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THE A-TEAM
"There is no Plan B" Hannibal. Face. Murdock. B.A. Baracus. Four of the best and baddest Special Forces operatives the U.S. military has ever seen...and now they’re fugitives. Based on the hit TV show, this action-packed tale follows the crafty quartet fromprison to Iraq as they race to prove they were framed in a counterfeiting scheme—while leaving destruction in their wake! Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, Sharlto Copley and Patrick Wilson costar. Directed by Joe Carnahan; written by Joe Carnahan & Brian Bloom and Skip Woods, based on the TV series “The A Team” created by Frank Lupo & Stephen J.Cannell (AC,AL,BN,V) TV14-2:14
THE ADDAMS FAMILY America’s First
Family of Ghouls hits the big screen in this comedy. Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston and Christopher Lloyd star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:40 ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head with the arrival of a new
addition to America's most ghoulish family. Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston. (AC,MV) PG13-1:34
THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU
Fate takes a hand in the pre-planned lives of a politician and a ballerina in this intriguing tale from the mind of Blade Runner author Philip K. Dick. Matt Damon stars as congressional hopeful David Norris, whose chance meeting with a spirited dancer (Emily Blunt) strikes an instant spark—and the attention of mysterious forces whose predestined plan for David require them to prevent the couple from falling in love. Anthony Mackie, John Slattery, Michael Kelly and Terence Stamp costar in this “enormously entertaining” (Washington Post) tale. (AC,MV) PG13-1:46
AIRPORT ’77
Air disaster strikes again in this third Airport film that finds passengers on a luxury jet stranded beneath the sea when a hijacking plot goes awry in the Bermuda Triangle. Jimmy Stewart (AC,AL,V) PG-1:53
ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL The Chipmunks are topping the charts, so what’s next? High school, of course! Alvin, Simon and Theodore rock out more hits—and then hit the books—in this
sequel. But just as they’re adjusting to the halls of learning, an all-girl group called The Chipettes make their debut, which turns the spotlight on a rodent popstar
rivalry...and possibly romance. With Zachary Levi, David Cross and Jason Lee and Justin Long (MV) PG-1:29
ALWAYS
A deceased firefighting pilot returns from heaven to look after the airman who replaced him in Steven Spielberg's remake of "A Guy Named Joe". ichard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, Audrey Hepburn (AC,AL) PG13-2:02
THE ALZHEIMER’S PROJECT Alzheimer's disease is the second-most-feared illness in America, after cancer. Is our anxiety justified? HBO presents this multi-part campaign that provides answers to many questions surrounding the disease. Featuring four HBO feature documentaries and a host of other specials on HBO’s various multi-media services, including HBO.com and HBO On Demand, this groundbreaking project will focus on Alzheimer's—including its causes, symptoms, treatments and possible cures—as well as the personal stories of those living with this terrible disease
AMERICAN GRAFFITI
A group of ’50s teens experience the highs and lows of youth on their last night together before college in
George Lucas' 1973 classic. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG-1:52
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
A widowed U.S. President finds love with a lobbyist during a daunting election year. Michael Douglas, Annette Bening. (AC,AL) PG13-1:53
ANACONDA
An expedition into the Amazon turns to terror when a group of filmmakers encounter a 40-foot snake! Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:29
ANGRY BOYS
Chris Lilley is at it again! The Australian comedian/actor/writer known for Summer Heights High amps up his character based comedy style with this riotous new
HBO series that sheds a hilarious light on today’s disenfranchised youth. The show follows twins Daniel and Nathan Sims (both played by Lilley), plus four other characters
(Lilley again!) whose lives intersect with the twins: former surfing champion Blake Oakfield; suburban rapper S.mouse; Japanese mother Jen Okazaki who is intent on turning her
son into a skateboarding star; and Ruth ‘Gran’ Sims, an unorthodox prison officer at a boy’s detention center (AC,AL,MV,N) TVMA/S,L-:28
ARMY OF DARKNESS
The third film in the Evil Dead series finds Ash battling demons and an army of the dead in medieval times. Bruce Campbell stars. (AC,AL,V) R-1:21.
ARTHUR
Love threatens to come
between a drunken
playboy and his millions
in this riotous remake.
Russell Brand is the irascible
Arthur whose
proclivity for hedonistic
haplessness requires the
sterling efforts of his
nanny Hobson (Helen
Mirren) to keep himout of
hot water. When his
mother gives him an ultimatum—
marry a high society
queen or lose his
inheritance—Arthur
must decide between
his affection for a working-
class girl and the
cold marital merger that
will keep him as the heir
to a $950 million fortune.
Co-starring Greta Gerwig,
Luis Guzman with Nick
Nolte and Jennifer
Garner. (AC,MV) PG13-
1:50
THE ASTRONAUT FARMER
Many people have dreamed of rocketing into space, but for Charles Farmer, it’s a dream that he’s determined to turn into a reality...in his own backyard. Billy Bob Thornton stars as the gutsy Texas rancher who constructs a rocket in his barn with plans for an orbit around the earth. But can he even get the ship off the ground with federal agents and a press crush descending on him and his family? Virginia Madsen, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake Nelson co-star in this inspiring drama. Directed by Michael Polish; written by Mark Polish and Michael Polish. (AC,AL) PG-1:44. Showing on various other HBO channels
AVATAR
Director James Cameron delivers “a titanic entertainment” (Hollywood Reporter) with this eye-popping blockbuster — the biggest box-office hit of all time! Set in the year 2154, this sci-fi epic follows a U.S. effort to mine a valuable mineral from the tiny distant world of Pandora and its blue inhabitants, the Na’vi.
Sam Worthington stars as a wheelchair-bound former Marine who becomes an Avatar to Pandora, where he falls
for a female Na’vi (Zoe Saldana) and winds up at the center of a war between the two worlds. Directed and written by James Cameron (MV) PG13-2:42
BARB WIRE
A powerfully armed Pamela Anderson takes razor-sharp aim at wrongdoers in this futuristic action film (AL,N,V) R-1:38
BEATDOWN
Indebted to a local crime lord, a tough young street
fighter holes up with his father in a small town where he
puts his battle skills to the test in an underground fighting
circuit. Aided by a once-legendary MMA star,
Brandon (Rudy Youngblood) brawls his way to the top
as he sets his sights on voiding his debt and moving on
with his life in the wake of his brother’s murder.
(AL,GV,N) R-1:30. MAX Dec.17,18,19,21,25,29 CDEh
BETTE MIDLER: THE SHOWGIRL MUST GO ON
The “Divine Miss M” is back! Bette Midler
returns to HBO with this spectacular
evening of music, humor and boundless
energy, shot at Caesars Palace in Las
Vegas. Backed by a sizzling band and
her sexy backup singers and dancers,
Bette delivers the goods in this 70-minute
show featuring show-stopping renditions
of her hits, including “Wind Beneath My
Wings,” “From a Distance,” “Hello in
There,” “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,”
“The Rose,” and many others. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-1:10
BEYOND 9/11: PORTRAITS OF RESILIENCE, HBO Documentary Films
Marking the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on New York, this film features the untold stories of 40 women and men who led America and sacrificed for it in the hours, days and months that followed September 11, 2001. The film premiered on Sunday, September 11 at 8:46am—exactly ten years to the minute from American Airlines Flight 11’s crash into the World Trade Center Tower Building #1. TVPG-:51
BIG LOVE
Bill Henrickson was
elected to the State
Senate in Utah...then
he made the shocking
election-night
announcement that he
was a polygamist.
Now, Bill (Bill Paxton),
his three wives and
nine children must deal
with the consequences
as HBO presents the
fifth and final season
of this iconic drama
series. As the season
begins, the family
encounters a wave of
hostility from neighbors,
Home Plus
employees, casino
partners, students at
their kids' schools,
even fellow polygamists.
Meanwhile, Alby
Grant returns from a
self-imposed exile with
a new mindset...and
revenge on his mind.
(AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-1:00
BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
‘Big Momma’ is dragged
out of mothballs when
FBI man Martin Lawrence must go
undercover—in a girls
school—in this third
hilarious film in the
series. With vital evidence
hidden somewhere
within the stalwart
institution, it’s up
to Lawrence and his precocious
son Trent
(Brandon T. Jackson) to
don ladies garb and pass
themselves off as ‘Big
Momma’ and her grandniece
‘Charmaine.’ But
finding a missing flash
drive that implicates a
devious Russian mobster
is not so easy when
they find themselves
surrounded by a scantily
clad student body.
Jessica Lucas co-stars.
(AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47
BIG STAN
Meet Big Stan: the toughest
guy in the prison yard.
Rob Schneider is hilarious
as the scammer who
transforms himself into a
kung-fu tough guy in
order to survive in prison
in this comedy. Facing
several years behind bars
and having an incapacitating
fear of man-rape, Stan
uses the months leading
up to his incarceration to
train under the toughest
sensei in the world. Once
in the joint, Stan’s skills
result in a surprising turn
of events among the
violent population—raising
the ire of the corrupt
warden. Co-starring
Jennifer Morrison, Scott
Wilson, Henry Gibson,
Richard Kind, Sally
Kirkland and Jackson
Rathbone with M. Emmet
Walsh and David
Carradine. (AC,GL,MV,N)
R-1:49
BLACK SWAN
Obsession drives a
devoted ballerina to the
brink of madness in this
compelling masterpiece.
Natalie Portman delivers
an Oscar®-winning turn
as young perfectionist
Nina who earns the coveted
dual lead role in
Tchaikovsky’s ballet
‘Swan Lake.’ Pushed
relentlessly by her director
(Vincent Cassel) to
unleash her pent-up
passion into the Black
Swan—her character’s
dark side—while dealing
with her overbearing
mother and the threat of
a rival (Mila Kunis), Nina
hurtles headlong into
the performance, crossing
a hallucinatory point
of no return. Barbara
Hershey and Winona
Ryder co-star. (AC,GL,
GV,SC) R-1:48
THE BLIND SIDE
The road to the NFL is paved with challenges. But for
a homeless Memphis teen named Michael Oher, it was
a bumpier road than most. Based on a true story, this
hit drama earned Sandra Bullock a Best Actress Oscar®
for her sparkling performance as a fiery Southern mom
whose family takes in their daughter’s hulking highschool
classmate—and forms a bond that brings the
young Oher out of his shell on and off the field. (AC,
MV) PG13-2:08
BOARDWALK EMPIRE
"When alcohol was outlawed, outlaws became kings." HBO presents this epic new drama series that follows the birth and rise of organized crime in “the world’s playground” at the dawn of Prohibition, 1920. Steve Buscemi returns as Nucky in Season Two of this hit HBO drama series. Though the 1920 election he rigged is over, Nucky finds himself the target of a federal investigation for vote tampering—and an insurrection by those he counted among his closest allies. All the while, top mobsters like Arnold Rothstein, Lucky Luciano, Meyer Lansky and Al Capone wait in the wings, looking for the chance to grab a bigger piece of Nucky’s pie. With illegal alcohol opening up lucrative opportunities, Atlantic City becomes a major hub of bootlegging activity as Nucky and his inner circle—led by an ambitious young World War I veteran named Jimmy Darmody—preside over notorious backroom politics, vicious power struggles, a constant onslaught by the Feds, and Nucky’s own insatiable appetite for women, profits and power. The supporting cast includes Michael Pitt, Michael Shannon and Kelly Macdonald. (AC,AL,N,GV) TVMA/V,S,L-1:00
BOOK OF ELI
Walking a desolate,
post-Apocalyptic world
populated by roving
gangs of criminals and
cannibals, a lone
drifter protects the
last hope for mankind:
a Bible. Denzel
Washington stars as
the mysterious Eli
whose copy of the holy
book makes him a
target of evil deserttown
madman Gary
Oldman who has his
own twisted agenda.
Mila Kunis, Ray
Stevenson, Jennifer
Beals, Frances de la Tour
and Michael Gambon
co-star in this “intense”
(The Hollywood
Reporter) futuristic
thriller. Directed by
The Hughes Brothers;
written by Gary
Whitta. (AC,AL,V) R-1:58.
THE BOX
Push a button and get
a cool million bucks.
With one simple catch:
somebody you don’t
know will die. That’s
the Twilight Zone - esque scenario facing
a young couple who
receive the mysterious
package on their doorstep.
Cameron Diaz
and James Marsden
star as the husband
and wife faced with
this chilling dilemma
that leads them down
a sinister trail of horror
and deception. Frank
Langella co-stars as
the box’s devious,
mutilated creator.
Written for the screen
and directed by
Richard Kelly, based
upon the short story
“Button, Button” by
Richard Matheson.
(AC,AL,V) PG13-1:56
THE BRAVE ONE
“Spellbinding” Roger Ebert. Jodie Foster delivers one of her most riveting performances in this dark thriller about a talk-radio host who turns vigilante. Shattered by a brutal assault, Erica Bain (Foster) tries to put the pieces of her life back together. But it’s not until she guns down a crook in self-defense that she finally discovers an outlet for her rage—and a need to feed her appetite for revenge. Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt and Mary Steenburgen co-star. Directed by Neil Jordan; screenplay by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor and Cynthia Mort, story by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-2:02.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY
Murder and marriage go hand in hand for demonic doll Chucky and his bride Jennifer Tilly in this fourth
bloody Child’s Play film. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:29
BRIDES MAIDS
Maid of Dishonor is more
like it for hapless Kristen
Wiig as she leads soonto-
be-wed best friend
Maya Rudolph on a disastrous
path to the altar
in this hit comedy.
Strapped financially and
emotionally, Annie (Wiig)
is fiercely protective of
her ‘maid’ duties for her
lifelong pal. Enter pictureperfect
bridesmaid Helen
(Rose Byrne) whose
thunder-stealing moves
only serve to expose an
increasingly frazzled
Annie’s shortcomings—
and leading to a hilarious
series of calamities
involving everything from
food poisoning to in-flight
intoxication. Wendi
McLendon-Covey, Ellie
Kemper, Melissa McCarthy
and Chris O’Dowd co-star.
(AC,AL,MV) R-2:05
BRÜNO
He pushed the boundaries
of comedy with
Borat. Now, Sacha
Baron Cohen returns as
Bruno, the outrageously
flamboyant Austrian
fashionista who has
come to L.A. to find
stardom. Along the
way, Bruno creates an
uproar as he offends,
harasses and embarrasses
every-one under
the sun--including
swingers, hunters, an
African American talkshow
audience, conservative
politician Ron
Paul, rabid wrestling
fans, two ministers who
try to “cure” him of his
homosexuality, and
many more!
“Undeniably funny,
outrageous and boundary-
pushing” (Variety).
Gustaf Hammarsten costars.
(AC,GL,N,V) R-
1:21.
THE BUCKET LIST Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman set out to accomplish a list of things to do before they kick in this engaging comedy. Meeting as roommates in the hospital where they are being treated for cancer, the polar opposites--Nicholson’s a filthy-rich tycoon, Freeman’s a working stiff--find common ground in their desire to go out with no regrets. Their solution? A wild road trip that takes them all around the world to see all the things they’ve never seen—and do all the things they’ve never done! Sean Hayes and Rob Morrow co-star. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A valley girl discovers her destiny lies in killing vampires in this horror/comedy. Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Paul Reubens, Donald Sutherland. (AL,V) PG13-1:25
BURMA VJ
Armed only with video cameras, a band of Burmese
reporters face death to expose the repressive regime
controlling their country in this 2009 Oscar®-nominee
for Best Documentary Feature. Capturing images of
2007 demonstrations spearheaded by Buddhist
monks, this group of video journalists risk torture, life
in jail and even death to smuggle their footage out
to the free world. 1:25.
CASPER
Everyone’s favorite friendly ghost scares up some family fun in this live-action film based on the beloved cartoon (MV) PG-1:40
CEDAR RAPIDS
A weekend insurance
convention proves to be
a hotbed of sex, booze
and buffoonery for a
naive young man in this
comedy. Sent to Cedar
Rapids for the annual
ASMI Convention, loyal
BrownStar Insurance
employee Tim Lippe
(The Hangover’s Ed
Helms) has his efforts to
stay on the straight and
narrow—and bring home
a prestigious award for
BrownStar—challenged
by party-hearty roommate
John C. Reilly and
alluring fellow attendee
Anne Heche. Sigourney
Weaver co-stars in this
“sweet comedy with a
dirty mind” (Roger
Ebert). Directed by
Miguel Arteta; written
by Phil Johnston.
(AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:27.
MAX Dec.3,4,5,7,15,
23,27,31
CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
He was a hard-partying Texas congressman whose socialite girlfriend inspired him to help Afghan freedom fighters. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in this fact-based tale about “Good Time Charlie” Wilson and how he brought his crazy plan—-providing weapons to the Afghans against their Russian invaders—-to fruition. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a renegade CIA agent who helps the duo. (AC,AL,BN) R-1:42
CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER
The plucky Pevensie children go on a wild seafaring adventure in Narnia in this third film adaptation of C. S. Lewis’ unforgettable book series. Sent to stay with obnoxious cousin Eustace, Lucy and Edmund Pevensie soon land back in Narnia on the good ship Dawn Treader led by King Caspian. With evil again threatening the magical land, the group sets sail to find seven swords in uncharted waters fraught with storms, sea monsters, deadly fog banks, and more. Starring Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Ben Barnes, Will Poulter, and Tilda Swinton returns as “The White Witch.” (MV) PG-1:53
CLASH OF THE TITANS
The epic battle between gods and mortals is about to begin! With the gods ready to unleash hell on the city of Argon unless its King sacrifices his daughter, it’s up to Sam Worthington as the determined demigod Perseus—the child of Zeus and a mortal woman—to face off against every otherworldly threat the enraged titans can dream up. Giant scorpions, the nightmarish Medusa and a monstrous Kraken unleash a reign of terror down on Perseus as he races to save the damsel in this 2010 remake of the Ray Harryhausen classic Gemma Arterton, Mads Mikkelsen and Alexa Davalos with Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:46
COLIN QUINN: LONG STORY SHORT
From ancient Greece to
the Jersey Shore, Colin
Quinn proves that history
always repeats itself—
for better, for worse,
and in this case, for the
sake of comedy. Based
on his hit one-man
Broadway show, the
Saturday Night Live
veteran undertakes a
hilarious tour of world
history as he comically
channels the demise of
every great world
empire, exploring the
attitudes, appetites and
bad habits that toppled
the most powerful
nations. Hear Quinn’s
takes on how Antigone
paved the way for
Snooki, why Caesar was
the original Italian
mobster, and much
more in this comical
special. (AC,AL) TVMA/
L-1:23
CONVICTION
Oscar¤ -winner Hilary
Swank delivers a stirring
portrayal of a woman
who launched an 18-year
crusade to overturn her
brother’s murder conviction.
Having survived
a tough childhood,
Kenny Waters (Sam
Rockwell) and his sister
Betty Anne (Swank)
shared an unshakable
bond. When Kenny is
railroaded by a local cop
and sentenced to life in
prison for a 1980 murder,
Betty Anne began an
unerring quest to prove
his innocence—first by
becoming a lawyer and
later by using new DNA
technology to prove her
case. Minnie Driver,
Melissa Leo, Peter
Gallagher and Juliette
Lewis co-star in this raw,
emotional drama that is
based on a real-life case.
(AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:47
COP OUT Bruce Willis and Tracy
Morgan team up as a
pair of inept cops
whose hunt for a stolen
baseball card leads
them into hot water in
this riotous buddy-cop
comedy from director
Kevin Smith. Willis
needs the ultra-valuable
card to pay for his
daughter’s wedding,
but his search for the
item lands him and his
manic partner Morgan
in the realm of a sadistic
druglord. For the
two screwball lawmen,
it’s an opportunity to
gain some much-needed
respect if they can
bring the criminals to
justice...and escape
with their lives! Adam
Brody, Kevin Pollak,
Guillermo Diaz and
Seann William Scott
co-star. (AC,GL,V) R-1:47
DARKMAN
A maimed scientist uses his talents to take revenge on the gangsters who injured him in this thriller. (AC,AL,V) R-1:35
DATE NIGHT
Phil and Claire Foster
are a couple in severe
need of romantic
resuscitation. But a
night on the town
gives them more than
they bargained for as
they wind up on a wild
and unexpected rollercoaster
ride of danger
and adventure. Steve
Carell and Tina Fey play
the suburbanite couple
whose search for a
spark prompts an
impulsive table grab at a
chic Manhattan eatery.
But while claiming to
be the “Tripplehorns”
lands them a table for
two, it also provides
them with a reservation
with dirty cops,
hired killers and a
vengeful mob boss!
Taraji P. Henson,
Common and Mark
Wahlberg co-star. (AC,
AL,MV) PG13-1:28
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (remake)
Klaatu...Barada...Nikto! The words made famous in the 1951 sci-fi classic must be uttered once again in this remake. Keanu Reeves stars as the alien Klaatu who arrives on Earth to eye-popping effect with a warning for mankind: stop poisoning the planet or face extermination at the hands of his massive robot/weapon Gort. Jennifer Connelly co-stars as awidowed scientist who may be the only hope for stopping Klaatu from making good on his devastating promise. Jaden Smith, John Cleese, Jon Hamm and Kathy Bates co-star (MV) PG13-1:44.
THE DEAD ZONE
A man awakens from a coma to find he's developed strange psychic powers in this thriller. (AL,BN,V) R-1:44
DEAR GOD
Small-time con man Greg Kinnear finds his inner good guy working for the Postal Service in this comedy. With Tim Conway. (AC,AL) PG-1:52
DEATH ON A FACTORY FARM, HBO Documentary Films
More than 10 billion animals are raised to wind up on American dinner plates each year. But because laws mandating humane treatment for these animals are weak and rarely enforced, animal-rights groups have turned to undercover investigators to help expose the abuse on these “factory farms.” The late Paul Harvey said you must see this. Widescreen. (AC,AL,MV) TVMA/L-1:28
DESPICABLE ME
Being a supervillain is
never easy. But for Gru,
it’s doubly tough when
you aspire to become
the greatest one ever.
