~Essays~

This section contains all short essays/articles I have written, well, those I choose to put up, anyway. Some have been school assignments, others simply are things I have decided to write either for a contest or for my own enjoyment. I don't intend to infringe on any copyrights, and all opinions expressed are simply that- opinions.

Debunking the "Scripted" Myth
This is an essay presenting an argument defending the fact that "Whose Line is it Anyway" is NOT a scripted show, providing factual evidence to back up the argument as well.

Donuts
An essay I submitted to an i-mockery.com contest, which won first place. It's about how I would maim Christina Aguilera.

Dr. Ovulicious' Diabolical Log
This is an essay and a four-day journal that I did in science class last year. By the way, I got the highest grade in the class for this. It's on the topic of osmosis, however I obviously take creative liscense with how to fit that data into it all. A sort of drugged-out, Rocky Horror/Sailor Moon excursion... be frightened.

"Survivor: BC"
This was a RAFT (role, audience, format, topic) paper for Language Arts class after we got done studying the Odyssey and The Trojan War. It's a parody of Survivor set during the Trojan War.