So now for some crappy humour!
Q: Why did the kid fall off the swing?
A: Because he didn't have any arms or legs!
Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind man get for
christmas?
A: Cancer
Q: Why can't fred ride a bike?
A: Because fred is a fish
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was DEAD. DEEAAADD..
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Q: Why can't a leper win a game of poker?
A: Because they always throw in their hand.
Q: What happened to the leper clown?
A: He laughed his head off.
Q: What do you call a leper in a spa bath?
A: Minestrone Soup.
Q: What do you call a swimmer with leprosy?
A: Slick.
(leprosy jokes courtesy of Baldergod)
Q: What does Alan like in his protein drink after
workout?
A: L-Alanine. (I KNOW ITS LAME,
THATS WHY I LAUGHED)
Q: What did batman name his heater?
A: Uma Thermal.
(I KNOW IT SUCKS!!!!!)
Q: What did Mr Dioxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) drink for
breakfast?
A: Ribenasome.
Q: How many people does it take to change a light
globe?
A: One.
Q: What is red and looks like a bucket?
A: A red bucket.
Q: What starts with F and ends with UCK?
A: Fire Truck.
Q: What does Mr Stone have for breakfast?
A: Grits.
Q: What did Mr Person say when he fell off the top of
the Gazebo in Palestine?
A: Oww.
Maybe I'll post some more jokes here shen I'm wanting
to waste some more time.
If you really liked this page, don't expect any more
jokes anytime soon.