Steve Carell provides
the voice for this archcriminal
who concocts a
plot to steal the moon
(using his new Shrink
Ray) as part of his plan
to upstage his wiseguy
rival Vector (voice of
Jason Segel). Using
three adorable girls
from a nearby orphanage,
Gru sets his plan in
motion only to run into
one immovable roadblock:
his heart. Russell
Brand, Kristen Wiig,
Miranda Cosgrove, Will
Arnett, Danny McBride,
Jack McBrayer and Julie
Andrews round out the
supporting voice cast in
this blockbuster animated
hit. (AC,MV) PG-1:35
DEVIL
Old woman. Salesman.
Mechanic. Security guard.
Young woman. Five
strangers stuck in an elevator
in a Philadelphia
high-rise...and one of
them is Satan. With a
troubled detective leading
the race to get the group
to safety, evil works its
way through the tiny elevator,
exposing each of
their dirty deeds...and
exploding in shocking
violence. This film is the
first in a planned trilogy
of terrors based on story
ideas from M. Night
Shymalan (The Sixth
Sense). Chris Messina,
Logan Marshall-Green,
Geoffrey Arend, Bojana
Novakovic, Jenny
O’Hara, Bokeem
Woodbine and Jacob
Vargas star. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:20
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES
The second flick based on the beloved children’s book
series employs the comedic tropes of the first, and adds
some heartwarming adolescentmoments into themix. As
his older brother Rodrick hits all the right gags—trapping
him in a women’s locker room, etc.—younger brother
Greg, played by the endearing Zachary Gordon, tries to
stand up for himself with the help of two wimpy friends.
(MV) PG-1:40. HBO Dec.24,26,27,28,30 C5EH
DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE
From the bestselling
video game comes this
rip-roaring action flick.
With a hot ensemble
cast including Jaime
Pressly, a group of talented
martial artists are
called to compete in the
DOA tournament: Dead
or Alive. Tina (Pressly),
once a wrestler, is out to
prove her fighting chops
against the likes of a cat
burglar and a ninja.
Packed with the kind of
action seen in “Mortal
Kombat” and “Charlie’s
Angels,” this film promises
not-to-be-missed
choreography from Cory
Yuen. Also with Holly
Valance, Sarah Carter,
Eric Roberts, Natassia
Malthe, Matthew Marsden,
Steve Howey, Kevin
Nash and Brian White. No relation to the 1950s movie about a detective looking for the person who poisoned him
(AC,AL,V) PG13-1:26
DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DEAD
A teen and her four siblings are left to their own devices when their elderly babysitter drops dead! Christina Applegate. (AL) PG13-1:45
DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION
Seven legendary dragonballs
hold infinite
power for its possessor
when joined together.
Young teen Goku has
one and embarks on a
thrilling race to find
the others before a
centuries-old zealot
can use them to
obliterate Earth. Justin
Chatwin stars in this
sci-fi film based on the
popular graphic novel
series as the young
martial artist trained
by his grandfather for
the brewing war
against Lord Piccolo—
a vindictive mystical
menace plotting planetary
eradication...if
Goku and his pals
cannot stop him first.
Emmy Rossum, Jamie
Chung and Chow Yun-
Fat co-star. (AC,AL,V)
PG-1:25.
DUE DATE
From the director of The
Hangover comes this
winning comedy starring
Robert Downey Jr.
and Zach Galifianakis as
a very unlikely duo on
the road to L.A. Peter
(Downey) and Ethan
(Galifianakis) must meet
a vital deadline: the
birth of Peter’s child.
With “good, nasty fun”
(New York Times), the
two must deal with the
elements and each other
on a roadtrip from hell.
With Michelle Monaghan,
Juliette Lewis, Jamie Foxx,
Danny McBride, Rza and
Matt Walsh. Directed by
Todd Philips; screenplay
by Alan R. Cohen & Alan
Freedland and Adam
Sztykiel & Todd Phillips,
story by Alan R. Cohen &
Alan Freedland.
(AC,GL,SC,V) R-1:35
THE EAGLE
“A rip-snorting adventure tale” (Roger Ebert). Twenty years after his father mysteriously disappeared with the
Roman Ninth Legion in rural Caledonia, a Roman soldier ventures into the treacherous territory occupied by savage
warrior tribes. His goal: to recover Rome’s golden eagle emblem and redeem his family’s name. Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell, Donald Sutherland and Mark Strong star in this epic. (V) PG13-1:54. HBO Dec.31 C5EH
EASTBOUND AND DOWN
Kenny Powers is back
for more hilarious mayhem
as HBO continues
Season Three of the rawand-
raunchy comedy
series about a burnedout
former major-league
pitcher, played by
Danny McBride. This
season, Kenny brings his
boorish behavior to
Myrtle Beach, SC where
he has resurrected his
baseball career as the
closer for the minorleague
Myrtle Beach
Mermen. Even as he postures
himself as the new
King of Myrtle Beach,
Kenny struggles to
come to terms with
growing older, both in
his personal life and
professionally with the
arrival of some talented
new players to the Mermen.
(AC,AL,N) TVMA-
:30
EDGE OF DARKNESS Mel Gibson crackles and pops as an enraged Boston police officer who isn’t looking to make any arrests in the investigation of his daughter’s coldblooded murder. He simply wants revenge. At first glance, it
seems like Emma Craven was gunned down by a bullet intended for her father Thomas (Gibson). But clues take the
resourceful cop down a dangerous path that brings him into contact with a powerful government operative...
and the shadowy corporation where Emma was employed. Ray Winstone, Danny Huston and Bojania Novakovic co-star. (AL,V) R-1:57
ENDURE
Abducted by one maniac...for the sadistic pleasure of
another. Inside a deadly car wreck, a photograph reveals
a terrifying crime: a woman tied helplessly to a tree deep
in the woods. Judd Nelson and Devon Sawa star as the
detectives desperately trying to piece the clues together
and find the woman before it’s too late. TomArnold, Clare
Kramer, Stuart Stone, Brett Rice and Joey Lauren Adams
co-star. (AC,AL,V) R-1:32
ENTOURAGE, The Final Season
Vince, Eric, Drama and Turtle have been through a lot over the years: chasing dreams,
women and good times as if the party would never end. But end it must. HBO presents
the eighth—and final—season of this hit comedy series about a Hollywood star and his
hometown entourage. As the final season begins, Vince is back from rehab with a new
pet project; super-agent Ari Gold and his wife (Mrs. Ari) have separated; Eric has broken
up with Sloan after a prenup debacle and is running his own management company
with Scott Lavin; Drama is shooting an animated series with Andrew Dice Clay; and
Turtle eyes a new business opportunity. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:29
EVENT HORIZON
A space rescue crew enters a world of nightmarish evil when they happen upon a spaceship lost more than seven years earlier. Has it literally been to Hell and back? Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:36
FLASH GORDON
The intergalactic hero
fights to save planet Earth from Ming the
Merciless in this sci-fi adventure. (AC,MV)
PG-1:51
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie moved to New York City to capitalize on their popularity as "New Zealand's 4th Most Popular Folk Parody Duo." Unfortunately, despite living as Big Apple bohemians for over a year, they still remain hopelessly out of place! Will the pair find excitement, romance and the elusive paying music gig in 2009? Find out in Season Two of the hit HBO comedy series as the boys resort to a variety of desperate tactics--prostitution, starting a gang and impersonating Simon & Garfunkel, among others--to jump-start their lives and career. HBO presents four new episodes--including the Season Two finale--of the hit HBO comedy series that follows the boys and their hilariously desperate attempts to jump-start their lives and career. As usual, their efforts rarely yield dividends, but they do spawn laughs and tunes about life, love and the pursuit of the elusive music video. Widescreen.
FOOTLOOSE
Kevin Bacon defies the local
minister's ban on dancing in this highspirited
pop musical. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG-
1:47
FORREST GUMP
The 1994 Oscar®-winning Best Picture with Tom Hanks as a man whose sweet innocence leads him on a journey of discovery through America of the ’60s and ’70s. (AC,N,V) PG13-2:22
FRIDAY THE 13th
Hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees lines up a new group of party-hearty youths for slaughter in this remake of the slasher classic (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R-1:37
FRIGHT NIGHT, PART 2
A teenager and his TV horror host pal battle a vampiress and her sinister cohorts in this sequel. (AC,AL,N) R-1:44
FUNNY PEOPLE
What does a superstar comedian do when he’s been told he’s got a terminal illness? Make fun of the doctor, of course. Adam Sandler is outstanding as the isolated stand-up and film star whose diagnosis prompts him to seek out true friendship and reconnect with his past. But will a second chance at life only turn him
back into his arrogant former self? Seth Rogen co-stars in this stirring comedy/drama written and directed by Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up). Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill and Jason Schwartzman round out the stellar supporting cast. (AC,GL,MV) R-2:26.
GAME OF THRONES
Trouble is brewing in the
Seven Kingdoms of
Westeros. For the driven
inhabitants of this
visionary world, control
of the Iron Throne holds
the lure of great power.
But in a land where the
seasons can last a
lifetime, winter is
coming...and beyond
the Great Wall that
protects them, an
ancient evil has
returned. Based on the
bestselling book series
A Song of Ice and Fire
by George R.R. Martin
comes this amazing new
HBO drama series set in
a fantastic realm where
noble families engage in
a deadly fight for
control. Sean Bean, Mark
Addy, Lena Headey,
Emilia Clarke and Harry
Lloyd head up the
ensemble cast. (AC,AL,
V,N) TVMA/V,S,L-1:02
GEORGE CARLIN: IT'S BAD FOR YA
Let’s cut the crap. The indefatigable carmudgeon George Carlin continues to set the standard by which stand-up comedians are judged, with relentless routines that rip society's most sacred taboos and institutions. In his 14th solo special for HBO, Carlin unveils his latest catalogue of comic complaints, originally broadcast live on 3/1/08 from Santa Rosa, CA. Filled with the comic's deadon-funny insights, IT’S BAD FOR YA features his takes on such issues as the advantages of being old; euphemisms associated with dead people; self-esteem obsessions; child worship; stupidity; superstitions; and above all, our abnormal preoccupation with BS, i.e., "stuff that's bad for ya!" An HBO® Comedy Special (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:09.
GRAN TORINO
Crusty widower Clint Eastwood forms an
unlikely bond with his
Asian neighbors in a
gang-infested Detroit
neighborhood in this
gripping drama. Walt
Kowalski (Eastwood) is
a retired autoworker
and Korean war veteran
whose solitary life consists
of caring for his
pristine 1972 Gran
Torino and uttering an
endless array of racist
remarks. When gang
tactics leave a naive
teen in Walt’s debt, a
surprising relationship
develops that changes
the curmudgeon’s life
forever. Directed by
Clint Eastwood; screenplay
by Nick Schenk,
story by Dave Johannson
& Nick Schenk.
(AC,AL,V) R-1:56
GREENBERG
Neurotic. Obsessive. Impulsive. Impossible.
Welcome to the world
of Roger Greenberg
(Ben Stiller) in a role he
was “born to play”
according to Roger
Ebert, stars as the self-absorbed
New Yorker
who heads west to
housesit his brother’s
palatial Hollywood
Hills estate. Over the
course of six weeks,
Greenberg brings his
toxic personality into a
Los Angeles world that
he is hopelessly out of
place in—as well as into
an unlikely affair with
his brother’s one-of-akind
assistant. “Four
stars...extraordinary”
(Chicago Tribune).
Greta Gerwig, Rhys
Ifans and Jennifer
Jason Leigh co-star.
(AC,GL,N,V) R-1:47
GREEN LANTERN
It ain’t easy being green--
just ask Hal Jordan, a
maverick test pilot who
finds himself chosen to
be part of an ancient
intergalactic peacekeeping
force. Ryan Reynolds
brings the phosphorescent
comic-book superhero
to life in this thrilling
adventure packed with
eye-popping visual
effects. With an evil
force known as Parallax
using fear to devour the
universe, it’s up to the
raw, but resolute Hal to
lead his Green Lantern
brethren into battle
before Earth is consumed.
“A worthy addition to
DC’s movie universe”
(SFX Magazine). Blake
Lively, Peter Sarsgaard,
Mark Strong, Angela
Bassett and Tim Robbins
co-star. (AL,MV) PG13-
1:54
HAIRSPRAY
Rousing film version of the hit musical about a teen who becomes a dance sensation. “Hairspray is just plain fun” (Roger Ebert). The smash Broadway musical based on John Waters’ unforgettable 1988 film comes to the big screen once again in this rousing and heartfelt Golden Globe nominee for Best Picture–Musical or Comedy. The streets of Baltimore are paved with song as sweet-natured, high-haired teen Tracy Turnblad learns some funky new dance moves that launch her to stardom. John Travolta heads up the cast. (AC,AL) PG-1:56.
HALL PASS
Rick (Owen Wilson) and
his best friend Fred (Jason
Sudeikis) are about to
experience a married
man’s fantasy: a one-week
furlough from marriage
in which nothing is off
limits. Granted by their
long-suffering wives,
the boys discover that
their fantasies of
booze-and-babe-filled
adventures may not be
all they are cracked up
to be...while their wives
enjoy a surpringly crazy
week of their own, filled
with unexpected temptation.
Will their ‘hall
pass’ doom both marriages...
or bring them
closer together? Jenna
Fischer, Richard Jenkins
and Christina Applegate
co-star in this twisted
comedy. (AL,MV,N,SC) R-
1:45. HBO Dec.10,13,18,
21,23,27,29 C5Eh
THE HANGOVER
One night in Vegas is more than four guys arriving for a bachelor party can handle in this riotously raunchy,
Golden Globe®-winning comedy. With short-term memory proving elusive, the three groomsmen — the groom-to-be’s two best friends and his lunatic future brother-in-law—awaken to find: 1) a tiger in their bathroom; 2) a baby in their closet; and 3) the groom is missing. With time running out, the trio race to recover their friend—and their memories—before it’s too late. Starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Heather Graham. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:40.
HANNA
Raised in the wilderness
by her father...trained to
be a deadly fighting
machine...waiting to
enact the ultimate plan
of revenge. For 16-yearold
Hanna (Saoirse
Ronan), that day has
come. As she and her ex-
CIA agent dad (Eric
Bana) kick their plan into
high gear, Hanna gets
her first taste of human
interaction and experience...
even as she races
toward a confrontation
with a sinister secret
agent who will stop at
nothing to eradicate
them. Tom Hollander,
Olivia Williams, Jason
Flemyng and Cate
Blanchett co-star in this
exhilarating action film
that “pulses with energy”
(Variety). (MV) PG13-1:51
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
The end is near. For
Harry, Hermione and
Ron, it’s time to leave
Hogwarts behind—and
prepare to face the ultimate
evil: Lord Voldemort.
The penultimate film in
one of the most popular
movie franchises of all
time, Deathly Hallows -
Part 1 finds Harry and his
friends in dark, foreboding
territory. With
Voldemort and his
Death Eaters snapping
at their heels, the trio
has only one hope of
stopping him: destroying
all of the hidden
“horcruxes” that make
up the dark lord’s sinister
soul. “A classic
finale” (Sight & Sound).
Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert
Grint, Emma Watson
and Helena Bonham
Carter star. (AC,V) PG13-
2:26
HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
Lord Voldemort’s Death Eaters are attacking muggles and wizards at will, spreading terror across London and its countryside. Is Hogwarts School next? Harry Potter prepares to fulfill his destiny as the “Chosen One”—the
only wizard who can destroy the Dark Lord—in this sixth film in the series. As Harry starts the school year, he faces formidable new challenges including private instruction from Dumbledore, raging romances among his
Hogwarts pals...and a dark secret harbored by a professor that may be the key to defeating Lord Voldemort once
and for all. (AC,V) PG-2:33.
HATCHET II
Bloodshed returns to
the bayou in this scary
sequel that finds
swampland slasher
Victor Crowley back to
deliver more backwoods
vengeance. Picking up
where the first film left
off, young Crowley survivor
Marybeth (Danielle
Harris) enlists a team of
hunters for a revenge
trip to Honey Island
Swamp—home of the
illustrious serial killer.
Soon, the hunters
become the hunted as
the unstoppable
Crowley hacks, slashes
and smashes his way
through the group. Costarring
Tony Todd,
Kane Hodder, Parry
Shen, Tom Holland, R.A.
Mihailoff, AJ Bowen,
Alexis Peters, Ed
Ackerman and David
Foy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:25
HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
A group of Baltimore men and women shine a light on the complexities of coupling in this romantic comedy. From flirtatious first dates with no follow-up to commitment-phobes to affairs, this funny, endearing film follows the pals through the modern mating matrix where sexy signals are routinely misread, and may be summed up with one simple phrase: he’s just not that into you. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long head up an all-star cast. (AC,AL) PG13-2:09
HEAVEN’S PRISONERS
Ex-cop Alec Baldwin’s yearning to get back in the game leads him down a dark path in this film noir thriller set in New Orleans. (AC,AL,N,V) R-2:12
HELLRAISER 3: HELL ON EARTH
A horrific death sends a TV reporter on a story that leads her into the depths of Hell in this terrifying horror sequel. (AC,AL,GV, N) R-1:34
HEREAFTER
A TV reporter has a near-death experience during the 2004
Indian Ocean tsunami. A construction worker struggles
with his psychic ability. A boy develops a preoccupation
with psychic phenomena. All three and their stories converge
as they cross the thin line between life and death
in this tale. Matt Damon and Cécile de France star.
Directed by Clint Eastwood; written by Peter Morgan.
(AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:09. MAX Dec.24,26,30 CDEH
HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
Former pro-wrestler
Dave Bautista flexes his
acting muscles as an excop
on the run from
cops and criminals in
this riveting actionthriller.
Plagued by a
dark past, Ray Shane
(Bautista) just wants to
stay clean as he heads
up security at a mobowned
strip club. When
a robbery at the joint
goes bad, Ray is blamed,
forcing him and his ex
(Amy Smart) to find the
real culprits and prove
his innocence before it’s
too late. Dominic
Purcell, Craig Fairbrass
and Danny Trejo co-star.
Directed by Brian A.
Miller; based on the
novel by Chuck
Hustmyre, written by
Chuck Hustmyre and
Brian A. Miller. (AL,SC,V)
R-1:27
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
How does a goodnatured
Viking boy survive
an encounter with a
deadly, fire-breathing
dragon? Make it his pet,
of course! Nominated
for two Oscars®, including
Best Animated
Feature, this blockbuster
hit follows the
saga of young Hiccup
Horrendous Haddock III,
a boy whose father is
the leader of their
mountainside village—a
craggy deathtrap where
war against the fearsome
dragons has gone
on for generations.
Enter the kindly Hiccup
whose chance encounter
with a small dragon
results in a most unlikely
friendship...and the
potential to finally make
peace with their fiery
flying foes. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:38
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
A Russian submarine commander’s (Sean Connery) scheme to defect puts him in the crosshairs between enemy forces in this Cold War thriller. (AL,V) PG-2:15
I AM LEGEND
Three years after a virus has decimated humanity, Robert Neville is the last man alive in New York City...but he’s not the only living thing there. Will Smith stars as the military scientist who journeys throughout Gotham by day, but shutters himself in by night—to protect himself from the murderous mutants that lurk in the shadows. But as he closes in on a cure for the virus, Neville must deal with a twist in the behavior of the crafty creatures—as well as his own increasingly fragile mental state. Alice Braga and Dash Mihok co-star in this blockbuster thriller filmed twice before, as Omega Man (Charlton Heston) and Last Man On Earth (Vincent Price). (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40
IT'S COMPLICATED
What’s old is new again for two successful divorcees who rediscover a bit of their old bedroom spark in this riotous comedy starring Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski. Bakery chef Jane Adler (Streep) and her feisty ex Jake (Baldwin) split ten years earlier and he has since remarried. But cocktails in New York City turn into a passionate affair that breathes new energy into their lives...and leads to major complications! “Simply a good time” (The Chicago Tribune). Directed and written by Nancy Meyers (AC,AL,BN) R-2:00
JURASSIC PARK Steven Spielberg brings
dinosaurs to stunning life in this epic
thriller. Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff
Goldblum star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:06
KNIGHT & DAY
In the tradition of classic
romantic thrillers like
Charade and North by
Northwest comes this
globetrotting adventure
starring Tom Cruise and
Cameron Diaz. June
Havens (Diaz) is planning
to fly to her sister’s
wedding when she meets
Roy Miller (Cruise), a
loose-cannon super-spy
who is equal parts
fearless hero and lunatic
fugitive. Dodging danger
at every turn with Feds
and criminals after them
to retrieve a top-secret
device Roy is carrying,
the pair race from
Brooklyn to a bullring in
Spain (and everywhere
in between)... while
falling in love along the
way. Peter Sarsgaard,
Viola Davis, Jordi Molla
and Paul Dano co-star.
(AL,MV) PG13-1:49
LADY GAGA: THE MONSTER BALL TOUR
Grammy®-winning music
sensation Lady Gaga
returns to her hometown
of New York City to
headline this spectacular
HBO concert
event. Recorded live
at Madison Square
Garden in front of a
frenzied, sold-out
crowd, the show features
an extravaganza
of elaborate sets,
costumes and choreography
to back the
performer’s playlist of
chart-topping hits—as
well as a pair of new
songs from her upcoming
album “Born This
Way.” Whether you are
a die-hard Gaga fanatic
or have just heard the
stories of her largerthan-
life shows, this is a
performance not to be
missed. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:55
LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
A couple seeks revenge on the criminals who attacked their daughter in this shocking remake of the 1971 cult classic. Away for the summer with her parents at their idyllic vacation house, young Mari Collingwood and her
friend cross paths with depraved thug Krug and his family, where things take a violent turn. In an ironic twist, Krug and company wind up taking shelter with the Collingwoods, unaware that Mari’s wholesome parents
know what has happened to their little girl...and plan to make the fiends pay for it in blood. Tony Goldwyn
and Monica Potter star. (AC,GL,GV,N,RP) R-1:50
THE LATINO LIST
Renowned Latino artists and leaders pose for a series of video portraits that offer a unique glimpse into the
vibrant culture of Latino America. From the creator of HBO’s “The Black List” documentaries comes this new film in which Latin American icons speak on a range of topics—from childhood inspirations to the evolving American landscape, and more. Interviewees include: John Leguizamo, Eva Longoria, Sen. Robert Menendez, and more. TVPG-:55
LIFE'S TOO SHORT
From Ricky Gervais and
Stephen Merchant (Extras,
The Office) comes this
mockumentary comedy
series about actor
Warwick Davis’ life as he
tries to hustle and connive
his way back into
the spotlight. Portraying
a conceited, selfaggrandizing
version of
himself, Davis desperately
tries to revive his
career as Britain’s go-to
little person as he runs a
talent agency for little
people (though he takes
the best roles for himself),
acts as the vice
chairman of a society for
small people (he’d
rather be chairman), and
seeks advice from old
pals Gervais and
Merchant in hopes their
A-list connections can
resurrect his career.
