Times shown EST/Pacific
MARCH 2009 Daily listings
March 1 SUNDAY
6:30a HBO The Brady Bunch Movie
6:45 MAX Mr. Bean’s Holiday
8:00 HBO World Championship Boxing
8:15 MAX Desperado
10:00 MAX Shutter
10:30 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
11:30 HBO Definitely, Maybe
MAX Rush Hour 3
1:00p MAX Mr. Woodcock
1:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:30 HBO Taking Chance
MAX Jaws "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
4:00 HBO What to Watch
4:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
4:35 MAX P.S. I Love You
6:45 MAX Charlie’s Angels
7:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
8:30 MAX Shutter
9:00 HBO Big Love
10:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Blades of Glory
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:35 MAX Forbidden Science, 12:05a Forbidden Science
12:00 HBO Taking Chance
12:40 MAX Forbidden Science, 1:10 Forbidden Science
1:20 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
1:45 MAX Perfect Creature
2:20 HBO Queen of the Damned
3:15 MAX El Cantante
4:05 HBO Best of the Best II
5:10 MAX An Affair to Remember
2 MONDAY
6:00a HBO Ed
7:05 MAX Running Free
7:45 HBO Monkeybone
8:30 MAX Shutter
9:30 HBO The Replacements
10:00 MAX The Golden Compass
11:30 HBO Sydney White
12:00 MAX Finding Forrester
1:30p HBO How to Make an American Quilt
2:20 MAX Hitman
3:30 HBO Evan Almighty
4:00 MAX Strange Days
5:15 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
6:30 MAX Pathfinder
7:30 HBO BNP Paribas Showdown for the Billie Jean King Cup
8:15 MAX I Am Legend
10:00 MAX Shutter
11:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
12:00 HBO Cathouse: Menage a Trois
1:00a HBO BNP Paribas Showdown for the Billie Jean King Cup
MAX Major League
2:50 MAX Pan’s Labyrinth
4:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
4:50 MAX Sense and Sensibility
5:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
3 TUESDAY
6:00a HBO Perfect Upset: The 1985 Villanova-Georgetown NCAA...
7:00 HBO BNP Paribas Showdown for the Billie Jean King Cup
7:10 MAX The Odd Couple
9:00 MAX The Craft
10:30 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
10:40 MAX Lady in the Water
11:30 HBO 10,000 B.C.
12:30p MAX The Funhouse
1:30 HBO The Majestic
2:10 MAX Meet the Parents
4:00 HBO Only the Strong
MAX Bad Boys
5:45 HBO First Look: Watchmen
6:00 HBO Breach
MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
8:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
MAX Romeo Must Die
10:00 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
MAX The Invasion
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:45 MAX Forbidden Science
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:20a MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:30 HBO HBO First Look Watchmen
12:45 HBO In Bruges
12:50 MAX The Jerk
2:30 MAX Death Hunt
2:35 HBO Georgia Rule
4:10 MAX Marujas Asesinas (Killer Housewives)
4:30 HBO Taxicab Confessions: NY Pt. 3
5:30 HBO Transmission Test (see below)
4 WEDNESDAY
6:00a MAX The Land Before Time
7:00 HBO The Leopards Take Manhattan: The Little Band that Roared
7:10 MAX Little Children
7:30 HBO Miss Congeniality
9:30 HBO Grace Is Gone
MAX Dead Man Walking
11:00 HBO The Black List: Volume Two
11:35 MAX A Perfect Murder
12:00 HBO Taking Chance
1:30p HBO What Lies Beneath
MAX Shutter
3:00 MAX Unaccompanied Minors
3:45 HBO The Making of Street Kings
4:00 HBO Space Cowboys
4:30 MAX National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
6:10 MAX Purple Violets
6:15 HBO Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
8:00 HBO Taking Chance
MAX Hollow Man
9:30 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
10:00 HBO Big Love
MAX Shutter
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:30 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores
12:00 HBO The Black List: Volume Two
MAX Femme Fatale
1:05a HBO Panther
2:00 MAX Forbidden Science
2:30 MAX Jaws III
3:15 HBO The Number 23
4:10 MAX December Boys
4:55 HBO The Confession
5 THURSDAY
6:00a MAX Amazing Grace
7:00 HBO The Search for Treatment: A Challenging Journey
7:30 HBO Fool’s Gold
8:00 MAX Jaws the Revenge
9:30 HBO Fried Green Tomatoes
MAX Code Name: The Cleaner
11:05 MAX 28 Days
11:45 HBO Norbit
12:50p MAX Weekend at Bernie’s
1:30 HBO The Brady Bunch Movie
2:30 MAX Things We Lost in the Fire
3:00 HBO Definitely, Maybe
4:30 MAX Demolition Man
5:00 HBO Fool’s Gold
6:30 MAX Rush Hour 3
7:00 HBO What to Watch
7:15 HBO Over Her Dead Body
8:00 MAX 27 Dresses
9:00 HBO Norbit
10:00 MAX Proof of Life
10:45 HBO First Look: Watchmen
11:00 HBO A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley
11:30 HBO Cathouse: What’s On the Menu?
12:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
12:15a MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:30 HBO Die Hard 2
12:50 MAX Harold & Kumar Escape From Guntanamo Bay
2:30a MAX Wild Orchid
2:35 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
3:35 HBO Eastbound & Down
4:05 HBO Circus
4:25 MAX Valley of the Dolls
5:45 HBO Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven
6 FRIDAY
6:30a MAX Buffy the Vampire Slayer
7:00 HBO August Rush
8:00 MAX Made Men
9:00 HBO Empire Falls: Part 1
9:30 MAX Deck the Halls
11:00 HBO Empire Falls: Part 2
11:05 MAX Vertical Limit
12:30p HBO The Comebacks
1:15 MAX Shrek the Third
2:00 HBO What to Watch
2:30 HBO Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
2:50 MAX I Could Never Be Your Woman
4:15 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
4:30 MAX Under Suspicion
6:20 MAX Blades of Glory
6:30 HBO August Rush
8:00 MAX E.T.
8:30 HBO The Ruins
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Vertical Limit
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:05a HBO Eastbound & Down
12:10 MAX Forbidden Science
12:35 HBO Running Scared
12:40 MAX Sex Games Cancun Feture
2:05a MAX The Hills Have Eyes II
2:40 HBO Big Love
3:40 HBO Under Siege
MAX Ricochet
5:20 MAX Children of Men
5:25 HBO The Chris Rock Show
7 SATURDAY
6:00a HBO Crocodile Dundee II
7:15 MAX Music and Lyrics
8:00 HBO Taking Chance
9:00 MAX Hitman
9:30 HBO Right America: Feeling Wronged
10:30 HBO Be Kind Rewind
10:35 MAX Fear
12:15p HBO Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
MAX In the Valley of Elah
2:00 HBO Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
2:20 MAX Spartan
4:15 MAX The Golden Compass
4:30 HBO Taking Chance
6:00 HBO The Replacements
6:15 MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
8:00 HBO Street Kings
8:15 MAX Hitman
10:00 HBO Boxing After Dark: Kirkland vs. Julio; Ortiz vs. Arnaoutis; Guerrero vs. Yordan
MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
11:50 MAX Forbidden Science
12:20a MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
1:00 HBO Street Kings
1:45 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2:55 HBO What to Watch
3:25 HBO Breaking and Entering
3:35 MAX The Verdict
5:45 MAX The Legend of Bagger Vance
8 SUNDAY
6:30a HBO Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
8:15 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
9:00 MAX Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
9:15 HBO Boxing After Dark
11:00 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
12:15p HBO Fool’s Gold
12:45 MAX Lucky You
2:15 HBO First Look: Watchmen
2:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:50 MAX Almost Famous
3:30 HBO 10,000 B.C.
