. . . I'm Neko, click me and I'll follow your curserMonday, March 1, 2010 1:00 am Escape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. 3:00 am Force 10 From Navarone British major (Robert Shaw) and U.S. colonel (Harrison Ford) lead commando raid on bridge. 6:00 am Paid Programming 9:00 am Jet Attack Soviet nurse (Audrey Totter) helps U.S. pilot (John Agar) escape from North Korea. 9:15 am The Three Stooges 10:15 am Eddie and the Cruisers 1980s TV newswoman (Ellen Barkin) tracks fate of 1960s rock-band leader (Michael Paré) 12:30 pm Cutthroat Island Map leads pirate's daughter (Geena Davis) and her partner (Matthew Modine) to gold. 3:00 pm Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life A globe-trotter (Angelina Jolie) battles a scientist (Ciarán Hinds) for Pandora's box. 5:30 pm The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Literary figures (Sean Connery, Shane West, Stuart Townsend) unite to stop a mad bomber. 8:00 pm Philadelphia Fired by his firm, lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back. 11:00 pm Antwone Fisher A Navy psychiatrist (Denzel Washington) inspires a temperamental sailor (Derek Luke) Tuesday, March 02, 2010 1:30 amPhiladelphia Fired by his firm, lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back. 4:30 amMovies That Shook the World 5:00 amAMC Storymakers 6:30 amLook Younger Instantly Look years younger with easy to use at home microdermabrassion! 7:00 amSpinning and Weight Loss, the Perfect Fit Riding at home is the perfect no-impact exercise. 8:00 amBattle Hair Loss Do something about hair loss. Learn about hair transplantation, as well as non-surgical options. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges Inventor Stooges find a gold mine. 9:30 amThe Three Stooges The boys are mistaken for movie moguls. 10:00 amWho's Harry Crumb? Blundering private eye's (John Candy) boss (Jeffrey Jones) puts him on kidnap case. 12:00 pmPrivate Benjamin Pampered young widow (Goldie Hawn) joins Army for fun. 2:30 pmAntwone Fisher A Navy psychiatrist (Denzel Washington) inspires a temperamental sailor (Derek Luke) 5:00 pmPhiladelphia Fired by his firm, lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back. 8:00 pm & 11:00 pmTo Kill a Mockingbird A lawyer (Gregory Peck) defends an innocent black man for rape in 1930s Alabama. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:00 amThe Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 4:30 amDog Eat Dog Deadly fates await a trio of criminals learning the hard way that crime doesn't pay. 6:30 amInstantly Thin 7:00 amThe Real Estate Secret - Russ Dalbey Little-known real estate secret has put millions of dollars in the pockets of everyday Americans. 7:30 amBattle Hair Loss Do something about hair loss. Learn about hair transplantation, as well as non-surgical options. 9:00 am15 Minute Movies 9:15 amMr. Mom An engineer's (Michael Keaton) wife (Teri Garr) gets a job and he stays home. 11:15 amK-911 A detective (James Belushi) and his dog track an unbalanced criminal. 1:15 pmK-9: P.I. A retired detective (James Belushi) and his dog chase burglars. 3:30 pmStarsky & Hutch Two detectives (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) investigate a cocaine dealer. 5:30 pmThe Terminator Killer cyborg (Arnold Schwarzenegger) visits 1984 Los Angeles to alter history. 8:00 pmEnter the Dragon Agent (Bruce Lee) of kung fu enters opium lord's island fortress. 10:30 pmFight Club Two men (Brad Pitt, Edward Norton) create an underground boxing club. Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:30 amThe Terminator Killer cyborg (Arnold Schwarzenegger) visits 1984 Los Angeles to alter history. 4:00 amRaising Cain Mad alter-ego brothers (John Lithgow) round up children for their crackpot father's experiments. 6:30 amCurl Confidence Ouidad shows you how to get soft, smooth curls you can touch. 7:00 amSexy Celebrity Secrets Celebrity weight loss secrets revealed! 8:00 amImproved Brainpower Brainestics: the breakthrough math and memory system developed by math genius, Mike Byster. 8:30 amThe Art of Making Money by Russ Dalbey Learn about Winning in the Cash Flow Business. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges The boys trade a restaurant for a horse named Thunderbolt. 9:30 amThe Three Stooges Paper-hanger Curly is candidate for a brain transplant. 10:00 amThey Live Two men (Roddy Piper, Keith David) don dark glasses and see aliens exposed. 12:00 pmStar Trek: Nemesis The Enterprise crew (Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner) fights a replica of Picard (Patrick Stewart) 2:30 pmFight Club Two men (Brad Pitt, Edward Norton) create an underground boxing club. 5:30 pmEnter the Dragon Agent (Bruce Lee) of kung fu enters opium lord's island fortress. 