Guitar God


Age: 18
Birthday: May 10th
Hometown: Southington, I was concieved and wormed out of my mothers uterus in Waterbury though
Nationality: Italian and German and Irish and Dutch I believe, maybe some Iranian
Quote: "Make way for the King of Bada Bing"
Musical Inspiration: Whitesnake, Faith No More, Cory Hart, Fine Young Canibals, Flock Of Seagulls, In Living Colour
Favorite things: Rockin out, masturbating, being a stud
Least Favorite Things: White people who act black and Robo-Bones
On a date I like to: Get Rowdy
Favorite Color: Black cuz Im a rebel
Favorite Food: Steaks that get shit stuck inbetween your teeth
Favorite Beverage: Sprite and Alex's urine
Favorite Celebrity: Bruce Willis and Sandra Bullock cuz I enjoy her face, mostly eyebrows
Accomplishments: 68 inch projectile ejaculation, 11 orgasms in one day (self-induced), consumed my own fecies, I beat the shit out of Chuck Norris for gawkin at my mom
When I get Mad I: Lube my pinky and finger my urethra
What Shames me: Redhaired crossdresser
Hobbies: Tending to young boys needs
Favorite Ethnic Slur: You polish kid who thinks he is black because he has mommy and daddy buy him all the black people clothes he can ever ask for so he then changes his voabulary and sounds like he never made it past kindergarten
Favorite Masturbation Lube: Spit after eating fruit snacks and drinking Coke
Favorite Movie: Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, "Open yo mouwwthhh!!!"
Favorite TV show: Seinfiled, Simpsons, Eight Is Enough, and Parker Lewis Cant Loose
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Random Info: Theres too much for me to think of, If you know me then you would know what I mean buttercup.