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Facts About Me

The Basics

Name: Ryan. Eeeeeyyyyyy.
Nickname: Who needs nicknames with a name like "Ryan?"
Age: Nineteen.
Sex: [insert joke about sex here]
Sign: Scorpio. Best one.
Location: Wisconsin. Worst one. Well, probably.
Picture? Ha, wrong section buddy.
Height: I'm 6'0", last check.
Weight: 150 lbs. Yeah, I'm weak.
Eyes: Blue.
Hair: Brownish.
Shoe Size: My feet still aren't growing, so I'm at 10.
Right/Left Handed: Left when I write, right when I do anything else. I'm "ambidextrous", which means I can't make up my mind but at least I know big words.

Family Life

Mom's Name: Umm..no.
Dad's Name: Ditto.
Siblings? Just one. That's enough.
Names: Shh! It's a secret.
Ages: Like you care.
Pets: But of course.
Names: I'll tell ya this one. Mindy, my sickly little puppy. :(

School and Other Stupid Stuff

School: Madtown, hoo.
Grade: I'm a freshman.
Grades You Get: Lookin' at B's this semester.
Best Subject: Writing.
Worst Subject: Math! I'll be so glad when I'm done with it for good.

Hobbies and Interests

What You Do in Your Spare Time: Video games, computer stuff, piano, writing. I do stuff with friends.
Hobbies: I play piano and write songs. Or kind of poetry. I'm also on a screenplay kick.

Beliefs and Ideals

Religion: I'm a weak atheist.
Active in Church: I no longer go.
Heaven: I don't believe in an afterlife.
Hell: See above.
Purgatory: Reality.
Reincarnation: I'd really like that, but probably not.
Ghosts: Haha, again, I hope so, cuz I'd wanna be one.
Aliens: There's just gotta be. The universe is really big, ya know?
Abortion: Let's all abort everything.
Gun Control: Guns are fun until someone gets shot.
Assisted Suicide: When I want to go, I'm going, with or without help.

Love Life

Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Not currently.
Crush? Hard to say. Probably not.
Been in Love? Once.
How Far You've Gotten: Ummmm...no.
Panties or Thong: What the hell...? No wait, panties.
Painted Nails or Not: Not? I guess it's more natural.
Bra or Sports Bra: These questions are silly.
Cute N Mysterious or Wild N Sexy: Cute and Sexy.
Dressy or Casual: Casual
Dark or Blonde: Blonde
Long or Short Hair: Long
Dark or Light Eyes: Light. :)
Glasses or Contacts: Doesn't matter.
Hat or No Hat: Haha, anyone that cares about this question sucks. hahaha
Good or Bad Girl: Good
Fat or Thin: Of the two, I'd prefer thin, but I like an average-weight girl. Seriously skinny = bad.
Hair Up or Down: Down.
Jewelery or Not: Meh.
Curly or Straight Hair: Straight.
Pants or Dress: Pants.
Freckles or None: Meh.
Pretty Indoor Chick or Outdoors-like Chick: Indoor, I guess. More like me.
Prissy Or Grunge: Not any good choices there.
Accent or None: Eh.
Shy or Outgoing: Either, neither extreme.
Athletic or Smart Girl: They both are bad extremes. In the middle.
Bikini or One-Piece: I'm a guy. Guess.
Girl Approach You, or Wait for You to Approach Her: Girls always approach me. OH yeah.

The Future

Plans After College: Job, maybe? My plans for the future don't go past this week.
Dream Job: Screenwriter.
Kids? Sure, I'd like a couple.

Miscellaneous Shnit

What You Order at McDonalds: A McChicken sandwich, small soda, large fry.
One Thing You Could Never Live Without: My perspective. And my heart.
Chocolate or White Milk: Chocolate. Unless you're eating something chocolate. Then white milk.
Rootbeer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper tastes like happy.
Sunshine or Rain: Both. Need sunshine, but rain speaks to me.
Vanilla or Chocolate Ice Cream: Kinda depends on my mood and the assortment of toppings.
Skiing or Boarding: Never done either. :o
Day or Night: Night. Me = Nocturnal.
Summer or Winter: Summer. I'm not really a "snow" person.
Cake or Pie: Cake. Unless it's French Silk Pie.
Love or Lust: Love, but lust sounds pretty sweet.
Silver or Gold: Silver
Diamond or Pearl: Diamond, but really neither.
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunrise.
Snow or Rain: Rain. Comforting, inspiring, and wet.
What You Dream About: People.
Who You Tell Your Dreams To: People who'll listen.
Who Your Friends Are: If you don't know already, I must be a pretty crappy friend.
Loudest Person You Know: Tim, haha.
Piercings? None yet.
Tattoos? Considering it.
Broken Bones? I broke my collar bone. It was interesting.
Experienced Love at First Sight? If I have, I think I'd know, so no.
Sing in the Shower? Not at college, heh.
Are You Hungry Right Now? Just had a brownie, so I'm good.

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