5:00 MAX Thirteen Ghosts
5:30 HBO Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
6:30 MAX I Am Legend
7:00 HBO Definitely, Maybe
8:15 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
9:00 HBO Big Love
10:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Bad Boys
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Big Love
12:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:30a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:05 MAX Consequence
1:55 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:45 MAX Forbidden Science
2:55 HBO Death Sentence
3:20 MAX Strictly Sinatra
4:45 HBO Good Advice
5:00 MAX Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
9 MONDAY
6:20a HBO The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
7:05 MAX W.C. Fields and Me
8:00 HBO Kangaroo Jack
9:00 MAX Meet the Parents
9:30 HBO The Brady Bunch Movie
10:50 MAX The Invasion
11:00 HBO Breach
12:30p MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
1:00 HBO Chain Reaction
2:15 MAX Off Limits
3:00 HBO Taking Chance
4:00 MAX Code Name: The Cleaner
4:30 HBO Be Kind Rewind
5:30 MAX P.S. I Love You
6:15 HBO Norbit
7:45 MAX Alive
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
9:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
9:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
10:00 HBO Taking Chance
MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
11:30 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
11:50 MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:00 HBO Be Kind Rewind
12:20a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:00 MAX Watchers
1:45 HBO Girl, Interrupted
2:30 MAX The Savages
3:55 HBO Flight of the Conchords
4:25 HBO Girlfight
4:30 MAX Padre Nuestro (Our Father)
10 TUESDAY
6:15a MAX The Land Before Time
6:20 HBO An American Tail
7:30 MAX I.Q.
7:45 HBO Looney Tunes: Back in Action
9:05 MAX Junior
9:30 HBO The Cable Guy
11:00 MAX Mr. Woodcock
11:15 HBO Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
12:30p MAX Proof of Life
1:00 HBO August Rush
2:50 MAX Femme Fatale
3:00 HBO First Look: Watchmen
3:15 HBO Here on Earth
4:45 MAX Bedazzled
5:00 HBO Right America: Feeling Wronged
6:00 HBO The Making ofStreet Kings
6:15 HBO Evan Almighty
6:20 MAX 27 Dresses
8:00 HBO Street Kings
8:15 MAX Charlie’s Angels
10:00 HBO The Black List: Volume Two
MAX Mr. Woodcock
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:30 MAX Forbidden Science
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores
12:30a HBO Knocked Up
12:35 MAX Inferno
2:10 MAX Dark Asylum
2:40 HBO Death to Smoochy
3:50 MAX 8 1/2 Women
4:35 HBO Street Kings
5:50 MAX Anastasia
11 WEDNESDAY
6:30a HBO An American Tail II: Fievel Goes West
7:40 MAX Woman on Top
7:45 HBO Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
9:15 MAX Multiplicity
9:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
11:10 MAX I Think I Love My Wife
12:00 HBO The Majestic
12:45p MAX The Hills Have Eyes II
2:20 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2:45 HBO Over Her Dead Body
4:10 MAX Major League
4:30 HBO Sydney White
6:00 MAX A Murder of Crows
6:30 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
7:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
7:45 MAX Finding Forrester
10:00 HBO Big Love
MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:50 MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:00 HBO The Ruins
12:20a MAX Demolition Man
1:35 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
2:20 MAX Forbidden Science
2:40 HBO Die Hard 2
2:50 MAX All the Pretty Horses
4:45 HBO Breaking and Entering
4:50 MAX Prince Valiant
12 THURSDAY
6:30a MAX Love and Death on Long Island
6:45 HBO Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven
8:00 HBO The Comebacks
8:05 MAX Under Suspicion
9:30 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
10:00 HBO Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
MAX I Could Never Be Your Woman
11:45 HBO Be Kind Rewind
MAX Strange Days
1:30p HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
2:15 MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
3:30 HBO Grace Is Gone
4:15 MAX Vertical Limit
5:00 HBO Taking Chance
6:20 MAX The Golden Compass
6:30 HBO Miss Congeniality
8:15 MAX Pathfinder
8:30 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
9:00 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
10:00 MAX Desperado
11:00 HBO Real Sex 29: Let It All Hang Out
11:45 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
12:20a MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
12:30 HBO 28 Weeks Later
2:15 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX The Fury
2:45 HBO Taking Chance
4:05 HBO In Bruges
4:15 MAX The Turning Point
13 FRIDAY
6:00a HBO Blindsided
6:15 MAX Seven Cities of Gold
7:00 HBO The Replacements
8:00 MAX Purple Violets
9:00 HBO The Painted Veil
9:50 MAX The Jerk
11:15 HBO Evan Almighty
11:30 MAX Alive
1:00p HBO 10,000 B.C.
1:35 MAX Shutter
3:00 HBO The Black List: Volume Two
MAX The Invasion
4:00 HBO The Cable Guy
4:45 MAX Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
5:45 HBO Fried Green Tomatoes
6:45 MAX I Am Legend
8:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
8:30 MAX Rush Hour 3
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Hollow Man
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:00 MAX Forbidden Science
12:05a HBO Eastbound & Down
12:35 HBO Cathouse: What’s On/Menu?
MAX Sex Games Cancun
1:05 MAX Sex Games Cancun
1:10 HBO Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
1:35 MAX I Am Legend
2:35 HBO Big Love
3:20 MAX A Perfect Murder
3:35 HBO Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist
5:10 MAX Ghosts of Mississippi
5:35 HBO The Making of: Sex and the City (The Movie)
14 SATURDAY
6:00a HBO Fire in the Sky
7:20 MAX Baby’s Day Out
8:00 HBO Norbit
9:00 MAX Jaws 2
9:45 HBO Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
11:00 MAX Code Name: The Cleaner
11:30 HBO 10,000 B.C.
12:30p MAX The Longest Yard
1:30 HBO Sydney White
2:35 MAX 27 Dresses
3:15 HBO What to Watch
3:30 HBO The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
4:30 MAX Bad Boys
5:15 HBO HBO First Look Watchmen
5:30 HBO Norbit
6:30 MAX Blades of Glory
7:15 HBO Nim’s Island
8:00 MAX Meet the Parents
9:00 HBO Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W Bush
10:00 MAX The Flock
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down, 11:00 Eastbound & Down
11:30 HBO Eastbound & Down, 12:00 Eastbound & Down
11:40 MAX Forbidden Science
12:15a MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2...
12:30 HBO Death Sentence
12:45 MAX Apocalypse Now Redux
2:20 HBO Fracture
4:05 MAX The Flock
4:20 HBO Drop Zone
5:45 MAX Ocean’s 11
15 SUNDAY
6:05a HBO Chain Reaction
8:00 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
MAX Deck the Halls
9:35 MAX Dead Man Walking
10:00 HBO The Black List: Volume Two
11:00 HBO Kangaroo Jack
11:40 MAX The Flock
12:30p HBO Taking Chance
1:15 MAX Ricochet
2:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
3:00 HBO August Rush
MAX The Craft
4:45 MAX No Reservations
5:00 HBO Nim’s Island
6:30 MAX Major League
6:45 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
8:15 MAX The Flock
9:00 HBO Big Love
10:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:40 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2...
12:00 HBO Street Kings
12:15a MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2...
12:45 MAX Made Men
1:55 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:20 MAX Forbidden Science
2:50 MAX Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
2:55 HBO Mallrats
4:35 HBO Bad Influence
MAX Chronicle of an Escape
16 MONDAY
6:15a HBO Making of Harry Potter/Order...
6:20 MAX Downhill Racer
6:30 HBO Star Trek Generations
8:05 MAX The Flock
8:30 HBO Fantastic Four:Rise/Silver Surfer
9:45 MAX E.T.
