Question and Answer

~*Had sex: I'm a pimp, not a whore.

~*Had an online romance: Noo . . . I've talked to people online whom I've wished I had romances with, bt I know them from offline.

~*Left the country: Does being born outside of the country count?

~*Been drunk: I've had alcohol before, but I've never been drunk to the point where I think Dr. McDonald is hot. Then again, I don't think anybody can get that intoxicated.

~*Been Camping: You mean raping? (Only LoveLine listeners will understand that).

~*Blacked out: Kinda. I wasn't really sure if I had, though.

~*Taken any illegal substances: I'm a good kid.

~*Gone out in public in your pajamas: Sure, all the time. It's quite liberating when you're in your panties and a big T-shirt with no bra parading around for no apparent reason.

~*Missed school b/c it was raining: We can pretend I did.

~*Set any body part on fire for amusement: I've put my finger through candle flames . . . I did try burning my fingernail once but it didn't work very well.

~*Cheated on a B/f or G/f?: You can't cheat on something you never had.

~*Kept a secret from everyone: Plenty.

~*Actually thrown shoes onto a phone wire: Nope, but I've seen plenty. Poor kids running around because punks like to throw shoes . . . tsk, tsk.

~*Had an imaginary friend: Plenty.

~*Wanted to hook up with a friend: It's one of my personal faults . . . DAMNIT, leave me alone.

~*Ever cried at a chick Flick: Yes yes yes. I'm a very girly tomboy.

~*Found a cartoon character attractive : Mmm . . . Trent . . . drool . . .

~*Planned your week based on a TV GUIDE: Based on RAW, SMACKDOWN, Heat, and making time for watching my Hardyz tapes . . . Yes. Based on TV Guide itself . . . No.

~*Prank called someone: I was a middle schooler once, you know. Of course.

~*Gotten in a car accident: Actually, not one that I can actually call an accident. There's been several old women-running-into-the-bumper things, but nothing big.

~*Stayed home: Well, sure.

~*Made homemade fudge: I can't even make pre-put-in-the-pan-and-pre-mixed-brownies . . . whadaya think?

~*Seen the Eiffel tower: A marshmallow one, yes.

~*Soap: I like Herbal Essences body wash, if that counts . . . there's that Collagen body wash that's nice too . . . but when it comes to real soap, Irish Spring rules.

~*cologne: Natural musk. ^_^

~* perfume: Natural musk again. ^_^

~*Colors: Midnight blue and gray . . . and sky colors . . . you know what I'm talking about.

~*Day/Night: It depends, but more often than usual, I enjoy night.

~*Band: Silverchair, Orgy, RHCP, and BSB if they count as a band.

~*Commercial: The M 'n' M ones with cannibalism, the one with the donkey and elephant . . . I love all commercials, really.

~*Type of sandwich: Toasted bread with butter. I guess that's not really a sandwich though.

~*Cold or hot: I'd rather be cold than hot, but that can change depending on the people near me. *Wink*. Haha . . .

~*Big or little: It depends.

~*Chinesse or Italian: What do you think, silly?

~*Lace or satin: Satin. " . . . and anyone who cares, lies on Satin Sheet . .."

~*Here or there: There. Always.

~*Red or blue: Midnight blue.

~*New or old: Depends.

~*Wrestler: My sweet rainbow-colored-hairing, lime-mesh-wearing, kangaroo-jumping, gracefully-wrestling, talented-flying, gorgeous-looking, little-boobied, carpenter-pants-wearing, Swanton-Bombing, Nawth-Caholina-ing Jeff Hardy. Plus Kane, Jericho, HHH, and Edge and Christian and Matt. But mostly just my sweet rainbow-colored-hairing, lime-mesh-wearing, kangaroo-jumping, gracefully-wrestling, talented-flying, gorgeous-looking, little-boobied, carpenter-pants-wearing, Swanton-Bombing, Nawth-Caholina-ing Jeff Hardy.

~*Cartoon Character: Trent and/or Homer Simpson.

~*Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No, but I'm a happy bachelorette. Or at least I try to be.

~*Are you happy with him/her? Just rub it in, why don't you?

~*Kissing?: Does this mean do I prefer kissing over something? I like hugs better thank kisses, if that answers the question. And I've never truly been kissed if that answers the question.

~*Do you have a best friend: There are too many wonderful people to have a best friend; I love many.

~*Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorites: I don't have a fuckin telephone.

~*Who's your funniest friend: They're all hilarious; if they weren't, I wouldn't be friends with them.

~*Who do you go to the mall with: Nobody. I don't like the mall.

