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THE ALZHEIMER’S PROJECT
Alzheimer's disease is the second-most-feared illness in America, after cancer. Is our anxiety justified? HBO presents this multi-part campaign that provides answers to many questions surrounding the disease. Featuring four HBO feature documentaries and a host of other specials on HBO’s various multi-media services, including HBO.com and HBO On Demand, this groundbreaking project will focus on Alzheimer's—including its causes, symptoms, treatments and possible cures— as well as the personal stories of those living with this terrible disease

THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
A widowed U.S. President finds love with a lobbyist. Michael Douglas, Annette Bening. (AC,AL) PG13-1:53

APPALOOSA
Everett Hitch and Virgil Cole are old friends...and old hands at running bad guys out of towns where they’re not wanted. Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen star as the mercenaries who let their guns do the talking in this gripping western. Hired as lawmen by the fearful elders of rural Appaloosa, the pair face off against a devious rancher who is as clever as he is evil. Renée Zellweger co-stars as a beguiling dame who steals Virgil’s heart...and lands in the middle of the conflict. Also with Jeremy Irons (as the villainous Randall Bragg), Timothy Spall and Lance Henriksen. (AC,AL,V) R-1:55.

THE ASTRONAUT FARMER
Many people have dreamed of rocketing into space, but for Charles Farmer, it’s a dream that he’s determined to turn into a reality...in his own backyard. Billy Bob Thornton stars as the gutsy Texas rancher who constructs a rocket in his barn with plans for an orbit around the earth. But can he even get the ship off the ground with federal agents and a press crush descending on him and his family? Virginia Madsen, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake Nelson co-star in this inspiring drama. Directed by Michael Polish; written by Mark Polish and Michael Polish. (AC,AL) PG-1:44. Showing on various other HBO channels

BABY MOMMA
Tina Fey brings belly laughs as an infertile exec rattled by her scatterbrained surrogate in this riotous comedy. At 37 and no longer prime for pregnancy, career-minded Kate (Fey) has one choice to have a child—sign on a surrogate! Enter Angie (Amy Poehler): a crass, gum-chewing gal from South Philly more familiar with junk food than fertility. With Kate finding Angie’s antics more maddening than motherly, can the mismatched moms-to-be conceivably live together until the baby’s birth? With Greg Kinnear, Dax Shepard, Romany Malco, Maura Tierney, Holland Taylor and Sigourney Weaver (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:39

BABYLON A.D.
Cold-blooded mercenary Vin Diesel undertakes a risky job to bring a “special” young woman from Eastern Europe to New York City in this action-thriller set in the near-future. Joined by the girl’s guardian and Diesel’s war buddy, the foursome survive an explosive train ride out of Kazakhstan, a deadly nightclub encounter in Vladivostok, a breathtaking snowmobile chase across the Bering Strait, and more on their way to the Big Apple--where further surprises await them. Michelle Yeoh, Melanie Thierry, Lambert Wilson and Mark Strong costar. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:30.

BODY OF LIES
Undercover C.I.A. agent Leonardo DiCaprio concocts an elaborate plan to flush out a terrorist from hiding in this action-thriller. Working under the radar in the Middle East, Roger Ferris (DiCaprio) communicates—and often clashes—with his U.S.-based boss (Russell Crowe), who coldly watches over the risky operation using an impressive technological set-up. Can they overcome their rocky relationship and stop an old-world madman before more innocent people are killed? Mark Strong, Golshifteh Farahani, Oscar Isaac and Simon McBurney co-star. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-2:08.

BORED TO DEATH
Meet Jonathan Ames: writer, romantic and unlicensed private detective. HBO presents this all-new comedy series that tells the story of this noirfiction-obsessed writer (played by Jason Schwartzman of Rushmore fame) who impulsively lists his gumshoe services on the Internet in the wake of a painful breakup. Each episode follows the quirky Jonathan as he is hired for a variety of amusing cases, which he pursues while avoiding working on his second novel and writing for the magazine run by his eccentric boss. How he solves anything is a mystery. Ted Danson (Cheers) and Zach Galifianakis co-star. SUNDAYS AT 9:30pm, ENCORE TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-:30.HBO

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
“A pounding, pulsating thriller that provides an almost constant adrenaline surge for nearly two hours” (Variety). The third installment in the “Bourne” series brings the story of rogue CIA agent Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) and his search for his true identity full circle. As he gets closer and closer to uncovering his forgotten past as part of a black ops team, the alwayslethal Bourne outwits the agency at every turn. But to them he is nothing more than a very dangerous loose string...and one that they plan to tie off permanently. Julia Stiles, David Strathairn and Scott Glenn co-star. (AC, AL,V) PG13-1:55.

BOY INTERRUPTED
This film tells the heartbreaking story of Evan Perry, a 15-year-old boy who jumped from his NYC bedroom window after a lifelong struggle with bipolar disorder. An official selection of the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, the documentary recounts Evan's life and death in the words of his parents, filmmakers Hart and Dana Perry, and others who knew him. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-1:32.

THE BRAVE ONE
“Spellbinding” Roger Ebert. Jodie Foster delivers one of her most riveting performances in this dark thriller about a talk-radio host who turns vigilante. Shattered by a brutal assault, Erica Bain (Foster) tries to put the pieces of her life back together. But it’s not until she guns down a crook in self-defense that she finally discovers an outlet for her rage—and a need to feed her appetite for revenge. Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt and Mary Steenburgen co-star. Directed by Neil Jordan; screenplay by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor and Cynthia Mort, story by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-2:02.

BREACH
FBI agent Robert Hanssen was a devoted man of God and family. But he had a dark side: selling top secret information to the Russians. Based on the shocking true events of 2001, this absorbing drama chronicles a two-month period in which a young FBI worker went to work for Hanssen—and found himself unraveling the worst security breach in U.S. history. Chris Cooper is superb as Hanssen; Ryan Phillippe co-stars as the agent-in-training who breaks the case open. With Laura Linney, Dennis Haysbert, Caroline Dhavernas, Gary Cole and Kathleen Quinlan. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:50

THE BUCKET LIST
Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman set out to accomplish a list of things to do before they kick in this engaging comedy. Meeting as roommates in the hospital where they are being treated for cancer, the polar opposites--Nicholson’s a filthy-rich tycoon, Freeman’s a working stiff--find common ground in their desire to go out with no regrets. Their solution? A wild road trip that takes them all around the world to see all the things they’ve never seen—and do all the things they’ve never done! Sean Hayes and Rob Morrow co-star. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A valley girl discovers her destiny lies in killing vampires in this horror/comedy. Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Paul Reubens, Donald Sutherland. (AL,V) PG13-1:25

BURN AFTER READING
The Coen brothers meld sex, spies, lies, extortion and plastic surgery to form this darkly comic concoction that is “funny, sometimes delightful” (Roger Ebert). George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, Richard Jenkins and Brad Pitt head up the stellar cast of quirky characters--an angry, drunken former C.I.A. agent, two numbskull personal trainers and a doltish cheating husband, among them--whose screwball lives wind up intertwined in a bizarre plot full of dark and often comical turns. Written, produced and directed by Joel & Ethan Coen. (AC,AL,V) R-1:36

CHANGELING
Clint Eastwood’s intimate look at one angle of the notorious 1928 “Wineville Chicken Coop Murders” chronicles the ordeal of Christine Collins, a single mother whose joy at the finding of her son five months after his disappearance is destroyed by her realization that the boy is a fraud. Angelina Jolie delivers an Oscar®-nominated performance in this gut-wrenching drama about a mother’s search for her missing son. What follows is a story of one woman’s dogged determination to find her son and expose a corrupt police force at any cost. John Malkovich co-stars. (AC,AL,V) R-2:22

CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
He was a hard-partying Texas congressman whose socialite girlfriend inspired him to help Afghan freedom fighters. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in this fact-based tale about “Good Time Charlie” Wilson and how he brought his crazy plan—-providing weapons to the Afghans against their Russian invaders—-to fruition. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a renegade CIA agent who helps the duo. (AC,AL,BN) R-1:42

THE DARK KNIGHT
"The Dark Knight is pure adrenaline" (The Hollywood Reporter). The Caped Crusader is pushed to the limit by the diabolical Joker in this blockbuster action sequel. Christian Bale reprises his role as Bruce Wayne, millionaire playboy by day, masked avenger by night. When Gotham is overrun by the Joker--a cunning, but insane criminal mastermind--it's up to Batman to save the day. But this Joker is no laughing matter as he drives Batman and rest of the city's elite to the edge of madness. Michael Caine returns as Bruce's ever-faithful butler, and Heath Ledger is electrifying in his Oscar(R)-winning performance as the Joker. Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Morgan Freeman co-star. Directed by Christopher Nolan; screenplay by Jonathan & Christopher Nolan, story by Christopher Nolan & David S. Goyer based upon Batman characters created by Bob Kane. (AL,V) PG13-1:52

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (remake)
Klaatu...Barada...Nikto! The words made famous in the 1951 sci-fi classic must be uttered once again in this remake. Keanu Reeves stars as the alien Klaatu who arrives on Earth to eye-popping effect with a warning for mankind: stop poisoning the planet or face extermination at the hands of his massive robot/weapon Gort. Jennifer Connelly co-stars as awidowed scientist who may be the only hope for stopping Klaatu from making good on his devastating promise. Jaden Smith, John Cleese, Jon Hamm and Kathy Bates co-star (MV) PG13-1:44.

DEATH ON A FACTORY FARM, HBO Documentary Films

More than 10 billion animals are raised to wind up on American dinner plates each year. But because laws mandating humane treatment for these animals are weak and rarely enforced, animal-rights groups have turned to undercover investigators to help expose the abuse on these “factory farms.” In this follow-up to the 2006 film Dealing Dogs, directors Tom Simon and Sarah Teale reteam with animal-rights investigator “Pete” who goes undercover on an Ohio hog farm to explore allegations of animal cruelty. The late Paul Harvey said you must see this. Widescreen. (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-1:28

DEATH RACE
Prison inmates get behind the wheel of armament-laden cars to race for freedom—or death—in this gearjamming remake set in the not-so-distant future. Jason Statham (The Transporter series) stars as a man framed for the murder of his wife by a mysterious intruder. Sent to the fortress-like Terminal Island, he must compete in a deadly series of car races in which the winner gets his freedom...while the losers get fitted for a pine box! Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane and Joan Allen co-star. Written and directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. Remake of Roger Corman's Deathrace 2000 and Arnold Scwarzenegger's The Running Man (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:45

DEATH SENTENCE
Revenge sends a family man down a dangerous path in this stylish, “intensely gripping” (Variety) action-thriller. Kevin Bacon stars as the married father whose son is slain as part of a gang nitiation. Realizing the young perp will escape hard time, Bacon decides to deliver his own justice. The result is a bloodsoaked war between the vigilante, his criminal targets and their cold-blooded leader (Garrett Hedlund). Kelly Preston co-stars. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:46

A DOG YEAR
Jeff Bridges stars in a true story of two souls transformed through one unlikely alliance. The film tells the story of a 50-something writer in mid-existential crisis who impulsively agrees to adopt a high-strung border collie. The dog wreaks havoc on his suburban household, but a move to a rural farmhouse, combined with behavioral lessons from a real-life dog whisperer and her herd of sheep, slowly yields dividends for both the dog and his owner. (AC) TVPG/D-1:19.

DOOMSDAY
London, 2035. More than three decades after a deadly virus ravaged Scotland and turned Glasgow into a permanent quarantine zone, a young woman must return to find a cure when the virus rears its ugly head again. Rhona Mitra stars as the ultra-tough Eden Sinclair who enters Glasgow to find it a lawless hellhole whose inhabitants will stop at nothing for revenge against outsiders. Malcolm McDowell, Bob Hoskins. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:49

DR. SEUSS’ HORTON HEARS A WHO
The beloved Dr. Seuss tale of a big-hearted elephant who comes to the aid of a very small world is brought to colorful life in this animated feature. Jim Carrey is the voice of Horton, the portly pachyderm who hears a cry and finds it coming from a tiny planet called Who-ville--whose tiny Whos are completely unaware of the danger their miniscule size poses. Can Horton and the Who-ville mayor (voice of Steve Carell) prevent the potential tragedy when neither of their respective inhabitants believe their warnings? The supporting voice cast includes Will Arnett, Seth Rogen, Isla Fisher and Amy Poehler. G-1:26

DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION
Seven legendary dragonballs hold infinite power for its possessor when joined together. Young teen Goku has one and embarks on a thrilling race to find the others before a centuries-old zealot can use them to obliterate Earth. Justin Chatwin stars in this sci-fi film based on the popular graphic novel series as the young martial artist trained by his grandfather for the brewing war against Lord Piccolo— a vindictive mystical menace plotting planetary eradication...if Goku and his pals cannot stop him first. Emmy Rossum, Jamie Chung and Chow Yun- Fat co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG-1:25.

EAGLE EYE
A frightening cyberterror frames two Chicagoans in a deadly plot and leaves them on the run from the law in this harrowing actionthriller. Forced to act by a mysterious caller who seems to be everywhere and can control everything around them—cell phones, traffic lights, trains, and more—innocent citizens Jerry (Shia LaBeouf) and Rachel (Michelle Monaghan) find themselves on a terrifying rollercoaster-ride. Can they unravel the hightech mystery before it costs them their lives? Rosario Dawson, Michael Chiklis, Anthony Mackie and Billy Bob Thornton co-star. (AL,V) PG13-1:58.

EASTBOUND & DOWN
Every kid has a great ballplayer they look up to. Kenny Powers is not that guy. As a rising baseball star, Kenny Powers had it all. But he threw it all away in a haze of hardliving and complacency. Only problem is: Kenny doesn’t know he lost it. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season One finale--of this all-new comedy series starring Danny McBride as the former pitcher who finds himself reduced to teaching Phys Ed at the North Carolina school he once attended. Wreaking havoc at work and at the home of his brother, Kenny plots his return to the majors...while trying to win back his old squeeze.

ENTOURAGE
After hitting a few speed bumps the past couple of years, Vincent Chase's career has kicked into high gear after his role in the latest Martin Scorsese film. But now that Vince is back on top, is it finally time for Eric, Drama and Turtle to step out of his shadow? Hit the gas for another electrifying season of Entourage, HBO's hit comedy series about a hot young actor and the three buddies he's brought with him from their hometown in Queens, NY. Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara and Jeremy Piven star. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27.

EVENT HORIZON
A space rescue crew enters a world of nightmarish evil when they happen upon a spaceship lost more than seven years earlier. Has it literally been to Hell and back? Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:36

EVERY F---ING DAY OF MY LIFE
On May 1, 2005, Wendy Maldonado, an Oregon mother of four, called 911 in hysterics. “I just killed my husband,” she confessed. When the operator asked how long her husband had abused her, Maldonado replied, “Every f---ing day of my life.” Wendy, along with her eldest son Randy, pleaded guilty to manslaughter. This film follows Wendy and her family in the few days before she begins a 10-year prison sentence for the crime. Alternately shocking and heartbreaking, the film tells the story of one woman’s fateful decision to make a new life for herself and her children at all costs, even her own freedom. (AC,AL,V) TV14/S,L-1:10

THE EXPRESS
His name was Ernie Davis. But when he stepped on the football field, he was known by one name: The Elmira Express. Dennis Quaid and Rob Brown star in this “inspiring” (Roger Ebert) drama about the spectacular Syracuse running back who became the first African American to win the Heisman Trophy® in 1961—before his untimely death just two years later. (AC,AL,V) PG-2:09

FAST & FURIOUS
Tragedy brings wanted hot rodder Vin Diesel back to L.A. where he and rogue FBI agent Paul Walker put the pedal-to-the-metal in this fourth film in the high-octane series. Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster also return for this installment as Diesel’s girlfriend and sister, respectively, in this lightning-fast thriller that’s packed with tirescreeching, metaltwisting action as the unlikely partners race to bring down a drug cartel. The supporting cast includes John Ortiz and Laz Alonso. Directed by Justin Lin, based on characters created by Gary Scott Thompson, written by Chris Morgan. (AC,AL, MV) PG13-1:47.

THE FIXER
At 24, Ajmal Naqshbandi was one of Afghanistan’s top “fixers”—aides who help the foreign media gain access to government officials, ordinary citizens, and armed rebels. This documentary focuses on the relationship between the young man and American journalist Christian Parenti as their paths converge and separate, with tragic results, over the course of six months. (AC,AL,V) TV14/V-1:24

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie moved to New York City to capitalize on their popularity as "New Zealand's 4th Most Popular Folk Parody Duo." Unfortunately, despite living as Big Apple bohemians for over a year, they still remain hopelessly out of place! Will the pair find excitement, romance and the elusive paying music gig in 2009? Find out in Season Two of the hit HBO comedy series as the boys resort to a variety of desperate tactics--prostitution, starting a gang and impersonating Simon & Garfunkel, among others--to jump-start their lives and career. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season Two finale--of the hit HBO comedy series that follows the boys and their hilariously desperate attempts to jump-start their lives and career. As usual, their efforts rarely yield dividends, but they do spawn laughs and tunes about life, love and the pursuit of the elusive music video. Widescreen.
THE FLOCK
For years, monitoring paroled sex offenders has been Errol Babbage’s business, protecting the local New Mexico community—by any force necessary. But as his skeptical superiors pass the torch to new agent Allison Lowry, a brash kidnapping shakes up Errol’s scheduled retirement. With evidence clearly planted to engage him in the case, Errol and Allison must put the pieces together and find a missing girl before it’s too late. Richard Gere and Claire Danes head up the cast in this compelling drama. (AC,AL,GV) R

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Full-frontal hilarity ensues when a sad-sack composer winds up at the same Hawaiian resort as his TV-star ex-girlfriend in this riotous comedy. Writer/star Jason Segel is Peter Bretter, a sensitive slacker who heads to Hawaii after being dumped by his celebrity ex—only to find she’s staying in the same place with her rock star boyfriend. It’s up to the resort’s good-natured staff--led by a perky desk clerk--to drag Peter out of his doldrums. Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis and Russell Brand co-star. Directed by Nicholas Stoller; written by Jason Segel (AC,GL,N) R-1:51

FORREST GUMP
The 1994 Oscar®-winning Best Picture with Tom Hanks as a man whose sweet innocence leads him on a journey of discovery through America of the ’60s and ’70s. (AC,N,V) PG13-2:22

FRIDAY THE 13th
Hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees lines up a new group of party-hearty youths for slaughter in this remake of the slasher classic. Jared Padalecki stars as a young man whose search for his missing sister brings him to Crystal Lake...just as a group of nubile coeds are setting up camp in Jason’s deadly hunting grounds. Danielle Panabaker, Aaron Yoo, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle and Derek Mears co-star. Directed by Marcus Nispel; screenplay by Damian Shannon & Mark Swift, story by Damian Shannon & Mark Swift and Mark Wheaton (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R-1:37.