8:00 pmRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 10:30 pmEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. Friday, March 05, 2010 12:30 amRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 3:00 amEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. 5:00 amHollywood Vietnam 6:00 amImproved Brainpower Brainestics: the breakthrough math and memory system developed by math genius, Mike Byster. 6:30 amBattle Hair Loss Do something about hair loss. Learn about hair transplantation, as well as non-surgical options. 7:00 amRecession Profits Breakthrough internet system for generating monthly income from home. 9:00 amOur Little Girl Girl (Shirley Temple) unites parents (Rosemary Ames, Joel McCrea) by running away from home. 10:30 amThe Verdict A boozing Boston lawyer (Paul Newman) fights a law-firm dean (James Mason) 1:30 pmRain Man A wheeler-dealer (Tom Cruise) meets his autistic-savant brother (Dustin Hoffman) 4:00 pmDances With Wolves A Union officer (Kevin Costner) at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. 8:00 pmThe Silence of the Lambs An FBI agent (Jodie Foster) uses one murderer (Anthony Hopkins) to catch another. 10:30 pm12 Monkeys A time-traveler (Bruce Willis) winds up in a mental institution. Saturday, March 06, 2010 1:30 amThe French Connection New York detectives (Gene Hackman, Roy Scheider) chase a French heroin king (Fernando Rey) 4:00 amBroken Lance A cattle baron's (Spencer Tracy) vengeful son (Robert Wagner) leaves prison. 6:30 amBattle Hair Loss Do something about hair loss. Learn about hair transplantation, as well as non-surgical options. 7:30 amInstantly Thin 9:00 amLetters From Iwo Jima An account of a World War II battle for the island lays out the Japanese perspective. 12:00 pmDances With Wolves A Union officer (Kevin Costner) at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. 4:00 pmThe Godfather Mafia boss Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) and his sons (Al Pacino, James Caan) 8:00 pmThe Godfather, Part II Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) moves his father's crime family to Las Vegas. Sunday, March 07, 2010 12:30 amThe Godfather Mafia boss Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) and his sons (Al Pacino, James Caan) 4:30 amKing Kong Zoologist (Jeff Bridges), blonde (Jessica Lange) and oilman (Charles Grodin) bring back big ape. 7:30 amThe Queen Elizabeth II and Prime Minister Blair seek compromise in their response to Princess Diana's death. 9:30 amMystic River A detective (Kevin Bacon) probes the murder of his friend's (Sean Penn) daughter. 12:30 pmPhiladelphia Fired by his firm, lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back. 3:30 pmThe Godfather, Part II Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) moves his father's crime family to Las Vegas. 8:00 pmGoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 11:00 pmThe Untouchables Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) and men fight Al Capone (Robert De Niro) in Chicago. Monday, March 08, 2010 1:30 amThe Silence of the Lambs An FBI agent (Jodie Foster) uses one murderer (Anthony Hopkins) to catch another. 4:00 am Bride of Chucky An evil doll and its mate seek human form. 8:00 amImproved Brainpower Brainestics: the breakthrough math and memory system developed by math genius, Mike Byster. 9:00 amPhiladelphia Fired by his firm, lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back. 12:00 pmThe Silence of the Lambs An FBI agent (Jodie Foster) uses one murderer (Anthony Hopkins) to catch another. 2:30 pmThe Untouchables Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) and men fight Al Capone (Robert De Niro) in Chicago. 5:00 pmGoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 8:00 pmThe Pelican Brief Reporter (Denzel Washington) helps law student (Julia Roberts) unravel government cover-up. 11:00 pmOcean's Twelve Indebted criminals (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon) plan an elaborate heist in Europe. Tuesday, March 09, 2010 2:00 amMystic Pizza Teenage girls (Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Lili Taylor) come of age one summer in Mystic, Conn. 4:30 amMovies That Shook the World 5:00 amBackstory Dustin Hoffman stars in ``Rain Man.'' 9:00 amJack the Ripper U.S. detective (Lee Patterson) helps Scotland Yarder (Eddie Byrne) hunt Victorian slasher. 10:45 amThe St. Valentine's Day Massacre Al Capone's (Jason Robards) Chicago war with Bugs Moran (Ralph Meeker) ends in 1929 setup. 1:00 pmThe Crew Four retired gangsters concoct a scheme to keep the rent low. 3:00 pmThe Whole Nine Yards Someone wants a hit man (Bruce Willis) and his neighbor (Matthew Perry) dead. 5:00 pmThe Pelican Brief Reporter (Denzel Washington) helps law student (Julia Roberts) unravel government cover-up. 8:00 pmSpace Cowboys NASA reunites four aging flyboys for an urgent mission. 