10:00 HBO What Lies Beneath
11:40 MAX Little Children
12:15p HBO Over Her Dead Body
2:00 HBO Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
MAX Charlie’s Angels
3:40 MAX Proof of Life
4:30 HBO Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
6:00 HBO What to Watch
MAX In the Valley of Elah
6:15 HBO Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Femme Fatale
9:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
9:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
10:00 HBO Death on a Factory Farm, HBO Documentary Films
MAX The Flock
11:30 HBO Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W Bush
11:40 MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
1:00a HBO Sunshine
1:05 MAX The End
2:50 HBO Knocked Up
MAX Lucky You
5:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX D-Day: The Sixth of June
5:30 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road...
17 TUESDAY
6:30a HBO Crocodile Dundee II
6:50 MAX Waitress
8:30 HBO Kangaroo Jack
8:40 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
10:00 HBO Flight of the Intruder
10:30 MAX Demolition Man
12:00 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
12:30p HBO Nim’s Island
MAX I Am Legend
2:15 HBO Fried Green Tomatoes
MAX The Golden Compass
4:10 MAX Thirteen Ghosts
4:30 HBO The Comebacks
5:45 MAX Hollow Man
6:00 HBO Miss Congeniality
7:45 MAX P.S. I Love You
8:00 HBO Nim’s Island
9:45 HBO First Look: Watchmen
10:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:45 MAX Forbidden Science
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:20a MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:30 HBO The Comebacks
12:50 MAX Vertical Limit
2:00 HBO Ganja Queen
3:00 MAX Strange Days
3:35 HBO Event Horizon
5:15 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
5:30 MAX Transmission Test (see below)
18 WEDNESDAY
6:15a HBO The Trumpet of the Swan
7:00 MAX Around the Bend
7:30 HBO 10,000 B.C.
8:30 MAX Rush Hour 3
9:30 HBO August Rush
10:00 MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
11:30 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
12:00 MAX The Flock
1:30p HBO Evan Almighty
1:35 MAX Code Name: The Cleaner
3:10 MAX Fear
3:15 HBO Norbit
4:45 MAX Hitman
5:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
6:20 MAX Alive
7:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
8:00 HBO Street Kings
8:30 MAX Blades of Glory
10:00 HBO Big Love
MAX The Flock
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:40 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:00 HBO Norbit
12:15a MAX Hitman
1:45 HBO Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
1:50 MAX Forbidden Science
2:20 MAX Perfect Creature
3:10 HBO The 4th Floor
3:50 MAX Cumbia Callera (Cumbia Connection)
4:45 HBO Fracture
5:30 MAX Moon Over Parador
19 THURSDAY
6:45a HBO Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
7:20 MAX Almost Famous
8:30 HBO What to Watch
9:00 HBO How to Make/American Quilt
9:30 MAX Romeo Must Die
11:00 HBO Juno
11:30 MAX Music and Lyrics
12:45p HBO Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emorium
1:15 MAX Rails & Ties
2:30 HBO Sydney White
3:00 MAX Spartan
4:30 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
4:45 MAX The Invasion
5:30 HBO The Replacements
6:30 MAX Mr. Woodcock
7:30 HBO Juno
8:00 MAX Bad Boys
9:15 HBO Making of: The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
9:30 HBO Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W Bush
10:00 MAX Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
11:00 HBO Cathouse: Menage a Trois
12:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:30a HBO Death on a Factory Farm
MAX Shutter
2:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX Apocalypse Now Redux
2:30 HBO Hollywoodland
4:40 HBO Will Ferrell...
5:20 MAX Dark Asylum
20 FRIDAY
6:10a HBO Ed
7:00 MAX Michael
7:45 HBO The Majestic
8:45 MAX Finding Forrester
10:30 HBO Warm Springs
11:05 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
12:30p HBO Jumper
12:50 MAX Desperado
2:00 HBO First Look: Watchmen
2:15 HBO The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
2:35 MAX I Think I Love My Wife
4:00 HBO The Brady Bunch Movie
4:10 MAX Meet the Parents
5:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6:00 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
7:45 MAX Jaws
8:00 HBO Jumper
9:30 HBO First Look: Monsters vs. Aliens
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX 27 Dresses
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:00 MAX Forbidden Science
12:05a HBO Eastbound & Down
12:35 HBO Drop Zone
MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
2:00 MAX Proof of Life
2:20 HBO Big Love
3:20 HBO The Hitcher
4:15 MAX Night and the City
4:50 HBO The Whole Nine Yards
21 SATURDAY
6:00a MAX Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
6:30 HBO The Cable Guy
7:35 MAX Lady in the Water
8:15 HBO Over Her Dead Body
9:30 MAX I Am Legend
10:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
11:00 HBO August Rush
11:15 MAX 28 Days
1:00p HBO Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
MAX Purple Violets
2:30 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
2:50 MAX The Jerk
3:00 HBO Evan Almighty
4:30 MAX Pathfinder
4:45 HBO The Comebacks
6:15 HBO Over Her Dead Body
MAX Hollow Man
8:00 HBO What Happens in Vegas
8:15 MAX I Am Legend
9:45 HBO Knocked Up
10:00 MAX The Bucket List
11:40 MAX Forbidden Science
12:00 HBO What Happens in Vegas
12:10a MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores
12:45 MAX Charlie’s Angels
1:45 HBO The Ruins
2:30 MAX Off Limits
3:20 HBO The Brave One
4:15 MAX The Bucket List
5:25 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
22 SUNDAY
6:00a HBO First Look: Monsters...
MAX Bedazzled
6:30 HBO Flight of the Intruder
7:45 MAX Bedazzled
8:30 HBO The Replacements
9:20 MAX The Bucket List
10:30 HBO Nim’s Island
11:00 MAX Alive
12:15p HBO Making The No. 1 Ladies’ ...
12:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
1:05 MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck...
1:30 HBO Grace Is Gone
3:00 HBO First Look: Monsters...
MAX E.T.
3:30 HBO Sydney White
5:00 MAX The Hills Have Eyes II
5:30 HBO Be Kind Rewind
6:30 MAX I Could Never Be Your Woman
7:15 HBO What Happens in Vegas
8:15 MAX The Bucket List
9:00 HBO Big Love
10:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck...