FROST NIXON
"It's not illegal when the President does it." Three years after his presidency crashed down in scandal, Richard Nixon sat down for an extensive interview with TV host David Frost to set the record straight. What they made together was history. This compelling film chronicles the four interviews between the two desperate men— Frost gunning for mainstream success and Nixon in need of money. What followed was a gripping chess match that Nixon dominated until Frost put it all on the line in the final segment. Frank Langella and Michael Sheen star in this acclaimed film that earned five Oscar® nominations including Best Picture. (AC,GL) R- 2:02.

FUNNY GAMES
A family vacation takes a nightmarish turn in Michael Haneke’s harrowing remake of his 1997 shocker. Naomi Watts and Tim Roth star as the couple who are taken hostage along with their son by two hooligans who subject the family to a sadistic series of torments. Michael Pitt co-stars. (AC,GL,GV) R-1:52

GEORGE CARLIN: IT'S BAD FOR YA
Let’s cut the crap. The indefatigable carmudgeon George Carlin continues to set the standard by which stand-up comedians are judged, with relentless routines that rip society's most sacred taboos and institutions. In his 14th solo special for HBO, Carlin unveils his latest catalogue of comic complaints, originally broadcast live on 3/1/08 from Santa Rosa, CA. Filled with the comic's deadon-funny insights, IT’S BAD FOR YA features his takes on such issues as the advantages of being old; euphemisms associated with dead people; self-esteem obsessions; child worship; stupidity; superstitions; and above all, our abnormal preoccupation with BS, i.e., "stuff that's bad for ya!" An HBO® Comedy Special (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:09.
GEORGE LOPEZ: TALL, DARK & CHICANO
George Lopez has already proven to HBO viewers that he is indeed America’s Mexican. Now, he returns in his second HBO special that’s sure to generate plenty of live heat this summer! Well known as the co-creator, writer, producer and star of the hit sitcom George Lopez, the multi-talented actor/ comedian steps in front of a packed arena crowd at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas for this live stand-up special that will feature material from his current U.S. tour. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:30

GET SMART
Steve Carell brings screwball secret agent Maxwell Smart to life in this hilarious update of the TV series. Joined by snappy sidekick Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway), Smart must live up to his name for once when his co-workers at the U.S. spy agency CONTROL become compromised by the devious plans of KAOS and its nefarious leader. Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp and James Caan costar in this hit comedy that Roger Ebert called “funny, exciting, preposterous, great to look at, and made with the same level of technical expertise we’d expect from a new Bond movie.” MV) PG13-1:50

GHOST TOWN
A proctological mishap leaves uptight dentist Ricky Gervais as a medium between the living and the dead in this riotous comedy. Suddenly, the everaggravated loner is inundated with ghosts who desperately want to use him to communicate with their loved ones. But just as he’s about to be driven over the edge, he meets a spirit named Frank...along with his lovely and very much alive former wife. Téa Leoni co-stars as the lonely lass who lures the cranky misanthrope out of his shell—much to late husband Greg Kinnear’s chagrin! Also with Billy Campbell. (AC,AL) PG13-1:42

THE GOLDEN COMPASS
A young girl undertakes a perilous Arctic journey in this mystical adventure film based on the popular British book series. Set in a parallel England, society is ruled by a daunting body known as the Magisterium--and children are rapidly disappearing. Young orphan Lyra is comfortably cared for at a university, but when her best friend suddenly vanishes, Lyra--armed with a unique compass that can reveal truth--sets out on a daring mission to save lives, souls and possibly the universe. Nicole Kidman (Bewitched) co-stars as the precarious Mrs. Coulter who leads Lyra to the arctic region. (MV) PG13-1:53.

GRAN TORINO
Crusty widower Clint Eastwood forms an unlikely bond with his Asian neighbors in a gang-infested Detroit neighborhood in this gripping drama. Walt Kowalski (Eastwood) is a retired autoworker and Korean war veteran whose solitary life consists of caring for his pristine 1972 Gran Torino and uttering an endless array of racist remarks. When gang tactics leave a naive teen in Walt’s debt, a surprising relationship develops that changes the curmudgeon’s life forever. Directed by Clint Eastwood; screenplay by Nick Schenk, story by Dave Johannson & Nick Schenk. (AC,AL,V) R-1:56.

HAIRSPRAY
Rousing film version of the hit musical about a teen who becomes a dance sensation. “Hairspray is just plain fun” (Roger Ebert). The smash Broadway musical based on John Waters’ unforgettable 1988 film comes to the big screen once again in this rousing and heartfelt Golden Globe nominee for Best Picture–Musical or Comedy. The streets of Baltimore are paved with song as sweet-natured, high-haired teen Tracy Turnblad learns some funky new dance moves that launch her to stardom. John Travolta heads up the cast. (AC,AL) PG-1:56.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
The challenges facing young wizard Harry Potter grow darker and more dangerous in this fifth installment in the acclaimed film series based on J.K. Rowling’s award-winning books. Fearing the devious Voldemort has returned with another devilish plan, Harry and his friends must convince the Ministry of Magic to believe them before it’s too late. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Ralph Fiennes, Michael Gambon and Brendan Gleeson star. Directed by David Yates; screenplay by Michael Goldenberg, based on the novel by J.K. Rowling. (V) PG13-2:18.

HARD KNOCKS: TRAINING CAMP WITH THE CINCINNATI BENGALS
Buckle up your chin strap for a new season of Hard Knocks! The Cincinnati Bengals are a talented NFL team with a solid mix of playmakers and draftees. Led by veteran coach Marvin Lewis and dreams of a playoff-bound 2009 season, the team’s journey begins with training camp—a grueling fiveweek odyssey in which players vie for spots on the team’s 54-man roster. Among the key players followed in this five-part, all-access series are QB Carson Palmer, flamboyant WR Chad Ochocinco, Cedric Benson, and many others. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
A group of Baltimore men and women shine a light on the complexities of coupling in this romantic comedy. From flirtatious first dates with no follow-up to commitment-phobes to affairs, this funny, endearing film follows the pals through the modern mating matrix where sexy signals are routinely misread, and may be summed up with one simple phrase: he’s just not that into you. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long head up an all-star cast. (AC,AL) PG13-2:09

HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY
The surly, burly, cigar-chomping Hellboy is back to do battle with a villain who is about to awaken a massive mechanical army in this butt-kicking sequel. Ever the reluctant (and destructive) hero for the government's Bureau of Paranormal Research & Defense, Hellboy (Ron Perlman) and his team face their greatest threat yet: a menacing elf prince whose long-simmering rage at humanity's treatment of the planet prompts him to unleash the ferocious Golden Army as revenge. Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor, Seth MacFarlane and John Hurt co-star. Directed by Guillermo Del Toro, based upon the Dark Horse Comic Book created by Mike Mignola, story by Guillermo Del Toro & Mike Mignola (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:19

THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2
“The hills are alive again with the sound of mutants” (The Hollywood Reporter). Following the hit 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes comes this shocking sequel that leaves an unprepared squadron of National Guard trainees in the deadly desert lair of the murderous miscreants. Battling the rugged terrain and their clashing personalities, the overmatched recruits are slaughtered in grisly fashion one by one as they try to escape the horrifying creatures— residents of the remote region who were left hideously deformed by nuclear testing. Michael McMillian, Jacob Vargas, Flex Alexander and Jessica Stroup star. (AC,AL,GV,RP) R-1:30.

THE HITCHER
A killer hitchhiker thumbs his way across the Southwest leaving a bloody trail of human roadkill in his wake in this harrowing remake. Sean Bean. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:25.

HITMAN
He was raised from childhood to become a killer...and now he is the best at it. Meet Agent 47: the most deadly assassin in an international murder-for-hire organization. After completing his latest mission to take out the Russian president, 47 is stunned when the man resurfaces very much alive. What follows is a thrilling adventure in which 47 finds himself on the wrong end of a planned hit as he tries to get to the bottom of the mystery. Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott star. Directed by Xavier Gens; written by Skip Woods, based on the Eigos game Hitman. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:33

HOTEL FOR DOGS
A scruffy hotel becomes a real live animal house for two kids and a multitude of mutts in this “sweet, innocent family movie” (Roger Ebert) based on the book. Foster-care kids Andi and Bruce are placed in a pet-free home which poses a big problem: where can they keep Friday, their friendly terrier? The answer comes in an empty hotel they fix into a fetching place for their pooch...and soon, a whole host of strays from around the city! Starring Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin, Kyla Pratt with Lisa Kudrow, Kevin Dillon and Don Cheadle. (MV) PG-1:40.

HOUSE OF SADDAM
Saddam Hussein was the most vilified dictator of our generation, a man whose allconsuming desire to impose his will on Iraq and its neighbors led to two wars with the U.S., and finally, his capture and execution. This four-hour HBO miniseries reveals the private world of the Iraqi dictator and his inner circle. Over 27 years, he rose from peasant origins to the highest office in Iraq, consolidating his power by executing anyone who posed a threat—real or imagined. Igal Naor stars as Saddam. Widescreen (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-1:57

HOW TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA
In the bohemian subculture of downtown NYC, two pals plot a series of entrepreneurial strategies to shortcircuit the traditional route to success—and achieve the American Dream on their own terms. Bryan Greenberg and Victor Rasuk star in this all-new HBO comedy series that focuses on the adventures of aspiring designer Ben and his free-spirited best friend Cam—a wouldbe mogul committed to getting Ben back in the game after a bad breakup. Lake Bell, Jason Pendergraft, Scott “Kid” Mescudi, Shannyn Sossamon, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Martha Plimpton and Luis Guzman co-star. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:28.

I AM LEGEND
Three years after a virus has decimated humanity, Robert Neville is the last man alive in New York City...but he’s not the only living thing there. Will Smith stars as the military scientist who journeys throughout Gotham by day, but shutters himself in by night—to protect himself from the murderous mutants that lurk in the shadows. But as he closes in on a cure for the virus, Neville must deal with a twist in the behavior of the crafty creatures—as well as his own increasingly fragile mental state. Alice Braga and Dash Mihok co-star in this blockbuster thriller filmed twice before, as Omega Man (Charlton Heston) and Last Man On Earth (Vincent Price). (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
The not-so-jolly green giant is back--and he needs more angermanagement lessons than ever—in this explosive take on the comic book. Edward Norton stars as Bruce Banner, a scientist whose groundbreaking experiments turn him into the raging green behemoth every time his pulse rate goes up. With his girlfriend’s Army General father trying to capture him, Banner desperately races to find a cure for his curse...but not before he faces a gung-ho soldier who has been given a dose of the concoction himself. Liv Tyler and Tim Roth co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:52.

IN TREATMENT
Golden Globe®-winner Gabriel Byrne returns for an all-new season of HBO's acclaimed drama series. Set within individual psychotherapy sessions, In Treatment once again centers on Dr. Paul Weston (Byrne), who has divorced his wife and moved from Maryland to Brooklyn, NY. As Season Two progresses, Paul begins to rebuild his practice with a group of intriguing new patients while continuing to wrestle with the demons he left behind—which send him back to Maryland for his own sessions with Dr. Gina Toll (Dianne Wiest). Widescreen. (AC,AL) TVMA-:28. HBO

INKHEART
What if you could materialize the imagined worlds depicted in books by merely reading aloud? For one fictionloving father, that power is very real. Brendan Fraser stars in this outof- this-world fantasy film as a Silvertongue, a man whose audible reading can bring literature to life, but at a perilous price. As daunting characters roam the real world, a loved one is left trapped inside an ancient tome titled Inkheart, forcing the daring dad on a fantastic mission with his preteen daughter in tow. Also with Paul Bettany, Helen Mirren and Jim Broadbent. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:48

JOE BUCK LIVE
Get ready for a sports show with a fresh new spin! HBO Sports presents this live new quarterly series hosted by acclaimed sportscaster Joe Buck. Utilizing a live studio audience, each one-hour show will include live interviews, panel discussions, prerecorded features and a few surprises. In the premiere edition, Buck will focus on sports and celebrity as superstar athletes deal with a constant spotlight in an era of internet reporting, sports talk radio, commercial endorsements and the glare of continuous coverage. (AL) TVPG/L-:57.

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (2007)
Jules Verne’s sci-fi classic is brought to stunning life in this epic adventure about a trio of explorers who discover a pathway to Earth’s core. Brendan Fraser is a handsome seismological expert who treks to Iceland with his surly nephew and a gorgeous mountain guide to prove his missing brother’s theory of the existence of volcanic tubes into Earth. What they discover is an amazing and wildly dangerous world of monsters and mayhem. Josh Hutcherson and Anita Briem co-star. Directed by Eric Brevig; screenplay by Michael Weiss and Jennifer Flackett & Mark Levin. (MV) PG-1:33.

JUMPER
Ready to take one giant leap? For one young man, that idea takes on a wild new meaning. Hayden Christensen stars as the youth whose ability to teleport enables him to become a wealthy globetrotter. But it’s a skill that also attracts the attention of the Paladins—a secret organization dedicated to eliminating Jumpers from existence. Costarring Jamie Bell, Rachel Bilson, Michael Rooker, Annasophia Robb, Max Thieriot with Diane Lane and Samuel L. Jackson. Directed by Doug Liman; screenplay by David S. Goyer and Jim Uhls and Simon Kinberg, based on the novel by Steven Gould. (AL,MV) PG13-1:28.

JUNO
An unexpected pregnancy sends a wise-cracking teen down an unusual path in this hit comedy that earned four Oscar® nominations. Best Actress nominee Ellen Page stars as the quirky Juno who decides to give the baby up for adoption. But as the months count down toward the big day and she grows closer to the young couple she has chosen to adopt the child, Juno comes to some eye-opening realizations that will change her perspective forever. Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Allison Janney and J.K. Simmons costar in this “very smart, very funny and very touching” (Roger Ebert) tale. (AC,AL) PG13-1:36.

JURASSIC PARK
Steven Spielberg brings dinosaurs to stunning life in this epic thriller. Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:06.

KNOCKED UP
He’s a scraggly slacker with a penchant for pot; she’s a TV reporter who has just gotten her big break. Their chance meeting leads to a booze-fueled roll in the hay...and a big shock when she discovers she’s pregnant. Can these two polar opposites put their differences aside and learn to raise a baby? They have nine months to find out! Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl star in this comedy hit. (AC,AL,BN) R-2:09.

KING FU PANDA (animated)
A portly panda becomes the unlikely kung-fufighting guardian of a peaceful valley in this “imaginative” (San Francisco Chronicle) animated hit. It’s time for a new Dragon Warrior to be chosen and five contenders stand before the great (and possibly senile) temple master. To the shock of everyone, he picks an overweight noodle-selling panda named Po who finds an inner strength he never knew he had—even as he prepares to take on the evil Tai Lung in a kung-fu battle! With the voices of Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Ian McShane, Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu. (MV) PG-1:32.

LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
A couple seeks revenge on the criminals who attacked their daughter in this shocking remake of the 1971 cult classic. Away for the summer with her parents at their idyllic vacation house, young Mari Collingwood and her friend cross paths with depraved thug Krug and his family, where things take a violent turn. In an ironic twist, Krug and company wind up taking shelter with the Collingwoods, unaware that Mari’s wholesome parents know what has happened to their little girl...and plan to make the fiends pay for it in blood. Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potter star. (AC,GL,GV,N,RP) R- 1:50.

THE LIFE & TIMES OF TIM
Welcome back to the twisted animated world of Tim. HBO presents 2010's Season Two of creator/writer/producer/star Steve Dildarian’s adults-only animated series about an average guy who can’t seem to catch a break. On the surface, Tim is a nice, even-keeled New Yorker who seeks success at work and happiness in his relationship with his girlfriend Amy. But in Tim’s world, the simplest day-to-day decisions always seem to get in his way thanks to his habit of befriending a collection of bizarre and unreliable characters. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29.

MADASCAR 2: ESCAPE TO AFRICA
The fur-brained escapees from the Central Park Zoo continue their wild overseas adventure in this animated sequel. Still in Madagascar, Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe and hefty hippo Gloria attempt to get back to their luxurious Gotham digs. Instead, their madcap flight lands them in Africa for an adventure in which they encounter hunters, tourists and even wild versions of their own species! The all-star voice cast features Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric Kyles a.k.a. Cedric The Entertainer and Andy Richter. (MV) PG-1:29. HBO

MAMMA MIA!
A bride-to-be reunites her mother with three former suitors in an effort to find her father in this adaptation of the smash-hit musical featuring the music of ABBA. Meryl Streep straps on her dancing shoes as mother-of-the-bride Donna, a free spirit running a hotel and raising daughter Sophie in the Greek islands. But as Sophie’s nuptials near, the fatherless lass desires her biological pop to properly give her away—and invites three paternal prospects from her mom’s wild past! With Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgard, Julie Walters, Dominic Cooper, Amanda Seyfried and Christine Baranski. (AC,MV) PG13-1:49.

