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While you're here, come check out my Collection of Terrible MIDI's page!

 

Why are you here. I told you that it wasn't worth your while coming here!

Oh well, I might as well fill this page up with something...

I guess by now that you've realised that this is a really stupid page.

So I guess I should type something worth reading. Nahh, on second thoughts, I think I will just bore you and see if you kill yourself before you reach the end of the page.

First of all, I might as well introduce myself. My name is Smert. If you want to find out more about me go to my About Me and Other Rubbish.

This page is currently under construction - which means I am too lazy to ever finish it. The fact that you are actually reading this is a large achievement on my part. But I hope to include a section devoted to picking on Yobbos and Ferals - for now you can read up about it in my About Me and Other Rubbish section.

Also, I am going to have links to the worst pages I can find on the Internet. Check there regularly for some funny stuffffffffff and stuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff mayyyyyt.

You can watch go to my The Worlds Worst Midi's page which I have a link to at the top of the page - it is separate from all these crappy pages - I can't be bothered doing things properly, I'll just use the crappy html editor Angelfire provide me with. Or something like that.

Thats enough verbal diahroea (correct spelling) for now.

except for this - aosifhuopawefhb9vpqwioeubvqioguqweoprqwopiefrhpqwouiqiopwhf

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Date Last Modified: 11/30/98
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