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
Two godparents must
raise their friends’ baby
when tragedy strikes in
this touching comedy.
Holly (Katherine Heigl)
and Eric (Josh Duhamel)
are a mutually contemptuous
couple who move
in to the couples’ house
to raise the baby amid
their busy schedules (she
is a chef, he a sports TV
personality). Changing
diaperswhilemaintaining
their hectic social lives
are just the beginning of
the problems for this duo.
Can baby Sophie make
an adult out of immature
Eric...and maybe even a
winning prospect for
Holly’s affection? Josh
Lucas co-stars in this
heartwarming tale. “The
best date-night movie to
hit the screens in a while”
(The Austin Chronicle).
(AC,AL) PG13-1:54
LITTLE FOCKERS
Are you ready for ‘The Godfocker’?
Well-intentioned male nurse Greg
Focker is perfectly happy with his
life as a devoted husband and
father, but his ever-intimidating
father-in-law Jack Byrnes has other
ideas for him—like stepping up to
take the mantle of the Byrnes family
patriarchy. Robert De Niro and Ben
Stiller are back in this third film in
the Meet the Parents series. This
time, Greg and Pam’s plans for their
twins’ fifth birthday party go wildly
awry thanks to Jack’s fears for the
family line and a sexy pharmaceutical
rep with a new erectile-dysfunction
drug. Owen Wilson, Dustin
Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Blythe
Danner, Teri Polo and Laura Dern
co-star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:38
THE LOSERS
Clay. Roque. Jensen.
Pooch. Cougar. Five of
the most surly and savage
Special Forces
operatives to ever pick
up a gun in the name of
the U.S. Double-crossed
and left for dead during
a deadly mission to
Bolivia, this Dirty Half
Dozen (the five are
joined by a mysterious
woman with information)
launch a new
effort aimed at one
thing: revenge against
the rogue agent who
set them up. Jeffrey
Dean Morgan, Zoe
Saldana, Chris Evans,
Idris Elba, Columbus
Short, Oscar Jaenada
and Jason Patric star in
this fun action flick.
Directed by Sylvain
White; screenplay by
Peter Berg and James
Vanderbilt. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:37
THE LOVELY BONES
Susie Salmon has a story to tell...about her family...her
life...and her murder. Based on the bestseller, this
stirring tale is told by the dead teen who watches her
devastated family and friends from a dreamlike
world between heaven and earth—while they struggle
to solve her disappearance and cope with the tragedy.
Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz, Susan Sarandon, Stanley
Tucci, Michael Imperioli and Saoirse Ronan star.
(AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:16
THE LOVING STORY
Meet the Lovings: an
interracial couple who
had to go all the way to
the Supreme Court to be
together. Married in
1958 despite Virginia’s
anti-miscegenation laws,
Mildred and Richard
Loving were arrested in
the middle of the night
for the crime of mixed
marriage. Convicted on
felony charges, the
couple spent nine years
simply trying to live
legally in their own
state, culminating in the
landmark 1967 case in
the U.S. Supreme Court
where they finally found
justice. This moving
documentary features
n e v e r - b e f o r e - s e e n
footage, elegant still
photos from LIFE Magazine,
and more. (AL)
TV14/L-1:17.
LUCK
The first season of this
provocative new HBO
series heads down its
final stretch in four
crackling new episodes!
From David Milch (creator
of HBO’s Deadwood)
and Michael Mann (Heat,
Public Enemies) comes
this gripping one-hour
drama series set in the
worlds of horseracing
and gambling. Dustin
Hoffman stars as
Chester “Ace”
Bernstein, an intuitive
tough guy with a long
history in dirty business.
As the season heats up,
Ace and his longtime
aide (Dennis Farina)
continue to move
forward with their
dangerous plan to take
control of a California
racetrack. SEASON FINALE MARCH 25.9PM/8C
(AC,AL,GV,N)
TVMA/V,S,L -1:07
LUCKY (HBO Documentary Films)
Odds you believe your best shot at getting rich is winning the lottery: 1 in 5. Odds you will actually hit the Powerball jackpot: 1 in 195,249,054. Is winning luck or fate? What happens when you really do win big? This documentary takes a cross-country look at some of America’s biggest lottery winners and how they’ve handled their sudden, intoxicating change of fortune, as well as some of the millions of hopefuls who have nothing more than “a dollar and a dream” (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:31
MACGRUBER
The mullet-loving
maverick from "Saturday
Night Live" fame brings
his comical brawn and
crafty brains to the big
screen in this hilarious
comedy. When the U.S.
is threatened by a
nuclear device, the military
turns to one man to
stop it: MacGruber!
Armed with his
mind-blowing ability to
escape daring situations,
MacGruber races
out of retirement to lead
a motley ops team on a
mission to defuse the
bomb and stop the villainous
Dieter
Von Cunth. Starring Will
Forte, Kristen Wiig,
Ryan Phillippe, Powers
Boothe, Maya Rudolph
and Val Kilmer.
(AC,AL,MV) R-1:30
MACHETE
They murdered his wife...left him for dead...and framed him for a crime he didn’t commit. But the former Mexican federale known as ‘Machete’ carries a lot of sharp blades...and he’s not going down without using them. Expanded from an idea that began as one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, this “slam-bang” (Variety) throwback to the exploitation classics of the 1970s stars Danny Trejo as the Mexican bad boy. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:45
MARLEY & ME
He was the cute puppy dubbed “the world’s worst dog” by his owner John Grogan. But yellow lab Marley
wagged his way into the writer’s heart and inspired a career chronicling their unruly, yet often riotous relationship. Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston star in this family film following the Grogans as they married, moved and met Marley: a cute canine with a hilarious destructive streak who deeply impacted the next decade of their lives. Eric Dane and Alan Arkin co-star. Directed by David Frankel, based on the book by John Grogan, screenplay by Scott Frank and Don Roos. (AC,MV) PG-1:56.
MATINEE
A young boy is overjoyed when his favorite filmmaker arrives in Key West to make a movie in this spoof of William Castle and his monster movies. William Schallert even reprises the kind of roles he played in 1950s movies about mutant ants. John Goodman, Jesse White, Robert Picardo. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:39
MEGAMIND
Love unexpectedly lures
a super-powered evildoer
to the side of good in
this animatedhit featuring
the voices of Will
Ferrell, Tina Fey, Jonah
Hill and Brad Pitt.
Megamind is a blue
being from another
world who delights in his
nefarious ways. But
when he manages to
eliminate his lifelong
nemesis Metro Man,
Megamind suddenly
finds himself without a
purpose. It isn’t until his
subsequent creation of a
new superhero goes
awry and he develops
feelings for a pretty
reporter that the blue
meanie discovers he
may have a heart after
all. Can he save Metro
City from newly minted
villain Titan before it’s
too late? (MV) PG-1:36
MEL BROOKS AND DICK CAVETT TOGETHER AGAIN, HBO Special Presentation
For decades, comedy icon Mel Brooks and talk-show
pioneer Dick Cavett have delighted the world with their
scintillating conversation and side-splitting humor.
Now, they partner on stage to reminisce about life and
share show-business memories and comical stories.
Taped in front of a live audience, the two stars reveal a
host of hysterical anecdotes and jokes—from recollections
of showbiz legends to an explanation of the origin of The
2,000 Year Old Man—with an appearance by Carl Reiner.
(AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:57
MEN IN BLACK II
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in this sequel that pits them against a sexy, but villainous
extraterrestrial. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:28
MILDRED PIERCE, a 5-Part Miniseries
She gave her daughter everything. But everything was not enough. Oscar®-winner Kate
Winslet stars in this five-part adaptation of James M. Cain's classic novel about a uniquely
independent woman who finds herself newly divorced during the Depression. Detailing her
struggle to carve out a new life for herself and her family, the miniseries explores her
devotion to her insatiable daughter, as well as the complex relationships she shares with the
men in her life. (AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-2:29
MISS MARCH
What do you do when you awaken after four years in a coma to find out that the girl you’ve been saving yourself for has become a centerfold? Road trip to the Playboy Mansion! Best friends since birth, Tucker (the
party-hearty womanizer) and Eugene (the once-comatose virgin) race to Bunny heaven in a raunchy and misguided effort to win back the love of Eugene’s life...or at least score in the process. Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore star in this screwball comedy that takes the term “gross-out” to new heights. With Craig Robinson and
Hugh M. Hefner as himself. (AC,GL,MV,N) R-1:30
MONTE CARLO
Three young women get
the upgrade of a lifetime
on a trip to Paris in this
comedy. Grace (Selena
Gomez), Meg (Leighton
Meester) and Emma (Katie
Cassidy) find their drab
tour turned into a fantasy
when Grace is mistaken
for a British heiress.
The tween cast makes
up a lovely ensemble as
they sift through the
young-adult complications
of realizing themselves,
all while playing
dress-up. With Cory
Monteith and Andie
MacDowell. Directed by
Thomas Bezucha; based
on the novel
“Headhunters” by Jules
Bass, screen story by
Kelly Bowe, screenplay by
Thomas Bezucha & April
Blair & Maria Maggenti.
(AL,MV) PG-1:49
MY SOUL TO TAKE
From the fright master behind such classics as Scream and A Nightmare on Elm Street comes this scary tale of supernatural terror. Riverton, Massachusetts is notorious for two things: a vicious serial killer named the Riverton Ripper...and the seven kids who were born on the night the Ripper died. Or did he? Sixteen years later, the Ripper makes his bloody return from the grave...carving up the “Riverton Seven” one by one on a night the town will never forget. Starring Max Thieriot, Denzel Whitaker, Raul Esparza and Shareeka Epps. Written and directed by Wes Craven (AC,GL,GV) R-1:47
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN
It’s off to the Smithsonian for Ben Stiller and a plethora of museum exhibits in this comedy sequel. When his pals from the Museum of Natural History get shipped off to storage in D.C., the former night watchman springs into action. But once free, Stiller & company discover an even bigger threat: the ancient Egyptian ruler Kahmunrah has awakened and assembled the ultimate team of villains--Al Capone, Ivan the Terrible and Napoleon--to help him take over the world! Also with Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, Christopher Guest, Alain Chabat and Robin Williams. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:45
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
Freddy’s back...which can mean only one thing for the terrified teens of Elm Street: fall asleep...and you die.
Rebooting Wes Craven’s 1984 horror classic, this scary remake once again follows a group of highschool students who find their dreams stalked by the same sinister madman—a badly scarred, razorglove-wearing ghoul named Fred Krueger. One by one, Freddy slashes them to ribbons when they drift off, while the survivors desperately try to stay awake...and alive. Starring Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, Thomas Dekker and Kellan Lutz. (AL,GV) R-1:35
127 HOURS
For Aron Ralston, being
stuck between a rock and
a hard place became the
story of his life. Based on
his shocking real-life tale
of survival, this film details
the young adventurer’s
ill-fated rock-climbing
trip in which his arm
became hopelessly stuck
between a boulder and a
canyon wall. Trapped
for five days, Ralston
fought physical and
mental exhaustion until
his impending death
forced him to make the
ultimate sacrifice in
order to survive. James
Franco delivers the
performance of his
career as Ralston—a role
that earned him a Best
Actor Oscar® nomination.
The film also earned five
other Oscar® nominations,
including Best
Picture. (AL,GV) R-1:34
OUR FAMILY WEDDING
Wedding plans result
in a major culture clash
between two families—
one Mexican-American,
the other African
American—in this comedy.
A heated scrap
between a radio talkshow
host and the towtruck
driver about to
take his illegally parked
car reaches a new level
when the two men
receive some shocking
news: their respective
children are about to
marry each other. Forest
Whitaker, America
Ferrera, Carlos Mencia,
Regina King and Lance
Gross head up the cast.
Directed by Rick
Famuyiwa; screenplay
by Wayne Conley and
Malcolm Spellman and
Rick Famuyiwa.
(AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:43
THE PACIFIC
From Tom Hanks,
Steven Spielberg and
Gary Goetzman—the
producers behind the
Emmy®-winning HBO
miniseries Band of
Brothers®—comes this
epic 10-part miniseries
based on the true
stories of World War II
Marines. Focusing on
the intertwined odyssey
of Robert Leckie
(James Badge Dale),
Eugene Sledge (Joe
Mazzello) and John
Basilone (Jon Seda),
The Pacific follows these
heroic men and their
brothers-in-arms
through the first battle
on Guadalcanal, into
the rain forests of Cape
Gloucester and strongholds
of Peleliu, across
the bloody sands of Iwo
Jima and Okinawa and,
finally, to their
triumphant but uneasy
return home. (AC,AL,N,GV) TVMA/V,S,L-:56.
PARADISE LOST 3: PURGATORY
Eighteen years after three little boys were slain in
Arkansas, the story of the West Memphis Three takes a
shocking new turn. In addition to reviewing the crime,
arrest and trials, this sequel revisits many of the central
characters, brings to light recent evidence supporting
the trio’s innocence, and ends with a blockbuster
denouement in the case. (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/ V,S,L-
2:01
PAUL
It’s ‘Close Encounters of
the Screwball Kind’ for
two sci-fi geeks when
they aid a pot-smoking
extraterrestrial in this
spoof. "Shaun of the Dead"
co-stars Simon Pegg and
Nick Frost reteam as the
pals whose tour of famous
UFO sites is sidetracked
when they literally run
into an alien. Paul looks
like the classic alien, but
acts more like Cheech &
Chong. With his captors
from a top-secret government
agency on their
trail, the trio undertakes
a madcap journey to get
Paul back to his home
planet. Co-starring Jason
Bateman, Kristen Wiig,
Bill Hader, Blythe
Danner, John Carroll
Lynch with Sigourney
Weaver and Seth Rogen
as Paul. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:44
PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF
The almighty lightning
bolt of Zeus has been
stolen and young
Percy Jackson stands
accused—and a little
puzzled. But the highschool
teen gets the
mythology lesson of a
lifetime when he learns
that he is the son of
Poseidon--the legendary
Greek god of
the sea--and that he
possesses aquatic talents
of his own in this
exciting adaptation
from the popular book
series. With help from
two demigod pals,
Percy sets off on a
thrilling race to find
the real lightning thief,
restore his name, and
stop a war among the
gods before it’s too
late. Starring Logan
Lerman and Brandon T.
Jackson. (MV) PG-1:59.
A PERFECT GETAWAY
Whispers of an island
murder bring chills to a
Hawaiian paradise for
a honeymooning pair
in this frightening
thriller. Cliff and
Cyndey are bound for
a quiet Kauai beach
when they learn of a
psycho killer said to be
slaying tourists. It isn’t
long before the newlyweds’
trek takes an
unnerving turn upon
meeting two curious
couples whose
motives remain eerily
unclear. Starring
Timothy Olyphant,
Milla Jovovich, Kiele
Sanchez, Steve Zahn,
Marley Shelton and
Chris Hemsworth.
Directed and written
by David Twohy.
(AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:38.
PREDATORS
They are eight violent
strangers—murderers,
mercenaries, and assassins,
among them—but
now they are only one
thing: hunted.
Awakening with no
memory and literally
falling into a mysterious
world, the motley group
quickly discovers that
the kings of this jungle
are the weapons-savvy
alien predators who are
stalking them in this
gripping installment in
the Predator series.
Adrien Brody, Topher
Grace, Alice Braga,
Walton Goggins and
Laurence Fishburne star.
Directed by Nimrod Antal;
written by Alex Litvak &
Michael Finch, based on
characters created by Jim
Thomas & John Thomas.
(AC,GL,GV) R-1:47
A PRESIDENT TO REMEMBER: IN THE COMPANY OF JOHN F. KENNEDY, HBO Documentary Films
Fifty years ago this month, John F. Kennedy was sworn in as the 35th President of
the United States. To commemorate the anniversary of his inauguration, HBO presents
this intimate profile of JFK—the candidate, the president, and the man—using
vérité footage shot by pioneering filmmaker Robert Drew. Compiled from four
groundbreaking films, this documentary provides a candid look at Kennedy,
his aides, and his wife Jackie, while also capturing various critical moments in
his candidacy and presidency. TVG-1:30.
PROM NIGHT IN MISSISSIPPI
In 1997, actor Morgan Freeman offered to pay for the senior prom at Charleston High School in Mississippi, on one condition: it had to be racially integrated. His offer was ignored. Ten years later, he offered again—and this time, the school board accepted. HBO presents this film that follows the efforts of students as they prepare for the groundbreaking dance. (AL) TV14/L-1:29.
PSYCHO
Vince Vaughn stars as motherobsessed maniac Norman Bates in Gus Van Sant’s slick shot-for-shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic flick. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:44
RED RIDING HOOD
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? In this case, a whole village. With residents being slaughtered during the full
moon, a young woman (Amanda Seyfried) learns of her mysterious connection to the beast. Meanwhile, the arrival
of a sadistic werewolf hunter (Gary Oldman of Bram Stoker's Dracula) portends a vicious ‘witch hunt’ that leads to a chilling confrontation in which no one is safe...not even at grandmother’s house (AC,V) PG13-1:40. HBODec.17,18,20,25,26,29,31C5EH
REPO-MEN
Artificial organ transplants have saved thousands of lives and become the miracle of the future. But the corporation that produces them is hiding a dirty secret: they’ll rip out your guts if you can’t pay up. Jude Law serves as a futuristic repo man who specializes in the gory retrieval of these organs from deadbeat customers...until an accident leaves him with a shiny new heart and a debt he can’t pay. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-1:51
RIO
Everybody knows that
the bird is the word in
this fun-filled animated
adventure! The critter in
question is Blu, a flightchallenged
macaw living
as the loyal pet to his
equally nerdy owner.
Learning that he may be
the last male of his kind,
Blu heads to Rio de
Janeiro to mate with a
macawnamed Jewel—and
begins the adventure of a
lifetime. Snatched by bird
smugglers, Blu must put
aside his fears and spread
his wings as he and Jewel
make a gutsy escape
with the villains on their
tail. Anne Hathaway,
Jesse Eisenberg,
Jemaine Clement, Leslie
Mann, George Lopez
and Jamie Foxx head up
the voice cast. G-1:36
ROBERT KLEIN: UNFAIR & UNBALANCED
In 1975, Robert Klein
starred in HBO’s first
original comedy special.
Now, the comedian/
actor returns for his
ninth stand-up special,
an hour of hilarious
new insights into society’s
foibles and follies,
plus several memorable
musical interludes
in which he’s
backed by a symphony
orchestra. Recorded
live, this special will
feature Klein’s comical
insights on such topics
as: political indiscretions
& hypocrisy in
Washington; pharmacological
concert experiences; TV & pop
culture; and comedic
musical numbers
about Barack Obama,
medicinal marijuana
and gay marriage.
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.
ROBIN HOOD
Gladiator director Ridley
Scott and star Russell
Crowe reteam in this
thrilling, revisionist take
on the “Robin Hood”
legend. Forget the dashing
swashbuckler image
of this character from
movie history, this Robin
Hood is a rugged, skilled
marksman who lets his
deadly arrows do the
talking as he inspires a
nation’s fight for freedom
against tyranny and
corruption. Cate
Blanchett co-stars as the
beautiful, fiery Maid
Marion who captures
Robin’s heart. Directed
by Ridley Scott; screenplay
by Brian Helgeland,
story by Brian Helgeland
and Ethan Reiff & Cyrus
Voris. (AC,MV) PG13-2:20
SANCTUM
Claustrophobics
beware: you will experience
severely confined
spaces in this “squirmingly
visceral thriller”
(Variety) about a group
of cave explorers who
become hopelessly
trapped in a massive
underground labyrinth.
With a freak cyclone
rapidly filling the caves
with water, the survivors
must navigate a treacherous
series of unexplored
tunnels in search
of a way out. Richard
Roxburgh and Rhys
Wakefield star as clashing
father-and-son spelunkers
who find common
ground in leading
the team to safety. Also
with Alice Parkinson,
Dan Wyllie and Ioan
Gruffudd. (AL,MV)
R-1:49
SAVING FACE
Disfigured by violence...
scarred for life. For too
many Pakistani women
who have become the
victims of acid attacks,
the horrific physical
scars are rivaled only by
the emotional ones that
never leave them—-while
their attackers get away
with minimal punishment.
This film tells the
stories of two survivors
of these vicious attacks
and their quest for
justice, as well as the
efforts of a renowned
London plastic surgeon—
Dr. Mohammad
Jawad—-who put his
practice on hold to
return to his home country
to help these and
other victims. Academy Award Nominee, Best Documentary Short(AC)
TVPG/D-:40
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
Finding love is difficult
enough, but for Scott
Pilgrim, the challenge
goes seven steps further
when he falls for a
fuchsia-haired beauty in
this “funny...infectious”
(New York Times)
adaptation of the cult
graphic novel. Michael
Cera stars as the dweeby
wannabe rock star who
faces a monumental
challenge to winning the
heart of Ramona
Flowers: he must fight
and defeat her Seven
Evil Exes. Can the power
of love lift this
uber-wimp to victory
against the likes of a
villainous vegan, a
studly skateboarder and
a demented “half-ninja,”
among others?
Co-starring Mary
Elizabeth Winstead.
(AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:52
SEX AND THE CITY 2
It’s off to the exotic desert locale of Abu Dhabi for Carrie Bradshaw and her stylesavvy girlfriends in this
riotous comedy sequel.
With marriage, kids and
career throwing their
share of roadblocks at
them, Carrie, Samantha,
Charlotte and Miranda
do the only thing they
can to stop the madness:
jet off for an unforgettable
week of passion,
luxury and unexpected
temptation, Arabianstyle!
