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"I like the X-mas song where a little boy explains that Santa got stuck in his chimney...and died! I can't help it, I hate Santa. If you think about it, he kinda sounds like a pervert. What kind of old man sneaks into homes, leaving gifts for children? Doesn't it scare you, to think about an old man watching you, knowing when you have been bad or good.? Maybe I hate Satan, whoops I mean Santa, because of the coal he keeps leaving me" -Michele
"Yeah! Did you ever read some of those articles. They say stuff like, " I was walking down the hallway sporting my new mini skirt, when all of a sudden I saw the new beau that I was crushing on" Okay.. Who talks like that!? Certainlly not me!!!!! EVER! " -Robin
"Ok, odd thought. Wondering if someone can tell me if I'm crazy or sane. Ok, it occured to me the other night while reading some posts that when I see ASH (anthony steward head) I pronounce it ash, as in ashes. Anyone else do this or you read "A" "S" "H" ? Or how about "TOS"? when you read it do you say it like "I need to toss this right out" or do you say "T." "O." "S." Ok, someone tell me they do what I do or I'll think I'm really losing it :) " -Kris
"Hey, can I have a nickname? I would like to be the Almighty Annoying One. Cuz it's one of the things I do best! Sometimes getting on people's nerves is much fun. Isn't it? Well, could someone second and third this? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? I have to annoy and I think that all of us annoying ones out there deserve a title! Until the next annoyance...." -Devon
"and that, ladies and gentlemen, was an example of a ramble." -Natalie
"Aren't the guys in Sunnydale sweet? Atleast when they aren't biting necks." -Robin
"That damn ANGLE !! Someone lock him up!!" -Hap
Natalie: "Damb it, who let Angle out of his cage!"
Kat: "I think it's customary to blame this sort of thing on Nick."
"Ah, Mike. So nice to see your posts once again, even if they are delusional." -Scott
Nichole: "Whoa, John's still Alive! Hi John! :::waving::: I was wondering where John was."
John: "Yup,LOL, still alive. (Was that a shot?)"
"Awww, feel better Ash :-( Gee I hope this isn't as contagious as your typos " -Alia
Hap: "Maybe it's really cooties?? ;-)"
Ashley: "Can I just say that we can ALWAYS count on Hap to turn these threads into something that they're not!! And Hap, if they're cooties, I got them from *you*."
Alex: "Thanks Scott. What are we going to do tomorrow night?"
Scott: "Why, what we do every night..."
Alex: "Start a new never-ending thread?"
Shab: "What you do every night, Alex: Try to take over the world!"
?: "Oh, and did I mention, I've got the worst itch on my.... hehe So, anyone wanna scratch it? :)"
Kim: "Well, I really wouldnt know how to scratch a ".... hehe""
"I hate moving!" -Bree
"To save those GREAT MEMORIES, I am totally up for trying to go through the board, even though I have a 2 months to catch up on. Too many memories and jokes to just let vanish away...c'mon you guys...let the Hanni-memory live on!!!" -Eva
"Long live Angle." -Karyn
?: "What is the difference between threaded & unthreaded??"
Karyn: "That'd be the "un".
Glad I could help."
"SCPandich
(full of Christmas cheer. And those little chocolate Santas you get in your stocking)"
"I don't know, do Faith and Hope really go together?" -Mike
?: "ok, I got some trivia for everybody reading this... there's a person named nerf herder, and he works on buffy. what does he do? I'll give 79,000,000 points to whoever answers this right"
Kim: um..he herds together all the nerf balls on the set?"
"Agreeing w/ Scott. (the scary thing is that the first time I tried typing it, it came out Scoot.)" -Koren
"Remember Nat, I have a shoulder you can cry on. It's not mine, cuz I found it on the side of the road...Honest! I didn't do it!" -Adam
"::Shab sits in her chair wearing the beautiful forest green dress and her sneakers (yes I still haven't gotten my toe fixed, sue me!!!) and idly wonders which of these is the scariest::
1. Nat's obsession w/Larraq
2. Sunny's obsession w/Riley
3. Aria's obsession w/Spike" -Shab
"Does Pythonitus give you any nasty symptoms and is it contagious 'cos I've never had it so I was wondering if I aught to keep clear or quarantine you all or
something." -Beth
"I've just spent 2 days with my great aunt in the middle of no-where (did you miss me? - I doubt it) and you have no-idea how great it is to come back to the
safe insanity that is the Hanniganites. (do you think you can have safe insanity?)" -Beth
"*What was up with the "Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer" segment, it was about as a long as "Titanic"." -Danielle
""Good thing pale is in this year" YAY, I'm in! "Or was that last year?" Darn it!" -Danielle
"My friend called me during Angel and I talked to her because it didn't matter to me since I was taping the episode, so I just tell my sister press record and make sure the red light is on, no big. She somehow managed to miss 10 minutes of it, like suddenly 10 minutes into the episode she decided to press record. But its cool because I'm sick and I've been breathing on her and not
covering my mouth when I sneeze. "You took my "Angel", payback's a bitch."" -Danielle
Lauren: "You know, I just got back from putting some coffee in the machine thingy... (strange that I drink it every waking minute and don't even know what the thing that makes it is called, LoL)"
Danielle: "A coffee maker?"
