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ABOUT FACE: SUPERMODELS THEN AND NOW
The world of the supermodel
is seen from the
perspective of its most
successful and exquisite
denizens in this unique
video portrait. Shedding
light on the roles each
played in defining, and
redefining, beauty over
time, modeling legends
Carol Alt, Christie
Brinkley, Jerry Hall,
Beverly Johnson, Paulina
Porizkova, Isabella
Rossellini, Cheryl Tiegs
and 10 others look back
at their careers in the
world of fashion.
Directed by Timothy
Greenfield-Sanders, the
film reveals the stories of
the women behind countless
magazine covers as
they talk about the fleeting
nature of their work,
their complex relationships
with their physical
appearance, and more.
(AC,AL,N) TV14/S,L,D-
1:12
THE ADDAMS FAMILY America’s First
Family of Ghouls hits the big screen in this comedy. Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston and Christopher Lloyd star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:40 ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head with the arrival of a new
addition to America's most ghoulish family. Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston. (AC,MV) PG13-1:34
THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU
Fate takes a hand in the pre-planned lives of a politician and a ballerina in this intriguing tale from the mind of Blade Runner author Philip K. Dick. Matt Damon stars as congressional hopeful David Norris, whose chance meeting with a spirited dancer (Emily Blunt) strikes an instant spark-and the attention of mysterious forces whose predestined plan for David require them to prevent the couple from falling in love. Anthony Mackie, John Slattery, Michael Kelly and Terence Stamp costar in this “enormously entertaining” (Washington Post) tale. (AC,MV) PG13-1:46
AIRPORT ’77
Air disaster strikes again in this third Airport film that finds passengers on a luxury jet stranded beneath the sea when a hijacking plot goes awry in the Bermuda Triangle. Jimmy Stewart (AC,AL,V) PG-1:53
ALIEN
It remains one of the scariest and influential horror films ever made. This "Director's Cut" of Ridley Scott's chilling 1979 masterpiece-featuring several minutes of restored footage along with some minor edits-follows a space crew as they answer a distress call from a remote planet. What they find is an alien horror beyond their worst nightmares. An Oscar®-winner for Best Visual Effects. Starring Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm and Yaphet Kotto. Directed by Ridley Scott; screenplay by Dan O'Bannon, story by Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett. (AC,AL,V) R-1:56
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED
Mischievous musical
chipmunks Alvin, Simon
and Theodore kick it
into survivor mode when
they wind up stranded on
a deserted island in this
third riotous part in the
series. Thanks (as usual)
to the ever-troublesome
Alvin, an innocent kite
ride during a cruise ship
voyage lands the
Chipmunks in the remote
paradise with their hapless
buddy Dave (Jason Lee),
their female-singing pals
the Chipettes, and the
nefarious Ian (David
Cross). “It’s good, clean,
old-fashioned family fun”
(Birmingham Mail). Costarring
Jenny Slate and
Justin Long,Matthew Gray
Gubler, Jesse McCartney,
Amy Poehler, Anna Faris
and Christina Applegate.
G-1:27.
ALWAYS
A deceased firefighting pilot returns from heaven to look after the airman who replaced him in Steven Spielberg's remake of "A Guy Named Joe". ichard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, Audrey Hepburn (AC,AL) PG13-2:02
THE ALZHEIMER’S PROJECT Alzheimer's disease is the second-most-feared illness in America, after cancer. Is our anxiety justified? HBO presents this multi-part campaign that provides answers to many questions surrounding the disease. Featuring four HBO feature documentaries and a host of other specials on HBO’s various multi-media services, including HBO.com and HBO On Demand, this groundbreaking project will focus on Alzheimer's-including its causes, symptoms, treatments and possible cures-as well as the personal stories of those living with this terrible disease
AMERICAN GRAFFITI
A group of ’50s teens experience the highs and lows of youth on their last night together before college in
George Lucas' 1973 classic. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG-1:52
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
A widowed U.S. President finds love with a lobbyist during a daunting election year. Michael Douglas, Annette Bening. (AC,AL) PG13-1:53
AMERICAN REUNION
The American Pie gang
is back for their reunion!
For Jim, Michelle, Oz,
Kevin, Finch and their
circle of friends, life isn’t
quite as easy and carefree
as it was in 1999.
Luckily, Stifler is the
same as ever and this is
one reunion weekend
sure to be loaded with
laughs, sexual shenanigans
and embarrassing
internet videos!
“American Reunion is
one last slice of pie
worth having” (IGN
DVD). Starring Jason
Biggs, Alyson Hannigan,
Chris Klein, Seann
William Scott, Thomas
Ian Nicholas, Mena
Suvari, Eddie Kaye
Thomas, Jennifer
Coolidge and Eugene
Levy. (AC,AL,N) R-1:53
ANACONDA
An expedition into the Amazon turns to terror when a group of filmmakers encounter a 40-foot snake! Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:29
ANSWERS TO NOTHING
A kidnapping connects a
diverse group of Los
Angelenos in this drama.
A troubled therapist who
is cheating on his wife, a
black TV writer who can’t
stand her own race, a
lonely cop with a secret,
a gamer who is obsessed
with the kidnapping, and
a woman seeking redemption
through running with
her brain-dead brother
are some of the intriguing
threads that intersect in
this tale that is shocking,
moving and heartfelt.
The ensemble cast features
Miranda Bailey,
Julie Benz, Dane Cook,
Zach Gilford, Kali Hawk,
Mark Kelly, Elizabeth
Mitchell, Erik Palladino,
Vincent Ventresca, Aja
Volkman and Barbara
Hershey. (AL,N,SC,V) R-2:04
APOLLO 18
Officially, Apollo 17, launched December 7, 1972, was the last manned mission to the moon. But two years later, in December of 1974, two American astronauts were sent on a secret mission to the moon funded by the U.S. Department of Defense. While NASA denies the authenticity of the footage shot on this mission, others say it's the real reason we've never gone back to the moon. Warren Christie and Lloyd Owen star in this taut 2011 sci-fi thriller. PG-13
ARMY OF DARKNESS
The third film in the Evil Dead series finds Ash battling demons and an army of the dead in medieval times. Bruce Campbell stars. (AC,AL,V) R-1:21
ASYLUM BLACKOUT
When an electrical storm cuts power to a hospital for
the criminally insane, a group of staffers find themselves
locked in the dark with weapon-wielding crazies lurking
in every corner. What ensues is a nail-biting bloodbath
with a wicked twist. Rupert Evans, Kenny Doughty,
Joseph Kennedy, Dave Legeno and Marcus Garvey star.
Directed by Alexandre Courtes; written by S. Craig Zahler,
additional material and dialogue by Jerome Fansten.
(AC,AL,GV) TVMA/V,L-1:25
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Michael J. Fox is an ’80s teen who zooms back to the nifty ’50s in this unforgettable film. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:56. MAX Jan.22 CDEH
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II Marty McFly and Doc Brown go back to 1955 to recover a sports almanac to prevent the future from turning into Potterville from It's A Wonderful Life. (AC,AL) PG-
1:48. MAX Jan.22 CDEH
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III Time traveler Marty McFly revs up the DeLorean one last time to save Doc’s life in the Wild West conclusion to the trilogy. Cameo by ZZ TOP (AC,AL) PG-1:58. MAX Jan.22 CDEH
BANSHEE, A new series from the creator of TRUE BLOOD
In Banshee, PA, it's a fine line that
separates the cops from the crooks...
especially when the town's sheriff in-
waiting is actually a master thief.
From Alan Ball, the creator of True
Blood, comes this action series that
charts the twists and turns of Lucas
Hood (Antony Starr), a recently
paroled ex-con who assumes the
identity of the town's new sheriff. In
town to find his former partner and
lover Carrie (Ivana Milicevic), Hood
settles into his role as lawman in a
corrupt town controlled by Amish
overlord Kai Proctor (Ulrich
Thomsen)--even as his appetite for
both crime and Carrie pulls him down a
dangerous path. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:45. MAX
BARB WIRE
A powerfully armed Pamela Anderson takes razor-sharp aim at wrongdoers in this futuristic action film (AL,N,V) R-1:38
BEATDOWN
Indebted to a local crime lord, a tough young street fighter holes up with his father in a small town where he puts his battle skills to the test in an underground fighting circuit. Aided by a once-legendary MMA star, Brandon (Rudy Youngblood) brawls his way to the top as he sets his sights on voiding his debt and moving on with his life in the wake of his brother’s murder. (AL,GV,N) R-1:30
THE BEST EXOTIC MERIGOLD HOTEL
Seven British seniorsmove to a retirement residence in India that doesn’t come quite as advertised in this “charming Indian odyssey” (Hollywood Reporter). Calling the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel a dump is a kind understatement, but for the new arrivals, it soon reveals an enchanting side in a wildly different culture. Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Dev Patel with Tom Wilkinson and Maggie Smith. (AC,AL) PG13-2:04
BEYOND
A police detective nearing retirement who is obsessed with
child abductions is assigned to find a 7-year-old girl who
vanishes from her bedroom one night in an Anchorage
suburb. With the trail getting cold and time running out,
the cop starts to wonder if this is a simple kidnapping or
if supernatural forces are at work, as he clashes with a
mysterious radio psychic who claims to have visions of
the missing girl. Jon Voight and Teri Polo star in this
chiller. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:39
BEYOND 9/11: PORTRAITS OF RESILIENCE, HBO Documentary Films
Marking the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on New York, this film features the untold stories of 40 women and men who led America and sacrificed for it in the hours, days and months that followed September 11, 2001. The film premiered on Sunday, September 11 at 8:46am-exactly ten years to the minute from American Airlines Flight 11’s crash into the World Trade Center Tower Building #1. TVPG-:51
BIG MIRACLE
In tiny Barrow, Alaska, a “save the whales” tale turns
into an unlikely international collaboration. With three
gray whales trapped by ice forming near Barrow, it’s up
to determined activist Drew Barrymore and dedicated
TV reporter John Krasinski to find some way to save
them.What follows is an incredible effort to broker a path
to safety for the helpless creatures. Kristen Bell, Dermot
Mulroney, Tim Blake Nelson, Vinessa Shaw and Ted
Danson co-star. (MV) PG-1:47
BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
‘Big Momma’ is dragged out of mothballs when FBI man Martin Lawrence must go undercover-in a girls school-in this third hilarious film in the series. With vital evidence hidden somewhere within the stalwart institution, it’s up to Lawrence and his precocious son Trent (Brandon T. Jackson) to don ladies garb and pass themselves off as ‘Big Momma’ and her grandniece ‘Charmaine.’ But finding a missing flash drive that implicates a devious Russian mobster is not so easy when they find themselves surrounded by a scantily clad student body. Jessica Lucas co-stars (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47
THE BIG PICTURE: RETHINKING DYSLEXIA
Directed by James Redford, this personal, touching and
sometimes humorous look at dyslexia offers a broader
and clearer view of the minds of people with the developmental
reading disorder. Spotlighting a cross-section
of individuals, including Redford’s own son, Dylan, and
featuring interviews with notable dyslexics, including
Charles Schwab, Richard Branson, and others, the film
reveals how an individual’s unique strategies for coping
can help lead to success. TVG-:52
BIG STAN
Meet Big Stan: the toughest guy in the prison yard. Rob Schneider is hilarious as the scammer who transforms himself into a kung-fu tough guy in order to survive in prison in this comedy. Facing several years behind bars and having an incapacitating fear of man-rape, Stan uses the months leading up to his incarceration to train under the toughest sensei in the world. Once in the joint, Stan’s skills result in a surprising turn of events among the violent population-raising the ire of the corrupt warden. Co-starring Jennifer Morrison, Scott Wilson, Henry Gibson, Richard Kind, Sally Kirkland and Jackson Rathbone with M. Emmet Walsh and David Carradine. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:49
THE BIG YEAR
Life goes to the birds—literally—for a trio of obsessed avian enthusiasts in this comedy starring Jack Black, Steve Martin and Owen Wilson. For devoted ‘birders,’ a Big Year is the ultimate quest: an informal competition
to see or hear as many species as possible in a year. For Brad Harris (Black) and Stu Preissler (Martin), it’s the culmination of a lifelong love of birding. But when reigning record-holder Kenny Bostick (Wilson) gets wind of their efforts, he takes the competition to fanatical new heights, leading the three on a comical circuit of America in search of warblers, woodpeckers, sapsuckers, and everything in between. (MV) PG-1:40.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY
Murder and marriage go hand in hand for demonic doll Chucky and his bride Jennifer Tilly in this fourth
bloody Child’s Play film. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:29
BOARDWALK EMPIRE
Winner of 12 Emmys®, the hit HBO series presents the
Season 3 finale! Throughout Season 3, Nucky Thompson
(Steve Buscemi), Atlantic City’s czar during Prohibition,
has been dealing with a new competitor in the person of
Gyp Rosetti (Bobby Cannavale). The conflict brings out
the best and worst in Nucky, who proves his brutal
mettle in a series of violent encounters—including a
climactic facedown with Gyp in the stunning season
finale! (AC,AL,BN,GV) TVMA/V,L-:57
BRIDES MAIDS
Maid of Dishonor is more like it for hapless Kristen Wiig as she leads soonto-be-wed best friend Maya Rudolph on a disastrous path to the altar in this hit comedy. Strapped financially and emotionally, Annie (Wiig) is fiercely protective of her ‘maid’ duties for her lifelong pal. Enter pictureperfect bridesmaid Helen (Rose Byrne) whose thunder-stealing moves only serve to expose an
increasingly frazzled Annie’s shortcomings-and leading to a hilarious series of calamities involving everything from food poisoning to in-flight intoxication. Wendi McLendon-Covey, Ellie Kemper, Melissa McCarthy and Chris O’Dowd co-star (AC,AL,MV) R-2:05
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A valley girl discovers her destiny lies in killing vampires in this horror/comedy. Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Paul Reubens, Donald Sutherland. (AL,V) PG13-1:25
CASPER
Everyone’s favorite friendly ghost scares up some family fun in this live-action film based on the beloved cartoon (MV) PG-1:40
THE CHANGE-UP
Two buddies with very different lives discover that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side in this comedy. Ryan Reynolds is a lady-loving slacker without a care; Jason Bateman is a married father of two who is determined to make partner in his firm.When some latenight magic causes them to switch bodies, mayhem and raunchy hijinx ensue. Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde and Alan Arkin co-star in this hilarious comedy switcheroo (AC,AL,N) R-1:52
CHERNOBYL DIARIES
“Extreme tourists” get
more than they bargained
for while visiting
an abandoned town outside
of the Chernobyl
nuclear power plant.
Abandoned in the wake
of the 1986 nuclear disaster,
Pripyat is a ghost
town seemingly devoid
of life. When a group of
thrill seekers brave the
local radioactivity for a
look at the place, they
discover toxic horrors
there that want to keep
them there forever.
Directed by Brad Parker;
screenplay by Oren Peli
and Carey Van Dyke &
Shane Van Dyke, story
by Oren Peli. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:25
CHRONICLE
Putting “a fresh, invigorating
spin on the superhero
origin story,” (Detroit
News), this electrifying
“found footage” thriller
replays the video journal
of three high-school
teens who gain superhuman
powers after
coming in contact with a
mysterious rock. Awkward
teen Andrew, his cousin
Matt and campus superstar
Steve become unlikely
buddies as they record
their incredible—and ever developing—
telekinetic
powers. Soon they are
moving objects at will
and even flying, but with
a deadly price as Andrew
becomes increasingly
unhinged in the process.
Dane Dehaan, Alex Russell
and Michael B. Jordan
star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:00
CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER
The plucky Pevensie children go on a wild seafaring adventure in Narnia in this third film adaptation of C. S. Lewis’ unforgettable book series. Sent to stay with obnoxious cousin Eustace, Lucy and Edmund Pevensie soon land back in Narnia on the good ship Dawn Treader led by King Caspian. With evil again threatening the magical land, the group sets sail to find seven swords in uncharted waters fraught with storms, sea monsters, deadly fog banks, and more. Starring Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Ben Barnes, Will Poulter, and Tilda Swinton returns as “The White Witch.” (MV) PG-1:53
CLASH OF THE TITANS
The epic battle between gods and mortals is about to begin! With the gods ready to unleash hell on the city of Argon unless its King sacrifices his daughter, it’s up to Sam Worthington as the determined demigod Perseus-the child of Zeus and a mortal woman-to face off against every otherworldly threat the enraged titans can dream up. Giant scorpions, the nightmarish Medusa and a monstrous Kraken unleash a reign of terror down on Perseus as he races to save the damsel in this 2010 remake of the Ray Harryhausen classic Gemma Arterton, Mads Mikkelsen and Alexa Davalos with Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:46. Followed by sequel WRATH OF THE TITANS (see below)
CLEANSKIN
British secret agent Sean Bean undertakes an anything goes
mission to stop an imminent terrorist attack.
Armed with explosives stolen from an arms dealer under
Bean’s protection, the young perpetrator—a “cleanskin”
with no previous links to terrorism—plots a full-scale
bombing as the determined agent closes in on him.
Charlotte Rampling, Abhin Galeya, Tuppence Middleton,
James Fox, Peter Polycarpou and Michelle Ryan co-star.
(AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-1:48
CONTAGION
Oscar®-winning filmmaker Steven Soderbergh (Traffic) creates a “germophobe’s nightmare” (Variety) in this thriller
about the outbreak of a deadly virus. Told from the perspective of a variety of characters close to the disease--the first victim’s husband, a CDC agent, a WHO investigator, and various experts, doctors and scientists--the film follows their race to stop the epidemic before it grows out of control. Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Laurence
Fishburne, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet, Bryan Cranston, Jennifer Ehle and Sanaa Lathan star. Directed by Steven Soderbergh; written by Scott Z. Burns. (AL,MV) PG13-1:46.
CONTRABAND
He quit the game to
raise a family...but now
family has pulled him
back in. Mark Wahlberg
stars as a renowned former
smuggler who must
put his criminal talents
back in action after his
brother-in-law botches a
drug deal. With a psycho
drug lord threatening
his wife and children,
Wahlberg concocts an
intricate scheme running
counterfeit cash from
Panama to New Orleans
to pay him off. Kate
Beckinsale, Ben Foster,
Giovanni Ribisi, Caleb
Landry Jones and J.K.