11:00 pmBlazing Saddles Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little) teams up with the drunken Waco Kid (Gene Wilder) Wednesday, March 10, 2010 1:00 amGeronimo: An American Legend An Army lieutenant (Jason Patric) receives orders to bring in the Apache warrior (Wes Studi) 3:30 amBreaking Bad A high-school teacher learns he is dying of lung cancer. 4:30 amBreaking Bad Walter and Jesse dispose of the mess in the RV; Skyler suspects Walter is involved with Jesse. 5:30 amThe Three Stooges A judge seeks chicken-thief Stooges. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges A judge seeks chicken-thief Stooges. 9:30 amThe Three Stooges Shemp hits a quiz-show jackpot. 10:00 amHombre Apache-raised white man (Paul Newman) protects stagecoach passengers. 12:30 pmGeronimo: An American Legend An Army lieutenant (Jason Patric) receives orders to bring in the Apache warrior (Wes Studi) 3:00 pmBlazing Saddles Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little) teams up with the drunken Waco Kid (Gene Wilder) 5:00 pmSpace Cowboys NASA reunites four aging flyboys for an urgent mission. 8:00 pmThe Fugitive U.S. marshal (Tommy Lee Jones) hunts doctor (Harrison Ford) for murder of his wife (Sela Ward) 11:00 pmThe Bone Collector A quadriplegic detective (Denzel Washington) and a cop (Angelina Jolie) hunt a serial killer. Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:30 am The Fog Californians (Adrienne Barbeau, Hal Holbrook, Janet Leigh) haunted by shipwreck corpses. 3:30 amBreaking Bad Hank warns Walter Jr. about the danger of drugs. 4:30 amBreaking Bad Walter channels his anger at an explosive target. 5:30 amThe Three Stooges Shemp hits a quiz-show jackpot. 7:00 amSexy Celebrity Secrets Celebrity weight loss secrets revealed! 9:00 amThe Brain Eaters Subterranean parasites tunnel to the Earth's surface to turn unwary humans into obedient zombies. 10:15 amThe Day the World Ended Geologist (Richard Denning), captain's daughter (Lori Nelson), others hide from nuke mutants. 12:00 pmStargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 2:30 pmThe Bone Collector A quadriplegic detective (Denzel Washington) and a cop (Angelina Jolie) hunt a serial killer. 5:00 pmThe Fugitive U.S. marshal (Tommy Lee Jones) hunts doctor (Harrison Ford) for murder of his wife (Sela Ward) 8:00 pmJeremiah Johnson An 1830s loner (Robert Redford) becomes a Rockies mountain man who eats Indians. 10:30 pmSilverado Old West drifters (Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn, Kevin Costner) shoot it out with sheriff, clan. Friday, March 12, 2010 1:30 am100 Rifles A sheriff (Jim Brown), a crook (Burt Reynolds) and a beauty (Raquel Welch) fight a general. 4:00 amBreaking Bad Walter and Skyler attend a party for a colleague. 5:00 amBreaking Bad Walter is plagued by the side effects of chemotherapy; Skinny Pete. 6:00 amImproved Brainpower Brainestics: the breakthrough math and memory system developed by math genius, Mike Byster. 9:00 amThe Sea Wolves British agents (Gregory Peck, Roger Moore) send cavalrymen to sink German ships. 11:45 amThe Big Red One A World War II sergeant (Lee Marvin) turns four raw recruits into 1st Infantry sharpshooters. 2:30 pmSilverado Old West drifters (Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn, Kevin Costner) shoot it out with sheriff, clan. 5:30 pmJeremiah Johnson An 1830s loner (Robert Redford) becomes a Rockies mountain man. 8:00 pmPale Rider Mysterious preacher (Clint Eastwood) saves gold miners from villains. 10:30 pmKelly's Heroes (comedy) GIs (Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles) with tank escort aim to steal gold from Nazis. Saturday, March 13, 2010 2:00 am They Live Two men (Roddy Piper, Keith David) don dark glasses and see aliens exposed for what they are. 4:00 amBreaking Bad Walter embraces his new identity after a PTA meeting; sell house. 5:00 amBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse try to figure a way out of their partnership with Tuco. 7:00 amGet Ripped in 90 Days Total body transformation in 90 days! 9:00 amThe Three Stooges The boys wreak havoc on a train. 9:30 amThe Rare Breed English widow (Maureen O'Hara) and drifter (James Stewart) go to Texas with her Hereford bull. 11:45 amWinchester '73 A cowboy is determined to retrieve his stolen rifle. 2:00 pmKelly's Heroes GIs (Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles) with tank escort aim to steal gold from Nazis. 5:30 pmPale Rider Mysterious preacher (Clint Eastwood) saves gold miners from villains. 8:00 pmGangs of New York 11:30 pmGangs of New York A man (Leonardo DiCaprio) vows vengeance on the gangster (Daniel Day-Lewis) who killed his father. Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:00 amBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse are trapped with Tuco; Marie and Hank comfort Skyler over Walt's disappearance. 5:00 amThe Jewel of the Nile Mercenary (Michael Douglas) rescues writer (Kathleen Turner), after ``Romancing the Stone.'' Danny DeVito 7:30 amKiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 9:30 amThe Skulls A college freshman (Joshua Jackson) joins an elite, dangerous society. 11:30 amFirewall To save his kidnapped family, a bank-security expert must break into a theft-proof computer system. 2:00 pmVolcano Earthquakes and lava ravage Los Angeles. 4:30 pmGangs of New York A man (Leonardo DiCaprio) vows vengeance on the gangster (Daniel Day-Lewis) who killed his father. 8:00 pm & 11:00 pmPulp Fiction Two hit men (John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson), a boxer and a crime boss meet their fates. Monday, March 15, 2010 2:00 amKiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 4:00 amBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse's financial situations suffer when they try to cover their tracks. 5:00 amBreaking Bad Walt tries to reconnect with his family; Jesse struggles to rebuild his life. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amThe Three Stooges 10:00 amThe Three Stooges 10:30 amVolcano Earthquakes and lava ravage Los Angeles. 1:00 pmOctober Sky A West Virginia miner's son (Jake Gyllenhaal) becomes a NASA scientist. 3:30 pmThe Secret of My Success Would-be yuppie (Michael J. Fox) from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan. 6:00 pmThe Whole Nine Yards Someone wants a hit man (Bruce Willis) and his neighbor (Matthew Perry) dead. 8:00 pmSomething to Talk About Unfaithful man's (Dennis Quaid) wife (Julia Roberts) causes trouble. 10:30 pmRaising Helen A woman (Kate Hudson) gains custody of her late sister's children. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 1:00 amThe Whole Nine Yards Someone wants a hit man (Bruce Willis) and his neighbor (Matthew Perry) dead. 3:00 amBreaking Bad Tensions mount at the White household; Hank suffers from the aftermath of his encounter with Tuco. 4:00 amBreaking Bad Walt returns to work; Skinny Pete gets ripped off; Jesse gets more than he bargained for. 5:00 amBreaking Bad Jesse and Walt discuss expanding into new territories; Hank struggles to fit in. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amThe Three Stooges 10:00 amThe Three Stooges 10:30 amThe Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 1:00 pmSomething to Talk About Unfaithful man's (Dennis Quaid) wife (Julia Roberts) causes trouble. 3:30 pmFirewall To save his kidnapped family, a bank-security expert must break into a theft-proof computer system. 6:00 pmHalloween An escaped masked killer stalks a baby sitter (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her friends on Halloween. 8:00 pm12 Monkeys A time-traveler (Bruce Willis) winds up in a mental institution. 11:00 pmEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. Wednesday, March 17, 2010 1:00 amHalloween An escaped masked killer stalks a baby sitter (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her friends on Halloween. 3:00 amBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse seek advice from a shady attorney when Badger gets in trouble with the law 4:00 amBreaking Bad Walt and his family wait for news after he undergoes a PET-CT scan. 5:00 amThe Three Stooges 5:30 amThe Three Stooges 9:00 amNight of the Living Dead People (Duane Jones, Judith O'Dea, Karl Hardman) hide in a house from walking corpses. 11:15 amThe Return of the Living Dead Medical suppliers (Clu Gulager, James Karen) confront zombies. 1:15 pmReturn to House on Haunted Hill Treasure hunters visit a mansion inhabited by ghosts. 3:00 pmEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. 5:00 pm12 Monkeys A time-traveler (Bruce Willis) winds up in a mental institution. 8:00 pmRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 10:30 pmThe Terminator Killer cyborg (Arnold Schwarzenegger) visits 1984 Los Angeles to alter history. Thursday, March 18, 2010 1:00 amRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 3:30 amBreaking Bad Walt and Hank get into a heated argument at a party; Skyler opens up to her boss. 4:30 amBreaking Bad Saul proposes a new business partner; Skyler makes a shocking discovery at work. 5:30 amThe Three Stooges 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amThe Poseidon Adventure Clergyman (Gene Hackman) leads capsized-liner survivors to high point. 12:15 pmEnd of Days An ex-cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. 3:00 pmThe Terminator Killer cyborg (Arnold Schwarzenegger) visits 1984 Los Angeles to alter history. 