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THE ALZHEIMER’S PROJECT
Alzheimer's disease is the second-most-feared illness in America, after cancer. Is our anxiety justified? HBO presents this multi-part campaign that provides answers to many questions surrounding the disease. Featuring four HBO feature documentaries and a host of other specials on HBO’s various multi-media services, including HBO.com and HBO On Demand, this groundbreaking project will focus on Alzheimer's—including its causes, symptoms, treatments and possible cures— as well as the personal stories of those living with this terrible disease

THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
A widowed U.S. President finds love with a lobbyist. Michael Douglas, Annette Bening. (AC,AL) PG13-1:53

APPALOOSA
Everett Hitch and Virgil Cole are old friends...and old hands at running bad guys out of towns where they’re not wanted. Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen star as the mercenaries who let their guns do the talking in this gripping western. Hired as lawmen by the fearful elders of rural Appaloosa, the pair face off against a devious rancher who is as clever as he is evil. Renée Zellweger co-stars as a beguiling dame who steals Virgil’s heart...and lands in the middle of the conflict. Also with Jeremy Irons (as the villainous Randall Bragg), Timothy Spall and Lance Henriksen. (AC,AL,V) R-1:55.

THE ASTRONAUT FARMER
Many people have dreamed of rocketing into space, but for Charles Farmer, it’s a dream that he’s determined to turn into a reality...in his own backyard. Billy Bob Thornton stars as the gutsy Texas rancher who constructs a rocket in his barn with plans for an orbit around the earth. But can he even get the ship off the ground with federal agents and a press crush descending on him and his family? Virginia Madsen, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake Nelson co-star in this inspiring drama. Directed by Michael Polish; written by Mark Polish and Michael Polish. (AC,AL) PG-1:44. Showing on various other HBO channels

BABY MOMMA
Tina Fey brings belly laughs as an infertile exec rattled by her scatterbrained surrogate in this riotous comedy. At 37 and no longer prime for pregnancy, career-minded Kate (Fey) has one choice to have a child—sign on a surrogate! Enter Angie (Amy Poehler): a crass, gum-chewing gal from South Philly more familiar with junk food than fertility. With Kate finding Angie’s antics more maddening than motherly, can the mismatched moms-to-be conceivably live together until the baby’s birth? With Greg Kinnear, Dax Shepard, Romany Malco, Maura Tierney, Holland Taylor and Sigourney Weaver (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:39

BABYLON A.D.
Cold-blooded mercenary Vin Diesel undertakes a risky job to bring a “special” young woman from Eastern Europe to New York City in this action-thriller set in the near-future. Joined by the girl’s guardian and Diesel’s war buddy, the foursome survive an explosive train ride out of Kazakhstan, a deadly nightclub encounter in Vladivostok, a breathtaking snowmobile chase across the Bering Strait, and more on their way to the Big Apple--where further surprises await them. Michelle Yeoh, Melanie Thierry, Lambert Wilson and Mark Strong costar. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:30.

BODY OF LIES
Undercover C.I.A. agent Leonardo DiCaprio concocts an elaborate plan to flush out a terrorist from hiding in this action-thriller. Working under the radar in the Middle East, Roger Ferris (DiCaprio) communicates—and often clashes—with his U.S.-based boss (Russell Crowe), who coldly watches over the risky operation using an impressive technological set-up. Can they overcome their rocky relationship and stop an old-world madman before more innocent people are killed? Mark Strong, Golshifteh Farahani, Oscar Isaac and Simon McBurney co-star. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-2:08.

BORED TO DEATH
Meet Jonathan Ames: writer, romantic and unlicensed private detective. HBO presents this all-new comedy series that tells the story of this noirfiction-obsessed writer (played by Jason Schwartzman of Rushmore fame) who impulsively lists his gumshoe services on the Internet in the wake of a painful breakup. Each episode follows the quirky Jonathan as he is hired for a variety of amusing cases, which he pursues while avoiding working on his second novel and writing for the magazine run by his eccentric boss. How he solves anything is a mystery. Ted Danson (Cheers) and Zach Galifianakis co-star. SUNDAYS AT 9:30pm, ENCORE TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-:30.HBO

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
“A pounding, pulsating thriller that provides an almost constant adrenaline surge for nearly two hours” (Variety). The third installment in the “Bourne” series brings the story of rogue CIA agent Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) and his search for his true identity full circle. As he gets closer and closer to uncovering his forgotten past as part of a black ops team, the alwayslethal Bourne outwits the agency at every turn. But to them he is nothing more than a very dangerous loose string...and one that they plan to tie off permanently. Julia Stiles, David Strathairn and Scott Glenn co-star. (AC, AL,V) PG13-1:55.

BOY INTERRUPTED
This film tells the heartbreaking story of Evan Perry, a 15-year-old boy who jumped from his NYC bedroom window after a lifelong struggle with bipolar disorder. An official selection of the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, the documentary recounts Evan's life and death in the words of his parents, filmmakers Hart and Dana Perry, and others who knew him. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-1:32.

THE BRAVE ONE
“Spellbinding” Roger Ebert. Jodie Foster delivers one of her most riveting performances in this dark thriller about a talk-radio host who turns vigilante. Shattered by a brutal assault, Erica Bain (Foster) tries to put the pieces of her life back together. But it’s not until she guns down a crook in self-defense that she finally discovers an outlet for her rage—and a need to feed her appetite for revenge. Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt and Mary Steenburgen co-star. Directed by Neil Jordan; screenplay by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor and Cynthia Mort, story by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-2:02.

BREACH
FBI agent Robert Hanssen was a devoted man of God and family. But he had a dark side: selling top secret information to the Russians. Based on the shocking true events of 2001, this absorbing drama chronicles a two-month period in which a young FBI worker went to work for Hanssen—and found himself unraveling the worst security breach in U.S. history. Chris Cooper is superb as Hanssen; Ryan Phillippe co-stars as the agent-in-training who breaks the case open. With Laura Linney, Dennis Haysbert, Caroline Dhavernas, Gary Cole and Kathleen Quinlan. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:50

THE BUCKET LIST
Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman set out to accomplish a list of things to do before they kick in this engaging comedy. Meeting as roommates in the hospital where they are being treated for cancer, the polar opposites--Nicholson’s a filthy-rich tycoon, Freeman’s a working stiff--find common ground in their desire to go out with no regrets. Their solution? A wild road trip that takes them all around the world to see all the things they’ve never seen—and do all the things they’ve never done! Sean Hayes and Rob Morrow co-star. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A valley girl discovers her destiny lies in killing vampires in this horror/comedy. Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Paul Reubens, Donald Sutherland. (AL,V) PG13-1:25

BURMA VJ
Armed only with video cameras, a band of Burmese reporters face death to expose the repressive regime controlling their country in this 2009 Oscar®-nominee for Best Documentary Feature. Capturing images of 2007 demonstrations spearheaded by Buddhist monks, this group of video journalists risk torture, life in jail and even death to smuggle their footage out to the free world. 1:25. STARTS TUESDAY, APRIL 20

BURN AFTER READING
The Coen brothers meld sex, spies, lies, extortion and plastic surgery to form this darkly comic concoction that is “funny, sometimes delightful” (Roger Ebert). George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, Richard Jenkins and Brad Pitt head up the stellar cast of quirky characters--an angry, drunken former C.I.A. agent, two numbskull personal trainers and a doltish cheating husband, among them--whose screwball lives wind up intertwined in a bizarre plot full of dark and often comical turns. Written, produced and directed by Joel & Ethan Coen. (AC,AL,V) R-1:36

CHANGELING
Clint Eastwood’s intimate look at one angle of the notorious 1928 “Wineville Chicken Coop Murders” chronicles the ordeal of Christine Collins, a single mother whose joy at the finding of her son five months after his disappearance is destroyed by her realization that the boy is a fraud. Angelina Jolie delivers an Oscar®-nominated performance in this gut-wrenching drama about a mother’s search for her missing son. What follows is a story of one woman’s dogged determination to find her son and expose a corrupt police force at any cost. John Malkovich co-stars. (AC,AL,V) R-2:22

CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
He was a hard-partying Texas congressman whose socialite girlfriend inspired him to help Afghan freedom fighters. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in this fact-based tale about “Good Time Charlie” Wilson and how he brought his crazy plan—-providing weapons to the Afghans against their Russian invaders—-to fruition. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a renegade CIA agent who helps the duo. (AC,AL,BN) R-1:42

THE DARK KNIGHT
"The Dark Knight is pure adrenaline" (The Hollywood Reporter). The Caped Crusader is pushed to the limit by the diabolical Joker in this blockbuster action sequel. Christian Bale reprises his role as Bruce Wayne, millionaire playboy by day, masked avenger by night. When Gotham is overrun by the Joker--a cunning, but insane criminal mastermind--it's up to Batman to save the day. But this Joker is no laughing matter as he drives Batman and rest of the city's elite to the edge of madness. Michael Caine returns as Bruce's ever-faithful butler, and Heath Ledger is electrifying in his Oscar(R)-winning performance as the Joker. Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Morgan Freeman co-star. Directed by Christopher Nolan; screenplay by Jonathan & Christopher Nolan, story by Christopher Nolan & David S. Goyer based upon Batman characters created by Bob Kane. (AL,V) PG13-1:52

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (remake)
Klaatu...Barada...Nikto! The words made famous in the 1951 sci-fi classic must be uttered once again in this remake. Keanu Reeves stars as the alien Klaatu who arrives on Earth to eye-popping effect with a warning for mankind: stop poisoning the planet or face extermination at the hands of his massive robot/weapon Gort. Jennifer Connelly co-stars as awidowed scientist who may be the only hope for stopping Klaatu from making good on his devastating promise. Jaden Smith, John Cleese, Jon Hamm and Kathy Bates co-star (MV) PG13-1:44.

DEATH ON A FACTORY FARM, HBO Documentary Films

More than 10 billion animals are raised to wind up on American dinner plates each year. But because laws mandating humane treatment for these animals are weak and rarely enforced, animal-rights groups have turned to undercover investigators to help expose the abuse on these “factory farms.” In this follow-up to the 2006 film Dealing Dogs, directors Tom Simon and Sarah Teale reteam with animal-rights investigator “Pete” who goes undercover on an Ohio hog farm to explore allegations of animal cruelty. The late Paul Harvey said you must see this. Widescreen. (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-1:28

DEATH RACE
Prison inmates get behind the wheel of armament-laden cars to race for freedom—or death—in this gearjamming remake set in the not-so-distant future. Jason Statham (The Transporter series) stars as a man framed for the murder of his wife by a mysterious intruder. Sent to the fortress-like Terminal Island, he must compete in a deadly series of car races in which the winner gets his freedom...while the losers get fitted for a pine box! Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane and Joan Allen co-star. Written and directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. Remake of Roger Corman's Deathrace 2000 and Arnold Scwarzenegger's The Running Man (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:45

DEATH SENTENCE
Revenge sends a family man down a dangerous path in this stylish, “intensely gripping” (Variety) action-thriller. Kevin Bacon stars as the married father whose son is slain as part of a gang nitiation. Realizing the young perp will escape hard time, Bacon decides to deliver his own justice. The result is a bloodsoaked war between the vigilante, his criminal targets and their cold-blooded leader (Garrett Hedlund). Kelly Preston co-stars. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:46

A DOG YEAR
Jeff Bridges stars in a true story of two souls transformed through one unlikely alliance. The film tells the story of a 50-something writer in mid-existential crisis who impulsively agrees to adopt a high-strung border collie. The dog wreaks havoc on his suburban household, but a move to a rural farmhouse, combined with behavioral lessons from a real-life dog whisperer and her herd of sheep, slowly yields dividends for both the dog and his owner. (AC) TVPG/D-1:19.

DOOMSDAY
London, 2035. More than three decades after a deadly virus ravaged Scotland and turned Glasgow into a permanent quarantine zone, a young woman must return to find a cure when the virus rears its ugly head again. Rhona Mitra stars as the ultra-tough Eden Sinclair who enters Glasgow to find it a lawless hellhole whose inhabitants will stop at nothing for revenge against outsiders. Malcolm McDowell, Bob Hoskins. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:49

DR. SEUSS’ HORTON HEARS A WHO
The beloved Dr. Seuss tale of a big-hearted elephant who comes to the aid of a very small world is brought to colorful life in this animated feature. Jim Carrey is the voice of Horton, the portly pachyderm who hears a cry and finds it coming from a tiny planet called Who-ville--whose tiny Whos are completely unaware of the danger their miniscule size poses. Can Horton and the Who-ville mayor (voice of Steve Carell) prevent the potential tragedy when neither of their respective inhabitants believe their warnings? The supporting voice cast includes Will Arnett, Seth Rogen, Isla Fisher and Amy Poehler. G-1:26

DRAG ME TO HELL
Get ready for a descent into pure horror! Alison Lohman stars as a young bank loan officer who crosses a bitter old gypsy women—and finds herself cursed by an evil presence that will drag her into the fiery depths in three days...if she can’t find a way to stop the curse. Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao, David Paymer and Adriana Barraza co-star. Directed by Sam Raimi; written by Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi. (AC,AL,GV) PG13-1:39.

DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION
Seven legendary dragonballs hold infinite power for its possessor when joined together. Young teen Goku has one and embarks on a thrilling race to find the others before a centuries-old zealot can use them to obliterate Earth. Justin Chatwin stars in this sci-fi film based on the popular graphic novel series as the young martial artist trained by his grandfather for the brewing war against Lord Piccolo— a vindictive mystical menace plotting planetary eradication...if Goku and his pals cannot stop him first. Emmy Rossum, Jamie Chung and Chow Yun- Fat co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG-1:25.

EAGLE EYE
A frightening cyberterror frames two Chicagoans in a deadly plot and leaves them on the run from the law in this harrowing actionthriller. Forced to act by a mysterious caller who seems to be everywhere and can control everything around them—cell phones, traffic lights, trains, and more—innocent citizens Jerry (Shia LaBeouf) and Rachel (Michelle Monaghan) find themselves on a terrifying rollercoaster-ride. Can they unravel the hightech mystery before it costs them their lives? Rosario Dawson, Michael Chiklis, Anthony Mackie and Billy Bob Thornton co-star. (AL,V) PG13-1:58.

EASTBOUND & DOWN
Every kid has a great ballplayer they look up to. Kenny Powers is not that guy. As a rising baseball star, Kenny Powers had it all. But he threw it all away in a haze of hardliving and complacency. Only problem is: Kenny doesn’t know he lost it. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season One finale--of this all-new comedy series starring Danny McBride as the former pitcher who finds himself reduced to teaching Phys Ed at the North Carolina school he once attended. Wreaking havoc at work and at the home of his brother, Kenny plots his return to the majors...while trying to win back his old squeeze.

ENTOURAGE
After hitting a few speed bumps the past couple of years, Vincent Chase's career has kicked into high gear after his role in the latest Martin Scorsese film. But now that Vince is back on top, is it finally time for Eric, Drama and Turtle to step out of his shadow? Hit the gas for another electrifying season of Entourage, HBO's hit comedy series about a hot young actor and the three buddies he's brought with him from their hometown in Queens, NY. Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara and Jeremy Piven star. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27.

EVENT HORIZON
A space rescue crew enters a world of nightmarish evil when they happen upon a spaceship lost more than seven years earlier. Has it literally been to Hell and back? Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:36

EVERY F---ING DAY OF MY LIFE
On May 1, 2005, Wendy Maldonado, an Oregon mother of four, called 911 in hysterics. “I just killed my husband,” she confessed. When the operator asked how long her husband had abused her, Maldonado replied, “Every f---ing day of my life.” Wendy, along with her eldest son Randy, pleaded guilty to manslaughter. This film follows Wendy and her family in the few days before she begins a 10-year prison sentence for the crime. Alternately shocking and heartbreaking, the film tells the story of one woman’s fateful decision to make a new life for herself and her children at all costs, even her own freedom. (AC,AL,V) TV14/S,L-1:10

THE EXPRESS
His name was Ernie Davis. But when he stepped on the football field, he was known by one name: The Elmira Express. Dennis Quaid and Rob Brown star in this “inspiring” (Roger Ebert) drama about the spectacular Syracuse running back who became the first African American to win the Heisman Trophy® in 1961—before his untimely death just two years later. (AC,AL,V) PG-2:09

FAST & FURIOUS
Tragedy brings wanted hot rodder Vin Diesel back to L.A. where he and rogue FBI agent Paul Walker put the pedal-to-the-metal in this fourth film in the high-octane series. Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster also return for this installment as Diesel’s girlfriend and sister, respectively, in this lightning-fast thriller that’s packed with tirescreeching, metaltwisting action as the unlikely partners race to bring down a drug cartel. The supporting cast includes John Ortiz and Laz Alonso. Directed by Justin Lin, based on characters created by Gary Scott Thompson, written by Chris Morgan. (AC,AL, MV) PG13-1:47.