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Big Love
12:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Forbidden Science
12:30a MAX Forbidden Science
1:00 HBO Tigerland
MAX Forbidden Science
1:35 MAX Freddy Got Fingered
2:45 HBO In Bruges
3:05 MAX Forbidden Science
3:35 MAX In the Valley of Elah
4:35 HBO Joshua
5:40 MAX Balto
23 MONDAY
6:30a HBO Fire in the Sky
6:55 MAX The Namesake
8:30 HBO Space Cowboys
9:00 MAX Bad Boys
10:45 HBO The Painted Veil
11:00 MAX The Bucket List
12:45p MAX All the Pretty Horses
1:00 HBO Elizabeth: The Golden Age
2:45 MAX Mr. Woodcock
3:00 HBO Center Stage
4:15 MAX Deck the Halls
5:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
5:50 MAX The Legend of Bagger Vance
6:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Demolition Man
9:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
9:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
10:00 HBO The Beat of Botswana
MAX The Bucket List
10:15 HBO Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
11:40 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores
11:45 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
12:10a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:40 MAX Wild Orchid
12:45 HBO The Ruins
2:20 HBO Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush
2:35 MAX Demolition Man
3:50 HBO Flight of the Conchords
4:20 HBO Live Nude Girls
4:30 MAX Silk
5:45 HBO What to Watch
24 TUESDAY
6:00a HBO Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6:20 MAX These Thousand Hills
8:00 MAX Things We Lost in the Fire
9:30 HBO Over Her Dead Body
10:00 MAX Hitman
11:15 HBO Chain Reaction
11:35 MAX Ghosts of Mississippi
1:00p HBO What Happens in Vegas
1:45 MAX Ricochet
2:45 HBO Only the Strong
3:30 MAX Code Name: The Cleaner
4:30 HBO Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
5:00 MAX Shutter
6:00 HBO August Rush
6:30 MAX A Perfect Murder
8:00 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
8:15 MAX The Flock
9:00 HBO What Happens in Vegas
10:00 MAX Hitman
10:45 HBO First Look: Fast & Furious
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:35 MAX Forbidden Science
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:05a MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores
12:30 HBO A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley
12:40 MAX The Flock
1:00 HBO Street Kings
2:20 MAX Slingshot
2:55 HBO A Smile Like Yours
3:50 MAX Under Suspicion
4:35 HBO Longford
5:40 MAX Resurrection
25 WEDNESDAY
6:10a HBO The UCLA Dynasty
7:15 HBO Nim’s Island
7:30 MAX Mr. Bean’s Holiday
9:00 HBO Evening
MAX Vig
10:45 MAX I Am Legend
11:00 HBO The Comebacks
12:30p HBO Miss Congeniality
MAX Baby’s Day Out
2:15 MAX The Bucket List
2:30 HBO Hard Times at Douglass High: A No Child Left Behind Report Card
4:00 MAX The Longest Yard
4:30 HBO Making The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
4:45 HBO Nim’s Island
6:05 MAX Inferno
6:30 HBO The Comebacks
7:45 MAX Vertical Limit
8:00 HBO The Brave One
10:00 HBO Big Love
MAX The Bucket List
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:40 MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:00 HBO Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush
12:10a MAX Thirteen Ghosts
1:30 HBO Cathouse: What’s On the Menu?
1:45 MAX Forbidden Science
2:00 HBO Death Sentence
2:20 MAX The Golden Compass
3:50 HBO Lewis Black: Black/Broadway
4:15 MAX On a Clear Day
4:50 HBO The Broken Hearts Club
26 THURSDAY
6:00a MAX Unaccompanied Minors
6:35 HBO Looney Tunes: Back in Action
7:30 MAX Lucky You
8:15 HBO Norbit
9:35 MAX Freddy Got Fingered
10:00 HBO First Look: Monsters...
10:30 HBO The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
11:05 MAX Fear
12:15p HBO Be Kind Rewind
12:45 MAX Blades of Glory
2:00 HBO Here on Earth
2:20 MAX P.S. I Love You
3:45 HBO The Cable Guy
4:30 MAX Children of Men
5:30 HBO Evan Almighty
6:20 MAX Junior
7:15 HBO Be Kind Rewind
8:15 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
9:00 HBO First Look: Monsters vs. Aliens
9:30 HBO Death on a Factory Farm
10:00 MAX Rush Hour 3
11:00 HBO Taxicab Confessions: New York, New York Part 3
11:35 MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
12:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
12:30a HBO Making The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
12:45 HBO Under Siege
1:00 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
2:50 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
3:00 HBO Proximity
3:20 MAX Alive
4:30 HBO Death on a Factory Farm
5:30 MAX Lady in the Water
27 FRIDAY
6:00a HBO Star Trek Generations
7:20 MAX Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
8:00 HBO The Truth About Cats & Dogs
9:00 MAX The End
9:45 HBO Making The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
10:00 HBO Chain Reaction
10:45 MAX Pathfinder
12:00 HBO Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
12:30p MAX I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
1:30 HBO A Prairie Home Companion
2:30 MAX In the Valley of Elah
3:30 HBO Breach
4:35 MAX Charlie’s Angels
5:30 HBO First Look: Monsters vs. Aliens
6:00 HBO How to Make/American Quilt
6:15 MAX No Reservations
8:00 HBO Fracture
MAX Major League
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:45 MAX Forbidden Science
12:05a HBO Eastbound & Down
12:20 MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:35 HBO You’re Welcome America
12:50 MAX Sex Games Cancun
1:20 MAX Bad Boys
2:05 HBO Big Love
3:05 HBO Knocked Up
3:20 MAX A Murder of Crows
5:05 MAX Little Children
5:15 HBO Perfect Upset...
28 SATURDAY
6:20a HBO Monkeybone
7:20 MAX National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
8:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
9:00 MAX Things We Lost in the Fire
10:00 HBO Sydney White
11:00 MAX The Invasion
11:45 HBO The Beat of Botswana
12:00 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
12:45p MAX Femme Fatale
2:00 HBO Nim’s Island
2:45 MAX Demolition Man
3:45 HBO First Look: Fast & Furious
4:00 HBO 10,000 B.C.
4:45 MAX Proof of Life
6:00 HBO Miss Congeniality
7:00 MAX Shutter
8:00 HBO Sex and the City (The Movie)
8:30 MAX Mr. Woodcock
10:00 MAX The Promotion
10:30 HBO Ocean’s Thirteen
11:30 MAX Forbidden Science
12:00 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores
12:35a HBO Sex and the City (The Movie)
MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
2:00 MAX Desperado
3:00 HBO Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
3:45 MAX The Promotion
4:25 HBO Atonement
5:15 MAX Finding Forrester
29 SUNDAY
6:30a HBO An American Tail
7:30 MAX Shrek the Third
8:00 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
9:00 HBO The Comebacks
9:05 MAX The Promotion
10:30 HBO Botswana: The Gem of Africa
10:35 MAX Strange Days
11:00 HBO Over Her Dead Body
12:45p HBO Making The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
1:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Vertical Limit
2:00 HBO Norbit
3:10 MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
3:45 HBO What Happens in Vegas
5:00 MAX Meet the Parents
5:30 HBO Sex and the City (The Movie)
6:50 MAX Hitman
8:00 HBO The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
8:30 MAX The Promotion
10:00 HBO The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
MAX Forgetting Sarah Marshall
11:50 HBO What Happens in Vegas
MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:20a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:00 MAX Hollow Man
1:35 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:35 HBO Breaking and Entering
3:00 MAX Forbidden Science
3:30 MAX I Think I Love My Wife
4:40 HBO Another 48 HRS.
5:05 MAX Death Hunt
30 MONDAY
6:15a HBO Only the Strong
6:45 MAX Author! Author!
8:00 HBO Flight of the Intruder
8:35 MAX Consequence
10:00 HBO Be Kind Rewind
10:15 MAX No Reservations
11:45 HBO First Look: Fast & Furious
12:00 HBO Warm Springs
MAX The Promotion
1:30p MAX Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2:00 HBO Grace Is Gone
3:00 MAX Music and Lyrics
3:30 HBO The Cable Guy
4:45 MAX Romeo Must Die
5:15 HBO The Majestic
6:45 MAX The Flock
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
8:30 MAX The Hills Have Eyes II
9:00 HBO Knocked Up
10:00 MAX The Promotion
11:15 HBO First Look: Fast & Furious
11:30 HBO The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores Feature
1:00a MAX The Craft
1:25 HBO Death to Smoochy
2:45 MAX I Could Never Be Your Woman
3:20 HBO The Good Shepherd
4:20 MAX Almost Famous
31 TUESDAY
6:15a HBO Space Cowboys
6:30 MAX Once
8:00 MAX The Bucket List
8:30 HBO First Look: Monsters vs. Aliens
9:00 HBO Sydney White
9:40 MAX Spartan
11:00 HBO Center Stage
11:30 MAX Blades of Glory
1:00p HBO The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency
1:05 MAX Deck the Halls
2:40 MAX Dead Man Walking
3:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
4:00 HBO The Replacements
4:45 MAX E.T.
