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March Mammals!!

With the play in game completed, round one of the tournament is ready to go!! Check out the bracket for an overview of everything, right here we'll give you and in depth look at the first round matchups!!

Wild Canids vs. Misc!

Wolf

vs.
Fox

5' long, and built similarly to the German Shepard is the Wolf! How well will the lone wolf function without the pack? The sly fox would have to be crazy to think he could win... crazy like a FOX! I got nothing...

Coyote

vs.
Dingo

A medium sized dog resembling a German Shepard, the Coyote is sometimes called the little wolf, and tends to dwell out in the open North American west. On the other side is a native Australian dog... you'd best watch your baby, else the dingo may nab it! Some Dingos have become domesticated over time, but a wild Dingo vs. a wild Coyote? Who comes out on top?

Hyena

vs.
Jackal

Up to 35" and 175 lbs., the Hyena thinks it will have the last laugh in this matchup! The Jackal, sharing a reputation for cowardice with the Hyena, may feel the need to prove itself in this matchup! Which wild dog is really a coward, and which one got mistakenly labeled so?

Dhole

vs.
African Wild Dog

A fairly large canid, the little known Dhole closely resembles a large fox. His little known opponent is the African Wild Dog, large eared and nearly extinct, the African Wild Dog once roamed the Serenghetti freely... Come on man, one no one has ever heard of, and the other doesn't even have a real name! Who made this match?

Elephant

vs.
Rhino

25' long, 11' high, and weighing up to 13,000 pounds. What can possibly take the mighty Elephant? Perhaps the powerful Rhino? 10' long and 3,000 lbs. the thick hided beast can charge at up to 30 mph! Horn vs. tusks! Which comes out on top?

Bull

vs.
Buffalo

A lot of beef in this next matchup! The Bull wants to tell the Buffalo to mooooove over! The giant Buffalo disagrees, calling the Bull a Cow-ard. Man, can I milk this one anymore?

Black Widow

vs.
Scorpion

Fresh off it's close victory over the larger Tarantula, the Black Widow gets to tangle with the deadly Scorpion! Is the Black Widow's venom enough to win again? Or will the Scorpion's claws and tail destroy the smaller spider?

Killer Bees

vs.
Army Ants

The only time when multiple contestants are allowed, the Killer Bees take on the Army ants! The Killer Bees attack from the air, but the Army Ants are more than capable of overwhelming you with numbers! The Ants small size may actually be an advantage against the bees... but is it's aerial advantage too much to overcome?? We shall see!!

Check out the other brackets! Sea vs. Sky, Cats vs. Dogs, and Reptiles vs. Mammals Care to weigh in? Send in your vote and let your voice be heard!

 

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