Simmons co-star.Directed
by Baltasar Kormakur;
screenplay by Aaron
Guzikowski, based on the
film Reykjavik-Rotterdam
byArnaldur Indrioason and
Oskar Jonasson. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:49
CONVICTION
Oscar¤ -winner Hilary Swank delivers a stirring portrayal of a woman who launched an 18-year crusade to overturn her brother’s murder conviction. Having survived a tough childhood, Kenny Waters (Sam Rockwell) and his sister Betty Anne (Swank) shared an unshakable bond. When Kenny is railroaded by a local cop and sentenced to life in prison for a 1980 murder, Betty Anne began an unerring quest to prove his innocence-first by becoming a lawyer and later by using new DNA technology to prove her
case. Minnie Driver, Melissa Leo, Peter Gallagher and Juliette Lewis co-star in this raw, emotional drama that is based on a real life case (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:47
COWBOYS & ALIENS James Bond and Indiana Jones team up when aliens invade the Old West in this “cinematic summer picnic suitable for the whole family” (Boston Globe). Daniel Craig stars as a
mysterious outlaw with amnesia who lands in the middle of a war involving the sheriff and greedy cattle baron Harrison Ford. It’s got all the earmarks of a classic western showdown...until a hostile host of extraterrestrials
attack, forcing the warring townsfolk to put aside their grudges and unite against their common enemy. Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell, Adam Beach, Paul Dano and Noah Ringer co-star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:58
CRAZY STUPID LOVE
Love and heartbreak land a middle-aged man and the people around him in a crazy tangle in this “sweet romantic comedy” (Roger Ebert). CalWeaver (Steve Carell) has just had his heart torn out: his wife of nearly 30 years wants
a divorce. Amid a hapless circuit of the singles scene, Cal finds himself under the wing of skilled ladies man Jacob (Golden Globe®-nominee Ryan Gosling). Cal’s transformation is an impressive feat...but can an amazing wardrobe and a string of beautiful women heal a broken heart? Julianne Moore, Emma Stone, John Carroll Lynch, Marisa Tomei and Kevin Bacon co-star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:58
DARKMAN
A maimed scientist uses his talents to take revenge on the gangsters who injured him in this thriller. (AC,AL,V) R-1:35
THE DEAD ZONE
A man awakens from a coma to find he's developed strange psychic powers in this thriller. (AL,BN,V) R-1:44
DEAR GOD
Small-time con man Greg Kinnear finds his inner good guy working for the Postal Service in this comedy. With Tim Conway. (AC,AL) PG-1:52
DEATH ON A FACTORY FARM, HBO Documentary Films
More than 10 billion animals are raised to wind up on American dinner plates each year. But because laws mandating humane treatment for these animals are weak and rarely enforced, animal-rights groups have turned to undercover investigators to help expose the abuse on these “factory farms.” The late Paul Harvey said you must see this. Widescreen. (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-1:28
DOLPHIN TALE
An injured dolphin makes a huge splash in the hearts of a boy and the team that nurses it back to health in this
true story. For 11-year-old Sawyer, helping Winter and becoming part of the Haskett family and their struggling
aquarium is a dream come true.When they are forced to amputate Winter’s tail fin, their hopes of saving the
creature’s life lie in a prosthetics expert’s artificial fin. Starring Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd and Morgan
Freeman. (MV) PG-1:53
DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DEAD
A teen and her four siblings are left to their own devices when their elderly babysitter drops dead! Christina Applegate. (AL) PG13-1:45
DREAM HOUSE
A couple’s idyllic new
dwelling harbors nightmarish
secrets in this
twist-filled psychological
thriller. Daniel Craig
stars as a Manhattan
book editor who moves
with his wife and two little
girls to the lovely
suburban estate to write
his first novel. But their
suburban bliss is shattered
by nighttime visitors
and the discovery
that a family was slaughtered
in the house five
years earlier. Now Craig
must put the supernatural
pieces of an increasingly
frightening mystery
together to learn
the truth. Naomi Watts,
Rachel Weisz, Marton
Csokas and Elias Koteas
co-star. Directed by Jim
Sheridan; written by
David Loucka. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:32
EL GRINGO
In a dusty Mexican border town overrun by drug thugs,
a mysterious stranger appears with $2 million U.S.
dollars. Can he escape with his cash and his brains
intact? Scott Adkins, Christian Slater and Yvette
Yates star in this slam-bang action-thriller that
Variety magazine described as “an undeniable exercise
in third-hand coolness.” Directed by Eduardo
Rodriguez; written by Jonathan Stokes. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:39
ENDURE
Abducted by one maniac...for the sadistic pleasure of another. Inside a deadly car wreck, a photograph reveals a terrifying crime: a woman tied helplessly to a tree deep in the woods. Judd Nelson and Devon Sawa star as the detectives desperately trying to piece the clues together and find the woman before it’s too late. TomArnold, Clare Kramer, Stuart Stone, Brett Rice and Joey Lauren Adams co-star. (AC,AL,V) R-1:32
ENLIGHTENED
After a year in which she
flipped out at work, went
to anger management
rehab and returned with
a new view on things,
Amy Jellicoe finally
exposed her research
outlining her company's
toxic sins...and got
laughed out of the room.
Now, she's back, more
determined than ever to
expose Abaddonn
Industry as a polluter and
bastion of corporate
greed and corruption in
Season 2 of this
acclaimed HBO comedy
series. Laura Dern won a
Golden Globe® (Best
Actress, TV Series) for
her superb performance
as Amy. Dermot
Mulroney co-stars as a
journalist out to help her
blow the lid off the scandal.
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:30. Season 2 premieres January 13, 2013
EVENT HORIZON
A space rescue crew enters a world of nightmarish evil when they happen upon a spaceship lost more than seven years earlier. Has it literally been to Hell and back? Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:36
EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE
The terrible impact of 9/11
is witnessed from the
perspective of a creative
11-year-old boy struggling
to cope with the loss of
his beloved father in the
tragedy. Oskar Schell has
been devastated since his
dad died, but when he
finds a mysterious key in
his father’s belongings, he
embarks on a seemingly
impossible mission to
discover what it unlocks.
“Engrossing and emotional
inways no other 9/11 drama
has managed” (Idaho
Statesman) Starring Tom
Hanks, Sandra Bullock,
Thomas Horn, Viola Davis,
John Goodman, Jeffrey
Wright and Max von
Sydow. (AC,AL) PG13-
2:09
FAST FIVE
Vin Diesel and Paul
Walker join forces on
the wrong side of the
law as they burn up the
streets of Rio de Janeiro
in this exhilarating fifth
installment in the hit
street racing series. On
the lamb after an explosive
jailbreak, the pair
reconstitute their gang
in Rio where they run
afoul of a greedy crime
boss while dodging a
gung-ho DEA agent who
is determined to bring
them in. Jordana
Brewster, Tyrese Gibson,
Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges,
Matt Schulze, Sung Kang
and Dwayne Johnson
co-star. Directed by
Justin Lin; written by
Chris Morgan, based on
characters created by
Gary Scott Thompson.
(AC,AL,V) PG13-2:10
THE FIGHT GAME
Prepare to experience boxing from the inside! Legendary ring announcer Jim Lampley hosts this all-new HBO Sports show that takes a provocative and engaging look at the ‘sweet science’ like never before, delving into intriguing boxing storylines, newsmakers and issues. In this new halfhour installment, Lampley will weigh in on the latest fight headlines, look at recent bouts and upcoming matchups, and visit with the biggest names in the boxing game. (AL) TVPG/L-:27.
FINAL DESTINATION 5
“Death doesn’t like to be cheated,” a creepy coroner warns the lucky survivors of a horrific bridge collapse in
this jolting fifth installment in the macabre series. Thanks to a psychic vision, sales rep Sam (Nicholos
D’Agosto) and a handful of his co-workers are spared from the tragedy. But whether it’s by laser eye surgery
gone wrong or a horrific gymnastics spill, Death finds a way for Sam and his friends to meet their gruesome
fates. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:32
FLASH GORDON
The intergalactic hero fights to save planet Earth from Ming the Merciless in this sci-fi adventure. (AC,MV)
PG-1:51
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie moved to New York City to capitalize on their popularity as "New Zealand's 4th Most Popular Folk Parody Duo." Unfortunately, despite living as Big Apple bohemians for over a year, they still remain hopelessly out of place! Will the pair find excitement, romance and the elusive paying music gig in 2009? Find out in Season Two of the hit HBO comedy series as the boys resort to a variety of desperate tactics--prostitution, starting a gang and impersonating Simon & Garfunkel, among others--to jump-start their lives and career. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season Two finale--of the hit HBO comedy series that follows the boys and their hilariously desperate attempts to jump-start their lives and career. As usual, their efforts rarely yield dividends, but they do spawn laughs and tunes about life, love and the pursuit of the elusive music video. Widescreen.
FOOTLOOSE
Kevin Bacon defies the local minister's ban on dancing in this highspirited pop musical. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG-
1:47
FORREST GUMP
The 1994 Oscar®-winning Best Picture with Tom Hanks as a man whose sweet innocence leads him on a journey of discovery through America of the ’60s and ’70s. (AC,N,V) PG13-2:22
FRIDAY THE 13th
Hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees lines up a new group of party-hearty youths for slaughter in this remake of the slasher classic (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R-1:37
FRIGHT NIGHT, PART 2
A teenager and his TV horror host pal battle a vampiress and her sinister cohorts in this sequel. (AC,AL,N) R-1:44
GAME OF THRONES
Duplicity and treachery...nobility and honor... conquest and triumph...and, of course, dragons. It's 'Game' on for Season 3 of this epic, Emmy®-winning HBO series based on the bestselling book series by George R.R. Martin. As critical storylines from the first two seasons come to a brutal head, the Lannisters maintain their hold on King's Landing...though stirrings in the North threaten to alter the balance of power. Meanwhile, Robb Stark faces a major calamity as he tries to build on his victories; a
massive army of wildlings led by Mance Rayder march for the Wall; and Daenerys Targaryen—reunited with her dragons—attempts to raise an army in her quest for the Iron Throne. (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA :54
GEORGE LOPEZ: IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU
On July 14, the summer is going from hot to hilarious when stand-up superstar George Lopez returns to HBO for his
third live solo stand-up special! Presented from the famed Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE (which he has sold out a record 24 times), the show promises to feature more of the comic’s riotous takes on the state of Latinos in the United States. Topics he is expected to cover include: dating and marriage, parenting, Latino environmental firsts, getting old, politics, and more. (AC,AL) TVMA-1:00
THE GIRL
He was the Master of Suspense, a legendary director whose films thrilled and terrified audiences. But to actress
Tippi Hedren, the true terror of Alfred Hitchcock shockingly came from the man himself. Mirroring some of Hitchcock’s own films, this real-life tale of obsession chronicles the director’s grooming of
Hedren into a prototypical “Hitchcock blonde”—-and his growing passion for her personally—-as they filmed The Birds in 1963 and Marnie in 1964. Toby Jones and Sienna Miller star as Hitchcock and
Hedren. Imelda Staunton co-stars as Hitchcock’s wife Alma; also with Carl Beukes and Penelope Wilton. (AC,AL,MV) TV14/V,L,D-1:31. Premieres SAT., OCT. 20
GIRLS
The pressures of completing
her first book begin to boil
over for Hannah Horvath in the
final three episodes of Season
2 of this hit HBO comedy series
from writer/director/star Lena
Dunham. While her friends must
deal with their own respective struggles,
Hannah finds herself pushed to
the breaking point in her effort to move
forward with her career. (AC,AL,N)
TVMA/S,L-:30
GREEN LANTERN
It ain’t easy being green--just ask Hal Jordan, a maverick test pilot who finds himself chosen to be part of an ancient intergalactic peacekeeping force. Ryan Reynolds brings the phosphorescent comic-book superhero to life in this thrilling adventure packed with
eye-popping visual effects. With an evil force known as Parallax using fear to devour the universe, it’s up to the raw, but resolute Hal to lead his Green Lantern brethren into battle before Earth is consumed. “A worthy addition to DC’s movie universe” (SFX Magazine). Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong, Angela Bassett and Tim Robbins co-star. (AL,MV) PG13-
1:54
HAIRSPRAY
Rousing film version of the hit musical about a teen who becomes a dance sensation. “Hairspray is just plain fun” (Roger Ebert). The smash Broadway musical based on John Waters’ unforgettable 1988 film comes to the big screen once again in this rousing and heartfelt Golden Globe nominee for Best Picture-Musical or Comedy. The streets of Baltimore are paved with song as sweet-natured, high-haired teen Tracy Turnblad learns some funky new dance moves that launch her to stardom. John Travolta heads up the cast. (AC,AL) PG-1:56.
THE HANGOVER
One night in Vegas is more than four guys arriving for a bachelor party can handle in this riotously raunchy,
Golden Globe®-winning comedy. With short-term memory proving elusive, the three groomsmen - the groom-to-be’s two best friends and his lunatic future brother-in-law-awaken to find: 1) a tiger in their bathroom; 2) a baby in their closet; and 3) the groom is missing. With time running out, the trio race to recover their friend-and their memories-before it’s too late. Starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Heather Graham. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:40.
THE HANGOVER, Part 2
It’s happened again. For Phil, Stu and Alan, enduring a bachelor party as insane as the first one would be unimaginable... until now! In Thailand for Stu’s wedding, a single beer on the beach turns into an epic night
in Bangkok that none of them would ever forget--if they could remember it in the first place. With the wedding
just hours away, the trio must piece together the raunchy events of the evening in an effort to find Stu’s missing future brother-in-law. Starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong, Jeffrey Tambor with Justin
Bartha and Paul Giamatti. (AC,AL,MV,N) R-1:42
HANNA
Raised in the wilderness by her father...trained to be a deadly fighting machine...waiting to enact the ultimate plan of revenge. For 16-yearold Hanna (Saoirse Ronan), that day has come. As she and her ex-CIA agent dad (Eric Bana) kick their plan into high gear, Hanna gets her first taste of human interaction and experience... even as she races toward a confrontation with a sinister secret agent who will stop at nothing to eradicate them. Tom Hollander, Olivia Williams, Jason Flemyng and Cate Blanchett co-star in this exhilarating action film that “pulses with energy” (Variety). (MV) PG13-1:51
HARD TIMES: LOST ON LONG ISLAND
The American Dream foreclosed. The realities of longterm
unemployment
have hit hard on Long
Island, where countless
residents have lost their
jobs in the recent Great
Recession. From
Emmy®-winning filmmakers
Marc Levin and
Daphne Pinkerson
comes this documentary
that chronicles the
growing difficulties and
despair as several suburban
professionals search
in vain for employment,
their dignity eroding
and their plight ignored.
Filmed primarily on
Long Island—the birthplace
of the post-WWII
suburban American
Dream—the film documents
the challenges
and frustrations these
men and women face as
the representatives of
an alarming crisis. (AC,AL)
TVPG/L,D-:53
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
The end is near. For Harry, Hermione and Ron, it’s time to leave Hogwarts behind-and prepare to face the ultimate evil: Lord Voldemort. The penultimate film in one of the most popular movie franchises of all time, Deathly Hallows - Part 1 finds Harry and his friends in dark, foreboding territory. With Voldemort and his Death Eaters snapping at their heels, the trio has only one hope of stopping him: destroying all of the hidden “horcruxes” that make up the dark lord’s sinister soul. “A classic finale” (Sight & Sound). Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson and Helena Bonham Carter star. (AC,V) PG13-2:26
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2
The ultimate battle of good vs. evil comes down to this! Harry and his friends make their last stand against the evil Voldemort in this final installment in the film series. As they hunt for the Dark Lord’s last four Horcruxes (which constitute his sinister soul), faces from the past reappear, secrets are revealed and battle lines are drawn in the hallowed halls of Hogwarts. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Warwick Davis, Ralph Fiennes, Michael Gambon, John Hurt, Jason Isaacs, Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman and Maggie Smith star (AC,V) PG13-2:10.
HATCHET II
Bloodshed returns to the bayou in this scary sequel that finds swampland slasher Victor Crowley back to deliver more backwoods vengeance. Picking up where the first film left off, young Crowley survivor Marybeth (Danielle Harris) enlists a team of hunters for a revenge trip to Honey Island Swamp-home of the illustrious serial killer. Soon, the hunters become the hunted as the unstoppable Crowley hacks, slashes and smashes his way through the group. Costarring Tony Todd, Kane Hodder, Parry Shen, Tom Holland, R.A. Mihailoff, AJ Bowen, Alexis Peters, Ed Ackerman and David Foy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:25
HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN
It was a romance born out of war...and later torn apart by it. From HBO Films comes this powerful drama that recounts one of the great love stories of the 20th century: the relationship between literary giant Ernest Hemingway and trailblazing war correspondent Martha Gellhorn. Nicole Kidman and Clive Owen star as the pair whose love affair and marriage played out against such epic backdrops as the Spanish Civil War, Cuba, China, Finland and WWII. Also with David Strathairn, Rodrigo Santoro, Molly Parker, Parker Posey, Santiago Cabrera, Lars Ulrich, Saverio Guerra, Peter Coyote, Joan Chen and Tony Shalhoub (AC,AL,N,SC,V) 2:35
HEAVEN’S PRISONERS
Ex-cop Alec Baldwin’s yearning to get back in the game leads him down a dark path in this film noir thriller set in New Orleans. (AC,AL,N,V) R-2:12
HELLRAISER 3: HELL ON EARTH
A horrific death sends a TV reporter on a story that leads her into the depths of Hell in this terrifying horror sequel. (AC,AL,GV, N) R-1:34
HEREAFTER
A TV reporter has a near-death experience during the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. A construction worker struggles with his psychic ability. A boy develops a preoccupation with psychic phenomena. All three and their stories converge as they cross the thin line between life and death in this tale. Matt Damon and Cécile de France star. Directed by Clint Eastwood; written by Peter Morgan (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:09
HOP
He’s best known for doling out painted eggs and chocolaty treats to children around the
world, but one soon-to-be Easter Bunny is considering a career change! E.B. is the fluffy
heir apparent to the Easter Bunny job...only he really wants to become a drummer in a
band. Running off to Hollywood to pursue his dream, E.B. is helped by a slacker named
Fred (James Marsden). But can he outrun the job for which he was destined? Russell
Brand, Kaley Cuoco, Hank Azaria, Gary Cole, Elizabeth Perkins, David Hasselhoff, Chelsea
Handler and Hugh Laurie co-star. (MV) PG-1:35
HORRIBLE BOSSES
How do you deal with the worst boss in the world? For three longsuffering professionals working under the nastiest, greediest and most sexually twisted leaders known to man, there's only one solution: kill them! Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis star as the three whose ineptitude knows no bounds when it comes to killing in this outrageous comedy. Jennifer Aniston (nymphomaniac dentist), Colin Farrell (sleazy, drug-sniffing CEO) and Kevin Spacey (sadist/executive) costar as the unholy trio of overseers. Also with Donald Sutherland and Jamie Foxx. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:38
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
A Russian submarine commander’s (Sean Connery) scheme to defect puts him in the crosshairs between both enemy forces in this Cold War thriller. (AL,V) PG-2:15
HUNTED
She's brilliant, beautiful,
ruthless and efficient...and
now Sam Hunter is on a
mission to find out who
wants her dead. From
Emmy®-nominee Frank
Spotnitz (Strike Back, The
X-Files) comes this one hour
series set in the world
of international espionage.