6:00 HBO Sydney White
6:45 MAX The Bucket List
8:00 HBO Sex and the City (The Movie)
8:30 MAX Freddy Got Fingered
10:00 MAX I Am Legend
10:30 HBO Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush
11:40 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophomores Feature
12:00 HBO Death on a Factory Farm
1:15a MAX Blades of Glory
1:30 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
2:30 HBO Scanner Cop
2:50 MAX Wild Orchid
4:05 HBO Sex and the City (The Movie)
4:45 MAX Thirteen Ghosts
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ATONEMENT
A lie tragically changes the
lives of three people in this searing
adaptation of Ian McEwan’s bestseller.
James McAvoy, Keira Knightley. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-2:03. HBO Mar.28
AUGUST RUSH
An orphaned boy escapes
to Manhattan and fine-tunes his music
forte with hopes of finding his family.
Freddie Highmore. (AC,MV) PG-1:54. HBO
Mar.6,10,15,18,21,24
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!
On the eve of his big
Broadway opening, a harried playwright
finds his life in chaos. Al Pacino stars.
(AC,AL) PG-1:48. MAX Mar.30
BABY’S DAY OUT
Three klutzy kidnappers
grab a toddler who escapes and leads
them on a slapstick chase around Chicago.
From the creator of Home Alone. Joe Mantegna, Lara Flynn Boyle. (MV) PG-
1:39. MAX Mar.14,25
BAD BOYS
Will Smith and Martin
Lawrence star as Miami undercover cops
who go up against a brazen gang of drug
thieves. Téa Leoni co-stars. (AC,AL,V) R-1:59.
MAX Mar.3,8,14,19,23,27
BAD INFLUENCE
James Spader is a
straight-arrow corporate climber who drifts
into decadent thrills in this suspenseful
steamroller. Rob Lowe co-stars. (AL,N,V)
R-1:40. HBO Mar.15
BALTO
A spirited sled dog strives to bring
medicine to ailing Alaskan kids in this
animated film inspired by a true story. G-
1:18. MAX Mar.22
BATTLE FOR TOBACCO ROAD: DUKE VS.
CAROLINA
College basketball’s fiercest
rivalry—Duke and North Carolina—is
explored in this HBO Sports film. TVPG-:59.
HBO Feb.28, Mar.3,8,11,16,19
BE KIND REWIND
A magnetized Jack Black accidentally winds up erasing every tape in a struggling video store in this comedy. Trying to save the VHS-only business, magnetic customer Jerry (Black) joins forces with
employee Mike (Mos Def) to create a new inventory—by filming their own versions of popular films for their few remaining customers! Can their hilarious low-budget exploits save the place from
demolition? Danny Glover, Mia Farrow and Melonie Diaz co-star. Written and directed by Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind).(AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:40. HBO Mar.7,9,12,22,26,30
THE BEAT OF BOTSWANA
Behind-the-music
of The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency.
TVPG-:13. HBO Mar.23,28
BEDAZZLED (1967)
Granted seven wishes in
exchange for his soul, Dudley Moore has a
devilishly funny time trying to get them in
this riotous 1967 comic fantasy. (AC)
TVPG/D-1:44. MAX Mar.22
BEDAZZLED (remake)
The devil offers a hapless
computer geek seven wishes in exchange
for his soul in this remake. Brendan Fraser
and Elizabeth Hurley star. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:33. MAX Mar.10,22
BEST OF THE BEST II
Retired karate
masters Eric Roberts and Phillip Rhee go
into training to avenge their partner’s death
in an underground martial-arts arena.
(AL,GV) R-1:42. HBO Mar.1
BIG LOVE
It's not a polygamist-friendly world out there. That's why Bill Henrickson wants to protect his growing family by diversifying his businesses, building goodwill, and adding a new wife who can give
him more children. Welcome to Season Three of HBO's hit drama series about this polygamist businessman (Bill Paxton) who lives in suburban Salt Lake City with his three wives and now eight
children. As the web of secrets and deceit surrounding his family grows more complicated, it’s all Bill Henrickson can do to keep from becoming hopelessly entangled. HBO presents the stunning conclusion of the third season of Big Love. As Season Three comes to a finish, a series of new crises promises to test Bill's mettle--and the future of his family--in ways he could never have imagined. Bill Paxton and Jeanne Tripplehorn star. SUNDAYS AT 9 PM/8C; ENCORE PLAYS TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS AND FRIDAYS
31: Fight or Flight (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:56. HBO Mar.1,3,4,6
32: Rough Edges (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:50. HBO Mar.8,10,11,13
33: Outer Darkness (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:56. HBO Mar.15,17,18,20
34: Sacrament (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.22,24,25,27
THE BLACK LIST: VOLUME ONE, HBO
Documentary Films
African American
leaders pose for a series of video and audio
portraits. Widescreen. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-
1:30.
THE BLACK LIST: VOLUME TWO, HBO
Documentary Films
Another remarkable
group of African American leaders pose for
video and audio portraits. Widescreen. (AC,AL) TVPG/L,D-
:55. HBO Mar.4,10,13,15
BLADES OF GLORY
Praised by Variety as "the triple axel of comedy," this hilarious blockbuster takes a razor-sharp skewer to the world of competitive figure skating. Will Ferrell and Jon Heder star as rink legends whose rivalry culminates in a fight that gets them banned from the sport. Three years later, the screwball duo finds a loophole that can get them back into competition: pairs skating. It looks like their way back to the top...if their opposing styles and wildly flamboyant personalities don't send them crashing to the ice first! Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, William Fichtner, Jenna Fischer and Craig T. Nelson co-star (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:33. MAX Mar.1,6,14,18,26,31
BLINDSIDED, HBO Family Documentary
A
documentary about the turmoil one family
experiences after discovering that their 11-
year-old son is going blind. Widescreen.
TVPG-1:00. HBO Mar.13
BNP PARIBAS SHOWDOWN FOR THE
BILLIE JEAN KING CUP
Four of the world’s top female tennis stars--2008 Grand Slam champs Serena Williams, Venus Williams and Ana Ivanovic, along with Serbian superstar Jelena Jankovic--face off in a one-night, single-elimination tennis event live at NYC’s Madison Square Garden. In addition to the court action, the
evening will also celebrate the career and ongoing legacy of tennis legend Billie Jean King. In the event’s unique format, each player will compete in a one-set, no-ad-scoring semifinal, with the
winners advancing to a best-of-three-set final (regular scoring) for the Billie Jean King Cup.
TVPG-3:27. HBO Mar.2,3
BOTSWANA: THE GEM OF AFRICA
An
inside look at the setting of The No. 1
Ladies’ Detective Agency. Widescreen. :30.
HBO Mar.4,9,12,17,21,29
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
“A pounding, pulsating thriller that provides an almost constant adrenaline surge for nearly two
hours” (Variety). The third installment in the “Bourne” series brings the story of rogue CIA agent Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) and his search for his true identity full circle. As he gets closer and closer to uncovering his forgotten past as part of a black ops team, the alwayslethal Bourne outwits the agency at every turn. But to them he is nothing more than a very dangerous loose string...and one that they plan to tie off permanently. Julia Stiles, David Strathairn and Scott Glenn co-star. (AC, AL,V) PG13-1:55.
BOXING
Boxing doubleheader: Juan
Manuel Marquez vs. Juan Diaz in a
lightweight bout. Plus, Chris John defends
his featherweight title vs. Rocky Juarez.
TVPG-2:27. HBO Mar.1
BOXING AFTER DARK
Boxing tripleheader
headlined by James Kirkland vs. Joel Julio.
Plus, see Victor Ortiz vs. Mike Arnaoutis;
and Robert Guerrero vs. Daud Yordan.