THE FIXER
At 24, Ajmal Naqshbandi was one of Afghanistan’s top “fixers”—aides who help the foreign media gain access to government officials, ordinary citizens, and armed rebels. This documentary focuses on the relationship between the young man and American journalist Christian Parenti as their paths converge and separate, with tragic results, over the course of six months. (AC,AL,V) TV14/V-1:24

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie moved to New York City to capitalize on their popularity as "New Zealand's 4th Most Popular Folk Parody Duo." Unfortunately, despite living as Big Apple bohemians for over a year, they still remain hopelessly out of place! Will the pair find excitement, romance and the elusive paying music gig in 2009? Find out in Season Two of the hit HBO comedy series as the boys resort to a variety of desperate tactics--prostitution, starting a gang and impersonating Simon & Garfunkel, among others--to jump-start their lives and career. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season Two finale--of the hit HBO comedy series that follows the boys and their hilariously desperate attempts to jump-start their lives and career. As usual, their efforts rarely yield dividends, but they do spawn laughs and tunes about life, love and the pursuit of the elusive music video. Widescreen.
THE FLOCK
For years, monitoring paroled sex offenders has been Errol Babbage’s business, protecting the local New Mexico community—by any force necessary. But as his skeptical superiors pass the torch to new agent Allison Lowry, a brash kidnapping shakes up Errol’s scheduled retirement. With evidence clearly planted to engage him in the case, Errol and Allison must put the pieces together and find a missing girl before it’s too late. Richard Gere and Claire Danes head up the cast in this compelling drama. (AC,AL,GV) R

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Full-frontal hilarity ensues when a sad-sack composer winds up at the same Hawaiian resort as his TV-star ex-girlfriend in this riotous comedy. Writer/star Jason Segel is Peter Bretter, a sensitive slacker who heads to Hawaii after being dumped by his celebrity ex—only to find she’s staying in the same place with her rock star boyfriend. It’s up to the resort’s good-natured staff--led by a perky desk clerk--to drag Peter out of his doldrums. Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis and Russell Brand co-star. Directed by Nicholas Stoller; written by Jason Segel (AC,GL,N) R-1:51

FORREST GUMP
The 1994 Oscar®-winning Best Picture with Tom Hanks as a man whose sweet innocence leads him on a journey of discovery through America of the ’60s and ’70s. (AC,N,V) PG13-2:22

FRIDAY THE 13th
Hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees lines up a new group of party-hearty youths for slaughter in this remake of the slasher classic. Jared Padalecki stars as a young man whose search for his missing sister brings him to Crystal Lake...just as a group of nubile coeds are setting up camp in Jason’s deadly hunting grounds. Danielle Panabaker, Aaron Yoo, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle and Derek Mears co-star. Directed by Marcus Nispel; screenplay by Damian Shannon & Mark Swift, story by Damian Shannon & Mark Swift and Mark Wheaton (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R-1:37.

FROST NIXON
"It's not illegal when the President does it." Three years after his presidency crashed down in scandal, Richard Nixon sat down for an extensive interview with TV host David Frost to set the record straight. What they made together was history. This compelling film chronicles the four interviews between the two desperate men— Frost gunning for mainstream success and Nixon in need of money. What followed was a gripping chess match that Nixon dominated until Frost put it all on the line in the final segment. Frank Langella and Michael Sheen star in this acclaimed film that earned five Oscar® nominations including Best Picture. (AC,GL) R- 2:02.

FUNNY GAMES
A family vacation takes a nightmarish turn in Michael Haneke’s harrowing remake of his 1997 shocker. Naomi Watts and Tim Roth star as the couple who are taken hostage along with their son by two hooligans who subject the family to a sadistic series of torments. Michael Pitt co-stars. (AC,GL,GV) R-1:52

GEORGE CARLIN: IT'S BAD FOR YA
Let’s cut the crap. The indefatigable carmudgeon George Carlin continues to set the standard by which stand-up comedians are judged, with relentless routines that rip society's most sacred taboos and institutions. In his 14th solo special for HBO, Carlin unveils his latest catalogue of comic complaints, originally broadcast live on 3/1/08 from Santa Rosa, CA. Filled with the comic's deadon-funny insights, IT’S BAD FOR YA features his takes on such issues as the advantages of being old; euphemisms associated with dead people; self-esteem obsessions; child worship; stupidity; superstitions; and above all, our abnormal preoccupation with BS, i.e., "stuff that's bad for ya!" An HBO® Comedy Special (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:09.
GEORGE LOPEZ: TALL, DARK & CHICANO
George Lopez has already proven to HBO viewers that he is indeed America’s Mexican. Now, he returns in his second HBO special that’s sure to generate plenty of live heat this summer! Well known as the co-creator, writer, producer and star of the hit sitcom George Lopez, the multi-talented actor/ comedian steps in front of a packed arena crowd at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas for this live stand-up special that will feature material from his current U.S. tour. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:30

GET SMART
Steve Carell brings screwball secret agent Maxwell Smart to life in this hilarious update of the TV series. Joined by snappy sidekick Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway), Smart must live up to his name for once when his co-workers at the U.S. spy agency CONTROL become compromised by the devious plans of KAOS and its nefarious leader. Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp and James Caan costar in this hit comedy that Roger Ebert called “funny, exciting, preposterous, great to look at, and made with the same level of technical expertise we’d expect from a new Bond movie.” MV) PG13-1:50

GHOST TOWN
A proctological mishap leaves uptight dentist Ricky Gervais as a medium between the living and the dead in this riotous comedy. Suddenly, the everaggravated loner is inundated with ghosts who desperately want to use him to communicate with their loved ones. But just as he’s about to be driven over the edge, he meets a spirit named Frank...along with his lovely and very much alive former wife. Téa Leoni co-stars as the lonely lass who lures the cranky misanthrope out of his shell—much to late husband Greg Kinnear’s chagrin! Also with Billy Campbell. (AC,AL) PG13-1:42

THE GOLDEN COMPASS
A young girl undertakes a perilous Arctic journey in this mystical adventure film based on the popular British book series. Set in a parallel England, society is ruled by a daunting body known as the Magisterium--and children are rapidly disappearing. Young orphan Lyra is comfortably cared for at a university, but when her best friend suddenly vanishes, Lyra--armed with a unique compass that can reveal truth--sets out on a daring mission to save lives, souls and possibly the universe. Nicole Kidman (Bewitched) co-stars as the precarious Mrs. Coulter who leads Lyra to the arctic region. (MV) PG13-1:53.

GRAN TORINO
Crusty widower Clint Eastwood forms an unlikely bond with his Asian neighbors in a gang-infested Detroit neighborhood in this gripping drama. Walt Kowalski (Eastwood) is a retired autoworker and Korean war veteran whose solitary life consists of caring for his pristine 1972 Gran Torino and uttering an endless array of racist remarks. When gang tactics leave a naive teen in Walt’s debt, a surprising relationship develops that changes the curmudgeon’s life forever. Directed by Clint Eastwood; screenplay by Nick Schenk, story by Dave Johannson & Nick Schenk. (AC,AL,V) R-1:56.

HAIRSPRAY
Rousing film version of the hit musical about a teen who becomes a dance sensation. “Hairspray is just plain fun” (Roger Ebert). The smash Broadway musical based on John Waters’ unforgettable 1988 film comes to the big screen once again in this rousing and heartfelt Golden Globe nominee for Best Picture–Musical or Comedy. The streets of Baltimore are paved with song as sweet-natured, high-haired teen Tracy Turnblad learns some funky new dance moves that launch her to stardom. John Travolta heads up the cast. (AC,AL) PG-1:56.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
The challenges facing young wizard Harry Potter grow darker and more dangerous in this fifth installment in the acclaimed film series based on J.K. Rowling’s award-winning books. Fearing the devious Voldemort has returned with another devilish plan, Harry and his friends must convince the Ministry of Magic to believe them before it’s too late. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Ralph Fiennes, Michael Gambon and Brendan Gleeson star. Directed by David Yates; screenplay by Michael Goldenberg, based on the novel by J.K. Rowling. (V) PG13-2:18.

HARD KNOCKS: TRAINING CAMP WITH THE CINCINNATI BENGALS
Buckle up your chin strap for a new season of Hard Knocks! The Cincinnati Bengals are a talented NFL team with a solid mix of playmakers and draftees. Led by veteran coach Marvin Lewis and dreams of a playoff-bound 2009 season, the team’s journey begins with training camp—a grueling fiveweek odyssey in which players vie for spots on the team’s 54-man roster. Among the key players followed in this five-part, all-access series are QB Carson Palmer, flamboyant WR Chad Ochocinco, Cedric Benson, and many others. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
A group of Baltimore men and women shine a light on the complexities of coupling in this romantic comedy. From flirtatious first dates with no follow-up to commitment-phobes to affairs, this funny, endearing film follows the pals through the modern mating matrix where sexy signals are routinely misread, and may be summed up with one simple phrase: he’s just not that into you. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long head up an all-star cast. (AC,AL) PG13-2:09

HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY
The surly, burly, cigar-chomping Hellboy is back to do battle with a villain who is about to awaken a massive mechanical army in this butt-kicking sequel. Ever the reluctant (and destructive) hero for the government's Bureau of Paranormal Research & Defense, Hellboy (Ron Perlman) and his team face their greatest threat yet: a menacing elf prince whose long-simmering rage at humanity's treatment of the planet prompts him to unleash the ferocious Golden Army as revenge. Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor, Seth MacFarlane and John Hurt co-star. Directed by Guillermo Del Toro, based upon the Dark Horse Comic Book created by Mike Mignola, story by Guillermo Del Toro & Mike Mignola (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:19

THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2
“The hills are alive again with the sound of mutants” (The Hollywood Reporter). Following the hit 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes comes this shocking sequel that leaves an unprepared squadron of National Guard trainees in the deadly desert lair of the murderous miscreants. Battling the rugged terrain and their clashing personalities, the overmatched recruits are slaughtered in grisly fashion one by one as they try to escape the horrifying creatures— residents of the remote region who were left hideously deformed by nuclear testing. Michael McMillian, Jacob Vargas, Flex Alexander and Jessica Stroup star. (AC,AL,GV,RP) R-1:30.

THE HITCHER
A killer hitchhiker thumbs his way across the Southwest leaving a bloody trail of human roadkill in his wake in this harrowing remake. Sean Bean. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:25.

HITMAN
He was raised from childhood to become a killer...and now he is the best at it. Meet Agent 47: the most deadly assassin in an international murder-for-hire organization. After completing his latest mission to take out the Russian president, 47 is stunned when the man resurfaces very much alive. What follows is a thrilling adventure in which 47 finds himself on the wrong end of a planned hit as he tries to get to the bottom of the mystery. Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott star. Directed by Xavier Gens; written by Skip Woods, based on the Eigos game Hitman. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:33

HOTEL FOR DOGS
A scruffy hotel becomes a real live animal house for two kids and a multitude of mutts in this “sweet, innocent family movie” (Roger Ebert) based on the book. Foster-care kids Andi and Bruce are placed in a pet-free home which poses a big problem: where can they keep Friday, their friendly terrier? The answer comes in an empty hotel they fix into a fetching place for their pooch...and soon, a whole host of strays from around the city! Starring Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin, Kyla Pratt with Lisa Kudrow, Kevin Dillon and Don Cheadle. (MV) PG-1:40.

HOUSE OF SADDAM
Saddam Hussein was the most vilified dictator of our generation, a man whose allconsuming desire to impose his will on Iraq and its neighbors led to two wars with the U.S., and finally, his capture and execution. This four-hour HBO miniseries reveals the private world of the Iraqi dictator and his inner circle. Over 27 years, he rose from peasant origins to the highest office in Iraq, consolidating his power by executing anyone who posed a threat—real or imagined. Igal Naor stars as Saddam. Widescreen (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-1:57

HOW TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA
In the bohemian subculture of downtown NYC, two pals plot a series of entrepreneurial strategies to shortcircuit the traditional route to success—and achieve the American Dream on their own terms. Bryan Greenberg and Victor Rasuk star in this all-new HBO comedy series that focuses on the adventures of aspiring designer Ben and his free-spirited best friend Cam—a wouldbe mogul committed to getting Ben back in the game after a bad breakup. Lake Bell, Jason Pendergraft, Scott “Kid” Mescudi, Shannyn Sossamon, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Martha Plimpton and Luis Guzman co-star. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:28.

I AM LEGEND
Three years after a virus has decimated humanity, Robert Neville is the last man alive in New York City...but he’s not the only living thing there. Will Smith stars as the military scientist who journeys throughout Gotham by day, but shutters himself in by night—to protect himself from the murderous mutants that lurk in the shadows. But as he closes in on a cure for the virus, Neville must deal with a twist in the behavior of the crafty creatures—as well as his own increasingly fragile mental state. Alice Braga and Dash Mihok co-star in this blockbuster thriller filmed twice before, as Omega Man (Charlton Heston) and Last Man On Earth (Vincent Price). (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40

ICE AGE 3: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS
The prehistoric pals trade the permafrost for paradise in this third adventure in the Ice Age series. As Manny the Mammoth and his woolly wife prep for parenthood, Sid the Sloth decides to join his furry friend by fathering a trio of snatched eggs...which soon hatch into dinosaurs! It isn’t long before Mama T-Rex turns up looking for her tots and ends up leading the pack of glacial mates to a vibrant climate under the ice where dinos rule. “The best of the three films...” (Roger Ebert). Featuring the voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Josh Peck and Queen Latifah. (MV) PG- 1:34.

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
The not-so-jolly green giant is back--and he needs more angermanagement lessons than ever—in this explosive take on the comic book. Edward Norton stars as Bruce Banner, a scientist whose groundbreaking experiments turn him into the raging green behemoth every time his pulse rate goes up. With his girlfriend’s Army General father trying to capture him, Banner desperately races to find a cure for his curse...but not before he faces a gung-ho soldier who has been given a dose of the concoction himself. Liv Tyler and Tim Roth co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:52.

IN TREATMENT
Golden Globe®-winner Gabriel Byrne returns for an all-new season of HBO's acclaimed drama series. Set within individual psychotherapy sessions, In Treatment once again centers on Dr. Paul Weston (Byrne), who has divorced his wife and moved from Maryland to Brooklyn, NY. As Season Two progresses, Paul begins to rebuild his practice with a group of intriguing new patients while continuing to wrestle with the demons he left behind—which send him back to Maryland for his own sessions with Dr. Gina Toll (Dianne Wiest). Widescreen. (AC,AL) TVMA-:28. HBO

INKHEART
What if you could materialize the imagined worlds depicted in books by merely reading aloud? For one fictionloving father, that power is very real. Brendan Fraser stars in this outof- this-world fantasy film as a Silvertongue, a man whose audible reading can bring literature to life, but at a perilous price. As daunting characters roam the real world, a loved one is left trapped inside an ancient tome titled Inkheart, forcing the daring dad on a fantastic mission with his preteen daughter in tow. Also with Paul Bettany, Helen Mirren and Jim Broadbent. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:48

JOE BUCK LIVE
Get ready for a sports show with a fresh new spin! HBO Sports presents this live new quarterly series hosted by acclaimed sportscaster Joe Buck. Utilizing a live studio audience, each one-hour show will include live interviews, panel discussions, prerecorded features and a few surprises. In the premiere edition, Buck will focus on sports and celebrity as superstar athletes deal with a constant spotlight in an era of internet reporting, sports talk radio, commercial endorsements and the glare of continuous coverage. (AL) TVPG/L-:57.

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (2007)
Jules Verne’s sci-fi classic is brought to stunning life in this epic adventure about a trio of explorers who discover a pathway to Earth’s core. Brendan Fraser is a handsome seismological expert who treks to Iceland with his surly nephew and a gorgeous mountain guide to prove his missing brother’s theory of the existence of volcanic tubes into Earth. What they discover is an amazing and wildly dangerous world of monsters and mayhem. Josh Hutcherson and Anita Briem co-star. Directed by Eric Brevig; screenplay by Michael Weiss and Jennifer Flackett & Mark Levin. (MV) PG-1:33.

JUMPER
Ready to take one giant leap? For one young man, that idea takes on a wild new meaning. Hayden Christensen stars as the youth whose ability to teleport enables him to become a wealthy globetrotter. But it’s a skill that also attracts the attention of the Paladins—a secret organization dedicated to eliminating Jumpers from existence. Costarring Jamie Bell, Rachel Bilson, Michael Rooker, Annasophia Robb, Max Thieriot with Diane Lane and Samuel L. Jackson. Directed by Doug Liman; screenplay by David S. Goyer and Jim Uhls and Simon Kinberg, based on the novel by Steven Gould. (AL,MV) PG13-1:28.

JUNO
An unexpected pregnancy sends a wise-cracking teen down an unusual path in this hit comedy that earned four Oscar® nominations. Best Actress nominee Ellen Page stars as the quirky Juno who decides to give the baby up for adoption. But as the months count down toward the big day and she grows closer to the young couple she has chosen to adopt the child, Juno comes to some eye-opening realizations that will change her perspective forever. Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Allison Janney and J.K. Simmons costar in this “very smart, very funny and very touching” (Roger Ebert) tale. (AC,AL) PG13-1:36.

JURASSIC PARK
Steven Spielberg brings dinosaurs to stunning life in this epic thriller. Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:06.

KNOCKED UP
He’s a scraggly slacker with a penchant for pot; she’s a TV reporter who has just gotten her big break. Their chance meeting leads to a booze-fueled roll in the hay...and a big shock when she discovers she’s pregnant. Can these two polar opposites put their differences aside and learn to raise a baby? They have nine months to find out! Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl star in this comedy hit. (AC,AL,BN) R-2:09.