Melissa George (HBO's
In Treatment®) stars as
Sam, a highly skilled
operative for an elite
private security firm,
who narrowly survives
an attempt on her life
that may have been
orchestrated by members
of her own team.
Returning to work a year
later without knowing
who to trust, Sam begins
a search for the truth
that leads her into a
complex and dangerous
mystery. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:45. Premieres Friday, Oct. 19
I AM LEGEND
Three years after a virus has decimated humanity, Robert Neville is the last man alive in New York City...but he’s not the only living thing there. Will Smith stars as the military scientist who journeys throughout Gotham by day, but shutters himself in by night-to protect himself from the murderous mutants that lurk in the shadows. But as he closes in on a cure for the virus, Neville must deal with a twist in the behavior of the crafty creatures-as well as his own increasingly fragile mental state. Alice Braga and Dash Mihok co-star in this blockbuster thriller filmed twice before, as Omega Man (Charlton Heston) and Last Man On Earth (Vincent Price). (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40
I, ROBOT
Will Smith is a technology-averse
cop in the future
who is convinced that a
robot is responsible for
a prominent scientist’s
murder. Chicago detective
Del Spooner (Smith)
doesn’t hide his distaste
for the use of robots, but
when a top scientist is
killed just before a new
model is shipped out,
Spooner smells mechanized
trouble. The only
problem is that nobody
believes him. Tossed off
the force for insubordination,
Spooner conducts
his own investigation
with the help of a robot
psychiatrist. What they
uncover is a conspiracy
far more frightening than
anything they could have
imagined. Bridget
Moynahan. (AL,BN,V)
PG13-1:55
IN TIME
Time is the ultimate currency in a dystopian future in which humans stop aging at 25—but die in a year unless they get more time. From out of this dark dynamic—where the rich can live forever while the working class dies—emerges hope in the person of Will Salas. Given more than a century by a rich man, Will sets out to destroy the system with help from a greedy tycoon’s daughter, a quest that puts him in the crosshairs of a determined time cop. Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake star in this dark tale. Cillian Murphy, Olivia Wilde and Alex Pettyfer costar. Directed and written by Andrew Niccol. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:49.
J.EDGAR
He was one of the most
powerful men in America,
serving under eight
presidents, who alternately
feared and relied
upon him. To the public,
his very name was synonymous
with law and
order, yet his private life
was shrouded in mystery.
Leonardo DiCaprio stars
as J. Edgar Hoover, who
ruled the FBIwith an ironfist
from the 1920s to the
’70s, resorting to any
means he deemed necessary
to protect the country
he loved. Clint Eastwood
directed this intimate,
“masterful” (Roger Ebert)
film. NaomiWatts, Armie
Hammer, Josh Lucas and
Judi Dench co-star. Directed
by Clint Eastwood; written by Dustin Lance Black. (AC,AL,V) R-2:16
JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN
The bumbling secret agent is back in this “hysterically
funny” (San Francisco Chronicle) James Bond spoof packed
with slapstick comedy and gadgets galore. Five years after
botching amission, disgraced MI7 operative Johnny English
(Rowan Atkinson) is ordered to go to Hong Kong to thwart
an assassination plot. Can the screwball spy redeem himself
or will he botch the job again? Gillian Anderson, Dominic
West, Rosamund Pike, Daniel Kaluuya and Richard Schiff costar.
(AC,AL,MV) PG-1:41
JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND
A coded distress message
leads 17-year-old Josh
on an adventure to Jules
Verne’s legendary
Mysterious Island in this
thrilling sequel to Journey
to the Center of the
Earth. Dwayne Johnson
stars as Josh’s step-dad
whose attempt at father-son
bonding sparks their
journey to an island filled
with incredible wonders...
and unimaginable dangers.
With only days to spare
before the entire island
is under water, the group
must navigate giant
lizards, bugs, birds, and
even electric eels if they
want to live to tell their
amazing tale. Michael
Caine, Josh Hutcherson,
Vanessa Hudgens, Luis
Guzman and Kristin Davis
co-star. (MV) PG-1:34
JOYFUL NOISE
Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton play dueling divas in this
“feel-good” (Entertainment Tonight) musical comedy.
When their small Georgia town falls on hard times, the
local choir tries to lift everyone’s spirits by winning a
national competition. But the group’s harmony is threatened
when its two leading ladies clash over whether to
stay traditional or shake things up. With Keke Palmer,
Courtney B. Vance, Jeremy Jordan and Kris Kristofferson.
(AL,MV) PG13-1:58
JURASSIC PARK
Steven Spielberg brings dinosaurs to stunning life in this epic thriller. Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:06
KNIGHT & DAY
In the tradition of classic romantic thrillers like Charade and Hitchcock's North by Northwest comes this globetrotting adventure starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. June Havens (Diaz) is planning to fly to her sister’s wedding when she meets Roy Miller (Cruise), a loose-cannon super-spy who is equal parts fearless hero and lunatic fugitive. Dodging danger at every turn with Feds and criminals after them
to retrieve a top-secret device Roy is carrying, the pair race from Brooklyn to a bullring in Spain (and everywhere in between)... while falling in love along the way. Peter Sarsgaard, Viola Davis, Jordi Molla and Paul Dano co-star. (AL,MV) PG13-1:49
KUNG FU PANDA 2
Fuzzy Dragon Warrior Po is back-and he’s facing the biggest challenge of his life in this fun-filled animated adventure featuring the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. A followup to the first hit, this story extends the narrative to include Po’s origins: his birth parents. In his quest to find them, and inner peace, Po is aided by a continuingly lively cast of characters- the “Furious Five”-that bop around while they save kung fu, and China itself, from Lord Shen’s deviant attempts at domination. Also with the voices of Angelina Jolie, Gary Oldman, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogan, Lucy Liu and Michelle Yeoh. (MV)
PG-1:30.
LARRY CROWNE
Larry Crowne lost his job-but found himself in the process. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in this uplifting comedy about this amiable everyman whose downsizing turns out to be the best thing that could happen to him. Enrolling in college for the first time, Larry discovers new friendships in a group of fellow scooter enthusiasts...and an unexpected attraction to a cynical speech professor (Roberts). Bryan Cranston, Cedric the Entertainer, Taraji P. Henson, Gugu Mbatha-Raw,Wilmer Valderrama and Pam Grier co-star. Directed by Tom Hanks; written by Tom Hanks and Nia Vardalos (AC,AL) PG13-1:39
THE LATINO LIST
Renowned Latino artists and leaders pose for a series of video portraits that offer a unique glimpse into the vibrant culture of Latino America. From the creator of HBO’s “The Black List” documentaries comes this new film in which Latin American icons speak on a range of topics-from childhood inspirations to the evolving American landscape, and more. Interviewees include: John Leguizamo, Eva Longoria, Sen. Robert Menendez, and more. TVPG-:55
LIFE'S TOO SHORT
From Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant (Extras, The Office) comes this mockumentary comedy series about actor Warwick Davis’ life as he tries to hustle and connive his way back into the spotlight. Portraying a conceited, selfaggrandizing version of
himself, Davis desperately tries to revive his career as Britain’s go-to little person as he runs a talent agency for little people (though he takes the best roles for himself), acts as the vice chairman of a society for small people (he’d rather be chairman), and
seeks advice from old pals Gervais and Merchant in hopes their A-list connections can resurrect his career (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
Two godparents must raise their friends’ baby when tragedy strikes in this touching comedy. Holly (Katherine Heigl) and Eric (Josh Duhamel) are a mutually contemptuous couple who move in to the couples’ house to raise the baby amid their busy schedules (she is a chef, he a sports TV personality). Changing diaperswhilemaintaining their hectic social lives are just the beginning of the problems for this duo. Can baby Sophie make an adult out of immature Eric...and maybe even a winning prospect for Holly’s affection? Josh Lucas co-stars in this heartwarming tale. “The best date-night movie to hit the screens in a while” The Austin Chronicle (AC,AL) PG13-1:54
LITTLE FOCKERS
Are you ready for ‘The Godfocker’? Well-intentioned male nurse Greg Focker is perfectly happy with his life as a devoted husband and father, but his ever-intimidating father-in-law Jack Byrnes has other ideas for him-like stepping up to take the mantle of the Byrnes family patriarchy. Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller are back in this third film in the Meet the Parents series. This time, Greg and Pam’s plans for their twins’ fifth birthday party go wildly awry thanks to Jack’s fears for the family line and a sexy pharmaceutical rep with a new erectile-dysfunction drug. Owen Wilson, Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo and Laura Dern co-star (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:38
THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT
After eight years of amnesia, schoolteacher and suburban
mom Samantha Caine starts to exhibit violent
impulses and gradually discovers she was once an elite
government assassin. Pursued by rogue agents who
want to eliminate her, Samantha teams up with a two-bit
private detective who helps unlock her memory while
trying to keep her alive. Geena Davis and Samuel L.
Jackson star in this non-stop action-thriller. (AC,AL,
BN,GV) R-2:00
MACHETE
They murdered his wife...left him for dead...and framed him for a crime he didn’t commit. But the former Mexican federale known as ‘Machete’ carries a lot of sharp blades...and he’s not going down without using them. Expanded from an idea that began as one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, this “slam-bang” (Variety) throwback to the exploitation classics of the 1970s stars Danny Trejo as the Mexican bad boy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:45
MARINA ABRAMOVIC: THE ARTIST IS PRESENT
Marina Abramovic is an
artist who has been
redefining the medium
for nearly 40 years.
Using her body as a
vehicle, she creates
unique performances
that challenge, shock
and move. This documentary
follows Abramovic
as she plans and executes
a major retrospective
of her work at New
York City’s Museum of
Modern Art—an event
highlighted by a minimalist
exhibit in which
she sits opposite individual
members of the
public, staring in silence
for as long as they wanted.
Included are interviews
with Abramovic,
her collaborators, critics
and fans, as well as
archival footage of her
work and images of her
life. (AC,AL,MV,N) TVMA/
S,L-1:45
MARS ATTACKS
Cheesy ‘50s sci-fi epics
come in for a big-budget
comic ribbing in director
Tim Burton’s horror
comedy that’s a “giddy,
audacious blast...a special
effects-packed, instant
comic camp classic
(Hollywood Reporter).
Jack Nicholson heads
the all-star cast as the
U.S. President who,
faced with alien visitors,
is advised to welcome
them with open
arms...and lives to regret
it! Which of the big name
guest stars will
escape evaporation and
live to see the Martians
get what they deserve?
Directed by Tim Burton;
screen story and screenplay
by Jonathan Gems,
based on Mars Attacks
by Topps. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:46
MATINEE
A young boy is overjoyed when his favorite filmmaker arrives in Key West to make a movie in this spoof of William Castle and his monster movies. William Schallert even reprises the kind of roles he played in 1950s movies about mutant ants. John Goodman, Jesse White, Robert Picardo. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:39
THE MATRIX (1999)
What is the Matrix? That
is the burning question
for a hacker named Neo
(Keanu Reeves). His answer
comes in the person
of Morpheus (Laurence
Fishburne), a being who
existed to him only on a
computer screen...until
now. As Morpheus reveals
the horrifying truth about
the Matrix—and the very
existence of mankind—
Neo realizes he may be
the only hope in a world
of disillusion. A jarring,
unrelenting, spectacular
roller-coaster ride of a
film. “An adrenaline
rush” (The Hollywood
Reporter). Carrie-Anne
Moss, Hugo Weaving
and Joe Pantoliano costar.
Written and directed by the Wachowski Brothers. (AL,V) R-2:16. Returns AUGUST 11 on Cinemax
ME @ THE ZOO
tells the story of Chris Crocker, a controversial video blogger from a small town in Tennessee. Crocker was bullied out of school in the 8th grade and was, by his account, raised on the Internet. His online videos have been viewed over 270 million times to date – including the infamous 2007 ‘Leave Britney Alone’ YouTube declaration. ME @ THE ZOO is an intimate look at Crocker, who is arguably the first Internet celebrity to
cross over into mainstream media and is part of the first wave of young people coming into adulthood under constant self-surveillance (AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-1:30
MEL BROOKS STRIKES BACK: HBO Special Presentation
It’s Mel Brooks as he’s never been seen before as he
opens up for an intimate evening of show-and-tell comedy
with the BBC’s Alan Yentob. From his childhood
‘potty humor’ influences to his ascension to Hollywood’s
comedy A-list as writer/director of such film classics as
Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein, this engaging
60-minute conversation underscores the brilliance and
continued playfulness of Brooks’ fertile comic mind. (AC) TV14/D-:57
MEL BROOKS AND DICK CAVETT TOGETHER AGAIN, HBO Special Presentation
For decades, comedy icon Mel Brooks and talk-show pioneer Dick Cavett have delighted the world with their scintillating conversation and side-splitting humor. Now, they partner on stage to reminisce about life and share show-business memories and comical stories. Taped in front of a live audience, the two stars reveal a host of hysterical anecdotes and jokes-from recollections of showbiz legends to an explanation of the origin of The 2,000 Year Old Man-with an appearance by Carl Reiner (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:57
MEN IN BLACK II
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in this sequel that pits them against a sexy, but villainous extraterrestrial. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:28
MR. POPPER’S PENGUINS
A successful businessman gets a lesson in fatherhood from some rambunctious penguins in this comedy. Tom Popper (Jim Carrey of Liar Liar) is a divorced, high-powered real estate developer who seemingly has it all. What he doesn't have is time for his family. But that all changes after he inherits six penguins from his explorer father. Soon, his posh Manhattan apartment is turned into an arctic playground, much to the delight of his two kids. (MV) PG-1:34
THE NEWSROOM
Is it possible to produce a good TV news show and make it popular at the same time? That’s the question facing volatile cable-news anchor Will McAvoy and the ideological staff that has just been foisted upon him in this all-new HBO series from Aaron Sorkin. Overcoming a tumultuous first day together, Will (Jeff Daniels), new executive
producer MacKenzie (Emily Mortimer), their newsroom staff (John Gallagher Jr., Alison Pill, Thomas Sadoski, Olivia
Munn, Dev Patel), and news-division boss Charlie (Sam Waterston) set out on a patriotic if quixotic mission to “do
the news well” in the face of various corporate, commercial and personal entanglements. From the creator of THE WEST WING (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-1:00
NEW YEAR'S EVE
From Garry Marshall (Pretty Woman) comes this stirring
drama that follows the highs and lows of various intertwined
people as they navigate New Year’s Eve in the
Big Apple. From a young woman trying to ensure the
world-famous ball makes its annual drop to a cancer
patient who wants to witness the event one final time,
it’s an exhilarating and moving night that is guaranteed
to touch your heart. Written by Katherine Fugate. (AL) PG13-1:58
ONE NATION UNDER DOG: STORIES OF FEAR, LOSS & BETRAYAL
Americans have had a long love affair with dogs...but lost amidst the pampering and pedestaling are hard and often tragic truths surrounding dog ownership, care and commerce–-not to mention the daunting odds that face millions of unwanted shelter dogs. Divided into three parts (Fear, Loss and Betrayal), this documentary follows eight case studies that probe our complicated and conflicted relationship with canines. The result is a film that not only reveals how far some dog lovers will go for their pets, but how far we as a nation have to go in order to treat all dogs humanely. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:13
127 HOURS
For Aron Ralston, being stuck between a rock and a hard place became the story of his life. Based on his shocking real-life tale
of survival, this film details the young adventurer’s ill-fated rock-climbing trip in which his arm became hopelessly stuck between a boulder and a canyon wall. Trapped for five days, Ralston fought physical and mental exhaustion until his impending death forced him to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to survive. James Franco delivers the performance of his career as Ralston-a role that earned him a Best Actor Oscar® nomination. The film also earned five other Oscar® nominations, including Best
Picture. (AL,GV) R-1:34
PHIL SPECTOR, HBO Original Movie
The client-attorney relationship between legendary music producer Phil Spector and defense attorney Linda Kenney Baden—who represented Spector during his first murder trial—is explored in this compelling HBO Films drama written and directed by David Mamet. Oscar® winners Al Pacino and Helen Mirren star in this work of fiction that recounts
Spector’s first trial in the gunshot death of actress Lana Clarkson in his home. Was it a clear case of murder as prosecutors charged? Or was it a suicide as Spector claimed? Jeffrey Tambor and Chiwetel Ejiofor co-star. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:32
THE PHILLY KID
After serving 10 years in
prison for accidentally
killing a man, a former
high school wrestling
champion agrees to help
an old friend pay off a
debt by fighting in some
mixed martial arts cage
matches. But he learns
the hard way that in this
brutal world, winning
isn’t always in the cards.