Sarah Jessica
Parker, Kim Cattrall,
Kristin Davis and
Cynthia Nixon star. Also
with John Corbett and
Chris Noth. Written &
directed by Michael
Patrick King. “An excellent
sexy adventure” (AC,AL,BN) R-2:26
SEX CRIMES UNIT
Step inside the Manhattan District Attorney’s famed Sex Crimes Unit for a gritty and gripping look at the real-life drama of
the country’s first unit
solely dedicated to the
prosecution of sexual
assaults. Candid
interviews and behind-the-
scenes footage shed
an unprecedented light
on the prosecutors and
investigators who
relentlessly seek justice
for sex-assault victims.
The documentary also
explores the history of
this groundbreaking
unit, their present-day
impact, and
chronicles the resolution
of one case involving a
victim who recounts the
details of her brutal rape
at gunpoint 16 years earlier.
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:27. Premiers June 20
SHREK FOREVER AFTER
Poor Shrek finds himself longing for the good old days when he was the meanest and greenest ogre in the forest. But he
soon comes down with a
case of “be careful what
you wish for” when he
cuts a deal with the
devious Rumpelstiltskin
to give himself a day
without a care. The result
leaves Shrek—like George
Bailey in It’s a Wonderful
Life—in a world in which
he’s never been born.
Now, Fiona’s a warrior princess, Puss is fat and no longer in boots, Donkey is...well, he’s still Donkey, and Rumpelstiltskin’s ruling the whole place! Can Shrek find a way to void the Faustian contract? Voices: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:33
SOLARIS
Steven Soderbergh’s cerebral remake of the 1972 Russian sci-fi classic follows a doctor who encounters his late wife on a space station. (AC,BN,V) PG13-1:38
SOMETHING BORROWED
There’s a fine line between
love and friendship, but
for a NYC attorney, that
line becomes a precarious
tightrope. Darcy (Kate
Hudson) and Rachel
(Ginnifer Goodwin) have
been friends since childhood,
but their bond is
put to the test after
Rachel hooks up with
Darcy’s fiancee Dex just
two months before their
wedding. With guilt
pulling her one way, and
her attraction to Dex in
the other (and the wedding
fast approaching),
Rachel must decide
between true love with
Dex or her lifelong
friendship with Darcy.
John Krasinski, Colin
Egglesfield, Steve Howey,
Ashley Williams, Geoff
Pierson and Jill Eikenberry
co-star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:53
SPLICE
Taking the next step in
genetic engineering has
monstrous consequences
for a scientist
couple in this “pleasurably
shivery” (New York
Times) horror film.
Adrien Brody and Sarah
Polley star as the brilliant
geneticists who
cross moral, ethical and
legal boundaries when
they add human DNA to
a new organism they
have created. The result
is Dren: a human-animal
hybrid who quickly
grows out of their control.
Delphine Chaneac
co-stars as Dren.
Directed by Vincenzo
Natali; screenplay by
Vincenzo Natali &
Antoinette Terry Bryant
and Doug Taylor, story
by Vincenzo Natali &
Antoinette Terry Bryant.
(AC,GL,N,RP,V) R-1:44
STAG NIGHT
Bachelor party revelers
catch the express train
to terror in this pulsepounding
horror flick.
Kip Pardue stars as the
groom-to-be who is
taken out for a night on
the town in New York
City by his three pals.
When their boozy antics
get them booted off the
subway and left at an
abandoned underground
station, the
group finds themselves
lost in the labyrinthine
tunnels—and hunted by
a rabid pack of cannibalistic
dwellers. Vinessa
Shaw, Breckin Meyer,
Scott Adkins, Karl
Geary, Sarah Barrand,
Rachel Oliva and Luca
Bercovici co-star in this
harrowing tale. Written
and directed by Peter A.
Dowling. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:23
STARGATE
A special archeological find unlocks a passage to another universe in this sci-fi thriller starring Kurt Russell and James Spader. With Jaye Davidson.
STRANGERS NO MORE For most children, going to school is as simple as going around the block. For others, it’s the end of a long and dangerous journey. In the Bialik-Rogozin School in Tel Aviv, children from diverse backgrounds all over the world come together to learn. Winner of the 2010 Oscar® for Best Documentary Short Subject, this compelling film follows several students as they acclimate to life in a new land, while slowly opening up to share stories of poverty, political adversity and even genocide in their home countries (AC) TVPG/D-:40. HBO Dec.5,8,11,13,26,28,30 C5h
STRIKE BACK, An Original Series
An unlikely alliance between two crack special agents fuels the breakneck action and
heart-pounding suspense of Strike Back—the first-ever scripted prime-time drama
series from Cinemax. As members of a top-secret anti-terrorist organization known as
Section 20, British sergeant Michael Stonebridge and disgraced Delta Forces
operative Damien Scott undertake a series of adventures while criss-crossing the
globe on the trail of an international terrorist named Latif who is planning the
ultimate attack with a cache of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Philip Winchester
and Sullivan Stapleton star. (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L :48
SUCKER PUNCH
Get ready for an electric
action fantasy from the
director of ‘300.’ Locked
in a mental institution
with only five days before
she is lobotomized, Babydoll
(Emily Browning)
regresses deep into her
own mind to find a way
to escape. The result is
the creation of a stunning
alternate world in
which Babydoll and her
fellow residents are
transformed into scantily
clad working girls who
battle dragons, Nazi
zombies, cyborgs and
more when they’re not
dancing for their sleazy
customers. Co-starring
Abbie Cornish, Jena
Malone, Vanessa Hudgens,
Jamie Chung, Carla
Gugino, Oscar Isaac with
Jon Hamm and Scott
Glenn. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:50
THE SUNSET LIMITED
From Cormac McCarthy comes this searing
exploration of the ongoing debate
between belief and atheism...afterlife
and nihilism...salvation and suicide. Set
in a New York tenement, the film focuses
on two very different men—a black ex-con
who claims to hear the voice of Jesus, and
a white professor whom he has saved from
throwing himself in front of an oncoming
train. What follows is a high-stakes
philosophical debate that reaches a shattering
conclusion. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:31
SUPERHEROES, For Real
“Mr. Xtreme.” “Zimmer.” “Master Legend.” “Life.” These
are just a few of America’s Real-Life Superheroes: everyday
citizens who don homemade masks and costumes
and vow to protect the innocent and bring evildoers to
justice. This endearing new HBO documentary delves into
the often-eccentric world of these flesh-and-blood
crusaders who take to the streets armed with utility
belts, stun guns and a sense of moral purpose. (AC,AL,
MV) TV14/V,L,D-1:20
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
Is mankind doomed in 2012? He said he’d be back...but
this time cyborg assassin
Arnold Schwarzenegger
is programmed to save
the fate of humanity. A
box office smash and
the rare sequel that
actually improves on the
original, James
Cameron’s epic T2 finds
Schwarzenegger protecting
young John
Connor—the only hope
for mankind’s future
against a takeover by
machines—and his mom
(Linda Hamilton) from a
new cyborg upgrade: an
indestructible, morphing
monster that will
stop at nothing to kill
them. Robert Patrick
and Edward Furlong costar.
Directed by James
Cameron; written by
James Cameron &
William Wisher. (AC,BN,
GL,V) R-2:17
THURGOOD, AN HBO FILMS® SPECIAL PRESENTATION
As a young man growing up in Baltimore, Thurgood Marshall wondered if he would
spend his entire life being humiliated by segregation. Instead, he dedicated himself
to banishing segregation in all of its forms—by becoming the first African
American to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court. Based on George Stevens Jr.’s
acclaimed one-man play and told in the first person by Laurence Fishburne
(in the role of Marshall), the film focuses on the turning points in the life and career
of this civil rights pioneer. (AL) TV14/L-1:45
THE TIME-TRAVELER'S WIFE
There may be no time
like the present, but
for Henry De Tamble,
the present is an
unpredictable paradox
with only one constant:
love. Based on the bestseller,
this supernatural
love story follows the
hapless librarian—who
has an uncontrolled
ability to teleport
through time—and the
love of his life, Clare.
Together, they forge a
love against all odds
and with only one
expectation: that they
can be suddenly separated
at any given
moment. Rachel
McAdams and Eric
Bana star in this whimsical,
bittersweet tale.
With Arliss
Howard and Ron
Livingston. (MV) PG13-1:47.
TOOTH FAIRY
A hockey-playing hellion turns into a tutu-wearing Tooth Fairy to atone for his bad behavior in this funny family film. Dwayne Johnson stars as the minor-league hockey beast best known for breaking teeth on the ice. But he soon gets into matters of the heart--and learns a major-league lesson--from some magical fairies whose nocturnal dental collections keep kids’ dreams alive. Ashley Judd and Julie Andrews co-star. Directed by Michael Lembeck; screenplay by Lowell Ganz & Babaloo Mandel and Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilia and Randi Mayem Singer, story by Jim Piddock. (AC,AL) PG-1:41
TRUE BLOOD
Faerie godmothers with wicked agendas. Modern-day witches. Skinwalkers,
shapeshifters, werepanthers, werewolves. And, of course, vampires. The supernatural is out of control in the boiling, bubbling brew that is True Blood. As Season 4 comes to a
close with the final two episodes, human/faerie waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) has returned to Bon Temps while her vampire soulmate Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) has risen to the role of King…even as Sookie has developed an unlikely attraction to Eric Northman. Meanwhile, they must deal with the threat of Marnie, a witch looking to eradicate the entire vampire population. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:57
TWINS
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito star as the unlikeliest (and loopiest) twins ever to cut the cord. With Kelly Preston and Chloe Webb (AC,AL,V) PG-1:47
THE UNINVITED
A young woman finds herself haunted by nightmarish visions and a venomous stepmother upon her return from an institutional stint in this chiller. Anna (Emily Browning) was put in a clinic following her mother’s tragic death. When she returns, her mother’s former caregiver is married to her dad--and ghostly apparitions keep trying to tell her something. Elizabeth Banks costars (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:27.
THE UNION
The remarkable musical
collaboration of pop
superstar Elton John
and his early-career idol
Leon Russell on their
heralded 2010 album
The Union is explored in
this documentary.
Directed by renowned
filmmaker Cameron
Crowe (Almost
Famous), the film
provides a neverbefore-
seen look at
John during the
composing process as
he works with Russell—a
musical icon who had
faded from public
consciousness in recent
years—on writing and
recording The Union,
which included guestrecording
appearances
by Brian Wilson, Booker
T. Jones, and others.
(AL) TVPG/L-1:27.
UNKNOWN
Dr. Martin Harris arrived
in Berlin with his wife to
attend a biotech conference.
Four days later, he
awakened after a terrible
accident to discover
that his wife doesn’t recognize
him...that she is
with another man named
Dr. Martin Harris...and
that men are out to kill
him. Liam Neeson stars
in this harrowing thriller
as the mystery man trying
to piece together his
identity with the help of
the taxi driver (Diane
Kruger) who saved his
life during the crash that
erased most of his memory.
Can they get to the
bottom of the conundrum
before it’s too late?
January Jones, Aidan
Quinn and Frank Langella
co-star in this tale with a
whopper of a twist.
(AC,V) PG13-1:53
UNSTOPPABLE
A runaway freight train hurtles out of control while carrying toxic explosives toward a busy metropolis in this
“gripping” (Variety) action flick inspired by real events. Roaring furiously along at full speed with its cargo of highly flammable material, the unmanned diesel train is on a direct path to Scranton, PA. It’s up to a veteran engineer (Denzel Washington) and a young conductor (Chris Pine) to somehow bring the deadly locomotive to a stop and avert tragedy. Rosario Dawson co-stars as a steely train traffic manager who helps guide the risky operation. Directed by Tony Scott; written by Mark Bomback. (AL,V) PG13-1:38
VALENTINE'S DAY
Cupid’s big day results in passion, romance and heartbreak in this romantic comedy. It’s February 14th, a day
for love, flowers and cheesy greeting cards. But for one intertwined group of Los Angelenos, it becomes an unforgettable 24 hours filled with romance, heartbreak, laughs, revenge, phone sex, proposals, betrayals, secrets revealed...and even a plot to lose one’s virginity! By day’s end, none of them will ever be the same. The allstar ensemble cast includes Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, and more. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-2:05
VAMPIRES SUCK
From the comedy team
behind Epic Movie and
Meet the Spartans
comes this deranged
spoof that takes hilarious
aim at the Twilight
films. Angst is the emotion
of the day as the
new girl in a small
Pacific Northwest high
school finds herself at
the center of a love triangle
involving a moody
virginal vampire and a
cat-chasing werewolf.
From there, it’s a nonstop
gag-fest of grossouts
and timely pop-culture
references that
range from gut-busting
to jaw-dropping. Jenn
Proske, Matt Lanter,
Diedrich Bader, Chris
Riggi and Ken Jeong
star. Written & directed
by Jason Friedberg &
Aaron Seltzer.
(AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:22
WHITEOUT
U.S. Marshal Kate Beckinsale is ensconced in murder and mystery at an isolated research outpost in frosty
Antarctica in this chilling shocker. Haunted by a past blunder, Carrie Stetko (Beckinsale) vows to stop an ice-axe-wielding murderer whose bloody work may be connected to a 50-year-old mystery involving a downed Russian plane frozen deep in the permafrost. Gabriel Macht, Columbus Short and Tom Skerritt co-star. Directed by Dominic Sena; screenplay by Jon Hoeber & Erich Hoeber and Chad Hayes & Carey W. Hayes, based on the graphic novel by Greg Rucka and Steve Lieber. (AC,GL,GV,N) R-1:41
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
A screwball rabbit is framed for murder and must rely on a hard-boiled private eye to save him in this live action/animated hit. (AC,V) PG-1:44
WILD WILD WEST
Will Smith and Kevin Kline battle a psycho who wants to take over the country using a giant mechanical torantula in this comic western. Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Ted Levine co-star. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:46.
WIN WIN
Mike Flaherty is an
overworked, underpaid
lawyer...the wrestling
team he coaches hasn’t
won amatch in eons...and
his money problems are
so bad he’s sneakily
decided to become a
caregiver to an aging
client in order to collect
a monthly stipend. Just
one problem: the man’s
nephew Kyle arrives in
need of a place to stay.
Paul Giamatti stars as
the struggling attorney
who feels like he’s hit
the jackpot between the
cash and the fact that
Kyle’s a top-caliber
wrestler. But unexpected
complications ensue
when the truth comes
out. Amy Ryan, Bobby
Cannavale and Jeffrey
Tambor co-star in this
winning comedy. (AC,
AL,BN,MV) R-1:46.
THE WOLFMAN
Returning home after
the mysterious slaughter
of his brother
proves to be one howl
of a bad time for
young gentleman
in this
terrifying remake of
the 1941 werewolf
classic. Attacked by an
unseen creature,
Lawrence Talbot (Benicio Del Toro) begins to
undergo a bizarre
transformation that
culminates on the
night of the full
moon—a metamorphosis
that proves deadly
to the local villagers.
Anthony Hopkins costars
as Lawrence’s
wise father who knows
quite a bit about the
Talbot family curse.
Also with Emily Blunt
and Hugo Weaving (AC,AL,GV) R-1:42
X-MEN FIRST CLASS
It’s the X-Men as
they’ve never been seen
before! Taking the comicbook
movie franchise in
a sensational new
direction, this riveting
“origins” tale explores
the story of the mutant
superheroes, led by
Professor Charles Xavier
(James McAvoy) and
Erik “Magneto” Lehnsherr
(Michael Fassbender), as
they unite in the face of
a common threat to
mankind: a sadistic ex-
Nazi named Sebastian
Shaw who has a plan for
nuclear holocaust and
mutant world domination.
Rose Byrne,
January Jones, Oliver
Platt and Kevin Bacon
co-star in this “popcorn
flick deluxe” (New York
Daily News). (AC,AL,
MV) PG13-2:12
YOUR HIGHNESS
Medieval moron Danny
McBride (HBO’s Eastbound
& Down) undertakes
a quest to help
save his brother’s
betrothed in this screwball
sword-and-sorcery
tale. While his older
brother Fabious (James
Franco) is a valiant warrior,
Thadeous (McBride)
is a screw-up whose idea
of swordplay is selfpleasure.
Forced to help
his brother, it’s up to
Thadeous and a gorgeous
female warrior (Natalie
Portman) to lead the
quest while facing perverted
wizards, naked
nymphs, and more.
Zooey Deschanel, Justin
Theroux, Toby Jones
and Damian Lewis costar
in this raunchy comedy-
adventure. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:42.
ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES
Five sexy friends enjoy the steamy fantasy stories on the blog of writer Zane in this erotic MAX series. No relation to Zane Grey. Widescreen
Times shown EST/Pacific
2011 Daily listings
MARCH 2012
MARCH 1 THURSDAY
6:25a HBO Making/Gulliver’s Travels
6:40 HBO Nanny McPhee Returns
MAX Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat
8:05 MAX No Way Out
8:30 HBO On Freddie Roach
9:00 HBO Percy Jackson/Thief
10:00 MAX Date Night
11:00 HBO Harry Potter/Hallows (Part 1)
11:30 MAX The Flintstones in Vivia Rock Vegas
1:05p MAX Mercury Rising
1:30 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
2:30 HBO The Transporter
3:00 MAX Secret Window
4:00 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
4:35 MAX Life As We Know It
6:00 HBO Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Lightning Thief
6:30 MAX Unstoppable
8:00 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
8:15 MAX Carrie
9:00 HBO On Freddie Roach
9:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
10:00 HBO Game of Thrones
MAX Robin Hood
11:00 HBO Atlantic City Hookers:
It Ain’t E-Z Being a Ho
12:05a HBO Big Mommas: Like Father...
12:20 MAX Busty Coeds/Cheerleaders
1:40 MAX Identity
1:55 HBO Cathouse: Come to the Party!
2:25 HBO Sonny
3:10 MAX Bruno
4:20 HBO The Great White Hype
4:35 MAX Moment by Moment
2 FRIDAY
6:00a HBO The Lazarus Effect
6:20 MAX Catfish
6:30 HBO City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold
7:50 MAX My Big Fat Greek Wedding
8:30 HBO Marathon Boy
9:30 MAX The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold
10:15 HBO Envy
11:10 MAX Knight and Day
12:00 HBO Antwone Fisher
1:00p MAX Devil
2:00 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
2:20 MAX Just Married
4:00 HBO You Got Served
MAX Conviction
5:45 HBO X2
5:50 MAX Dances With Wolves
8:00 HBO Game of Thrones
8:15 HBO Your Highness
8:50 MAX 3000 Miles to Graceland
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Same-night replay!
11:00 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
11:30 MAX Lingerie
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
12:30a HBO Repo Men
1:20 MAX Black Swan
2:25 HBO Cradle 2 the Grave
3:10 MAX The Amityville Horror
4:10 HBO United 93
5:10 MAX Somewhere
3 SATURDAY
6:10a HBO Chasing Liberty
6:50 MAX Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole
8:00 HBO Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
8:30 MAX Thelma & Louise
9:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
10:00 HBO Exporting Raymond
10:45 MAX Red Riding Hood
11:30 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
12:30p HBO Drumline
MAX Inception
2:30 HBO Clash of the Titans
3:00 MAX The Getaway
4:15 HBO Something Borrowed
5:00 MAX DOA: Dead or Alive
6:15 HBO Men in Black
6:30 MAX Last Man Standing
8:00 HBO Hanna
8:15 MAX Bruce Almighty
10:00 HBO Boxing After Dark Gamboa vs. Martinez; Rios vs. TBA
MAX X-Men: First Class
12:00 HBO Luck
12:15a MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
12:45 MAX Dark Fantasies
12:50 HBO Hanna
2:05 MAX X-Men First Class
2:45 HBO What to Watch
3:05 HBO Splice
4:20 MAX Murder on the Orient Express
4:55 HBO Hot Coffee
4 SUNDAY
6:30a HBO What a Girl Wants
MAX Diary of a Wimpy Kid
8:05 MAX Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
8:15 HBO Flight of the Conchords
8:45 HBO Harry Potter/Hallows (Part 1)
9:50 MAX Unknown
11:15 HBO HBO Boxing After Dark
11:45 MAX X-Men First Class
1:15p HBO Game of Thrones
1:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:00 MAX House of the Rising Sun
2:30 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father...