KING FU PANDA (animated)
A portly panda becomes the unlikely kung-fufighting guardian of a peaceful valley in this “imaginative” (San Francisco Chronicle) animated hit. It’s time for a new Dragon Warrior to be chosen and five contenders stand before the great (and possibly senile) temple master. To the shock of everyone, he picks an overweight noodle-selling panda named Po who finds an inner strength he never knew he had—even as he prepares to take on the evil Tai Lung in a kung-fu battle! With the voices of Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Ian McShane, Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu. (MV) PG-1:32.

LAND OF THE LOST
Screwball quantum paleontologist Will Ferrell and three companions time warp back to the prehistoric age in this comical adventure based on the cult 1970s TV series. Danny McBride, Anna Friel and Jorma Taccone star as Ferrell’s cohorts whose routine expedition winds up leaving them in a primitive world of dinosaurs, cave-dwelling lizards, ape-like creatures and hungry mosquitoes. Directed by Brad Silberling; written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s Land of the Lost. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:42.

LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
A couple seeks revenge on the criminals who attacked their daughter in this shocking remake of the 1971 cult classic. Away for the summer with her parents at their idyllic vacation house, young Mari Collingwood and her friend cross paths with depraved thug Krug and his family, where things take a violent turn. In an ironic twist, Krug and company wind up taking shelter with the Collingwoods, unaware that Mari’s wholesome parents know what has happened to their little girl...and plan to make the fiends pay for it in blood. Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potter star. (AC,GL,GV,N,RP) R- 1:50.

THE LIFE & TIMES OF TIM
Welcome back to the twisted animated world of Tim. HBO presents 2010's Season Two of creator/writer/producer/star Steve Dildarian’s adults-only animated series about an average guy who can’t seem to catch a break. On the surface, Tim is a nice, even-keeled New Yorker who seeks success at work and happiness in his relationship with his girlfriend Amy. But in Tim’s world, the simplest day-to-day decisions always seem to get in his way thanks to his habit of befriending a collection of bizarre and unreliable characters. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29.

MADASCAR 2: ESCAPE TO AFRICA
The fur-brained escapees from the Central Park Zoo continue their wild overseas adventure in this animated sequel. Still in Madagascar, Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe and hefty hippo Gloria attempt to get back to their luxurious Gotham digs. Instead, their madcap flight lands them in Africa for an adventure in which they encounter hunters, tourists and even wild versions of their own species! The all-star voice cast features Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric Kyles a.k.a. Cedric The Entertainer and Andy Richter. (MV) PG-1:29. HBO

MAMMA MIA!
A bride-to-be reunites her mother with three former suitors in an effort to find her father in this adaptation of the smash-hit musical featuring the music of ABBA. Meryl Streep straps on her dancing shoes as mother-of-the-bride Donna, a free spirit running a hotel and raising daughter Sophie in the Greek islands. But as Sophie’s nuptials near, the fatherless lass desires her biological pop to properly give her away—and invites three paternal prospects from her mom’s wild past! With Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgard, Julie Walters, Dominic Cooper, Amanda Seyfried and Christine Baranski. (AC,MV) PG13-1:49.

MARLEY & ME
He was the cute puppy dubbed “the world’s worst dog” by his owner John Grogan. But yellow lab Marley wagged his way into the writer’s heart and inspired a career chronicling their unruly, yet often riotous relationship. Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston star in this family film following the Grogans as they married, moved and met Marley: a cute canine with a hilarious destructive streak who deeply impacted the next decade of their lives. Eric Dane and Alan Arkin co-star. Directed by David Frankel, based on the book by John Grogan, screenplay by Scott Frank and Don Roos. (AC,MV) PG-1:56.

MATINEE
A young boy is overjoyed when his favorite filmmaker arrives in Key West to make a movie in this spoof of William Castle and his monster movies. William Schallert even reprises the kind of roles he played in 1950s movies about mutant ants. John Goodman, Jesse White, Robert Picardo. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:39.

MAX PAYNE
In the dank underbelly of an urban nightscape, a lone man steps out of the shadows, hell-bent on revenge. His name is Max Payne. From the popular videogame comes this stylish action-thriller starring Mark Wahlberg as the loner cop who vows to avenge the murders of his wife and child. Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges and Olga Kurylenko co-star. No relation to the Marlon Wayans comedy Major Payne. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40.

MIRRORS
Supernatural terror reflects into the life of a night watchman at a burned-out department store in this scary remake of the Korean hit Into the Mirror. Kiefer Sutherland stars as the disgraced former NYPD cop with a drinking problem who is forced to take the night-duty job. If the charred halls aren’t eerie enough, Sutherland must contend with a vast number of haunted mirrors that unleash an evil force on his life—and threaten the lives of his family. Can he solve the mystery of the building’s past before it’s too late? This is no night at the museum! Paula Patton and Amy Smart co-star. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-1:51.

MISS MARCH
What do you do when you awaken after four years in a coma to find out that the girl you’ve been saving yourself for has become a centerfold? Road trip to the Playboy Mansion! Best friends since birth, Tucker (the party-hearty womanizer) and Eugene (the once-comatose virgin) race to Bunny heaven in a raunchy and misguided effort to win back the love of Eugene’s life...or at least score in the process. Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore star in this screwball comedy that takes the term “gross-out” to new heights. With Craig Robinson and Hugh M. Hefner as himself. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:30.

MONSTERS VS. ALIENS (Dreamworks animation)
A nearly 50-foot tall woman leads a gaggle of other 1950s throwback monsters into battle against an evil alien and his robotic sidekick in this animated comedy. With her wedding day ruined by a meteor strike that leaves her 49 feet, 11 inches tall, the newly dubbed Ginormica is shipped off to a secret government prison for monsters. But when Earth comes under attack, only Ginormica and her new friends— B.O.B. the Blob, bugheaded Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D., amphibious mutant The Missing Link, and monstrous larvae Insectosaurus— can stop them. Reese Witherspoon leads the voice cast. (MV) PG-1:34.

MR. MAGORIUM’S WONDER EMPORIUM
Dustin Hoffman (Tootsie) is the oddball owner of an old toy store with wild, enchanting wares in this family film. Natalie Portman. G-1:34.

MR. WOODCOCK
“Letting go” of a hellish past is what made John Farley a best-selling self-help author. But when he finds out that the source of that past—a mean-spirited gym teacher—is about to marry his mother, the only thing he’s ready to let go of is his rage! “Billy Bob Thornton is in full Bad Santa mode” (Roger Ebert) as Woodcock, with Seann William Scott as the hapless Farley. Susan Sarandon co-stars. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28.

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR
Intrepid explorer Brendan Fraser awakens an evil 2,000-year-old emperor and his undead army in Shanghai in this third film in the Mummy series. Jet Li is the shapeshifting emperor who joins forces with a devious general in a quest for power and revenge unless Fraser—with help from an immortal sorceress and an army of skeleton warriors—can stop him first. Roger Ebert calls it, “the best in the series.” Maria Bello, John Hannah, Russell Wong, Liam Cunningham, Luke Ford, Isabella Leong and Michelle Yeoh co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:54.

NIGHTS IN RODANTHE
A shorefront inn houses romance for reluctant lovers Diane Lane and Richard Gere in this drama based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Hurt by her husband’s betrayal, Adrienne (Lane) takes up an offer to care for a friend’s Rodanthe resort and consider her messedup marriage. But she isn’t alone: a handsome surgeon has sought out the resort for his own reflection. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37.

NIM'S ISLAND
An adventurous girl protects her island home with the help of a fiction writer in this whimsical family film based on the novel. Life is literally a Pacific paradise for young Nim Rusoe who resides on a lush secluded island, equipped with a fully modern treehouse. But when her scientist father fails to return from an aquatic expedition, Nim strives to keep their special coastal home in safe hands—and seeks mainland assistance by way of a letter to her favorite author. Starring Abigail Breslin, Jodie Foster and Gerard Butler. (MV) PG-1:36.

THE NINE LIVES OF MARION BARRY
Many remember Marion Barry as the philandering, drugaddled mayor of Washington, D.C., who was caught smoking crack in a 1990 FBI sting. Yet others know him as a folk hero, a civil-rights champion and defender of the poor. Who is the real Marion Barry? This captivating film looks for answers as it illuminates the rise, fall and improbable rise again of the four-time mayor. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-1:18.

THE NO. 1 LADIES’ DETECTIVE AGENCY
As a girl growing up in the African nation of Botswana, Precious Ramotswe was encouraged to follow her dreams. Now in her mid-30s, she is doing just that, embarking on a career as a detective. Grammy®- winning singer/songwriter Jill Scott stars in this all-new HBO drama series that chronicles her crusade for justice, one case at a time. Based on the best-selling novels by Alexander McCall Smith, the show tells the story of this woman who bucks daunting odds by opening her country’s first and only female-owned detective agency. Widescreen. (AC) TVPG/D-1:49.

THE PACIFIC
From Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg and Gary Goetzman—the producers behind the Emmy®-winning HBO miniseries Band of Brothers®—comes this epic 10-part miniseries based on the true stories of World War II Marines. Focusing on the intertwined odyssey of Robert Leckie (James Badge Dale), Eugene Sledge (Joe Mazzello) and John Basilone (Jon Seda), The Pacific follows these heroic men and their brothers-in-arms through the first battle on Guadalcanal, into the rain forests of Cape Gloucester and strongholds of Peleliu, across the bloody sands of Iwo Jima and Okinawa and, finally, to their triumphant but uneasy return home. SUNDAYS AT 9PM/8C, ENCORE PLAYS TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS (AC,AL,N,GV) TVMA/V,S,L- :56.

PRIDE & GLORY
A botched raid takes down four officers, and sets the NYPD unit up for scrutiny, in this compelling drama. Edward Norton stars as the detective who reluctantly leads the inquiry—his brother headed the raid—but finds staunch interference from brother-in-law and fellow cop Colin Farrell and his detective chief father (Jon Voight). Also with Noah Emmerich and Jennifer Ehle. (AC,AL,V) R-2:10.

PROM NIGHT IN MISSISSIPPI
In 1997, actor Morgan Freeman offered to pay for the senior prom at Charleston High School in Mississippi, on one condition: it had to be racially integrated. His offer was ignored. Ten years later, he offered again—and this time, the school board accepted. HBO presents this film that follows the efforts of students as they prepare for the groundbreaking dance. (AL) TV14/L-1:29.

THE REPORTER, HBO Documentary Films
Nicholas Kristof is part of a vanishing breed of intrepid journalists who bear witness to unbearable global catastrophes. This documentary profiles the two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist as he goes on location for his latest assignment: a perilous trip to war-ravaged east Congo. Filmmaker Eric Daniel Metzgar puts the viewer in Kristof’s pocket, revealing the man and his methods, and just how and why real reporting is vital to our democracy, our world awareness and our capacity to be a force for good. (AC,V) TV14/V,D-1:32.

THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW
Everyone knows the hilarity that Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant have wrought between The Office and Extras. But is the world ready for the man who intrigues these two comedic geniuses, Karl Pilkington? Based on the long-running audio podcast, this all-new HBO comedy series sets the spontaneous musings of the trio to animation. Each episode utilizes material recorded in the podcasts (including “Monkey News”), with their animated likenesses morphing into depictions of Pilkington’s madcap theories. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:24.

ROBIN WILLIAMS: WEAPONS OF SELF DESTRUCTION
In a world of few true originals, there is only one Robin Williams. Starting Sunday, December 6, HBO viewers will get a front-row seat for this comedy icon’s first TV concert in seven years. Taped before a live audience at the DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C., this solo show is the culmination of Williams’ sold-out U.S. tour. Topics include his recent open-heart surgery, politics, the current economic crisis, dealing with new technologies, choosing between Chicago and Rio for the upcoming Olympics, drugs in sports, signs that you are an alcoholic, and much more. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:30.HBO

THE ROCKER
Robert “Fish” Fishman (Rainn Wilson) was the drummer of a hair metal band until his mates ditched him to land a record contract. When his nephew’s band needs a fill-in on the skins, Fish helps him out...and rediscovers the flamboyant (and often naked) rock star within! Christina Applegate, Jeff Garlin, Josh Gad, Teddy Geiger and Emma Stone co-star. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-1:42.

ROCK'N'ROLLA
A small-time con artist and his pals attempt a ruse that ensnares them in an ever-widening series of scams and situations in this “cleverly constructed, sensationally stylish and often darkly hilarious” (Variety) action opus from writer/director Guy Ritchie. Gerard Butler stars as the scammer with big dreams whose gang gets conned by gangster Tom Wilkinson. (AC,GL,GV) R-1:55.

RUSH HOUR 3
Mismatched lawmen Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker reteam for another wild adventure in this sequel. This time, the attempted assassination of the Chinese ambassador in L.A. reunites Hong Kong Inspector Lee (Chan) and moter-mouthed LAPD screwball Carter (Tucker). Together, the pair chases the bad guys and an envelope of incriminating evidence from L.A. to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, leaving a path of hilarity and destruction in their wake. (V) PG13-1:31.

SECRET LIFE OF BEES
Running from a life of abuse and racism, a 14-year-old girl and her best friend are taken in by a kind-hearted beekeeper and her sisters in this “enchanting” (Roger Ebert) adaptation of the bestseller. Set in the South in 1964, the film stars Queen Latifah as the matronly honey-maker who opens her home—and her heart—to the desperate young women, played superbly by Dakota Fanning and Jennifer Hudson. Alicia Keys and Sophie Okonedo co-star. (AC,MV) PG13-1:50

17 AGAIN
At 17, Mike O’Donnell is a senior-high hoops star with a high-school sweetheart and a stellar future. At 37, Mike’s a miserable dad in a mediocre career dreaming of a life redo. With a little magic, he might get that chance. Matthew Perry and Zac Efron share the role of the middle-aged Mike who magically turns back into a 17-year-old babe. But being a modern-day teen isn’t without complications, as Mike discovers while connecting with his kids in school...and rekindling romance with his wife. Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon and Michelle Trachtenberg co-star. (AC, AL,MV) PG13-1:42.

SEX AND THE CITY (THE MOVIE)
Break out the Cosmos: Carrie and the girls are back! Picking up four years after HBO’s hit comedy series, this film follows Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda on their newest adventures in New York City and beyond. With the foursome facing various crises—marital troubles, pre-marital troubles, location troubles, even bowel troubles—they are forced to lean on their friendship more than ever! Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon reprise their roles from the series. Also with Jennifer Hudson & Candice Bergen and Chris Noth. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-2:25.

SHREK THE THIRD
The motley green ogre has to deal with some new responsibilities—including fatherhood and a possible kingship—in this third installment in the series. For a guy who loves the swamp life, Shrek is dealing with more stress than an ogre can take. It’s off with Donkey and Puss in Boots to find the only other heir to the throne while encountering one comical adventure after another involving everyone from the Gingerbread Man to a tough pack of ladies who include Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Shrek’s pregnant wife Fiona! Featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz and Antonio Banderas. (MV) PG-1:33.

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE
D’oh! Homer Simpson and his clan find themselves involved in a series of foul-ups in this riotous film version of the TV series. Homer’s got a new pet pig, but he earns Springfield’s wrath when he dumps its waste in a local lake that daughter Lisa has just cleaned up. Enter EPA chief Russ Cargill who wants to put a dome over the town. Can the Simpsons save the day? Featuring the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, and Harry Shearer and A. Brooks as Russ Cargill. (AC,MV) PG13-1:27.

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
A new summer brings big changes for four friends linked by a lucky pair of pants in this sequel. The divine denim—that incredibly fits the foursome’s unique figures—followed the teens to different colleges, and as another summer starts, the pals still plan on staying apart: Carmen joins a theater group, Tibby takes a film course, Lena paints in Providence, and Bridget goes abroad. But through a season sizzling with love, rivalries and complex relationships, the pants keep the girls close as they continue to come of age. Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera, Blake Lively and Alexis Bledel star. (AC) PG13-2:00.

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
Love and the hardships of life in a Mumbai slum provide the inspiration for an orphaned Indian youth’s amazing run on a popular TV game show in this 2008 Best Picture Oscar® winner. Dev Patel shines as the ever-resilient Jamal whose hellish upbringing helps him answer question after question on the popular quiz show—and offers him an unlikely shot at big money and a reunion with his long-lost love. (AC,AL,V) R-2:01.

SMILE PINKI, HBO Documentary Films
This Oscar®-winning documentary is a heartwarming real-world fairy tale that follows its wide-eyed five-yearold protagonist Pinki on a life-changing journey. Born with a cleft lip in rural India, Pinki and children like her are often ostracized and lead very difficult lives. Surgery seems to be a distant dream—until she and her family meet a social worker who changes their lives. (AC) TVPG/D-:40.

SPEED RACER
The classic 1960s animated series explodes on the screen in this dazzling live-action adaptation from the makers of The Matrix trilogy. Emile Hirsch is the young upstart Speed Racer who leads his car-obsessed family into battle against an evil auto tycoon who may have been behind Speed’s older brother’s death. But is he really dead? The mysterious masked Racer X always seems to keep a watchful eye over Speed. Christina Ricci joins in the action as Speed’s jack-of-all-trades girlfriend. John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox and Benno Furmann co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG-2:15.

STAR TREK 2: THE WRATH OF KHAN
Kirk and his crew battle villainous Khan, who stalks the galaxy with his ruffians, bent on revenge. William Shatner stars. KHAN!!! (AL,MV) PG-1:53.