Wes Chatham, Devon
Sawa, Sara Butler and
Neal McDonough head
up the cast in this two-fisted
action flick. “It is
certain to entertain
audiences who are looking
for an action-packed,
suspenseful moviegoing
experience.”
(www.nowpublic.com).
Directed by Jason
Connery; screenplay by
Adam Mervis. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:35
THE POOL BOYS
A young Harvard hopeful is in for the shock of his life when he arrives to discover his ‘aquatic engineer’ relative (Matthew Lillard) is actually a pool cleaner. Left in charge of a lavish Beverly Hills estate, the pair put it to good use-as a brothel-with help from a landscaper and a sexy hooker! Brett Davern and Rachelle Lefevre co-star in this outrageous raunch-fest! (AC,AL,N) R-1:28.
PREDATORS
They are eight violent strangers-murderers, mercenaries, and assassins, among them-but now they are only one thing: hunted. Awakening with no memory and literally falling into a mysterious world, the motley group quickly discovers that the kings of this jungle are the weapons-savvy alien predators who are stalking them in this gripping installment in the Predator series. Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins and Laurence Fishburne star. Directed by Nimrod Antal; written by Alex Litvak & Michael Finch, based on characters created by Jim Thomas & John Thomas (AC,GL,GV) R-1:47
PROJECT X
“It’s raunchy, reckless
and ready to party,”
raved Rolling Stone of
this comedy about a
high-school bash that
goes wildly out of control.
Desperately nerdy
Thomas and his two pals
are the hosts for the
festivities when Thomas’
parents leave town, but
when the invitation goes
viral, all hell breaks
loose. Get ready for one
insane evening of sex,
drugs and rock-nroll...
plus a ton of booze,
a dude with a flamethrower,
and a lot more!
Starring Thomas Mann,
Oliver Cooper and
Jonathan Daniel Brown.
Directed by Nima
Nourizadeh; screenplay
byMatt Drake andMichael
Bacall, story by Michael
Bacall. (AC,AL,MV,N) R-1:28
PSYCHO
Vince Vaughn stars as motherobsessed maniac Norman Bates in Gus Van Sant’s slick shot-for-shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic flick. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:44
PUSS IN BOOTS
Break out the catnip, this Puss is out of the bag! The feisty feline from the Shrek films returns
for his own adventure in
this highly entertaining
animated comedy. A
misunderstood outlaw,
Puss joins forces with his
hard-boiled old friend
Humpty Dumpty and the
alluring Kitty Softpaws
in a redemptive plan
involving Jack & Jill
(there’s no fetching any
water for this loathsome
duo), magic beans and
the legendary Golden
Goose. “Puss in Boots is
knee-high in family fun”
(USA Today). The stellar
voice cast includes:
Antonio Banderas, Salma
Hayek, Zach Galifianakis,
Billy Bob Thornton and Amy Sedaris. (MV) PG-1:30. STARTS SATURDAY, AUGUST 4
RECOIL
After his family is murdered by an outlaw biker gang, ex-cop Ryan Varrett (former pro wrestler Steve Austin) turns into a vigilante to avenge their deaths. Appointing himself judge, jury and executioner, Varrett takes the law into his own hands as he tracks the killers to a small town in Washington and clashes with their ruthless leader
(Danny Trejo). Co-starring Serinda Swan, Keith Jardine, Noel G. and Lochlyn Munro. Directed by Terry Miles; written by John Sullivan. (AC,V) R-1:34
RED TAILS
Trained as ace fighter
pilots, but treated like
second-class citizens:
they became known as
the Tuskegee Airmen.
This inspiring and
action-packed drama
tells the incredible story
of this group of African
American flying aces
who waged a war
against a racist U.S. military
to get themselves
off the ground...then
carved a place in history
with their sky-high heroics
against the Nazis in
World War II. Nate
Parker stars as the troubled
squad leader and
David Oyelowo is his
closest friend and best
pilot. Co-starring Ni-Yo,
Elijah Kelley, with Cuba
Gooding Jr., and Terrence
Howard. (AL,V) PG13-2:00
THE REVENANT
After being killed in action during the Iraq War, a soldier
awakens as a living corpse and enlists his stoner pal to
keep him from decomposing by furnishing him with a
fresh supply of human blood. To get it, they become vigilantes—
killing and draining blood from robbers, rapists
and other criminals—while keeping the streets safe in
the process. David Anders, Chris Wylde, Louise Griffiths
and Jacy King star in this “gory, funny” (Ain’t It Cool News)
tale. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:50
THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW
Ricky Gervais—in cartoon form, of course—returns for more Pilkington-inspired lunacy as Season Three of this riotous animated comedy series concludes. Based on the hugely popular audio podcasts, the show is voiced by Gervais and Stephen Merchant, along with their colleague, friend and comic foil Karl Pilkington, whose offbeat musings inspire many of the storylines. From bizarre medical stories to newly discovered insects to useless inventions, Ricky and Stephen delve into the mysterious intricacies of Karl's brain. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27
RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
The Planet of the Apes franchise continues with this action-packed tale filled with cutting-edge visual effects. While working on a cure for Alzheimer’s disease, scientist Will Rodman (James Franco) tests an experimental drug on chimpanzees, giving them human-like intelligence, but also making them wild. Will takes a baby chimp named Caesar home and raises him like a child, but when Caesar is taken away and imprisoned, he assembles a simian army and leads a ferocious revolution against mankind. Co-starring Freida Pinto, John Lithgow (Raising Cain), Brian Cox, Tom Felton and Andy Serkis. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:45
ROCK OF AGES
You’ll have nothin’ but a good time with the music of Def Leppard, Journey, Twisted Sister and more in this adaptation of the head-banging hit musical! Small-town girl Julianne Hough comes to L.A. in 1987 with dreams of
becoming a singer. There, she falls for an aspiring rocker (Diego Boneta) who helps her get a job at a notorious
nightclub that the Mayor’s wife wants shut down. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:03
SAFE HOUSE
Oscar®-winner Denzel
Washington and Ryan
Reynolds team up in this
thriller packed with taut
action and suspenseful
twists. Rookie CIA agent
Matt Weston (Reynolds)
is put in charge of rogue
operative Tobin Frost
(Washington), but the
“safe house” in South
Africa where Frost is
being held proves to be
anything but when it is
attacked by assassins.
It’s up to the inexperienced
Weston to go on
the run with the wily
Frost—who plays cat and-
mouse mind games
with his captor as they
both try to stay alive
and figure out who
wants them dead. Vera
Farmiga and Brendan
Gleeson co-star. (AL,V)
R-1:55
SANCTUM
Claustrophobics beware: you will experience severely confined spaces in this “squirmingly visceral thriller” (Variety) about a group of cave explorers who become hopelessly trapped in a massive underground labyrinth. With a freak cyclone rapidly filling the caves with water, the survivors must navigate a treacherous series of unexplored tunnels in search of a way out. Richard
Roxburgh and Rhys Wakefield star as clashing father-and-son spelunkers who find common ground in leading the team to safety. Also with Alice Parkinson, Dan Wyllie and Ioan Gruffudd. (AL,MV) R-1:49
SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS
This time, it may not be
so elementary as Holmes
and Watson match wits
against arch-nemesis
Professor Moriarty in
this sequel. Robert
Downey Jr. and Jude
Law return as the ingenious
detectives on the
biggest case of their
lives. When a series of
bombings bring Europe
to the brink of war, the
world’s greatest detective
smells the hand of
Moriarty at work. Can
Holmes and his soon-to-be-
married partner stop
the criminal mastermind
before it’s too late?
Noomi Rapace, Jared
Harris and Eddie Marsan
co-star. Directed by Guy
Ritchie; written by
Michele Mulroney &
Kieran Mulroney.
(AC,AL,V) PG13-2:09
SHREK FOREVER AFTER
Poor Shrek finds himself longing for the good old days when he was the meanest and greenest ogre in the forest. But he soon comes down with a case of “be careful what you wish for” when he cuts a deal with the devious Rumpelstiltskin to give himself a day without a care. The result leaves Shrek-like George Bailey in It’s a Wonderful Life-in a world in which he’s never been born. Now, Fiona’s a warrior princess, Puss is fat and no longer in boots, Donkey is...well, he’s still Donkey, and Rumpelstiltskin’s ruling the whole place! Can Shrek find a way to void the Faustian contract? Voices: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:33
THE SITTER
An adventure in babysitting leads college dropout Jonah
Hill on a raunchy adventure through NYC with his three
charges in tow in this comedy. Noah (Hill) is a likeable
loser who doesn’t know what he’s in for when he agrees to
watch a 9-year-old socialite, her mopey brother, and their
pyromaniac foster brother. Described as a “wild and crazy
romp” by Variety, the filmfollows the quartet on a hilarious
and totally uncensored night of drugs, debauchery, “sharting,”
and more! (AC,AL) R-1:21. No relation to Marilyn Monroe movie Don't Bother To Knock later remade as "The Sitter"
SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN
An evil queen’s quest to be the “fairest of them all” sets her on a course to vanquish
the angelic Snow White in this thrilling fantasy/adventure that “reinvents the legendary
story in a film of astonishing beauty and imagination” (Roger Ebert). Kristen Stewart
plays the innocent beauty who heads to the forest to escape the sinister magic of Queen
Ravenna (Charlize Theron) with help from the good-hearted huntsman (Chris Hemsworth)
who was sent to kill her. Sam Claflin, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Ray Winstone,
Nick Frost and Toby Jones co-star. (AC,V) TV14-2:11
SOLARIS
Steven Soderbergh’s cerebral remake of the 1972 Russian sci-fi classic follows a doctor who encounters his late wife on a space station. (AC,BN,V) PG13-1:38
STARGATE
A special archeological find unlocks a passage to another universe in this sci-fi thriller starring Kurt Russell and James Spader. With Jaye Davidson.
STRIKE BACK, An Original Series
An unlikely alliance between two crack special agents fuels the breakneck action and heart-pounding suspense of Strike Back-the first-ever scripted prime-time drama series from Cinemax. As members of a top-secret anti-terrorist organization known as Section 20, British sergeant Michael Stonebridge and disgraced Delta Forces operative Damien Scott undertake a series of adventures while criss-crossing the globe on the trail of an international terrorist named Latif who is planning the ultimate attack with a cache of Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Season Two finds Stonebridge
(Philip Winchester), Scott
(Sullivan Stapleton) and
their new boss Rachel
Dalton (Rhona Mitra)
scouring Africa in pursuit
of a fresh covey of
criminals, each vying for
possession of a box of
valuable nuclear-bomb
triggers that could launch
Armageddon if they fall
into the wrong hands. (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,S,L :47. Season 2 Premier AUGUST 17
SUCKER PUNCH
Get ready for an electric action fantasy from the director of ‘300.’ Locked in a mental institution with only five days before she is lobotomized, Babydoll (Emily Browning) regresses deep into her own mind to find a way to escape. The result is the creation of a stunning alternate world in which Babydoll and her fellow residents are transformed into scantily clad working girls who battle dragons, Nazi zombies, cyborgs and more when they’re not
dancing for their sleazy customers. Co-starring Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Oscar Isaac with Jon Hamm and Scott Glenn. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:50
THE THING
Trapped under the ice of
Antarctica for centuries—
until now. A prequel
to John Carpenter’s 1982 film “The Thing”,
this shocker follows a
team of scientists investigating
a strange discovery
in the ice near a
remote Norwegian outpost.
What they find is
terrifying evidence that
there is something out
there...and it can adapt
itself to look like any
one of them. Can they
identify the shape-shifting
monster that walks
among them before it
can spread to the outside
world? Mary
Elizabeth Winstead
stars as a paleontologist
who can handle fossils
and a flame-thrower in
this bloody good horror
shocker. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:43
THIS MEANS WAR
Reese Witherspoon is
unwittingly caught up in
a romantic competition
between best pal CIA
agents Chris Pine and
Tom Hardy in this
action-packed love
story. They are perfectly
matched as partners,
but when the sexy product
tester (Witherspoon)
steps into their respective
sights, it’s every
man for himself...even as
they tear up the city and
deal with a vengeful terrorist
along the way! Til
Schweiger co-stars in
this “date movie with
some genuine laughs”
(Film4.com). Directed
by McG; screenplay by
Timothy Dowling and
Simon Kinberg, story by
Timothy Dowling and
Marcus Gautesen. (AC,AL,
V) PG13-1:36
A THOUSAND WORDS
A fast-talking agent learns that he can only speak 1,000 more words before he dies in this comedy. Eddie Murphy
is Jack McCall, a glib literary agent who will say anything to make a deal. Suddenly, a magical tree with 1,000 leaves sprouts in his backyard and every time Jacks says or writes a single word, a leaf falls off. Now, Jack has to find hilarious new ways to communicate and make every word count—before all the leaves are gone! Kerry Washington costars. (AC,MV) PG13-1:31
THE THREE STOOGES
Can the Farrelly Brothers
(There’s Something About
Mary) bring their unique
style of humor to this
contemporary take on
the classic comedy trio?
Why soitenly! There’s
lots of nyuks when Moe,
Larry and Curly try to
save the orphanage in
which they were raised
from foreclosure. Along
the way, the slap-happy
knuckleheads get into
loads of misadventures.
Starring Sean Hayes,
Will Sasso, Chris
Diamantopoulos, Jane
Lynch, Sofia Vergara,
Jennifer Hudson, Craig
Bierko and Larry David.
Directed by Peter Farrelly & Bobby Farrelly; written by Mike Cerone & Bobby Farrelly & Peter Farrelly. (MV) PG-1:32
TOWER HEIST
Ben Stiller enlists the
help of local street thug
Eddie Murphy to help
him and his co-workers
steal back their savings
in this “old-fashioned
comedy caper” (Variety).
Heading up the staff at a
swank high rise that caters
to the wealthy, Josh
Kovaks (Stiller) takes
great pride in his work.
But when the building’s
penthouse resident turns
out to be a Bernie Madoff-style
con artist who has
cleaned out the staff’s
retirement savings, it’s up
to Josh to lead a screwball
break-in to find the
man’s hidden millions.
Casey Affleck, Alan Alda, Matthew Broderick, Tea Leoni, Michael Pena and Gabourey Sidibe costar. (AC,AL) PG13-1:44.
TRANSIT
A young family trying to
reconnect with each
other on a camping trip
runs afoul of a group of
fugitive bank robbers in
this harrowing, high octane
thriller. Stashing
their loot with the
family’s belongings, the
crooks make a plan to
reclaim it while avoiding
the law, but things don’t
go quite as planned
when they reunite in the
sticky Louisiana bayou.
Starring Jim Caviezel,
James Frain, Diora
Baird, Elisabeth Rohm,
Ryan Donowho, Sterling Knight with Harold Perrineau and Jake Cherry. Directed by Antonio Negret; screenplay by Michael Gilvary. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:28.
TREME
New Orleans, 25 months
later. Crime and corruption
are up, culture is being
trampled, and the people
who matter—the workers,
families and dreamers who
still live here—have had it.
The acclaimed HBO drama
series set in post-Katrina
New Orleans returns for
its third season. Set in late
2007-early 2008, Season
3 finds the city’s recovery
at stake. Diminished by
grief and loss, but fed up
with incompetence and
graft, the various characters—
musicians, chefs, and
Mardi Gras Indians, among
them—unite in the shadow
of a murder prosecution
and begin to make inroads
in demanding that their
music, art and well-being
be protected. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA-:59
TROY
An illicit affair sparks the battle of Troy in this epic take on Homer’s The Iliad. Set in 1200 B.C., the story chronicles the legendary war that begins when the Prince of Troy, runs off with the wife of Sparta’s King Menelaus. Sensing an opportunity, Menelaus’ brother unites Greece against
Troy. Brad Pitt stars as the fearsome warrior Achilles.
With Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Diane Kruger, Brian
Cox, Sean Bean, Brendan Gleeson and Peter O’Toole.
(AC,BN,GV) R-2:43
TRUE BLOOD
Sookie Stackhouse and her supernatural cohorts deal with a disturbing new political power play—the growing war between the Vampire Authority and “vampire fundamentalists” — the outcome of which could decide the fate of human existence. Eric embarks on a final, desperate mission to to overthrow the Authority—and save Bill from losing his humanity. Meanwhile, Sookie investigates an ancient family secret. The hit HBO series returns with a whole new wave of otherworldly characters, including Vampire Guardian Roman (Christopher Meloni); vampire zealot Salome (Valentina Cervi); Authority Chancellor Nora (Lucy Griffiths); werewolf pack leaders J.D. and Martha, who want a reluctant Alcide to take his rightful place as packmaster; and many more. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:59
TWINS
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito star as the unlikeliest (and loopiest) twins ever to cut the cord. With Kelly Preston and Chloe Webb (AC,AL,V) PG-1:47
UNKNOWN
Dr. Martin Harris arrived in Berlin with his wife to attend a biotech conference. Four days later, he awakened after a terrible accident to discover that his wife doesn’t recognize him...that she is with another man named Dr. Martin Harris...and that men are out to kill him. Liam Neeson stars in this harrowing thriller as the mystery man trying to piece together his identity with the help of the taxi driver (Diane Kruger) who saved his life during the crash that erased most of his memory. Can they get to the bottom of the conundrum before it’s too late? January Jones, Aidan Quinn and Frank Langella co-star in this tale with a whopper of a twist (AC,V) PG13-1:53
UNSTOPPABLE
A runaway freight train hurtles out of control while carrying toxic explosives toward a busy metropolis in this
“gripping” (Variety) action flick inspired by real events. Roaring furiously along at full speed with its cargo of highly flammable material, the unmanned diesel train is on a direct path to Scranton, PA. It’s up to a veteran engineer (Denzel Washington) and a young conductor (Chris Pine) to somehow bring the deadly locomotive to a stop and avert tragedy. Rosario Dawson co-stars as a steely train traffic manager who helps guide the risky operation. Directed by Tony Scott; written by Mark Bomback. (AL,V) PG13-1:38
VEEP
Senator Selina Meyer has just become the Vice President of the United States and discovered that the job is nothing like she expected-but everything she was warned about. Julia Louis-Dreyfus stars in this all-new HBO comedy series that follows the whirlwind existence of the ‘Veep’ as she puts out political fires, juggles public and private demands and defends the interests of the chief executive-with whom she shares a uniquely dysfunctional relationship. The ensemble cast includes Tony Hale, Anna Chlumsky, Matt Walsh, Reid Scott, Timothy C. Simons and Sufe Bradshaw (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29
A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR CHRISTMAS
’Twas the night before
Christmas and at Harold’s
abode, a prize Christmas
tree was in ashes, thanks
to Kumar’s phat bowl.