"Pleeezzzzee, don't look up first posts. Its like pulling out the baby book and showing the pictures to your friends. I remember what I posted and how lame it was. My kids actually pushed me into posting it. ::yeah, blame the kids, heh heh. They'll never know::" -Fluf
"Ohmygod. Remembering my first post is traumatic. I had the typical capital letter annoying person syndrome. I was miffed that Dawson's Creek used "I'll Remember You" in one episode...and then I proceeded to recite the last scene of the Angel episode.
That post does explain a lot of things. Hmm. ::scratches head::" -Eva
"That's why I don't post much. I'm afraid I'm going to say something really stupid and it's going to come back and haunt me." -Amanda
"Gotta take chances in life, kiddo. Better to post and be heard then to sit back and be ignored. We are not here to judge. Whatever you post will not be laughed at. With the following exceptions:
1) Angle instead of Angel
2) Zander instead of Xander
3) Buffy is the bomb (my first post)
4) Buffy is kool
5) Did anyone notice that the mayor guy looks alot like the guy on Deep Space Nine?" -Fluf
Kim: "Have a -Nick
hmm..."
Nick: "I know. But if you went all the way to the bottom, "day," was there."
Kim: "so....we can't have a nick?"
"Hey who needs a Buffy Men R Us store when you have a cloning machine?
Cyn: "Doyle's dead? No no no... You people have it *all* wrong. He just got tired of Cordy being bitca-like, and Angel whining, so he transported himself layer by layer to Lanford (I think I have the name of the place right) where he married a chick named Becky and has a brother named David, and a bitca-like mother-in-law named Roseanne. See?"
Scott: "And you're saying that Doyle wouldn't prefer death to that?"
"I send your "Woo hoo" and raise you a "Yay"!" -Nichole
"whatever you do--please dont posts anything from when i used to post under the siandy name..if you think my typos are bad now--....thats all i have to say..." -Sandy
"Already got him! Larraq, remember? One of the guys you < shrug >ed at? Just get me a DK and I'll be set for a while. < looks to Ewan and Ewen, the box holding the Beniverse, and Riley > Dude, this is starting to get disturbing..." -Natalie
"All moms are alike. Just wait. You don't know it yet, but you are becoming your mother. Its genetics. Can't avoid it." -Fluf
"So I was trolling the nonpoofed boards for Paulas Hanniganite appy and I came across a bunch of posts from you whiners! lol lol Complaining that you can't follow the threaded boards and stuff. Now, I was never in the folders, but man, I can't imagine how much better they must have been if you hated this style so much." -Kris
"Plus, is it me, or did Joss get a bulk rate deal on the angelic choir for the past few eps of Buffy and Angel?" -James
Natalie: ""The back window is ajar." I love hearing the alarm going off in the background of the fight."
James: "Yeah, but they knew that someone had come in without their permission, so the system did work."
Randy: "Although the window was a bit more than ajar. It was abroken."
"I really don't think it was right for him to joke about the Darth Vader costumes like that. It's offensive to all the families of the people who've been killed by Darth Vader. The people who's human rights he's been violating for so many years, that's all." -from Kim's sig
"So, I didn't win FANatic, but I was in one of the clips..if you catch a repeat, look for the girl in the yellow shirt and blue shorts jumping in a pool in 20 degree weather. :)" -Kim
"::raises glass of sparkling cider ( hey i'm underage and a "good" girl )::" -Bree
"*adjusts her crown as queen of sarcasm*" -Laurie
"I was FULLY corrupted before, I'm just happy to spread the corruption around a little." -Sunny
"ryle? who's ryle? is it a new character? they got a new character that I don't know about? how come I haven't seen them? did I miss a show? I didn't miss a show did I? not me. miss a show? noooo......ok at this point I know I'm "abusing sarcasm" so I'll just go away now." -Sunny
"At first I thought Nick was saying hi to me..but then I realized that I didn't say the above statement.
Ah well ::wave::" -Kim
"I dunno if I'd use "We Rock" to describe it. More like "we talk too much."" -Nichole
"I remember when the Hanni-board was born, we used to fight over who goes to Angel house (of course Lori insisted we bring our own food...tee hee)" -Eva
Eva: (on the boards) "especially if it'll disappear in a half an hour."
