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Here is a short list of stupid places to go on the Internet...

If you know of any really dumb sites and want them posted, send 'em to me and if they're good enough, I'll put them up. I'll also give you recognition, if you want it.

My mailing address is at the bottom of the page...

 

Alex's F***ng Homepage

A prime cut example of a stupid waste of time homepage which no one will ever visit. It has absolutely no potential and no point. And what a law breaker, he said a rude word, scarey darey. Somebody shoot him, he's wasting valuable carbon compounds that could be better used nourishing worms.

 

A Salute to Ronald Reagan

Unbelievable, truly sickening. Check the crappy midi music out - If your a right wing jerk, this page is for you. Get your guns, do some crittur shootin' and have a ho-down with arty!

He does make some funny jokes about Bill Clinton, though. Even if he is a conservative ding dong.

 

https://www.angelfire.com/ny/lookoverhere/index.html

Pretty boring. I can't even remember what this page is called. But I do remember it is a very very very poor attempt at humour. Basically some twit decided to put a REALLY REALLY catchy name like 'look over here' (WOWEE WOW WOW!), in an amazingly creative attempt to make people come to a page which has nothing on it but a paragraph about what else is on the page. Which, incidentally, is nothing. He's also one of those people which don't know what a full stop (period) is he doesn't punctuate or capitalise either he goes on and on and on then he suddenly changes subject great isnt it yeah im having a great time because my brain is a cauliflower i like salad sandwiches

 

Some Stupid Page Made By A Dumb Kid WhO CAnT CapITALizE PrOpeRLy

This page is incredibly stupid example of backward-baseball-cap moron. I can't believe how some people can suck so immensely. It's like their whole life is devoted to making other people think that they suck.

'BrEaKiNg ThE Law. MeE GaNksTa. Me UsE ConCEsSiON tICkeT On sUbwAY, aND nOt Uze ConCeSSIoN ID MAN, Me tUfF. DoN'T mESs wITH mE. I eVeN ShOpLifTEd a pENcIL fROm tHe NewSAgENT' - stupid dykk-head.

Do these people think they are impressing anyone? To me he is a classic example of acute dyslexia amongst the TV generation.

 

The Christian Deer Hunters Association

Wow! A site with both redneck crap AND Christian fundamentalism! What a fantastic page. Learn about the bible and god and all that crap and HUNT DEER, what a perfect combination. Why didn't I think of that?

 

Hypnoland

This site is about sexy hypnosis. Basically this guy, who calls himself Astynax (whatever that means) has set up a site devoted to hypnotising young women. He's set up this super cheesy hypnosis screen, which he thinks will hypnotise people, and he expects these people to have someone take a photo of them while they are 'hypnotised', and then to scan them and SEND THEM IN!? What an idiot. Check out his guest book and see what kind of people he's attracting - loony tunes.

 

Rock Music - Devils Advocate

I thought all that devils music crap died YEARS ago. Apparently some people are a little behind the times. This is unbelievable, its so stupid. What an idiot! He's talking about Stairway to Heaven containing backward masking lyrics - like it matters if it even did. Most kids haven't even HEARD of the song these days. I only know it because my father played it once or twice when I was a little kid.

 

brOOkE's kewl lil page ;)

I know that this page is already listed on Web Pages that SUCK, but I had to put it here because its so funny. This girl really has an atrocious spelling problem. I get the impression that she thinks that 'KEWL' is correct spelling. She also spell my as 'mi' for the first half of the page, then goes on to spell it 'my' later on. And I think she's confused punctuation as one of these ;) dumb smiley face things. The Internet is NOT the place to learn how to spell.

But the funniest thing is the guest book. Some people are totally ruthless. I love it.

 

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Congress/4792/

A nice young chap called Graham forward this to me. A very fun link!, his explanation is as follows...

This is one my wife baits all the time.
Talk about a paranoid Christian, she hates any one and everyone who dares disagree with her. She removes any message that shows her as stupid but she is really easy to bait. Worth stirring if you're bored.

Have fun. Check out some of her links, they are too mad to be believed!

 

Handbook on Demonic Possession

You HAVE to see this one RIGHT NOW! This is too good to be true. Truly unbelievable and immensely funny. This is pure ecstasy. For a quick pick, check out the section on DEMONIC TIME SHARING!!! Too stupid to be real!

 

Daniel Perez Terminator 3 script

This is what happens when you get a thickhead, and dash in a lot of obsessive behaviour and emotional sickness. I probably shouldn't pick on him, but as you can see from his page, he's embarrased himself enough already. The script is absolutely naive and cliche. The page has obviously been created with the aid of Microsoft Paint! He raves on and on about his lunatic obsession, and everything he writes is somehow connected to it. From what I've seen, he seems to indulge in the fantasy that he's out to save Terminator (as if they are real people and the film were real events).
Quick Picks...
The Terminator Macarena Parody - Not funny at all, only extremely sad.
Explanation of the Terminator 3 Site - A concise dictionary of lunatic obsession.

 

A Virtual Tour of Hell

Another lunatic Christian site. Lots of fun here. Half of the stuff inside is totally irrelevant to the actual page. He seems to have got a whole lot of rubbishy clip art and somehow related to the concept of eternal damnation (or whatever the hell they say). Another page made by a naive idiot lunatic. In the background, you'll hear 'spooky' music, like the theme from Creepshow etc. And check the weird picture of a skull with a cigarette - what the f*#k is that supposed to mean?!?!?!?!

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