TVPG-2:57. HBO Mar.7,8
THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE
It’s the ’90s,
but the Bradys are stuck in the ’70s in this
spoof that has those zany kids trying to raise
money to save their house. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:28. HBO Mar.1,5,9,20
THE BRAVE ONE
“Spellbinding” Roger Ebert. Jodie Foster delivers one of her most riveting performances in this dark thriller about a talk-radio host who turns vigilante. Shattered by a brutal assault, Erica Bain (Foster) tries to put the pieces of her life back together. But it’s not until she guns down a crook in self-defense that she finally discovers an outlet for her rage—and a need to feed her appetite for revenge. Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt and Mary Steenburgen co-star. Directed by Neil Jordan; screenplay by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor and Cynthia Mort, story by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-2:02. HBO Mar.21,25
BREACH
FBI agent Robert Hanssen was a devoted man of God and family. But he had a dark side: selling top secret information to the Russians. Based on the shocking true events of 2001, this absorbing drama chronicles a two-month period in which a young FBI worker went to work for Hanssen—and found himself unraveling the worst security breach in U.S. history. Chris Cooper is superb as Hanssen; Ryan Phillippe co-stars as the agent-in-training who breaks the case open. With Laura Linney, Dennis Haysbert, Caroline Dhavernas, Gary Cole and Kathleen Quinlan. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.3,9,27
BREAKING AND ENTERING
Burglary leads
an architect into an affair with a struggling
immigrant woman. Jude Law, Juliette
Binoche, Robin Wright Penn. (AC,AL,MV,N)
R-1:59. HBO Mar.7,11,29
BREAKING THE HUDDLE
Civil Rights Finally Moves From the Streets to the Gridiron. On September 12, 1970, the fully integrated USC football team soundly defeated the all-white Alabama Crimson Tide--and landed a deathblow to a shameful era in American history. HBO Sports presents this documentary that chronicles the integration of college football in the South, focusing on the Civil Rights movement of the 1960s and its profound effect on the racial status quo of college athletics. The film tells the stories of some of those who helped achieve equality on the field, looks at the impact of segregation on black high-school stars, and culminates with the USC Alabama game. Widescreen.
TVPG-:59.
THE BROKEN HEARTS CLUB: A
ROMANTIC COMEDY
Young gay men deal
with their various personal struggles.
Timothy Olyphant, Andrew Keegan. (AC,AL)
R-1:35. HBO Mar.25
THE BUCKET LIST
Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman set out to accomplish a list of things to do before they kick in this engaging comedy. Meeting as roommates in the hospital where they are being treated for cancer,
the polar opposites--Nicholson’s a filthy-rich tycoon, Freeman’s a working stiff--find common ground in their desire to go out with no regrets. Their solution? A wild road trip that takes them all around the world to see all the things they’ve never seen—and do all the things they’ve never done! Sean Hayes and Rob Morrow co-star. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37. MAX Mar.21,22,23,25,31
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A valley girl
discovers her destiny lies in killing
vampires in this horror/comedy.
Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Paul Reubens, Donald Sutherland. (AL,V)
PG13-1:25. MAX Mar.6,30
THE CABLE GUY
Jim Carrey plays a cable
installer who gets his wires crossed for his
new ‘friend’ Matthew Broderick in this
twisted comedy. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:36. HBO
Mar.10,13,21,26,30
CATHOUSE: MENAGE A TROIS
Three’s
never a crowd for the girls at the Moonlite
Bunny Ranch. Widescreen. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:52. HBO Mar.2,19
CATHOUSE: WHAT’S ON THE MENU?
HBO
presents this tasty Cathouse special taped
on location with the girls of the Moonlite
Bunny Ranch. Widescreen. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. HBO Mar.5,13,25
CENTER STAGE
Young dancers experience
competition, stress and problems at a New
York City ballet school. With Amanda
Schull, Zoe Saldana, Peter Gallagher. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:56. HBO Mar.23,31
CHAIN REACTION
Keanu Reeves stars as a
scientist who runs for his life after he is
falsely accused of murder and sabotage.
Morgan Freeman, Rachel Weisz. (AL,V) PG13-
1:47. HBO Mar.9,15,24,27
CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
He was a hard-partying Texas congressman whose socialite girlfriend inspired him to help Afghan freedom fighters. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in this fact-based tale about “Good Time Charlie” Wilson and how he brought his crazy plan—-providing weapons to the Afghans against their Russian invaders—-to fruition. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a renegade CIA agent who helps the duo. (AC,AL,BN) R-1:42.
CHARLIE’S ANGELS
The sensational update
starring Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore
and Lucy Liu as a trio of sexy, butt-kicking
crime fighters. With Bill Murray. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:38. MAX Mar.1,10,16,21,27
CHILDREN OF MEN
A man helps the last
pregnant girl survive in a desperate and
infertile future. Clive Owen, Julianne Moore
and Michael Caine star in this sci-fi tale.
(AC,AL,BN,GV) R-1:49. MAX Mar.6,26
CHILD’S PLAY 2
Chucky the demon doll
returns to terrorize a young boy again in
this frightening horror sequel. Alex Vincent,
Jenny Agutter and Gerrit Graham star. (AC,
AL,GV) R-1:24.
CHRIS ROCK: KILL THE MESSENGER
Chris Rock is captured in footage from his
hilarious performances in South Africa, New
York and London. Widescreen. (AC,GL) TVMA/
L-1:20. HBO Mar.18,23,28
THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW
The Emmy®-winning comedy/music/talk series hosted
by Chris Rock.
37: Don King/Dr. Dre (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:30. HBO Mar.6
CIRCUS
John Hannah and Famke Janssen
star in this crime caper as a glamorous
con-artist couple who takes on one last job
that will allow them to retire. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:36. HBO Mar.5
CODE NAME: THE CLEANER
Cedric the
Entertainer stars as an amnesiac on a
quest for his true identity in this
outrageous comedy. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:31.
MAX Mar.5,9,14,18,24
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 2: SOPHOMORES
The MAX After Dark sizzling erotic series that
follows a group of sex-crazed college
students. Widescreen.
01: Welcome Back (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.14,23
02: Undecided (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Mar.15,24
03: French Style (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:32. MAX Mar.10,21
04: The Hunt is On (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:31. MAX Mar.4,15,28
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 2: SOPHOMORES:
FEATURE 01
A compilation of episodes
from Season Two of this erotic series set at
a college. Widescreen. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:29. MAX Mar.31
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 2: SOPHOMORES:
FEATURE 02
A compilation of episodes
from Season Two of this erotic series set at
a college. Widescreen. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:30. MAX Mar.30
THE COMEBACKS
A floundering football
coach seeks a final shot at success in this
comedy that spoofs classic sports films.
David Koechner. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28.
HBO Mar.6,12,17,21,25,29
THE CONFESSION
Alec Baldwin shines as
an attorney who questions his principles
when he defends a killer who confessed a bit
too easily. Ben Kingsley, Amy Irving. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:54. HBO Mar.4
CONSEQUENCE
An oral surgeon fakes his
death and assumes his dead brother’s
identity to cash out a life insurance policy.
Armand Assante, Rick Schroder. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:37. MAX Mar.8,30
THE CRAFT
Four high-school outsiders use
witchcraft to get revenge on their fellow
students. Fairuza Balk, Robin Tunney, Neve
Campbell and Rachel True star. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:41. MAX Mar.3,15,30
“CROCODILE” DUNDEE
Aussie crocodile
hunter Paul Hogan follows American
reporter Linda Kozlowski from the Outback
to the Big Apple in this hit film. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:38.
“CROCODILE” DUNDEE II
The Outback
adventurer returns to the Outback to fight
drug thugs in this comedy sequel. Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski.
(AL,V) PG-1:52. HBO Mar.7,17
CRONICA DE UNA FUGA (CHRONICLE OF
AN ESCAPE)
Soccer player Claudio M.
