. You end up with nothing but broken bits and teeth shattering nuts, which if you’re desperate enough to eat, all you’ve got left is an empty paper box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.” 'Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man'

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Scully: I was thinking about this gift you gave me for my birthday (the Apollo 11 Key Chain). You never got to tell me why you gave it to me. Or what it means. But I think I know. I think you know that there are extraordinary men and women, and extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these indiviuals. That what can be imagined can be achieved. That you must dare to dream, but that there’s no substitute for preserverance and hard work. And teamwork. Because no one can get there alone. And that while we commerate the greatness of these events and the indiviuals who achieve them, we can not forget the sacrifice of those who make these achievements and leaps possible.
Mulder: I just thought it was a pretty cool key chain. MAX

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MULDER: "Reputation? I have a reputation?"

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SCULLY: "This man is suffering from every illness known to mankind."

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SCULLY: "I hear you really endeared yourself to Assistant Director Skinner today."

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SCULLY: "Unfortunately, I'm not sure that modern reconstructions of ancient fairy tales lends any more credence to the testimony."

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SCULLY: "Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life."

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FBI AGENT: Agent Doggett, I didn't see you here in the dark.

DOGGETT: I have to say, I'm in the dark pretty much most of my time on the X-Files. PER MANUM

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Cultin: So Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?
Mulder: Grey.
Cultin: Excuse me?
Mulder: Grey. You said green men. The reticulant skin tone is actually grey. They're notorious for there extraction of terrestrial human livers. Due to iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.
Cultin: You can't be serious?
Mulder: Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for in Reticula?
SQUEEZE

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Scully: What ever happened to trust no one?
Mulder: I changed it to trust everyone. Didn't I tell you?

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Mr. Nutt: I've taken in your all-American features, your dour demeanor, your unimaginative necktie design, and concluded you work for the government. An FBI Agent. But do you see the tragedy here? I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype. A caricature. Instead of regarding you as a specific, unique individual.
Mulder: But I am an FBI agent.

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Mulder: You have to admit, that was exciting. Mission Control and all.
Scully: Yeah, ranks right up there with getting a pony and learning to braid my own hair.

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Scully: I mean, there's nothing odd about... (toads fall from the sky)
Mulder: So, lunch?
Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn't open. What did you say about this place not feeling odd?

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Mulder: Hey, Scully, maybe if we get really lucky next time they'll let us clean toilet bowls.

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Mulder: Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

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Mulder: It's okay. The war's over. Let them take you to Germany. They make nice cars.

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MULDER: You were there.
SCULLY: Hmm?
MULDER: You were there, Scully.
LANGLY:He's delirious.
MULDER(referring to SKINNER): And he was there, too.
SKINNER: Right--Me and my dog Toto.
MULDER:You saved the world, Scully.
SCULLY:Yeah... You're right. I did.
FROHIKE: What kind of drugs is he on?
LANGLY:I want some.

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MULDER: I love you.
SCULLY: Oh, brother...
(LOL I really liked Triangle!!)

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FARMER: Jehovah's Witness?
SCULLY: No, sir. Federal Bureau of Investigation.
MULDER: But we do have a free copy of "The Watchtower" for you

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Krycek: Do you know the statistics of accidents people with sleep deprivation?
Mulder: Do they know how many people are put to sleep listening to their statistics?

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Mulder: Not everything is as it appears to be.

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Mulder: Dreams are often answers to questions we haven’t yet discovered to ask.

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Mulder: I'm not going to give up. I can't give up. Not as long as the truth is out there.

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Mulder: No one has jurisdiction over the truth.

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Scully: Don't ask too many questions. I don't care what you do or who you do or who you have to grease, I need that information and I need it now. Are we clear on that?

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Scully: All lies lead to the truth, isn’t that right?

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Scully: The answers are there you just have to know where to look for them.

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Scully: Mulder, the truth is out there.. but so are lies.

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Scully: Mulder if you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes you'd lapse into catatonic schitzofrenia."

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Scully: Scully.
Mulder: Hey Scully, it's me.
Scully: Mulder,I thought we had an agreement, we were both going to take the weekend off.
Mulder: Right, right, right, I know but I, I just received some information about a case.Classic X-files, Classic. I wanted to share it with you.
Scully: Mulder,I'm on vacation.The weather is clear,I'm looking forward to hitting the road and breathing in some of this fine New England air.
Mulder: You didn't rent a convertible did you Scully?
Scully: Why?
Mulder: Are you aware of the statistics of decapitation?
Scully: Mulder, I'm hanging up, I'm turning off my cellphone, I'm back in the office on Monday.
Mulder: You shouldn't talk and drive either. Are you aware of the statistics of...
(Scully hangs up)'CLICK'
Mulder: Hello??

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Scully: Oh my God! This child looks it's been afflicted with every birth defect known to man.
Mulder: Well, I guess we can rule out murder.

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ABOUT KRYCHEK
Scully: Sounds like your new partner’s working out.
Mulder: He’s allright. He could use a little more seasoning and some, uh, wardrobe advice. But he’s a lot more open to extreme possibilities than...
Scully: ...then I was?
Mulder: Than I assumed he would be.
Scully: Must be nice not having someone questioning your every move, poking holes in all your theories?
Mulder: Oh oh, yeah... i-i-it’s great, a-ah I’m surprised I put up with you so long...

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Mulder: I brought you a present. It's a video. 'Superstars of the Superbowls'.
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.

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Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the afterlife?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one. (WOW!! I can sooo relate!LOL)

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Mulder (To Scully): I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.

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Mulder: Scully ...
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: Marry me.

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Scully: "Time can't just disappear! It's a Universial invariant!"
Mulder: "Not in this zip code....."

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Mulder: "You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween!"

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Scully: "So Sherlock, is the game afoot?"
Mulder: "Afraid so Watson."

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Mulder: "Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood."
Scully: "Right, but what am I looking for?"
Mulder: "Anything strange, unusual, unlikely...a boyfriend?"

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