STREET FIGHTER
Vengeance fuels a martial artist’s effort to bring down a sadistic crime boss in this explosive action-thriller based on the video game. Kristin Kreuk stars as the high-flying crime fighter who is bent on stopping the thug responsible for her father’s kidnapping. Chris Klein co-stars as an Interpol agent who is also on the hunt for the villainous Bison (Neal McDonough). (AC, AL,V) PG13-1:37.

TAKEN
Ex-C.I.A. agent Liam Neeson becomes a oneman killing machine after his daughter is kidnapped by vicious slave-traders in this gripping thriller. With only four days to find the teen and her schoolfriend before it’s too late, the former Black Ops specialist jets to Paris to serve as judge, jury and executioner to the Albanian thugs responsible for the abduction. Maggie Grace, Leland Orser, Jon Gries, David Warshofsky, Katie Cassidy, Holly Valance and Famke Janssen costar. Directed by Pierre Morel, written by Luc Besson & Robert Mark Kamen. (AC,V) PG13-1:31.

TAKING CHANCE, HBO Original Movie
In spring 2004, Lt. Col. Michael Strobl, USMC, came across the name of 19-year-old Lance Corporal Chance Phelps, a Marine who had been killed in action in Iraq. Strobl, a Desert Storm veteran with 17 years of military service, requested that he be assigned to accompany Chance’s remains to his family in Dubois, Wyoming. Based on Strobl’s personal journal, this HBO Films production chronicles one of the silent, virtually unseen journeys that takes place every day across the country, bearing witness to the fallen and all those who, literally and figuratively, carry them home. Widescreen. VPG-1:18.

TED WILLIAMS
Ted Williams wanted to be the greatest hitter who ever lived...and he became just that. This documentary explores the life, career and bizarre end of “The Kid,” the Boston Red Sox slugger who lived in the constant pursuit of perfection. Utilizing rare film clips, interviews and archival insights from Williams himself, the film paints a definitive portrait of this magnificent athlete, his two stints as a Navy pilot, his success as a Hall of Fame fisherman, his three volatile marriages, his emotional reconciliation with fans and the strange circumstances surrounding his 2002 death. (AL) TVPG/L-1:15.

10,000 B.C.
Ready to get Mesolithic? Experience the world of 12,000 years ago in this epic adventure set in a Stone Age civilization surrounded by prehistoric threats. When slave traders raid a village and take a lovely young girl captive, it’s up to tribal hunter D’Leh (Steven Strait) to save her...and make his name as a warrior. But first he must survive stampeding mammoths, hungry sabre-toothed tigers and other natural threats before leading the battle against the evildoers that abducted his love. Camilla Belle and Cliff Curtis co-star. Directed by Roland Emmerich; written by Roland Emmerich & Harald Kloser. (MV) PG13-1:49.

TEMPLE GRANDIN
Golden Globe®-winning actress Claire Danes (TV’s My So-Called Life) shines in this fact-based story of an autistic woman who became an unlikely hero to America’s cattle industry—and to autistic people everywhere. Based on the writings of the real Temple Grandin, this HBO Films production is an engaging portrait of a stigmatized, misunderstood young woman who learned to channel her unique gifts into a brilliant career as a scientist, author and groundbreaking animal advocate. Catherine O’Hara co-stars with Julia Ormond and David Strathairn. (AC) TVPG/D-1:49.

TERMINATOR SALVATION
In 2018, the world that we once knew is gone. In its place lies a wartorn battleground in which man must make his final stand against the machines. Christian Bale stars as John Connor—mankind’s last hope—in this stunning fourth Terminator film. With the deadly terminators of the evil Skynet Corporation devastating the land, it’s up to Connor and a fierce human resistance to preserve a future free of Skynet’s technological tyranny. Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Moon Bloodgood, Bryce Dallas Howard, Common, Jane Alexander and Helena Bonham Carter co-star. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13- 1:55.

TERROR IN MUMBAI
In 2008, an organization determined to surpass Al Qaida as the world’s most feared terrorist group sent 10 gunmen to Mumbai, India’s biggest city and its financial capital. Their mission was to kill and to keep on killing, in order to stage a spectacle so cruel and terrifying that the world could no longer ignore Lashkar-e-Taiba: the "Army of the Righteous.” Produced and directed by award-winning filmmaker Dan Reed, this documentary tells the inside story of the horrifying attack as told by the victims—and by the terrorists themselves. TV14-1:05.

THRILLA IN MANILA, HBO Sports/HBO Documentary Films
On September 30, 1975, Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier faced off in the boxing ring for the third and final time. What unfolded remains one of the most incredible fights in history—with an ending so dramatic it defies belief. HBO revisits that epic fight in this documentary that pulls back the veil on a story of betrayal, resentment and revenge stoked by the racial politics of 1970s America. Analysis of the fight is punctuated by interviews with several figures, most noteworthy Frazier himself, who comments poignantly before watching a replay of this classic bout. TVPG-1:30.

TROPIC THUNDER
The rumble in this jungle is laughter! Ben Stiller stars in this outrageous comedy about an oblivious group of actors who head into the jungle to shoot a Vietnam epic only to find themselves in real (funny) danger. Unaware that the shoot has taken a wrong turn, the thespians—led by Stiller as a fading action star, Robert Downey Jr. as a method madman who dyes his skin black for the role, and Jack Black as a fart-joke specialist--dodge bullets, explosions and a 12-year-old drug lord while delivering the performances of their lives. Steve Coogan, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Brandon T. Jackson, Bill Hader and Nick Nolte co-star. (AC,AL,V) R-1:47.

TRUE BLOOD
The mystery of the Bon Temps killer has finally been solved, to the relief of perky telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) and her 173-year-old vampire soulmate Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer). But just as things have settled down, some deadly new twists threaten to ratchet up their saga to bloody new heights! Get ready to sink your fangs into Season Two of HBO’s hit series. As the new season picks up, Sookie’s pal Tara sets down new roots; Sam resolves to get in shape-shift shape; Jason finds a new calling; and Bill must deal with newly “turned” teenage vamp Jessica. Meanwhile, the show also continues to follow the probe into the fate of missing Merlotte's cook Lafayette, the links that connect Sam with Maryann, Jason's allegiance to the Light of Day sect, and more. (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.

24/7 JIMMIE JOHNSON: RACE TO DAYTONA
Get in gear with reigning four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup Series champ Jimmie Johnson and his team as they prepare for the biggest stock-car race of the year—the Daytona 500. This four-part HBO Sports series goes in the pit to give viewers an inside look at one of racing’s top drivers and his No. 48 Hendrick Motorsports team. Featuring in-depth interviews, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and cameras tracking all the excitement and drama on race day, this series spotlights Johnson and his team as they rev up for the “Super Bowl” of auto racing at Daytona International Speedway on February 14, 2010. TVPG-:27.

28 WEEKS LATER
More than six months after the rage virus annihilated Britain, NATO forces declare the country to be free of infection. That report is premature. Following the hit 28 Days Later comes this shocking sequel that finds a new wave of bloodthirsty zombies on an even deadlier rampage. Robert Carlyle stars as a father trying to protect his two kids from the carnage—while the military prepares an assault to prevent fullscale outbreak. Rose Byrne, Jeremy Renner, Harold Perrineau, Catherine McCormack, Mackintosh Muggleton, Imogen Poots and Idris Elba co-star. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:40.

THE UNBORN
A young co-ed plagued by nightmarish visions fears a demonic unborn twin is responsible in this shocker. Learning she had a twin who died in utero, Casey Beldon believes she’s being haunted by his dybbuk, an evil soul from Jewish mythology that wants to live in the flesh. Desperate for help, Casey learns an exorcism may be her only hope. Odette Yustman stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:28.

THE UNINVITED
A young woman finds herself haunted by nightmarish visions and a venomous stepmother upon her return from an institutional stint in this chiller. Anna (Emily Browning) was put in a clinic following her mother’s tragic death. When she returns, her mother’s former caregiver is married to her dad--and ghostly apparitions keep trying to tell her something. Elizabeth Banks costars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:27.

WAITRESS
“Lovely, touching and infused with life” (New York Times). Late filmmaker Adrienne Shelly’s final film is a funny, poignant tale of a smalltown waitress with bigtime problems. Jenna (Keri Russell) mans the tables and bakes tasty desserts for Joe’s Pie Shop, but at home she’s the possession of her loathsome husband. Her plan to run away stymied by an unexpected pregnancy, Jenna soon has bigger issues when she drifts into an affair with the town’s handsome new doctor (Nathan Fillion). Co-starring Cheryl Hines, Adrienne Shelly, Eddie Jemison with Jeremy Sisto and Andy Griffith. (AC,AL) PG13-1:48.

WANTED
A frustrated office worker finds his calling in a secret society of assassins in this eyepopping action-thriller. James McAvoy is the milquetoast Wesley who is shocked to learn that his late father was part of an ancient organization of killers known as The Fraternity. Under the tutelage of the supersexy Fox, Wesley learns to bend bullets and kill without remorse—two skills he will need as he seeks revenge against the villainous creep who whacked his father. Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, Common and Angelina Jolie co-star. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:50.

WATCHMEN
A group of retired super heroes reunite when the murder of one of their own points to a much-larger conspiracy and the threat of nuclear holocaust in this spectacular adaptation of the renowned graphic novel. Set in an alternate 1985 in which Richard Nixon is in his fifth term as president, the film follows the colorful heroes—techno bird-man Nite Owl II, sociopathic Rorschach, mega - genius Ozymandias, sexy Silk Spectre II and the ethereal Dr. Manhattan—as they try to get to the bottom of the threat and save a cynical world from annihilation. (AC, AL,BN,RP,V) R-2:42.

WHICH WAY HOME
Exploitation. Dehydration. The danger of being struck by trains. These are just a few of the threats facing thousands of Latin American children who travel on top of freight trains to get to the U.S. This film looks at the personal side of immigration through the eyes of several of these unaccompanied migrant children as they embark on a treacherous journey aboard “The Beast” (AL) TV14/L-1:23

WILD WILD WEST
Will Smith and Kevin Kline battle a psycho who wants to take over the country using a giant mechanical torantula in this comic western. Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Ted Levine co-star. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:46.

THE WRESTLER
A broken-down wrestling star seeks reparation in his life outside the ring in this stirring drama. Mickey Rourke delivers an Oscar®-nominated performance as Randy “The Ram” Robinson, a wrestling legend whose age, health and years of hard living have left him broke and alone. Facing life without wrestling, the gritty Ram pursues unlikely relationships with a weathered stripper (Marisa Tomei) and his estranged daughter (Evan Rachel Wood). (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:49.

THE X-FILES 2: I WANT TO BELIEVE
Mysterious kidnappings. Body parts turning up in an icy town. Strange phenomena. Who’s the FBI gonna call to investigate? Mulder and Scully, of course. The second film based on the hit TV series, I Want to Believe follows the pair as they encounter a deviant priest whose psychic abilities aid in the case—and create a schism between man of faith Mulder and the ever-skeptical Scully. But as more victims pile up, the duo must put aside their convictions to get to the shocking truth. Starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet, Billy Connolly and Alvin “Xzibit” Joiner.(AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:44

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
Hugh Jackman unleashes the claws of his fierce mutant alter ego once again in this thrilling tale that explores Wolverine’s dark genesis. Beginning in 1845, the film follows Logan a.k.a. Wolverine as he and his fellow mutant brother Victor (a.k.a. Sabretooth) go to war and later join the covert Team X under the sinister General Stryker. But a violent split between the brothers incurs Logan’s thirst for revenge—and prompts him to have Stryker conduct a dangerous experiment that will transform him into the conflicted, metal-infused mutant he has become. Liev Schreiber co-stars. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13- 1:48.

YES MAN
Saying “yes” becomes infectious—and leads to hilarious results— for ultra-negative bank loan officer Jim Carrey in this comedy. Three years after a rough break-up, Carl Allen (Carrey) is a recluse renowned for his perpetual use of the word no. But an unexpected encounter with a selfhelp guru leaves Carl as the ultimate “Yes” man, approving mortgages for anyone who asks, helping out the homeless, satisfying a sex-starved senior citizen... and falling in love again. Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins and Terence Stamp co-star in this funny flick. (AC,AL) PG13-1:44.

THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD
Follow two professional tricksters as they infiltrate big businesses and pull off outrageous pranks in an effort to highlight the human toll of greed and profiteering. This lively film focuses on the efforts of Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno, frontmen for the Yes Men, to champion worthy causes--and battle the excesses of the free-market economy--through highprofile hoaxes. TV14-:25.

YOUTH KNOWS NO PAIN
Between anti-aging treatments, lotions and surgery, Americans spend over $60 billion a year trying to stay young. In this documentary, Mitch McCabe—the daughter of a plastic surgeon—seeks an explanation for this obsession as she hits the road to meet doctors, reconstructive surgery experts, and real folks who have gone to great lengths to hold off the aging process. (AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-1:28.

ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES
Five sexy friends enjoy the steamy fantasy stories on the blog of writer Zane in this erotic MAX series. No relation to Zane Grey. Widescreen
Times shown EST/Pacific MAY 2010 Daily listings