Tamburrini’s imprisonment and interrogation
in a suburban torture chamber. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:44. MAX Mar.15
CUMBIA CALLERA (CUMBIA CONNECTION)
Vivacious music moves Mexican teenagers
through exhilarating, yet challenging love
stories in this drama. Widescreen. (AC,AL,N,
V) TVMA/V,S,L-1:34. MAX Mar.18
DARK ASYLUM
A serial killer escapes and
cuts a bloody path towards a psychiatrist’s
daughter in this thriller. With Paulina
Porizkova, Judd Nelson, Larry Drake. (AL,V)
R-1:37. MAX Mar.10,19
D-DAY, THE SIXTH OF JUNE
Two officers
reflect upon their personal lives and loves
while awaiting orders for the invasion of
Normandy in this WWII drama. Robert Taylor.
TVPG-1:46. MAX Mar.16
DEAD MAN WALKING
Death-row inmate
Sean Penn faces the end with the help of
kind-hearted nun Susan Sarandon in this
moving, unforgettable film. (AC,AL,RP,V) R-
2:02. MAX Mar.4,15,20,31
DEATH HUNT
Two rugged men battle
nature and each other during a manhunt in
the Canadian wilderness. Charles Bronson
and Lee Marvin star in this action hit. (AL,
GV) R-1:37. MAX Mar.3,29
DEATH ON A FACTORY FARM, HBO Documentary Films
More than 10 billion animals are raised to wind up on American dinner plates each year. But because laws mandating humane treatment for these animals are weak and rarely enforced, animal-rights groups have turned to undercover investigators to help expose the abuse on these “factory farms.” In this follow-up to the 2006 film Dealing Dogs, directors Tom Simon and Sarah Teale reteam with animal-rights investigator “Pete” who goes undercover on an Ohio hog farm to explore allegations of animal cruelty. Widescreen. (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-1:28. HBO Mar.16,19,26,31
DEATH SENTENCE
Revenge sends a family man down a dangerous path in this stylish, “intensely gripping” (Variety) action-thriller. Kevin Bacon stars as the married father whose son is slain as part of a gang nitiation. Realizing the young perp will escape hard time, Bacon decides to deliver his own justice. The result is a bloodsoaked war between the vigilante, his criminal targets and their cold-blooded leader (Garrett Hedlund). Kelly Preston co-stars. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:46. HBO Mar.8,14,25
DEATH TO SMOOCHY
Nasty TV clown
Robin Williams wants revenge after he is
jettisoned for a mild-mannered replacement.
Edward Norton co-stars. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:49. HBO Mar.10,30
DECEMBER BOYS
A vacation turns into an
unforgettable time for four orphaned teens
in this coming-of-age tale. Daniel Radcliffe,
Lee Cormie, Christian Byers. (AC,AL,N)
PG13-1:45. MAX Mar.4
DECK THE HALLS
An anal retentive
optometrist clashes with his obnoxious
new neighbor during the holidays. Danny
DeVito, Matthew Broderick. (MV) PG-1:33.
MAX Mar.6,15,23,31
DEFINITELY, MAYBE
A divorcing dad
divulges his romantic past to his inquiring
little girl. Ryan Reynolds, Isla Fisher, Derek
Luke, Abigail Breslin star. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:52. HBO Mar.1,5,8
DEMOLITION MAN
When a vicious 20th century
criminal (Wesley Snipes) gets loose in the peaceful
21st century, the police must resurrect an
ultra-violent cop out of deep freeze!
Sylvester Stallone of Judge Dread stars. (AL,BN,V) R-1:55.
MAX Mar.5,11,17,23,28
DESPERADO
Antonio Banderas stars as a
wandering musician who comes to a dusty
Mexican border town in search of the drug
lord who killed his true love. Salma Hayek. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:45. MAX Mar.1,12,20,28
DIE HARD 2
Tough cop Bruce Willis takes
on terrorists after they take over a Washington,
D.C. airport during a blizzard. (AL,V)
R-2:03. HBO Mar.5,11
DIRTY WAR, HBO Original Movie
How a
terrorist ‘dirty bomb’ attack might be executed
in London. Widescreen. (AC,AL,N,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-1:30.
DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA
SISTERHOOD
A woman is abducted by her
estranged mother’s childhood pals. Ellen
Burstyn, Sandra Bullock. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:57. MAX Mar.8,13,19
DOMINION: PREQUEL TO THE EXORCIST
Paul Schrader’s chilling version of the
Exorcist prequel depicts Fr. Merrin’s first
horrifying battle against demonic
possession. Stellan Skarsgard stars. (AC,V)
R-1:56. HBO Mar.13
DOOMSDAY
London, 2035. More than three decades after a deadly virus ravaged Scotland and turned Glasgow into a permanent quarantine zone, a young woman must return to find a cure when the virus rears its ugly head again. Rhona Mitra stars as the ultra-tough Eden Sinclair who enters Glasgow to find it a lawless hellhole whose inhabitants will stop at nothing for revenge against outsiders. Malcolm McDowell, Bob Hoskins. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:49.
DOWNHILL RACER Robert Redford plays
an ambitious skier who sets out to become
an Olympic champion–but learns that
winning isn’t everything. Gene Hackman.
(AC,AL) PG-1:42. MAX Mar.16 CEH
DROP ZONE U.S. Marshal Wesley Snipes
free-falls into nonstop action as he tracks
sky-diving bad guy Gary Busey. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:42. HBO Mar.14,20
EASTBOUND & DOWN
Every kid has a great ballplayer they look up to. Kenny Powers is not that guy. As a rising baseball
star, Kenny Powers had it all. But he threw it all away in a haze of hardliving and complacency.
Only problem is: Kenny doesn’t know he lost it. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season One finale--of this all-new comedy series starring Danny McBride as the former pitcher who finds himself reduced to teaching Phys Ed at the North Carolina school he once attended. Wreaking
havoc at work and at the home of his brother, Kenny plots his return to the majors...while trying to win back his old squeeze. All-new episodes, including the Season One finale. Widescreen. SUNDAYS AT 10:30 PM/9:30C; ENCORES MONDAYS, TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS AND FRIDAYS
01: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/L-:30. HBO Mar.14
02: (AC,AL,N) TVMA/L-:26. HBO Mar.14
03: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/L-:27. HBO Mar.1,2,3,5,6,14
04: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/L-:27. HBO Mar. 8,9,10,12,13,14
05: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/L-:30. HBO Mar.15,16,17,19,20
06: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/L-:27. HBO Mar.22,23,24,26,27
ED
The country goes bananas for a chimp
that takes the baseball world by storm in
this family comedy. Matt LeBlanc stars.
(MV) PG-1:34. HBO Mar.2,20
8 1/2 WOMEN
A widower’s son returns from
running the family gambling business with
an unusual prescription for the blues. (AC,
AL,N) R-2:01. MAX Mar.10
EL CANTANTE
The celebrated life of
innovative salsa musician Hector Lavoe
and his struggles with drug addiction
is told in this drama with Jennifer Lopez
and Marc Anthony. (AC,AL,V) R-1:54. MAX Mar.1
ELIZABETH: THE GOLDEN AGE
Cate
Blanchett stars in this lavish epic that
chronicles the middle years of the
legendary Queen Elizabeth I’s reign. (BN,V)
PG13-1:55. HBO Mar.23
EMPIRE FALLS, HBO Original Movie
Ed
Harris, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Helen
Hunt and Paul Newman star. Widescreen.
Part 1: (AC,AL,V) TV14/V,L,D-1:51. HBO Mar.6
Part 2: (AC,AL,V) TV14/V,L,D-1:26. HBO Mar.6
THE END
Shady real-estate agent Burt
Reynolds decides to off himself when he
learns he's dying in this black comedy.