MARLEY & ME
He was the cute puppy dubbed “the world’s worst dog” by his owner John Grogan. But yellow lab Marley wagged his way into the writer’s heart and inspired a career chronicling their unruly, yet often riotous relationship. Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston star in this family film following the Grogans as they married, moved and met Marley: a cute canine with a hilarious destructive streak who deeply impacted the next decade of their lives. Eric Dane and Alan Arkin co-star. Directed by David Frankel, based on the book by John Grogan, screenplay by Scott Frank and Don Roos. (AC,MV) PG-1:56.

MATINEE
A young boy is overjoyed when his favorite filmmaker arrives in Key West to make a movie in this spoof of William Castle and his monster movies. William Schallert even reprises the kind of roles he played in 1950s movies about mutant ants. John Goodman, Jesse White, Robert Picardo. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:39.

MAX PAYNE
In the dank underbelly of an urban nightscape, a lone man steps out of the shadows, hell-bent on revenge. His name is Max Payne. From the popular videogame comes this stylish action-thriller starring Mark Wahlberg as the loner cop who vows to avenge the murders of his wife and child. Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges and Olga Kurylenko co-star. No relation to the Marlon Wayans comedy Major Payne. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40.

MIRRORS
Supernatural terror reflects into the life of a night watchman at a burned-out department store in this scary remake of the Korean hit Into the Mirror. Kiefer Sutherland stars as the disgraced former NYPD cop with a drinking problem who is forced to take the night-duty job. If the charred halls aren’t eerie enough, Sutherland must contend with a vast number of haunted mirrors that unleash an evil force on his life—and threaten the lives of his family. Can he solve the mystery of the building’s past before it’s too late? This is no night at the museum! Paula Patton and Amy Smart co-star. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-1:51.

MISS MARCH
What do you do when you awaken after four years in a coma to find out that the girl you’ve been saving yourself for has become a centerfold? Road trip to the Playboy Mansion! Best friends since birth, Tucker (the party-hearty womanizer) and Eugene (the once-comatose virgin) race to Bunny heaven in a raunchy and misguided effort to win back the love of Eugene’s life...or at least score in the process. Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore star in this screwball comedy that takes the term “gross-out” to new heights. With Craig Robinson and Hugh M. Hefner as himself. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:30.

MONSTERS VS. ALIENS (Dreamworks animation)
A nearly 50-foot tall woman leads a gaggle of other 1950s throwback monsters into battle against an evil alien and his robotic sidekick in this animated comedy. With her wedding day ruined by a meteor strike that leaves her 49 feet, 11 inches tall, the newly dubbed Ginormica is shipped off to a secret government prison for monsters. But when Earth comes under attack, only Ginormica and her new friends— B.O.B. the Blob, bugheaded Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D., amphibious mutant The Missing Link, and monstrous larvae Insectosaurus— can stop them. Reese Witherspoon leads the voice cast. (MV) PG-1:34.

MR. MAGORIUM’S WONDER EMPORIUM
Dustin Hoffman (Tootsie) is the oddball owner of an old toy store with wild, enchanting wares in this family film. Natalie Portman. G-1:34.

MR. WOODCOCK
“Letting go” of a hellish past is what made John Farley a best-selling self-help author. But when he finds out that the source of that past—a mean-spirited gym teacher—is about to marry his mother, the only thing he’s ready to let go of is his rage! “Billy Bob Thornton is in full Bad Santa mode” (Roger Ebert) as Woodcock, with Seann William Scott as the hapless Farley. Susan Sarandon co-stars. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28.

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR
Intrepid explorer Brendan Fraser awakens an evil 2,000-year-old emperor and his undead army in Shanghai in this third film in the Mummy series. Jet Li is the shapeshifting emperor who joins forces with a devious general in a quest for power and revenge unless Fraser—with help from an immortal sorceress and an army of skeleton warriors—can stop him first. Roger Ebert calls it, “the best in the series.” Maria Bello, John Hannah, Russell Wong, Liam Cunningham, Luke Ford, Isabella Leong and Michelle Yeoh co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:54.

NIGHTS IN RODANTHE
A shorefront inn houses romance for reluctant lovers Diane Lane and Richard Gere in this drama based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Hurt by her husband’s betrayal, Adrienne (Lane) takes up an offer to care for a friend’s Rodanthe resort and consider her messedup marriage. But she isn’t alone: a handsome surgeon has sought out the resort for his own reflection. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37.

NIM'S ISLAND
An adventurous girl protects her island home with the help of a fiction writer in this whimsical family film based on the novel. Life is literally a Pacific paradise for young Nim Rusoe who resides on a lush secluded island, equipped with a fully modern treehouse. But when her scientist father fails to return from an aquatic expedition, Nim strives to keep their special coastal home in safe hands—and seeks mainland assistance by way of a letter to her favorite author. Starring Abigail Breslin, Jodie Foster and Gerard Butler. (MV) PG-1:36.

THE NINE LIVES OF MARION BARRY
Many remember Marion Barry as the philandering, drugaddled mayor of Washington, D.C., who was caught smoking crack in a 1990 FBI sting. Yet others know him as a folk hero, a civil-rights champion and defender of the poor. Who is the real Marion Barry? This captivating film looks for answers as it illuminates the rise, fall and improbable rise again of the four-time mayor. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-1:18.

THE NO. 1 LADIES’ DETECTIVE AGENCY
As a girl growing up in the African nation of Botswana, Precious Ramotswe was encouraged to follow her dreams. Now in her mid-30s, she is doing just that, embarking on a career as a detective. Grammy®- winning singer/songwriter Jill Scott stars in this all-new HBO drama series that chronicles her crusade for justice, one case at a time. Based on the best-selling novels by Alexander McCall Smith, the show tells the story of this woman who bucks daunting odds by opening her country’s first and only female-owned detective agency. Widescreen. (AC) TVPG/D-1:49.

THE PACIFIC
From Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg and Gary Goetzman—the producers behind the Emmy®-winning HBO miniseries Band of Brothers®—comes this epic 10-part miniseries based on the true stories of World War II Marines. Focusing on the intertwined odyssey of Robert Leckie (James Badge Dale), Eugene Sledge (Joe Mazzello) and John Basilone (Jon Seda), The Pacific follows these heroic men and their brothers-in-arms through the first battle on Guadalcanal, into the rain forests of Cape Gloucester and strongholds of Peleliu, across the bloody sands of Iwo Jima and Okinawa and, finally, to their triumphant but uneasy return home. (AC,AL, N,GV) TVMA/V,S,L- :56.

PRIDE & GLORY
A botched raid takes down four officers, and sets the NYPD unit up for scrutiny, in this compelling drama. Edward Norton stars as the detective who reluctantly leads the inquiry—his brother headed the raid—but finds staunch interference from brother-in-law and fellow cop Colin Farrell and his detective chief father (Jon Voight). Also with Noah Emmerich and Jennifer Ehle. (AC,AL,V) R-2:10.

PROM NIGHT IN MISSISSIPPI
In 1997, actor Morgan Freeman offered to pay for the senior prom at Charleston High School in Mississippi, on one condition: it had to be racially integrated. His offer was ignored. Ten years later, he offered again—and this time, the school board accepted. HBO presents this film that follows the efforts of students as they prepare for the groundbreaking dance. (AL) TV14/L-1:29.

THE REPORTER, HBO Documentary Films
Nicholas Kristof is part of a vanishing breed of intrepid journalists who bear witness to unbearable global catastrophes. This documentary profiles the two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist as he goes on location for his latest assignment: a perilous trip to war-ravaged east Congo. Filmmaker Eric Daniel Metzgar puts the viewer in Kristof’s pocket, revealing the man and his methods, and just how and why real reporting is vital to our democracy, our world awareness and our capacity to be a force for good. (AC,V) TV14/V,D-1:32.

THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW
Everyone knows the hilarity that Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant have wrought between The Office and Extras. But is the world ready for the man who intrigues these two comedic geniuses, Karl Pilkington? Based on the long-running audio podcast, this all-new HBO comedy series sets the spontaneous musings of the trio to animation. Each episode utilizes material recorded in the podcasts (including “Monkey News”), with their animated likenesses morphing into depictions of Pilkington’s madcap theories. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:24.

ROBIN WILLIAMS: WEAPONS OF SELF DESTRUCTION
In a world of few true originals, there is only one Robin Williams. Starting Sunday, December 6, HBO viewers will get a front-row seat for this comedy icon’s first TV concert in seven years. Taped before a live audience at the DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C., this solo show is the culmination of Williams’ sold-out U.S. tour. Topics include his recent open-heart surgery, politics, the current economic crisis, dealing with new technologies, choosing between Chicago and Rio for the upcoming Olympics, drugs in sports, signs that you are an alcoholic, and much more. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:30.HBO

THE ROCKER
Robert “Fish” Fishman (Rainn Wilson) was the drummer of a hair metal band until his mates ditched him to land a record contract. When his nephew’s band needs a fill-in on the skins, Fish helps him out...and rediscovers the flamboyant (and often naked) rock star within! Christina Applegate, Jeff Garlin, Josh Gad, Teddy Geiger and Emma Stone co-star. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-1:42.

ROCK'N'ROLLA
A small-time con artist and his pals attempt a ruse that ensnares them in an ever-widening series of scams and situations in this “cleverly constructed, sensationally stylish and often darkly hilarious” (Variety) action opus from writer/director Guy Ritchie. Gerard Butler stars as the scammer with big dreams whose gang gets conned by gangster Tom Wilkinson. (AC,GL,GV) R-1:55.

RUSH HOUR 3
Mismatched lawmen Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker reteam for another wild adventure in this sequel. This time, the attempted assassination of the Chinese ambassador in L.A. reunites Hong Kong Inspector Lee (Chan) and moter-mouthed LAPD screwball Carter (Tucker). Together, the pair chases the bad guys and an envelope of incriminating evidence from L.A. to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, leaving a path of hilarity and destruction in their wake. (V) PG13-1:31.

SECRET LIFE OF BEES
Running from a life of abuse and racism, a 14-year-old girl and her best friend are taken in by a kind-hearted beekeeper and her sisters in this “enchanting” (Roger Ebert) adaptation of the bestseller. Set in the South in 1964, the film stars Queen Latifah as the matronly honey-maker who opens her home—and her heart—to the desperate young women, played superbly by Dakota Fanning and Jennifer Hudson. Alicia Keys and Sophie Okonedo co-star. (AC,MV) PG13-1:50

17 AGAIN
At 17, Mike O’Donnell is a senior-high hoops star with a high-school sweetheart and a stellar future. At 37, Mike’s a miserable dad in a mediocre career dreaming of a life redo. With a little magic, he might get that chance. Matthew Perry and Zac Efron share the role of the middle-aged Mike who magically turns back into a 17-year-old babe. But being a modern-day teen isn’t without complications, as Mike discovers while connecting with his kids in school...and rekindling romance with his wife. Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon and Michelle Trachtenberg co-star. (AC, AL,MV) PG13-1:42.

SEX AND THE CITY (THE MOVIE)
Break out the Cosmos: Carrie and the girls are back! Picking up four years after HBO’s hit comedy series, this film follows Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda on their newest adventures in New York City and beyond. With the foursome facing various crises—marital troubles, pre-marital troubles, location troubles, even bowel troubles—they are forced to lean on their friendship more than ever! Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon reprise their roles from the series. Also with Jennifer Hudson & Candice Bergen and Chris Noth. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-2:25.

SHREK THE THIRD
The motley green ogre has to deal with some new responsibilities—including fatherhood and a possible kingship—in this third installment in the series. For a guy who loves the swamp life, Shrek is dealing with more stress than an ogre can take. It’s off with Donkey and Puss in Boots to find the only other heir to the throne while encountering one comical adventure after another involving everyone from the Gingerbread Man to a tough pack of ladies who include Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Shrek’s pregnant wife Fiona! Featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz and Antonio Banderas. (MV) PG-1:33.

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE
D’oh! Homer Simpson and his clan find themselves involved in a series of foul-ups in this riotous film version of the TV series. Homer’s got a new pet pig, but he earns Springfield’s wrath when he dumps its waste in a local lake that daughter Lisa has just cleaned up. Enter EPA chief Russ Cargill who wants to put a dome over the town. Can the Simpsons save the day? Featuring the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, and Harry Shearer and A. Brooks as Russ Cargill. (AC,MV) PG13-1:27.

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
A new summer brings big changes for four friends linked by a lucky pair of pants in this sequel. The divine denim—that incredibly fits the foursome’s unique figures—followed the teens to different colleges, and as another summer starts, the pals still plan on staying apart: Carmen joins a theater group, Tibby takes a film course, Lena paints in Providence, and Bridget goes abroad. But through a season sizzling with love, rivalries and complex relationships, the pants keep the girls close as they continue to come of age. Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera, Blake Lively and Alexis Bledel star. (AC) PG13-2:00.

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
Love and the hardships of life in a Mumbai slum provide the inspiration for an orphaned Indian youth’s amazing run on a popular TV game show in this 2008 Best Picture Oscar® winner. Dev Patel shines as the ever-resilient Jamal whose hellish upbringing helps him answer question after question on the popular quiz show—and offers him an unlikely shot at big money and a reunion with his long-lost love. (AC,AL,V) R-2:01.

SMILE PINKI, HBO Documentary Films
This Oscar®-winning documentary is a heartwarming real-world fairy tale that follows its wide-eyed five-yearold protagonist Pinki on a life-changing journey. Born with a cleft lip in rural India, Pinki and children like her are often ostracized and lead very difficult lives. Surgery seems to be a distant dream—until she and her family meet a social worker who changes their lives. (AC) TVPG/D-:40.

SPEED RACER
The classic 1960s animated series explodes on the screen in this dazzling live-action adaptation from the makers of The Matrix trilogy. Emile Hirsch is the young upstart Speed Racer who leads his car-obsessed family into battle against an evil auto tycoon who may have been behind Speed’s older brother’s death. But is he really dead? The mysterious masked Racer X always seems to keep a watchful eye over Speed. Christina Ricci joins in the action as Speed’s jack-of-all-trades girlfriend. John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox and Benno Furmann co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG-2:15.

STAR TREK 2: THE WRATH OF KHAN
Kirk and his crew battle villainous Khan, who stalks the galaxy with his ruffians, bent on revenge. William Shatner stars. KHAN!!! (AL,MV) PG-1:53.

STREET FIGHTER
Vengeance fuels a martial artist’s effort to bring down a sadistic crime boss in this explosive action-thriller based on the video game. Kristin Kreuk stars as the high-flying crime fighter who is bent on stopping the thug responsible for her father’s kidnapping. Chris Klein co-stars as an Interpol agent who is also on the hunt for the villainous Bison (Neal McDonough). (AC, AL,V) PG13-1:37.

TAKEN
Ex-C.I.A. agent Liam Neeson becomes a oneman killing machine after his daughter is kidnapped by vicious slave-traders in this gripping thriller. With only four days to find the teen and her schoolfriend before it’s too late, the former Black Ops specialist jets to Paris to serve as judge, jury and executioner to the Albanian thugs responsible for the abduction. Maggie Grace, Leland Orser, Jon Gries, David Warshofsky, Katie Cassidy, Holly Valance and Famke Janssen costar. Directed by Pierre Morel, written by Luc Besson & Robert Mark Kamen. (AC,V) PG13-1:31.

TAKING CHANCE, HBO Original Movie
In spring 2004, Lt. Col. Michael Strobl, USMC, came across the name of 19-year-old Lance Corporal Chance Phelps, a Marine who had been killed in action in Iraq. Strobl, a Desert Storm veteran with 17 years of military service, requested that he be assigned to accompany Chance’s remains to his family in Dubois, Wyoming. Based on Strobl’s personal journal, this HBO Films production chronicles one of the silent, virtually unseen journeys that takes place every day across the country, bearing witness to the fallen and all those who, literally and figuratively, carry them home. Widescreen. VPG-1:18.

TED WILLIAMS
Ted Williams wanted to be the greatest hitter who ever lived...and he became just that. This documentary explores the life, career and bizarre end of “The Kid,” the Boston Red Sox slugger who lived in the constant pursuit of perfection. Utilizing rare film clips, interviews and archival insights from Williams himself, the film paints a definitive portrait of this magnificent athlete, his two stints as a Navy pilot, his success as a Hall of Fame fisherman, his three volatile marriages, his emotional reconciliation with fans and the strange circumstances surrounding his 2002 death. (AL) TVPG/L-1:15.

10,000 B.C.
Ready to get Mesolithic? Experience the world of 12,000 years ago in this epic adventure set in a Stone Age civilization surrounded by prehistoric threats. When slave traders raid a village and take a lovely young girl captive, it’s up to tribal hunter D’Leh (Steven Strait) to save her...and make his name as a warrior. But first he must survive stampeding mammoths, hungry sabre-toothed tigers and other natural threats before leading the battle against the evildoers that abducted his love. Camilla Belle and Cliff Curtis co-star. Directed by Roland Emmerich; written by Roland Emmerich & Harald Kloser. (MV) PG13-1:49.

TEMPLE GRANDIN
Golden Globe®-winning actress Claire Danes (TV’s My So-Called Life) shines in this fact-based story of an autistic woman who became an unlikely hero to America’s cattle industry—and to autistic people everywhere. Based on the writings of the real Temple Grandin, this HBO Films production is an engaging portrait of a stigmatized, misunderstood young woman who learned to channel her unique gifts into a brilliant career as a scientist, author and groundbreaking animal advocate. Catherine O’Hara co-stars with Julia Ormond and David Strathairn. (AC) TVPG/D-1:49.

TERROR IN MUMBAI
In 2008, an organization determined to surpass Al Qaida as the world’s most feared terrorist group sent 10 gunmen to Mumbai, India’s biggest city and its financial capital. Their mission was to kill and to keep on killing, in order to stage a spectacle so cruel and terrifying that the world could no longer ignore Lashkar-e-Taiba: the "Army of the Righteous.” Produced and directed by award-winning filmmaker Dan Reed, this documentary tells the inside story of the horrifying attack as told by the victims—and by the terrorists themselves. TV14-1:05.