~*Who do you e-mail the most?: Eh, depends.

~*Who have you known the longest of your friends: My Chinese School friends, I guess. I've known them since forever.

~*Whose parents do you know the best: Becky's, Molly's, or maybe possibly Dan's, I suppose.

~*Who do you go to for advice: My pillow or White Bear. Or some of my closer friend -- you know who you are.

~*Who do you get the most surveys from: Meg, I think

~*Who are you jealous of: Many people for all the wrong reasons.

~*Who do you cry with: I don't cry with people, I cry with pillows.

~*What is your quote: There's too many to pick just one. Go look at the quote page.

~*Cried: Sadly, I think so.

~*Cut your Hair: Nope

~*Worn a shirt: Yes, several.

~*Worn a tie: Sadly, no.

~*Been mean: I hope not.

~*Been sarcastic: No way, me?

~*Gone for a run: I'm very lazy.

~*Gone for a walk: I usually do in the mornings, but I lacked this week.

~*Gone to the movies: Haven't been there for a loooooong time.

~*Gone out for dinner: Nopes, been eating junk food and cold pizza.

~*Written a paper: Yes.

~*Taken a test: Yes, I think so, I'm not quite sure though.

~*Met someone new: Actually, yes.

~*Written in a journal: Kinda

~*Watched your favorite movie: No, but I think I will when I'm done writing this.

~*Given someone a present: I'm constantly giving -- not necessarily good giving, but giving nonetheless.

~*Had a serious talk: *Sigh* Yes.

~*Missed someone: Very sadly, yes.

~*Hugged someone: Plenty

~*Had a nightmare: I had a daymare.

~*Fought with parents: Actually, surprisingly, no; but it's mostly because I haven't seen them in the past 24 hours.

~*Fought with a friend: no

~*Been Scared: Petrified.

~*Wished upon a star: Every chance I get.

~*Laughed so hard you cried: All the time.

~*Played Truth or Dare: What was the last party I went to? No . . . um, Pam's party like a year ago, maybe?

~*Watched a sunrise/sunset: I do it all the time without thinking about it, but the last memorable time was outside on the track with a buddy -- I'm sure he knows who he is. We had a very enlightening talk. ^_^

~*Read a book for fun: Yesterday; I read Tarzan.

~*Ditched a friend for a guy/girl: Never.

~*Did something out of character: I don't have a character to step out of.

~*What are you wearing right now: Jeans with paint on them (how, I don't know), a shirt, a bra, ugly underwear, socks with Sahara Sun on them, a necklace, my chain bracelet, about twenty hair rubber bands, and I think that's it.

~*Are you lonely: Am I?

~*Are you happy: Sure. Not content, though.

~*Are you hungry: I just had two pieces of garlic bread, a string cheese thingie, four pieces of chocolate (Two Crunches, a Mr. Goodbar, and a plain), Sprite, and I can still say "yes".

*Are you eating: No.

~*Are you talking to someone online : Nope, I'm not on AIM.

That's it, that's all of the surven, I suppose.

Well, this is the infamous 25 question survey I sent out a long time ago, and my answers to them. Actually, there's only 22 since I cut some out and revised others. I answered this one sometime before May of the year 2000

1. Name/Age (optional): Teresa/15

2. If you could be any kitchen utensil, what would you be and why? I used to wanna be a sausage maker thing (those are so kool), but ppl got the wrong idea, so, now I wanna be a blender. What kool little labels. "Chop, dicect, liquidize. . ."

3. Are there more ugly guys in the world or more ugly girls? Definately guys. I mean, I love guys, but still, girls are just naturally better (hahaha) and besides, girls spend MUCH more time making sure they look okay while guys barely bother to run their fingers through their hair in the morning before sticking on a hat! Seriously, and besides, (this gets complicated, so pay attention), girls usually have lower self-esteem and so it seems that they're unpretty and all the other girls are beautiful and so there are more ugly guys. And guys have egos the size of Britney Smear's new boobs so they naturally think they're so good looking and the other guys are bad looking, so they still say there are still more ugly guys. lost yet?

4. In the hit movie, "Armageddon," there is one scene where Liv Tyler and Ben Affleck are playing with animal crackers on each other's bodies. Liv then asks Ben suddenly if he thinks there is anybody else in the world doing the same thing. Ben replies somehting to the effects of, "I sure hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?" In what situation and who would you be with for you to say something like that? In other words, what and who on this earth is worth saving to you? Does this question confuse you? So many people said they got lost reading it. Well, I would be somewhere w/ my friends ('specially my b/f, not boyfriend, crackheads) and listening to good music (BSB) and watching sexy men on TV.