Kenz: "psst...Eva, its still here. :D"
"RIP Hanniboards
07/01/99-02/21/00" -from Kim's sig
"Looking for a guy witha VCR
Very Cute Rear!" -from Bree's sig
"::: Straps himself to the board :::" -Hap
"::Straps herself to Hap::
I mean....
::Straps herself to the board::" -Nichole
Alia: "Shouldn't we have gone "poof" by now despite the fact that Hap is lying in front of the bulldozer?"
Fluf: "::scraping muck off her shoes::
Ah, geez, that was Hap???"
"i'm only 53.5% corrupt. clearly i need to lock myself in a room and watch every episode in order in one sitting." -Hacker2093 on the Buffy purity test
"It's not enough that it's infected other boards, but now it's infecting other threads, too." -Nick on the Dru thread
"Like the title says. I'm going to give AOL a chance to impress me or totally screw up my computer. I'm thinking more the latter.
Anyway, went food shopping today. Ever notice how many different choices there are for toilet paper? What is up with that? Do the powers that be actually think the public is so dumb that they don't notice they are making the "average" roll of toilet paper smaller so they can sell the "triple" roll and charge you more for what you used to get in the "average" roll? (that was one heck of a long sentence). Between that and the one ply, two ply, scented, unscented issues, you can spend the whole day wading through the paper. Now, don't even get me started on popcorn. That is another rant for another download." -Fluf
"I feel so dirty...
My friend Tim, who, while a tried and true goth, is also a HUGE fan of bubblegum pop, made me listen to the new N*Sync. The sad part? I actually... ::shudders:: enjoyed it. Please. Someone shoot me and spare me the humiliation..." -Dan
"Times like these make me so glad that I don't listen to radio... I can't even say I know how "Bye, Bye, Bye" goes. And I will never, ever, as long as I live buy a CD by a manufactured pop group. Wow... I feel so pure next to you corrupted people :) This is great! I'm a survivor! I'll have to tell my grandchildren about this. " -Devon
"Thanks for coming out, Nick. =)
The male lesbian population is on the rise, and I think was all have Joss to blame/thank for that." -Karyn
Nick: "D'Argo's spleen was felt up"
Shab: "::trying to repress those words AND the visual that came w/it::"
"Or, for pure, mindless, ape-related fun, Ape Escape. You get to run around bonking smart monkeys in the head with a lightsaber." Nick
""My friends have been trying to get me to play golf, but I flatley refuse. The space between my hands and the ground is too short to accommodate a regular club."" -Seth Green via Danielle
Stephen: "I often get phone calls during Buffy
cos people say that that's the one time they know for certain
that I'll be in. And they wonder why I'm short with them!!!??!!!"
Nez: "Short! Short! When I get phoned I'm positively dwarfish."
"Now for a slight rant here:
I like starwars, I like Star Trek, I like Babylon 5, Buffy, Angel and all scifi fantasy. I can understand why people would dress up as people in the movie WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT TO THEATERS!! Not on video. My store had 3 16 year old guys come in jedi robes and one with a darth mal paint job on his head. All that work for a 7 minute in and out for a video?" -Dusty
"Jill Beloit
and
Danger Beloit <---danger's my middle name" -Jill, on the Hollywood and soap opera name game
"JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're AAAALLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs and gives Jen big bear hug:: ::glues jen's feet to floor:: You're not leaving again!" -Nichole
"That reminds me: Lori, is Mike still chained to the lamppost?" -Shab
"I'm Buttercup Bananachunks (I guess that's what would happen if the green PowerPuff girl ever got with Mojo Jojo" -Cyn
"Oh that's just swell!! According to this I am stinky bubble tush! That conjures up some wonderful pictures of how I must look for some of you, doesn't it?" -Aria
Erin: "Yep., our church service is really neat. All the lights go out at one point."
Kenz: "That happened at my house today. But it was because there was a storm, and the power went out."
"Once you've been away from Catholic school for 7 years, you forget lesser celebrated holy days like Holy Thursday, and you never hear "Advent" anymore unless it's the root word of your camera. So please forgive my forgetting that there is a Holy Thursday." -Nick
"James wants you to stay Aria! How can you tell him no?" -Danielle
"Thanks for coming, please drive thru!" -Hap responding to a lurker
"You forgot the "Malcolm X took out King from behind the Grassy Knoll cuz J. Edgar Hoover had sex with a transvestite at Aera 51" conspiracy. and the place they take kids who threaten to kill others, when they never get seen again." -Adam
"Jill never disappoints when it relates in any small way to Julia Roberts" -Nick
"To quote my history teacher, "Never think something is too stupid for the CIA."