THRILLA IN MANILA, HBO Sports/HBO Documentary Films
On September 30, 1975, Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier faced off in the boxing ring for the third and final time. What unfolded remains one of the most incredible fights in history—with an ending so dramatic it defies belief. HBO revisits that epic fight in this documentary that pulls back the veil on a story of betrayal, resentment and revenge stoked by the racial politics of 1970s America. Analysis of the fight is punctuated by interviews with several figures, most noteworthy Frazier himself, who comments poignantly before watching a replay of this classic bout. TVPG-1:30.

TROPIC THUNDER
The rumble in this jungle is laughter! Ben Stiller stars in this outrageous comedy about an oblivious group of actors who head into the jungle to shoot a Vietnam epic only to find themselves in real (funny) danger. Unaware that the shoot has taken a wrong turn, the thespians—led by Stiller as a fading action star, Robert Downey Jr. as a method madman who dyes his skin black for the role, and Jack Black as a fart-joke specialist--dodge bullets, explosions and a 12-year-old drug lord while delivering the performances of their lives. Steve Coogan, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Brandon T. Jackson, Bill Hader and Nick Nolte co-star. (AC,AL,V) R-1:47.

TRUE BLOOD
The mystery of the Bon Temps killer has finally been solved, to the relief of perky telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) and her 173-year-old vampire soulmate Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer). But just as things have settled down, some deadly new twists threaten to ratchet up their saga to bloody new heights! Get ready to sink your fangs into Season Two of HBO’s hit series. As the new season picks up, Sookie’s pal Tara sets down new roots; Sam resolves to get in shape-shift shape; Jason finds a new calling; and Bill must deal with newly “turned” teenage vamp Jessica. Meanwhile, the show also continues to follow the probe into the fate of missing Merlotte's cook Lafayette, the links that connect Sam with Maryann, Jason's allegiance to the Light of Day sect, and more. (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.

24/7 JIMMIE JOHNSON: RACE TO DAYTONA
Get in gear with reigning four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup Series champ Jimmie Johnson and his team as they prepare for the biggest stock-car race of the year—the Daytona 500. This four-part HBO Sports series goes in the pit to give viewers an inside look at one of racing’s top drivers and his No. 48 Hendrick Motorsports team. Featuring in-depth interviews, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and cameras tracking all the excitement and drama on race day, this series spotlights Johnson and his team as they rev up for the “Super Bowl” of auto racing at Daytona International Speedway on February 14, 2010. TVPG-:27.

28 WEEKS LATER
More than six months after the rage virus annihilated Britain, NATO forces declare the country to be free of infection. That report is premature. Following the hit 28 Days Later comes this shocking sequel that finds a new wave of bloodthirsty zombies on an even deadlier rampage. Robert Carlyle stars as a father trying to protect his two kids from the carnage—while the military prepares an assault to prevent fullscale outbreak. Rose Byrne, Jeremy Renner, Harold Perrineau, Catherine McCormack, Mackintosh Muggleton, Imogen Poots and Idris Elba co-star. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:40.

THE UNBORN
A young co-ed plagued by nightmarish visions fears a demonic unborn twin is responsible in this shocker. Learning she had a twin who died in utero, Casey Beldon believes she’s being haunted by his dybbuk, an evil soul from Jewish mythology that wants to live in the flesh. Desperate for help, Casey learns an exorcism may be her only hope. Odette Yustman stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:28.

THE UNINVITED
A young woman finds herself haunted by nightmarish visions and a venomous stepmother upon her return from an institutional stint in this chiller. Anna (Emily Browning) was put in a clinic following her mother’s tragic death. When she returns, her mother’s former caregiver is married to her dad--and ghostly apparitions keep trying to tell her something. Elizabeth Banks costars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:27.

WAITRESS
“Lovely, touching and infused with life” (New York Times). Late filmmaker Adrienne Shelly’s final film is a funny, poignant tale of a smalltown waitress with bigtime problems. Jenna (Keri Russell) mans the tables and bakes tasty desserts for Joe’s Pie Shop, but at home she’s the possession of her loathsome husband. Her plan to run away stymied by an unexpected pregnancy, Jenna soon has bigger issues when she drifts into an affair with the town’s handsome new doctor (Nathan Fillion). Co-starring Cheryl Hines, Adrienne Shelly, Eddie Jemison with Jeremy Sisto and Andy Griffith. (AC,AL) PG13-1:48.

WANTED
A frustrated office worker finds his calling in a secret society of assassins in this eyepopping action-thriller. James McAvoy is the milquetoast Wesley who is shocked to learn that his late father was part of an ancient organization of killers known as The Fraternity. Under the tutelage of the supersexy Fox, Wesley learns to bend bullets and kill without remorse—two skills he will need as he seeks revenge against the villainous creep who whacked his father. Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, Common and Angelina Jolie co-star. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:50.

WATCHMEN
A group of retired super heroes reunite when the murder of one of their own points to a much-larger conspiracy and the threat of nuclear holocaust in this spectacular adaptation of the renowned graphic novel. Set in an alternate 1985 in which Richard Nixon is in his fifth term as president, the film follows the colorful heroes—techno bird-man Nite Owl II, sociopathic Rorschach, mega - genius Ozymandias, sexy Silk Spectre II and the ethereal Dr. Manhattan—as they try to get to the bottom of the threat and save a cynical world from annihilation. (AC, AL,BN,RP,V) R-2:42.

WHICH WAY HOME
Exploitation. Dehydration. The danger of being struck by trains. These are just a few of the threats facing thousands of Latin American children who travel on top of freight trains to get to the U.S. This film looks at the personal side of immigration through the eyes of several of these unaccompanied migrant children as they embark on a treacherous journey aboard “The Beast” (AL) TV14/L-1:23

WILD WILD WEST
Will Smith and Kevin Kline battle a psycho who wants to take over the country using a giant mechanical torantula in this comic western. Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Ted Levine co-star. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:46.

THE WRESTLER
A broken-down wrestling star seeks reparation in his life outside the ring in this stirring drama. Mickey Rourke delivers an Oscar®-nominated performance as Randy “The Ram” Robinson, a wrestling legend whose age, health and years of hard living have left him broke and alone. Facing life without wrestling, the gritty Ram pursues unlikely relationships with a weathered stripper (Marisa Tomei) and his estranged daughter (Evan Rachel Wood). (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:49.

THE X-FILES 2: I WANT TO BELIEVE
Mysterious kidnappings. Body parts turning up in an icy town. Strange phenomena. Who’s the FBI gonna call to investigate? Mulder and Scully, of course. The second film based on the hit TV series, I Want to Believe follows the pair as they encounter a deviant priest whose psychic abilities aid in the case—and create a schism between man of faith Mulder and the ever-skeptical Scully. But as more victims pile up, the duo must put aside their convictions to get to the shocking truth. Starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet, Billy Connolly and Alvin “Xzibit” Joiner.(AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:44

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
Hugh Jackman unleashes the claws of his fierce mutant alter ego once again in this thrilling tale that explores Wolverine’s dark genesis. Beginning in 1845, the film follows Logan a.k.a. Wolverine as he and his fellow mutant brother Victor (a.k.a. Sabretooth) go to war and later join the covert Team X under the sinister General Stryker. But a violent split between the brothers incurs Logan’s thirst for revenge—and prompts him to have Stryker conduct a dangerous experiment that will transform him into the conflicted, metal-infused mutant he has become. Liev Schreiber co-stars. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13- 1:48.

YES MAN
Saying “yes” becomes infectious—and leads to hilarious results— for ultra-negative bank loan officer Jim Carrey in this comedy. Three years after a rough break-up, Carl Allen (Carrey) is a recluse renowned for his perpetual use of the word no. But an unexpected encounter with a selfhelp guru leaves Carl as the ultimate “Yes” man, approving mortgages for anyone who asks, helping out the homeless, satisfying a sex-starved senior citizen... and falling in love again. Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins and Terence Stamp co-star in this funny flick. (AC,AL) PG13-1:44.

THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD
Follow two professional tricksters as they infiltrate big businesses and pull off outrageous pranks in an effort to highlight the human toll of greed and profiteering. This lively film focuses on the efforts of Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno, frontmen for the Yes Men, to champion worthy causes--and battle the excesses of the free-market economy--through highprofile hoaxes. TV14-:25.

YOUTH KNOWS NO PAIN
Between anti-aging treatments, lotions and surgery, Americans spend over $60 billion a year trying to stay young. In this documentary, Mitch McCabe—the daughter of a plastic surgeon—seeks an explanation for this obsession as she hits the road to meet doctors, reconstructive surgery experts, and real folks who have gone to great lengths to hold off the aging process. (AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-1:28.

ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES
Five sexy friends enjoy the steamy fantasy stories on the blog of writer Zane in this erotic MAX series. No relation to Zane Grey. Widescreen
Times shown EST/Pacific MARCH 2010 Daily listings

