The 80s Superstar


Age: 19
Birthday: 5/13/84
Hometown: Berlin, CT
Nationality: Swedish/Polish
Quote: "I'm so 80's it hurts"
Musical Inspiration: GWAR, Oingo Boingo, Poison, Winger, Faster Pussycat, and Whitesnake
Favorite things: Camaros, Trans Ams, Wailing solos, dressing like a rock star, mullets, guitars.
Least Favorite Things: the 90's, people who can't rawk.
On a date I like to: Make out while listening to Power Ballads
Favorite Color: Hot Pink
Favorite Food: I feed off the energy of the 80's
Favorite Beverage: Capri Sun
Favorite Celebrity: Brett Michaels
Accomplishments: a 30 minute long wailing solo, buttsex
When I get Mad I: listen to Motley Crue
What Shames me: living in the the new millennium
Hobbies: EVERYTHING 80'S
Favorite Ethnic Slur: faggoty nigger
Favorite Masturbation Lube: lube is for the weak
Favorite Movie: The Breakfast Club
Favorite TV show: Knight Rider
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