How To E-mail Me

You got that right. This is for all of you who have a question about this site, or anything pertaining to the contents on this site. If you disregard this information when you decide to e-mail me you WILL be ignored. If you're lucky enough you get to be placed on the Lamers List.

Can I link to your page?
Sure. I don't see how I'm going to stop you there.

Can you link to my page?
In general, no. I'm too busy to keep track of all that, but if you somehow distinguish yourself to me then perhaps you stand a chance.

Where can I get ____ music file?
Any place but here. I've decided a while ago that hosting music file libraries, whether they be WAV, MP2, MP3, MIDI, or whatever format, is too big a hassle for a guy who doesn't even want to manage them. There are plenty of other music sites out there dedicated to music files; go look there.

If I ask 'pretty please...'
No.

Can you send me...?
No. If it's on this site you can get it yourself; I don't have time to send you everything or anything I've already put up here in e-mail attachments. I've got better things to do with my time than that. Of course, if it's NOT on my site... go somewhere else; I likely don't have what you're looking for.

...ROMs/Warez...?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I am not a distributor of illegal programming, and you should be ashamed for even asking me of this. Go out and buy it; not only will you pay the programmers their due, but you'll also make this old crab proud.

Do you know where I can get...?
Most likely 'no.' If you can't find it somewhere, chances are I won't be able to find it, either.

Fix the Ranma Sound Shrine!
There's nothing TO fix. It's dead. Live with it. Buy the CDs.

Can you teach me how to use ki?
Believe it or not, someone asked me this. And the answer is 'no.' Take up martial arts and badger your sensei.

Can you teach me...?
No. I don't have time to teach others anything, and I'm primarily self-taught. If I feel the need to teach you something I'll do it myself.

Can you host...?
No requests. I put up what I want to put up. If you want something up on the web, YOU make a page and put it up.

You suck. (Insert Series Here) is the best show ever!
Tough luck. If you don't like my opinions, why are you still here?

How did you...?
Very carefully.

Flames, virii, and general stupidity automatically enters you on the Lamers List.

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