Go Mets! Go!

Join us as we cheer on our not-so-favorite baseball team in this, the fifth installment in the rapidly growing Imposter Series...

Yes, what an innocent face. how could a person like him possibly be capable of doing anything wrong? Ah, but he is capable! Very capable! You see, this terrifyingly innocent face is actually a disguise for the evil which lurks in his heart. You don't believe me? That doesn't surprise this reprter. I didn't even belileve it at first. In fact, most of us believed that this entry truly was Chris Turk. In a convincing and very Turkish tone, David Pate Impostered in what might be one of the most convincing acting in history. He wrote:

the real chris turk		25/Mar/1999:18:01:34
yes this is the real chris turk. all the others have been impostors. i am real.if you doubt that i am the real chris turk, ask me at school tomorrowif i have a mole on my left inner thigh and i will show it to you. no one could know this except me. if i have the mole(which is rather large,to say the least) you know that i'm the real chris turk!

Now are you convinced? I thought you would be. But what Kind of evil? What could possibly drive anyone to an insane act such as this? An act so covered by layers upon layers of criminal psychosis that perhaps not evn he knows why he did it. I know however. How, you ask? Well, the image looked a little dark, so after I digitally enhanced the photo, I saw the image you can now see to your right.

Stay tuned fot the next episode of the Imposter Series...
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