5:30 pmRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 8:00 pmPulp Fiction Two hit men (John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson), a boxer and a crime boss meet their fates. 11:00 pmEnter the Dragon Agent (Bruce Lee) of kung fu enters opium lord's island fortress. Friday, March 19, 2010 1:30 amThe Fan Knife salesman (Robert De Niro) kills to help his favorite ballplayer (Wesley Snipes) 4:00 amBreaking Bad The Whites welcome a new addition; Walter Jr. launches a new website. 5:00 amBreaking Bad Skyler's frustration with Walt's secrecy finally comes to a head; Jesse self-destructs. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amThe Three Stooges 10:00 amBeneath the Planet of the Apes A time-warped astronaut (James Franciscus) lands on ape-ruled Earth. 12:15 pmEscape From the Planet of the Apes Apes (Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter) from the future escape to 1970s Los Angeles. 2:30 pmEnter the Dragon Agent (Bruce Lee) of kung fu enters opium lord's island fortress. 5:00 pmPulp Fiction Two hit men (John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson), a boxer and a crime boss meet their fates. 8:00 pmBreaking Bad A high-school teacher learns he is dying of lung cancer. 9:00 pmBreaking Bad Walter is plagued by the side effects of chemotherapy; Skinny Pete. 10:00 pmBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse are trapped with Tuco; Marie and Hank comfort Skyler over Walt's disappearance. 11:00 pmBreaking Bad Walt returns to work; Skinny Pete gets ripped off; Jesse gets more than he bargained for. Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:00 amBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse seek advice from a shady attorney when Badger gets in trouble with the law 1:00 amBreaking Bad Skyler's frustration with Walt's secrecy finally comes to a head; Jesse self-destructs. 2:00 amHalloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) hunts killer Mike once again. 4:00 amHalloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) meets killer Mike's niece (Danielle Harris) 9:00 amBlazing Saddles Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little) teams up with the drunken Waco Kid (Gene Wilder) 11:00 amBreaking Bad A high-school teacher learns he is dying of lung cancer. 12:00 pmBreaking Bad Walter is plagued by the side effects of chemotherapy; Skinny Pete. 1:00 pmBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse are trapped with Tuco; Marie and Hank comfort Skyler over Walt's disappearance. 2:00 pmBreaking Bad Walt returns to work; Skinny Pete gets ripped off; Jesse gets more than he bargained for. 3:00 pmBreaking Bad Walt and Jesse seek advice from a shady attorney when Badger gets in trouble with the law 4:00 pmBreaking Bad Skyler's frustration with Walt's secrecy finally comes to a head; Jesse self-destructs. 5:00 pmGoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 8:00 pmTraffic 11:00 pmTraffic Drug lords and law-enforcement officials (Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro) wage war. Sunday, March 21, 2010 2:00 amThe Crew Four retired gangsters concoct a scheme to keep the rent low. 4:00 amMr. Mom An engineer's (Michael Keaton) wife (Teri Garr) gets a job and he stays home with the baby. 6:00 amBlazing Saddles Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little) teams up with the drunken Waco Kid (Gene Wilder) 8:00 amThe Crew Four retired gangsters concoct a scheme to keep the rent low. 10:00 amGoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 1:00 pmTraffic Drug lords and law-enforcement officials (Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro) wage war. 4:00 pmPulp Fiction Two hit men (John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson), a boxer and a crime boss meet their fates. 7:00 pmThe Mummy A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. 10:00 pmBreaking Bad Walt deals with the aftermath of the plane crash; Jesse comes to a realization about himself. 11:02 pmBreaking Bad Walt deals with the aftermath of the plane crash; Jesse comes to a realization about himself. Monday, March 22, 2010 12:03 amMad Men Pete and Ken are affected by changes at Sterling Cooper; Don and Sal go on a business trip. 1:02 amBreaking Bad Walt deals with the aftermath of the plane crash; Jesse comes to a realization about himself. 2:03 amPulp Fiction Two hit men (John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson), a boxer and a crime boss meet their fates. 5:00 amMovies That Shook the World ``Do the Right Thing'' brings real-life racial issues to the forefront in America. 5:30 amMovies That Shook the World ``The China Syndrome'' causes public opinion to turn against nuclear power. 