Harold’s family was all
snug at midnight mass, so
H & K knew they would
have to act fast. So on a
mission they went to find
a new tree, causing havoc
and mischief with everyone
they would see. And
they were heard to
exclaim as they got high
as a kite, “Holy #!%$, it’s
the ghost of Neil Patrick
Harris, this sure is a
great night!” “This film
will stuff your stocking
with profane, perverse,
politically incorrect glee”
(Minneapolis Star Tribune).
So take a break and enjoy John Cho, Kal
Penn and Neil Patrick
Harris. (AC,GL,N, V) R-1:29
WANDERLUST
Peace, love and the
occasional nudist may
be just what the doctor
ordered for a stressed
couple in this “funny and
outrageous” (IGN Movies)
comedy. After a rough
patch leaves them
unemployed and broke,
George and Linda (Paul
Rudd, Jennifer Aniston)
leave New York City
behind for a fresh start
in Atlanta. It doesn’t get
any fresher—or groovier—
than Elysium, a riotously
far-out hippie commune
that George and Linda
stumble upon...and
changes their lives forever.
Co-starring Justin
Theroux, Malin Akerman,
Kathryn Hahn, Lauren
Ambrose and Alan Alda.
Directed by David Wain;
written by Ken Marino &
David Wain. (AC,AL,N) R-1:38
WE BOUGHT A ZOO
Widower Matt Damon
comes up with a unique
plan to lift his family out
of their collective funk: by
buying a ramshackle zoo!
From director Cameron
Crowe (Almost Famous)
comes this “enchanting”
(New York magazine)
tale that follows Benjamin
Mee (Damon) and his two
children as try to start a
new life in a place populated
by wild animals and
an equally quirky staff.
Scarlett Johansson,
Thomas Haden Church,
Patrick Fugit, Elle Fanning
and John Michael Higgins
co-star. Directed by
Cameron Crowe; screenplay
by Aline Brosh
McKenna and Cameron
Crowe, based upon the
book by Benjamin Mee.
(AL,MV) PG-2:04
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER
What’s a girl do when her number puts her in danger of being unmarriageable? For Ally, a 20-something with 20-
something men to her credit, it’s time to settle down and revisit the past. Anna Faris stars in this entertaining romantic comedy as the dizzy blonde who resolves to stop fooling around and get serious—by tracking down all 20 of her exes to see if she missed out on Mr. Right. Chris Evans (Captain America, The Avengers) co-stars as her musician neighbor who helps Ally in her quest. Also with Ari Graynor and Blythe Danner. Directed by Mark Mylod; screenplay by Gabrielle Allan & Jennifer Crittenden. (AC,AL) R-1:46
WITNESS
4 new episodes in November. They are the new generation of combat photographers:
young, fearless and a little crazy. From filmmaker Michael
Mann comes this four-part documentary series that follows
photojournalists Eros Hoagland, Michael Christopher
Brown and Veronique de Viguerie into some of the
world’s most dangerous places. From Mexico and Libya
to South Sudan and Brazil, these intrepid photographers
document the horrors they witness…and try to make sense
of it all. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:57
WRATH OF THE TITANS
The Clash may be over...
but the Wrath has just
begun! Demi-god Perseus
(Sam Worthington)
comes out of retirement
to save both gods and
humans from a monstrous
threat in this
exciting sequel to Clash of the Titans. With belief
in the gods fading
among humans, mutiny
ensues leaving mighty
Zeus powerless and the
long-imprisoned Titans
on the loose. It’s up to
Perseus to fight his way
through a colossal series
of creatures, including
the mighty and all-consuming
Kronos. Co-starring
Rosamund Pike, Bill
Nighy, Edgar Ramirez,
Toby Kebbell, Danny
Hustonwith Ralph Fiennes
and Liam Neeson. (V)
PG13-1:39
X-MEN FIRST CLASS
It’s the X-Men as they’ve never been seen before! Taking the comicbook movie franchise in a sensational new direction, this riveting “origins” tale explores the story of the mutant superheroes, led by Professor Charles Xavier
(James McAvoy) and Erik “Magneto” Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender), as they unite in the face of a common threat to mankind: a sadistic ex-Nazi named Sebastian Shaw who has a plan for nuclear holocaust and mutant world domination. Rose Byrne, January Jones, Oliver Platt and Kevin Bacon co-star in this “popcorn flick deluxe” (New York Daily News). (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:12
YOUR HIGHNESS
Medieval moron Danny McBride (HBO’s Eastbound & Down) undertakes a quest to help save his brother’s betrothed in this screwball sword-and-sorcery tale. While his older brother Fabious (James Franco) is a valiant warrior, Thadeous (McBride) is a screw-up whose idea of swordplay is selfpleasure. Forced to help his brother, it’s up to Thadeous and a gorgeous female warrior (Natalie Portman) to lead the quest while facing perverted wizards, naked nymphs, and more. Zooey Deschanel, Justin Theroux, Toby Jones and Damian Lewis costar in this raunchy comedy-adventure. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:42.
ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES
Five sexy friends enjoy the steamy fantasy stories on the blog of writer Zane in this erotic MAX series. No relation to Zane Grey. Widescreen
Times shown EST/Pacific
Daily listings
MARCH
1 FRIDAY
7:00a HBO William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet
7:20 MAX The Great Train Robbery
9:00 HBO Flight of the Conchords
9:15 MAX Rise of the Planet of the Apes
9:30 HBO Game Change
11:00 MAX Sneakers
11:30 HBO Sucker Punch
1:05p MAX Contraband
1:30 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
2:30 HBO The Rite
3:00 MAX American Werewolf in Paris
4:30 HBO The Terminal
4:40 MAX The Pool Boys
6:10 MAX Meet the Fockers
6:45 HBO First Look: Admission
7:00 HBO Game Change
8:10 MAX From Dusk Till Dawn
9:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Banshee
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25 MONDAY
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1:00p HBO Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
1:40 MAX From Dusk Till Dawn
3:15 HBO Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
3:30 MAX Bridesmaids
5:45 HBO HBO First Look Admission
MAX Crazy, Stupid, Love
6:00 HBO Johnson Family Vacation
7:45 HBO Road to Rios-Alvarado II
MAX Million Dollar Baby
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
9:00 HBO Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
10:00 MAX Chernobyl Diaries
11:15 HBO Game of Thrones S2 Recap
11:30 HBO Collateral
MAX Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders
12:45a MAX The Pool Boys
1:35 HBO The Descendants
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3:35 HBO Project X
3:45 MAX Dracula
5:05 HBO Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV
5:35 MAX Breakin’ All the Rules
26 TUESDAY
6:10a HBO Rookie of the Year
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8:00 HBO American Winter
8:30 MAX Screwed
9:30 HBO Rock of Ages
10:05 MAX The Debt
11:30 HBO Forrest Gump
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12:05a HBO American Winter
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1:25 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature
1:35 HBO Tempted
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3:15 HBO Vampire in Brooklyn
4:35 MAX Win Win
5:00 HBO American Splendor
27 WEDNESDAY
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6:45 HBO Cheaper by the Dozen
8:30 HBO Johnny English
MAX The Kids Are All Right
10:00 HBO I, Robot
10:20 MAX Pariah
11:50 MAX Uncle Buck
12:00 HBO Road to Rios-Alvarado II
12:15p HBO Cornered: Michael Buffer
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2:00 HBO Game of Thrones S2 Recap
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1:45 MAX Lake Placid
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3:10 MAX Chemistry
3:35 MAX Rushmore
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28 THURSDAY
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9:40 HBO The Tuskegee Airmen
10:45 MAX Edward Scissorhands
11:30 HBO First Look: Admission
11:45 HBO The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
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2:00 HBO One Day
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ALIEN RESURRECTION Ripley’s DNA clone
is created to hatch a batch of aliens in this
fourth Alien. Sigourney Weaver. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:49. HBO Mar.17,23 C5EH
ALONG CAME POLLY Ben Stiller’s disastrous
marriage prompts him to ask out polar
opposite Jennifer Aniston. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:30. HBO Mar.7,12,16,22CDEH
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED
Alvin, Simon and Theodore are
stranded on a deserted island. G-1:27.
HBO Mar.3,8,13,18,27,30c5EH
AMERICAN PSYCHO Christian Bale gives a
breakout performance as a serial-killing
stockbroker in this dark tale. (AC,AL,N,
SC,V) R-1:42. MAX Mar.7 CDEH
AMERICAN REUNION The American Pie
gang returns for more laughs, sexual
shenanigans and raucous fun at their highschool
reunion in this sequel. (AC,AL,N)
R-1:53. HBO Mar.10,29 C5EH
AMERICAN SPLENDOR HBO Original
Movie The life of underground comic-book
writer Harvey Pekar. Paul Giamatti. (AC,AL)
R-1:41. HBO Mar.26,30 CDEH
AMERICAN WEDDING The third film in the
American Pie series finds Jason Biggs
preparing to walk down the aisle with his
beloved band camp babe. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:36. HBO Mar.4,10,28 CSEH
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS
Three American men run afoul of werewolves
in Paris in this sequel to An American
Werewolf in London. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-
1:38. MAX Mar.1,17,27 C5EH
AMERICAN WINTER HBO Documentary
Films The stories of unemployed Oregon
families who called the state’s “211Info”
assistance hotline. (AL) TV14/L-1:28. HBO
Mar.18,21,23,26,29,31 C5Eh
ANYWHERE BUT HERE A woman heads to
L.A. with her teenaged daughter. Susan
Sarandon, Natalie Portman. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:54. MAX Mar.6,15,23 CDEH
ARACHNOPHOBIA A deadly tropical spider
begins breeding in the backyard of a
small-town doctor. Jeff Daniels. (AL,V)
PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.18 CDEH
ARTHUR Love threatens to come between
drunken playboy Russell Brand and his
inheritance in this remake. (AC,MV) PG13-
1:50. HBO Mar.6,9,15,18,21C5EH
ARTICLE 99 Renegade doctors take on the
systemat a Veterans’ Administration hospital.
Ray Liotta, Kiefer Sutherland star. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:41. HBO Mar.3 CsEH
THE ASSOCIATE Whoopi Goldberg makes
waves on Wall Street when she starts a
rival firm in this comedy. (AC,AL,BN)
PG13-1:54. HBO Mar.19 CDEH
ASYLUM BLACKOUT A blackout at an
asylum leaves the staff locked in with the
weapon-wielding patients. (AC,AL,GV)TVMA/
V,L-1:25. HBO Mar.1 C5EH
AVP: ALIEN VS. PREDATOR A scientific team
is lured deep below the Antarctic where an
epic war between two monstrous species
is about to begin. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:41.
MAX Mar.5,10,18 CDEH
BABY BOOM Corporate superwoman
Diane Keaton’s career comes off the fast
track when she inherits a baby girl. (AC,
AL) PG-1:50. MAX Mar.7 CSEH
BACKDRAFT A serial arsonist puts two
firefighting Chicago brothers and their
mates at deadly risk in this thriller. Kurt
Russell, William Baldwin. (AC,BN,GL,V) R-
2:17. MAX Mar.4,15,30 CDEH
THE BACKWOODS An idyllic vacation to
Northern Spain takes a terrifying turn for
two couples. Gary Oldman. (AC,N,RP,V) R-
1:37. MAX Mar.3,28 CDEH
BAD GIRLS FROM VALLEY HIGH Three
high-school vixens get their comeuppance
from a be-’witch’-ing new girl. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:24. MAX Mar.9 CDEH
BANSHEE Season 1 Finale. 07: Behold a
Pale Rider (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:43.
MAX Mar.20CDEH; 08: We Shall
Live Forever (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,S,
L-:55.MAXMar.1,2,4,5,6,20CDEH;
09: Always the Cowboy (AC,AL,BN,V)
TVMA/V,L-:44. MAX Mar.8,9,11,12,13,20
CDEh; 10: A Mixture of Madness
(AC,AL,GV) TVMA/V,L-:58. MAX
Mar.15,16,18,19,20 CdEH
BATTLESHIP Naval destroyers take on an
armada of hostile outer-space visitors in
this action hit. Taylor Kitsch. (AL,V) PG13-
2:11. HBO Mar.2,4,8 C5EH
THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL
Seven seniors move to a residence in India
that doesn’t come quite as advertised. Judi
Dench, Bill Nighy. (AC,AL) PG13-2:04. HBO
Mar.16,17,19,24,28,30 C5EH
BEST OF THE BEST II Retired karate
masters Eric Roberts and Phillip Rhee train
to avenge their partner’s death. (AL,GV)
R-1:42. MAX Mar.8,27 CDEH
BEYONCE: LIFE IS BUT A DREAM HBO
Special Presentation See Beyonce as
she’s never been seen before in this
documentary. (AC,AL,BN) TVMA/L-1:30.
HBO Mar.3,6,11 C5EH
BEYOND A detective is assigned to find a
7-year-old girl who vanished from her
bedroom. Jon Voight, Teri Polo. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:39. MAX Mar.4,8,13,24 H
BIG MIRACLE The plight of three whales
trapped in the Alaskan ice brings together
a global effort to save them. Drew
Barrymore and John Krasinski star. (MV)
PG-1:47. MAX Mar.6,23 CDEH
BOBBY MCFERRIN: A YOUNGARTS
MASTERCLASS Grammy®-winner Bobby
McFerrin prepares four student vocalists to
accompany him in concert in this special.
(AC) TVPG/D-:30. HBO Mar.2 H
BOXING Timothy Bradley takes on Ruslan
Provodnikov in the main bout; plus, Jessie
Vargas vs. Wale Omotoso. (AL) TVPG/L-
1:57. HBO Mar.16,17,18 CSEh
BOXING Tavoris Cloud vs. Bernard Hopkins
in a light heavyweight title fight; plus,
Cristobal Arreola vs. Bermane Stiverne; and
Keith Thurman vs. Jan Zaveck. (AL) TVPG/
L-2:42. HBO Mar.9,10,11 CSEh
BOXING AFTER DARK Brandon Rios vs.
Mike Alvarado II; plus, Breidis Prescott
vs. Khabib Allakhverdiev. (AL) TVPG/L-
1:57. HBO Mar.30,31 CSE
THE BRAVE ONE Jodie Foster stars in this
dark thriller about a talk-radio host who
turns vigilante. Terrence Howard. (AC,AL,
GV,N) R-2:02. HBO Mar.9C5EH
BREAKIN’ ALL THE RULES Jamie Foxx
unwittingly becomes a break-up guru for
men in this amusing comedy. Morris
Chestnut, Jennifer Esposito. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:25. MAX Mar.16,25 CDEH
BRIDESMAIDS Hapless Kristen Wiig leads
soon-to-be-wed best friend Maya Rudolph
on a comically disastrous path to the altar
in this hit comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R-2:05.
MAX Mar.2,10,15,19,25,28CDEH
BROKEDOWN PALACE A trip to Thailand
turns into a nightmare when two girls are
caught with drugs. Claire Danes and Kate
Beckinsale star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:41.
HBO Mar.5,20 C5EH
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER A valley girl
discovers her destiny lies in killing
vampires. Kristy Swanson. (AL,V) PG13-
1:25. HBO Mar.15,25 CDEH
BUSTY COEDS VS. LUSTY CHEERLEADERS
Ten sexy contestants compete to be “Hottie
of the Year.” (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:15. MAX Mar.6,15,25 CSH
BUSTY HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS
A man inherits a mansion and a powerful
amulet in this erotic tale. (GL,MV,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:22. MAX Mar.9,21 CSH
CADDYSHACK II The snobs of Bushwood
Country Club don’t know who they’re
messing with when they snub rich slob
Jackie Mason in this sequel. (AC,AL,BN)
PG-1:37. MAX Mar.13 CDEH
CATHOUSE: THREE RING CIRCUS The
clowning around hits sizzling new heights
in this big-top edition of HBO’s popular
Cathouse series. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:26. HBO Mar.7 CSEH
CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN A couple’s 12
offspring strain family bonds in this comedy.
Steve Martin stars. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:39.
HBO Mar.8,12,18,27,31 CDEH
CHEMISTRY Erotic series. 07: The
Proposition (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-
:26. MAX Mar.12CSH; 08: Night on
Bald Mountain (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:26. MAX Mar.27CSH;
10: Lust in Translation (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:28. MAX Mar.20 CSH
CHERNOBYL DIARIES “Extreme tourists”
get more than they bargained for in the
ghost town outside of the long-abandoned
Chernobyl nuclear power plant. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:30. MAX Mar.23,25,29 H
CHERRY FALLS Virgins beware! A psychopath
begins slaughtering the celibate in a
small town. Brittany Murphy. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:31. MAX Mar.8 CSEH
THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK Vin Diesel
stands as the last hope for the universe
against an army of soul-stealing warriors
in this sequel to Pitch Black. (AL,V) PG13-
1:59. MAX Mar.4,8,16,20 CDEH
CLEAN SLATE A private eye (Dana Carvey)
suffering from short-term memory loss is
the key witness in a murder trial. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:47. MAX Mar.4,29 CSEH
CLEANSKIN British secret agent Sean
Bean undertakes a mission to stop an
imminent terrorist attack. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CDEH
CLOSER The lives of four strangers
intersect in a complex series of events and
affairs over four years. Julia Roberts, Jude
Law, Natalie Portman, Clive Owen. (AC,GL,
N) R-1:44. HBO Mar.15 CDEH
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL 3: SPRING BREAK
FEATURE 02: HORIZONTAL MAMBO The
sizzling erotic series. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:26. MAX Mar.22 CSH
COLLATERAL A ruthless assassin forces a
cabbie to chauffeur him to a series of
planned hits over the course of a seamy
L.A. night. Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx. (AL,V)
R-2:00. HBO Mar.14,25,29CDEH
CONGO A team searches Africa for a fabled
lost city guarded by a vicious tribe of killer
apes. With Dylan Walsh, Laura Linney. (AL,
V) PG13-1:48. HBO Mar.4 CDEH
CONTRABAND Mark Wahlberg is a former
smuggler forced back into the game
to save his family. (AC,AL,V) R-1:49.
