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Here are some piss weak jokes. I hope angelfire don't think the word piss is a naughty word BECAUSE IT ISN'T.

So now for some crappy humour!

 

Q: Why did the kid fall off the swing?

A: Because he didn't have any arms or legs!

 

Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind man get for christmas?

A: Cancer

 

Q: Why can't fred ride a bike?

A: Because fred is a fish

 

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was DEAD. DEEAAADD..

 

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick

 

Q: Why can't a leper win a game of poker?

A: Because they always throw in their hand.

 

Q: What happened to the leper clown?

A: He laughed his head off.

 

Q: What do you call a leper in a spa bath?

A: Minestrone Soup.

 

Q: What do you call a swimmer with leprosy?

A: Slick.

(leprosy jokes courtesy of Baldergod)

 

Q: What does Alan like in his protein drink after workout?

A: L-Alanine. (I KNOW ITS LAME, THATS WHY I LAUGHED)

 

Q: What did batman name his heater?

A: Uma Thermal. (I KNOW IT SUCKS!!!!!)

 

Q: What did Mr Dioxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) drink for breakfast?

A: Ribenasome.

 

Q: How many people does it take to change a light globe?

A: One.

 

Q: What is red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

 

Q: What starts with F and ends with UCK?

A: Fire Truck.

 

Q: What does Mr Stone have for breakfast?

A: Grits.

 

Q: What did Mr Person say when he fell off the top of the Gazebo in Palestine?

A: Oww.

 

Maybe I'll post some more jokes here shen I'm wanting to waste some more time.

If you really liked this page, don't expect any more jokes anytime soon.

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Date Last Modified: 11/30/98
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