(AC,AL) R-1:40. MAX Mar.16,27
E.T.
A little boy tries to help a stranded
extraterrestrial return to its outer-space
home in Steven Spielberg’s masterpiece.
Henry Thomas, Drew Barrymore. (MV) PG-
1:54. MAX Mar.6,16,22,31
EVAN ALMIGHTY
Steve Carell answers
God’s request for him to build an ark in
anticipation of another flood in this sequel to Bruce Almighty. (MV) PG-1:36. HBO Mar.2,10,13,18,21,26
EVENING
A wealthy woman in the final
hours of her life reflects upon a complex
romance from her youth. Claire Danes stars.
(AC) PG13-1:57. HBO Mar.25
EVENT HORIZON
A space rescue crew enters a world of nightmarish evil when they happen upon a spaceship lost more than seven years earlier. Has it literally been to Hell and back? Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:36. HBO Mar.17
FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
The Fantastic Four face a mysterious
intergalactic visitor in this sequel. Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris
Evans, Michael Chiklis. (MV) PG-1:32. HBO
Mar.4,8,12,16,21,27
FEAR
A teenage girl’s first romance takes
a deadly turn in this thriller. Mark Wahlberg
and Reese Witherspoon star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:37. MAX Mar.7,18,26
FEMME FATALE
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
is a dangerous blonde whose picture attracts
the attention of a former paparazzo. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:54. MAX Mar.4,10,16,28
FINDING FORRESTER
Sean Connery
portrays a reclusive author who bonds with
a talented inner-city youth. Sean Connery,
Rob Brown, F. Murray Abraham. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-2:16. MAX Mar.2,11,28
FIRE IN THE SKY
Five loggers claim their
buddy was abducted by aliens after he disappears
in the Arizona wilderness. D.B. Sweeney, James Garner. (AL,
V) PG13-1:49. HBO Mar.14,23
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie moved to New York City to capitalize on their popularity as "New Zealand's 4th Most Popular Folk Parody Duo." Unfortunately, despite living as Big Apple bohemians
for over a year, they still remain hopelessly out of place! Will the pair find excitement, romance
and the elusive paying music gig in 2009? Find out in Season Two of the hit HBO comedy series as the boys resort to a variety of desperate tactics--prostitution, starting a gang and impersonating Simon & Garfunkel, among others--to jump-start their lives and career. HBO presents four new
episodes--including the Season Two finale--of the hit HBO comedy series that follows the boys and their hilariously desperate attempts to jump-start their lives and career. As usual, their efforts
rarely yield dividends, but they do spawn laughs and tunes about life, love and the pursuit of the elusive music video. Widescreen. SUNDAYS AT 10 PM/9C; ENCORE PLAYS MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
19: Prime Minister (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:28. HBO Mar.1,2,5
20: Newzealandtown (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:27. HBO Mar.8,9,12
21: Wingmen (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:27. HBO Mar.15,16,19
22: Evicted (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:27. HBO Mar.22,23,26
FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER
Three fearless
Navy pilots go against orders to avenge
their buddies’ deaths in North Vietnam. Danny Glover, Willem Dafoe. (AC,AL,
MV) PG13-1:55. HBO Mar.17,22,30
THE FLOCK
For years, monitoring paroled sex offenders has been Errol Babbage’s business, protecting the local New Mexico community—by any force necessary. But as his skeptical superiors pass the torch to new agent Allison Lowry, a brash kidnapping shakes up Errol’s scheduled retirement. With evidence clearly planted to engage him in the case, Errol and Allison must put the pieces together and find a missing girl before it’s too late. Richard Gere and Claire Danes head up the cast in this
compelling drama. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:36. MAX Mar.14,15,16,18,24,30
FOOL’S GOLD
Treasure hunter Matthew
McConaughey’s search for sunken riches
leads to marital and other troubles with
Kate Hudson in this romance. (AL,MV)
PG13-1:52. HBO Mar.5,8
FORBIDDEN SCIENCE
A young woman
joins an elite company that clones organs
and even humans in this sizzling MAX After
Dark erotic sci-fi series. Widescreen
06: Property, Part 1 (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:33. MAX Mar.1
07: Property, Part 2 (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.1
08: Lonely (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.1
09: Tarot (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.1,3,4,7,22
10: Virus (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.6,8,10,11,14,22
11: Erase (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.13,15,17,18,21,22
12: Secrets (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.20,22,24,25,28
13: Home (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.27,29
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Full-frontal hilarity ensues when a sad-sack composer winds up at the same Hawaiian resort as his TV-star ex-girlfriend in this riotous comedy. Writer/star Jason Segel is Peter Bretter, a sensitive
slacker who heads to Hawaii after being dumped by his celebrity ex—only to find she’s staying in the same place with her rock star boyfriend. It’s up to the resort’s good-natured staff—led by a perky desk clerk—to drag Peter out of his doldrums. Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis and Russell Brand co-star. Directed by Nicholas Stoller; written by Jason Segel (AC,GL,N) R-1:51. MAX Mar.7,8,9,11,17,20,26,29
THE 4TH FLOOR
A young woman finds
herself being harassed by the creepy
recluse who lives below her in this suspense-
thriller. Juliette Lewis, William Hurt.
(AL,V) R-1:30. HBO Mar.18
FRACTURE
A man’s devious plan for
revenge against his cheating wife leads to
his facing off against a hotshot young
prosecutor in court in this thriller. Anthony
Hopkins, Ryan Gosling star. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:53. HBO Mar.14,18,27
FREDDY GOT FINGERED
Tom Green
directed, co-wrote and stars in this crude
comedy about a young man with a dream of
becoming an animator. It's the most fun you
can have swinging a baby by its umbilical
cord! Rip Torn. (AC,AL,V) R-1:27. MAX Mar.22,26,31
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
An elderly
woman relays a rousing tale of friendship
amid the social tensions of 1930s Georgia.
Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy. (AC,AL) PG13-
2:10. HBO Mar.5,13,17
THE FUNHOUSE
Four teens are trapped
inside a carnival funhouse with a killer on
the loose in this chilling 1981 slasher film
from the director of Poltergeist.
Elizabeth Berridge, Cooper Huckabee. (AC,
AL,BN,V) R-1:35. MAX Mar.3
FUNNY GAMES
A family vacation takes a nightmarish turn in Michael Haneke’s harrowing remake of his 1997 shocker. Naomi Watts and Tim Roth star as the couple who are taken hostage along with their son by two hooligans who subject the family to a sadistic series of torments. Michael Pitt co-stars.
(AC,GL,GV) R-1:52.
THE FURY
Former secret agent Kirk
Douglas enlists the aid of a telepathic girl
to rescue his telekinetic son from secret experiments. Amy Irving.
(AL,V) R-1:58. MAX Mar.12
GANJA QUEEN, HBO Documentary Films
Harrowing documentary about an
Australian woman who is accused of drug
trafficking while on holiday in Bali. (AC,AL,
MV) TVMA/L-1:32. HBO Mar.17
GEORGE CARLIN: IT'S BAD FOR YA
Let’s cut the crap. The indefatigable carmudgeon George Carlin continues to set the standard by which stand-up comedians are judged, with relentless routines that rip society's most sacred taboos and institutions. In his 14th solo special for HBO, Carlin unveils his latest catalogue of comic complaints, originally broadcast live on 3/1/08 from Santa Rosa, CA. Filled with the comic's deadon-funny insights, IT’S BAD FOR YA features his takes on such issues as the advantages of being old; euphemisms associated with dead people; self-esteem obsessions; child worship; stupidity; superstitions; and above all, our abnormal preoccupation with BS, i.e., "stuff that's bad for ya!" An HBO® Comedy Special (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:09. Featured on HBO COMEDY all month starting March 7
