Age: Unknown
Birthday: Unknown
Hometown: Unknown
Nationality: Nosferatu
Quote: *low gurgles followed by a long, drawn-out hiss*
Musical Inspiration: I like to think my inspiration is that of a divine nature... and the Empire Hideous.
Favorite things: Force feeding my life’s blood to rats, Heresy, drinking the blood of those who think they’re better than me, and homeless people.
Least Favorite Things: Those who think they’re better than me, dull blades, and when they put up a struggle.
On a date I like to: Drain the blood from my date’s ratty corpse, defile it in every way possible and then leave the broken remains in school playgrounds.
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Food: The vile blood of street whores, mixed with Jell-o
Favorite Beverage: The blood of street whores
Favorite Celebrity: Max Schrek
Goals in Life: To not die any time soon.
Accomplishments: I once caught a fish this big!
When I get Mad I: Kill things.
What Shames me: My visage.
Hobbies: Paranoia.
Favorite Ethnic Slur: I hate all nationalities equally
Favorite Masturbation Lube: As the undead have no heart-beat, we are functionally impotant. However, should I for some reason feel the need to force blood into that particularly vile piece of flesh, I would probably lubricate it with the tainted blood of street whores.
Favorite Movie: ‘The Return of the Living Dead’
Favorite TV show: Kindred: The Embraced
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Random Info: I feel not the need to fill out this pathetic "bio" any longer. Be gone with you!