Looks Yeah, looks are important.
Attitude Attitude is also important. This is how much they are trying, whether they are thinking positively or not. Chicks need a great attitude.
Hairstyle Hair is also very important. A hint to girls: Never change your hairstyle..it looks fine.
Eyes The eyes are everything.
Smarts Yeah, whatever.
Now, the chicks are given a score on each of these factors, equalling a maximum score of 100. Here is the maximum point total for each factor:
Vibe-30 pts.
Looks-30 pts.
Attitude-30 pts.
Hairstyle-5 pts.
Eyes-4.9999 pts.
Smarts-0.0001 pts.
Okay.....now some of you may look at the Hall of Shame and think...yeah...they aren't good at all. But, in their defense, and to show you just how good the real Chicks are, we offer the rankings for the average "very hot high school girl":
Vibe | Looks | Attitude | Hairstyle | Eyes | Smarts | Total | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Average "Very Hot" Girl | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0.2 | N/A | 4.2 |
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