 MARCH 1 MONDAY
6:10a HBO Fly Away Home
6:40 MAX Desiree
8:00 HBO The Women
8:30 MAX Eye for an Eye
10:00 HBO High Crimes
10:15 MAX The Day the Earth
Stood Still
12:00 HBO The River Wild
      MAX Leviathan
1:45p MAX Little Children
2:00 HBO Making The Pacific
2:30 HBO The In-Laws
4:05 MAX Shoot to Kill
4:15 HBO Over Her Dead Body
6:00 HBO Get Smart
MAX The Express
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
8:15 MAX Stephen King’s Thinner
9:00 HBO Bill Maher...
But I’m Not Wrong
10:00 MAX The Day the Earth
Stood Still
10:30 HBO Semi-Pro
11:45 MAX Alien Sex Files 3:
Alien Ecstasy
12:05a HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
12:35 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:10 HBO Slumdog Millionaire
1:15 MAX Life on Top
1:45 MAX What Happens in Vegas
3:15 HBO Dawg
3:30 MAX Suspiria
4:40 HBO Sleeping With the Enemy
5:05 MAX Love and Other Catastrophes
 2 TUESDAY
6:30a HBO Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
      MAX Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who!
7:30 HBO Speed Racer
8:00 MAX Pride and Glory
9:45 HBO Spider-Man
10:15 MAX Dr. Dolittle 2
11:45 MAX P.S. I Love You
12:00 HBO Fast & Furious
1:45p HBO The Rocker
1:50 MAX Betrayed
3:30 HBO Moulin Rouge!
4:00 MAX George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead
5:40 MAX The Dark Knight
5:45 HBO 17 Again
7:30 HBO Reporter
8:15 MAX The Bucket List
9:00 HBO Fast & Furious
10:00 MAX Showgirls
11:00 HBO Big Love
12:00 HBO 17 Again
12:15a MAX Naked Lust
1:40 MAX Life on Top
1:45 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
2:10 MAX The Presidio
2:15 HBO Funny or Die Presents
2:45 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
3:15 HBO Baby Boy
3:50 MAX The Uninvited
5:20 MAX All Over the Guy
5:30 HBO Transmission Test (see below)
 3 WEDNESDAY
7:00a HBO The Making of The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
MAX Solo
7:30 HBO Suburban Commando
8:35 MAX Meet Dave
9:00 HBO Marley & Me
10:05 MAX The Forsaken
11:00 HBO Australia
11:35 MAX Tin Men
1:30p MAX Barb Wire
1:45 HBO What to Watch
2:00 HBO The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
3:10 MAX The Day the Earth Stood Still
4:00 HBO Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
5:00 MAX Young Guns II
6:00 HBO Marley & Me
6:45 MAX Max Payne
8:00 HBO How to Make It in America 3 back-to-back episodes!
8:30 MAX Shrek
9:30 HBO Making The Pacific
10:00 HBO Big Love
MAX The Day the Earth Stood Still
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:45 MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:30a HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:00 HBO Breaking and Entering
1:15 MAX Turbulence
3:00 MAX Dancing at the Blue Iguana
3:05 HBO Joy Ride
4:45 HBO Patriot Games
5:05 MAX Bad Dreams
 4 THURSDAY
6:30a MAX Curse of the Pink Panther
6:45 HBO Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Mel Brooks)
8:20 MAX Dude, Where’s My Car?
8:30 HBO Assault in the Ring
9:45 MAX The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre: The Beginning
10:00 HBO Be Kind Rewind
11:15 MAX Don’t Say a Word
11:45 HBO American Outlaws
1:15p MAX MAX on Set Cop Out
1:30 HBO Over Her Dead Body
MAX Sex and the City
(The Movie)
3:15 HBO Kung Fu Panda
4:00 MAX Appaloosa
5:00 HBO The River Wild
6:00 MAX Hellboy II:
The Golden Army
7:00 HBO The Women
8:00 MAX The Last House
on the Left
9:00 HBO Frost/Nixon
10:00 MAX A Beautiful Mind
11:00 HBO Katie Morgan’s Porn 101
11:30 HBO Cathouse Season Two
12:00 HBO How to Make It in America
12:15a MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:30 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:50 MAX Sex Games Cancun
1:00 HBO Bully
1:20 MAX Hellboy II:
The Golden Army
2:55 HBO Not Another Teen Movie
3:20 MAX Farewell Bender
4:30 HBO Cruel Intentions 2
5:00 MAX The Chamber
 5 FRIDAY
6:00a HBO Making/Monsters vs. Aliens
6:30 HBO E.T.
7:00 MAX A Dry White Season
8:30 HBO Meet the Spartans
8:50 MAX Bio-Dome
10:00 HBO Sweet November
10:30 MAX Men in Black II
12:00 HBO Grace Is Gone
      MAX Death Becomes Her
1:30p HBO Clear and Present Danger
1:45 MAX The X-Files: I Want to Believe
3:30 MAX Cyborg
4:00 HBO What to Watch
4:30 HBO Recount
5:00 MAX Miss March
6:30 HBO Meet the Spartans
MAX Revolutionary Road
8:00 HBO Big Love
8:30 MAX Babylon A.D.
9:00 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
9:30 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
      MAX Men in Black II
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:30 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:10a MAX The Hills Have Thighs
12:30 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
1:00 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:30 HBO Funny or Die Presents
MAX Miss March
2:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
2:30 HBO Swordfish
3:00 MAX Proximity
4:15 HBO Big Love
4:30 MAX Roger Corman’s Frankenstein...
5:15 HBO Battle for Tobacco Road...
 6 SATURDAY
6:00a MAX Nim’s Island
6:15 HBO Kick Like a Girl
6:45 HBO Alex Rider: Operation...
7:40 MAX Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3)
8:30 HBO Marley & Me
9:00 MAX Leatherheads
10:30 HBO Get Smart
11:00 MAX Commando (Schwarzenegger)
12:30p HBO Tommy Boy
MAX Dragonball Evolution
2:00 MAX The American President (Michael Douglas)
2:15 HBO The Rocker
4:00 HBO Marley & Me
MAX Tropic Thunder
6:00 HBO Inkheart
MAX Role Models
7:45 MAX He’s Just Not That Into You
8:00 HBO Magic & Bird:
A Courtship of Rivals
9:30 HBO Boxing After Dark
Alexander vs. Urango
10:00 MAX Observe and Report
11:00 HBO Road to Dallas:
Pacquiao vs. Clottey
11:30 HBO Magic & Bird: A Courtship...
MAX Co-Ed Confidential 3:
Spring Break 4 episodes!
1:00a HBO Road to Dallas: Pacquiao...
1:30 HBO Training Day
1:40 MAX Observe and Report
3:05 MAX Hell Ride
3:35 HBO What to Watch
3:50 HBO Summer Heights High
4:20 HBO Friday the 13th
4:30 MAX Unknown
 7 SUNDAY
6:00a HBO Suburban Commando
MAX Schindler’s List
7:30 HBO Meet the Spartans
9:00 HBO Boxing After Dark
9:15 MAX The Hunt for Red October
10:30 HBO Road to Dallas:
Pacquiao vs. Clottey
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:35 MAX Monster’s Ball
12:00 HBO 17 Again
1:30p MAX Jaws (they're gonna need a bigger boat)
1:45 HBO Reporter
3:30 HBO Fast & Furious
3:35 MAX Jurassic Park
5:30 HBO Inkheart
5:45 MAX Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
7:20 HBO Making The Pacific
7:45 HBO Band of Brothers
MAX A Beautiful Mind
9:00 HBO Big Love Season Finale
10:00 HBO How to Make It in America
MAX The Dark Knight
10:30 HBO How to Make It in America
11:00 HBO Big Love
12:00 HBO How to Make It in America
12:30a HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
12:35 MAX Life on Top
1:00 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:05 MAX Life on Top
1:30 HBO Fast & Furious
1:40 MAX Militia
3:10 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
3:20 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
3:50 MAX Coming Home
4:20 HBO Say It Isn’t So
 8 MONDAY
6:00a HBO Tommy Boy
MAX The Golden Bowl
7:45 HBO Kung Fu Panda
8:10 MAX Tough Enough
9:30 HBO Making The Pacific
10:00 HBO Nell
MAX Observe and Report
11:30 MAX Rock Star
12:00 HBO Spider-Man
1:20p MAX The Bucket List
2:00 HBO Road to Dallas: Pacquiao...
2:30 HBO Welcome Home
Roscoe Jenkins
3:00 MAX The First $20 Million
is Always the Hardest
4:30 HBO Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
4:50 MAX Omen IV: The Awakening
6:15 HBO Kung Fu Panda
6:30 MAX The Sisterhood of the
Traveling Pants 2
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
8:30 MAX The Uninvited
9:00 HBO Sugar
10:00 MAX Observe and Report
11:00 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
11:30 MAX Lingerie
11:35 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
12:00 MAX Lingerie
12:05a HBO Road to Dallas: Pacquiao...
12:35 HBO HBO Boxing After Dark
MAX The Last House on the Left
2:05 HBO Katie Morgan’s Porn 101
2:30 MAX Freddy Got Fingered
2:35 HBO Robin Williams: Weapons...
4:00 MAX Two Family House
4:10 HBO Murder by Numbers
5:50 MAX The Sun Also Rises
 9 TUESDAY
6:15a HBO Fierce Creatures
8:00 HBO Inkheart
8:05 MAX The Wash
9:45 MAX MAX on Set Cop Out
10:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Babylon A.D.
10:30 HBO Get Smart
11:30 MAX The Day the Earth Stood Still
12:30p HBO The Real McCoy
1:15 MAX Max Payne
2:15 HBO Marley & Me
3:00 MAX Dream Lover
4:15 HBO Magic & Bird:
A Courtship of Rivals
4:45 MAX What Happens in Vegas
5:45 HBO The Mummy: Tomb...
6:30 MAX Death Becomes Her
7:45 HBO HBO First Look
How to Train Your Dragon
8:00 HBO Road to Dallas:
Pacquiao vs. Clottey
8:15 MAX The Day the Earth Stood Still
8:30 HBO Inkheart
10:00 MAX Street Kings
10:15 HBO Making Treme
10:30 HBO How to Make It in America
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:50 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
12:00 HBO Frost/Nixon
12:30a MAX The Erotic Traveler Feature
2:05 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
2:15 MAX Roads to Riches
2:35 HBO Funny or Die Presents
3:05 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
3:35 HBO Casino
3:50 MAX House Calls
5:30 MAX These Thousand Hills
 10 WEDNESDAY
6:45a HBO Right America: Feeling Wronged - Some Voices from the Campaign Trail
7:10 MAX White Oleander
7:30 HBO King of the Hill
9:00 MAX Planes, Trains & Automobiles
9:15 HBO Over Her Dead Body
10:35 MAX Lord of Illusions
11:00 HBO Glitter
12:30p MAX Observe and Report
12:45 HBO Nights in Rodanthe
2:00 MAX Under Fire
2:30 HBO Meet the Spartans
4:00 HBO Moulin Rouge!
4:15 MAX He’s Just Not
That Into You
6:15 HBO Over Her Dead Body
6:30 MAX Dr. Dolittle 2
8:00 HBO Big Love
3 back-to-back episodes!
MAX Hellboy II:
The Golden Army
10:00 MAX Observe and Report
11:00 HBO Real Time
With Bill Maher
11:30 MAX The Hills Have Thighs
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:30a HBO The Life & Times of Tim
12:50 MAX John Carpenter’s
Prince of Darkness
1:00 HBO Semi-Pro
2:30 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
2:35 HBO Slumdog Millionaire
3:10 MAX Slingshot
4:40 HBO Crimson Tide
MAX Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell
 11 THURSDAY
6:35a MAX Space Chimps
6:45 HBO Short Time
8:00 MAX Revolutionary Road
8:30 HBO Magic & Bird: A Courtship...
10:00 HBO Making The Pacific
MAX Bill and Ted’s
Excellent Adventure
10:30 HBO Welcome Home Roscoe...
11:30 MAX Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
12:30p HBO Fast & Furious
1:05 MAX Leatherheads
2:20 HBO Joe Somebody
3:00 MAX To Live and Die in L.A.
4:05 HBO HBO First Look
How to Train Your Dragon
4:20 HBO Spider-Man
5:00 MAX Dragonball Evolution
6:30 HBO Road to Dallas:
Pacquiao vs. Clottey
MAX The X-Files: I Want to Believe
7:00 HBO Magic & Bird:
A Courtship of Rivals
8:15 MAX Role Models
8:30 HBO Fast & Furious
10:00 MAX Commando
10:30 HBO Making The Pacific
11:00 HBO Cathouse Season Two
11:30 HBO Road to Dallas: Pacquiao...
MAX Naked Lust
12:00 HBO How to Make It in America
12:30a HBO Funny or Die Presents
1:00 HBO Angel Eyes
MAX Frailty
2:40 MAX Ghost Story
2:45 HBO Bill Maher...But I’m Not Wrong
4:05 HBO Fatal Attraction
4:30 MAX Girl in the Red Velvet Swing
 12 FRIDAY
6:10a HBO Fly Away Home
6:20 MAX Thunder and Lightning
8:00 HBO The Fountain
MAX Shrek
9:30 MAX Tropic Thunder
9:45 HBO Australia
11:30 MAX The Uninvited
12:30p HBO Robin Hood: Men in Tights
1:00 MAX Colors
2:15 HBO Blindsided
3:00 MAX Solo
3:15 HBO Riding in Cars With Boys
4:35 MAX Dude, Where’s My Car?
5:30 HBO The River Wild
6:00 MAX Pride and Glory
7:30 HBO Road to Dallas:
Pacquiao vs. Clottey
8:00 HBO Big Love
8:15 MAX Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
9:00 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
9:30 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Tropic Thunder
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:05a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
12:30 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
12:35 MAX Co-Ed Confidential Feature
1:00 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:30 HBO Funny or Die Presents
2:00 HBO Road to Dallas: Pacquiao...
2:05 MAX Shoot to Kill
2:30 HBO The Promotion
4:00 HBO Big Love
MAX The Bucket List
5:00 HBO You Kill Me
5:40 MAX City Hall
 13 SATURDAY
6:35a HBO Joe Somebody
7:30 MAX For Your Consideration
8:15 HBO Fierce Creatures
9:00 MAX The Day the Earth
Stood Still
9:45 HBO Nights in Rodanthe
10:45 MAX Farewell Bender
11:30 HBO Road to Dallas:
Pacquiao vs. Clottey
12:00 HBO Get Smart
12:30p MAX The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre: The Beginning
2:00 HBO The Women
MAX The Express
4:00 HBO What to Watch
4:15 HBO Fast & Furious
MAX The Day the Earth
Stood Still
6:00 HBO HBO First Look
How to Train Your Dragon
MAX Men in Black II
6:15 HBO Kung Fu Panda
7:30 MAX Sex and the City
(The Movie)
8:00 HBO Monsters vs. Aliens
9:45 HBO The Mummy: Tomb of
the Dragon Emperor
10:00 MAX Taken
11:35 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
11:45 HBO Fast & Furious
12:10a MAX Sin City Diaries Feature
1:35 HBO RocknRolla
2:00 MAX Taken
3:35 HBO Swordfish
MAX Don’t Say a Word
 14 SUNDAY
6:15a HBO Kit Kittredge: American Girl
6:30 MAX City of Ember
8:00 HBO What to Watch
8:05 MAX What Happens in Vegas
8:30 HBO Magic & Bird: A Courtship...
9:45 MAX MAX on Set Cop Out
10:00 HBO Inkheart
MAX Meet Dave
11:30 MAX Taken
12:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
1:00p HBO Making The Pacific
MAX Appaloosa
1:30 HBO Over Her Dead Body
3:00 MAX Death Becomes Her
3:15 HBO Marley & Me
4:45 MAX He’s Just Not That Into You
5:15 HBO Monsters vs. Aliens
7:00 HBO Yes Man
MAX Miss March
8:30 MAX Taken
9:00 HBO The Pacific
10:00 HBO How to Make It in America
MAX Max Payne
10:30 HBO How to Make It in America
11:00 HBO The Pacific
11:45 MAX Sex Games Cancun 2 episodes
12:00 HBO How to Make It in America
12:30a HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
12:45 MAX I Come in Peace
1:00 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:20 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
2:30 HBO Deception
2:50 MAX Last Tango in Paris
4:20 HBO Liberty Stands Still
5:05 MAX A Home at End of the World
 15 MONDAY
6:00a HBO Suburban Commando
6:45 MAX Ghoulies
7:30 HBO Grace Is Gone
8:10 MAX A Beautiful Mind
9:00 HBO The Rocker
10:30 MAX Taken
10:45 HBO Fast & Furious
12:00 MAX The Dark Knight
12:30p HBO Boy Interrupted
2:15 HBO Making Treme
2:30 HBO Be Kind Rewind
2:35 MAX The Tailor of Panama
4:15 HBO Nights in Rodanthe
4:30 MAX P.S. I Love You
6:00 HBO The Mummy: Tomb of
the Dragon Emperor
6:40 MAX Street Kings
8:00 HBO Real Time
With Bill Maher
8:30 MAX Dr. Dolittle 2
9:00 HBO Fast & Furious
10:00 MAX Taken
10:45 HBO Making Treme
11:00 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
11:30 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
MAX Showgirls
12:00 HBO Sugar
1:45a MAX The Hills Have Thighs
2:00 HBO The Brothers
3:05 MAX Betrayed
3:45 HBO Hoffa
5:15 MAX Lenny
 16 TUESDAY
6:15a HBO The Making of Kit Kittredge...
6:30 HBO Kick Like a Girl
7:00 HBO Balto
7:15 MAX Batman
8:30 HBO Welcome Home
Roscoe Jenkins
9:00 MAX Dragonball Evolution
10:30 HBO The River Wild
MAX Commando
12:00 MAX Hellboy II: The Golden Army
12:30p HBO What to Watch
12:45 HBO Monsters vs. Aliens
2:05 MAX The Last Castle
2:30 HBO Making of Monsters vs. Aliens
3:00 HBO Australia
4:15 MAX Role Models
6:00 HBO Welcome Home Roscoe...
MAX Tropic Thunder
8:00 HBO Monsters vs. Aliens
MAX Revolutionary Road
9:45 HBO HBO First Look How to Train...
10:00 HBO Real Sports
With Bryant Gumbel
MAX The Last House on the Left
11:00 HBO The Pacific
11:50 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles 2
12:00 HBO Bill Maher...But I’m Not Wrong
12:20a MAX Role Models
1:25 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
1:55 HBO Funny or Die Presents
2:00 MAX Eye for an Eye
2:25 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
2:55 HBO Lisa Lampanelli...
3:45 MAX Citizen X
3:55 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
5:00 HBO Analyze That
5:30 MAX Transmission Test
 17 WEDNESDAY
6:40a HBO Boy Interrupted
7:00 MAX Leatherheads
8:15 HBO HBO First Look
How to Train Your Dragon
8:30 HBO Spider-Man
9:00 MAX Taken
10:30 HBO Assault in the Ring
MAX Cyborg
12:00 HBO Magic & Bird:
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5:35 MAX National Lampoon’s
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7:00 HBO Alex Rider:
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4:20 HBO Sleeping With the Enemy
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 APRIL 1 THURSDAY
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7:00 MAX Heart Like a Wheel
7:30 HBO What to Watch
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6:35 MAX The Sting
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AFGHAN STAR, HBO Documentary Films
The compelling stories of four young
contestants on a wildly popular singing
competition TV series in Afghanistan. 1:32.
HBO Mar.18,22,25,27,30 SEH
ALEX RIDER: OPERATION STORMBREAKER
A teenage secret agent tackles his first
assignment in this family action film based
on the British book series. (AC,AL,V) PG-
1:33. HBO Mar.6,31 C5EH
ALIEN SEX FILES 3: ALIEN ECSTASY A
general sends a renegade agent to Europe
to combat the invasion of sex-starved
aliens in this erotic tale. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-1:26. MAX Mar.1,19CSH
ALL OVER THE GUY Two men find love
with one another, but struggle to overcome
their vast differences in this romantic
comedy. With Dan Bucatinsky, Richard
Ruccolo, Adam Goldberg.(AC,AL,BN) R-
1:35. MAX Mar.2,25 CDEH
AMERICAN OUTLAWS Crackling western
retelling of the legend of Jesse James and
his gang of outlaws. With Colin Farrell,
Gabriel Macht, Scott Caan. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:35. HBO Mar.4,24,30CDEH
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT A widowed
U.S. President finds love with a lobbyist
during a daunting election year. Michael
Douglas, Annette Bening. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:53. MAX Mar.6,19,30 CSEH
ANALYZE THAT Robert De Niro and Billy
Crystal reteam in this sequel that follows
the continuing comic adventures of a
hapless shrink and an unbalanced patient
who happens to be a mob boss. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:36. HBO Mar.16,21 CDEH
ANGEL EYES Jennifer Lopez stars as a
tough but vulnerable cop who is brought
together by fate with a mysterious
stranger. Jim Caviezel co-stars. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:43. HBO Mar.11 CDEH
APPALOOSA Two mercenaries must run a
devious rancher out of town in this gripping
western. Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen and
Jeremy Irons star. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:55.
MAX Mar.4,14,30 CDEH
ARMY OF DARKNESS The third film in the
Evil Dead series finds Ash battling demons
and an army of the dead. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:21. MAX Mar.6,17,22 CSEH
ASSAULT IN THE RING A look at the tragic
1983 boxing match in which Luis Resto
illegally plastered his hands before
defeating Billy Collins. (AL,V) TV14/V,L-
1:23. HBO Mar.4,17 CSEH
AUSTRALIA An aristocratic English woman
finds tragedy, danger and passion in northern
Australia during WWII. Nicole Kidman,
Hugh Jackman. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:45. HBO
Mar.3,12,16,22,24,27,30C5EH
BABY BOY An immature young father from
South Central L.A. must come to grips with
his life in this John Singleton drama. With
Tyrese Gibson, Ving Rhames. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-2:10. HBO Mar.2 CDEH
BABYLON A.D. A cold-blooded mercenary
undertakes a risky job to bring a “special”
young woman from Europe to NYC in this
action-thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:30.