MAX Mar.1,5,10,15,21,25,30 H
THE COOLER William H. Macy corners the
market on losing as a Las Vegas casino
employee who doles out bad luck for a
living. Alec Baldwin, Maria Bello. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:42. MAX Mar.10 CSEH
COWBOYS & ALIENS Daniel Craig and
Harrison Ford lead a small town against an
alien invasion. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:58.HBO
Mar.3,5,9,13,18,22,24,30 C5EH
CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE. Love and heartbreak
land a middle-aged man and the people
around him in a crazy tangle. Steve Carell,
Ryan Gosling. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:58.
MAX Mar.7,12,20,25,30 CDEH
CROSSFIRE HURRICANE HBO Documentary
Films The Rolling Stones celebrate their
50th anniversary. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-
1:51. HBO Mar.13,21,26C5EH
THE CRUCIBLE In this drama about the
Salem witch trials, a woman’s passion and
jealousy leads to trouble in her community.
Daniel Day-Lewis, Winona Ryder. (N,V)
PG13-2:03. MAX Mar.12 CDEH
DAFFY DUCK’S MOVIE: FANTASTIC ISLAND
Hot-tempered Daffy finds himself
on a tropical island where dreams come
true. G-1:18. MAX Mar.8 ceh
DAFFY DUCK’S QUACKBUSTERS Everybody’s
favorite mallard goes quackers in
this zany collection of his looniest toons!
G-1:19. MAX Mar.18 ceh
DAWG A heartless womanizer must make
amends to inherit one million dollars. Denis
Leary and Elizabeth Hurley star. (AC,AL)
R-1:23. MAX Mar.20 CDEH
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW Global
warming results in a series of cataclysmic
natural disasters. Dennis Quaid and Jake
Gyllenhaal star. (AL,MV) PG13-2:04. MAX
Mar.6,8,12,16,24,28 CDEH
THE DEBT Israeli intelligence agents hunt
a notorious Nazi war criminal. Helen
Mirren, Sam Worthington. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:53. MAX Mar.5,26 CDEH
THE DESCENDANTS Hawaiian lawyer
George Clooney deals with grief, fatherhood
and real estate. (AC,AL) R-1:55.
HBO Mar.6,21,23,25,31 5EH
DO THE RIGHT THING A summer day in
Brooklyn is the setting for an explosion of
racial violence in this Spike Lee film. Danny
Aiello, Spike Lee, Ossie Davis. (AC,AL,SC)
R-2:00. MAX Mar.29 CDEH
DON’T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL
WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD
Wayans brothers gangster spoof. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:29. MAX Mar.16,29CDEH
DOWNTOWN GIRLS: THE HOOKERS OF HONOLULU
America Undercover The
stories of four prostitutes in Honolulu
who are—or were—males. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:53. HBO Mar.14 CSE
DRACULA Frank Langella stars as Bram
Stoker’s infamous vampire whose liquid
gaze inspires the ladies to bare their necks.
Laurence Olivier, Donald Pleasence. (AC,V)
R-1:49. MAX Mar.25 CDEH
DRAGON EYES A mysterious stranger
cleans up a rough section of New Orleans
by pitting gangs, drug dealers and corrupt
cops against one another. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:31. MAX Mar.8,17 CSEH
DUDLEY DO-RIGHT The classic cartoon
Canadian Mountie comes to life in this liveaction
family film. Brendan Fraser and
Sarah Jessica Parker star. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:23. HBO Mar.17,22C5EH
DUNE Two factions in the year 10191 war
bitterly over the desert planet Dune in
David Lynch’s cult sci-fi fantasy film. (AL,
V) PG13-2:16. MAX Mar.10CSEH
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS Tim Burton’s
comic fable about an android teen with
scissor hands who is taken in by a family.
Johnny Depp,Winona Ryder. (AC,MV) PG13-
1:45. MAX Mar.3,16,28 CDEH
EL GRINGO In a dusty Mexican border
town, a stranger appears with $2 million
U.S. dollars. Scott Adkins, Christian Slater,
Yvette Yates star. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:39.
MAX Mar.9,15,20,24,28 CSEH
ELVIS & ANABELLE A beauty queen finds
an unlikely connection with a mortician’s
son after awakening on his embalming
table. Max Minghella, Blake Lively. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:46. MAX Mar.18 CDEH
EMMANUELLE THROUGH TIME: ROD
STEELE 0014 & NAKED AGENT 0069
Time-traveling Emmanuelle poses as a secret
agent in this erotic tale. (AL,MV,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:27. MAX Mar.4,29 CSH
ENLIGHTENED Season Two Finale. On the
precipice of bringing down Abaddonn, Amy
prepares herself and those around her for the
fallout. 18: Agent of Change (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-:27. HBO Mar.3,6,7 c5eh
EXECUTIVE TARGET Stunt car driver Michael
Madsen races to stop a plot to kidnap the
President in this action-thriller. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-1:36. HBO Mar.13CSEH
FALL TO GRACE HBO Documentary
Films Alexandra Pelosi’s documentary
about scandalized former Governor Jim
McGreevey’s road to redemption. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-:47. HBO Mar.28 CSEh
FEMME FATALES MAX late-night series.
16: Trophy Wife (AC,GL,N,SC,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-:29. MAX Mar.16 CDH; 17:
Extracurricular Activities (AC,GL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:27. MAX Mar.23CDH;
18: Killer Instinct (AC,GL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:28. MAX Mar.21CDH;
19: Bad Science (AC,GL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.14 CDH
FIERCE CREATURES Zoo animals are traded
in for a madcap menagerie in a scheme to
boost sales in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:33. MAX Mar.13 CSEH
THE FIGHT GAME WITH JIM LAMPLEY #5
Legendary ring announcer Jim Lampley
hosts this HBO sports series that delves
inside the world of boxing. TVPG-:28. HBO
Mar.9,10,11,12,14,18,21,30CSEh
FINAL DESTINATION 5 Death returns to
claim the survivors of a bridge collapse.
Nicholas D’Agosto. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:32.
MAX Mar.1,7,11,20,26,30 CDEH
FIRESTORM Smoke-jumpers battle fires
and escaped convicts in this action-thriller.
Howie Long, Scott Glenn star. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.4,12,17 CDEH
FIRST DAUGHTER A President’s daughter
seeks normalcy within the confines of a
prestigious university. Katie Holmes. (MV)
PG-1:45. MAX Mar.14 CDEH
THE FIVE HEARTBEATS A music group
learns that life at the top of the charts isn’t
any easier than it was at the bottom. (AC,
AL,MV) R-2:01.MAXMar.25CSEH
FLASHPOINT Two border guards stumble
on a half-buried jeep containing a skeleton,
a high-powered rifle, and $800,000 in
cash. (AL,V) R-1:33. MAX Mar.8CH
FLED Two chain-gang convicts make a run
for it in handcuffs. Laurence Fishburne
and Stephen Baldwin star. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:38. HBO Mar.14 CsEH
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Encore plays
of the HBO comedy series. 07: Drive By
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:26. HBO Mar.16CSE;
08: Girlfriends (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:28. HBO
Mar.1,9 CSE; 11: The Actor (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-:28. HBO Mar.8,14,31 CSE
FOOLISH A fast-rising stand-up comic
(Eddie Griffin) gets mixed-up in his
brother’s half-baked schemes. (AC,AL,
BN) R-1:25. MAX Mar.7,22CSEH
FORREST GUMP 1994 Oscar®-winning
Best Picture with Tom Hanks as a goodhearted
country boy on a journey of
discovery in America. (AC,N,V) PG13-2:22.
HBO Mar.6,11,16,26,30 CSEH
THE FRENCH CONNECTION Gene Hackman
stars in this 1971 Best Picture Oscar®
winner about a maverick cop who stops a
drug shipment into New York. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-1:44. MAX Mar.18 CSH
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES An elderly
woman relays a rousing tale of friendship
amid the social tensions of 1930s Georgia.
Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy. (AC,AL)
PG13-2:10. MAX Mar.22 CSEH
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN Sibling fugitives
and their hostages wind up in a strip bar
that is crawling with vampires. Harvey
Keitel, George Clooney. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:48.
MAX Mar.1,3,12,21,25,30 CDEH
GALAXY QUEST The cast of a cult sci-fi TV
show is called upon to help out an alien
race in this hilarious Star Trek spoof.
Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver star. (AC,AL,V)
PG-1:42. MAX Mar.9,21 CDEH
GAME CHANGE HBO Original Movie The
2008 presidential campaign of John McCain
and Sarah Palin. Julianne Moore, Woody
Harrelson, Ed Harris. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
1:58. HBO Mar.1,6,21,23C5EH
GAME OF THRONES Season 3 Premiere of
the hit HBO series. 21: (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA-:57. HBO Mar.31 C5EH
GAME OF THRONES: S2 RECAP SHOW A
look back at Season 2 of the hit HBO
series. TVPG-:14. HBO Mar.8,17,19,20,
21,22,23,25,27,29,30,31 CSEh
GANG RELATED Crooked cops James
Belushi and Tupac Shakur hatch an illfated
scheme to steal drug money. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:52. MAX Mar.31 CSEH
GARFIELD THE MOVIE Jim Davis’
lasagna-loving comic-strip feline makes a
beeline for the big screen in this riotous
family comedy. Voice: Bill Murray. (MV)
PG-1:20. HBO Mar.11,28 CDEH
GIRLS All-new episodes, including the Season
2 finale, of the hit HBO comedy series. 17:
Video Games (AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-:27.
HBO Mar.1C5EH; 18: It’s Back
(AC,AL,N) TVMA-:27. HBO Mar.3,5,7,8
C5EH; 19: On All Fours (AC,AL,
N) TVMA-:27. HBO Mar.10,12,14,15
C5EH; 20: Together (AC,AL,N)
TVMA-:27.Mar.17,19,21,22C5EH
THE GIRL’S GUIDE TO DEPRAVITY Erotic
series. 11: The Pill Rule (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Mar.24 CSH
GLEE: THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE Follow
the cast of the hit TV show Glee on their
live summer tour in this groovin’ film. (MV)
PG-1:24. MAX Mar.24 CDEH
GOSSIP Inspired by a course in journalism,
a group of college students generate a
piece of gossip to see where it leads.
James Marsden, Lena Headey. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:30. MAX Mar.29 CDEH
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! Dennis Quaid
shakes nerves and rattles brains as rock-
’n’-roll bad boy Jerry Lee Lewis. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:48. MAX Mar.11 CSEH
THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY A trio of
clever crooks plot what would become
history’s first train heist in this caper. (AC,
AL) PG-1:51. MAX Mar.1 CSEH
GREEN LANTERN Ryan Reynolds brings
the phosphorescent comic-book superhero
to life in this thriller. (AL,MV) PG13-1:54.
MAX Mar.2,8,13,17,21,26 CDEH
GREENBERG Ben Stiller is a neurotic New
Yorker who brings his toxic personality to
his brother’s Hollywood estate. (AC,GL,N,
V) R-1:47. MAX Mar.4,28 CDEH
THE GRUDGE A young woman is haunted
by the ghostly curse of a brutal murdersuicide
that occurred in a quiet suburban
home. Sarah Michelle Gellar. (MV) PG13-
1:31. MAX Mar.12,23 CDEH
GUS VAN SANT’S LAST DAYS An insecure
rock star’s final moments before suicide
are documented in this moving drama.
Michael Pitt, Lukas Haas,Asia Argento. (AC,
AL,BN) R-1:37. HBO Mar.4CDEH
HALL PASS Owen Wilson and Jason
Sudeikis are buddies whose long-suffering
wives give them a week off from marriage
in this comedy. (AL,MV,N,SC) R-1:45.
MAX Mar.2,6,12,18,24,29 CDEH
THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE A
Seattle family hires a live-in nanny with
malicious motives in this thriller. Annabella
Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:50. MAX Mar.9,20 CDEH
THE HANGOVER PART II Bachelor party
survivors Phil, Stu and Alan endure another
night of debauchery. Bradley Cooper, Ed
Helms star. (AC,AL,MV,N) R-1:42. MAX
Mar.2,13,18,22,26,31 CDEH
HANNA A girl raised to be a fighting
machine in the wilderness enacts her ex-
CIA agent father’s plan for revenge. Saoirse
Ronan, Eric Bana. (MV) PG13-1:51. MAX
Mar.3,7,11,16,20,29 CDEH
HAPPY FEET TWO Tap-dancing penguin
Mumble is now a daddy...and he’s got an
equally unique son in this sequel. (MV)
PG-1:39. MAX Mar.30 CDEH
HARD TIMES: LOST ON LONG ISLAND
HBO Documentary Films The realities of
unemployment are seen through the eyes
of several jobless Long Islanders. (AC,AL)
TVPG/L,D-:53. HBO Mar.5,11CSEH
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2
Harry and his friends
prepare to make their last stand against
the evil Voldemort. (AC,V) PG13-2:10. HBO
Mar.2,7,10,14,16,20,26,29C5EH
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Harry faces a dark new series of
threats in this third part. (MV) PG-2:22.
HBO Mar.3,5,13,17,25,29 CDEH
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE
The boy wizard is brought to life in
this first film in the series. (AL,MV) PG-
2:33. MAX Mar.11,19,31 CSEH
HAVANA Robert Redford stars as a
gambling man in 1950s Cuba who falls for
a married woman on the eve of war in this
drama. Lena Olin co-stars. (AC,AL,N) R-
2:24. MAX Mar.19 CSEH
HBO FIRST LOOK Admission Behind-the scenes
featurette. TVPG-:13. HBO
Mar.7,9,14,20,25,26,28,31 CSh
HEAD IN THE CLOUDS WWII-era tale of
drama and romance. Charlize Theron,
Penelope Cruz, Stuart Townsend. (AC,MV,
N) R-2:01. MAX Mar.24 CDEH
HEARTS IN ATLANTIS A man recalls his
boyhood friendship with a clairvoyant
stranger. Anthony Hopkins. (AC,AL,RP,V)
PG13-1:41. MAX Mar.28 CDEH
HOW TO DIE IN OREGON HBO Documentary
Films Inside Oregon’s historic and
controversial Death with Dignity Act that
allows physician-assisted suicide. (AC)
TVPG/D-1:47. HBO Mar.15 CSEH
I HEART HUCKABEES An environmentalist
poet hires a pair of existential detectives to
help him understand his life in this quirky
comedy. Dustin Hoffman. (AC,AL,BN,MV)
R-1:47. MAX Mar.15 CDEH
I, ROBOT Future cop Will Smith becomes
convinced that a robot is responsible for a
scientist’s murder. (AL,BN,V) PG13-1:55.
HBO Mar.3,6,9,18,22,27,30CDEH
IN BRUGES Hit men Colin Farrell and
Brendan Gleeson unwind in Belgium after a
blundered job. Colin Farrell, Brendan
Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes. (AC,AL,GV) R-
1:47. HBO Mar.7,29 C5EH
J.EDGAR Leonardo DiCaprio stars as
J. Edgar Hoover, who ruled the FBI from
the 1920s to the ‘70s. (AC,AL,V) R-2:16.
MAX Mar.3,22,27 cdeh
JANE EYRE Mia Wasikowska and Michael
Fassbender star in this scintillating take on
Charlotte Bronte’s romantic classic. (AC,V)
PG13-2:00. MAX Mar.14 CDEH
JIM JEFFERIES: I SWEAR TO GOD Rude,
crude and lewd comic Jim Jefferies brings
his unique brand of anecdotal humor to
this stand-up comedy special. (AC,GL)
TVMA/L-:58. HBO Mar.13 CDH
JOHN GRISHAM’S THE RAINMAKER
Rookie lawyer Matt Damon battles a big
insurance company for his dying client in
this thriller. Claire Danes, Jon Voight. (AC,AL,
V) PG13-2:15. HBO Mar.8C5EH
JOHN GUARE: A YOUNGARTSMASTERCLASS
HBO Family Documentary Three student
writers join playwright John Guare for a oncein-
a-lifetime workshop. (AL) TV14/L-:29.
HBO Mar.4,9,12,17,21,28 CSEh
JOHNNY ENGLISH “Mr. Bean goes 007”
(Variety) in this riotous James Bond spoof
starring British funnyman Rowan Atkinson
as a screwball spy. (AC,AL,V) PG-1:27.
HBO Mar.9,12,15,27 CDEH
JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION Cedric the
Entertainer leads his hapless family on a
hellish road trip to their family reunion in
this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:37.
HBO Mar.2,5,14,20,25 CDEH
JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND
Dwayne Johnson leads the search for a
mysterious island filled with incredible
wonders—and dangers. (MV) PG-1:34.
MAX Mar.9,15,20,31 cdeh
JOYFUL NOISE Queen Latifah and Dolly
Parton play dueling divas who clash over
control of a small town choir that enters a
national competition. (AL,MV) PG13-1:58.
MAX Mar.6,10,19,25,30 H
JULIA Jane Fonda and Vanessa Redgrave
star in this Oscar®-winning 1977 drama of
friendship and courage. Jason Robards,
Hal Holbrook, Rosemary Murphy. (AC,
AL,MV) PG-1:57. MAX Mar.12CEH
KALIFORNIA A true-crime writer and his
girlfriend discover their ride-share
companion is a mass murderer in this
thriller. Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis. (AC,AL,GV,
N,SC) R-1:57. MAX Mar.24CSEH
KATIE DOES MANHATTAN Perky adult film
star Katie Morgan is on the loose in the
Big Apple in this special. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:30. HBO Mar.18,28 CSEH
THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT The life of a
modern American family takes an
unexpected turn. Annette Bening, Julianne
Moore, Mark Ruffalo. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-
1:46. MAX Mar.1,27 CDEH
KINGPIN An embittered, one-handed
former bowling star finds a protege in a
talented, but naive Amishman in this comedy.
Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:53. HBO Mar.2,7c5eh
KINGS POINT HBO Documentary Films
The lives of five senior citizens in a typical
American retirement resort are captured in
this documentary. (AL) TV14/L-:27. HBO
Mar.11,14,16,19,22,24 C5Eh
KUNG FU PANDA 2 Fuzzy, kung-fu fighting
Dragon Warrior Po faces the biggest
challenge of his life in this sequel. (MV) PG-
1:30.HBOMar.13,16,25,29C5EH
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL Oscar®-winning film
noir based on James Ellroy’s novel about
corrupt cops and murder in 1950s L.A.
Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-2:18. HBO Mar.12 CDEH
LAKE PLACID A small lake town finds itself
under attack from an enormous crocodile.
Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:22. MAX Mar.7,17,27 CDEH
LARRY CROWNE Tom Hanks and Julia
Roberts star in this tale of an amiable
everyman who finds new life when he
enrolls in college. (AC,AL) PG13-1:39.
HBO Mar.4,7,12,16,19,28C5EH
LIFE Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence
are two 1930s New Yorkers sentenced to
spend the rest of their days in jail. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:48. HBO Mar.20 C5EH
LIFE ON TOP Erotic series. 10: Birthday Suit
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.13
CSH; 11: Growing Pains (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX Mar.13 CS
H; 12: All In (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:31. MAX Mar.18 CSH; 13: Happy
Endings (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32.MAX
Mar.18CSH; Feature 05: (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-1:26. MAX Mar.17
CSH; Feature 06: (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:24. MAX Mar.11 CSH
LINGERIE Erotic series. 23: Naughty
Couture (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.
MAX Mar.8CSH; 24: Exotic Dancer
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX Mar.1
CSH; 25: Exposed (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.15 CSH;
26: Walk the Walk (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Mar.22 CSH;
Feature 05: Sheer Delight (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:56. MAX Mar.31 CSH;
Feature 06: Model Mayhem (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:27. MAX Mar.2 CSH
LOLA VERSUS A woman (Greta Gerwig)
embarks on a funny and emotional journey
after she is unceremoniously dumped by
her fiance just weeks before her wedding.
(AC,AL) R-1:27. MAX Mar.2,28 H
THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT Amnesiac
schoolteacher Geena Davis learns she was
once a government assassin—and is now
being hunted by rogue agents. Samuel L.
Jackson. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-2:00. MAX
Mar.2,6,11,17,21,26 cdeh
THE LONG RIDERS The violent exploits of
the notorious James-Younger gang of the
late 19th century are the focus of this gritty
1980 western. David Carradine stars. (AC,
AL,GV) R-1:40. MAX Mar.1 CEH
LOVE & OTHER DRUGS Slick Viagra
salesman Jake Gyllenhaal’s charmed life
takes an unexpected detour when he falls
for elusive Parkinson’s patientAnne Hathaway
in this romantic comedy. (AC,AL,N) R-
1:52. HBO Mar.5,27 C5EH
LOVE WRECKED Amanda Bynes is a sweet
beach resort employee who gets stranded
with the pop star of her dreams in this
entertaining teen comedy. (AC) PG13-
1:27. MAX Mar.4,10,26 CDEH
THE LUCKY ONE Zac Efron is a war vet
who tracks down a woman from a photo
that he believes kept him alive during
battle. Taylor Schilling. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:41. HBO Mar.4,7,9 C5EH
MAJOR LEAGUE: BACK TO THE MINORS
A hapless minor-league baseball coach
tries to lead his team from worst to first.
Corbin Bernsen, Scott Bakula. (AL,V)
PG13-1:40. HBO Mar.4 C5EH
THE MAKING OF... Behind-the-scenes shows.
American Reunion (AC,AL) TVPG/L,D-:12.
HBOMar.3,11CSH; Battleship (MV)
TVPG/V-:12. HBO Mar.1,8 CSH;
Cowboys & Aliens (V) TVPG/V-:11. HBO
Mar.3,13,17CSEH; Larry Crowne
(AC) TVPG/D-:11.HBOMar.7CSEH;
Snow White and the Huntsman (V)
TVPG/V-:12. HBO Mar.9,14,16,27 CS
EH; Tower Heist (AC,MV) TVPG/V,D-
:11. HBO Mar.2,10,18 CSH
MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR
SIDE OF THE WORLD Russell Crowe stars
in this epic about a 19th-century British
warship captain’s battles. (AC,V) PG13-2:18.
HBO Mar.14,22,24,27 CDEH
MATINEE Amidst the Cuban Missile Crisis,
a young boy is overjoyed when his favorite
filmmaker arrives in Key West to make a
monster movie. John Goodman. (AC,AL,
MV) PG-1:39. MAX Mar.8 CSEH
THE MATRIX A computer hacker is shown
the horrifying truth about the existence of
mankind in this thriller. Keanu Reeves. (AL,
V) R-2:16. HBO Mar.1,7,19CDEH
THE MATRIX RELOADED The war
between man and machines continues in
this sequel. Keanu Reeves, Laurence
Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. (AC,AL,BN,
V) R-2:18. HBO Mar.8,20 CDEH
THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS Keanu
Reeves stars in the third and final chapter
of the acclaimed sci-fi trilogy. (AC,AL,GV)
R-2:09. HBO Mar.15,21 CDEH
MAX FINAL CUT: A VERY HAROLD &
KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS A hilarious chat
with the cast of this comedy. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-:08. MAX Mar.9,20,23SH
MAX ON SET: SAFE HOUSE A visit to the
set of the hit action-thriller starring Denzel
Washington and Ryan Reynolds. (V) TVPG/
V-:13. MAX Mar.13,21,29,30 csh
MAX QUICKIES Coming Fast - the hottest
erotic highlights from adults-only late night
original programming. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:10. MAX Mar.1,8,1324 cdh
MEET THE FOCKERS The Byrnes family
heads South to meet the Fockers in this
hilarious sequel to Meet the Parents.
Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:55. MAX Mar.1,7,13,17 CDEH
MEL BROOKS STRIKES BACK! HBO
Special Presentation Mel Brooks opens
up for an intimate evening of show-and-tell
comedy with the BBC’s Alan Yentob. (AC,
AL) TV14/L,D-:59.HBOMar.5,31CSH
THE MERCHANT OF VENICE A pound of
flesh is at stake if a loan is not repaid in
this take on Shakespeare’s play. Al Pacino.
(MV,N) R-2:11.MAXMar.13CDEH
THE MIGHTY DUCKS Arrogant lawyer
Emilio Estevez is assigned to coach a
clumsy pee-wee ice hockey team. (AC,AL,V)
PG-1:44. MAX Mar.16,19 CDEH
MILLION DOLLAR BABY Clint Eastwood’s
2004 Oscar®-winner about a craggy
boxing instructor and the young woman he
trains. Hilary Swank. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:13.
MAX Mar.2,6,10,15,21,25 CDEH
MOON OVER PARADOR Down-and-out
actor Richard Dreyfuss takes the role of a
dictator a bit too seriously in this farce. (AC,
AL,V) PG13-1:44.MAXMar.4CSEH
MR. NANNY Nanny/bodyguard Hulk Hogan
must save his young charges and the
world from a megalomaniac and his goons.
(MV) PG-1:24.MAX Mar.11CDEH
MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS A wealthy
widow dazzles Britain at the dawn of WWII
by staging risque variety shows in this
drama. Judi Dench, Bob Hoskins. (AC,AL,
N) R-1:43. MAX Mar.3 CDEH
MULHOLLAND FALLS A four-man LAPD
vigilante squad gets pulled into a dirty stew
of corruption and sex. Nick Nolte, Melanie
Griffith and Chazz Palminteri star. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:47. HBO Mar.8C5EH
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE Cult comedy about
a high-school geek and the screwballs that
surround him. Jon Heder. (AL,MV) PG-1:35.
HBO Mar.3,7,12,15,18,21 CDEH
THE NEW WORLD Terrence Malick’s
historical film of the Jamestown colonists
and Native American princess Pocahontas.
Colin Farrell, Christopher Plummer. (AC,V)
PG13-2:15. MAX Mar.20,30 CDEH
NEW YEAR’S EVE The stories of a group of
disparate characters intertwine on New
Year’s Eve in New York. (AL) PG13-1:38.
MAX Mar.4,12,18,24,29 cdeh
NORTH COUNTRY Sexual harassment stirs
a female mine worker to file a landmark
discrimination lawsuit. Charlize Theron. (AC,
AL,RP) R-2:06. HBO Mar.4CDEH
OFFICE SPACE A trod-upon office worker
is left without a care about work in this hit
satire of cubicle life. Ron Livingston,
Jennifer Aniston. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:29.
MAX Mar.3,11,28 CDEH
ONE DAY The relationship between a
working-class lass and an upper-crust cad
is charted over the years on the same day.
Anne Hathaway. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-1:47.
HBO Mar.15,20,25,28 C5EH
ONE NATION UNDER DOG: STORIES OF
FEAR, LOSS & BETRAYAL HBO Documentary
Films The sobering realities of the
American obsession with dogs. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:13. HBO Mar.4,24CSEH
PARADE’S END HBO Miniseries A British
aristocrat is caught up in an era of social
upheaval and the onset of World War I in
this miniseries. Benedict Cumberbatch.
Part 1: (AC,AL,BN) TVMA/L-1:00. HBO
Mar.2,11,19,23 c5eh; Part 2:
(AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-1:00. HBO Mar.2,11,
19,23c5eh; Part 3: (AC,AL,BN,
V) TVMA/V,L-1:00. HBO Mar.2,12,19,24
c5eh; Part 4: (AC,AL,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:00. HBO Mar.2,12,20,24c5e
h; Part 5: (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-
1:00.HBOMar.2,12,20,24c5eh
PARENTHOOD A family wrestles with their
comedic and complex relationships in this
Ron Howard comedy. Steve Martin. (AC,
AL) PG13-2:03. MAX Mar.2CSEH
PARIAH A sensitive 17-year-old African-
American (Adepero Oduye) struggles to
come out to her parents. (AC,AL,BN) R-
1:26. MAX Mar.4,21,27 cdeh
PAUL Two sci-fi geeks aid a pot-smoking
extraterrestrial fugitive in this spoof. Simon
Pegg, Nick Frost star. (AC,AL,V) R-1:44.
MAX Mar.6,11,16,21,29 CDEH
PHIL SPECTOR HBO Original Movie Al
Pacino and Helen Mirren star in this HBO
Films drama that follows the murder trial of
music producer Phil Spector. (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-1:32. HBO Mar.24,27,30C5EH
A PIG’S TALE A shy teen comes out of his
shell to lead his misfit bunkmates in battle
against the supercool camp kids. (AC,AL)
PG-1:34. MAX Mar.21 CSEH
PLEASURE SPA A spa that caters to its
clients’ erotic desires faces a shutdown in
this steamy erotic drama. (GL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:15. MAX Mar.14,24 CSH
THE POOL BOYS A slacker pool cleaner
and his over-achieving cousin turn a lavish
Beverly Hills estate into a brothel in this
comedy. Matthew Lillard. (AC,AL,N) R-
1:28. MAX Mar.1,5,9,14,25 CDEH
PRAYER FOR A PERFECT SEASON HBO
Sports Documentary Inside the extraordinary
2010-11 season of St. Patrick’s High School
basketball team of Elizabeth, NJ. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-1:27. HBOMar.6,23CSEH
THE PREACHER’S WIFE Denzel Washington
is a smooth-talking angel who helps
rekindle the sparks between a troubled
minister and his wife. Whitney Houston.
(AC) PG-2:04. MAX Mar.11CDEH
THE PRESENCE Mira Sorvino is a woman
haunted by ghosts and her trauma-filled
past while staying at a remote family cabin
in this creepy tale. (AC,AL) PG13-1:27.
MAX Mar.3,13,22,30 CDEH
THE PRINCE OF EGYPT The story of Moses
is brought to vivid life in this stunning
animated film. Voice: Val Kilmer. (AC,MV)
PG-1:39. HBO Mar.28 CDEH
PRINCE VALIANT Young Valiant faces his
greatest challenge as he sets out to find
Excalibur, the sword of King Arthur. (AL,V)
PG13-1:32. MAX Mar.22 CSEH
THE PRISONER OF ZENDA Peter Sellers is
in classic comic form playing multiple roles
in this 1979 swashbuckling spoof. (AC,
MV) PG-1:48. MAX Mar.20 CEH
PROBLEM CHILD A childless couple
adopts a young red-headed terror in this
comedy. John Ritter, Amy Yasbeck. (AC,
AL) PG-1:21. MAX Mar.5 CDEH
PROBLEM CHILD 2 The juvenile jokester
returns for more mischief in this comedy
sequel. John Ritter, Michael Oliver, Laraine
Newman, Amy Yasbeck, Jack Warden. (AC,
AL) PG13-1:31. MAX Mar.5CDEH
PROJECT X Sex, drugs and flamethrowers
are just part of the fun when a
high-school teen’s house party spins wildly
out of control. (AC,AL,MV,N) R-1:28. HBO
Mar.9,12,15,17,20,25,28C5EH
PUSS IN BOOTS The feisty feline
undertakes an epic adventure full of fun
and fairy tales in this animated tale
featuring the voice of Antonio Banderas
based on his character in the Shrek movies.
(MV) PG-1:30. MAX Mar.3,26 H
RACE TO SPACE James Woods stars as a
NASA scientist whose rocky relationship
with his son improves when the boy bonds
with a chimpanzee astronaut. (MV) PG-
1:45. HBO Mar.4,14 CDEH
REAL SEX 31 AM I GOOD IN BED?
Segments include a visit to an erotic
masquerade party where couples unmask,
unclothe and get frisky! (AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:45. HBO Mar.7,17 CSE
A REAL SEX XTRA: PORNUCOPIA: GOING
DOWN IN THE VALLEY 04: THE BUSINESS
OF KINK An exploration of porn’s fetish
market, from toe-suckers and she-males
to dwarfs and sheep. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:23. HBO Mar.28 CSE
REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL
All-new installment of the Emmy®-winning
HBO sports magazine 191: TVPG-:58. HBO
Mar.1,9,11CSEh; 192: TVPG-:58.
HBO Mar.19,22,24,27,30 CSEh
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER All-new
editions of the hit comedy/talk series. 273:
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.1,3,4,6
CSh; 274: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.
HBO Mar.8,10,11,13 CSh; 275:
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.15,17,18,
20CSh; 276: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.
HBO Mar.22,24,25,27 CSh;
TBA#1: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO
Mar.29,31 CSh; TBA#2: (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.29,31 CSh
RECOIL After his family is murdered by an
outlaw biker gang, ex-cop Steve Austin
turns vigilante to avenge their deaths.
(AC,V) R-1:34. HBO Mar.7C5EH
THE REVENANT After being killed in
action, a soldier awakens as a living corpse
and enlists his pal to furnish him with a
fresh blood. David Anders. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:57. HBO Mar.6 CsEH
RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
Chimpanzees revolt against mankind after
an experimental drug gives them human
intelligence. James Franco. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:45.MAXMar.1,6,10,23,28CDEH
RISING SUN Two L.A. cops investigate the
murder of an American party girl in a
Japanese-owned skyscraper. Wesley
Snipes, Sean Connery. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
2:09. MAX Mar.5,17 CDEH
THE RITE A skeptical young seminarian is
given a crash course in the rite of exorcism
by veteran priest Anthony Hopkins in this
scary horror film. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:54.
HBO Mar.1,13,21,29 C5EH
THE RIVER Battling financial woes and a
treacherously high river, Mel Gibson and
Sissy Spacek pit their country grit against
seemingly overwhelming odds. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:04. MAX Mar.17 CDEH
ROAD HOUSE Bouncer-for-hire Patrick
Swayze sets out to clean up the baddest
honkytonk in a Missouri town in this barbrawling
cult favorite. (AL,GV,N) R-1:54.
MAX Mar.9,14,18,26,31 CSEH
THE ROAD TO EL DORADO This animated
tale follows two 17th-century con-artists
who wind up in the lost city of gold. Voices:
Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh. (MV) PG-
1:29. MAX Mar.17 CDEH
ROAD TO RIOS-ALVARADO II Follow
Brandon Rios and Mike Alvarado as they
train towards their March 30 rematch on
HBO. (AL) TVPG/L-:12. HBO Mar.16,17,
18,22,24,25,27,28,29,30 CSEh
ROCK OF AGES A small-town girl with
dreams of being a singer falls for an
aspiring rocker and gets a job at a rock
club in 1987 L.A. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:03.
HBO Mar.23,24,26,31 C5EH
ROMY AND MICHELE’S HIGH SCHOOL
REUNION Two party girls decide to reinvent
themselves for their high-school reunion.
Lisa Kudrow, Mira Sorvino. (AC,AL) R-
1:32. MAX Mar.5,14,18,24cdeh
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR An accident turns
an inept Little Leaguer into a pitching
phenomenon for the Chicago Cubs. With
Thomas Ian Nicholas and Gary Busey. (AL)
PG-1:44. HBO Mar.26 CSEH
RUMBLE IN THE BRONX Hong Kong cop
Jackie Chan takes on a gang of Big Apple
baddies in this thrilling action flick. (AL,V)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.25 cdeh
THE RUNDOWN The Rock plays a bounty
hunter whose search for an archeology
student turns into a race for an artifact.
Seann William Scott. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:44.