3:30 MAX The Fourth Kind
4:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
5:10 MAX Pulp Fiction
7:00 HBO Hanna
7:45 MAX X-Men First Class
9:00 HBO Luck
10:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX In & Out
10:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:00 HBO Luck
11:30 MAX House of the Rising Sun
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:30a HBO Life’s Too Short
1:00 HBO Big Mommas:
Like Father, Like Son
MAX Co-Ed Confidential
1:35 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
2:05 MAX 187
2:50 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
3:50 HBO Underworld
4:05 MAX Back to the Future
5 MONDAY
6:00a HBO Star Trek Generations
6:05 MAX Revenge of the Pink Panther
7:45 MAX Broadcast News
8:00 HBO Star Trek: First Contact
10:00 HBO Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett Together Again
MAX Going the Distance
11:00 HBO The Special Relationship
11:45 MAX The Cotton Club
12:30p HBO The Rite
2:00 MAX Torque
2:30 HBO Drumline
3:30 MAX Bull Durham
4:30 HBO Catwoman
5:20 MAX MacGruber
6:15 HBO The Transporter
6:50 MAX Secret Window
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
8:30 MAX Shrek Forever After
9:00 HBO Sucker Punch
10:00 MAX Valentine’s Day
11:00 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:30 HBO Ring Life: Sergio Martinez
11:45 HBO The A-Team
12:10a MAX Voyeur’s Web
1:35 MAX Platoon
1:50 HBO Ricochet
3:35 HBO Wrong Turn
3:40 MAX Femme Fatales
4:05 MAX Without a Trace
5:00 HBO Sucker Punch
6 TUESDAY
6:10a MAX Demetrius and the Gladiators
6:55 HBO The Beautician and the Beast
7:50 MAX Marmaduke
8:45 HBO Making/Gulliver’s Travels
9:00 HBO Love Don’t Cost a Thing
9:20 MAX Something’s Gotta Give
10:45 HBO The In Crowd
11:30 MAX Black Swan
12:30p HBO Hanna
1:20 MAX Unstoppable
2:30 HBO Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Lightning Thief
3:00 MAX Lost in Translation
4:30 HBO Exporting Raymond
4:45 MAX Heart and Souls
6:00 HBO Independence Day
6:30 MAX Our Family Wedding
8:15 MAX Win Win
8:30 HBO Hanna
10:00 MAX The Girl Next Door
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Luck
11:50 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
11:55 HBO Exporting Raymond
12:25a MAX The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
1:25 HBO Tempted
1:45 MAX Set It Off
3:05 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
3:50 MAX Black Sheep
4:05 HBO Separate Lies
5:20 MAX The Return of the Living Dead II
5:30 HBO Transmission Test (see below)
7 WEDNESDAY
6:50a MAX The Education of Little Tree
7:00 HBO Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
8:30 HBO Gulliver’s Travels
8:45 MAX X-Men: First Class
10:00 HBO Something Borrowed
11:00 MAX Gossip
12:00 HBO Chasing Papi
12:30p MAX Life As We Know It
1:30 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
2:30 MAX Event Horizon
3:30 HBO The A-Team
4:05 MAX Just Married
5:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
5:45 MAX Big Stan
7:35 MAX Face/Off
8:00 HBO Something Borrowed
10:00 HBO Luck
MAX X-Men: First Class
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:15a MAX Lingerie Feature
12:30 HBO Your Highness
2:10 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
2:15 HBO Terminator 3:
Rise of the Machines
2:40 MAX Out of Sight
4:05 HBO Femme Fatale
4:45 MAX Amityville II: The Possession
8 THURSDAY
6:00a HBO Dirty Work
6:30 MAX The Indian in the Cupboard
7:30 HBO You Got Served
8:05 MAX The Relic
9:15 HBO Men in Black
10:00 MAX Fatal Instinct
11:00 HBO Sucker Punch
11:30 MAX Inception
1:00p HBO Antwone Fisher
2:00 MAX I’M Gonna Git You Sucka
3:00 HBO Chasing Liberty
3:30 MAX In & Out
5:00 HBO Clash of the Titans
5:05 MAX Devil
6:30 MAX Wishcraft
6:45 HBO How to Train Your Dragon
8:15 MAX Red Riding Hood
8:30 HBO Saving Face
9:15 HBO Game of Thrones
9:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
10:00 HBO Game of Thrones
MAX Pulp Fiction
11:00 HBO Real Sex 18
11:50 HBO Clash of the Titans
12:35a MAX Chemistry
1:05 MAX Chemistry
1:30 MAX Child’s Play 3
1:40 HBO Man on the Moon
3:05 MAX Femme Fatales
3:35 MAX MacGruber
3:45 HBO Get Carter
5:05 MAX Female on the Beach
5:30 HBO Saving Face
9 FRIDAY
6:15a HBO The Meteor Man
6:45 MAX Modern Problems
8:00 HBO Nanny McPhee Returns
8:20 MAX Housesitter
10:00 HBO Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Lightning Thief
10:05 MAX Unknown
12:00 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
MAX Surviving Christmas
1:35p MAX Going the Distance
2:00 HBO Superheroes
3:20 MAX Plato’s Run
3:30 HBO Independence Day
5:00 MAX Robin Hood
6:00 HBO Drumline
7:20 MAX Darkman
8:00 HBO Big Mommas:
Like Father, Like Son
9:00 MAX Unknown
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Same-night replay!
MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
11:30 MAX Lingerie
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX Emmanuelle Through Time...
12:30a HBO Independence Day
1:30 MAX Mulholland Drive
3:00 HBO Once Upon a Time in Mexico
4:00 MAX Exorcist: The Beginning
4:45 HBO Superheroes
10 SATURDAY
6:00a MAX Yogi Bear
6:15 HBO Envy
7:20 MAX Deceived
8:00 HBO The A-Team
9:10 MAX Win Win
10:00 HBO X2
11:00 MAX The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold
12:30p HBO Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
12:40 MAX Black Swan
2:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
MAX 3000 Miles to Graceland
4:35 MAX Secret Window
5:00 HBO Catwoman
6:15 MAX Paul
6:50 HBO The A-Team
8:00 MAX Bull Durham
9:00 HBO Game Change
10:00 MAX The Eagle
11:00 HBO Luck
12:00 HBO Game Change
MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
12:30a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature
2:00 HBO A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley
2:05 MAX Child’s Play 2
2:35 HBO Repo Men
3:30 MAX The Eagle
4:30 HBO Exporting Raymond
11 SUNDAY
6:30a MAX House of Sand and Fog
7:00 HBO How to Train Your Dragon
8:35 MAX Knight and Day
8:45 HBO Saving Face
9:30 HBO Independence Day
10:30 MAX Boogie Nights
12:00 HBO Game Change
1:10p MAX Conviction
2:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
3:00 HBO Hanna
MAX My Big Fat Greek Wedding
4:35 MAX Unstoppable
5:00 HBO What to Watch
5:15 HBO The Transporter
6:15 MAX The Girl Next Door
7:00 HBO Game Change
8:05 MAX Mercury Rising
9:00 HBO Luck
10:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX Date Night
10:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:00 HBO Luck
11:30 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity, 3 back-to-back episodes!
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:30a HBO Life’s Too Short
1:00 HBO Hanna
1:05 MAX House of 1000 Corpses
2:35 MAX Fever
2:55 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
3:55 HBO The Replacement Killers
4:15 MAX Hearts in Atlantis
5:25 HBO Flight of the Conchords
12 MONDAY
6:00a HBO I Can Be President
MAX Mom and Dad Save the World
6:25 HBO The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
7:30 MAX Pure Country 2: The Gift
8:00 HBO Ever After
9:20 MAX Sgt. Bilko
10:00 HBO Love Don’t Cost a Thing
11:00 MAX Dances With Wolves
11:45 HBO The Making of Cedar Rapids
12:00 HBO Game Change
2:00p HBO Chasing Liberty
MAX The Jewel of the Nile
3:50 MAX Carrie
4:00 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
5:30 MAX Inception
6:00 HBO Clash of the Titans
7:45 HBO Ring Life: Sergio Martinez
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
MAX Life As We Know It
9:00 HBO Game Change
10:00 MAX Face/Off
11:00 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:30 HBO Your Highness
12:20a MAX Sexy Wives Sindrome
1:15 HBO Fargo
1:40 MAX Cabin Fever
2:55 HBO Civil Brand
3:15 MAX Inventing the Abbotts
4:30 HBO Switch
5:05 MAX The Pink Panther
13 TUESDAY
6:15a HBO Triangle: Remembering the Fire
7:00 HBO What a Girl Wants
MAX The Fourth Kind
8:40 MAX The Company
8:45 HBO Can’t Hardly Wait
10:30 HBO Sucker Punch
10:35 MAX X-Men: First Class
12:30p HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
12:50 MAX Last Man Standing
2:30 MAX on Set: Shrek Forever After
2:45 MAX Shrek Forever After
3:00 HBO Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
4:20 MAX The Getaway
4:30 HBO The A-Team
6:20 MAX Valentine’s Day
6:30 HBO Men in Black
8:15 HBO 2 Days/Brandon Rios
8:30 HBO Love & Other Drugs
MAX The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
10:00 MAX X-Men: First Class
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Luck
11:55 HBO The A-Team
12:15a MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
12:45 MAX Dark Fantasies
2:00 HBO Cathouse: The Musical
2:10 MAX The Maker
2:45 HBO Never Let Me Go
3:50 MAX Mean Streets
4:35 HBO Colin Quinn Long Story Short
5:45 MAX Amityville 3-D
14 WEDNESDAY
6:00a HBO The Making of How to Train Your Dragon
6:15 HBO Anastasia
7:20 MAX Muppet Treasure Island
7:50 HBO The Special Relationship
9:00 MAX On Set: Unstoppable
9:15 MAX Devil
9:30 HBO The Transporter
10:35 MAX Set It Off
11:00 HBO Hanna
12:45p MAX Robin Hood
1:00 HBO Ring Life: Sergio Martinez
1:15 HBO You Got Served
3:00 HBO X2
3:05 MAX The Dream Team
5:00 MAX Identity
5:15 HBO Saving Face
6:00 HBO The Rite
6:30 MAX Red Riding Hood
8:00 HBO Hanna
8:15 MAX Our Family Wedding
10:00 HBO Luck
MAX Unstoppable
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:45 MAX Lingerie
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:15a MAX The Girl Next Door
12:30 HBO X2
2:05 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
2:35 MAX Robin Hood
2:45 HBO Lady Gaga Presents Monster Ball Tour...
4:45 HBO There’s Something Wrong With Aunt Diane
5:00 MAX The Relic
15 THURSDAY
6:30a HBO Flight of the Conchords
6:50 MAX The Princess Bride
7:00 HBO The Pee-Wee Herman Show on Broadway
8:30 HBO Mr. Bean’s Holiday
MAX 187
10:00 HBO Drumline
10:30 MAX Poodle Springs
12:00 HBO Independence Day
12:15p MAX 3000 Miles to Graceland
2:20 MAX The Eagle
2:30 HBO Catwoman
4:15 HBO The In Crowd
MAX Bull Durham
6:00 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father...
6:05 MAX Unknown
8:00 HBO Cedar Rapids
MAX Platoon
9:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
10:00 HBO Game of Thrones
MAX Knight and Day
11:00 HBO A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley
11:30 HBO Cathouse: Come to the Party!
11:50 MAX Unknown
12:00 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
1:45a MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores
1:50 HBO Cedar Rapids
2:15 MAX The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
3:20 HBO Your Highness
3:40 MAX Bound
5:05 HBO Separate Lies
5:30 MAX The Wizard
16 FRIDAY
6:30a HBO What to Watch
6:45 HBO How to Train Your Dragon
7:15 MAX on Set: Knight and Day
7:30 MAX Secret Window
8:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
9:05 MAX Mercury Rising
11:00 HBO Game Change
MAX Paul
12:45p MAX Just Married
1:00 HBO Chasing Papi
2:20 MAX Inception
2:30 HBO Men in Black
4:15 HBO What a Girl Wants
4:50 MAX Win Win
6:00 HBO Chasing Liberty
6:40 MAX Last Man Standing
8:00 HBO Game Change
8:20 MAX Pulp Fiction
10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Same-night replay!
11:00 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
11:30 MAX Sin City Diaries
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:05a MAX Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders
12:30 HBO Ring Life: Sergio Martinez
12:45 HBO Beatdown
1:20 MAX Paul
2:20 HBO Universal Soldier
3:05 MAX No Way Out
4:05 HBO My Soul to Take
5:00 MAX Missing
17 SATURDAY
6:00a HBO Love Don’t Cost a Thing
7:05 MAX Melinda and Melinda
7:45 HBO 2 Days/James Kirkland
8:00 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father...
8:45 MAX Opportunity Knocks
9:45 HBO Nanny McPhee Returns
10:30 MAX Date Night
11:45 HBO Hanna
12:00 MAX Doctor Detroit
1:30p MAX MacGruber
1:45 HBO Saving Face
2:30 HBO The Transporter
3:00 MAX Black Sheep
4:00 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father...
4:30 MAX Cop Out
6:00 HBO Percy Jackson/Lightning Thief
6:20 MAX Housesitter
8:00 HBO Green Lantern
8:05 MAX Big Stan
10:00 HBO World Championship Boxing Martinez vs. Macklin; Rodriguez vs. George
MAX Hall Pass
11:45 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
12:15a HBO 2 Days/James Kirkland
MAX Voyeur’s Web
12:30 HBO Luck
1:25 HBO Green Lantern
1:40 MAX Hall Pass
3:25 HBO Making of Clash of the Titans
3:30 MAX Scorcher
3:45 HBO Terminator 3: Rise of...
5:00 MAX She’s the One
5:40 HBO Saving Face
18 SUNDAY
6:20a HBO Osmosis Jones
6:40 MAX Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat
8:00 HBO Sucker Punch
MAX X-Men: First Class
10:00 HBO World Championship Boxing
10:15 MAX Hall Pass
12:00 MAX Torque
12:15p HBO The Making of Gulliver’s Travels
12:30 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
1:30 HBO Game Change
MAX Valentine’s Day
3:30 HBO Gulliver’s Travels
3:35 MAX Face/Off
5:00 HBO Sucker Punch
6:00 MAX X-Men: First Class
7:00 HBO Green Lantern
8:15 MAX Hall Pass
9:00 HBO Luck
10:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
MAX Man on Fire
10:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:00 HBO Luck
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:30a HBO Life’s Too Short
MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2/Feature
1:00 HBO Game Change
2:00 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
2:30 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2/Feature
3:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
3:05 MAX Wishcraft
4:00 HBO Cedar Rapids
4:50 MAX Femme Fatales
5:20 MAX People I Know
5:30 HBO Gloria: In Her Own Words
19 MONDAY
6:35a HBO The Scout
7:00 MAX Ffolkes
8:30 HBO The A-Team
8:45 MAX Our Family Wedding
10:30 HBO Arthur
MAX Unstoppable
12:10p MAX The Girl Next Door
12:30 HBO X2
2:00 MAX Back to the Future
2:45 HBO Love Crimes of Kabul
4:00 HBO Antwone Fisher
MAX Something’s
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6:00 HBO The A-Team
6:10 MAX Black Swan
8:00 HBO Real Time
With Bill Maher
MAX The Eagle
9:00 HBO Arthur
10:00 MAX Boogie Nights
11:00 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:30 HBO World Championship Boxing
12:40a MAX Chemistry
1:05 MAX Chemistry
1:35 MAX Bruno
1:45 HBO 2 Days/James Kirkland
2:00 HBO George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead
3:00 MAX Gossip
3:35 HBO The Making of Cedar Rapids
3:55 HBO State of Grace
4:30 MAX The Phantom of the Opera
20 TUESDAY
6:15a HBO Saving Face
6:50 MAX The Last Remake of Beau Geste
7:00 HBO Independence Day
8:15 MAX Conviction
9:30 HBO Game Change
10:05 MAX Robin Hood
11:30 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
12:30p MAX Out of Sight
1:30 HBO Nanny McPhee Returns
2:35 MAX Unknown
3:30 HBO Catwoman
4:30 MAX 3000 Miles to Graceland
5:30 HBO Hanna
6:40 MAX Knight and Day
7:30 HBO Game Change
8:30 MAX House of the Rising Sun
9:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
10:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
MAX Red Riding Hood
11:00 HBO Luck
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11:50 HBO Saving Face
12:15a MAX Knight and Day
12:35 HBO Hanna
2:05 MAX Lingerie
2:30 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
2:35 MAX Devil
3:30 HBO Beatdown
4:00 MAX Stay Tuned
5:05 HBO Waking Life
5:30 MAX Transmission Test (see below)
21 WEDNESDAY
6:50a HBO The Ant Bully
7:00 MAX Mr. Nanny
8:25 HBO Ever After
8:30 MAX In & Out
10:00 MAX Halloween II
10:30 HBO Chasing Liberty
11:35 MAX Shattered
12:30p HBO Green Lantern
1:20 MAX Win Win
2:30 HBO Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
3:10 MAX The Fourth Kind
4:25 HBO Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
4:50 MAX Pulp Fiction
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7:30 MAX Inception
7:45 HBO 2 Days: James Kirkland
8:00 HBO Green Lantern
10:00 HBO Luck
MAX Secret Window
11:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
11:40 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:35a HBO Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
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1:45 MAX Darkman
2:40 HBO Love & Other Drugs
3:20 MAX Mercury Rising
4:35 HBO Cedar Rapids
5:15 MAX The Gong Show Movie
22 THURSDAY
6:05a HBO Star Trek: First Contact
6:45 MAX Ramona and Beezus
8:00 HBO Envy
8:30 MAX Last Man Standing
9:45 HBO Can’t Hardly Wait
10:15 MAX MAX on Set Valentine’s Day
10:30 MAX Hall Pass
11:30 HBO Gloria: In Her Own Words
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12:30 HBO Gulliver’s Travels
2:00 HBO The A-Team
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4:15 MAX The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold
6:00 HBO What a Girl Wants
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7:45 HBO The Making of Bridesmaids
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9:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
10:00 HBO Game of Thrones
MAX Hall Pass
11:00 HBO Cathouse: The Musical
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2:00 HBO Spider
3:30 MAX Femme Fatales
3:40 HBO Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
4:00 MAX Surviving Christmas
5:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
MAX Perfect Creature
23 FRIDAY
6:00a HBO Star Trek Generations
7:00 MAX Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
8:00 HBO Leave It to Beaver
8:35 MAX Valentine’s Day
9:30 HBO The Beautician and the Beast
10:45 MAX Fatal Instinct
11:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
12:00 HBO Clash of the Titans
12:15p MAX The Guardian
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2:30 HBO The In Crowd
3:20 MAX Pure Country 2: The Gift
4:15 HBO Love Don’t Cost a Thing
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6:00 HBO Catwoman
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8:00 HBO Clash of the Titans
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10:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Same-night replay!
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11:30 MAX Sin City Diaries
12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:05a MAX Lingerie Feature
12:30 HBO The Replacement Killers
2:00 HBO Lady Gaga Presents Monster Ball Tour...
MAX Thelma & Louise
4:00 HBO The Order
4:15 MAX The Phantom of the Opera
24 SATURDAY
6:05a HBO I Can Be President
6:30 HBO The Rite
6:45 MAX Dances With Wolves
8:30 HBO Game Change
9:50 MAX Going the Distance
10:30 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
11:30 HBO Sucker Punch
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3:30 HBO Game Change
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5:30 HBO Independence Day
6:15 MAX Life As We Know It
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8:10 MAX The Girl Next Door
10:00 MAX Endure
10:15 HBO HBO World Championship Boxing Morales vs. Garcia; Kirkland vs. Molina
11:35 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
12:05a MAX The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
12:45 HBO 2 Days/Brandon Rios
1:00 HBO Luck
1:30 MAX Carrie
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3:10 MAX Endure
4:00 HBO The Making of Cedar Rapids
4:15 HBO 2 Days/Brandon Rios
4:30 HBO Wrong Turn
4:40 MAX The Dream Team
25 SUNDAY
6:00a HBO Flight of the Conchords
6:30 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
6:35 MAX MAX on Set: Inception
6:50 MAX Back to the Future Part III
8:50 MAX Sgt. Bilko
9:00 HBO World Championship Boxing
10:30 MAX The Eagle
11:30 HBO The A-Team
12:30p MAX The Maker
1:30 HBO The Making of Clash of the Titans
1:45 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:10 MAX Set It Off
2:45 HBO Green Lantern
4:15 MAX Red Riding Hood
4:45 HBO X2
6:00 MAX Inception
7:05 HBO Clash of the Titans
8:30 MAX DOA: Dead or Alive
9:00 HBO Luck
10:00 MAX Black Swan
10:10 HBO Eastbound & Down
10:40 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:10 HBO Luck
11:50 MAX Sexy Wives Sindrome
12:20a HBO Eastbound & Down
12:50 HBO Life’s Too Short
1:10 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
1:20 HBO Green Lantern
1:40 MAX Lingerie
2:15 MAX 3000 Miles to Graceland
3:20 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
4:20 HBO Beatdown
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26 MONDAY
6:00a HBO Triangle: Remembering the Fire
6:10 MAX The Alarmist
6:40 HBO Anastasia
7:45 MAX MAX on Set Robin Hood
8:00 MAX Robin Hood
8:15 HBO The Making of Gulliver’s Travels
8:30 HBO Catwoman
10:15 HBO The Transporter
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11:45 HBO The Making of Bridesmaids
12:00 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
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2:15p MAX Knight and Day
2:30 HBO Flight of the Conchords
3:00 HBO Mr. Bean’s Holiday
4:10 MAX Deceived
4:30 HBO Gulliver’s Travels
6:00 HBO Nanny McPhee Returns
MAX X-Men: First Class
8:00 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
8:15 MAX My Big Fat Greek Wedding
9:00 HBO Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)
10:00 MAX Unknown
11:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
11:50 MAX Lingerie Feature
12:00 HBO World Championship Boxing
1:20a MAX Last Man Standing
2:30 HBO The Replacement Killers
3:00 MAX Cabin Fever
4:00 HBO The Making of Bridesmaids
4:15 HBO Love & Other Drugs
4:35 MAX My Big Fat Greek Wedding
27 TUESDAY
6:15a HBO Making/How to Train Your...
MAX Yogi Bear
6:30 HBO Star Trek: First Contact
7:30 HBO Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett...
7:35 MAX Heart and Souls
8:30 HBO The Brady Bunch Movie
9:20 MAX MacGruber
10:00 HBO Green Lantern
10:50 MAX House of Sand and Fog
12:00 HBO The Pee-Wee Herman Show on Broadway
1:00p MAX Identity
1:30 HBO What a Girl Wants
2:30 MAX The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold
3:15 HBO How to Train Your Dragon
4:10 MAX No Way Out
5:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
6:00 HBO Green Lantern
6:05 MAX Face/Off
8:00 HBO Bridesmaids
8:30 MAX Surviving Christmas
10:00 MAX Cop Out
10:15 HBO First Look American Reunion
10:30 HBO Eastbound & Down
11:00 HBO Luck
11:50 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
12:10a HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
12:20 MAX Pulp Fiction
1:10 HBO A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley
1:45 HBO State of Grace
3:00 MAX Femme Fatales
3:30 MAX Secret Window
4:00 HBO Bridesmaids
5:05 MAX Mulholland Drive
28 WEDNESDAY
6:10a HBO The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
7:35 MAX The Pink Panther Strikes Again
7:45 HBO X2
9:20 MAX Hall Pass
10:00 HBO City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold
11:10 MAX Bull Durham
12:00 HBO Game Change
1:00p MAX Date Night
2:00 HBO Drumline
2:30 MAX Valentine’s Day
4:00 HBO X2
4:35 MAX Scorcher
6:10 MAX Platoon
6:15 HBO Men in Black
8:00 HBO Game Change
8:15 MAX Hall Pass
10:00 HBO Luck
MAX The Eagle
11:10 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
12:00 MAX The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
12:10a HBO Eastbound & Down
12:40 HBO Sucker Punch
1:20 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
1:50 MAX I’M Gonna Git You Sucka
2:35 HBO Cathouse: Come to the Party!
