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Fake Autographs 'r Us
I received this piece of crap shortly after bidding on a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt on eBay...hmmmmm.
Actually, I'm not certain if this guy is just clueless about spamming, or what...well, he's about to be educated.
HUNDREDS of NEW autographed items just in from all of entertainment's greatest stars!
http://www.spammer.com
Including signed items from:
(huge list shortened)
Paul Newman & Lauren Bacall on the same photo! (on the photo? I was kinda hoping for "in the same photo")
And many, many more!!!!- AUTHENTICITY GUARANTEED - Backed by over 18 years in autographs - Registered Dealer of both the IADA and UACC.
- LIFETIME CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY personally hand-signed by myself is included with EVERY item.
Email: dcohenautos@ica.net
TO UNSUBSCRIBE :
PLEASE HIT REPLY AND PUT "REMOVE" IN THE SUBJECT LINE
You opted in to receive updates of our web site by answering yes when asked if you wanted to receive such; or by filling in a form to receive such. (Ah yes, what I l love most is being told that I signed up to receive this crap!)
If somebody opted you in to receive updates or you can't remember opting in, or if you maintain multiple email address, please hit reply and put "remove" in the subject line and provide us will all your addresses. (yeah, I'm going to give you all my e-mail addresses, so I can be spammed everywhere!)

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