 1 SATURDAY
6:00a HBO The Golden Compass
7:30 MAX The In-Laws
8:00 HBO Four Christmases
9:10 MAX Inkheart
9:30 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
10:00 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
10:30 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
11:00 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
MAX Training Day
11:30 HBO Taken
1:00p HBO The Abyss
1:05 MAX The Incredible Hulk
3:00 MAX New Best Friend
3:30 HBO Babylon A.D.
4:30 MAX Semi-Pro
5:00 HBO Four Christmases
6:05 MAX The Mummy:
Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
6:30 HBO Dragonball Evolution
8:00 HBO Ice Age:
Dawn of the Dinosaurs
MAX Behind Enemy Lines
9:45 HBO The Pacific
10:00 MAX 17 Again
10:45 HBO Taken
11:45 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:15a MAX The Erotic Traveler Feature
12:20 HBO Sex and the City
(The Movie)
2:05 MAX The Incredible Hulk
2:50 HBO Miss March
4:00 MAX Hoffa
4:25 HBO Revolutionary Road
 2 SUNDAY
6:20a MAX Premature
6:30 HBO Dude, Where’s My Car?
6:40 MAX Moulin Rouge!
8:00 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
8:50 MAX Resident Evil
9:00 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
9:30 HBO Dr. Dolittle 2
10:35 MAX 17 Again
11:00 HBO Burma VJ: Reporting...
12:20p MAX Kiss of the Dragon
12:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
1:30 HBO You Don’t Know Jack
2:00 MAX From Hell
3:45 HBO Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
4:05 MAX Pride and Glory
5:30 HBO Masterclass
6:00 HBO Mamma Mia!
6:20 MAX Collateral Damage
8:00 HBO True Blood
8:15 MAX 17 Again
9:00 HBO The Pacific
10:00 MAX Spider-Man
10:05 HBO Treme
11:05 HBO The Pacific
12:05a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
See 3 episodes back-to-back!
12:10 HBO Treme
1:10 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
1:40 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:45 MAX Resident Evil
2:10 HBO You Don’t Know Jack
3:30 MAX The Infiltrator
4:25 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
5:05 MAX The Longest Day
5:25 HBO Burma VJ: Reporting...
 3 MONDAY
7:00a HBO Hellboy II:
The Golden Army
8:05 MAX Vault of Horror
9:00 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
9:30 HBO Love Field
MAX Home Alone
11:15 HBO Solo
11:20 MAX City of Ember
1:00p HBO He’s Just Not
That Into You
MAX Army of Darkness
2:20 MAX Analyze That
3:15 HBO Jurassic Park
4:00 MAX The Fountain
5:30 HBO Hellboy II:
The Golden Army
5:40 MAX Backdraft
7:30 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
8:00 HBO Real Time
With Bill Maher
MAX Marley & Me
9:00 HBO Observe and Report
10:00 MAX 17 Again
10:30 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
11:00 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
11:30 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
11:45 MAX Sin City Diaries Feature
12:00 HBO I Love You, Man
1:50a HBO The Last Castle
2:00 MAX Dreamcatcher
4:05 HBO The Tailor of Panama
4:20 MAX The Electric Horseman
 4 TUESDAY
6:00a HBO Section 60:
Arlington National Cemetery
6:30 MAX Hello, Dolly!
7:00 HBO Held Up
8:30 HBO Shrek
9:00 MAX Get Smart
10:00 HBO A Beautiful Mind
10:50 MAX State of Play
12:15p HBO Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
1:00 MAX Liberty Stands Still
2:00 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
2:30 HBO Eagle Eye
2:40 MAX Animal House
4:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Appaloosa
5:00 HBO Men in Black II
6:30 HBO Shrek
MAX Meet the Spartans
8:00 HBO Ice Age:
Dawn of the Dinosaurs
MAX Gran Torino
9:45 HBO HBO First Look Robin Hood
10:00 HBO Broad Street Bullies
MAX Casino
11:00 HBO Treme
12:00 HBO The Pacific
1:00a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:05 HBO Funny or Die Presents
1:35 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
MAX Life on Top Feature
2:05 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
2:35 HBO Broad Street Bullies
3:35 HBO Monster’s Ball
3:40 MAX American Outlaws
5:15 MAX King of the Hill
5:30 HBO Transmission Test (see below)
 5 WEDNESDAY
7:00a HBO The Golden Compass
MAX Little Miss Marker
8:45 MAX The Rocker
9:00 HBO A Family Is a Family Is a
Family: A Rosie O’Donnell
Celebration
9:45 HBO Into the Storm
10:30 MAX Slumdog Millionaire
11:30 HBO You Don’t Know Jack
12:30p MAX Clueless
1:45 HBO The Making of
Land of the Lost
2:00 HBO Leatherheads
2:15 MAX Speed Racer
4:00 HBO Taken
4:30 MAX Private Parts
5:30 HBO The Uninvited
6:20 MAX The Incredible Hulk
7:00 HBO What to Watch
7:15 HBO You Don’t Know Jack
8:15 MAX Over Her Dead Body
9:30 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
10:00 HBO The Pacific
MAX 17 Again
11:05 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:45 MAX Lingerie Feature
12:05a HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:35 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:05 HBO Katie Morgan’s Sex Quiz
1:20 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:40 HBO The Forsaken
1:50 MAX Crimson Tide
3:15 HBO Treme
3:50 MAX Deadly Voyage
4:15 HBO Mother of Tears
5:20 MAX Key Exchange
 6 THURSDAY
6:00a HBO Chairman of the Board
7:00 MAX The Apartment
7:45 HBO What to Watch
8:00 HBO The First $20 Million
Is Always the Hardest
9:10 MAX Training Day
9:45 HBO HBO First Look Robin Hood
10:00 HBO Burma VJ: Reporting
From a Closed Country
11:15 MAX The Express
11:30 HBO White Oleander
1:30p HBO Dr. Dolittle 2
MAX From Hell
3:00 HBO Babylon A.D.
3:35 MAX Witness
4:30 HBO Mamma Mia!
5:30 MAX Australia
6:30 HBO Shorts
8:00 HBO Sergio
8:15 MAX Flashdance
9:45 HBO HBO First Look Robin Hood
10:00 HBO Treme
MAX The Mummy:
Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
11:00 HBO Real Sex 11
11:50 MAX Lady Chatterley’s Lover
12:00 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
12:30a HBO Funny or Die Presents
1:00 HBO The Flock
1:40 MAX Stephen King’s Silver Bullet
2:40 HBO The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre: The Beginning
3:15 MAX Baby Boy
4:15 HBO John Carpenter’s
Ghosts of Mars
5:30 MAX The Women
 7 FRIDAY
6:00a HBO The Music in Me
6:30 HBO Bill and Ted’s Excellent...
7:30 MAX The World’s Greatest Lover
8:00 HBO The Making of Eagle Eye
8:15 HBO Young Guns II
9:00 MAX RocknRolla
10:00 HBO Fighting
11:00 MAX Terminator Salvation
11:45 HBO Making of Land of the Lost
12:00 HBO The Yes Men Fix the World
1:00p MAX Joy Ride
1:30 HBO Men in Black II
2:40 MAX Monsters vs. Aliens
3:00 HBO Dude, Where’s My Car?
4:15 MAX Dreamcatcher
4:30 HBO Dragonball Evolution
6:00 HBO Fighting
6:30 MAX Be Kind Rewind
8:00 HBO The Pacific
8:15 MAX Home Alone
9:00 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
9:30 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Terminator Salvation
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:30a MAX Busty Cops/Jewel of Denial
12:35 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
1:00 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:30 HBO Funny or Die Presents
1:50 MAX Swordfish
2:00 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
2:30 HBO Tropic Thunder
3:30 MAX Not Another Teen Movie
4:20 HBO Rock Star
5:00 MAX Fortress
 8 SATURDAY
6:15a HBO Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
6:30 MAX Fly Away Home
8:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
8:20 MAX MAX on Set Coraline
8:30 HBO Eagle Eye
8:35 MAX Meet the Spartans
10:00 MAX Cast Away
10:30 HBO 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley
11:00 HBO Broad Street Bullies
12:00 HBO Shorts
12:30p MAX Boomerang
1:30 HBO Hellboy II: The Golden Army
2:30 MAX Deception
3:45 HBO You Don’t Know Jack
4:20 MAX Tommy Boy
6:00 HBO Eagle Eye
MAX Max Payne
7:45 MAX Unfaithful
8:00 HBO Land of the Lost
9:45 HBO HBO World Championship
Boxing Live! Paul Williams
vs. Kermit Cintron
10:00 MAX Fast & Furious
11:50 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:00 HBO The Pacific
12:20a MAX Alien Sex Files 3:
Sex Invaders
1:05 HBO Land of the Lost
1:50 MAX Fast & Furious
2:50 HBO What to Watch
3:05 HBO Observe and Report
3:40 MAX Say It Isn’t So
4:35 HBO Burn After Reading
5:20 MAX The Weight of Water
 9 SUNDAY
6:15a HBO Nim’s Island
7:15 MAX Coraline
8:00 HBO Ted Williams
9:00 MAX Sleeping With the Enemy
9:15 HBO HBO First Look Robin Hood
9:30 HBO World Championship Boxing
10:40 MAX Fast & Furious
11:45 HBO Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
12:30p MAX Fatal Attraction
1:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:30 HBO Four Christmases
MAX Nights in Rodanthe
4:00 HBO Sergio
4:10 MAX Dante’s Peak
5:45 HBO Masterclass
6:00 MAX Get Smart
6:15 HBO Land of the Lost
8:00 HBO True Blood
MAX Fast & Furious
9:00 HBO The Pacific
10:00 MAX Watchmen
10:05 HBO Treme
11:05 HBO The Pacific
12:10a HBO Treme
1:10 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
MAX Lingerie
1:40 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Lingerie
2:10 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
2:40 HBO Role Models
2:45 MAX Videodrome
4:10 MAX Daddy Long Legs
4:25 HBO Ricky Gervais: Out of England
5:40 HBO First Look Robin Hood
 10 MONDAY
6:00a HBO Locks of Love:
The Kindest Cut
6:20 MAX Babe:
Pig in the City
6:45 HBO What to Watch
7:00 HBO Dragonball Evolution
8:00 MAX Semi-Pro
8:30 HBO Broad Street Bullies
9:30 HBO Mamma Mia!
MAX Casino
11:30 HBO The Uninvited
12:30p MAX Fast & Furious
1:00 HBO You Don’t Know Jack
2:20 MAX Pride and Glory
3:15 HBO Taken
4:30 MAX Resident Evil
5:00 HBO Leatherheads
6:10 MAX Behind Enemy Lines
7:00 HBO Broad Street Bullies
8:00 HBO Real Time
With Bill Maher
MAX Training Day
9:00 HBO You Don’t Know Jack
10:00 MAX Fast & Furious
11:15 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
11:45 HBO World Championship Boxing
11:50 MAX The Devil Wears Nada
1:10a MAX Spider-Man
2:00 HBO The Last House
on the Left
3:10 MAX From Hell
3:55 HBO Brother
5:15 MAX Sugar
 11 TUESDAY
6:00a HBO Dr. Dolittle 2
7:10 MAX Radioland Murders
7:30 HBO Shorts
9:00 HBO Hellboy II:
The Golden Army
MAX Terminator Salvation
11:00 HBO Fighting
MAX The Promotion
12:30p MAX The River Wild
1:00 HBO Land of the Lost
2:20 MAX Making Love
2:45 HBO Nim’s Island
4:15 MAX Marley & Me
4:30 HBO The Abyss
6:10 MAX Inkheart
7:00 HBO Fighting
8:00 MAX Terminator Salvation
9:00 HBO Land of the Lost
10:00 MAX Kiss of the Dragon
10:45 HBO HBO First Look
Shrek Forever After
11:00 HBO Treme
11:40 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:00 HBO The Pacific
12:15a MAX Busty Cops and the
Jewel of Denial
1:05 HBO Funny or Die Presents
1:30 MAX Speed Racer
1:35 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
2:05 HBO Colors
3:50 MAX Australia
4:10 HBO Tropic Thunder
 12 WEDNESDAY
6:00a HBO The Land Before Time
6:35 MAX Shades of Brooklyn, Volume 1
7:00 MAX Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
7:15 HBO Solo
8:45 MAX Swordfish
9:00 HBO Men in Black II
10:30 HBO Babylon A.D.
MAX Fast & Furious
12:00 HBO Broad Street Bullies
12:20p MAX Flashdance
1:00 HBO For Your Consideration
2:00 MAX High Crimes
2:30 HBO Sergio
4:00 MAX Home Alone
4:15 HBO He’s Just Not That Into You
5:50 MAX The Mummy:
Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
6:30 HBO Babylon A.D.
7:45 MAX Baby Boy
8:00 HBO The Pacific
Catch three episodes
back-to-back tonight!
10:00 MAX Fast & Furious
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:50 MAX The Erotic Traveler Feature
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:30a HBO Burma VJ: Reporting
From a Closed Country
1:35 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
2:00 HBO Treme
2:10 MAX Gran Torino
3:00 HBO Rock Star
4:05 MAX The Deep End
4:50 HBO All Over the Guy
5:50 MAX Xanadu
 13 THURSDAY
6:30a HBO Madhouse
7:30 MAX Casper
8:00 HBO The Golden Compass
9:15 MAX Say It Isn’t So
10:00 HBO Dragonball Evolution
10:50 MAX The Heist
11:30 HBO Shrek
12:30p MAX 17 Again
1:00 HBO Four Christmases
2:15 MAX Angel Eyes
2:30 HBO Eagle Eye
4:00 MAX Slumdog Millionaire
4:30 HBO The Making of
Land of the Lost
4:45 HBO Jurassic Park
6:00 MAX Crimson Tide
7:00 HBO Dragonball Evolution
8:00 MAX The Incredible Hulk
8:30 HBO Four Christmases
10:00 HBO Treme
MAX Collateral Damage
11:00 HBO Cathouse:
Menage a Trois
11:50 MAX Sex Games Cancun
Feature
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:30a HBO You Don’t Know Jack
1:15 MAX The Thing
2:45 HBO Liam
3:05 MAX Bliss
4:20 HBO Stephen King’s Thinner
4:50 MAX Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
 14 FRIDAY
6:00a HBO Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
6:40 MAX The Russia House
7:45 HBO HBO First Look Robin Hood
8:00 HBO Hellboy II: The Golden Army
8:45 MAX The Real McCoy
10:00 HBO Leatherheads
10:30 MAX Over Her Dead Body
12:00 HBO Love Field
12:10p MAX Analyze That
1:45 HBO What to Watch
MAX Max Payne
2:00 HBO White Oleander
3:30 MAX Watchmen
4:00 HBO Dr. Dolittle 2
5:30 HBO Hellboy II: The Golden Army
6:35 MAX Get Smart
7:30 HBO HBO First Look Robin Hood
7:45 HBO The Pacific
8:30 MAX Semi-Pro
9:00 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
9:30 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Resident Evil
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:45 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:00 HBO Funny or Die Presents
12:15a MAX Co-Ed Confidential Feature
12:35 HBO The Ricky Gervais Show
1:00 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
1:30 HBO Funny or Die Presents
1:50 MAX Orphan
2:00 HBO Sex and the City (The Movie)
3:50 MAX Liberty Stands Still
4:30 HBO Roger Corman’s
Frankenstein Unbound
5:30 MAX Working Girl
 15 SATURDAY
6:00a HBO Bill and Ted’s Excellent...
7:30 HBO What to Watch
MAX Monsters vs. Aliens
8:00 HBO Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
9:05 MAX Clueless
9:45 HBO Nim’s Island
10:45 MAX Spider-Man
11:30 HBO A Family Is a Family Is a
Family: A Rosie O’Donnell
Celebration
12:15p HBO HBO First Look Robin Hood
12:30 HBO Mamma Mia!
12:50 MAX The Women
2:30 HBO Men in Black II
2:45 MAX Casino
4:00 HBO Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
5:45 HBO He’s Just Not That Into You
MAX The Rocker
7:30 MAX Dreamcatcher
8:00 HBO The Hangover
9:45 HBO HBO Boxing After Dark
Khan vs. Malignaggi;
Ortiz vs. Campbell
10:00 MAX Transformers:
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THE ABYSS James Cameron’s thriller
about a team of underwater oil drillers who
encounter an alien presence. Ed Harris,
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (AL,V) PG13-
2:25. HBO May 1,11,21,27CDEH
AIRHEADS Three rockers take a local radio
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1:32. HBO May 16,20 CDEH
ALIEN SEX FILES 3: SEX INVADERS A
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ALIVE DAY MEMORIES: HOME FROM IRAQ
HBO Documentary Films The stories of
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ALL OVER THE GUY Two men find love,
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BN) R-1:35. HBO May 12 CDEH
AMERICAN OUTLAWS Crackling western
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ANALYZE THAT Robert De Niro and Billy
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ANGEL EYES Jennifer Lopez stars as a
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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY Oliver Stone’s gridiron
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R-2:44. MAX May 15,31 CDEH
THE APARTMENT Jack Lemmon and Shirley
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APPALOOSA Two mercenaries must run a
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ARMY OF DARKNESS The third film in the
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AUSTRALIA An aristocratic woman finds
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BABE: PIG IN THE CITY The lively pink
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BABY BOY An immature young father from
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BABYLON A.D. Cold-blooded mercenary
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BACKDRAFT The rivalry between two firefighting
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Russell, William Baldwin. (AC,BN,GL,V)
R-2:17. MAX May 3,23 CDEH
BARBARO An HBO Sports documentary
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TVPG-1:00. HBO May 17 CSEH
BE KIND REWIND When Jack Black
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1:40. MAX May 7,31 CDEH
A BEAUTIFUL MIND Russell Crowe stars in
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HBO May 4,18,21,26,29 CDEH
BEHIND ENEMY LINES A Navy pilot must
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BIG BUSINESS Bette Midler and Lily
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BILL & TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY The
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1:34. HBO May 8,24 CDEH
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Two time-traveling dudes gather famous
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1:30. HBO May 7,15,24 CSEH
BIO-DOME Two Arizona slackers riotously
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PG13-1:35. HBO May 19C5EH
BLIND SIDE HBO Original Movie A
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R-1:38. MAX May 20 CDEH
BLISS Unhappy newlyweds take their
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SC) R-1:43. MAX May 13 CDEH
BOOMERANG Love-’em-and-leave-’em
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Robin Givens, Halle Berry. (AC,AL,BN) R-
1:57. MAX May 8,20,26 CSEH
THE BOUNDARY A family is forced to deal
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BOXING An all-new hard-hitting World
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L-2:12. HBO May 8,9,10 CSEH
BOXING AFTER DARK Boxing doubleheader
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L-1:57. HBO May 15,16,17CSEH
BREAD AND ROSES An illegal immigrant
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AL,MV) R-1:51. HBO May 19CSH
BROAD STREET BULLIES A hard-checking
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HBO May 4,8,10,12,20,23,25 CSE
BROTHER A Tokyo yakuza takes over his
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leads them into a full gang war. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-1:53. HBO May 10 CDH
BULLY Tormented teens take a stand
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R-1:53. MAX May 17,27 CDEH
BURMA VJ: REPORTING FROM A CLOSED
COUNTRY HBO Documentary Films
Burmese reporters face death to expose the
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V,L,D-1:29. HBO May 2,6,12 SEH
BURN AFTER READING The Coen brothers
meld sex, spies, lies, extortion and plastic
surgery to form this darkly comic concoction.
George Clooney stars. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:36. HBO May 8,24 C5EH
BUSTY COPS AND THE JEWEL OF DENIAL
The Busty Cops use their erotic talents
to protect a sacred island jewel in this redhot
sequel. (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:16.
MAX May 7,11,16,24,29 CSH
CASINO Martin Scorsese’s masterful look
at the Mob in Las Vegas details the rise and
fall of a casino kingpin. Robert De Niro, Joe
Pesci, Sharon Stone. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-
2:58. MAXMay 4,10,15,21,31CSEH
CASPER Everyone’s favorite friendly ghost
scares up some family fun in this live-action
film based on the beloved cartoon. (MV)
PG-1:40. MAX May 13 CDEH
CAST AWAY Tom Hanks delivers an
Oscar®-nominated performance as a man
who is stranded on an uninhabited island
for four years. Helen Hunt. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:24. MAX May 8,27CDEH
CATHOUSE: MENAGE A TROIS Three’s
never a crowd for the working girls at the
Moonlite Bunny Ranch—Nevada’s premier
legal brothel. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:52. HBO May 13,28,31 CSEH
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD Carrot Top is
a screwy surfing inventor whose chance
encounter with a millionaire businessman
lands him a C.E.O. job! (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:35. HBO May 6 CDEH
CITIZEN X HBO Original Movie A Russian
detective faces almost insurmountable
odds in his search for the most savage
serial killer of modern times. (AC,AL,BN,
V) R-1:43. MAX May 16 CSEH
CITY OF EMBER Two resourceful teens
race to save their subterranean city from
extinction in this thrilling family adventure.
Saoirse Ronan, Harry Treadaway star. (MV)
PG-1:35. MAX May 3 CDEH
CLUELESS A high-school teen uses her
popularity to turn a frumpy new girl into a
bombshell. Alicia Silverstone. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:37. MAX May 5,15CSEH
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL FEATURE 03:
Blind Date Compilation of episodes from
the erotic series about the sexy doings at a
college frat house. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:30. MAX May 14,31 CSH
COLLATERAL DAMAGE An L.A. fireman
undertakes a mission of revenge against
the terrorist who killed his wife and son.
Arnold Schwarzenegger. (AC,AL,V) R-1:49.
MAX May 2,13,18,24,28 CDEH
COLORS Dennis Hopper’s drama about two
L.A. cops–one a diplomatic vet, the other a
hot-headed youth–who are teamed up on
gang detail. Sean Penn, Robert Duvall. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-2:00. HBO May 11CSEH
CORALINE A secret doorway leads a sad
little girl into a fantastic alternate world
that is both dazzling and dangerous in this
animated tale. Voice of Dakota Fanning.
(MV) PG-1:40. MAX May 9CDEH
CRIMINAL LAW Hotshot Boston attorney
Gary Oldman fears that a client he successfully
defended may be a killer after all.
With Kevin Bacon and Tess Harper. (AL,N,
V) R-1:54. MAX May 31 CSEH
CRIMSON TIDE A sub commander and his
top lieutenant wind up in a mutinous standoff
during a nuclear crisis with Russia. Gene
Hackman, Denzel Washington. (AL,V) R-
1:56. MAX May 5,13,23,28CDEH
DADDY LONG LEGS Fred Astaire and perky
French orphan Leslie Caron form a dream
dance team in this 1955 musical. (AC)
TVPG/D-2:07. MAX May 9 CSEH
DANTE’S PEAK A long-dormant volcano
rumbles to life and threatens to incinerate
an idyllic mountain town. Pierce Brosnan
and Linda Hamilton star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:48. MAX May 9 CDEH
DAYBREAK HBO Original Movie A deadly
plague ravages America in this futuristic
thriller. Cuba Gooding Jr. (AC,AL,N,SC,
V) R-1:32. MAX May 18 CSEH
DEADLY VOYAGE HBO Original Movie
A terrifying drama, based on a true story,
of murder on the high seas. (AC,AL,BN,
GV) R-1:32. MAX May 5 CDEH
DEAR GOD A small-time con man finds his
inner good guy working for the U.S. Postal
Service in this heartwarming comedy. Greg
Kinnear, Laurie Metcalf, Maria Pitillo. (AC,
AL) PG-1:52. MAX May 18CSEH
DECEPTION An accountant is lured into
the sultry lifestyle of powerful lawyer Hugh
Jackman in this thriller. Ewan McGregor,
Michelle Williams co-star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:48. MAX May 8,17,27 CDEH
THE DEEP END A woman disposes of a
dead man whom she mistakenly believes
has been murdered by her son. Tilda
Swinton, Goran Visnjik star. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:41. MAX May 12 CDEH
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA A naive magazine
worker’s new job as assistant to the
nasty editor is threatened by sexy mischief
in this erotic tale. (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,
L-1:17. MAX May 10,19,28 CSH
DON’T SAY A WORD A kidnapper forces a
psychiatrist to retrieve a six-digit number
from the mind of a mentally disturbed
young woman. Michael Douglas. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:54. HBO May 28CDEH
DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DEAD
A teenage girl and her four siblings are
