The Promo. (Download here, re-edited and posted 9/12/05)
Post Roast Summary
The much anticipated roast proved to be very eventful! With almost 8 months since the last roast, many of the members and affiliates were aching to get the roasting out!
A fairly equal mix of veterans and newcomers were on the card this event. The audience seemed very receptive! Okay, so I lied. Most of the audience was very receptive. The theme of the event seemed to be 'get drunk as fast as possible', all the way up to the roasted, Chris Thompson. Penetrating some of the sound barrier of the lush seemed futile at various points. Overall, some decent performances kept the show going.
Some of the more notable points of the roast were a real venue, catered food, a cash bar, the audio entrances were smoother and audible, Chris falling 1, 2, and 3 times, a solid Kramer roastmaster shift, Butto with some liquid courage and a vendetta against the host staff, Matt Maier dressed as Whall with tongs up his butt, Candice DiBacco with some ex-Outbacker love, Keith calling out Rachel for stiffing a coworker, Tiffany with a slam on Sean and his pubic goatee, Kyle calling out Whall as Porky Pig with bloomin' onion breath, Greg Harris interrupting Whall's horrible rebuttal, Kyle Wells and Whall swinging from the trees, John Ruediger and "are you talking", Reba Hoffman and 3 minutes on Chris's bowels, ex-outbacker Jason Duffy drunk and impromptu, Gary Sweatt with a solid set ("Chris Thompson is a man of few words, thank God!") 2 ER visits, and people taking advantage of liquor after midnight.
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The Roast of Chris "Whall" Thompson
Roastmaster: Sean Kramer, member
Keynote: Gary Sweatt, member
Speakers, in order of appearance:
 Angelo Butto, member
Matt Maier, affiliate
Candice DiBacco, member
Keith Ostrowski, affiliate
Tiffany Ricco,affiliate
Kyle Kramer, affiliate
Greg Harris, affiliate
Kyle Wells, member
John Ruediger, member
Reba Hoffman, affiliate
Jason Duffy, member
Attendance: 70+
Roast-meter: B+
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