Alex's
F***ng Homepage
A prime cut example of a stupid waste of time homepage
which no one will ever visit. It has absolutely no
potential and no point. And what a law breaker, he said a
rude word, scarey darey. Somebody shoot him, he's wasting
valuable carbon compounds that could be better used
nourishing worms.
A
Salute to Ronald Reagan
Unbelievable, truly sickening. Check the crappy midi
music out - If your a right wing jerk, this page is for
you. Get your guns, do some crittur shootin' and have a
ho-down with arty!
He does make some funny jokes about Bill Clinton,
though. Even if he is a conservative ding dong.
https://www.angelfire.com/ny/lookoverhere/index.html
Pretty boring. I can't even remember what this page is
called. But I do remember it is a very very very poor
attempt at humour. Basically some twit decided to put a
REALLY REALLY catchy name like 'look over here'
(WOWEE WOW WOW!), in an amazingly creative
attempt to make people come to a page which has nothing
on it but a paragraph about what else is on the page.
Which, incidentally, is nothing. He's also one of those
people which don't know what a full stop (period) is he
doesn't punctuate or capitalise either he goes on and on
and on then he suddenly changes subject great isnt it
yeah im having a great time because my brain is a
cauliflower i like salad sandwiches
Some
Stupid Page Made By A Dumb Kid WhO CAnT CapITALizE
PrOpeRLy
This page is incredibly stupid example of
backward-baseball-cap moron. I can't believe how some
people can suck so immensely. It's like their whole life
is devoted to making other people think that they
suck.
'BrEaKiNg ThE Law. MeE GaNksTa.
Me UsE ConCEsSiON tICkeT On sUbwAY, aND nOt Uze
ConCeSSIoN ID MAN, Me tUfF. DoN'T mESs wITH mE. I eVeN
ShOpLifTEd a pENcIL fROm tHe NewSAgENT'
- stupid
dykk-head.
Do these people think they are
impressing anyone? To me he is a classic example of acute
dyslexia amongst the TV generation.
The
Christian Deer Hunters Association
Wow! A site with both redneck
crap AND Christian fundamentalism! What a fantastic page.
Learn about the bible and god and all that crap and
HUNT DEER, what a perfect combination. Why didn't I
think of that?
Hypnoland
This site is about sexy hypnosis. Basically this guy,
who calls himself Astynax (whatever that means) has set
up a site devoted to hypnotising young women. He's set up
this super cheesy hypnosis screen, which he thinks will
hypnotise people, and he expects these people to have
someone take a photo of them while they are 'hypnotised',
and then to scan them and SEND THEM IN!? What
an idiot. Check out his guest book and see what kind of
people he's attracting - loony tunes.
Rock Music
- Devils Advocate
I thought all that devils music crap died YEARS ago.
Apparently some people are a little behind the times.
This is unbelievable, its so stupid. What an idiot! He's
talking about Stairway to Heaven containing backward
masking lyrics - like it matters if it even did. Most
kids haven't even HEARD of the song these days. I only
know it because my father played it once or twice when I
was a little kid.
brOOkE's
kewl lil page ;)
I know that this page is already listed on
Web
Pages that SUCK, but I had to put it here
because its so funny. This girl really has an atrocious
spelling problem. I get the impression that she thinks
that 'KEWL' is correct spelling. She also spell my as
'mi' for the first half of the page, then goes on to
spell it 'my' later on. And I think she's confused
punctuation as one of these ;) dumb smiley face things.
The Internet is NOT the place to learn how to spell.
But the funniest thing is the guest book. Some people
are totally ruthless. I love it.
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Congress/4792/
A nice young chap called Graham forward this to me. A
very fun link!, his explanation is as follows...
This is one my wife
baits all the time.
Talk about a paranoid Christian, she hates any one and
everyone who dares disagree with her. She removes any
message that shows her as stupid but she is really
easy to bait. Worth stirring if you're bored.
Have fun. Check out some of her links, they are too
mad to be believed!
Handbook
on Demonic Possession
You HAVE to see this one RIGHT NOW! This is too
good to be true. Truly unbelievable and immensely funny.
This is pure ecstasy. For a quick pick, check out the
section on DEMONIC TIME SHARING!!!
Too stupid to be real!
Daniel
Perez Terminator 3 script
This is what happens when you get a thickhead, and
dash in a lot of obsessive behaviour and emotional
sickness. I probably shouldn't pick on him, but as you
can see from his page, he's embarrased himself enough
already. The script is absolutely naive and cliche. The
page has obviously been created with the aid of Microsoft
Paint! He raves on and on about his lunatic obsession,
and everything he writes is somehow connected to it. From
what I've seen, he seems to indulge in the fantasy that
he's out to save Terminator (as if they are real people
and the film were real events).
Quick Picks...
The
Terminator Macarena Parody - Not funny at all, only
extremely sad.
Explanation
of the Terminator 3 Site - A concise dictionary of
lunatic obsession.
A
Virtual Tour of Hell
Another lunatic Christian site. Lots of fun here. Half
of the stuff inside is totally irrelevant to the actual
page. He seems to have got a whole lot of rubbishy clip
art and somehow related to the concept of eternal
damnation (or whatever the hell they say). Another page
made by a naive idiot lunatic. In the background, you'll
hear 'spooky' music, like the theme from Creepshow etc.
And check the weird picture of a skull with a cigarette -
what the f*#k is that supposed to mean?!?!?!?!
