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Awful Comics - Ok, so they're obviously done in MSPaint, but c'mon, they're still hilarious. Mad props to the amateurs who make me giggle more than Garfield. I still need to know: who killed Hero Stabber? My prediction is the detective...

Elftor - Elf + Cheese + 'Tor suffixes = hilarity. It makes me giggle, especially when there's just hookers and profanity. Oh yeah, and twisted violence. Why? Because I'm sometimes sick wit it. Oh fo' sho' doe, iz off the heezy fo shneezy, ma neezy. ...:(

Her! - Girl vs Pig. Simply hilarious. I read every comic after I saw the first, and I was not disappointed. If not satisfied, just use their do-it-yourself and mix up better ones 'til you hurt really badly. Always four panels. Just about always awesome.

Penny Arcade - Finally, I've stumbled upon a new comic worth adding to my site! Two obsessed video games take on the real world through swearing and typical prank stuff. Really well done and absolutely hilarious.

Pokey the Penguin - Every time I read this comic with Dan, I laugh. It's not even funny, just so poorly drawn and random. Penguins explore the antartic and have short little adventures together. That all makes sense, but why do they always have guns?

Sea Strife - Pretty amateur, pretty funny. There's a few episodes (18, 40, 41) where I just about peed my pants. See how you like it. Unfortunately, there haven't been any updates here for a while, so if it stays dead, it'll have to come off. :(

The Starship Destiny (formerly A Modest Destiny) - The first series was one of the few webcomics I really truly followed all the way through. Now they're starting anew and I'm getting into it again. Weird characters, cool plot, and pixel art. Joy!

Toothpaste for Dinner - Now updated daily, Toothpaste for dinner is a simple comic about funny observations in everyday life. The drawings are crude, and not even colored, but this is easily one of the best webcomics ever. I visit daily.

Washington Post - Comics - Who needs newspapers when you can have the comics section right here? Links to all your favorite daily newspaper comics, plus more. I think every funny still in print is updated daily here, but I'm not 100% positive.

White Ninja Comics - I recently tried explaining this comic to a friend of mine, and I don't think she quite got it. But the last guys I showed this to now check back often and tell me how much they <3 it. And can you blame them? It's White Ninjery.

Wigu - I wish this one was updated more, but when it is, it's quite good. Interesting storylines about the Tinkles and a boy's cartoon friend, Topato. Everything from goth cheerleading to monkeys. (I want the monkey t-shirt.) Do you wrangle monster trucks?

Zxipi - This guys photoshop skills are almost as amazing as his funny skills. Read all of these, especially the really old black and white ones. Strange, twisted, but so cool. Unfortunately, there haven't been updates recently, so it may come down. *tear*

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