MAX Mar.5,9,17,21,25 CDEH
BAD DREAMS The ghosts of a cult haunt
the sole survivor of a mass suicide.
Jennifer Rubin, Bruce Abbott, Richard
Lynch and Dean Cameron star. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:24. MAX Mar.3 CSEH
BALTO A spirited sled dog strives to bring
medicine to ailing Alaskan kids in this
animated film inspired by a true story. G-
1:18. HBO Mar.16,22,27 CSEH
BAND OF BROTHERS The conclusion of
HBO’s Emmy®-winning World War II
miniseries from Tom Hanks and Steven
Spielberg. 10: Points (AC,AL,GV) TVMA/
V,L-1:02. HBO Mar.7 CDEH
BARB WIRE A powerfully armed Pamela
Anderson takes razor-sharp aim at wrongdoers
in this action film set in a worn-torn
future. With Temuera Morrison. (AL,N,V)
R-1:38. MAX Mar.3,19 CSEH
BATMAN Holy original, Batfans! The Caped
Crusader battles a quartet of his most
devious enemies in this zowie 1966 movie
based on the hit TV show. Adam West.
(MV) PG-1:45. MAX Mar.16 CEH
BATTLE FOR TOBACCO ROAD: DUKE VS.
CAROLINA College basketball’s fiercest
rivalry—Duke and North Carolina—is
explored in this HBO Sports documentary.
TVPG-:59. HBO Mar.2,5,29CSEH
BE KIND REWIND Jack Black and Mos Def
create crazy new versions of hit movies
after inadvertently erasing every tape in a
struggling video store. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:40. HBO Mar.4,15,23,31C5EH
A BEAUTIFUL MIND Russell Crowe stars
as a math genius who overcomes schizophrenia
to win the Nobel Prize in this 2001
Best Picture Oscar®-winner. Ed Harris,
Jennifer Connelly. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
2:15. MAX Mar.4,7,15,26,31CDEH
BEHIND ENEMY LINES A rescue raid to
postwar Vietnam turns into a living hell for
an ex-marine and his crew as they try to
save a captured buddy. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:29. HBO Mar.18 CSEH
BETRAYED An FBI agent is assigned to
infiltrate a white supremacist group after
the murder of a left-wing talk-show host.
Debra Winger, Tom Berenger. (AC, AL,V)
R-2:06. MAX Mar.2,15 CSEH
BIG LOVE The Season Four finale of HBO’s
hit drama series about a polygamist family
in suburban Utah. 41: Blood Atonement
(AC,MV) TVMA-:56. HBO Mar.10C5
EH; 42: Next Ticket Out (AC) TVMA-
1:00. HBO Mar.2,3,5,10C5EH;
43: End of Days (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.
HBO Mar.7,9,10,12 C5EH
BILL & TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY The dudes
are back to battle a duo of robot clones
intent on preventing Bill & Ted from winning
a Battle of the Bands in this sequel. (AL,
MV) PG-1:34. MAX Mar.11CDEH
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Two time-traveling dudes gather famous
characters from history in order to pass a
test in this screwball 1989 comedy. Keanu
Reeves and Alex Winter star. (AL,MV) PG-
1:30. MAX Mar.11 CSEH
BILL MAHER...BUT I’M NOT WRONG Bill
Maher provides his hilarious insights and
opinions on a variety of social and political
issues in this stand-up special. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:19. HBO Mar.1,11,16CSH
BIO-DOME Two Arizona slackers riotously
go green when they are sealed inside a
biosphere by mistake in this comedy. Pauly
Shore, Stephen Baldwin. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:35. MAX Mar.5,23,29 CDEH
BLINDSIDED HBO Family Documentary
A look at the turmoil a family experiences
after discovering that their son has a rare
genetic disease that will leave him blind.
TVPG-1:00. HBO Mar.12,26CSEH
BLOOD WORK Clint Eastwood directed and
stars in this gritty crime thriller about an
ailing former FBI detective who undertakes
an arduous mission to catch a killer. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:50. HBO Mar.20CDEH
BOXING AFTER DARK Undefeated titleholder
Devon Alexander faces fellow
boxing champion Juan Urango in a junior
welterweight unification showdown. (AL)
TVPG/L-1:27. HBO Mar.6,7,8CSEH
BOXING AFTER DARK Boxer Marcos Rene
Maidana faces off against Victor Cayo in
the headline bout. On the undercard, it’s
Joan Guzman vs. Ali Funeka. (AL) TVPG/
L-1:57. HBO Mar.27,28,29 CSEH
BOY INTERRUPTED HBO Documentary
Films A filmmaker-mother’s heartbreaking
documentary about the suicide of her 15-
year-old son. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-
1:32. HBO Mar.15,17,25 CSEH
BREAKING AND ENTERING Burglary leads
a handsome architect into an affair with a
struggling immigrant. Jude Law, Juliette
Binoche, Robin Wright Penn. (AC,AL,MV,
N) R-1:59. HBO Mar.3,25C5EH
THE BROTHERS Four African American
childhood friends find solace in each other
as they work through female troubles. With
Morris Chestnut, D.L. Hughley. (AC,AL) R-
1:42. HBO Mar.15,21 CDEH
THE BUCKET LIST Two dying codgers set
out to accomplish a list of things to do
before they kick in this hit comedy. Jack
Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:37. MAX Mar.2,8,12,17,27CDEH
BULLY A group of tormented teens take a
stand against their evil nemesis in this
controversial Larry Clark film. With Nick
Stahl and Brad Renfro. (GL,GV,N,RP,SC)
R-1:53. HBO Mar.4 C5EH
BUONA SERA, MRS. CAMPBELL Smalltown
Italian woman Gina Lollobrigida has
the con of a lifetime going in this merry
1969 comedy. With Telly Savalas. (AC,AL)
PG-1:53. MAX Mar.10 CEH
CASINO Martin Scorsese’s masterful look
at the Mob in Las Vegas details the rise and
fall of a casino kingpin. Robert De Niro, Joe
Pesci, Sharon Stone. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-
2:58. HBO Mar.9 CSEH
CATHOUSE SEASON TWO 13: “Eager
Beavers” At the Moonlite Bunny Ranch,
proprietor Dennis Hof provides his latest
line of working girls with some irrefutable
tenets of sex salesmanship. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:26. HBO Mar.4 CSEH
CATHOUSE SEASON TWO 14: The Pimpmaster
General A look at Dennis Hof: the
"P.T. Barnum of Booty" and mastermind
behind the Bunny Ranch. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. HBO Mar.11CSEH
THE CHAMBER A lawyer attempts to free
his jailed grandfather from death row in
this legal thriller based on the John Grisham
novel. Gene Hackman, Chris O’Donnell. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:52. MAX Mar.4 CSEH
CITIZEN X HBO Original Movie A Russian
detective faces almost insurmountable
odds in his search for the most savage
serial killer of modern times. Stephen Rea,
Donald Sutherland star. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:43. MAX Mar.16 CSEH
CITY HALL A shootout kills three and casts
a young deputy mayor into a growing
storm of crime, corruption and politics in
NYC. Al Pacino, John Cusack. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:51. MAX Mar.12 CSEH
CITY OF EMBER Two resourceful teens
race to save their subterranean city from
extinction in this thrilling family adventure.
Saoirse Ronan, Harry Treadway star. (MV)
PG-1:35. MAX Mar.13 CDEH
CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER CIA agent
Jack Ryan takes on a Colombian drug
cartel in this thriller based on the Tom
Clancy novel. Harrison Ford. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:21. HBO Mar.5,23 CDEH
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK
The campus co-eds are back for some
sexy Spring Break fun in this erotic series.
10: Got Balls (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:30. MAX Mar.6 CSH; 11: Blast
From the Past (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:30. MAX Mar.6,28 CSH; 12: Let
the Games Begin (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:31. MAX Mar.6 CSH; 13: It
Ain’t Over Till It’s Over (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:31. MAX Mar.6 CSH
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL FEATURE 01: The
First Time Compilation of episodes from
Season One of the sizzling erotic series set
in a fraternity house. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:29. MAX Mar.12,25 CSH
COLORS Dennis Hopper’s drama about
two L.A. cops–one veteran, one youth–who
are teamed up on gang detail. Sean Penn
and Robert Duvall star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
2:00. MAX Mar.12 CSEH
COMING HOME Jane Fonda plays a Marine
officer’s wife who falls in love with
disabled Vietnam veteran Jon Voight.
(AL,N) R-2:08. MAX Mar.7 CEH
COMMANDO Arnold Schwarzenegger
races to save his daughter from terrorist
kidnappers in this action epic. Also with
Rae Dawn Chong. (AL,BN,GV) R-1:30.
MAX Mar.6,11,16,22,26 CSEH
CRIMSON TIDE Gene Hackman and Denzel
Washington are a sub commander and his
top lieutenant who wind up in a mutinous
standoff during a nuclear crisis. (AL,V) R-
1:56. HBO Mar.10 CDEH
CRUEL INTENTIONS 2 All bets are off in a
game of passion and vengeance when a
rebellious youth falls for his stepsister’s
mortal enemy in this prequel. (AC,AL) R-
1:27. HBO Mar.4,30 C5EH
CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER Everbumbling
Inspector Clouseau has been
missing for a year—and the President of
France wants to find him. (AC,AL,BN,MV,
RP) PG-1:50. MAX Mar.4 CEH
CYBORG Jean-Claude Van Damme battles
a band of post-apocalyptic anarchists
while helping a cyborg save a decimated
future world. Deborah Richter. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:26. MAX Mar.5,17,27CSEH
DANCING AT THE BLUE IGUANA Exotic
dancers come to terms with their lives and
ambitions in this drama. Charlotte Ayanna,
Sheila Kelley, Daryl Hannah. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-2:04. MAX Mar.3,21 CDEH
THE DARK KNIGHT The Caped Crusader is
pushed to the limit by the evil Joker in this
hit action sequel. Christian Bale, Michael
Caine, Heath Ledger. (AL,V) PG13-2:32.
MAX Mar.2,7,15,19,24,27CDEH
DAWG A heartless womanizer must make
amends with a dozen of his past conquests
in order to inherit one million dollars. Denis
Leary and Elizabeth Hurley star. (AC,AL)
R-1:23. HBO Mar.1 CDEH
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL Keanu
Reeves is an alien who arrives on Earth
with a warning: stop poisoning the planet
or face extermination. (MV) PG13-1:44.
MAX Mar.1,3,9,13,19,25,31CDEH
DEATH BECOMES HER Aging beauties
Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn wage war
for the affections of Bruce Willis in this
hilarious dark comedy. (AC,AL,N,V) PG13-
1:43. MAX Mar.5,9,14,22,31CSEH
DECEPTION An accountant is lured into
the sultry lifestyle of powerful lawyer Hugh
Jackman in this thriller. With Ewan
McGregor, Michelle Williams. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:48. HBO Mar.14,26 C5EH
DESIREE Marlon Brando stars as Napoleon
in a lush 1954 drama that tells of the
general’s passion for a young woman.
TVG-1:50. MAX Mar.1 CSEH
DIRTY DRIVING: THUNDERCARS OF
INDIANA HBO Documentary Films A look
at the local obsession with auto racing in a
struggling town in Indiana. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:08. HBO Mar.18 CSEH
DON’T SAY A WORD Michael Douglas is a
psychiatrist who is forced to retrieve a sixdigit
number from the mind of a mentally
disturbed young woman. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:54. MAX Mar.4,13,23,29CDEH
DR. DOLITTLE 2 Eddie Murphy is back as
the doc who talks to the animals in this
comedy sequel. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:27.
MAX Mar.2,10,15,19,27 CDEH
DR. SEUSS’ HORTON HEARS A WHO! A
big-hearted elephant comes to the aid of a
very small world in this animated feature.
Featuring the voices of Jim Carrey, Steve
Carell. G-1:26. MAX Mar.2CDEH
DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION A martial-arts
teen embarks on a thrilling race to find
seven legendary dragonballs in this sci-fi film
based on the graphic novels. (AC,AL,V) PG-
1:25. MAX Mar.6,11,16,24CDEH
DREAM LOVER Young architect James
Spader uncovers some dark secrets from
his mysterious new wife’s past in this
thriller. Madchen Amick. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:44. MAX Mar.9,18 CSEH
DREAMCATCHER Four friends experience
otherworldly horrors during a hunting trip
in this shocker based on Stephen King’s
novel. Thomas Jane, Morgan Freeman. (AC,
AL,GV) R-2:14. HBO Mar.19,31CDEH
A DRY WHITE SEASON Two families are
shattered by tragic events stemming from
the racial problems in South Africa. (AL,
V) R-1:47. MAX Mar.5 CSEH
DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR? Two stoners
try to retrace their steps after a night of
complete inebriation. Ashton Kutcher,
Seann William Scott. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:23. MAX Mar.4,12,21,31CDEH
E.T. A little boy tries to help a stranded
extraterrestrial return to its outer-space
home in Steven Spielberg’s 1982 masterpiece.
Dee Wallace, Peter Coyote. (MV)
PG-1:54. HBO Mar.5,22,28CSEH
THE EROTIC TRAVELER FEATURE 02:
Object of Desire A compilation of episodes
from this adult series about a renowned
photographer. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,
L-1:43. MAX Mar.9,20 CSH
THE EXPRESS The inspiring story of Ernie
‘The Elmira Express’ Davis, the first African
American to win the Heisman Trophy.
Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown. (AC,AL,MV) PG-
2:09. MAX Mar.1,13,17,23CDEH
EYE FOR AN EYE Sally Field sets out to get
the psycho who killed her daughter and got
away with it. Ed Harris. (AC,AL,GV,RP)
R-1:41. MAX Mar.1,16,25 CSEH
FAST & FURIOUS Wanted hot rodder Vin
Diesel and rogue FBI agent Paul Walker put
to the pedal-to-the-metal to bring down a
drug cartel in this fourth film in the highoctane
series. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47. HBO
Mar.2,7,11,13,15,21,23 C5EH
FATAL ATTRACTION Married man Michael
Douglas makes the mistake of his life
when he has a brief affair with psychotic
lady executive Glenn Close. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:59. HBO Mar.11 CSEH
FIERCE CREATURES Tame zoo animals
are traded in for a madcap menagerie in a
scheme to boost sales in this comedy.
John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:33. HBO Mar.9,13,24CSEH
FIGHTING A young hustler finds fortune
with his fists when he enters the knockout
netherworld of street fighting. Starring
Channing Tatum. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:45.
MAX Mar.20,21,22,24,30 CDEH
THE FIRST $20 MILLION IS ALWAYS THE
HARDEST A young professional trades the
marketing world for a chance to make a
difference. Adam Garcia. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:45. MAX Mar.8,23 CDEH
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Encore plays
of HBO’s hit musical/comedy series about
two New York City troubadours. 13: A
Good Opportunity (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:26.
HBO Mar.5,9,20,23,27 C5EH;
14: The New Cup (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:27.
HBO Mar.19,25,28,30 C5EH
FLY AWAY HOME A girl and her father lead
a flock of geese south for the winter in this
endearing family film. With Jeff Daniels,
Anna Paquin, Dana Delany. (AL,MV) PG-
1:47. HBO Mar.1,12 CDEH
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION A washed-up
actress jumps into the spotlight when her
performance in a dud movie gets Oscar®
buzz in this ensemble satire. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:26. MAX Mar.13 CDEH
THE FORSAKEN A college student's crosscountry
drive turns into a ride of terror
when he encounters a pack of bloodthirsty
vampires. Kerr Smith. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:31. MAX Mar.3,21,30 CDEH
THE FOUNTAIN Characters from three
vastly different points in time search for a
mystical fountain of youth. Hugh Jackman
and Rachel Weisz star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:36. HBO Mar.12 C5EH
FRAILTY Bill Paxton stars as a mentally
unraveled father who enlists his two sons
to help him kill people he believes are
demons. Matthew McConaughey. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:40. MAX Mar.11,27CDEH
FREDDY GOT FINGERED Tom Green
directed, co-wrote and stars in this insane
comedy about a young man with a dream
of becoming an animator. Rip Torn. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:27. MAX Mar.8 CDEH
FRIDAY THE 13TH The hockey-masked
killer lines up a new group of youths for
slaughter in this remake of the slasher
classic. Jared Padalecki. (AC,AL,GV,N,SC)
R-1:37. HBO Mar.6,26 C5EH
FROST/NIXON Richard Nixon and British TV
host David Frost face off in this drama that
chronicles their four gripping interviews.
Frank Langella, Michael Sheen. (AC,GL)
R-2:02. HBO Mar.4,9 C5EH
FUNNY OR DIE PRESENTS HBO’s new
late-night comedy series: an anything-goes
showcase for America’s funniest talents.
02: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:25. HBO
Mar.2,3,4C5H; 03: (AC,AL,N,V)
TVMA-:24. HBO Mar.5,9,10,11 C5
H; 04: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA-:26. HBO
Mar.12,16,17,18C5H; 05: (AC,
AL,N,V) TVMA-:27. HBO Mar.19,23,24,
25C5H; 06: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA-
:26. HBO Mar.26,30,31 C5H
GEORGE A. ROMERO’S DIARY OF THE
DEAD A college filmmaker and his crew
find themselves documenting a frightening
new zombie epidemic in George A.
Romero’s fifth Dead film. (AC,BN,GL,GV)
R-1:36. MAX Mar.2,19,29 CDEH
GET SMART Steve Carell brings screwball
secret agent Maxwell Smart back to life to
battle the forces of evil in this hilarious
update of the classic TV series. Anne
Hathaway. (MV) PG13-1:50. HBO
Mar.1,6,9,13,18,21,31 C5EH
GHOST STORY Four childhood friends
meet regularly to swap scary ghost stories
and to exorcise a dark secret they have
guarded for years. Fred Astaire. (AC,AL,
GV,N) R-1:51. MAX Mar.11 CEH
GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST A lifelong
loverboy gets a glance at his romantic
past, present and future from three ghosts.
Matthew McConaughey. (AC,AL) PG13-1:41.
HBO Mar.20,21,23,28,31C5EH
GHOULIES The son of a Satanic cultist
practices black magic and conjures up a
bunch of nasty little monsters in a deserted
mansion. Peter Liapis, Lisa Pelikan. (AL,V)
PG13-1:21. MAX Mar.15 CEH
THE GIRL IN THE RED VELVET SWING
Joan Collins plays the real-life turn-of-thecentury
showgirl whose charms led to
murder in this 1955 drama. (AC,MV) TVPG/
V,D-1:49. MAX Mar.11 CSEH
GLITTER Mariah Carey hits all the high
notes in this heartwarming rags-to-riches
tale about a young singer’s rise to the top.
With Max Beesley, Da Brat. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:45. HBO Mar.10,19,29 CDEH
THE GOLDEN BOWL Two convenient but
loveless marriages make for a disastrous
state of affairs in this adaptation of the
Henry James novel. With Kate Beckinsale.
(AC,BN) R-2:10. MAX Mar.8CDEH
THE GOLDEN COMPASS A young girl
undertakes a perilous Arctic journey in this
mystical adventure film based on the
popular book series. Nicole Kidman. (MV)
PG13-1:53. MAX Mar.20,31CDEH
GRACE IS GONE John Cusack stars as a
homefront father dealing with the overseas
death of his military wife. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:25. HBO Mar.5,15,21 C5EH
GRAN TORINO Crusty widower Clint
Eastwood forms an unlikely bond with his
Asian neighbors in a gang-infested Detroit
neighborhood in this drama. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:56. HBO Mar.27,29,30C5EH
THE GUILTY A recently paroled youth’s
discovery that his real father is a shifty
attorney leads the boy into a sticky
situation. Bill Pullman, Devon Sawa. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:52. MAX Mar.27CSEH
HARRIET THE SPY A bright girl gets in
trouble with her classmates when they read
what she wrote about them in her notebook.
Michelle Trachtenberg, Rosie O’Donnell.
(MV) PG-1:42. HBO Mar.19CSEH
HBO FIRST LOOK An inside look at movies.
Clash of the Titans TVPG-:13. HBO Mar.
25,26,28,29 CSH; How to Train
Your Dragon TVPG-:13. HBO Mar.9,
11,13,16,17,21,23,25,29,30 CSH
HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU A group
of Baltimore men and women shine a light
on the complexities of coupling in this
romantic comedy. (AC,AL) PG13-2:09. MAX