3:00 HBO My Soul to Take
3:20 MAX The Getaway
4:50 HBO United 93
5:20 MAX Something’s Gotta Give
29 THURSDAY
6:45a HBO The Making of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
7:00 HBO Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
7:30 MAX Mr. Mom
8:30 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
9:00 MAX Endure
10:30 HBO The Rite
10:35 MAX Torque
12:00 MAX Marmaduke
12:30p HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
1:30 HBO Love Don’t Cost a Thing
MAX Darkman
3:10 MAX Conviction
HBO First Look American Reunion
3:30 HBO Gloria: In Her Own Words
4:30 HBO Sucker Punch
5:00 MAX The Fourth Kind
6:30 HBO Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
6:40 MAX The Girl Next Door
8:30 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
MAX Endure
9:30 HBO Life’s Too Short
10:00 HBO Game of Thrones
MAX Last Man Standing
11:00 HBO Real Sex 4
11:45 MAX Emmanuelle Through Time...
12:00 HBO Cedar Rapids
1:15a MAX Plato’s Run
1:30 HBO Colin Quinn Long Story Short
2:50 MAX Our Family Wedding
3:00 HBO Repo Men
4:35 MAX Mean Streets
5:00 HBO Fargo
30 FRIDAY
6:30a MAX Shrek Forever After
6:45 HBO I Can Be President
7:10 HBO The Ant Bully
8:05 MAX The Maker
8:40 HBO The Making of How to Train Your Dragon
9:00 HBO Gulliver’s Travels
9:45 MAX Red Riding Hood
10:30 HBO Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
11:30 MAX Hearts in Atlantis
12:30p HBO The A-Team
1:15 MAX X-Men: First Class
2:30 HBO Picture Perfect
3:30 MAX People I Know
4:15 HBO Hanna
5:15 MAX Going the Distance
6:15 HBO First Look American Reunion
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7:00 MAX Wild Things
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8:45 MAX X-Men: First Class
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12:00 HBO Eastbound & Down
12:10a MAX Secret Lives
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12:45 HBO Terminator 3: Rise of...
1:30 MAX The Cotton Club
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3:40 MAX Out of Sight
4:40 HBO Never Let Me Go
5:45 MAX A Fish Called Wanda
31 SATURDAY
6:25a HBO You Got Served
7:35 MAX The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
8:00 HBO Green Lantern
9:05 MAX Unstoppable
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12:00 HBO The Making of Bridesmaids
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12:40 MAX Just Married
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2:15 MAX In & Out
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5:45 MAX Robin Hood
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8:00 HBO Monte Carlo
8:05 MAX Knight and Day
10:00 HBO Luck
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11:15 HBO Lady Gaga Presents The Monster Ball Tour At Madison Square Garden
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12:15a MAX Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature
1:15 HBO Beatdown
1:45 MAX Face/Off
2:50 HBO Cedar Rapids
4:05 MAX The Adjustment Bureau
4:20 HBO Confidence
5:50 MAX Shattered
APRIL 1 SUNDAY
6:00a HBO Flight of the Conchords
6:30 HBO Strangers No More
7:15 HBO Ramona and Beezus
7:30 MAX Liar Liar
9:00 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
MAX Sex and the City 2
10:00 HBO Unknown
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1:15 HBO Shrek Forever After
1:20 MAX Hall Pass
3:00 HBO Monte Carlo
3:10 MAX Little Fockers
4:50 HBO Unknown
MAX Spaceballs (Mel Brooks)
6:30 MAX Happy Gilmore
6:45 HBO Bridesmaids
7:00 HBO Unknown
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9:00 HBO Game of Thrones, 3 back-to-back episodes!
MAX The Nutty Professor
11:35 MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
3 back-to-back episodes!
11:55 HBO The Dilemma
12:05a MAX The Girl’s Guide to Depravity
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1:50 HBO Real Time With Bill Maher
2:50 HBO Blink
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4:40 HBO The Making of Inception
4:55 HBO Kissing a Fool
5:20 MAX From the Terrace
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THE A-TEAM A fugitive Special Forces
team leaves mayhem in their wake in this
action-packed update of the classic ‘80s
TV series. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:59. HBO
Mar.5,7,10,13,19,22,25,30 C5EH
THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU Fate takes a
hand in the pre-planned lives of a politician
and a ballerina in this intriguing tale. Matt
Damon and Emily Blunt star. (AC,MV)
PG13-1:46. MAX Mar.31 CDEH
THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE
The madcap moose and his
trusty squirrel sidekick head into the real
world to thwart a devious plot in this liveaction/
animated comedy. (AC,MV) PG-
1:32. HBO Mar.12,28 C5EH
THE ALARMIST Two burglar alarm
salesmen create a demand for their
product by breaking into homes. Stanley
Tucci and David Arquette star. (AC,AL,BN)
R-1:31. MAX Mar.26 CSEH
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL
Alvin and his Chipmunk
buddies rock out more musical hits–while
also attending high school–in this fun
and tuneful family sequel. (MV) PG-1:29.
HBO Mar.3,13,21,29 C5EH
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR A couple’s
Long Island home turns out to be a house
of horrors in this frightening 1979 tale.
(AC,AL,GV) R-1:59.MAX Mar.2CEH
AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION
Demonic forces terrorize another family
and take possession of a teen. (AL,GV,N,
RP,SC) R-1:44. MAX Mar.7 CEH
AMITYVILLE 3-D The world’s most famous
house of horror lures a skeptical journalist
and his ex-wife into its deadly grip in this
third Amityville shocker. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:33. MAX Mar.13 CSEH
ANASTASIA A young orphan might be the
last of Czarist Russia’s bluebloods in this
musical fable of royalty, risk and romance.
G-1:34. HBO Mar.14,26 C5EH
THE ANT BULLY Ants shrink a naughty boy
down to their size in order to teach him a
valuable lesson in this animated tale. (MV)
PG-1:29. HBO Mar.21,30 C5EH
ANTWONE FISHER Denzel Washington’s
directorial debut is a true story of a hottempered
Navy man who confronts his
anger. Derek Luke, Joy Bryant. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-2:00. HBO Mar.2,8,19 CDEH
ARTHUR Love threatens to come between
drunken playboy Russell Brand and his
inheritance in this remake. (AC,MV)
PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.19 C5EH
ATLANTIC CITY HOOKERS: IT AIN’T E-Z
BEING A HO’ America Undercover This
docu focuses on purveyors of the world’s
profession in Atlantic City. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:00. HBO Mar.1 CSEH
BACK TO THE FUTURE Michael J. Fox is an
’80s teen who accidentally almost uncreates
himself by disrupting his teen
parents-to-be in this hit. (AC,AL,MV) PG-
1:56. MAX Mar.4,19,31 CDEH
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III Marty
McFly revs up the DeLorean one last time
to save the life of Doc Brown in the
conclusion to the sci-R trilogy. (AC,AL) PG-
1:58. MAX Mar.25 CDEH
BEATDOWN A tough young street Rghter
brawls his way to the top of an
underground cage-Rghting circuit. Starring
Rudy Youngblood. (AL,GV,N) R-1:30.
HBO Mar.16,20,25,31 C5EH
THE BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST Wacky
Fran Drescher goes to Slovetzia to tutor the
president’s kids in this comedy. (AC)
PG-1:47. HBO Mar.6,23 C5EH
BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
‘Big Momma’ shows up when FBI man
Martin Lawrence goes undercover–in a
girls school. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:47. HBO
Mar.1,4,9,10,15,17,21 C5EH
BIG STAN Rob Schneider stars as a realestate
scammer who transforms himself
into a tough guy to survive. (AC,GL,MV,N)
R-1:49. MAX Mar.7,17 CSEH
BLACK SHEEP Comedy cohorts Chris
Farley and David Spade team up in this
laughfest about a political candidate’s bozo
brother and the geek who is hired to keep
him out of trouble. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:26. MAX Mar.6,17 CSEH
BLACK SWAN Obsession drives a ballerina
(Oscar®-winner Natalie Portman) to the
brink of madness. Vincent Cassel,Mila Kunis,
Barbara Hershey. (AC,GL,GV,SC) R-1:48.
MAX Mar.2,6,10,19,25 CDEH
BOOGIE NIGHTS Mark Wahlberg stars as a
well endowed porn superstar whose rise to
the top precipitates a swift fall into drugs.
With Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds, Don
Cheadle and John C. Reilly. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
R-2:36. MAX Mar.11,19 CDEH
BOUND Mob moll Jennifer Tilly and Gina
Gershon get hot and heavy while plotting to
rob a brutal gangster in this cult hit. Also
with Joe Pantoliano and John Ryan. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.15 CDH
BOXING All-new Rght doubleheader with
middleweight king Sergio Martinez facing
Matthew Macklin; plus, Edwin Rodriguez
takes on Donovan George. (AL) TVPG/L-
2:12. HBO Mar.17,18,19 CSEH
BOXING Super lightweight champion Erik
Morales vs. Danny Garcia; plus, James
Kirkland vs. Carlos Molina. (AL) TVPG/L-
2:12. HBO Mar.24,25,26 CSEH
THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE It’s the ’90s,
but the Bradys are stuck in the ’70s in this
spoof that has those zany kids trying to
raise money to save their house. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:28. HBO Mar.27 CDEH
BRIDESMAIDS Maid of Dishonor is more
like it for KristenWiig as she leads soon-tobe-
wed Maya Rudolph on a disastrous path
to the altar in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R-
2:05. HBO Mar.24,27 C5EH
BROADCAST NEWS An insider’s look at
the lives of an anchorman, a reporter and a
hot-shot producer on a network news team.
William Hurt, Holly Hunter, Albert Brooks.
(AL,BN) R-2:12. MAX Mar.5 CSEH
BRUNO Sacha Baron Cohen is Bruno, a
Samboyant Austrian fashionista who has
come to L.A. to Rnd stardom. (AC,GL,N,V)
R-1:21. MAX Mar.1,19 CDEH
BULL DURHAM A pitcher and a veteran
catcher of a minor league team fall for a
baseball groupie. Kevin Costner, Susan
Sarandon, Tim Robbins. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:48. MAX Mar.5,10,15,28 CDEH
BUSTY COEDS VS. LUSTY CHEERLEADERS
Passion and competition collide
when contestants compete in the “Hottie of
the Year” contest. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:15. MAX Mar.1,16 CSH
CABIN FEVER An idyllic vacation to the
mountains takes a turn for Rve college
youths who come into contact with a nasty
Sesh-eating disease. (AC,AL,GV,N,SC) R-
1:32. MAX Mar.12,26 CDEH
CAN’T HARDLY WAIT A high school
graduation bash sets the stage for love.
Jennifer Love Hewitt. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:41. HBO Mar.13,22 C5EH
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES A slacker takes
a job at a department store and is locked in
the building overnight with a beautiful girl
in this comedy. Starring Frank Whaley,
Jennifer Connelly. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:23. HBO Mar.27 CSEH
CARRIE Sissy Spacek is the telekinetic
teen who turns prom night into a terrible
bloodbath in this horror classic based on
Stephen King’s book. John Travolta. (GV,
N) R-1:38. MAX Mar.1,12,24 CEH
CATFISH A Facebook friendship takes a
strange series of turns that leads a young
man on a disturbing journey. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:27. MAX Mar.2 CDEH
CATHOUSE: COME TO THE PARTY! A look
inside the bustling, bust-Rlled Moonlite
Bunny Ranch in Nevada. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:25. HBO Mar.1,15,28 CSE
CATHOUSE: THE MUSICAL The Moonlite
Bunny Ranch’s most vocally talented
working girls sing in this sexy musical
edition of Cathouse! (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:42. HBO Mar.13,22 CSEH
CATWOMAN A cosmetics company
employee murdered for her knowledge of
the Rrm’s Saws returns to life as a vengeful
vixen. Halle Berry. (AC,V) PG13-1:44. HBO
Mar.5,10,15,20,23,26 CDEH
CEDAR RAPIDS A weekend insurance
convention proves to be a hotbed of sex for
a young man. Ed Helms, John C. Reilly and
Anne Heche star. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:27.
HBO Mar.15,18,21,29,31 C5EH
CHASING LIBERTY A President’s daughter
gives her guards the slip and enjoys a
holiday. Mandy Moore. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:51. HBO Mar.3,8,12,16,21CDEH
CHASING PAPI A Latino Casanova courts
three women in three cities. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:20. HBO Mar.7,16 CDEH
CHEMISTRY Opposites attract in this adult
series. 03: Smoke & Mirrors (AC,AL,N,
SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:27. MAX Mar.8
CSH; 04: Montecito (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:24. MAX Mar.8 CSH;
05: Flesh Wounds (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:25. MAX Mar.19 CSH;
06: Downtime (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:27. MAX Mar.19 CSH
CHILD’S PLAY 2 Chucky the doll returns to
terrorize a young boy again. Alex Vincent,
Jenny Agutter, Gerrit Graham. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:24. MAX Mar.10 CSEH
CHILD’S PLAY 3 Ultra-evil doll Chucky
piles up the body count as he hunts young
Andy and his pals in this Sick. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:30. MAX Mar.8 CSEH
CITY SLICKERS: THE LEGEND OF CURLY’S GOLD
Billy Crystal is back as a
city dweller who treks across the American
West on a gold expedition. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:56. HBO Mar.2,28 CSEH
CIVIL BRAND An African American woman
attempts to expose the atrocities inSicted
upon female inmates. LisaRaye stars. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:31. HBO Mar.12 CDEH
CLASH OF THE TITANS A heroic mortal
battles every terror the gods can send his
way in this remake. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:46.
HBO Mar.3,8,12,23,25 C5EH
CO-ED CONFIDENTIAL Adult series. 2:
Sophomores 01: Welcome Back (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.15
CSH; 2: Sophomores 02: Undecided
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Mar.4
CSH; 2: Sophomores 03: French
Style (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX
Mar.18 CSH; 2: Sophomores:
Feature 03: Sex Ed (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:30. MAX Mar.18 CSH;
3: Spring Break Feature 02: Horizontal
Mambo (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:26. MAX Mar.31 CSH
COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT Colin
Quinn undertakes a tour of world history in
this comedy special. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
1:23. HBO Mar.3,13,29 CDH
THE COMPANY A renowned ballet
company in Chicago takes on a new dance
project in this drama. Starring Malcolm
McDowell and Neve Campbell. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:52. MAX Mar.13 CDEH
CONFIDENCE A cocky con man agrees to
pull off a seemingly impossible scam for a
big-time swindler. Ed Burns, Rachel Weisz,
Andy Garcia, Paul Giamatti. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:37. HBO Mar.31 CDEH
CONVICTION Oscar®-winner Hilary Swank
delivers a stirring portrayal of a young
woman who launched an 18-year crusade
to overturn her brother’s murder conviction.
Sam Rockwell. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-1:47.
MAX Mar.2,11,20,29 CDEH
COP OUT Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan
play a pair of inept cops in this buddy-cop
comedy from Kevin Smith. (AC,GL,V) R-
1:47. MAX Mar.17,27 CDEH
THE COTTON CLUB Francis Ford Coppola’s
story of Harlem’s notorious nightclub in the
1920s with Richard Gere as a musician
caught up in its risky world. (AL,GV) R-
2:09. MAX Mar.5,30 CSEH
CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE Jet Li and DMX
team up in this action-thriller about a battle
between cops and criminals over a stash of
valuable black diamonds. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:41. HBO Mar.2 CDEH
THE CUTTING EDGE: GOING FOR THE
GOLD A quarreling pair of Rgure skaters
heat up the ice while training for pure
Olympic gold. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-
1:38. MAX Mar.2,10,22,27 CSEH
DANCES WITH WOLVES Kevin Costner’s
directorial debut with this Oscar®-winning
Best Picture about a soldier. (AC,AL,BN,V)
PG13-3:01. MAX Mar.2,12,24 CSH
DARK FANTASIES College students
participating in a sleep experiment get
more than they bargained for in this erotic
thriller. Jack Lawrence. (AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:21. MAX Mar.3,13,22 CSH
DARKMAN Sam Raimi’s comic-book thriller
about a scientist who uses his talents to
take revenge on the gangsters who
maimed him. Liam Neeson. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:35. MAX Mar.9,21,29 CDEH
DATE NIGHT Steve Carell and Tina Fey are
a couple whose wild night out injects some
much-needed spark into their marriage.
Taraji P. Henson. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28.
MAX Mar.1,11,17,23,28 CDEH
DECEIVED Goldie Hawn sparkles as a
married art expert whose ideal life is
shattered by the discovery of her husband’s
deceptive behavior. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:48. MAX Mar.10,26 CSEH
DEMETRIUS AND THE GLADIATORS
Victor Mature and Susan Hayward star in
this spectacular 1954 sequel to The Robe.
TVG-1:41. MAX Mar.6 CSEH
DEVIL Five strangers are stuck in an elevator
in a Philadelphia high-rise...and one is
Satan in this chiller! (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:20.
MAX Mar.2,8,14,20,24 CDEH
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID A sixth grader
attempts to Rnd his place in the gawky
world of junior high in this family Rlm.
(MV) PG-1:33. MAX Mar.4 CDEH
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES
Young underdog Greg HefSey is back for
torment at the hands of his brother Rodrick
and more in this second hilarious Sick.
(MV) PG-1:40. MAX Mar.4 CDEH
DIRTY WORK Two slacker buddies devise
a revenge-for-hire business that becomes
an instant success. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:22. HBO Mar.8 CSEH
D.O.A: DEAD OR ALIVE A group of talented
martial artists are called to compete in the
DOA tournament: Dead or Alive. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:26. MAX Mar.3,25 CDEH
DOCTOR DETROIT Snooty college professor
Dan Aykroyd assumes the identity of a
pimp in this hilarious 1983 comedy. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:30. MAX Mar.17 CEH
DR. SEUSS’ THE CAT IN THE HAT Dr.
Seuss’ fantastical feline is brought to
frenzied life in this live-action adaptation of
the beloved children’s book. Starring the
one and only Mike Myers. (AC,MV) PG-
1:22. MAX Mar.1,18 CDEH
DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY Jason
Scott Lee stars as the master martial artist
and actor Bruce Lee. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:00. HBO Mar.30 C5EH
THE DREAM TEAM Four mental patients
Rnd themselves left to their own devices in
NYC. Michael Keaton, Christopher Lloyd,
Peter Boyle, Stephen Furst star. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:52. MAX Mar.14,24 CSEH
DRUMLINE A talented marching band
drummer’s inability to march to anything
but his own beat. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:59.
HBO Mar.3,5,9,15,28 CDEH
THE EAGLE A
Roman soldier ventures into
treacherous British lands to recover an
icon. Channing Tatum. (V) PG13-1:54.
MAX Mar.10,15,19,25,28 CDEH
EASTBOUND & DOWN All-new episodes of
this HBO comedy series starring Danny
McBride. 15: Chapter 15 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:30. HBO Mar.2 C5EH; 16:
Chapter 16 (AC,AL) TVMA-:29. HBO
Mar.4,6,7,9C5EH; 17: Chapter
17 (AC,AL) TVMA-:29. HBO
Mar.11,13,14,16 C5EH; 18:
Chapter 18 (AC,AL) TVMA-:29. HBO
Mar.18,20,21,23 C5EH; 19:
Chapter 19 (AC,AL) TVMA-:30. HBO
Mar.25,27,28,30 C5EH
THE EDUCATION OF LITTLE TREE An
orphan boy learns some life lessons in this
memoir set in 1930s Tennessee. (AL)
PG-1:56. MAX Mar.7 CSEH
EMMANUELLE THROUGH TIME: ROD STEELE 0014 & NAKED AGENT 0069
Time-traveling Emmanuelle must pose as
a secret agent with Rod Steele to stop a
shooting in this sexy tale. (AL,MV,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:27. MAX Mar.9,29 CSH
ENDURE A photo leads two detectives on a
desperate race to Rnd a woman tied up in
the woods before a maniac finishes her off.
Judd Nelson and Devon Sawa star. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.24,29 CDEh
ENVY Envy drives a stake between two
buddies when one becomes rich. Starring
Ben Stiller, Jack Black. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:39. HBO Mar.2,10,22 CDEH
EVENT HORIZON A space rescue crew
enters a world of evil when they happen
upon a spaceship lost earlier. Laurence
Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:36. MAX Mar.7,24 CDEH
EVER AFTER When a wealthy landowner
dies, his sweet young daughter is made a
servant by her wicked stepmother in this
update of Cinderella. Drew Barrymore and
Anjelica Huston star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
2:01. HBO Mar.12,21 C5EH
EXORCIST THE BEGINNING The chilling
prequel to William Friedkin’s 1973 classic
chronicles Fr. Merrin’s battle against
possession. Stellan Skarsgard. (AL,BN,
GV) R-1:54. MAX Mar.9 CDEH
EXPORTING RAYMOND ‘Everybody Loves
Raymond’ creator Phil Rosenthal ventures
to Moscow to create a Russian version of
the hit series in this documentary. (AL) PG-
1:25. HBO Mar.3,6,10 C5EH
FACE/OFF FBI agent John Travolta agrees
to switch lives–and faces–with savage
terrorist Nicolas Cage. (AC,AL,V) R-2:19.
MAX Mar.7,12,18,27,31 CDEH
FARGO The Coen Brothers’ morose 1996
classic about kidnapping, extortion and a
grisly wood chipper massacre. (AC,BN,V)
R-1:38. HBO Mar.12,29 C5EH
FATAL INSTINCT Director Carl Reiner
plays on the greats in this take on a ‘Fatal
Attraction,’ ‘Basic Instinct’. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:30. MAX Mar.8,23 CSEH
FEMALE ON THE BEACH Joan Crawford
shines as a widower who Rnds herself in
an unseemly romance. (AC,MV) TVPG/V,D-
1:37. MAX Mar.8 CEH
FEMME FATALE Brian De Palma directed
this thriller with Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
as a dangerous blonde. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:54. HBO Mar.7,30 CDEH
FEMME FATALES Erotic series. 05: The
White Flower (AC,GL,GV,N,SC) TVMA/V,
S,L-:27. MAX Mar.27 CDH; 06:
Girls Gone Dead (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-:30. MAX Mar.8,18 CDH; 07:
Haunted (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:27.
