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Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2001 22:08:01 -0400
From: Hahaha <hahaha@nastyspammer.net>
Subject: Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs - The REAL story!

Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and
polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a
*huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven
Dwarfs enter...

There is an scary attachment (called dwarf4you.exe) that I am supposed to click on and run on my computer. Of course, fearing a virus, I have not done so.

And note the tally of typos and grammatical errors - it's an amazing amount for such a short paragraph.

Anyway, I was more interested in seeing Snow White, not "Snowhite." ha, ha.