weird shit happens to me. so much that i've dedicated an entire section to it. please try not to soil your panties until the end. i know its hard. just don't think about me, think un-sexy thoughts. like lard or oprah. ...i guess those are actually the same things.
old people
stupid god damn old people
stick guy's adventure in public masturbation
my attempt at humor
baddays
ah, the joys of 3rd period
yellow shoes
my beautiful stained shoes
chilluns'
the shit i babysit for. oops, did i say shit? i meant demons.