The Official Website of... The face of God

Jorge Site Menu

Home
News
Biography
Commentary
Hate Mail
Links



March Mammals!!

With the play in game completed, round one of the tournament is ready to go!! Check out the bracket for an overview of everything, right here we'll give you and in depth look at the first round matchups!!

Mammals vs. Reptiles!

Polar Bear

vs.
Grizzly Bear

The classic match up of bear vs bear! The polar bear is the world’s largest bear, but the grizzly thinks viciousness is more important than size! These two titans go head to head and their hugs won’t be so they can grope each other!

Wild Boar

vs.
Wolverine

The wild boar is armed with vicious tusks and can weigh over 400 pounds of pure muscle! The wolverine is smaller, getting up to 40 pounds, but pound for pound, it’s one of the most vicious animals on land! Its razor sharp claws can tear through flesh like a hot knife through butter! This is not going to be a pretty fight!

Gorilla

vs.
Chimpanzee

It’s the battle of the primates, as the powerful gorilla takes on the intelligent chimp! Gorillas have the strength of ten men, but chimps can make their own tools and use them to hunt! Will the gorilla’s strength win out, or will the chimp outthink his opponent?

Kangaroo

vs.
Tasmanian Devil

Kangaroos pack a mighty punch, and they’re no slouches with their kicks either! They know how to kick some ass. The Tasmanian devil is super strong for its size and uses its powerful jaws to rend flesh! They even eat small kangaroos! Will the kangaroo get revenge for its fallen brethren, or will the Tasmanian devil make it just another snack?

King Cobra

vs.
Anaconda

King Cobras can reach up to 18 feet in length and have half-inch fangs of pure murder! One bite contains enough venom to kill 20 people! But the anaconda can reach up to 50 feet in length and can weight over 500 pounds! They can get big enough to swallow a grown man whole, and have pure crushing power in its coils! Which snake will slither home with the victory?

Komodo Dragon

vs.
Gila Monster

Dragons vs. Monsters!! The gila monster can grow to 2 feet long and is the world’s most poisonous lizard! The komodo dragon is the world’s largest lizard, measuring 10 feet and weighing 365 pounds! They can crush bones in their jaws! But will they be able to withstand the venom of the gila?

Crocodile

vs.
Alligator

The croc can get up to 15 feet long and has 66 teeth of sheer death! Its skin is thick enough to deflect bullets from handguns! Its cousin, the alligator, can reach the same length and its snout is narrower, but still filled with 74 to 80 crushing teeth of doom. These two have a blood feud that only one can walk away from!

Poison Dart Frog

vs.
Alligator Snapping Turtle

The poison dart frog is small, but deadly. Its venomous secretions can kill anything that tries to eat it and its poison is used by natives to make deadly arrows! The alligator snapper can get up to 4 feet long and weigh 250 pounds! Their jaws can sever a man’s whole hand! But will its bite win, or will the poison claim its life?

Check out the other brackets! Sea vs. Sky, Cats vs. Dogs, and Wild Canids vs. Misc. Care to weigh in? Send in your vote and let your voice be heard!

 

< Back to News

 

 
 
All information reported
on this site is FAKE!!
All information copyright Jorge Julio Enterprises, 2001    

This site is best viewed at 1024x768, so if it looks big to you: TOUGH SHIT!!