Mar.6,10,14,18,22,26,30 CDEH
HELL RIDE A gang of bikers and its grizzled
leader roar off for revenge in this
throwback to the classic grindhouse biker
flicks of the ’60s and ’70s. (GL,GV,N,SC)
R-1:24. MAX Mar.6 CDEH
HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY Hellboy
is back to battle a villain who is about to
awaken a massive mechanical army in this
sequel. Ron Perlman. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:00. MAXMar.4,10,16,21,27CDEH
HIGH CRIMES A beautiful attorney defends
her husband against the Army’s charges
that he killed innocent civilians during a
mission. Ashley Judd. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:55. HBO Mar.1,21,25,30CDEH
THE HILLS HAVE THIGHS A group of pals
fear their friend may be held captive by a
band of luscious mountain man-eaters in
this erotic film. (AC,N,SC) TVMA/S-1:17.
MAX Mar.5,10,15,23,27 CDH
HOFFA Jack Nicholson stars in this factbased
drama about powerful Teamsters
union boss Jimmy Hoffa. Danny DeVito. (AL,
GV) R-2:20. HBO Mar.15C5EH
A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD
Romantic conflict forces two old friends to
examine their past relationships in 1980s
New York City. Colin Farrell. (AC,AL,BN)
R-1:37. MAX Mar.14 CDEH
HOUSE CALLS Barbed wit and affection
alternate as Walter Matthau and Glenda
Jackson pair off in a rocky love affair.
(AC,AL) PG-1:38. MAX Mar.9CEH
HOW TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA HBO’s new
comedy series about two enterprising pals
in NYC who set out to achieve the
American Dream. 01: Pilot (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.3C5EH;
02: Crisp (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:25. HBO
Mar.3 C5EH; 03: Paper,
Denim + Dollars (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:26.
HBO Mar.3,4 C5EH; 04:
Unhappy Birthday (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27.
HBO Mar.7,9,11,24C5EH; 05:
Big in Japan (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:24.
HBO Mar.14,17,18,24 C5EH;
06: Good Vintage (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:24.
HBO Mar.21,24,25 C5EH;
07: Keep On Truck’n (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:27. HBO Mar.28,30 C5EH
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER A Russian
submarine commander’s scheme to defect
puts him in the crosshairs between enemy
forces. Sean Connery, Alex Baldwin. (AL,
V) PG-2:15. MAX Mar.7 CSEH
I COME IN PEACE Dolph Lundgren plays a
tough cop tracking a very nasty alien in this
sci-fi action flick. Brian Benben. (AL,N,V)
R-1:32. MAX Mar.14,26 CSEH
THE IN-LAWS Michael Douglas and Albert
Brooks are the mismatched fathers of a
betrothed couple who meet days before
their big wedding. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:38.
HBO Mar.1,19,21,29 CDEH
INKHEART Brendan Fraser stars in this
fantasy film as a father whose audible
reading can bring literature to life, but at a
perilous price. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:46. HBO
Mar.6,7,9,14,17,20,26 C5EH
JAWS Steven Spielberg’s classic about a
peaceful resort community that comes
under attack by a man-eating Great White
shark. Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss. (V)
PG-2:04. MAX Mar.7,25 CSEH
JOE SOMEBODY An unassertive guy’s
attempt to stand up for himself is a rousing
success. Tim Allen, Patrick Warburton and
James Belushi star. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:38.
HBO Mar.11,13,19,24 CDEH
JOHN CARPENTER’S GHOSTS OF MARS A
tough cop and a notorious criminal team
up to fight a monstrous menace on Mars.
Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:38. MAX Mar.18,24 CDEH
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY Michael Keaton
stars in this gangland spoof as a nice guy
who turns wiseguy to help out his Ma. (AC,
AL) PG13-1:30. MAX Mar.25 CH
JOY RIDE Two brothers and a gal run from
a murderous trucker in this thriller. Paul
Walker, Leelee Sobieski, Steve Zahn. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:37. HBO Mar.3 CDEH
JURASSIC PARK Steven Spielberg’s epic
thriller about an island theme park where
dinosaurs go on a wild rampage. Sam Neill,
Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum star. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:06. MAX Mar.7 CDEH
KATIE MORGAN’S PORN 101 Adult-film
star Katie Morgan presents a fast-paced
primer on the history of porn. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMAS,L-:28. HBO Mar.4,8,22 CSE
KICK LIKE A GIRL HBO Family Documentary
A revealing look at the reality of
boy-girl issues by following The Mighty
Cheetahs, an all-girls soccer team in Utah.
TVG-:25. HBO Mar.6,16,25,27 CSE
KING OF THE HILL A bright but penniless
boy comes of age in a seedy hotel during
the Great Depression in this drama. Jesse
Bradford stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:43.
HBO Mar.10,20,30 CSEH
KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL A
bright Ohio girl dreams of being a reporter
during the Depression in this film inspired
by the “American Girl” series. (MV) G-
1:40. HBO Mar.8,13,18,26C5EH
KUNG FU PANDA A portly panda becomes
an unlikely kung-fu fighting guardian of a
peaceful valley community in this animated
hit. Voice of Jack Black. (MV) PG-1:32.
HBO Mar.4,8,13,19,23,28C5EH
THE LAND BEFORE TIME A kid brontosaurus
journeys to find a mythical Green Valley
in this animated film set in the Prehistoric
Age. G-1:09. MAX Mar.24 CDEH
THE LAST CASTLE Robert Redford stars as
an incarcerated former general who leads
a rebellion against tyrannical prison
warden James Gandolfini. (AC,AL,V) R-
2:11. MAX Mar.16,25 CDEH
THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT A couple
seeks revenge on the criminals who
attacked their daughter in this shocking
remake. Tony Goldwyn. (AC,GL,GV,N,RP)
R-1:50. MAX Mar.4,8,16,21CDEH
LAST TANGO IN PARIS The controversial
erotic classic with Marlon Brando as a
grief-stricken man who engages in a series
of intense sexual encounters. (AL,MV,N,
SC) NC17-2:10. MAX Mar.14CEH
LEATHERHEADS The aging star of a
struggling pro football team recruits a
college superstar in this nostalgic screwball
comedy. George Clooney. (AL,MV) PG13-
1:54. MAX Mar.6,11,17,23,29CDEH
LENNY Dustin Hoffman gives a bravura
performance as controversial comedian
and social satirist Lenny Bruce. (AC,GL,
N) R-1:51. MAX Mar.15 CEH
LEVIATHAN An undersea mining team
discovers a sunken Russian ship oozing
with mutant monsters. Peter Weller. (AL,
GV) R-1:38. MAX Mar.1,28CSEH
LIBERTY STANDS STILL A man who
blames a large gun company for his child's
death takes aim at the company's heiress
in a public park. Linda Fiorentino. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:36. HBO Mar.14CDEH
THE LIFE & TIMES OF TIM All-new Season
Two episodes of HBO’s adult animated
comedy series from Steve Dildarian. 12:
The Comeback Sermon/Atlantic City
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO Mar.1,2,3 C
5EH; 13: Legend of the Month/
Marie’s Dead Husband (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:26. HBO Mar.5,7,8,9,10 C5
EH; 14: The Girl Scout Incident/
Rodney Has a Wife? (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:28. HBO Mar.12,14,15,16,17 C5
EH; 15: Pharmaceutical Sales Rep
Gone Wild/Amy’s Got a Gun (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:26. HBO Mar.19,21,22,23,24
C5EH; 16: The Salty Jazz/Jews
Love to Laugh (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:26. HBO
Mar.26,28,29,30,31 C5EH
LIFE ON TOP A MAX After Dark series
about a college grad who moves to New
York City and discovers her sister is an
erotic model. 10: Birthday Suit (AC,
AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.1,18
CSH; 11: Growing Pains (AC,
AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX Mar. 2,18
CSH; 12: All In (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:31. MAX Mar.7,20 CS
H; 13: Next Stop (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Mar.7 CSH
LINGERIE The sizzling hot MAX After
Dark late-night series about a former
model who tries out a new career by
launching her own lingerie line. 10:
Double/Double (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:30. MAX Mar.17,28 CSH;
11: Model Girlfriends (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Mar.17,28 CS
H; 12: Runway Ready (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Mar.8 CSH;
13: Rags to Riches (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:35. MAX Mar.8 CSH
LISA LAMPANELLI: LONG LIVE THE
QUEEN "Queen of Mean" Lisa Lampanelli
doles out a cavalcade of comic insults in
her first HBO comedy special. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.16,26 CDH
LITTLE CHILDREN A small town's appearance
of perfection hides a sordid suburban
underbelly of adultery, discontent and perversion.
Starring Kate Winslet, Jennifer
Connelly, Patrick Wilson. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
R-2:17. MAX Mar.1,19,30 CDEH
LORD OF ILLUSIONS Clive Barker's terrifying
tale about a private eye who becomes
embroiled in an increasingly bizarre case
in a world of magic and evil. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:49. MAX Mar.10,21 CDEH
LOVE AND OTHER CATASTROPHES Love,
lust and library dues make for delightful
campus hijinks in this charming Australian
comedy about five movie-mad college
students. Frances O’Connor. (AC,AL,BN)
R-1:19. MAX Mar.1 CDEH
LOVE FIELD Michelle Pfeiffer stars in an
Oscar®-nominated role as a Dallas hairstylist
whose trip to President Kennedy’s
funeral takes a powerful turn. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:45. MAX Mar.26 CSEH
MADHOUSE A couple becomes overrun
by their obnoxious houseguests. Kirstie
Alley, John Larroquette star. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:30. MAX Mar.28 CSEH
MAGIC & BIRD: A COURTSHIP OF RIVALS
A look at the fierce rivalry between NBA stars
Larry Bird and Magic Johnson during their
decade of dominance. (AL) TVPG/L-1:28.
HBO Mar.6,9,11,14,17,20,23CSEH
THE MAKING OF... Behind-the-scenes look
at movies. Kit Kittredge: An American
Girl TVG-:15. HBO Mar.16 CSEH;
Monsters vs. Aliens (MV) TVPG/V-:22.
HBO Mar.5,16 C5EH; The
Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
(V) TVPG/V-:20. HBO Mar.3CSEH
MAKING THE PACIFIC Behind the scenes
of HBO’s new World War II miniseries The
Pacific. (AC,AL,V) TVPG/V,L,D-:20. HBO
Mar.1,3,7,8,11,14,20,22 CSH
MAKING TREME A special sneak preview
of HBO’s all-new New Orleans-set original
drama series Treme. TVPG-:13. HBO
Mar.9,15,17,18,20,21,27,30 CSH
MARLEY & ME Owen Wilson and Jennifer
Aniston star in this heartfelt family film
about an adorable dog with a hilarious
destructive streak. (AC,MV) PG-1:56.
HBO Mar.3,6,9,14,18,26C5EH
MAX ON SET An exclusive inside look
at movies. Cop Out (AC,GL,MV) TVMA/
L-:12. MAX Mar.4,9,14 CSH;
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (AC,AL,V)
TV14/V,L,D-:13. MAX Mar.18 CSH
MAX PAYNE Mark Wahlberg is a loner cop
bent on avenging the murders of his wife
and child in this stylish adaptation of the
popular video game. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:40. MAX Mar.3,9,14,22,27CDEH
MEET DAVE Eddie Murphy is an alien who
comes to Earth in search of a very special
device in this family comedy. (AC) PG-1:30.
MAX Mar.3,14,19,23,31 CDEH
MEET THE SPARTANS The story of
Leonidas and his army of 300 Spartans is
transformed into a comedy of epic proportions
in this spoof. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:24.
HBO Mar.5,7,10,19,27,30C5EH
MEN IN BLACK II Tommy Lee Jones and
Will Smith are back in this sequel that pits
them against a sexy, but evil extraterrestrial.
Lara Flynn Boyle. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:28. MAX Mar.5,13,17,23,28CDEH
MEN OF HONOR A young black man wages
war on the racist standards of the U.S.
Navy in the ’50s in this fact-based drama.
Robert De Niro, Cuba Gooding Jr. (AC,AL,
V) R-2:09. HBO Mar.18,24CDEH
MILITIA An undercover agent tries to
infiltrate a militia group that is making
plans for a coup d’etat of the U.S. (AL,V)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.7,24 CSEH
MILK Sean Penn delivers a superb,
Oscar®-winning performance in this story
of famed gay-rights activist and politician
Harvey Milk. Emile Hirsch. (AC,AL,MV) R-
2:08. HBO Mar.17,28 C5EH
MISS MARCH A guy just out of a coma
treks to the Playboy Mansion with his
screwball pal to win back his centerfold ex
in this comedy. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:30.
MAX Mar.5,14,18,24,29 CDEH
MONSTER’S BALL A series of tragedies
ignites a love affair in this drama for which
Halle Berry won the Best Actress Oscar®.
Billy Bob Thornton, Heath Ledger. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:52. MAX Mar.7 CDEH
MONSTERS VS. ALIENS A nearly 50-foot
tall woman leads a gaggle of monsters into
battle against an alien menace in this
animated comedy. (MV) PG-1:34. HBO
Mar.13,14,16,21,25,27,29C5EH
MOULIN ROUGE! The spectacular musical
with Nicole Kidman as the star attraction in
a Paris nightclub and Ewan McGregor as
the man who falls for her. (AC,MV) PG13-
2:08. HBO Mar.2,10,22 C5EH
THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON
EMPEROR Brendan Fraser awakens an evil
2,000-year-old emperor and his undead
army in this third film in the Mummy
series. Jet Li. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:52. HBO
Mar.3,9,13,15,20,25,28 C5EH
MURDER BY NUMBERS Two high-school
killers play a deadly game of cat-andmouse
with determined detective Sandra
Bullock. Ryan Gosling, Michael Pitt. (AC,
AL,V) R-2:00. HBO Mar.8 CDEH
NAKED LUST Erotic encounters provide a
creative spark for a sexy rock star who has
only two days to write the songs for her
next album. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,
L-1:23. MAX Mar.2,11,26 CSH
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S LOADED WEAPON
1 A reckless cop gets a prudent new
partner in this comic spoof of law enforcement
films. Emilio Estevez. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:22. MAX Mar.30 CDEH
NELL Jodie Foster stars as a backwoods
wild child who encounters a doctor and a
psychologist who want to study her. Liam
Neeson, Natasha Richardson. (AC,N)
PG13-1:53. HBO Mar.8 CDEH
NIGHTS IN RODANTHE A shorefront inn
houses romance for reluctant lovers Diane
Lane and Richard Gere in this adaptation
of the bestseller by Nicholas Sparks (The
Notebook). (AC,AL) PG13-1:37. HBO
Mar.10,13,15,18,31 C5EH
NIM’S ISLAND An adventurous girl protects
her island home with the help of a fiction
writer in this whimsical family film. Abigail
Breslin, Jodie Foster, Gerard Butler star.
(MV) PG-1:36. MAX Mar.6CDEH
NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE A hilarious
spoof of teen movies about a brainy girl
who becomes the subject of a bet between
two jocks. Jamie Pressly. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:29. HBO Mar.4,22 CDEH
OBSERVE AND REPORT Mall security
guard Seth Rogen clashes with a cynical
detective while trying to catch a flasher in
this dark comedy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:26.
MAX Mar.6,8,10,18,23,29CDEH
OMEN IV: THE AWAKENING Damien the
Antichrist lives on through his daughter
who is just learning to use her powers.
Starring Faye Grant. (AC,AL,V) TVPG/V,L,
D-1:37. MAX Mar.8,25,31 CSEH
OVER HER DEAD BODY Eva Longoria
Parker sparkles as a late bride-to-be who
comes back from the dead to sabotage her
ex-fiance’s new romance. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:35. HBOMar.1,4,10,14,23C5EH
P.S. I LOVE YOU A widow’s efforts to
survive the loss of her husband are aided
by the arrival of letters from him in the year
after his death. Hilary Swank. (AC,AL,BN)
PG13-2:06. MAX Mar.2,15,21CDEH
THE PACIFIC The premiere of HBO’s epic
new 10-part miniseries set in the Pacific
theater of WWII. Part 1: (AC,AL,GV) TVMA/
V,L-:52. HBO Mar.14,16,17,19,20,31 C
5EH; Part 2: (AC,AL,GV) TVMA/
V,L-:50. HBO Mar.21,23,24,26,27,31 C
5EH; Part 3: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,
S,L-:56. HBO Mar.28,30,31C5EH
PATRIOT GAMES Ex-C.I.A. man Jack Ryan
is drawn into a deadly revenge match with
rabid I.R.A. terrorists in this adaptation of
Tom Clancy’s novel. Harrison Ford. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:57. HBO Mar.3 CDEH
PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES Steve
Martin’s efforts to get home for Thanksgiving
are blocked by bad weather, bad
luck and John Candy in this comedy. (AC,
AL) R-1:32. MAX Mar.10,20CSEH
THE PRESIDIO A vicious murder forces a
homicide detective into an uneasy partnership
with his old boss in this crime drama.
Sean Connery, Mark Harmon. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:37. MAX Mar.2,17,27 CDEH
PRIDE AND GLORY A family of men rooted
in the NYPD find their bonds strained
during an investigation. Edward Norton and
Colin Farrell star. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-2:10.
MAX Mar.2,12,20,31 CDEH
PRINCE OF DARKNESS John Carpenter’s
shocker about a priest who teams up with
physicists to stop Satan’s spawn from
turning Earth into a living hell. (AL,GV) R-
1:41. MAX Mar.10,23 CSEH
THE PROMOTION Employees Seann
William Scott and John C. Reilly compete
for the top-shelf job in a new grocery
store in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:26.
HBO Mar.12,22,24 C5EH
PROXIMITY A prison inmate fights for his
life after he uncovers a victim's-rights
vigilante group that kills criminals. Starring
Rob Lowe, Jonathan Banks. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:26. MAX Mar.5 CDEH
RAPID FIRE A college student is drawn
into a violent drug war between the Mafia
and Asian gangs. Brandon Lee. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:35. HBO Mar.25 CDEH
THE REAL MCCOY Notorious former bank
robber Kim Basinger aids an old rival in this
riveting heist flick. Val Kilmer. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:45. HBO Mar.9,29 CSEH
REAL SEX 22 More cutting-edge sexuality,
including a visit to a Holland farmhouse that
serves fantasies to couples. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:47. HBO Mar.25CSEH
REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL
HBO’s Emmy®-winning sports magazine
series. (AL) TVPG/L-:58. HBO Mar.
16,18,20,22,24,25,28,29,30 CSE
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER Bill Maher’s
hit talk/comedy series. 174: (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.1,3 CSH;
175: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.5,7,
8,10 CSH; 176: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:57. HBO Mar.12,14,15,17 CSH;
177: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.19,
21,22,24CSH; 178: (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:57. HBO Mar.26,28,29,31 CSH
RECOUNT HBO Original Movie Kevin
Spacey stars in this look at the drama surrounding
the controversial 2000 presidential
election. (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-
1:56. HBO Mar.5,18,23 C5EH
REPORTER HBO Documentary Films A
profile of two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning
columnist Nicholas Kristof. (AC,V)
TV14/V,D-1:32. HBO Mar.2,7CSEH
REVOLUTIONARY ROAD Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet star in this acclaimed
drama about a young couple’s crumbling
marriage in 1955. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:59.
MAX Mar.5,11,16,22,28 CDEH
THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW HBO’s new
animated comedy series. 02: (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:24. HBO Mar.1,2C5EH; 03:
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:26. HBO Mar.5,7,8,9 C
5EH; 04: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:21. HBO
Mar.12,14,15,16 C5EH; 05:
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:24. HBO Mar.19,21,22,
23 C5E; 06: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:30.