left in the care of an elderly babysitter
who drops dead! Christina Applegate. (AL)
PG13-1:45. HBO May 21 CDEH
DR. DOLITTLE 2 Eddie Murphy is back as
the doc who talks to animals in this sequel
to the family comedy. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:27.
HBO May 2,6,11,14,19,22CDEH
DRAG ME TO HELL A pretty young loan
officer becomes the victim of an evil gypsy
curse in Sam Raimi’s jolting horror flick.
Alison Lohman. (AC,AL,GV) PG13-1:39.
MAX May 22,23,24,26 CDEH
DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION A martial-arts
teen embarks on a thrilling race to find
seven legendary dragonballs that hold
infinite power. (AC,AL,V) PG-1:25. HBO
May 1,7,10,13,18,29 C5EH
DREAM LOVER James Spader uncovers
some dark secrets from his mysterious
new wife’s past in this thriller. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:44. HBO May 24 CSEH
DREAMCATCHER Four old friends experience
otherworldly horrors during a hunting
trip in the woods in this shocker based on
Stephen King’s novel. (AC,AL,GV) R-2:14.
MAX May 3,7,15,25,30 CDEH
DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR? Two stoners try
to retrace their steps after a night of which
they have memory. Ashton Kutcher, Seann
William Scott star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:23.
HBO May 2,7,20,22,26 CDEH
EAGLE EYE A cyber-terror frames Shia
LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan in a deadly
plot and leaves them on the run from the
law in this action-thriller. (AL,V) PG13-1:58.
HBO May 4,8,13,17,26,29C5EH
THE EIGER SANCTION Former professional
assassin Clint Eastwood is lured out of
retirement to avenge the murder of a
former friend. George Kennedy. (AL,BN,
GV) R-2:09. MAX May 23 CEH
THE ELECTRIC HORSEMAN Robert Redford
and Jane Fonda become unlikely partners
in a plan to help an old race horse. (AC,
AL) PG-2:00. MAX May 3 CEH
THE EROTIC TRAVELER FEATURE Compilation
from the adult series about a photog
and her sexy protegee. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:45. MAX May 1,12 CSH
THE EXPRESS The inspiring story of Ernie
“The Elmira Express” Davis, the first African
American to win the Heisman Trophy.
Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown star. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-2:09. MAX May 6,25,30CDEH
EYE FOR AN EYE A grieving mother sets
out to get the psycho who killed her
daughter and got away with it. Sally Field,
Ed Harris, Kiefer Sutherland. (AC,AL,GV,
RP) R-1:41. HBO May 16,25CSEH
A FAMILY IS A FAMILY IS A FAMILY: A
ROSIE O’DONNELL CELEBRATION HBO
Family Documentary Rosie O’Donnell
looks at the changing face of families. TVG-
:40. HBO May 5,15,18,27 CSEH
FAST & FURIOUS Wanted hot rodder Vin
Diesel and rogue FBI agent Paul Walker try
to bring down a drug cartel in this fourth
film in the series. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47.
MAX May 8,9,10,12,20,25,31CDEH
FATAL ATTRACTION Married man Michael
Douglas makes the mistake of his life
when he has a brief affair with psychotic
lady exec Glenn Close. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:59. MAX May 9,21 CSEH
FIERCE CREATURES Tame zoo animals are
traded in for a madcap menagerie in a
scheme to boost sales in this comedy. John
Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis star. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:33. MAX May 17 CSEH
FIGHTING A young hustler finds fortune
with his fists when he enters the knockout
netherworld of street fighting. Channing
Tatum stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:45. HBO
May 7,11,17,20,23,29 C5EH
THE FIRST $20 MILLION IS ALWAYS THE
HARDEST A frustrated professional shakes
off the shackles of the marketing world for
a chance to make a difference. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:45. HBO May 6 CDEH
THE FLAMINGO KID Matt Dillon breaks
from his working-class roots to park cars
at a Long Island beach club in 1963. (AC,
AL) PG13-1:40. MAX May 20CSH
FLASHDANCE Jennifer Beals vaulted to
stardom in this sizzling movie as a welder
by day and a dancer by night. (AL,N) R-
1:35. MAX May 6,12,22 CSEH
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Encore plays
of HBO’s hit musical/comedy series that
follows two New York City troubadours. 17:
Unnatural Love (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:26.
HBO May 8,30C5EH; 18: Love
is the Weapon of Choice (AC,AL) TV14/
L,D-:27. HBO May 4 C5EH
THE FLOCK Richard Gere stars as a
hardnosed neighborhood watchdog put to
the test before his forced retirement. Claire
Danes, KaDee Strickland co-star. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:36. HBO May 6C5EH
FLY AWAY HOME A girl and her father lead
a flock of geese South for the winter in this
endearing family film. Jeff Daniels. (AL,
MV) PG-1:47. MAX May 8CDEH
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION A washed-up
actress jumps into the spotlight when her
performance in a dud movie gets Oscar®
buzz in this ensemble satire. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:26. HBO May 12C5EH
FORGET PARIS A couple’s memorable
courtship that began in Paris is comically
recalled by friends at home in this romantic
film. Billy Crystal, Debra Winger. (AL)
PG13-1:41. MAX May 27 CDEH
THE FORSAKEN A student’s cross-country
drive turns to terror when he encounters a
group of nasty vampires. With Kerr Smith,
Brendan Fehr, Johnathon Schaech. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:31. HBO May 5C5EH
FORTRESS HBO Original Movie Four
masked strangers invade an isolated
schoolhouse. Rachel Ward. (AC,AL,BN,V)
TVMA/V,L-1:28. MAX May 7 CSH
THE FOUNTAIN Characters from three
vastly different points in time search for a
mystical fountain of youth. Hugh Jackman
and Rachel Weisz star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:36. MAX May 3,18 CDEH
FOUR CHRISTMASES Vince Vaughn and
Reese Witherspoon are forced to spend
Christmas with their four dysfunctional
families in this comedy. (AC,MV) PG13-
1:28. HBO May 1,9,13,19C5EH
FROM HELL Johnny Depp plays a drugaddled
detective who tries to smoke out
Jack the Ripper in 19th-century London.
Heather Graham. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-2:02.
MAX May 2,6,10,18,22,28CDEH
FUNNY OR DIE PRESENTS HBO’s new
comedy series: an anything-goes showcase
for America’s funniest talents. 01:
(AC,AL,GV) TVMA/V,L-:28. HBO May 20,
21C5H; 10: (AC,AL,BN,V) TVMA/
V,L-:27. HBO May 4,5,6C5H; 11:
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27. HBO May 7,11,
12,13C5H; 12: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:26. HBO May 14,18,19,20C5H
GET SMART Steve Carell brings screwball
secret agent Maxwell Smart back to battle
the forces of evil in this update of the classic
TV series. Anne Hathaway. (MV) PG13-
1:50. MAX May 4,9,14,19,24CDEH
THE GOLDEN COMPASS A girl undertakes
a perilous Arctic journey in this mystical
adventure film based on the popular book
series. Nicole Kidman. (MV) PG13-1:53.
HBO May 1,5,13,21,24 C5EH
GRAN TORINO Clint Eastwood forms an
unlikely bond with his Asian neighbors in a
gang-infested Detroit neighborhood in this
gripping drama. (AC,AL,V) R-1:56. MAX
May 4,12,17,21,30 CDEH
GREEDY Green-eyed relatives track down
a well-liked nephew in a ploy to keep their
uncle’s moneybags in family hands in this
comedy. Michael J. Fox. (AC,AL,BN,MV)
PG13-1:52. HBO May 28 CSEH
THE HANGOVER One night in Vegas proves
to be more than four guys at a bachelor
party can handle in this riotously raunchy,
Golden Globe®-winning comedy. Bradley
Cooper. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:40. HBO
May 15,18,23,26,27,31 C5EH
HARRIET THE SPY A bright girl gets in
trouble with her classmates when they
read what she wrote about them in her
notebook. Michelle Trachtenberg. (MV)
PG-1:42. MAX May 18 CSEH
HBO FIRST LOOK A behind-the-scenes
look at upcoming movies. Robin Hood
TVPG-:13. HBO May 4,6,9,14,15,18,31
CSH; Sex and the City 2 TVPG-:13.
HBO May 17,22,24,26,27,28,30 CS
H; Shrek Forever After TVPG-:13.
HBO May 11,16,19,21,27,29 CSH
HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU A group
of Baltimore men and women highlight the
complexities of coupling in this romantic
comedy. (AC,AL) PG13-2:09. HBO May
3,12,15,18,23,27,31 C5EH
THE HEIST HBO Original Movie Ex-con
Pierce Brosnan plots his revenge against
the double-crossing ex-partner who framed
him and stole his girlfriend. (AC,AL,V)
TV14/V,L,D-1:37. MAX May 13CSH
HELD UP A romantic getaway turns
disastrous for hapless businessman Jamie
Foxx in this riotous action-comedy. Nia
Long, Barry Corbin. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:29.
HBO May 4,17,21,26,30 CSEH
HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY Hellboy
is back to battle a villain who is about to
awaken a massive mechanical army in this
butt-kicking sequel. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:00.
HBO May 3,8,11,14,19,31C5EH
HELLO, DOLLY! Barbra Streisand plays
matchmaker Dolly Levi in this splashy
1969 movie version of the hit Broadway
play. G-2:25. MAX May 4 CSEH
HIGH CRIMES Attorney Ashley Judd
defends her husband against the Army’s
charges that he killed innocent civilians
during a mission. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:55.
MAX May 12,17,30 CDEH
HOFFA Jack Nicholson stars in this factbased
drama about powerful Teamsters
boss Jimmy Hoffa. Danny DeVito. (AL,GV)
R-2:20. MAX May 1,24 CDEH
HOME ALONE Macaulay Culkin stars in
this comedy smash as a boy who is accidently
left behind when his family goes to
Paris for the holidays. (AL,MV) PG-1:43.
MAX May 3,7,12,16,20,29CSEH
A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD
Romantic conflict forces two childhood
friends to examine their past relationships
in 1980s New York City. (AC,AL,BN)
R-1:37. HBO May 29 CDEH
HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS Four kids are
accidentally shrunk to the size of bugs in
this fun family adventure. Rick Moranis.
(MV) PG-1:33. HBO May 14CSEH
HOW I GOT INTO COLLEGE A lovestruck
slacker struggles to get on a top-notch
campus after he falls for a girl who’s everything
he isn’t. Anthony Edwards. (AL)
PG13-1:27. MAX May 16 CSEH
I LOVE YOU, MAN Paul Rudd’s lack of male
friends prompts him to undertake a quest
to find true “bromance” in this riotous
comedy. Jason Segel co-stars. (AC,GL,
MV) R-1:45. HBO May 3C5EH
ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS The
prehistoric pals trade the permafrost for
paradise in this third adventure in the Ice
Age series. (MV) PG-1:34. HBO May
1,2,4,9,15,19,23,27,31 C5EH
IN GOD WE TRUST A naive monk runs
amok in this comedy with Marty Feldman
as the holy man who discovers that L.A.
is hardly the “City of Angels.” (AC,AL)
PG-1:37. MAX May 26 CEH
THE IN-LAWS Michael Douglas and Albert
Brooks are the mismatched fathers of a
betrothed couple who meet days before
their wedding in this comedy. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:38. MAX May 1,26CDEH
THE INCREDIBLE HULK The not-so-jolly
green giant is back–and he needs more
anger-management lessons than ever!
Edward Norton. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:52.
MAX May 1,5,13,17,23,28CDEH
THE INFILTRATOR HBO Original Movie
The true story of an Israeli journalist in
Germany who went undercover in a secret
hate-group network. Oliver Platt. (AC,AL,
RP,V) R-1:33. MAX May 2CDEH
INKHEART Brendan Fraser’s audible reading
can bring literature to life, but at a perilous
price in this fantasy. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:46.
MAX May 1,11,21,26,31 CDEH
THE INNOCENTS Deborah Kerr stars in this
bone-chilling ghost story adapted from
Henry James’ classic The Turn of the
Screw. Michael Redgrave. (AC,MV) TVPG/
V,D-1:40. MAX May 23 CEH
INTO THE STORM HBO Original Movie
Powerful follow-up to The Gathering Storm
following Winston Churchill as he led his
England through World War II. (AC) TVPG/
D-1:39. HBO May 5,17,28C5EH
JOE SOMEBODY Tim Allen stars as an
unassertive guy whose attempt to stand up
for himself is a rousing success. Patrick
Warburton, James Belushi. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:38. MAX May 23 CDEH
JOHN CARPENTER’S GHOSTS OF MARS A
tough cop and a criminal fight a monstrous
menace on Mars in this futuristic tale.
Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube star. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:38. HBO May 6 CDEH
JOY RIDE Two brothers and a young lady
find themselves on the run from a murderous
trucker in this thriller. Paul Walker,
Leelee Sobieski, Steve Zahn. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:37. MAX May 7,23 CDEH
JURASSIC PARK Steven Spielberg’s epic
thriller about an island theme park where
dinosaurs go on a wild rampage. Sam Neill
and Laura Dern star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:06.
HBO May 3,13,16,25,28C5EH
KATIE MORGAN’S SEX QUIZ Adult-film
star Katie Morgan scores straight A’s in this
fun, fact-filled sex romp. (AC,AL,N) TVMA/
S,L-:30. HBO May 5,20,25 CSEH
KEY EXCHANGE A New Yorker exchanges
apartment keys with her boyfriend who
is terrified by the thought of monogamy.
(AL,N) R-1:36. MAX May 5 CEH
KING OF THE HILL A bright but penniless
young boy comes of age in a seedy hotel
during the Great Depression. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:43. MAX May 4 CSEH
KISS ME GOODBYE Wedding plans go
awry for Sally Field when the ghost of her
late husband makes his presence known.
(AC,AL) PG-1:41. MAX May 25CEH
KISS OF THE DRAGON Jet Li takes on a
city full of corrupt cops in this martial arts
film. Bridget Fonda co-stars. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:38. MAX May 2,11,29 CDEH
KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL A
bright girl dreams of being a reporter
during the Great Depression in this family
film inspired by the “American Girl” series.
(MV) G-1:40. MAX May 12CDEH
KUNG FU PANDA A portly panda becomes
an unlikely kung-fu fighting guardian of a
peaceful community in this animated hit.
(MV) PG-1:32. MAX May 22CDEH
LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOVER A lustful
widow turns to her estate’s handsome
gamekeeper for satisfaction. (AL,MV,RP,
SC) R-1:44. MAX May 6,21 CEH
THE LAND BEFORE TIME A kid brontosaurus
embarks on a journey to find a
mythical valley in this animated film. G-
1:09. HBO May 12,25 CDEH
LAND OF THE LOST Will Ferrell and three
companions time warp back to the prehistoric
age in this adventure based on the TV
series. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:42. HBO May
8,9,11,16,20,22,24,27,30C5EH
LARGER THAN LIFE Bill Murray has just
days to transport a big gray elephant
across the country in this comedy. (AC,AL)
PG-1:33. MAX May 24 CSEH
THE LAST CASTLE An incarcerated former
general leads a rebellion against a warden.
Robert Redford, James Gandolfini. (AC,AL,
V) R-2:11. HBO May 3,29 CDEH
THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT A couple
seeks murderous revenge on the criminals
who attacked their daughter in this
horror remake. (AC,GL,GV,N,RP) R-1:50.
HBO May 10,22,28,31 C5EH
THE LAZARUS EFFECT HBO Documentary
Films A look at the HIV/AIDS pandemic in
Africa and the impact drugs have on survival.
TVPG-:32. HBO May 24,28 CSE
LEATHERHEADS The aging star of a
struggling pro football team recruits a
college superstar in this nostalgic comedy.
George Clooney stars. (AL,MV) PG13-1:54.
HBO May 5,10,14,18,23C5EH
LIAM Stephen Frears directed this tale of
an impoverished, desperate British family
during the 1930s. Ian Hart stars. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:31. HBO May 13 CDEH
LIBERTY STANDS STILL A man who
blames a gun company for his child's
death takes aim at the company's heiress
in a public park. Linda Fiorentino. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:36. MAX May 4,14 CDEH
THE LIFE & TIMES OF TIM The Season
Two finale of HBO’s adult animated
comedy series from Steve Dildarian. 20:
London Calling/Novelist (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:26. HBO May 2,3,4,5 C5EH
LIFE ON TOP A MAX After Dark series
about a college grad who moves to NYC
and discovers her sister is an erotic model.
06: Girls Night Out (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:31. MAX May 15,27 CS
H; 07: Down for the Count (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-:35. MAX May 29
CSH; 08: First Date (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX May 24 CSH;
09: Blame It on Brazil (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX May 26 CSH
LIFE ON TOP FEATURE Compilation from
this sexy series about a grad who moves to
NYC to find out her sister is an erotic model.
03: (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-2:05. MAX
May 4,22CSH; 04: (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:29. MAX May 20 CSH
LINGERIE The sizzling hot late-night series
about a former model who launches her
own lingerie line. 06: By Design (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX May 9 C
SH; 07: Comfort Fit (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX May 9,25CSH;
08: Everyone’s a Critic (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX May 27 CSH;
09: Model Behavior (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX May 27 CSH
LINGERIE FEATURE Compilation from the
sizzling series about an ex-model’s lingerie
line. 03: (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:28.
MAX May 25CSH; 04: (AC,AL,N,S
C) TVMA/S,L-1:33. MAX May 5CSH
LITTLE MISS MARKER Left as an IOU for a
gambling debt, a charming six-year-old girl
tries to soften the heart of a grumpy bookie.
(AC) PG-1:42. MAX May 5 CEH
LOCKS OF LOVE: THE KINDEST CUT HBO
Family Documentary A heartwarming
look at three young girls who found help
thanks to the Locks of Love organization.
TVG-:37. HBO May 10,16,20CSEH
THE LONGEST DAY The Oscar®-nominated
Best Picture about D-Day, the Allied
invasion of Europe. John Wayne, Henry
Fonda. G-2:58. MAX May 2CSEH
LORD OF ILLUSIONS Clive Barker's eerie
tale about a private eye who gets embroiled
in a world of magic and evil. (AC,AL,GV,
N) R-1:49. HBO May 19C5EH
LOUIS C.K.: SHAMELESS Lucky Louie star
Louis C.K. returns to HBO for an hour of noholds-
barred, adults-only stand-up! (AC,
GL) TVMA/L-:56. HBO May 22CDH
LOVE FIELD Michelle Pfeiffer stars in an
Oscar®-nominated role as a Dallas stylist
whose trip to President Kennedy’s funeral
takes a powerful turn. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:45. HBO May 3,14 CSEH
LOVELY & AMAZING Four women contemplate
their neurotic lives in this witty film.
Catherine Keener, Brenda Blethyn, Emily
Mortimer and Dermot Mulroney. (AC,AL)
R-1:31. MAX May 17 CDEH
MADHOUSE A married couple buys a
home only to be overrun by their obnoxious
houseguests in this comedy. Kirstie Alley
and John Larroquette star. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:30. HBO May 13,26CSEH
MAKING LOVE A seemingly perfect marriage
falls apart when the husband acknowledge
his attraction to other men in this
drama. Michael Ontkean, Kate Jackson.
(AC,AL) R-1:52. MAX May 11 CH
THE MAKING OF... Behind-the-scenes look
at movies. Burn After Reading (AC,AL)
TVPG/L,D-:14. HBO May 24CSEH;
Eagle Eye (AL,MV) TVPG/V,L-:13. HBO
May 7C5EH; Land of the Lost
(AC,AL,MV) TVPG/V,L,D-:13. HBO May 5,
7,13,17,21,30CSEH; Observe and
Report (AL,MV) TVMA/L-:13. HBO May 22
CSH; The Golden Compass (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-:13. HBO May 24CSEH
MAMMA MIA! A bride-to-be reunites her
mother with three former suitors in an
effort to find her father in this adaptation of
the hit musical. (AC,MV) PG13-1:49. HBO
May 2,6,10,15,19,25,28 C5EH
MARLEY & ME Owen Wilson and Jennifer
Aniston star in this heartfelt family film
about an adorable dog with a hilarious
destructive streak. (AC,MV) PG-1:56.
MAX May 3,11,21,26 CDEH
MASTERCLASS HBO Documentary Series
A look at a program that gives high-school
students who aspire to careers in the arts
access to artists. 03: Edward Albee (AL)
TV14/L-:29. HBO May 2 CSH; 04:
Jacques d’Amboise TVG-:30. HBO May 9
CSH; 05: Olafur Eliasson (AL)
TVPG/L-:29. HBO May 16 CSEH
MAX FINAL CUT: Slumdog Millionaire An
exclusive interview with director Danny
Boyle, writer Simon Beaufoy and the stars
of Slumdog Millionaire. (AC,AL,MV)
TVPG/V,L,D-:12. MAX May 16 CSH
MAX ON SET An inside look at feature
films. Coraline (MV) TVPG/V-:13. MAX
May 8CDH; Get Him to the Greek
(AC,BN,GL) TVMA/L-:13. MAX May 27,
30 CSH; Get Smart (MV) TVPG/
V-:13. MAX May 16 CSH; The
Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
(V) TVPG/V-:20. MAX May 23CSH
MAX PAYNE Mark Wahlberg is a loner cop
bent on avenging the murders of his wife
and child in this stylish adaptation of the
popular video game. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:40. MAX May 8,14,19,24CDEH
MEET THE SPARTANS The story of
Leonidas and his army of 300 Spartans is
transformed into a comedy of epic proportions
in this spoof. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:24. MAX May 4,8,24 CDEH
MEN IN BLACK II Tommy Lee Jones and
Will Smith are back in this comedy sequel
that pits them against a sexy, but villainous
extraterrestrial. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:28.
HBO May 4,7,12,15,25,31CDEH
MILITIA An undercover agent tries to
infiltrate a militia that is making plans for
a coup d’etat of the U.S. Dean Cain. (AL,
V) R-1:29. HBO May 25 CSEH
MILK Oscar®-winner Sean Penn stars in
this story of famed gay-rights activist and
politician Harvey Milk. (AC,AL,MV) R-
2:08. MAX May 21,31 CDEH
MISS MARCH A guy just out of a coma
treks to the Playboy Mansion with his
screwball pal to win back his centerfold ex
in this comedy. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:30.
HBO May 1,23,28 C5EH
MISTRIAL HBO Original Movie Bill Pullman
stars in this edgy thriller as a veteran
New York City policeman investigating the
murder of two fellow cops. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:32. MAX May 26 CSEH
MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD Funny
comedy about a California couple who are
kidnapped by a lovestruck intergalactic
despot. Jon Lovitz, Dwier Brown. (AC,AL)
PG-1:28. HBO May 21 CDH
MONSTER’S BALL Halle Berry won the
2001 Best Actress Oscar® for her portrayal
of a black waitress who falls in love with a
racist white prison guard. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:52. HBO May 4,15 CDEH
MONSTERS VS. ALIENS A nearly 50-foot
tall woman leads a gaggle of other ’50s
throwback monsters into battle against an
alien menace in this animated film. (MV) PG-
1:34. MAX May 7,15,27 CDEH
MOTHER OF TEARS An art restorer releases
an evil witch from an ancient artifact in
Dario Argento’s chilling third installment in
his “Three Mothers” trilogy. (AC,AL,GV,
N) R-1:41. HBO May 5 C5EH
MOULIN ROUGE! The spectacular musical
with Nicole Kidman as the star attraction in
a Paris nightclub and Ewan McGregor as
the man who falls for her. (AC,MV) PG13-
2:08. MAX May 2,25 CDEH
MR. BASEBALL A baseball star’s ego takes
a big hit when he’s traded to a Japanese
team in this comedy. Tom Selleck. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:48. HBO May 20 CSEH
MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS A wealthy
widow dazzles Britain at the dawn of WWII
by staging risque variety shows. Judi
Dench and Bob Hoskins star. No relation
to the big feet of Harry and the Hendersons
(AC,AL,N) R-1:43. MAX May 27 CDEH
THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON
EMPEROR Brendan Fraser awakens an evil
2,000-year-old emperor and his undead
army in Shanghai in this third thrilling film
in the series. Jet Li. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:52.
MAX May 1,6,12,18,28 CDEH
THE MUSIC IN ME: CHILDREN’S RECITALS