MAX Mar.4,9,14,22,26,31 CDEH
RUNNIN’ REBELS OF UNLV HBO Sports
Documentary A look at the UNLV men’s
basketball teamand their controversial coach
Jerry Tarkanian from 1973 to 1992. (AC,AL)
TVPG/L,D-:58. HBO Mar.9,25CSEH
RUSHMORE A prep-school youth wages
war for the affections of a pretty teacher in
this comedy. Jason Schwartzman, Olivia
Williams and Bill Murray star. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:33. MAX Mar.11,19,27 cdeh
SAFE HOUSE A renegade CIA agent
(DenzelWashington) goes on the run with a
rookie operative (Ryan Reynolds) after their
‘safe house’ is attacked. (AL,V) R-1:55.
MAX Mar.5,9,14,22,27,31cdeh
SANCTUM Trapped caving enthusiasts
navigate a treacherous series of unexplored
tunnels in search of a way out. (AL,MV) R-
1:49. HBO Mar.19,22 C5EH
SCOOP Woody Allen’s hilarious murder
mystery about a student reporter who
tracks a notorious killer with help from a
hack magician. Hugh Jackman. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:36. MAX Mar.13,22 CEH
SCREWED The disgruntled chauffeur to a
crusty cookie mogul schemes to get even
by snatching her pooch. (AC,AL,MV,N)
PG13-1:22.MAX Mar.17,26cdeh
SERENA THE SEXPLORER Lusty Serena
comes to Earth to satisfy her deepest
desires in this erotic tale. (GL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:13. MAX Mar.1,7,12,23 CSH
SEVEN Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman hunt
a serial killer whose brutal murders depict
twisted variations on the Seven Deadly
Sins in this scary thriller. (AC,AL,BN,GV)
R-2:07. HBO Mar.12 C5EH
SEX TAPES Scorching sex tapes made by
three couples go missing in this sizzling
tale. Angela Davies. (AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:24. MAX Mar.3,16,27 CSH
SHAME A man is forced to confront his
sexual addiction in this spellbinding drama.
Michael Fassbender stars. (AL,N,SC,V)
NC17-1:39. MAX Mar.18 cdeh
SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS
Holmes and Watson match wits against
arch-nemesis Professor Moriarty. Robert
Downey Jr. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:09.HBOMar.
2,3,5,10,16,20,23,25,28 C5EH
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS FBI trainee
Jodie Foster works with incarcerated
madman Anthony Hopkins to find a serial
killer in this 1991 Oscar®-winner. (AC,AL,
GV,N) R-1:58. HBO Mar.23CDEH
A SIMPLE PLAN A crashed plane
containing $4 million leads three men into
a plot that quickly spirals out of control. Bill
Paxton, Billy Bob Thornton star. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-2:01. HBO Mar.22 CsEH
SIN CITY DIARIES FEATURE 02: INSIDE
OUT Compilation of steamy episodes from
the erotic series. (AC,AL,MV,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CSH
SMALL TOWN SATURDAY NIGHT An
aspiring country singer’s plans to move to
Nashville hit a snag. Chris Pine. (AC,AL) R-
1:34. MAX Mar.7,23,27 CDEH
SNEAKERS Robert Redford leads a highly
skilled tech team against a top computer
thief in this crime caper. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:05. MAX Mar.1,27 CDEH
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN An
evil queen tries to vanquish the angelic
Snow White. Kristen Stewart, Charlize
Theron, Chris Hemsworth. (AC,V) PG13-
2:07. HBO Mar.30,31 C5EH
SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT Dutiful
housewife Julia Roberts rebels against her
sedate Southern lifestyle after learning of
her husband’s infidelity. Robert Duvall. (AC,
AL) R-1:45. HBO Mar.2,17CDEH
SOMEWHERE A burned-out Hollywood
actor has his eyes opened during an
unexpected trip with his 11-year-old
daughter. Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:38. MAX Mar.11CDEH
SOMMERSBY Richard Gere and Jodie
Foster star in this romantic mystery about
a man who may not be who he claims to
be. Bill Pullman, James Earl Jones. (AC,V)
PG13-1:53. MAX Mar.10 CSEH
SONNY A boy returns to his mother who
runs a seedy brothel in New Orleans. Mena
Suvari, James Franco, Brenda Blethyn. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-1:51.MAXMar.31CSEH
A SOUND OF THUNDER Time-travelers
create a rift in the past that results in
prehistoric life running amok in the present.
Edward Burns. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:42.
MAX Mar.7,13,30 CDEH
SPACE JAM Michael Jordan and Bugs
Bunny team up for an interplanetary hoops
game against a team of hostile aliens.
(MV) PG-1:27. HBO Mar.25CDEH
SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL Sandra Bullock
and Jason Patric try to stop a psycho from
blowing up a luxury liner in this sequel to
Speed. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:05. HBO Mar.4 C5EH
SPLASH Tom Hanks is a friendly bachelor
who falls overboard for beautiful mermaid
Daryl Hannah in this comedy. (AC,AL,BN,MV)
PG-1:50. MAX Mar.7,31 CSEH
SPLITTING HEIRS A British loser tries to
bump off the Yank with whom he was
switched at birth. Rick Moranis. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:26. MAX Mar.11 cdeh
STAG NIGHT Bachelor party revelers are
hunted by mutant cannibals in the labyrinth
of New York’s subway tunnels. (AC,AL,GV,
N) R-1:23. HBO Mar.2,10C5EH
STEPHEN KING’S THINNER A curse causes
an overweight man to lose weight
irreversibly in this thriller based on Stephen
King’s novel. Robert John Burke. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.5,29 CSEH
STRIKE BACK The action-packed MAX
series. 01: Episode 1 (AC,AL,GV,N)
TVMA/V,S,L-:48. MAX Mar.22,23,26CD
EH; 02: Episode 2 (AC,AL,GV,N)TVMA/
V,S,L-:47. MAX Mar.29,30 CDEH
STUCK ON YOU Conjoined twins head to
Hollywood so onep can take his shot at
stardom in this outrageous comedy. Matt
Damon, Greg Kinnear star. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:59. HBO Mar.8,12,24 CDEH
SUCKER PUNCH A young woman creates a
fantastic alternate world to help her
escape the horror of the mental institute
where she’s trapped. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:50. HBO Mar.1,11,14,19C5EH
SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2 A gang
of super-intelligent toddlers must save the
world from a global villain in this sequel.
(MV) PG-1:29. HBO Mar.15CDEH
SUPERCROSS: THE MOVIE Two brothers
ride a death-defying road to stardom on
the motorbike circuit. Steve Howey. (AC,
AL) PG13-1:20. MAX Mar.5CDEH
TAXI A cop teams with a freewheeling
cabbie to nab a bank-robbery ring. Queen
Latifah, Jimmy Fallon. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:37.MAXMar.3,8,14,19,23CDEH
TAXICAB CONFESSIONS: NEW YORK,
NEW YORK America Undercover The
11th edition returns to NYC. (AC,GL,N)
TVMA/S,L-1:02. HBO Mar.21,27 CSE
THE TEENIE WEENIE BIKINI SQUAD Sexy
secret agents go undercover (and under the
covers) at an erotic magazine. (GV,N,SC)
TVMA/V,S-1:21.MAX Mar.8,19,28CSH
TEMPTED Wealthy and powerful Burt
Reynolds concocts a devious plan for
testing his wife’s fidelity in this thriller. (AC,
AL,BN,V) R-1:35. HBOMar.26CDEH
THE TERMINAL Tom Hanks is a goodnatured
foreigner who is forced to live in a
New York airport after a revolution in his
homeland. Catherine Zeta-Jones. (AL,MV)
PG13-2:09. HBOMar.1,14,29CDEH
THE TERMINATOR Arnold Schwarzenegger
in his greatest role as an unstoppable
cyborg who is sent back in time to kill a
woman. Michael Biehn. (AL,GV,N) R-1:47.
MAX Mar.3,7,12,15,18,23,27 CH
TERROR TRACT Realtor John Ritter reveals
the terrifying tales behind three houses he’s
showing in this horror anthology. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:37. MAX Mar.22 CSEH
THIS MEANS WAR Two CIA agents vie for
the affections of Reese Witherspoon in this
action-packed romance. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:36. HBO Mar.21 c5eh
THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR In this
classic 1968 caper, Steve McQueen’s a
bank robber and Faye Dunaway is the
insurance investigator on his tail. (AL,
BN,V) R-1:42. MAX Mar.14 CEH
A THOUSAND WORDS A fast-talking agent
can only speak 1,000 more words before
he dies in this feel-good comedy starring
Eddie Murphy. (AC,MV) PG13-1:31.
HBO Mar.1,5,14,16,19,22,31 CH
3000 MILES TO GRACELAND Ex-cons
stage a heist during Elvis Impersonation
Week in Vegas. Kevin Costner. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:05. MAX Mar.9,19,28 CDEH
TMNT The Ninja Turtles battle their
deadliest threat yet: 13 ferocious monsters
that have arrived through a time portal.
(MV) PG-1:27.MAX Mar.15CDEH
TOUCH OF PINK The spirit of Cary Grant
helps a gay photographer navigate the tough
times of his life. Kyle MacLachlan. (AC,
AL,MV) R-1:30.MAXMar.10CDEH
TOWER HEIST Ben Stiller and Eddie
Murphy lead a screwball effort to rob a con
man’s penthouse. (AC,AL) PG13-1:44. HBO
Mar.8,11,17,23,26,29,31C5EH
THE TREE OF LIFE Terrence Malick’s
dazzling, heady discourse on the human
experience as seen from the perspective of a
family in 1950s Texas. Brad Pitt. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-2:19. HBO Mar.15 C5EH
THE TROUBLE WITH SPIES Spyjinks reach
an all-time high when bumbling British agent
Donald Sutherland tangles with the KGB
and gets caught up in a major mess! (AL,
BN,MV) PG-1:29. MAX Mar.26CSH
TROY An illicit love affair sparks the battle
of Troy in this epic adaptation of Homer’s
poem ‘The Iliad.’ Brad Pitt, Eric Bana,
Orlando Bloom, Diane Kruger. (AC,BN,GV)
R-2:43. HBO Mar.5,16 CDEH
THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN HBO Original
Movie The story of the ‘fighting 99th’—the
first squadron of African American U.S.Army
fighter pilots in WWII. Laurence Fishburne.
(AL,V) PG13-1:46. HBOMar.28CDEH
200 CIGARETTES A group of young New
Yorkers search for sex, love and a big bash
in the East Village on New Year’s Eve, 1981.
Ben Affleck and Casey Affleck star. (AC,
AL) R-1:41. MAX Mar.17 CDEH
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY Stanley Kubrick’s
science-fiction masterpiece about a space
mission that is compromised by a
malfunctioning computer. Keir Dullea, Gary
Lockwood. G-2:19. MAX Mar.4 SH
TWO WEEKS NOTICE Sandra Bullock is a
passionate attorney who puts in her notice
to billionaire boss Hugh Grant. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:41.MAXMar.2,6,14,19,24CDEH
UNCLE BUCK A family emergency leaves
lumbering lazybones Uncle Buck to look
after three precocious kids in this 1989
comedy starring John Candy. (AC,AL,V)
PG-1:40. MAX Mar.27 CDEH
UP CLOSE & PERSONAL A reporter turns a
young novice into a TV news star. Robert
Redford, Michelle Pfeiffer. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:04. MAX Mar.31 CSEH
VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN Eddie Murphy
stars in this horror-comedy as a vampire who
comes to Brooklyn in search of a bride. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:42. HBO Mar.26 CSEH
VARSITY BLUES James Van Der Beek is
the QB on a football town’s high-school
team in this teen sex comedy. (AC,AL,BN,
V) R-1:45. HBO Mar.15,18C5EH
VEEP Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the hapless
Vice President of the United States in this
HBO comedy series. 01: Fundraiser
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO Mar.10C5
EH; 02: Frozen Yoghurt (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.17C5EH
A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR CHRISTMAS
Harold and Kumar go on a Christmas Eve
bender in this sequel. (AC,GL,N,V) R-1:30.
MAX Mar.3,8,14,23,27 CdEH
VOLCANO The city of Los Angeles is
threatened by a river of lava that erupts
from the La Brea Tarpits. Tommy Lee
Jones, Anne Heche. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:44.
MAX Mar.7,13,18,23,28 CDEH
WANDERLUST Paul Rudd and Jennifer
Aniston star as a married couple who wind
up living in a far-out hippie commune in
this groovy comedy. (AC,AL,N) R-1:38.
HBO Mar.3,8,14,19 C5EH
WATCHERS A teen befriends a genetically
altered dog that is hunted by a monster
and a brutal federal agent. Corey Haim.
(AL,N,V) R-1:31. MAX Mar.21CEH
THE WEIGHT OF THE NATION 01:
CONSEQUENCES HBO Documentary Films
Long-term health consequences of obesity
are explored in this documentary. (AC)
TVPG/D-1:09. HBO Mar.20 CSEH
WEIRD SCIENCE Two teenage nerds use
their computer wizardry to create a hightech
goddess in this comedy. Anthony
Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock. (AC,AL,BN,MV)
PG13-1:33. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE Freddy
Krueger leaves the dream world behind for
a murderous jaunt in the real world in this
seventh film in the ‘Nightmare’ series. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:52. HBO Mar.27C5EH
WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT Angela
Bassett stars as Tina Turner in this bio-pic
detailing the singer’s tempestuous marriage
to Ike Turner (Laurence Fishburne). (AC,
AL,V) R-1:57. HBO Mar.6C5EH
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN Alcohol
puts put a couple’s marriage on the rocks.
Andy Garcia and Meg Ryan star. (AC,AL,N)
R-2:06. MAX Mar.16 CSEH
WHITE PALACE The relationship between
a young widower and an older waitress is
tested. Susan Sarandon, James Spader. (AC,
AL) R-1:43. MAX Mar.14 CDEH
WHITEBOYS A white teen dreams of living
the urban, drug-dealing lifestyle of a black
rapper. Danny Hoch, Piper Perabo. (AC,GL,
V) R-1:28. HBO Mar.3 CSEH
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S ROMEO + JULIET
Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes
portray the star-crossed lovers. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:00. HBO Mar.1 CDEH
WIN WIN Paul Giamatti is a hard-luck
lawyer/wrestling coach who takes in a
troubled, but talented teen. (AC,AL,BN,MV)
R-1:46. MAX Mar.6,26 CDEH
WITNESS: JUAREZ HBO Documentary Films
Photographer Eros Hoagland ventures into
dangerous Juarez, Mexico. (AC,AL,V)
TVMA/V,L-:25. HBO Mar.7,28cseh
THE WIZARD A teenage boy and his
autistic brother trek to the National Video
Game Championships in L.A. Fred Savage.
(MV) PG-1:40. MAX Mar.13CSEH
THE WOOD When a bridegroom panics and
disappears, his two best friends try to track
him down. Taye Diggs. (AC,AL,MV,N) R-
1:47. MAX Mar.12 CDEH
WORKING GIRLS IN BED Working girls
from a legal Nevada brothel share their
kinky yearnings about sex. 01: (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:24. MAX Mar.1,3,5,6,9
CSH; 02: (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:25. MAX Mar.8,10,12,13,16 CSH;
03: (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:26. MAX
Mar.15,17,19,20,23CSH; 04: (AC,
AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX Mar.22,24,
26,27,30 CSH; Introducing
Working Girls in Bed (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Mar.2 CSH
WRATH OF THE TITANS Half-man, halfgod
Perseus deals with a monstrous threat
in this sequel to Clash of the Titans. (V)
PG13-1:39. MAX Mar.16,19,24,29H
YOUNG ADAM A vagrant Scotsman is
wrapped up in the discovery of a drowned
woman. Ewan McGregor. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
NC17-1:38. MAX Mar.21 CDEH
ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES A compilation
of episodes from the sizzling erotic series.
Feature 05: Entice (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:30. MAX Mar.5 CSH;
Feature 06: Embrace (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:26. MAX Mar.26 CSH;
Feature 07: Endear (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:23. MAX Mar.20 CSH;
Feature 08: Envy (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:49. MAX Mar.10 CSH
ZANE’S THE JUMP OFF Five former frat
brothers tackle the growing pains of love,
sex, career and each other’s personalities
in urban America in this MAX late-night
series. 01: First Down (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.29,31CSH
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In March: Snow White & the Huntsman, CLEANSKIN, Al Pacino in "Phil Spector", WRATH OF THE TITANS
In April: Game Of Thrones: Season 3, AMERICAN REUNION, Dark Shadows, LOUIS C.K. COMEDY EVENT
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"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. The Dalai Lama, exiled leader of Tibet
The horror and heroism of September 11, 2001, is seen from the perspective of the hijacked airplane that did not reach its intended target, thanks to a selfless group of passengers. Described by Variety as “taut, visceral and predictably gut-wrenching,” United 93 chronicles the flight as the four hijackers take control and steer a course of terror. While air-traffic controllers and military personnel scramble in the wake of planes slamming into the Twin Towers, the passengers of Flight 93 realize they are part of another suicide mission-and that they are the only hope to stop it. Written and directed by Paul Greengrass. United 93 has been seen on various HBO channels: HBO, HBO SIGNATURE, HBO LATINO and HBO HighDef. All 3000 names (AL,V) R-1:51.
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Trek movies, Doom (military unit vs. bloodthirsty mutants on Mars, based on the videogame), The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men), John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth), Twister (Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, technology vs. class 5 tornado), Robot Jox (giant robots of the apocalypse), Teen Wolf Too, The Island (two clones decide to escape from their island prison), Little Shop of Horrors (Rick Moranis, Steve Martin), The Goonies (Anne Ramsey vs. gang of kids for pirate treasure hidden in underground cavern), Cobra (Stallone), Sphere, and various comedy movies
Many of the movie links on this page go to detailed movie reviews that originally appeared on Turner television networks or websites including TBS, TNT, and Turner Classic Movies. Turner and HBO are Time-Life companies. HBO is one of the few TV networks remaining that does not currently brand programming with semi-transparent logos of the main network and each respective theme channel, let alone damned annoying animated ads for other programming across the bottom of the screen during movies. More info on HBO can be found at Wikipedia
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If Planet Of The Apes was boring, stay up late enough and Cinemax will have something like Play-Mate Of The Apes