9:00 amHistory of the World: Part I Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses (Mel Brooks), Nero (Dom DeLuise) 11:00 amKelly's Heroes GIs (Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles) with tank escort aim to steal gold from Nazis. 2:30 pmThe Mummy A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. 5:30 pmThe Bone Collector A quadriplegic detective (Denzel Washington) and a cop (Angelina Jolie) hunt a serial killer. 8:00 pmLara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life A globe-trotter (Angelina Jolie) battles a scientist (Ciarán Hinds) for Pandora's box. 10:45 pmEnter the Dragon Agent (Bruce Lee) of kung fu enters opium lord's island fortress. Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:15 amKelly's Heroes GIs (Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles) with tank escort aim to steal gold from Nazis. 4:45 amSuicide Battalion American demolition experts embark on a dangerous mission behind Japanese lines in the Philippines. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amThe Three Stooges 10:00 amStargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 12:30 pmThe Bone Collector A quadriplegic detective (Denzel Washington) and a cop (Angelina Jolie) hunt a serial killer. 3:00 pmEnter the Dragon Agent (Bruce Lee) of kung fu enters opium lord's island fortress. 5:30 pmLara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life A globe-trotter (Angelina Jolie) battles a scientist (Ciarán Hinds) for Pandora's box. 8:00 pmThe Pelican Brief Reporter (Denzel Washington) helps law student (Julia Roberts) unravel government cover-up. 11:00 pmSomething to Talk About Unfaithful man's (Dennis Quaid) wife (Julia Roberts) causes trouble. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:30 amRain Man A wheeler-dealer (Tom Cruise) meets his autistic-savant brother (Dustin Hoffman) 4:00 amThe Best Man A writer (Taye Diggs) meets an old flame (Nia Long) at his friend's (Morris Chestnut) wedding. 9:00 amThe Rose Exhausted rock star (Bette Midler) tries drugs, alcohol and lover (Frederic Forrest) 12:00 pmRain Man A wheeler-dealer (Tom Cruise) meets his autistic-savant brother (Dustin Hoffman) 2:30 pmSomething to Talk About Unfaithful man's (Dennis Quaid) wife (Julia Roberts) causes trouble. 5:00 pmThe Pelican Brief Reporter (Denzel Washington) helps law student (Julia Roberts) unravel government cover-up. 8:00 pmVolcano Earthquakes and lava ravage Los Angeles. 10:30 pmEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:30 amBreaking Bad Walt deals with the aftermath of the plane crash; Jesse comes to a realization about himself. 1:32 amVolcano Earthquakes and lava ravage Los Angeles. 4:00 amBreaking Bad Walt deals with the aftermath of the plane crash; Jesse comes to a realization about himself. 5:02 amBackstory: Halloween Interviews with director John Carpenter and Jamie Lee Curtis. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amThe Three Stooges 10:00 amThe Jewel of the Nile Mercenary (Michael Douglas) rescues writer (Kathleen Turner), after ``Romancing the Stone.'' 12:30 pmStar Trek: Nemesis The Enterprise crew (Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner) fights a replica of Picard (Patrick Stewart) 3:00 pmFight Club Two men (Brad Pitt, Edward Norton) create an underground boxing club. 6:00 pmEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. 8:00 pmPitch Black Crash survivors (Radha Mitchell, Vin Diesel, Cole Hauser) fight deadly nocturnal aliens. 10:30 pmRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. Friday, March 26, 2010 1:00 amFight Club Two men (Brad Pitt, Edward Norton) create an underground boxing club. 4:00 amKiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 9:00 amThe Prisoner A man awakes in an isolated town called The Village; Two attempts to assimilate Six. 11:00 amThe Prisoner Six becomes a spy for Two; 313 is fearful of her gift; 11-12's secret is exposed. 1:00 pmThe Prisoner An evil version of Six tries to kill Two; 11-12 seeks answers; 313 battles her inner demons. 3:00 pmRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 5:30 pmPitch Black Crash survivors (Radha Mitchell, Vin Diesel, Cole Hauser) fight deadly nocturnal aliens. 8:00 pmGangs of New York A man (Leonardo DiCaprio) vows vengeance on the gangster (Daniel Day-Lewis) who killed his father. 11:30 pmThe Untouchables Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) and men fight Al Capone (Robert De Niro) in Chicago. Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:00 amSabretooth A big-game hunter (David Keith) searches for a saber-toothed tiger. 4:00 amPuppet Master Psychics (Paul Le Mat, Irene Miracle, Matt Roe) meet puppets Pin Head, Blade and more. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amA Big Hand for the Little Lady Homesteaders (Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward) play poker at a Texas hotel. 