FROM CLASSICAL TO LATIN, JAZZ TO
ZYDECO This documentary profiles young
musicians, ages 7 to 11, each from a
different musical and cultural tradition.
(NA) TVG-:29. HBO May 7,27 CSE
MY LIFE IN RUINS The Mediterranean world
holds romance among the ancient relics
for a dispirited Greek tour guide in this
endearing comedy. Nia Vardalos. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:35. MAX May 29,30CDEH
MY SISTER’S KEEPER An 11-year-old girl
battles her parents for ownership of her
body in this heart-pulling drama. Cameron
Diaz, Abigail Breslin. (AC,AL) PG13-1:49.
HBO May 22,23,25,30 C5EH
N
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE
John Belushi leads the charge in this
comedy classic about the wildly obscene
antics of a college frat house. (AL,N) R-
1:49. MAX May 4,24 CSEH
NEW BEST FRIEND A shy young woman’s
introduction into an ultra-popular college
social circle ends in tragedy in this gripping
drama. Mia Kirshner stars. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:31. MAX May 1,19,27 CDEH
NEW JERSEY DRIVE Car-stealing teens
spark a violent conflict with Newark cops
in this drama. Sharron Corley, Gabriel
Casseus and Saul Stein star. (AC,GL,V)
R-1:38. MAX May 16 CSEH
NIGHTS IN RODANTHE A shorefront inn
houses romance for reluctant lovers Diane
Lane and Richard Gere in this drama based
on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:37. MAX May 9,28CDEH
NIM’S ISLAND An adventurous girl protects
her island home with the help of a fiction
writer in this family film. Abigail Breslin,
Jodie Foster, Gerard Butler. (MV) PG-1:36.
HBO May 9,11,15,24,28C5EH
NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE An outrageous
spoof of teen movies about a brainy
girl who becomes the subject of a bet
between two jocks. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:29.
MAX May 7,19,29 CDEH
O
OBSERVE AND REPORT Delusional mall
security guard Seth Rogen clashes with a
detective while trying to catch a flasher in
this darkly comic tale. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-
1:26. HBO May 3,8,21,27C5EH
ORPHAN A family discovers that the sweet
nine-year-old girl they adopted may have
an evil side in this chilling tale. Vera
Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard. (AC,AL,BN,MV)
R-2:03. MAX May 14,29 CDEH
OVER HER DEAD BODY Eva Longoria
Parker sparkles as a late bride-to-be who
comes back from the dead to sabotage her
ex-fiance’s new romance. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:35. MAX May 5,14,22,27CDEH
P
THE PACIFIC The conclusion of HBO’s epic
10-part miniseries event following three
Marines in the Pacific theater of WWII.
Part Seven (AC,AL,BN,GV) TVMA/V,L-
:51. HBO May 1,12 C5EH;
Part Eight: (AC,AL,GV) TVMA/V,L-:56.
HBO May 2,4,5,7,8,12 C5EH;
Part Nine: (AC,AL,GV) TVMA/V,L-:58.
HBO May 9,11,12,14,15C5EH;
Part Ten (AC,AL,GV) TVMA/V,L-1:01. HBO
May 16,18,19,21,22 C5EH
PREMATURE A streetwise teenager is
forced to make the most difficult decision
of her life when she discovers she’s
pregnant in this short film. (AC,AL,V)
TVMA/V,L-:15. MAX May 2,17 CH
PRIDE AND GLORY A family of men rooted
in the NYPD finds their bonds strained
during an investigation in this drama.
Edward Norton, Colin Farrell. (AC,AL,BN,
V) R-2:10. MAX May 2,10,19CDEH
PRIVATE PARTS Riotous comedy about the
hot career and wild times of Howard Stern,
America’s wildest, raunchiest—and most
controversial—radio host. (AC,AL,N)
R-1:49. MAX May 5 CSEH
PRIZZI’S HONOR Mafia hit man Jack
Nicholson sees his perfect match in hit
woman Kathleen Turner. (AL,BN,V) R-
2:09. MAX May 29 CDEH
THE PROMOTION Two employees compete
for the top job in a new grocery store in this
comedy. Seann William Scott, John C. Reilly
and Jenna Fischer star. (AC,AL,MV) R-
1:26. MAX May 11,17,28 CDEH
R
RADIOLAND MURDERS It’s 1939 and
Chicago’s new radio station hits the air
without a hitch–until staffers start turning
up dead in this crazy comedy. (AC,AL)
PG-1:48. MAX May 11 CSEH
THE REAL MCCOY Notorious former bank
robber Kim Basinger is forced to aid an old
rival in this riveting heist flick. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:45. MAX May 14 CSEH
REAL SEX 11 Real Sex is back to span the
world to uncover more fun and unusual
sexual practices of real people. (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:54. HBO May 6 CSE
REAL SEX 23 This edition of the eyepopping,
adults-only video magazine
includes a visit with a former-porn-starturned-
performance artist. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:46. HBO May 17,27 CSE
A REAL SEX XTRA: PORNUCOPIA: GOING
DOWN IN THE VALLEY 01: Perky and
Punctual The premiere episode of this
adults-only series visits an agency where
hopefuls audition for pornos. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:26. HBO May 20,27 CSE
REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL
HBO’s Emmy®-winning sports series. 157:
(AL) TVPG/L-:58. HBO May 2 CSE
H; 158: (AL) TVPG/L-:58. HBO May
18,20,23,25,27,29,31 CSEH
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER Bill
Maher’s acclaimed talk/comedy series.
182: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:58. HBO May 2,
3,5 CSH; 183: (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:58. HBO May 7,9,10,12 CSH;
184: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:58. HBO May
14,16,17,19 CSH; 185: (AC,
AL) TVMA/L-:58. HBO May 21,23,24,
26 CSH; 186: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:58. HBO May 28,30,31 CSH
RESIDENT EVIL Milla Jovovich leads an
elite police unit into a contaminated
biotech operation filled with killer zombies.
Michelle Rodriguez. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:40.
MAX May 2,10,14,29 CDEH
REVOLUTIONARY ROAD Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet reteam in this critically
acclaimed drama about a young couple’s
crumbling marriage. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-
1:59. HBO May 1,20 C5EH
THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW Season One
finale of HBO’s new animated comedy
series based on the hit audio podcast series.
10: The Fight (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:25. HBO
May 2,3,4 C5EH; 11: Beetles
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:24. HBO May 7,9,10,11
C5EH; 12: Noises (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:25. HBO May 14,16,17,18 C5E
H; 13: Freaks (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:25.
HBO May 21,23,24,25 C5EH
RICKY GERVAIS: OUT OF ENGLAND - THE
STAND-UP SPECIAL Award-winning actor
Ricky Gervais performs in his first-ever
HBO stand-up special. (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-1:13. HBO May 9,15 CDH
RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS A young
woman must replan her future when she
gets pregnant. Drew Barrymore. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:11. MAX May 23 CDEH
THE RIVER WILD A family’s river rafting
trip takes a deadly turn when they meet
two strangers asking for their help. (AL,V)
PG13-1:51. MAX May 11 CSEH
ROCK STAR Mark Wahlberg stars as the
singer of a band whose dream of rock
stardom becomes a reality. (AC,AL,N) R-
1:46. HBO May 7,12 CDEH
THE ROCKER Embittered wannabe-rock
star Rainn Wilson gets a second chance to
hit the big time in this riotous comedy.
Christina Applegate. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-1:42.
MAX May 5,15,20,25,30 CDEH
ROCKNROLLA A small-time con artist
attempts a ruse that ensnares him in a
series of scams. Gerard Butler. (AC,GL,
GV) R-1:54. MAX May 7,23CDEH
ROGER CORMAN’S FRANKENSTEIN
UNBOUND A scientist runs into Frankenstein’s
monster in the 19th century. (AC,V)
R-1:25. HBO May 14,27 CSEH
ROGUE A giant crocodile terrorizes the
passengers of an Australian river cruise
after stranding them on an island. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:33. HBO May 26 C5EH
ROLE MODELS Misdemeanor stupidity has
Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd doing
community service as mentors to young
kids in this comedy. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:39.
HBO May 9,17,22,28 C5EH
THE RUSSIA HOUSE Sean Connery must
determine the authenticity of a revealing
document about the Soviet Union. (AC,AL)
R-2:03. MAX May 14 CSEH
S
SAY IT ISN’T SO A young man is shocked
to discover that the love of his life might be
his sister! Chris Klein stars. (AC,AL,MV)
R-1:36. MAX May 8,13,26CDEH
SECTION 60: ARLINGTON NATIONAL
CEMETERY HBO Documentary Films A
look at the final resting place for those who
died fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. TVPG-
:54. HBO May 4,19,21,25,31CSEH
SEMI-PRO Will Ferrell heads back to the
’70s as the player/coach/owner of a lousy
basketball team. (AC,GL, MV,N) R-1:31.
MAX May 1,10,14,20,26 CDEH
SERGIO HBO Documentary Films An
inspiring look at UN diplomat Sergio Vieira
de Mello. (AC,AL,V) TV14/V,L,D-1:34. HBO
May 6,9,12,17,22,24 C5EH
17 AGAIN A middle-aged man magically
turns back into a 17-year-old in this
comedy. Zac Efron. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:42.
MAX May 1,2,3,5,13,18,23,28CDEH
SEX AND THE CITY (THE MOVIE) Carrie
and the girls must lean on their friendship
more than ever. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-2:25.
HBO May 1,14,26,30 C5EH
SEX GAMES CANCUN Cancun is the place
for passionate fulfillment in this sexy series.
01: Last Temptation of Hank (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX May 30CSH;
02: Dorian’s Domain (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX May 30 CSH;
03: Scents & Sensibility (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX May 17 CSH;
04: Same Time, Next Year (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX May 17 CSH
SEX GAMES CANCUN: FEATURE Compilation
of episodes from this erotic series
about swingers in Cancun. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:24. MAX May 13,26CSH
SHADES OF BROOKLYN, VOLUME 1
Volume 1 takes an in-depth look at the
theme of sexuality and our youth. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:19. MAX May 12 CSH
SHORT TIME A retiring cop races to collect
line-of-duty insurance to pay for his son's
Harvard education. Dabney Coleman. (AL,
V) PG13-1:37. MAX May 21 CDH
SHORTS A wish-granting rock falls into
various hands resulting in small-town
mayhem in this tale. (MV) PG-1:29. HBO
May 6,8,11,19,22,27,31 C5EH
SHREK An ogre sets out to save a princess
with the help of a chatty donkey in this
Oscar®-winning hit. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:30.
HBO May 4,13,21,26,29 CDEH
SIN CITY DIARIES FEATURE 04: Luck is a
Lady Compilation from the sexy series about
Vegas high-rollers. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-2:15. MAX May 3,18 CSH
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY Abused wife
Julia Roberts goes to extremes to escape
her homicidal ex-husband. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:38. MAX May 9,17,27 CDEH
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE Love and life in a
Mumbai slum inspire an Indian youth’s run
on a popular TV game show. (AC,AL,V) R-
2:01. MAX May 5,13,22 CDEH
SNOW ANGELS Tragic foreboding hangs
over the citizens of a small town in this
drama. Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:47. MAX May 19CDEH
SNOW FALLING ON CEDARS A journalist
reflects upon his childhood lover while
reporting on a criminal trial. (AC,AL,BN,V)
PG13-2:07. MAX May 21 CSEH
SOLO Mario Van Peebles is an android with
a conscience who uses body and soul to
tackle a Third World catastrophe. (AL,V)
PG13-1:34. HBO May 3,12C5EH
THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP HBO Original
Movie The unique friendship shared by
British prime minister Tony Blair and U.S.
president Bill Clinton in the ’90s. Dennis
Quaid, Michael Sheen. TV14-1:32. HBO 
May 29,30,31 CSEH
SPEED RACER The classic ’60s animated
series explodes on the screen in this dazzling
live-action adaptation. (AC,AL,V) PG-
2:15. MAX May 5,11,22 CDEH
SPIDER-MAN A spider bite transforms a
nerd into a web-slinging superhero. Tobey
Maguire, Willem Dafoe. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:01. MAXMay 2,10,15,21,26CDEH
STATE OF PLAY The murder of a politician's
aide scratches the surface of a conspiracy
and leads reporter Russell Crowe on a
perilous hunt for the truth. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-2:07. MAX May 4,16CDEH
STEPHEN KING’S SILVER BULLET A handicapped
boy fears a werewolf is behind a
series of murders. Gary Busey, Corey Haim.
(AL,GV) R-1:35. MAX May 6 CEH
STEPHEN KING’S THINNER A gypsy’s
curse causes an overweight man to lose
weight irreversibly in this thriller. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:32. HBO May 13 CSEH
STREETS OF FIRE A tough loner tries to
rescue his lady from a motorcycle gang.
Michael Pare, Diane Lane. (AC,AL,V) PG-
1:34. MAX May 30 CDEH
THE SUBSTITUTE 4: FAILURE IS NOT AN
OPTION A former mercenary infiltrates a
Nazi group at a military academy. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-1:31. HBO May 26CDEH
SUBURBAN COMMANDO Galactic rogue
Hulk Hogan goes from deep space to the
suburbs in this cosmic comedy. (AC,AL,
MV) PG-1:31. MAX May 19 CSH
SUGAR A young Dominican baseball talent
slides into American life when he is called
up to play in the minor leagues. (AC,
AL,MV) R-1:54. MAX May 10SEH
SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH HBO’s comedy
series following three characters in a
modern-day high school. 03: (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:28. HBO May 20,25,31 CSEH
SWITCH A dead man is not allowed to enter
Heaven unless he goes back as a female
and finds a woman who likes him. (AC,
AL) R-1:43. HBO May 18 CDEH
SWORDFISH Secret villain John Travolta
forces a paroled hacker to help him pull
off a massive heist. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:39.
MAX May 7,12,18,24,30 CDEH
T
THE TAILOR OF PANAMA Sleazy secret
agent Pierce Brosnan blackmails a tailor
into helping him in Panama. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:50. HBO May 3 CSEH
TAKEN Liam Neeson becomes a one-man
killing machine after his daughter is
kidnapped by vicious slave-traders in this
thriller. (AC,V) PG13-1:31. HBO May
1,5,10,18,22,26,28,30 C5EH
TAKING CHANCE HBO Original Movie A
military officer's life is changed after
taking an assignment to escort home the
body of a young Marine. (AC) TVPG/D-
1:18. HBO May 30,31 C5EH
TED WILLIAMS A look at the life, career
and bizarre end of great Boston Red Sox
baseball slugger Ted Williams. (AL) TVPG/
L-1:15. HBO May 9,24 CSEH
TERMINATOR SALVATION Christian Bale is
mankind's last hope against the machines
in this fourth installment in the Terminator
series. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:55. MAX
May 7,11,16,19,27,31 CDEH
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE
BEGINNING The origins of Leatherface are
brought to eerie life in this prequel. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:31. HBO May 6 C5EH
THE THING Gruesome remake about an
Antarctic research team that defrosts an
alien terror from the ice. Kurt Russell. (AL,
GV) R-1:49. MAX May 13,22CSEH
TOMMY BOY Slacker Chris Farley goes on
the road with snide David Spade to save
his family’s business. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-
1:37. MAX May 8,28 CSEH
TRAIL OF THE PINK PANTHER The Pink
Panther diamond is missing again...and so
is Inspector Clouseau! (AC,AL,BN,MV)
PG-1:37. MAX May 24 CEH
TRAINING DAY Denzel Washington won
the Oscar® for his role as a dirty cop who
trains a rookie partner. (AC,AL,N,RP,V) R-
2:02. MAX May 1,6,10,18,28CDEH
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
The war between the Autobots® and the
Decepticons® continues in this blockbuster
action sequel!(AC,AL,V) PG13-2:30. MAX
May 15,16,17,19,25,30,31CDEH
TREME HBO’s new drama series set in
post-Katrina New Orleans. 04: At the Foot
of Canal Street TVMA-:59. HBO May
2,4,5,6,20 C5EH; 05: Shame,
Shame, Shame TVMA-:59. HBO May 9,
11,12,13,20C5EH; 06: Shoo Fly,
Don’t Bother Me TVMA-:58. HBO May 16,
18,19,20,23C5EH; 07: TVMA-
:57. HBO May 23,25,26,27C5EH
TROPIC THUNDER Ben Stiller's hit comedy
about a group of actors who find trouble
shooting in the jungle. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:47.
HBO May 7,11,17,29 C5EH
TRUE BLOOD HBO’s smash-hit vampire
drama series. 19: Release Me (AC,AL,N,
V) TVMA/V,S,L-:53. HBO May 2C5E
H; 20: Timebomb (AC,AL,BN,V) TVMA/
V,L-:53. HBO May 9C5EH; 21:
I Will Rise Up (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-
:52. HBO May 16 C5EH; 22:
New World In My View (AC,AL,N,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:45. HBO May 23 C5E
H; 23: Frenzy (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,
S,L-:53. HBO May 30 C5EH
TRUE BLOOD SEASON 2 RECAP A look back
at the blood-sucking events of Season Two
of the hit HBO vampire series. TVPG-:13.
HBO May 23,24,26,28,29 CSEH
TURBULENCE Bullets streak the skies with
blood when a killer takes control of an
airplane as it flies into a storm. (AL,V)
R-1:41. HBO May 21,31 CDEH
21 GRAMS The past and present lives of
three unwittingly entwined characters
collide after a jarring crash. (AC,AL,V) R-
2:04. MAX May 22 CDEH
24/7 MAYWEATHER/MOSLEY A four-part
series following Floyd Mayweather Jr. and
Shane Mosley as they prep for their May 1
PPV bout. #1: (AL) TVMA/L-:28. HBO May
1CSEH; #2: (AL) TVMA/L-:28. HBO
May 1CSEH; #3: (AL) TVMA/L-:25.
HBO May 1CSEH; #4: (AL) TVMA/L-
:29. HBO May 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8CSEH
U
UNFAITHFUL Diane Lane earned an Oscar®
nomination for her role as a housewife
blown into a whirlwind affair. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-2:04. MAX May 8,17,28CDEH
THE UNINVITED A young woman is
haunted by nightmarish visions and a
venomous stepmother upon her return
from an institution. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:27.
HBO May 5,10,16,22,28C5EH
UNKNOWN Five men–some bound, some
beaten–awaken in a warehouse with no
memory of how they got there or why. Jim
Caviezel, Greg Kinnear. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:25. HBO May 31 C5EH
V
THE VAULT OF HORROR Trapped in the
basement of a skyscraper, five men reveal
their recurring dreams of terror. (AC,AL,
V) PG-1:26. MAX May 3 CEH
VIDEODROME David Cronenberg's shocker
about a TV exec who stumbles upon a
strange and violent transmission. (AL,GV,N,
RP,SC) R-1:27. MAX May 9 CEH
VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED Ten demon kids
use their superior mental powers to take
control of a town in John Carpenter's eerie
remake of the horror classic. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:38. MAX May 28 CSEH
VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
A nuclear sub may be Earth's only hope of
salvation in this 1961 classic film. (MV)
PG-1:45. MAX May 13 CSEH
W
WATCHMEN A group of retired super
heroes reunite when the murder of one of
their own points to a much-larger threat.
Malin Akerman. (AC,AL,BN,RP,V) R-2:42.
MAX May 9,14,20,29 CDEH
THE WEIGHT OF WATER A photojournalist
sets out for the New England coast to look
into a 100-year-old murder case. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:54. MAX May 8 CDEH
WHITE OLEANDER A teenage girl is
bounced through the foster care system
during her mother's imprisonment. Alison
Lohman, Michelle Pfeiffer. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:50. HBO May 6,14CDEH
WISEGIRLS Three waitresses get in over
their heads while working in a Mob-infused
Staten Island restaurant. Mira Sorvino,
Mariah Carey, Melora Walters star. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:36. MAX May 30 CDEH
WITNESS Philly cop Harrison Ford finds
danger–and love–in Pennsylvania Dutch
country in this acclaimed thriller. (AL,N,V)
R-1:52. MAX May 6,16 CSEH
THE WOMEN The classic 1939 film gets a
modern facelift in this ensemble comedy
about NYC women facing issues with
family, friendship and infidelity. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:54. MAX May 6,15CDEH
WORKING GIRL Melanie Griffith is a pretty
secretary who trades in her miniskirt for a
business suit to prove that she's more than
just a pair of legs. Harrison Ford. (AC,AL,
N) R-1:54. MAX May 14,27CDEH
THE WORLD’S GREATEST LOVER A movie
mogul launches a search for the next
Rudolph Valentino, but gets a Milwaukee
baker instead. Gene Wilder, Carol Kane.
(AL) PG-1:29. MAX May 7 CEH
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE Hugh
Jackman unleashes the claws of his mutant
alter ego in this tale that explores Wolverine's
dark genesis. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:47. MAX May 31 CDEH
XANADU A Greek goddess (Olivia Newton-
John) inspires an aging musician (Gene
Kelly) and an artist to open a roller disco
palace. With Michael Beck. (AC,AL,BN)
PG-1:36. MAX May 12 CSEH
THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD HBO
Documentary Films The outrageous efforts
of the Yes Men who champion worthy
causes and more through high-profile,
politically charged hoaxes. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-1:25. HBO May 7CSEH
YOU DON’T KNOW JACK HBO Original
Movie Al Pacino stars as Dr. Jack
Kevorkian, the infamous “Doctor Death”
who became the poster child for assisted
suicide in the 1990s. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-
2:14. HBO May 2,5,8,10,13,16C5E
YOUNG GUNS II Billy the Kid is back to
take one last shot at changing the lie that
became a legend in this sequel. Emilio
Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:44. HBO May 7,18,24,29CSEH
ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES The sizzling
series about the blog of erotic writer Zane.
19: On the Prowl (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,
L-:30. MAX May 2 CSH; 20: The
Stakeout (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29.
MAX May 1,2CSH; 21: Dinner at
Eight (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX
May 2,4,5,8 CSH; 22: Trading
Spaces (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29.
MAX May 7,9,11,12,15 CSH; 23:
The Workout (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:27. MAX May 14,16,18,19,22 CS
H; 24: Brazen (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,
L-:31. MAX May 21,23,25,26,29 CS
H; 25: End Game (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:30. MAX May 28,30 CSH
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This month: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen and Drag Me To Hell
Coming in June: NIGHT AT THE MUSUEM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN
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Guidelines. We hope that, used in conjunction
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"United 93" The horror and heroism of September 11, 2001, is seen from the perspective of the hijacked airplane that did not reach its intended target, thanks to a selfless group of passengers. Described by Variety as “taut, visceral and predictably gut-wrenching,” United 93 chronicles the flight as the four hijackers take control and steer a course of terror. While air-traffic controllers and military personnel scramble in the wake of planes slamming into the Twin Towers, the passengers of Flight 93 realize they are part of another suicide mission—and that they are the only hope to stop it. Written and directed by Paul Greengrass. United 93 has been seen on various HBO channels: HBO, HBO SIGNATURE, HBO LATINO and HBO HighDef.
All 3000 names (AL,V) R-1:51.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles premiered in 2008. End of the world to follow.
Unless the second Terminator can be stopped...see the sneak preview videos