MAX Mar.5,22 CDH
FEVER HBO Original Movie An ex-con
and a lawyer team up to help the woman
they both love. Armand Assante. (AL,N,V)
R-1:39. MAX Mar.11 CSEH
FFOLKES Sabotage expert Roger Moore
takes on a terrorist who is threatening to
blow up a major oil rig in this thriller. (AC,
AL,V) PG-1:40. MAX Mar.19 CEH
A FISH CALLED WANDA American beauty
Jamie Lee Curtis gets involved in a London
jewel heist in this hit comedy. John Cleese,
Kevin Kline and Michael Palin co-star. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CEH
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Encore plays
of the critically acclaimed HBO comedy
series. 07: Drive By (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:26.
HBO Mar.11,22 CSEH; 19: Prime
Minister (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:28. HBO
Mar.23 C5EH; 20:
Newzealandtown (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:25.
HBO Mar.3,15,26 C5EH
THE FLINTSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS
Fred & Barney get help from the Great
Gazoo in Rnding their lovely wives. (AL)
PG-1:31. MAX Mar.1,13,31 CDEH
THE FOURTH KIND A psychologist in a
remote Alaskan town fears disappearances
could be alien abductions. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:38. MAX Mar.4,13,21,29 CDEH
GAME CHANGE HBO Original Movie The
2008 presidential campaign of John
McCain and Sarah Palin is seen from the
inside in this drama. Julianne Moore,Woody
Harrelson and Ed Harris star. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:58. HBO Mar.10,11,12,
16,18,20,22,24,28,31 C5EH
GAME OF THRONES All-new episodes of
the epic HBO drama series. 06: A Golden
Crown (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:53. HBO
Mar.1 C5EH; 07: You Win Or
You Die (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.
HBO Mar.8 C5EH; 08: The
Pointy End (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-:58.
HBO Mar.15 C5EH; 09: Baelor
(AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-:56. HBO Mar.22
C5EH; 10:
Fire and Blood (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-
:53. HBO Mar.29 C5EH
GEORGE A. ROMERO’S LAND OF THE DEAD
Human survivors dwell within a city
that is surrounded by zombies. Simon
Baker, John Leguizamo. (AC,AL,GV,SC) R-
1:33. HBO Mar.19 CDEH
GET CARTER Sylvester Stallone plays a
criminal enforcer who suspects his
brother’s death was foul play. Also with
Mickey Rourke, Michael Caine. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:43. HBO Mar.8 CDEH
THE GETAWAY Alec Baldwin and Kim
Basinger are thieves running for the
Mexican border with a suitcase full of loot
after a heist goes bad. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:55. MAX Mar.3,13,28 CDEH
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR A bookish highschool
teen falls for a porn star who moves
in next door to him. Emile Hirsch, Elisha
Cuthbert. (AL,MV,N,SC) R-1:49. MAX
Mar.6,11,14,19,24,29 CDEH
THE GIRL’S GUIDE TO DEPRAVITY Two
single women create their own unique list
of dating rules in this erotic series. 01: The
Break-Up Rule (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:29. MAX Mar.3,11 CSH; 02: The
Last Woman Standing Rule
(AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX
Mar.2,4,6,7,10,11 CSH; 03: The
Puma Rule (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:27.
MAX Mar.9,11,13,14,17 CSH; 04:
The Vibrator Rule (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Mar.16,18,20,21,24
CSH; 05: The B*tch Rule
(AC,GL,MV,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:26. MAX
Mar.23,25,27,28,31 CSH; 06: The
Magic P***y Rule (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX Mar.30 CSH
GLORIA: IN HER OWN WORDS HBO
Documentary Films A vivid portrait of
Gloria Steinem. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-
1:01. HBO Mar.18,22,29 CSEH
GOING THE DISTANCE Drew Barrymore
and Justin Long try to make a longdistance
romance work. (AC,AL,MV) R-
1:42. MAX Mar.5,9,24,30 CDEH
THE GONG SHOW MOVIE Acts too hot for
the regular TV “Gong Show” make for
raunchy shenanigans in this comedy cult
favorite featuring Chuck Barris. (AC,AL,N)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.21 CEH
GOSSIP Inspired by a course in journalism,
a group of college students generate a
piece of gossip to see where it leads.
James Marsden, Lena Headey. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:30. MAX Mar.7,19 CDEH
THE GREAT WHITE HYPE A boxing
promoter tries to drum up interest in his
heavyweight champ by creating a white
‘contender’ in this satire. Samuel L. Jackson,
Jeff Goldblum and Peter Berg star. (AC,
AL) R-1:31. HBO Mar.1 CDEH
GREEN LANTERN Ryan Reynolds brings
the phosphorescent comic-book superhero
to life as he leads the Rght against an evil
alien force. (AL,MV) PG13-1:54. HBO
Mar.17,18,21,25,27,31 C5EH
THE GUARDIAN A nanny has an evil
connection with a sacred haunted tree in
this horror Rlm. Jenny Seagrove. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.23 CSEH
GULLIVER’S TRAVELS Jack Black Rnds
himself in the land of Lilliput where he
towers over its tiny citizens in this adaptation
of the classic novel. (MV) PG-1:25.
HBO Mar.4,7,18,22,26,30 C5EH
HALL PASS Owen Wilson and Jason
Sudeikis are buddies whose long-suffering
wives decide to give them a week off from
marriage in this comedy. (AL,MV,N,SC) R-
1:45.MAX Mar.17,18,22,28CDEH
HALLOWEEN 2 Michael Myers continues
his bloody reign of murder on Halloween
night in this sequel. Jamie Lee Curtis. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:32. MAX Mar.21 CDEH
HANNA A girl raised to be a Rghting
machine enacts her ex-CIA agent father’s
thrilling plan for revenge. Saoirse Ronan,
Eric Bana. (MV) PG13-1:51. HBO Mar.3,
4,6,11,14,17,20,24,30 C5EH
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS (PART 1)
Harry and his friends
leave Hogwarts behind to battle the evil
Voldemort. (AC,V) PG13-2:26. HBO Mar.
1,4,7,10,13,16,25,26 C5EH
HBO FIRST LOOK: American Reunion
Behind the scenes of the newest installment
in the American Pie Rlm series. TV14-
:13. HBO Mar.27,29,30 CSh
HEART AND SOULS Robert Downey Jr. is a
city slicker with four feisty angels. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:43. MAX Mar.6,27 CDEH
HEARTS IN ATLANTIS Anthony Hopkins
stars in this Stephen King adaptation about
a boy’s friendship with a mysterious
clairvoyant stranger. (AC,AL,RP,V) PG13-
1:41. MAX Mar.11,30 CDEH
HENRY AND JUNE 1930s Paris is the
setting for this drama about the torrid affair
between writers Anais Nin and Henry Miller.
Fred Ward, Uma Thurman. (AC,AL,N,SC)
NC17-2:16. MAX Mar.22 CSEH
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES Four young
travelers are trapped in a house of horrors
in this Rob Zombie shocker. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:29. MAX Mar.11 CDEH
HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG A beautiful
home becomes the crux of a conSict.
Jennifer Connelly, Ben Kingsley. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-2:06. MAX Mar.10,27 CDEH
HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN Former prowrestler
Dave Bautista is an ex-cop on the
run from cops and criminals. (AL,SC,V) R-
1:28. MAX Mar.4,20 CDEH
HOUSESITTER Architect Steve Martin Rnds
that con artist Goldie Hawn has moved into
his house while posing as his wife. (AC,AL)
PG-1:41. MAX Mar.9,17 CSEH
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON A Viking
boy befriends a dragon in this Oscar®-nominated
animated hit. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:38.
HBO Mar.8,11,16,27,31 C5EH
I CAN BE PRESIDENT: A KID’S-EYE VIEW
HBO Family Documentary Kids share their
thoughts on what it would be like to grow
up to become President of the U.S. TVY-
:22. HBO Mar.4,12,24,30 CSEH
IDENTITY A group of strangers are
stranded at a remote motel where a
maniac begins slaying them. With John
Cusack, Ray Liotta. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-
1:30. MAX Mar.1,14,27 CDEH
I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA A good-guy
GI returns home to battle nasty thugs, win
the girl and save the day in this hilarious
spoof of ‘blaxploitation’ Sicks. (AL,N,V) R-
1:29. MAX Mar.8,28 CSEH
IN & OUT Kevin Kline plays a straight
schoolteacher who is ‘outed’ on national
television by a former student in this
comedy. Joan Cusack. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:30. MAX Mar.4,8,21,31 CDEH
THE IN CROWD A young woman just out of
an asylum winds up in the company of a
sexy siren who harbors sinister secrets. Lori
Heuring, Susan Ward. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:45. HBO Mar.6,15,23 C5EH
INCEPTION Christopher Nolan’s futuristic
thriller with Leonardo DiCaprio as a
criminal who specializes in inRltrating
people’s dreams. (MV) PG13-2:28. MAX
Mar.3,8,12,16,21,25 CDEH
INDEPENDENCE DAY Will Smith and Bill
Pullman lead humanity against an alien
invasion in this sci-R hit. (AL,V) PG13-2:25.
HBO Mar.6,9,11,15,20,24 CDEH
THE INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD A boy
discovers his new cupboard has magical
powers. Hal Scardino, Lindsay Crouse. (AL,
MV) PG-1:36. MAX Mar.8 CDEH
INVENTING THE ABBOTTS Two brothers
grow up smitten with a pair of high-society
sisters in a 1950s small town. Liv Tyler,
Joaquin Phoenix, Billy Crudup star. (AC,AL,
BN) R-1:47. MAX Mar.12 CDEH
THE JEWEL OF THE NILE Kathleen Turner
and Michael Douglas star in this sequel to
Romancing the Stone. Danny DeVito. (AL,
BN,V) PG-1:46. MAX Mar.12 CSEH
JUST MARRIED Two lovebirds go on the
honeymoon from hell. Ashton Kutcher and
Brittany Murphy star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:35. MAX Mar.2,7,16,31 CDEH
KNIGHT AND DAY Tom Cruise is a superspy
who takes hapless Cameron Diaz on a
wild adventure. (AL,MV) PG13-1:49. MAX
Mar.2,11,15,20,26,31 CDEH
LADY GAGA PRESENTS THE MONSTER BALL TOUR: AT MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN Lady Gaga performs in New York
City in this concert event. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
1:55. HBO Mar.14,23,31 C5H
LAST MAN STANDING Bruce Willis walks
a Rne line between two warring gangs in
Prohibition-era Jericho, Texas in this
thrilling update of Yojimbo. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:41.MAX Mar.3,13,16,22,26,29CDE
THE LAST REMAKE OF BEAU GESTE
Marty Feldman’s foreign legion spoof
Rnds the bug-eyed comic as the hapless
brother to a handsome legionnairre. (AC,
AL) PG-1:24. MAX Mar.20 CEH
THE LAZARUS EFFECT HBO Documentary
Films Inside the HIV/AIDS pandemic in East
Africa and the impact of drug treatments.
(AC) TVPG/D-:32. HBO Mar.2CSEH
LEAVE IT TO BEAVER Beaver Cleaver and
his all-American family are back in this
1997 Rlm of the classic TV show. (AC,MV)
PG-1:28. HBO Mar.23 C5EH
LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS THE OWLS
OF GA’HOOLE An owl launches a quest to
locate the legendary defenders of his species.
(MV) PG-1:37. MAX Mar.3 CDEH
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT Polar-opposite
godparents Katherine Heigl and Josh
Duhamel must raise a child. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:55. MAX Mar.1,7,12,24 CDEH
LIFE’S TOO SHORT Comedy series from
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. 02:
Episode 2 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO
Mar.1 C5EH; 03: Episode 3
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.4,5,8
C5 EH; 04: Episode 4 (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:28. HBO Mar.11,12,15 C5
EH; 05: Episode 5 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:28. HBO Mar.18,19,22 C5EH;
06: Episode 6 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:29. HBO
Mar.25,26,29 C5EH
LINGERIE Erotic series. 23: Naughty
Couture (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.
MAX Mar.2 CSH; 24: Exotic
Dancer (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29.
MAX Mar.9,14 CSH; 25: Exposed
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30. MAX
Mar.25 CSH; 26: Walk the Walk
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX
Mar.20 CSH; Feature 05: Sheer
Delight (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:56.
MAX Mar.7,23 CSH; Feature 06:
Model Mayhem(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:27. MAX Mar.26 CSH
LOST IN TRANSLATION Bill Murray and
Scarlett Johansson are unlikely friends in
Tokyo in this Oscar®-winning drama. (AC,
AL) R-1:42. MAX Mar.6 CDEH
LOVE & OTHER DRUGS Slick Viagra salesman
Jake Gyllenhaal falls for Parkinson’s
patient Anne Hathaway. (AC,AL,N) R-1:52.
HBO Mar.13,21,26 C5EH
LOVE CRIMES OF KABUL HBO
Documentary Films Inside Afghanistan’s
Badam Baugh Women’s Prison. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-1:12. HBO Mar.19 SEH
LOVE DON’T COST A THING A nerdy teen
cuts a deal with a popular schoolmate.
Nick Cannon stars. (AC,AL) PG13-1:42.
HBO Mar.6,12,17,23,29 CSEH
LUCK Dustin Hoffman stars in this HBO
series. 05: Episode 5 (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-:46. HBO Mar.3 C5EH;
06: Episode 6 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:52. HBO
Mar.4,6,7,10 C5EH; 07:
Episode 7 (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:52. HBO
Mar.11,13,14,17 C5EH; 08:
Episode 8 (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:47. HBO
Mar.18,20,21,24 C5EH; 09:
Episode 9 (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-1:07.
HBO Mar.25,27,28,31 C5EH
MACGRUBER The mullet-loving character
from Saturday Night Live returns in this
riotous comedy. (AC,AL,MV) R-1:30.MAX
Mar.5,8,17,23,27 CDEH
THE MAKER An adopted teenager joins his
long-lost brother in a life of thievery and
grift in this thriller. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:39.
MAX Mar.13,25,30 CDEH
THE MAKING OF Behind-the-scenes
specials. Bridesmaids (AC,AL,MV)
TVPG/V,L,D-:12. HBO Mar.22,26,31
CSEH; Cedar Rapids (AC,AL,
MV) TV14/V,L,D-:14. HBO Mar.12,19,24
CSEH; Clash of the Titans (V)
TVPG/V-:13. HBO Mar.17,25 CSH;
Gulliver’s Travels (MV) TVPG/V-:12. HBO
Mar.1,6,18,26 CSEH; How To
Train Your Dragon (MV) TVPG/V-:13.
HBO Mar.14,30 CSEH; Scott
Pilgram vs. the World (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-:13. HBO Mar.29 CSEH
MAN ON FIRE A bodyguard avenges the
kidnapping of a little girl. Starring Denzel
Washington, Dakota Fanning. (AC,GL,GV)
R-2:26. MAX Mar.18,23 CDEH
MAN ON THE MOON Jim Carrey delivers
one of his best performances as enigmatic
comedian Andy Kaufman in this Rlm that
earned him a Golden Globe. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:59. HBO Mar.8 C5EH
MARATHON BOY HBO Documentary
Films The story of an Indian boy who rose to
fame as a long-distance runner before his
coach was caught up in a scandal. (AL,V)
TV14/V,L-1:39. HBO Mar.2 5EH
MARMADUKE This hilarious live-action
family Rlm follows the tail-wagging
adventures of the massive Great Dane on
the West Coast. Voice of Owen Wilson. (MV)
PG-1:28. MAX Mar.6,29 CDEH
MAX ON SET Behind-the-scenes featurettes.
Inception (V) TVPG/V-:13. MAX
Mar.25 CSH; Knight and Day
(AC,V) TVPG/V,D-:13. MAX Mar.16
CSH; Robin Hood (AC,V)
TVPG/V,D-:13. MAX Mar.26 CS
EH; Shrek Forever After (MV)
TVPG/V-:13. MAX Mar.13 CSH;
Unstoppable (MV) TVPG/V-:12. MAX
Mar.14 CSH; Valentine’s Day (AC,
AL) TVPG/L,D-:13. MAX Mar.22 CSH
MEAN STREETS Martin Scorsese’s stark,
realistic look at the life of a loan shark on
the streets of Manhattan’s Little Italy. With
Robert De Niro, Harvey Keitel, David Proval,
Amy Robinson, Richard Romanus. (AL,
N,V) R-1:52. MAX Mar.13,29 CEH
MEL BROOKS AND DICK CAVETT TOGETHER AGAIN
HBO Special
Presentation Comedy legend Mel Brooks
and talk-show pioneer Dick Cavett unite on
stage for an evening of side-splitting jokes,
anecdotes, and more. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-
:56. HBO Mar.5,27 CSH
MELINDA AND MELINDA Two playwrights
debating life as comedy or tragedy create
two versions of the same story-one comic,
one tragic-in this Woody Allen Rlm.
Chiwetal Ejiofor, Will Ferrell, Jonny Lee
Miller and Radha Mitchell star. (AC,AL,SC)
PG13-1:39. MAX Mar.17 CEH
MEN IN BLACK Two extraterrestrial hunting
agents from a top-secret
goverment agency sniff out an intergalactic
conspiracy to destroy Earth in this sci-R
comedy with Tommy Lee Jones and Will
Smith. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:38. HBO
Mar.3,8,13,16,28,31 C5EH
MERCURY RISING Maverick federal agent
Bruce Willis protects an autistic boy from
assassins after he cracks a top-secret
government code. (AC,AL,V) R-1:51.MAX
Mar.1,11,16,21,31 CDEH
THE METEOR MAN A meteor strike
transforms a wimpy schoolteacher into a
crime-Rghting superhero in this comedy
adventure. Robert Townsend. (AL,V)
PG13-1:40. HBO Mar.9 CSEH
MISSING A desperate American father
searches through Chile for his son, who
has mysteriously disappeared during the
coup of 1973. Jack Lemmon and Sissy
Spacek star in this thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
PG-2:02. MAX Mar.16 CEH
MODERN PROBLEMS Chevy Chase stars
as a depressed air-trafRc controller who
suddenly Rnds himself endowed with
telekinetic powers. Patti D’Arbanville.
(AC,AL) PG-1:33. MAX Mar.9 CEH
MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD
Riotous comedy about a California couple
who are kidnapped by a lovestruck
intergalactic despot.With Jon Lovitz, Dwier
Brown, Teri Garr and Kathy Ireland. (AC,AL) PG-
1:28. MAX Mar.12 CDH
MOMENT BY MOMENT Bored housewife
Lily Tomlin Rnds her passion stoked by
young, hunky drifter John Travolta in this
memorable 1978 romance. (AC,AL) R-
1:45. MAX Mar.1 CSEH
MONTE CARLO Three young women get
the upgrade of a lifetime on a post-high
school trip to Paris in this comedy. Selena
Gomez, Leighton Meester, Katie Cassidy.
(AL,MV) PG-1:49. HBO Mar.31 C5E
MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY The befuddled Mr.
Bean of the hit television series wins a
French excursion that goes wildly awry in
this comedy sequel. Rowan Atkinson, Emma
de Caunes and Willem Dafoe star.
G-1:27. HBO Mar.15,26 C5EH
MR. MOM Michael Keaton becomes a
stay-at-home dad struggling with the kids’
carpool, the vacuum cleaner, and more.
(AC,AL) PG-1:31. MAX Mar.29 CEH
MR. NANNY Nanny/bodyguard Hulk Hogan
must save his young charges and the
world from a megalomaniac and his goons.
(MV) PG-1:24.MAX Mar.21CDEH
MULHOLLAND DR. David Lynch’s
surrealistic Rlm noir set in the dark
underbelly of Los Angeles. (AC,AL,N) R-
2:27. MAX Mar.9,27 CDEH
MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND Kermit the
Frog, Miss Piggy and the rest of the
Muppets undertake an epic swashbuckling
search for treasure in this musical comedy.
G-1:40. MAX Mar.14 CSEH
MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS Super
sleuth Hercule Poirot unravels a puzzling
mystery aboard a snowbound train. Albert
Finney, Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman.
(AC,AL,V) PG-2:08. MAX Mar.3 CH
MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING Nia
Vardalos stars as a single girl who creates
a major stir within her traditional Greek
family by falling for a guy who has one fatal
Saw–he’s not Greek! (AC,AL) PG-1:35.
MAX Mar.2,11,26 CDEH
MY SOUL TO TAKE Wes Craven’s chiller
about a serial killer who returns from the
grave to slaughter the seven kids born on
the day he died 16 years earlier. (AC,GL,GV)
R-1:47. HBO Mar.16,28 C5EH
NAKED GUN 33 1/3: THE FINAL INSULT
Lt. Frank Drebin must save the Academy
Awards® from a mad bomber! (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:22. HBO Mar.7 C5EH
NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS Nanny
McPhee is back with her warts, wit and
magic walking stick to spark better
behavior in Rve quarrelsome kids in this
family sequel. (MV) PG-1:49. HBO
Mar.1,9,17,20,26 C5EH
NEVER LET ME GO A love triangle develops
among three human lab specimens who
exist to serve as organ donors in a dark
dystopian society. (AC,BN,MV) R-1:44.
HBO Mar.13,30 C5EH
NO WAY OUT Kevin Costner plays a naval
ofRcer charged with investigating the
murder of a woman with powerful
connections. Gene Hackman. (AL,N,V) R-
1:54. MAX Mar.1,16,27 CSEH
ON FREDDIE ROACH Follow world-famous
boxing trainer Freddie Roach in this
engaging six-episode series. #6 (AL)
TVMA/L-:27. HBO Mar.1 C5Eh
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO El
Mariachi rides again in this explosive third
Rlm in the action series. Antonio Banderas,
Salma Hayek, Johnny Depp. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:42. HBO Mar.9 CDEH
187 Brave high-school teacher Samuel L.
Jackson leaves New York for L.A. in this
compelling drama. (AC,AL,V) R-1:59.