Of course, if you never hear from me again, I guess I was finally wrong." -Nick
"None of us know the frequency, now please go away and take your medication." -Alia
"< Natalie pulls out staple gun and begins stapling her clothing to the chair she is sitting on. She then leans over, Super Glues her feet to the floor, and behins taping herself to the computer. The hot glue gun is ready for any escapage > " -Natalie
"I'm Flunky Bubblebuns.
Boy that makes me feel are warmy and fuzzy about my self image." -Kris
"I quit trying long ago, nat. just give up and admit defeat. the evil people will never leave...but then again, aren't WE the evil people? my head hurts now... " -Adam
"if making sense was trendy, that would explain why some of us can't get dates." -Adam
"Needing to stay calm :) Must buy tapes!!" -Aria
"Pics will be somewhere shortly. I've had them developed and
scanned one so far, if there was an award for procratination I'd
be the first person to get round to winning it tommorrow." -Stephen
Adam: "What should my band be called?"
Joe: "How about, "Hey, We Got Thrown Together By Some 40-Year-Old Agent With At Least 4 Felonies In 5 States And We Have No Real Musical Inclination, We Just Look Pretty." I was always quite partial to names that told what the band was all about."
"you know where I stand--on the ground." -Adam
"You can all now refer to me as Gidget Bananatush" -Danielle
"When this girl named Stephanie was on there as Spikes love interest and they got married. Then they went on their honeymoon and had a VERY good time (if ya know what I mean) wait...or was that just a scene I imagined?
"Da da da da da da You say it's her birthday
Da da da da da da It's not my birthday too because my birthday's in November and I should end this line now
Da da da da da da You say it's her birthday
Da da da da da da We're gonna have a good time
Da da da da da da You say it's her birthday
Da da da da da da Well Happy Birthday to Aly!" -Nick
"I'm not the only one! YAY ALL GAY MEN TRAPPED IN WOMEN'S BODIES!!!!!" -Danielle
"(God invented mathematics so he could get his daily dose of laughter.)" -Aly
"he got porno emails and tried them out 'for the heck of it'. that was my excuse too and look where I am now--I'm a sad freak of a 17-yr-old with no license, no girlfriend, no real friends, and no life, not to mention sick obsessions with breasts and butts. You remember that when you try out a hot monkey sex porn site, Dusty my man--that you may end up as sick
as me. --Adam, about Dusty's porn emails.
"and there's one line that says that say that if a friend is a true friend means you should be able to think aloud
Yeah, I can speak English" -Danielle
"Aw! Stinkin guy making people from Washington look crazed! ::throws alien helmet in closet:: Um." -Red
"ever wonder if anybody blackmarkets tp?" -Adam
"If you Notice this Notice, then you will notice that this Notice is not Worth Noticing."--Hap's sig
":::pulling out the gun & taking aim::::Hey, what are friends for? ;)--Aria, on a friend liking n'sync (but knowing aria, she'd have shot him anyways.)
"Wow... I feel so pure next to you corrupted people" -Devon
"Hey, I didn't catch it the first 20-30 times I watched the movie either. =)" -Shab
"That's the only reason ZI posted, BTW, just to say "woo hoo". And use the word "really"." -Devon
"When I'm in on a thread for any extended period of time, the thread must at some point come down to one of three things: 1) spleen, 2) fish (with an extension to Darwin the dolphin, despite the fact that he is a mammal, not a fish), or 3) endlessness. And then there's the Dru thread, which is always with 3, and has often included the other two." -Nick
"::not asking for details for fear of seeming nosy, but wiggling eyebrows in a hinting manner::" -Lauren
Shab: "::sig wondering how long it's been since people stopped using that word::"
Adam: "Six years, four months, a week, four days, eleven hours, twenty-nine minutes, and fifty-nine seconds. bet you missed smart-ass answers like that while I was gone right??"
Bree: "i remember lots of homework over my week, and much pain in the legs and shoulder area, do to OVERuse of the muscles."
Adam: "backrub? (oh come on you all saw that coming)."
"This thread got me to thinking about what would happen if I were President of the US instead of the AHF. It's a very scary, yet spleen-rupturing fun, vision.
Kazoos for all!," -Nick
"try being a heroin addicted clown in the circus!" -Lauren, on a supposed dream
"Congrats Adam!! Ya know tho....there really isn't that much room in the backseat. For groceries and stuff I mean. ;-) " -Hap
"Not intentional. Hap is my mentor, you know. He's like Qui-Gon Jinn, and I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi, and when he dies, I train whoever will end up killing me. (= bad star wars references huh??" -Adam
"Angelus is my hero. Ooo, that might not sound too good, I just realized. I don't want to go around and kill and maim people, I just.. wanna be able to talk like him. Never mind." -Devon
"btw, I'm now 150% more frightened of you guys than I was thirty minutes ago." -Adam, after scanning the board for quotes for this page
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