Other movie listings this month:
American Movie Classics ... Turner Classic Movies ... A&E ... History Channel ... Starz Kids & Family ... Encore
Starz ... Starz in Black ... Starz Edge ... Starz Comedy ... Encore's Mystery ... Drama and Action Channels and Wam
Showtime ... Showtime Too ... Showtime's Flix Channel ... The Movie Channel ... Showtime Women and Sundance channel
Starz Cinema ... Starz HDTV ... Encore Westerns ... MoviePlex and Encore's Love Channel
SciFi Channel movies & TV-marathons ... USA Network movies

Doc Hudson is the Hudson Hornet
If anyone asks,
I was smashin' mailboxes with
Lightning McQueen

If you like Lord Of The Rings or Star Wars, the White Witch recommends The Chronicles of Narnia...Aslan is on the move
Are you lost without Lost? Join Mike Nelson and friends for a look back at the pilot episode!

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Past movies on HBO/Cinemax have included:

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Trek movies, Doom (military unit vs. bloodthirsty mutants on Mars, based on the videogame), The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men), John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth), Twister (Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, technology vs. class 5 tornado), Robot Jox (giant robots of the apocalypse), Teen Wolf Too, The Island (two clones decide to escape from their island prison), Little Shop of Horrors (Rick Moranis, Steve Martin), The Goonies (Anne Ramsey vs. gang of kids for pirate treasure hidden in underground cavern), Cobra (Stallone), Sphere, and various comedy movies Many of the movie links on this page go to detailed movie reviews that originally appeared on Turner television networks or websites including TBS, TNT and Turner Movie Classics. Turner and HBO are Time-Life companies. HBO is one of the few TV networks remaining that does not currently brand programming with semi-transparent logos of the main network and each respective theme channel, let alone damned annoying animated ads for other programming across the bottom of the screen.

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