MAX Mar.4,15 CDEH
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS A swindler Rnds
love and prosperity while Seecing an
afSuent family in this comedy starring
Dana Carvey and Todd Graff. (AC,AL,V)
PG13-1:41. MAX Mar.17 CSEH
THE ORDER A maverick priest uncovers an
ancient sect with supernatural ties in this
thriller. Heath Ledger stars. (AC, AL,V) R-
1:42. HBO Mar.23 CDEH
OSMOSIS JONES Bill Murray stars as a
construction worker whose ailing body
becomes a battleReld in this tale. (AC,AL)
PG-1:35. HBO Mar.18 CDEH
OUR FAMILY WEDDING Wedding plans
result in a major culture clash between two
families in this comedy. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:43.MAX Mar.6,14,19,24,29CDEH
OUT OF SIGHT George Clooney is a
charming crook who clicks with sexy
federal marshal Jennifer Lopez. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:03. MAX Mar.7,20,30 CDEH
PAUL Two sci-R geeks aid a pot-smoking
extraterrestrial fugitive in this spoof. Simon
Pegg and Nick Frost star. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:44. MAX Mar.10,16,22 CDEH
THE PEE-WEE HERMAN SHOW ON BROADWAY
Pee-wee’s back in this
adaptation of the stage show. (AC)
TVPG/D-1:29. HBO Mar.15,27 CSH
PEOPLE I KNOW Al Pacino stars in this
drama that follows 24 hours in the life of a
NYC publicist. Kim Basinger. (AC,AL) R-
1:39. MAX Mar.18,30 CDEH
PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF
A high-school teen
learns that he is the son of Poseidon in this
adaptation from the books. (MV) PG-1:59.
HBO Mar.1,4,6,9,17 C5EH
PERFECT CREATURE In a world in which
vampires and humans peacefully co-exist,
a crazed bloodsucker goes on a blooddraining
spree through human slums.
Dougray Scott, Saffron Burrows. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:28. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA The music
of the night is brought to life in director
Joel Schumacher’s stirring adaptation of
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Broadway smash.
Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum. (BN,V)
PG13-2:21. MAX Mar.19,23 CDEH
PICTURE PERFECT A man-hunting miss
turns the corporate ladder into a dizzying
seesaw in this romantic comedy. Jennifer
Aniston, Jay Mohr, Kevin Bacon. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:42. HBO Mar.30 C5EH
THE PINK PANTHER Peter Sellers is the
hilariously ditzy Inspector Clouseau in
Blake Edwards’ riotous 1964 romp. (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-1:55. MAX Mar.12 CEH
THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN
Inspector Clouseau’s former boss threatens
to destroy the world unless the klutzy
detective is eliminated in this 1976 comedy.
(AC) PG-1:43. MAX Mar.28 CEH
PLATO’S RUN Ex-Navy hero Gary Busey
calls on his mercenary pals to help rescue
his kidnapped daughter. Roy Scheider. (AL,
V) R-1:36. MAX Mar.9,29 CSEH
PLATOON Oliver Stone’s searing Vietnam
drama–and winner of four 1986 Oscars®
including Best Picture. Tom Berenger,
Willem Dafoe, Charlie Sheen. (AC,AL,GV)
R-2:00. MAX Mar.5,15,28 CSEH
POODLE SPRINGS HBO Original Movie
Legendary private eye Philip Marlowe is at
his hard-boiled best as he plunged into a
dangerous case involving a sinister land
scheme. James Caan. (AC,AL,BN,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:40. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
THE PRINCESS BRIDE A young man
journeys in search of his one true love in
this funny and enchanting comedy. Mandy
Patinkin, Peter Falk, Billy Crystal. (AL,MV)
PG-1:38. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
PULP FICTION Quentin Tarantino’s modern
classic that weaves together a series of
interrelated stories involving a quirky group
of criminal sorts. John Travolta, Samuel L.
Jackson star. (AC,AL,GV,N,RP) R-2:34.
MAX Mar.4,8,16,21,27 CDEH
PURE COUNTRY 2: THE GIFT A troubled
country music star comes to the realization
she must return to her roots to Rnd true
happiness in this sequel. Katrina Elam. (AC,
AL) PG-1:52.MAXMar.12,23CDEH
RAMONA AND BEEZUS The loveable Quimby
girls from Beverly Cleary’s books bring
their sisterhood to the big screen in this
Rlm. G-1:43. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
REAL SEX 4 The Miss Nude World contest,
a European TV show where people strip for
prizes, and much more! (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:53. HBO Mar.29 C
REAL SEX 18 This edition of the sexy
series includes a Seattle peep-show
business run by women and an erotic art
auction in Washington, D.C. (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:47. HBO Mar.8 CSE
A REAL SEX XTRA: PORNUCOPIA: GOING
DOWN IN THE VALLEY 03: ‘SAME SEX’
SEX Same-sex porn is examined in this
edition of the series. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:30. HBO Mar.10,15,27 CSE
REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL
The HBO sports magazine hosted by Bryant
Gumbel. 179 (AL) TVPG/L-:58. HBO Mar.
1,3,6CSEH; 180 (AL) TVPG/L-:58.
HBO Mar.20,24,27,29 CSEH
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER All-new
editions. 239 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO
Mar.2,4,5,7 CSH; 240 (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.9,11,12,14
CSH; 241 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.
HBO Mar.16,18,19,21 CSH; 242
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Mar.23,25,
26,28 CSH; 243 (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:57. HBO Mar.30 CSH
RED RIDING HOOD A bloodthirsty
werewolf terrorizes a rural village in this
terrifying take on the fairy tale. Amanda
Seyfried, Gary Oldman. (AC,V) PG13-1:40.
MAX Mar.3,8,14,20,25,30 CDEH
THE RELIC A ravenous, brain-eating beast
stalks the shadowy halls of a large
museum in this terrifying thriller. With
Penelope Ann Miller. (AL,GV) R-1:50.MAX
Mar.8,14,24 CDEH
THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS Chow Yun-
Fat explodes in this thriller about a hitman
who becomes hunted when he can’t bring
himself to kill a child. (AC,AL,V) R-1:28.
HBO Mar.11,23,26 C5EH
REPO MEN Futuristic repo man Jude Law
retrieves artiRcial organs from deadbeat
recipients the gory way...until he gets a new
heart he can’t pay for. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-
1:51. HBO Mar.2,10,29 C5EH
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART 2
Two young graverobbers puncture a drum
Rlled with “living dead” gas that resurrects
another legion of brain-munching zombies.
Thom Mathews, James Karen. (AL,GV) R-
1:29. MAX Mar.6 CSEH
REVENGE OF THE PINK PANTHER
Bumbling Inspector Clouseau is on the trail
of an international drug ring in this
hilarious 1978 ‘Panther’ Rlm. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:39. MAX Mar.5 CEH
RICOCHET Denzel Washington stars as an
assistant D.A. who must face off against an
ex-con he put away who is out of prison—
and out for revenge. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:42.
HBO Mar.5 CDEH
RING LIFE: Sergio Martinez Rising boxing
star Sergio Martinez opens up about his
personal life and his career in the ring. (AL)
TVPG/L-:10. HBO Mar.2,5,12,14,16 S
THE RITE Evil makes a believer out of a
skeptical young seminarian who is given a
crash course in the rite of exorcism by
Anthony Hopkins. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:54.
HBO Mar.5,14,24,29 C5EH
ROBIN HOOD ‘Gladiator’ director Ridley
Scott and star Russell Crowe reteam in this
thrilling, revisionist take on the “Robin
Hood” legend. (AC,MV) PG13-2:20. MAX
Mar.1,9,14,20,26,31 CDEH
SAVING FACE HBO Documentary Films
Oscar®-nominated Rlm about women
disRgured by acid attacks in Pakistan and
the plastic surgeon dedicated to
helping them. (AC) TVPG/D-:40. HBO
Mar.8,11,14,17,20,23 C5EH
SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED
Monsters from the Mystery, Inc. gang’s
past return to life to provide the groovy
sleuths with an all-new investigation. (MV)
PG-1:33. MAX Mar.23 CDEH
SCORCHER A military squad must
undertake a mission to save Earth from
destruction. Mark Dacascos. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:31. MAX Mar.17,28 CDEH
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD Dweeby
rocker Michael Cera must battle his dream
girl’s Seven Evil Exes in this comedy
favorite. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:52. HBO
Mar.2,7,12,20,29 C5EH
THE SCOUT A New York Yankees scout is
packed off to Mexico where he stumbles
on a Rreball-throwing phenomenon. Albert
Brooks and Brendan Fraser star. (AL)
PG13-1:42. HBO Mar.19 CSEH
SECRET LIVES A lawyer is forced to keep
secrets from his gorgeous detective girlfriend
in this erotic tale. (AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/
V,S,L-1:19. MAX Mar.30 CSH
SECRET WINDOW A slumping author’s
struggle to get beyond his personal
problems is worsened by a sinister
stranger’s claim of plagiarism in this thriller
based on a Stephen King novella. Johnny
Depp stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:36. MAX
Mar.1,5,10,16,21,27 CDEH
SEPARATE LIES An inquiry into a hit-andrun
accident exposes a clandestine love
affair in this suspense Rlm. (AC,AL) R-
1:25. HBO Mar.6,15 CDEH
SET IT OFF Four struggling young women
decide to start robbing banks in this
superbly dramatic thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-2:03. MAX Mar.6,14,25 CDEH
SEXY WIVES SINDROME A doctor at a
special clinic gets turned on by his patients’
sizzling fantasies. (AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:19. MAX Mar.12,25 CSH
SGT. BILKO Steve Martin stars as the riotous
title character in this hilarious update of
the classic television series. (AC,AL)
PG-1:34. MAX Mar.12,25 CDEH
SHATTERED After losing his memory in a
violent car crash, an architect struggles to
uncover the truth about his past. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:38. MAX Mar.21,31 CSEH
SHE’S THE ONE Two very different brothers
share one thing in common: their problems
with women. Edward Burns, Jennifer
Aniston and Cameron Diaz star. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:36. MAX Mar.17 CSEH
SHREK FOREVER AFTER Shrek’s longing
for the good old days backRres when he
makes a deal with the evil Rumpelstiltskin
in this fourth ‘Shrek’ Rlm. (AC,AL,MV) PG-
1:33. MAX Mar.5,13,30 CDEH
SIN CITY DIARIES Las Vegas high-rollers
turn to sexy concierge Angelica and her
staff to live out their fantasies in this erotic
series. 01: In Capable Hands (AC,AL,N,
SC) TVMA/S,L-:33.MAX Mar.16CSH;
02: Chorus Dreams (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Mar.23 CSH;
03: Con Man (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:35. MAX Mar.30 CSH
SOMETHING BORROWED A sweet New York
girl must choose between true love and a
lifelong friendship in this romance. Kate
Hudson, Ginnifer Goodwin. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:53. HBO Mar.3,7 C5EH
SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE Jack
Nicholson stars as a cradle-robbing old
dog who learns a surprising new trick–that
romance is possible with a woman over
30–in this spicy, rollicking romantic comedy
with Diane Keaton. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-
2:08. MAX Mar.6,19,28 CDEH
SOMEWHERE A burned-out Hollywood
actor has his eyes opened during an
unexpected trip with his 11-year-old
daughter. Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:38. MAX Mar.2 CDEH
SONNY Nicolas Cage directed this
compelling Rlm about a boy who returns
home from the military to his mother who
runs a seedy brothel in New Orleans. Mena
Suvari, James Franco, Brenda Blethyn. (AC,
AL,N,V) R-1:51. HBO Mar.1 CSEH
THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP HBO Original
Movie The unique friendship shared by
British prime minister Tony Blair and U.S.
president Bill Clinton in the 1990s. (AL)
TV14-1:32. HBO Mar.5,14 C5EH
SPIDER Ralph Fiennes stars as a recently
released mental patient who is tormented
by the memory of his horriRc past. Miranda
Richardson, Gabriel Byrne. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:38. HBO Mar.22 CDEH
SPLICE Geneticists create a human/animal
hybrid that quickly grows out of their
control. Adrien Brody stars. (AC,GL,N,RP,
V) R-1:44. HBO Mar.3 C5EH
STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT The Next
Generation crew are pitted against their
deadliest foe: the half-human, halfautomaton
Borg. Patrick Stewart stars. (V)
PG13-1:51. HBO Mar.5,22 CDEH
STAR TREK GENERATIONS Captains Kirk
and Picard team up to save the universe.
Patrick Stewart,William Shatner. (MV) PG-
1:58. HBO Mar.5,23 C5EH
STATE OF GRACE Sean Penn Rnds his
allegiances torn upon returning to his Hell’s
Kitchen roots in this gangland drama. Ed
Harris, Gary Oldman. (AC,AL,N, V) R-2:14.
HBO Mar.19,27 CSEH
STAY TUNED John Ritter and Pam Dawber
are couch potatoes who get zapped into TV
land. With Jeffrey Jones and Eugene Levy.
(AL) PG-1:28. MAX Mar.20 CDEH
STREET FIGHTER Jean-Claude Van Damme
kicks some serious tail on a quest to save
abducted relief workers. Raul Julia. (V)
PG13-1:41. MAX Mar.22 CDEH
SUCKER PUNCH A young woman creates a
fantastic alternate world to help her escape
the horror of the mental institute where she’s
trapped. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:50. HBO Mar.3,
5,8,13,18,21,24,28,29 C5EH
SUPERHEROES HBO Documentary Films
Meet Real Life Superheroes in this entertaining
documentary. (AC,AL,MV) TV14/
V,L,D-1:21. HBO Mar.9 CSEH
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS Ben AfSeck pays
a family to take him in for the holidays.
James GandolRni. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:31. MAX Mar.9,22,27 CDEH
SWITCH A dead man must return to Earth
as a female and Rnd a woman who likes
him. Ellen Barkin, Jimmy Smits. (AC, AL)
R-1:43. HBO Mar.12 CDEH
THE TEENIE WEENIE BIKINI SQUAD Sexy
secret agents go undercover (and under the
covers) in this erotic tale. (GV,N,SC) TVMA/
V,S-1:21. MAX Mar.2,6,15,24,28 CSH
TEMPTED Wealthy, powerful Burt Reynolds
concocts a devious plan for testing his new
wife’s Rdelity in this thriller. (AC,AL,BN,V)
R-1:35. HBO Mar.6 CDEH
TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES
Arnold Schwarzenegger is back to protect a
young man who may be mankind’s last hope
against the machines. (AC,AL,N,V) R-
1:49. HBO Mar.7,17,22,30 CDEH
THELMA & LOUISE Susan Sarandon and
Geena Davis are two best friends on the
run from the law in a 1966 T-Bird in this
award-winning hit. (AC,AL,BN,RP,V) R-
2:10. MAX Mar.3,23 CSEH
THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH AUNT DIANE
HBO Documentary Films
Inside the tragic 2009 wrong-way crash on
NY’s Taconic Parkway. (AL,MV) TVMA/L-
1:40. HBO Mar.14 CSH
THIRD DEGREE BURN HBO Original Movie
Hard-luck private eye Treat Williams is
accused of murder. (AC,AL,N,V) TVMA/V,
S,L-1:37. MAX Mar.26 CSH
3000 MILES TO GRACELAND Elvis
Impersonators stage a Las Vegas heist.
Kevin Costner, Kurt Russell, Courteney Cox,
Christian Slater. (AC,AL,V) R-2:05. MAX
Mar.2,10,15,20,25 CDEH
TORQUE A young biker is framed for the
murder of a gang leader’s brother. Martin
Henderson, Ice Cube. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:24. MAX Mar.5,18,29 CDEH
THE TRANSPORTER A criminal delivery
man is hunted by thugs. Jason Statham,
Shu Qi. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:32. HBO
Mar.1,4,5,11,14,17,26 CDEH
TRIANGLE: REMEMBERING THE FIRE
HBO Documentary Films The catastrophic
1911 industrial Rre in New York City. (AC)
TVPG/D-:39. HBO Mar.13,26 C5EH
2 DAYS: PORTRAIT OF A FIGHTER -
BRANDON RIOS Followlightweight champion
Brandon Rios in the 48 hours leading up to
his bout vs. John Murray. (AL) TVMA/L-
:13. HBO Mar.4,13,24 CSH
2 DAYS: PORTRAIT OF A FIGHTER - JAMES
KIRKLAND Follow promising young boxer
James Kirkland in the 48 hours leading up
to his bout vs. Nobuhiro Ishida. (AL) TVPG/
L-:13. HBO Mar.17,19,21,22 CSH
UNDERWORLD It’s the vampires vs. the
werewolves in this supernatural saga. Kate
Beckinsale, Scott Speedman star. (AC,
AL,V) R-2:01. HBO Mar.4 CDEH
UNITED 93 The horror and heroism of
September 11, 2001, is seen from the
perspective of one hijacked airplane. (AL,
V) R-1:51. HBO Mar.2,28 C5EH
UNIVERSAL SOLDIER The bodies of two
dead Vietnam veterans are re-engineered
into battle-ready warriors. Jean-Claude
Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren. (AC,BN,GL,
GV) R-1:43. HBO Mar.16 CSEH
UNKNOWN Liam Neeson awakens from a
coma with a serious identity problem in
this twist-Rlled thriller. (AC,V) PG13-1:53.
MAX Mar.4,9,15,20,26 CDEH
UNSTOPPABLE Denzel Washington leads
the race to stop a runaway train packed
with explosives. (AL,V) PG13-1:38. MAX
Mar.1,6,11,14,19,23,31 CDEH
VALENTINE’S DAY Cupid’s big day results
in passion, romance and heartbreak for an
intertwined group of Los Angelenos in this
romantic tale. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-2:05.
MAX Mar.5,13,18,23,28 CDEH
VOYEUR’S WEB A journalist is drawn into
a tale of steamy sex and murder when she
begins an article about an erotic webcam
voyeur’s club. (GL,MV,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
1:25. MAX Mar.5,17 CSH
WAKING LIFE Richard Linklater’s animated
Rlm that follows its protagonist through a
haunting series of dreams. (AC,AL) R-
1:41. HBO Mar.20 CDEH
WHAT A GIRL WANTS An American teen
makes waves in the U.K. when she arrives
to meet her well-to-do father...who doesn’t
know she exists! Amanda Bynes. (AC) PG-
1:45.HBOMar.4,13,16,22,27CDEH
WILD THINGS Murder, money, sex and
double-crosses abound in this thriller. Kevin
Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-1:48. MAX Mar.30 CDEH
WIN WIN Paul Giamatti is a hard-luck
wrestling coach who takes in a troubled,
but talented teen. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-1:46.
MAX Mar.6,10,16,21,25 CDEH
WISHCRAFT A high-school nerd is granted
three wishes, but as they come true, his
classmates begin dying. With Michael
Weston, Alexandra Holden. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:42. MAX Mar.8,18 CDEH
WITHOUT A TRACE A six-year-old boy
disappears, prompting a massive search in
this highly charged drama. Kate Nelligan.
(AC,AL) PG-2:01. MAX Mar.5 CEH
THE WIZARD A teen and his autistic
brother undertake a perilous journey from
Utah to the National Video Game
Championships in L.A. Fred Savage. (MV)
PG-1:40. MAX Mar.15 CSEH
WRONG TURN Inbred cannibal rednecks
stalk a group of teens whose car troubles
leave them stranded in a backwoods West
Virginia town. Eliza Dushku. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:24. HBO Mar.5,24 CDEH
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS The uncanny
mutants come together for the Rrst time to
face a power-mad ex-Nazi in this origins
story. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-2:12. MAX
Mar.3,4,7,13,18,22,26,30 CDEH
X2 An uneasy co-existence between humans
and mutants threatens to explode in this
sequel. Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian
McKellen, Halle Berry. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:14.
HBO Mar.2,10,14,19,25,28,31CDEH
YOGI BEAR He’s smarter than the average
bear...and creates more havoc too in this
comedy based on the classic 1960s
cartoon series. Voice: Dan Aykroyd. (MV)
PG-1:20. MAX Mar.10,27 CDEH
YOU GOT SERVED A disagreement threatens
to shatter the dreams of two best friends
who run a street-dancing troupe that’s
about to get its shot at the big time. With
Marques Houston. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:35.
HBO Mar.2,8,14,31 CDEH
YOUR HIGHNESS Medieval moron Danny
McBride undertakes a quest to help save
his brother’s betrothed in this screwball
sword-and-sorcery tale. (AC,AL,MV) R-
1:42. HBO Mar.2,7,12,15 C5EH
ZANE’S SEX CHRONICLES FEATURE 04:
CLIMAX Five sexy friends enjoy steamy
fantasy stories on the blog of erotic writer
Zane in this series. (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-1:32. MAX Mar.10,21 CSH
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In March: BRIDESMAIDS, X-Men: First Class, GREEN LANTERN, Hall Pass, Carrie
In April: Game of Thrones: New Season, VEEP, The Tree Of Life, GIRLS, Sanctum
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"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. The Dalai Lama, exiled leader of Tibet
The horror and heroism of September 11, 2001, is seen from the perspective of the hijacked airplane that did not reach its intended target, thanks to a selfless group of passengers. Described by Variety as “taut, visceral and predictably gut-wrenching,” United 93 chronicles the flight as the four hijackers take control and steer a course of terror. While air-traffic controllers and military personnel scramble in the wake of planes slamming into the Twin Towers, the passengers of Flight 93 realize they are part of another suicide mission—and that they are the only hope to stop it. Written and directed by Paul Greengrass. United 93 has been seen on various HBO channels: HBO, HBO SIGNATURE, HBO LATINO and HBO HighDef. All 3000 names (AL,V) R-1:51.
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Trek movies, Doom (military unit vs. bloodthirsty mutants on Mars, based on the videogame), The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men), John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth), Twister (Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, technology vs. class 5 tornado), Robot Jox (giant robots of the apocalypse), Teen Wolf Too, The Island (two clones decide to escape from their island prison), Little Shop of Horrors (Rick Moranis, Steve Martin), The Goonies (Anne Ramsey vs. gang of kids for pirate treasure hidden in underground cavern), Cobra (Stallone), Sphere, and various comedy movies
Many of the movie links on this page go to detailed movie reviews that originally appeared on Turner television networks or websites including TBS, TNT, and Turner Classic Movies. Turner and HBO are Time-Life companies. HBO is one of the few TV networks remaining that does not currently brand programming with semi-transparent logos of the main network and each respective theme channel, let alone damned annoying animated ads for other programming across the bottom of the screen during movies. More info on HBO can be found at Wikipedia
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The fanfare to the HBO in Space movie open, originally composed by Ferdinand J. Smith, has become a sort of musical logo for the network with numerous reorchestrations of this fanfare being used, varying from the traditional horns to piano.
If Planet Of The Apes was boring, stay up late enough and Cinemax will have something like Play-Mate Of The Apes.