5. You are in an elevator and it suddenly stops. it could start up again, or plummet to your painful death. Finish this sentence: "As soon as I get the hell outta here, if I do, I am going to. . ." Tell my friends I love them, give them each a chocolate chip cookie and hug 'em. . . oh yah, also, I'd go to the bathroom. Being in a situation like that has GOT to have nature screaming!!

6. When somebody says, "Pirates Of Silicone Valley" Do you think of Bill Gates, Pam Anderson, or cloth-covered wagons first? or other? Gotta be honest; Pam. So sowwie Brian, we all know you love that.

7. Name the song title or lyric that best describe your life. Or you can make one up. Or you can name a movie title or line. Whatever. "Isn't it ironic?" ~~~ Alanic Morisette (I dont' think that's spelt right)

8. (I changed this one, I didn't like the old question) If you could go to watch your own funeral, what would you like to see and what would you like to hear the people say? I wanna see all my friends there, and hopefully throwing a big party instead of being depressed. I wanna see BSB at my party/funeral. Oh yah, I wanna hear them say I was ccccrrrrrraaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Or, "Oh my God! Here comes Daniel and Daniel and Jeff Hardy and Edge and all the other sexy men of the world here to announce their undying love for Teresa!"

9. If you could go back to any part of your past, may it to be to re-live the time again or to change something, what time would you go back to and if you are changing somehting, what would you change? The mess w/ the BSB concert; I would've just taken Rachel's tix. . . yah, lotsa other stuff too, but that's the main one I can admit to right now.

10. Name the ice cream flavor that best describe you and/or your life: Me: Napoletean (the three flavored kind) cuz I'm convinced I have multiple personality disorder. My life: Bittersweet Chocolate Bounce or Rocky Road or Vanilla (b/c it's really boring sometimes).

11. If you could have an hour to do anything or go anywhere, but then when it's over, you can erase the event from everybody else's memory, what would you do and/or where would you go? Soo many possibilities. . . yelling at my parents for all the things I can't really yell at them about. . . stalking down Brian and kissing him, then raping AJ and Fred. . . oh HELLS YAH. Finding Daniel Johns and telling him he kicks ass . . . though I wouldn't erase that from his memory necessarily.

12. Define love: Pain and chaos.

13. Define friendship: Love w/o the pain or chaos.

14. If the opposite sex were a bird, what type of bird would it be and why? A parakeet because they're cute, but after a while, u get sick of how they never shut-up and cleaning up after their shit! Heehee, and somebody wrote a really good one 'bout females: Bald Eagles, cuz they're rare beauties and some are bald but not very many. ^_^ I forget who wrote that. . .

15. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around, does it make a sound? Grr, I dont' know. . . yes.

16. (the old question was irrelevant so I'm making up a new one): If you could ask God/Jesus/Buddah/Whatever else I missed, I apologize (the greater power) just one question, what would you ask and why? I would ask him/her/it how to pronounce Bri's last name. And why Velcro is so powerful.

17. What do you honestly think of the Backstreet Boys: Do you really wanna hear all this? No, so I'll summarize. They ARE overhyped but they kick ass.

18. (this is kinda irrelevant too, but I just wanna know, so if you wanna answer, e-mail me): Did you ever get a long letter from me (frick2NS@angelfire.com) about Brian Littrell called "Crazy Wish?" If so, wat did you think of it and did you send it out? If not, would you like to recieve it? If you would, e-mail me and I will. Er, I can't answer that : )

19. What do you think of the computer: Is it the greatest invention ever made or an electrical piece of siht? Or other? Both. . . I can't decide. *sigh*

20. You wake up one day to discover that you are trapped in Hillary Clinton's body. What do you do? I first kill Bill (well, after hiring somebody to cut of his penis w/ a blunt knife) and then run for president (after a face lift and new wardrobe).

21. This is one that's used often, but I like it, so I'm using it. What is the first thing you look for in the opposite sex? Here: Hands, lips, cheekbones, eyelashes, arms. . . and personality after I get to know them.

22. You open your mailbox one day to find an envelope, unmarked in any way. What do you do? Open it. Nobody's gonna waste time mail bombing me, they'd just shoot me. Besides, even if it was a bomb, I'd open it, just for the hell of it. Well, the rest of the questions were irrelevant or unliked by me, so grr, theres 22 questions instead of 25. So bite me. . . That's it for me. . .

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
Thanx to Tami for numbers 2 and 3.
Thanx to "You've Got Mail" for number 5.
Thanx to Mr. Nutter for number 15.
Thanx to you for getting this far to reading this.