11:45 amThe Last Wagon Wagon-train teens survive Indian attack with fugitive (Richard Widmark) 2:00 pmGeronimo: An American Legend An Army lieutenant (Jason Patric) receives orders to bring in the Apache warrior (Wes Studi) 4:30 pmGangs of New York A man (Leonardo DiCaprio) vows vengeance on the gangster (Daniel Day-Lewis) who killed his father. 8:00 pmThe League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Literary figures (Sean Connery, Shane West, Stuart Townsend) unite to stop a mad bomber. 10:30 pmSuperman Returns While an old enemy plots against him, long-absent Superman tries to find a new place in society. Sunday, March 28, 2010 2:00 amEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. 4:00 amBattle for the Planet of the Apes Gorilla general (Claude Akins) hounds ape leader (Roddy McDowall) and what's left of humanity. 6:00 amThe French Connection New York detectives (Gene Hackman, Roy Scheider) chase a French heroin king (Fernando Rey) 8:30 amCutthroat Island Map leads pirate's daughter (Geena Davis) and her partner (Matthew Modine) to gold. 11:00 amEscape From L.A. A war vet (Kurt Russell) works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. 1:00 pmSuperman Returns While an old enemy plots against him, long-absent Superman tries to find a new place in society. 4:30 pmThe League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Literary figures (Sean Connery, Shane West, Stuart Townsend) unite to stop a mad bomber. 7:00 pmThe Fugitive U.S. marshal (Tommy Lee Jones) hunts doctor (Harrison Ford) for murder of his wife (Sela Ward) 10:00 pmBreaking Bad Walt tries to bring his family back together; Jesse makes and unexpected investment. 11:02 pmBreaking Bad Walt tries to bring his family back together; Jesse makes and unexpected investment. Monday, March 29, 2010 12:03 amMad Men Betty's father visits; Sterling Cooper handles a very specific client request. 1:02 amBreaking Bad Walt tries to bring his family back together; Jesse makes and unexpected investment. 2:03 amThe Whole Nine Yards Someone wants a hit man (Bruce Willis) and his neighbor (Matthew Perry) dead. 4:00 amView From the Top A small-town woman (Gwyneth Paltrow) trains to become a flight attendant. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amThe Three Stooges 10:00 amThe Three Stooges 10:30 amWho's Harry Crumb? Blundering private eye's (John Candy) boss (Jeffrey Jones) puts him on kidnap case. 12:30 pmThe Whole Nine Yards Someone wants a hit man (Bruce Willis) and his neighbor (Matthew Perry) dead. 2:30 pmThe Fugitive U.S. marshal (Tommy Lee Jones) hunts doctor (Harrison Ford) for murder of his wife (Sela Ward) 5:30 pmThe Silence of the Lambs An FBI agent (Jodie Foster) uses one murderer (Anthony Hopkins) to catch another. 8:00 pmThe Queen Elizabeth II and Prime Minister Blair seek compromise in their response to Princess Diana's death. 10:30 pmPhiladelphia Fired by his firm, lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back. Tuesday, March 30, 2010 1:30 amThe Queen Elizabeth II and Prime Minister Blair seek compromise in their response to Princess Diana's death. 3:30 amAn Affair to Remember Both spoken-for, two on a cruise (Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr) plan to meet again. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amTo Kill a Mockingbird A lawyer (Gregory Peck) defends an innocent black man for rape in 1930s Alabama. 12:30 pmThe Queen Elizabeth II and Prime Minister Blair seek compromise in their response to Princess Diana's death. 2:30 pmThe Silence of the Lambs An FBI agent (Jodie Foster) uses one murderer (Anthony Hopkins) to catch another. 5:00 pmPhiladelphia Fired by his firm, lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back. 8:00 pmTroy Achilles (Brad Pitt) leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. 11:30 pmVolcano Earthquakes and lava ravage Los Angeles. Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:00 amRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 4:30 amCreation of the Humanoids Security officer (Dan Megowan) suspects hairless androids. 9:00 amThe Three Stooges 9:30 amKing Kong Zoologist (Jeff Bridges), blonde (Jessica Lange) and oilman (Charles Grodin) bring back big ape. 12:30 pmEnter the Dragon Agent (Bruce Lee) of kung fu enters opium lord's island fortress. 3:00 pmRed Planet Astronauts (Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom Sizemore) try to colonize Mars to save mankind. 5:30 pmVolcano Earthquakes and lava ravage Los Angeles. 8:00 pmTraffic Drug lords and law-enforcement officials (Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro) wage war. 11:00 pm12 Monkeys A time-traveler (Bruce Willis) winds up in a mental institution. Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:00 amBreaking Bad Walt tries to bring his family back together; Jesse makes and unexpected investment. 3:02 amThe Verdict A boozing Boston lawyer (Paul Newman) fights a law-firm dean (James Mason) 9:00 amThe Three Stooges (April Fools Day marathon) Plumber Stooges flood a garden party. 9:26 amThe Three Stooges The trio finds a baby on the doorstep. 9:52 amThe Three Stooges Plumber Stooges audition for a radio show. 10:18 amThe Three Stooges The boys unwittingly enlist in the Army. 10:44 amThe Three Stooges Curly must enter the wrestling ring. 11:12 amThe Three Stooges Icemen Stooges cater a birthday dinner. 11:38 amThe Three Stooges Curly becomes a sheriff. 12:04 pmThe Three Stooges A mouse helps Curly save a hotel from bankruptcy. 12:30 pmThe Three Stooges The boys are mistaken for professors. 12:56 pmThe Three Stooges The boys prospect for gold. 1:24 pmThe Three Stooges Stooges are football players. 1:50 pmThe Three Stooges The boys are murder witnesses. 2:16 pmThe Three Stooges Intern Stooges err fatally; guest Billy Gilbert. 2:42 pmThe Three Stooges Curly dons a gorilla suit for a movie. 3:08 pmThe Three Stooges Cop Stooges meet an explosive gorilla. 3:36 pmThe Three Stooges A professor bets he can turn the boys into gentlemen. 4:02 pmThe Three Stooges A millionaire asks the boys to save a tree. 4:28 pmThe Three Stooges Scots Stooges bootleg Scotch. 4:54 pmThe Three Stooges A professor bets he can turn the boys into gentlemen. 5:20 pmThe Three Stooges The trio finds a baby on the doorstep. 5:48 pmThe Three Stooges Wild-west Stooges must bring in outlaws dead or alive. 6:14 pmThe Three Stooges The boys wreak havoc on a train. 6:40 pmThe Three Stooges The boys break a Ming vase. 7:06 pmThe Three Stooges As psychiatrists, the boys treat a playgirl. 7:32 pmThe Three Stooges The marooned trio is condemned. 8:00 pmSpaceballs President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits heroes against an evil foe (Rick Moranis) 10:00 pmBlazing Saddles Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little) teams up with the drunken Waco Kid (Gene Wilder) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Mad Men
Remember Larry Tate, Darren's boss in the 1960s TV-series Bewitched? Darren was a smoking, drinking, 1960s advertising man working for the ad firm of McMahan & Tate. They would come up with sometimes hilarious ad campaigns for various clients so people would buy their stuff. Tate would do or say anything to keep the client happy. Now imagine a TV-series set entirely at the 1960s ad firm, about the various wacky ad men and you have "Mad Men," a current AMC series. And a cable channel TV-series made for AMC doesn't have to follow FCC rules, so you may detect some words now and then they couldn't say on Bewitched in the 1960s. So if you hear any words in "Mad Men" you don't like, you better put the kids to bed before you watch "Breaking Bad." Mad Men & "Breaking Bad" both got Emmy nominations in 2009, including Aaron Paul, Elisabeth Moss and Jon Hamm.Breaking Bad
Stephen King on why AMC's strange, violent crystal-meth drama is the best scripted show on TV
Whatever reasons AMC had for greenlighting BB, the payoff for viewers who like their suspense cocktails a little stronger than the usual "Law & Order" mojito is a big one... It's like watching "No Country For Old Men" crossbred with the malevolent spirit of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Breaking Bad invites us into another world, just as "The Shield" and "The Sopranos" did, but Walt White (Bryan Cranston) could be a guy just down the block, the one who tried to teach the periodic table to your kids before he got sick... That's exactly what makes it all so funny, so frightening, and so compelling. This is rich stuff.
Entertainment Weekly, 3.13.09
American Movie Classics was launched 10/1/84 featuring lesser-known movies of Turhan Bey, Randolph Scott, Piper Laurie, John Wayne and hosts of other stars whose films were not quite big enough to all be featured on broadcast networks or most other cable networks. Originally shown without commercial interruption, some commercial breaks have been added in recent years to keep AMC a free service to viewers (unlike Showtime, HBO and Starz which charge a monthly fee). There are original documentaries, and even new TV-series seen exclusively on AMC, though one late-night host called it the Ancient Movie Channel at the time. The movies were originally hosted by Bob Dorian and Nick Clooney. Its first original series was Remember WENN (1996)Clint Eastwood movies showing on other channels this month. The letters in Clint Eastwood's name can be rearranged to spell "Old West Action" according to Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Doc Hudson is the Hudson Hornet