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Oh no, here we go... Do you really want to know about me? Well, you might as well, since you're here. My name is Smert (my friends know the meaning of the name), and I live in Adelaide, Australia. Adelaide is a town in which you are either a Wanker, a Yobbo or a Redneck. I discovered this after doing a lot of research on Rundle Street which is the central gathering place for all the NERBALS in South Australia. More on that later. Fortunately, I am none of these. I am just a cynical nerd, which I think is a good thing. Im 22... And guess what ladies, IM NOT SINGLE, HAA HAA! I especially like to pick on people who think they can score if they advertise themselves on the net as single. LOOSERS . I'll put a link up to one site in particular soon, which is my favourite. I was employed by the public service as a clerical officer, BUT... the stupid CONSERVATIVE LIBERAL PARTY have been voted in and their idea of making the public service more efficient is to lay off staff. Of course, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. And since they were cutting the budget in the unimportant EDUCATION DEPARTMENT (where I worked), it was cheaper to have trainees than full payed employed people. The Liberal Party are a bunch of bastards and Johnny Howard will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. I don't know how anyone, especially normal working class folks would ever want to vote for those SCUM. Anyway, enough of the whinging. Some other things about me. I am a musician and artist(a bad one). I computer program - see the Starflight 3 link in my Sensible links section. I read science fiction (because I am a dork). I'm interested in all sorts of things like Paleoanthropology, History, Politics, Annoying bad drivers (punishment driving) and many more which I won't go into just now. I use the computer (because if I didn't you wouldn't be reading this). I hate the word 'stuff' and believe the number of occurrances of the word stuff a person uses in a sentence is in direct proportion to the amount of common sense that person LACKS. It also annoys me when people say crap like "Y'Know", "Things (or fings) like that" and of course "Thingummyjigs" - If you want a crash course in IDIOT LANGUAGE, just go to Channel 11 AM-CB at 6:00 and listen to all the stupid drongos there. I wish I had a dollar for everytime some twit said 'Ohhhhhh-year' and 'wots going on out there'. Stupid fools. I hate Wankers, Yobbos (ferals I call them), Backward-Baseball-Cap heads (trendy ferals or Hoon Hats) and Rednecks (which are the country variety.) I hate Toranas, Monaros, Geminis and all those other granny cars all those stupid kids love to put fat wheels and blowers on. I wish I'd see more senior citizens in senior citizen cars on the road. I hate kids who shave their heads and grow goatees, wear backward baseball caps and drive Toranas, Monaros, Geminis, Cortinas etc. I hate the mullet hairdo - There are millions of them in Adelaide. I hate the government. I hate clouds. I hate atoms. I hate God. I hate germs. I hate everything. And I most ESPECIALLY hate the RICH!. I am basically a very angry young man. I might as well talk about a few things that I actually like.... Umm.... gee, this is really hard. I guess I'm just a really negative person... WAIT! Wait a second! Damn, just lost it.... Oh well maybe later.   I guess I should stop talking about myself, since you are probably bored anyway.   I'll put more on this page later on because right now I can't be stuffed writing anything else.

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Smert
smerticus@hotmail.com
Date Last Modified: 11/30/98
Look sonny, this is for grown ups, why don't you go and play with your train set and let me smoke my pipe in peace... Go on, git outa here!