HBO Mar.26,28,29,30 C5EH
RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS A young
woman is forced to replan her future when
she becomes pregnant in this drama. Drew
Barrymore, Steve Zahn. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:11. HBO Mar.12,25,29 CDEH
RIGHT AMERICA: FEELING WRONGED -
SOME VOICES FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
HBO Documentary Films Filmmaker
Alexandra Pelosi’s look at McCain-voting
conservative Americans. (AC,AL) TVPG/L,
D-:44. HBO Mar.10,22 CSEH
THE RIVER WILD A family’s rafting trip
takes a deadly turn when they encounter
two strangers asking for help in this thriller.
Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon. (AL,V) PG13-
1:51. HBO Mar.1,4,12,16 CSEH
ROAD TO DALLAS: PACQUIAO VS. CLOTTEY
An exclusive inside look at the upcoming
Manny Pacquiao vs. Joshua Clottey welterweight
title fight on PPV. (AL) TVPG/L-:27.
HBO Mar.6,7,8,9,11,12,13 CSEH
ROADS TO RICHES An L.A. newcomer and
a former child star become fast friends and
enemies in this drama. Rose McGowan,
Robert Forster, Kip Pardue. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:31. MAX Mar.9,29 CDEH
ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS Mel Brooks
puts his comic touch on the bandit of
Sherwood Forest in this spoof. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:44. HBO Mar.4,12 CSEH
ROBIN WILLIAMS: WEAPONS OF SELF
DESTRUCTION Robin Williams takes the
stage at Washington’s DAR Constitution
Hall for this stand-up special. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:30. HBO Mar.8,20 CDH
ROCK STAR Mark Wahlberg stars as the
singer of a heavy-metal cover band whose
dream of rock stardom becomes a reality.
Jennifer Aniston co-stars. (AC,AL,N) R-
1:46. MAX Mar.8,18,26 CDEH
THE ROCKER Embittered wannabe-rock
star Rainn Wilson gets a second chance to
hit the big time in this comedy. Christina
Applegate. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-1:42. HBO
Mar.2,6,15,19,24,30 C5EH
ROCKNROLLA A small-time con artist and
his pals attempt a real-estate ruse that
ensnares them in an ever-widening series
of scams. Gerard Butler stars. (AC,GL,GV)
R-1:54. HBO Mar.13,25 C5EH
ROGER CORMAN’S FRANKENSTEIN
UNBOUND A 21st-century scientist is
transported to the 19th century where he
runs into Frankenstein’s monster. (AC,V)
R-1:25. MAX Mar.5 CSEH
ROLE MODELS Misdemeanor stupidity
leaves Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd
doing community service as mentors to
kids in this comedy. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:39.
MAX Mar.6,11,16,21,26 CDEH
ROSEMARY’S BABY Mia Farrow is an
unsuspecting young wife carrying Satan’s
child in this 1968 horror classic. (AL,N,
RP,V) R-2:17. MAX Mar.17 CH
THE RULES OF ATTRACTION A group of
undergrads find themselves mutually attracted
to one another at a New England
university. James Van Der Beek. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:50. MAX Mar.17 CDEH
RUSSELL SIMMONS’ DEF COMEDY JAM
101 Comics: Damon Williams, Sean Larkins,
B-Phlat, TuRae. HBO’s hit stand-up comedy
show hosted by D.L. Hughley. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:29. HBO Mar.17 CDH
SAY IT ISN’T SO A young man is shocked
to discover that the love of his life might be
his sister in this riotous comedy. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:36. HBO Mar.7,19CDEH
SCHINDLER’S LIST Steven Spielberg's
unforgettable Holocaust drama about a
businessman who saved over 1,000 Jews
from the Nazis. Liam Neeson. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-3:15. MAX Mar.7,22 CSEH
SEMI-PRO Will Ferrell heads back to the
’70s as the player/coach/owner of a lousy
basketball team that is facing disbandment
in this comedy. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:31.
HBO Mar.1,10,20,27 C5EH
17 AGAIN Matthew Perry and Zac Efron
share the role of a middle-aged man who
magically turns back into a 17-year-old
hunk in this riotous comedy. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:42. HBO Mar.2,7C5EH
SEX AND THE CITY (THE MOVIE) Carrie
and the girls must lean on their friendship
more than ever as they face new issues
in this hit film. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-2:25.
MAX Mar.4,13,18,24,28 CDEH
SEX GAMES CANCUN Cancun is the
setting for passionate fulfillment in this
erotic series. 10: Wireless (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.14,31CSH;
11: Palm Job (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.
MAX Mar.14CSH; 12: Phone Tag (AC,
AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.4,29 C
SH; 13: When Cal Met Mona (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.4,29CSH
SEX GAMES CANCUN FEATURE Compilation
of episodes from this erotic series about
swingers in steamy Cancun. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:25. MAX Mar.3,30CSEH
SHOOT TO KILL FBI agent Sidney Poitier
and rough backwoodsman Tom Berenger
track a vicious killer across the wild woods
of the Pacific Northwest. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:50. MAX Mar.1,12,23 CSEH
SHORT TIME Dabney Coleman stars in this
dizzy crime comedy about a retiring cop’s
race to collect line-of-duty insurance to
pay for his son’s Harvard education. (AL,V)
PG13-1:37. HBO Mar.11 CDH
SHOWGIRLS An aspiring Vegas showgirl
stops at nothing to realize her dream in this
outrageous, controversial film. Elizabeth
Berkeley stars. (GL,N,RP,SC,V) NC17-
2:11. MAX Mar.2,15,26 CDEH
SHREK The animated smash hit about an
ornery ogre who is joined by a mischievous
donkey on a mission to rescue a princess.
Voices: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and
Cameron Diaz. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:30.
MAX Mar.3,12,20,30 CDEH
SIN CITY DIARIES FEATURE 02: Inside
Out Compilation of episodes from the
erotic series about Vegas high-rollers and
a sexy concierge. (AC,AL,MV,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:48. MAX Mar.13,22 CSH
THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING
PANTS 2 A new summer brings big
changes for four best friends linked by a
lucky pair of pants in this sequel. (AC)
PG13-2:00. MAX Mar.8,26CDEH
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY Abused
housewife Julia Roberts goes to extremes
to escape her homicidal ex-husband in this
gripping thriller. Patrick Bergin. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:38. HBO Mar.1,31 CDEH
SLINGSHOT The relationship between two
longtime con-artist pals takes a dark turn
when one falls in love. (AC,GL,MV) R-
1:30. MAX Mar.10,23 CDEH
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE Love and life in a
Mumbai slum inspire an Indian youth’s
amazing run on a popular TV game show in
this Oscar® winner. Dev Patel. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:01. HBO Mar.1,10,23C5EH
SOLO Mario Van Peebles is an android with
a conscience who uses body and soul to
tackle a Third World catastrophe. (AL,V)
PG13-1:34. MAX Mar.3,12,28CDEH
SPACE CHIMPS Get intergalactic with
three savvy chimps chosen for a cosmic
space mission in this animated family film.
G-1:21. MAX Mar.11 CDEH
SPEED RACER The classic animated series
explodes on the screen in this dazzling
live-action adaptation from the makers of
The Matrix trilogy. (AC,AL,V) PG-2:15.
HBO Mar.2,18,26,31 C5EH
SPIDER-MAN A spider bite transforms a
teen nerd into a web-slinging superhero.
Tobey Maguire. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:01.
HBO Mar.2,8,11,17,22,27 CDEH
STEPHEN KING’S THINNER A gypsy’s
curse causes an overweight man to lose
weight irreversibly in this thriller based on
the novel by Stephen King. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:32. MAX Mar.1,19,28 CSEH
STREET KINGS Keanu Reeves is a risktaking
detective investigating his expartner’s
murder amid a cloud of corruption
in this action film. (AC,AL,V) R-1:49.
MAX Mar.9,15,20,24,28 CDEH
SUBURBAN COMMANDO Galactic rogue
Hulk Hogan goes from deep space to the
suburbs in this cosmic comedy. (AC,AL,
MV) PG-1:31. HBO Mar.3,7,15CSH
SUGAR A young Dominican baseball talent
slides into American life when he is called
up to the minor leagues. Algenis Perez
Soto. R-1:54. HBO Mar.8,155EH
SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH 01: As Summer
Heights High School begins a new term,
we meet the primary subjects of this
series: Jonah, Mr. G. and Ja’mie. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:29. HBO Mar.6,19CSEH
THE SUN ALSO RISES Tyrone Power and
Ava Gardner star in this 1957 film about a
“lost generation” of Americans trying to
find themselves in 1920s Europe. (AC)
TVPG/D-2:10. MAX Mar.8 CSEH
SUSPIRIA Dario Argento’s horror classic
about a young woman who uncovers
diabolical doings at a dance academy.
(GV) R-1:33. MAX Mar.1,24 CSH
SWEET NOVEMBER A hard-charging exec
falls in love with a free-spirited woman
who starts a new affair each month. Keanu
Reeves, Charlize Theron. (AC,AL) PG13-
2:00. HBO Mar.5,24,29 CDEH
SWORDFISH John Travolta stars as a
super-secret villain who forces a paroled
hacker to help him pull off an enormous
job. Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:39. HBO Mar.5,13,24CDEH
T
THE TAILOR OF PANAMA Sleazy secret
agent Pierce Brosnan is banished to
Panama where he blackmails a tailor
(Geoffrey Rush) into helping him. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:50. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
TAKEN Liam Neeson becomes a one-man
killing machine after his daughter is
kidnapped by vicious slave-traders in this
gripping thriller. (AC,V) PG13-1:31. MAX
Mar.13,14,15,17,25,30 CDEH
TAXICAB CONFESSIONS: NEW YORK,
NEW YORK PART 3 HBO Documentary
Films HBO’s hit series heads back to the
Big Apple for more intimate nocturnal conversations
with real cab riders. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:59. HBO Mar.18,31CSEH
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE
BEGINNING The origins of Leatherface are
brought to gruesome life in this prequel to
the hit 2003 remake. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:31.
MAX Mar.4,13,22,31 CDEH
THESE THOUSAND HILLS Don Murray
plays an ambitious cowboy on the 1880s
frontier in this 1958 western. (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-1:36. MAX Mar.9CSEH
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING A moonshiner
and his girlfriend are chased through
Florida by a Mob enforcer. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:34. MAX Mar.12,22 CEH
TIN MEN Aluminum-siding salesmen
Danny DeVito and Richard Dreyfuss go to
war in this smart, funny comedy. (AC,AL)
R-1:52. MAX Mar.3,20,29 CSEH
TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. A Secret Service
agent stalks the counterfeiter who killed
his partner. William L. Petersen. (AL,GV,
N) R-1:56. MAX Mar.11,29CSEH
TOMMY BOY Chris Farley goes on the road
with snide underling David Spade to save
his late father’s auto-parts business in
this outrageous comedy. (AC,AL,BN)
PG13-1:37. HBO Mar.6,8 CSEH
TONY ROME Frank Sinatra is an ultra-cool
private eye whose newest case involving a
young girl and a missing gem is much
more than meets the eye. (AC,AL,V)
TVPG/V,L,D-1:50. MAX Mar.18CEH
TORA! TORA! TORA! The sneak attack on
Pearl Harbor is seen from both the U.S. and
Japanese points of view. Martin Balsam.
G-2:23. MAX Mar.19 CSEH
TOUGH ENOUGH Dennis Quaid plays an
aspiring country singer who fights his way
to the top in brutal “Toughman” contests.
Stan Shaw, Carlene Watkins, Pam Grier.
(AL,N,V) PG-1:46. MAX Mar.8CEH
TRAINING DAY Denzel Washington won
the Best Actor Oscar® for his performance
as a dirty cop who lures his rookie partner
into the fray. Ethan Hawke. (AC,AL,N,RP,
V) R-2:02. HBO Mar.6,22 CDEH
TROPIC THUNDER Ben Stiller directed and
stars in this comedy about an oblivious
group of actors who bumble through the
jungle during a shoot. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:47.
MAX Mar.6,12,16,21,29 CDEH
TRUE BLOOD An encore of Season Two
episodes of HBO’s smash-hit vampire
drama series. 13: Nothing But the Blood
(AC,AL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,S,L-:58. HBO
Mar.21 C5EH; 14: Keep This
Party Going (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-
:56. HBO Mar.28 C5EH
TRUE CONFESSIONS Two brothers, a
priest and a detective, find themselves at
the center of scandal following a front-page
murder. Robert De Niro, Robert Duvall. (AL,
GV,N) R-1:48. MAX Mar.26 CEH
TURBULENCE A serial killer takes control
of an airplane as it flies into a raging storm.
With Ray Liotta, Lauren Holly. (AL,V) R-
1:41. MAX Mar.3,21,26 CDEH
21 GRAMS The lives of three unwittingly
entwined characters collide after a jarring
crash. Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro. (AC,AL,
V) R-2:04. HBO Mar.17 C5EH
TWO FAMILY HOUSE A dreamer’s plan to
convert a two-family home into a home/
tavern takes a surprising turn. (AC,AL)
R-1:48. MAX Mar.8 CDEH
TWO-MINUTE WARNING Cops race to stop
a sniper as he targets the packed crowd
at a football game. Charlton Heston. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:55. MAX Mar.22 CEH
U
THE UCLA DYNASTY A look at the UCLA
Bruins’ remarkable reign as NCAA basketball
champs during the ’60s and ’70s. (AL)
TVPG/L-1:00. HBO Mar.31 CSEH
UNDER FIRE Three journalists in war-torn
Nicaragua find their lives and convictions
threatened. Nick Nolte, Gene Hackman. (AL,
BN,V) R-2:08. MAX Mar.10CSEH
THE UNINVITED A woman is haunted by
nightmarish visions and a venomous stepmother
upon her return from an institution
in this chilling remake. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:27. MAX Mar.2,8,12,20,25CDEH
UNKNOWN Five men awaken in a chemical
plant warehouse with no memory of how
they got there or why. Jim Caviezel, Greg
Kinnear, Joe Pantoliano. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:25. MAX Mar.6 CDEH
V
VALENTINE A killer stalks beautiful young
women on Valentine’s Day in this slick
slasher film. David Boreanaz. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-1:36. HBO Mar.30CDEH
W
THE WASH Rappers Dr. Dre and Snoop
Dogg play roommates who find themselves
at odds after they begin working together
in this raucous comedy. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-
1:37. MAX Mar.9,18,28 CDEH
WASTED Three high-school buddies are
reunited by the tragic death of a close
friend in this bittersweet drama. (AC,GL)
R-1:36. MAX Mar.4,13,30 CDEH
WELCOME HOME ROSCOE JENKINS
Egotistical talk-show host Martin Lawrence
gets brought back to Earth by a visit
with his family. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:54.
HBO Mar.3,8,11,16,20 C5EH
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS A wild Vegas
night leads to an ill-fated marriage for
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher in this
romantic comedy. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:39. MAX Mar.1,9,14,19,27CDEH
WHITE OLEANDER A teenage girl is
bounced through the foster care system
during her mother's imprisonment. Alison
Lohman, Michelle Pfeiffer. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:50. MAX Mar.10 CDEH
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? A screwball
rabbit is framed for murder and must
rely on a private eye to save him in this live
action/animated hit comedy. (AC,V) PG-
1:44. MAX Mar.7,12,24 CDEH
THE WOMEN Ensemble remake about NYC
women facing issues with family, friendship
and infidelity. (AC,AL) PG13-1:54.
HBO Mar.1,4,13,17,26,29C5EH
X
THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE Strange
kidnappings in an icy rural town prompt
Mulder and Scully to reunite to investigate.
David Duchovny. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:44.
MAX Mar.5,11,20,30 CDEH
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE Hugh
Jackman unleashes the claws of his mutant
alter ego in this tale that explores Wolverine's
dark genesis. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:47. MAX Mar.27,28,29,31CDEH
Y
YES MAN Saying “yes” becomes
infectious for ultra-negative bank loan
officer Jim Carrey in this comedy. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:44. HBO Mar.14 C5EH
YOU KILL ME Ben Kingsley plays an
alcoholic hit man sobering up and stumbling
upon love in this dark comedy. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:33. HBO Mar.12 CSEH
YOUNG GUNS II Billy the Kid is back to
take one last shot at changing the lie that
became a legend in this sequel. (AL,BN,V)
PG13-1:44. MAX Mar.3,20,25CSEH
ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES The sizzling
hot late-night series about the fantasy
stories on the blog of steamy erotic writer
Zane. 13: Curveball (GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,
L-:33. MAX Mar.5,7,9,10,13,21 CS
H; 14: Reactions (GL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:31. MAX Mar.12,14,16,17,20,21
CSH; 15: I Had a Bad Day (GL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:31. MAX Mar.19,21,
23,24,27CSH; 16: An Even Swap
Ain’t No Swindle (GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:30. MAX Mar.26,28,30,31 CSH
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"United 93" The horror and heroism of September 11, 2001, is seen from the perspective of the hijacked airplane that did not reach its intended target, thanks to a selfless group of passengers. Described by Variety as “taut, visceral and predictably gut-wrenching,” United 93 chronicles the flight as the four hijackers take control and steer a course of terror. While air-traffic controllers and military personnel scramble in the wake of planes slamming into the Twin Towers, the passengers of Flight 93 realize they are part of another suicide mission—and that they are the only hope to stop it. Written and directed by Paul Greengrass. United 93 has been seen on various HBO channels: HBO, HBO SIGNATURE, HBO LATINO and HBO HighDef.
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Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles premiered in 2008. End of the world to follow.
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Other movie listings this month:
American Movie Classics ... Turner Classic Movies ... A&E ... History Channel ... Starz Kids & Family ... Encore
Starz ... Starz in Black ... Starz Edge ... Starz Comedy ... Encore's Mystery ... Drama and Action Channels and Wam
Showtime ... Showtime Too ... Showtime's Flix Channel ... The Movie Channel ... Showtime Women and Sundance channel
Starz Cinema ... Starz HDTV ... Encore Westerns ... MoviePlex and Encore's Love Channel
SciFi Channel movies & TV-marathons ... USA Network movies

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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Trek movies, Doom (military unit vs. bloodthirsty mutants on Mars, based on the videogame), The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men), John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth), Twister (Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, technology vs. class 5 tornado), Robot Jox (giant robots of the apocalypse), Teen Wolf Too, The Island (two clones decide to escape from their island prison), Little Shop of Horrors (Rick Moranis, Steve Martin), The Goonies (Anne Ramsey vs. gang of kids for pirate treasure hidden in underground cavern), Cobra (Stallone), Sphere, and various comedy movies Many of the movie links on this page go to detailed movie reviews that originally appeared on Turner television networks or websites including TBS, TNT and Turner Movie Classics. Turner and HBO are Time-Life companies. HBO is one of the few TV networks remaining that does not currently brand programming with semi-transparent logos of the main network and each respective theme channel, let alone damned annoying animated ads for other programming across the bottom of the screen.

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