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Q:
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light
bulb?
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A:
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Five, One to handle the bulb, and the other four to
tell him how much better they could have done it.
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Q:
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A:
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None, they have machines to do that now
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Q:
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How many clarinetists does it take to change a light
bulb?
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A:
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Only one, but she'll go through a whole box of bulbs
before she finds the perfect one
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Q:
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light
bulb?
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A:
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Five, One to change the bulb and four to contemplate
how Kenny G. would have done it
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Q:
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How many Trombonists does it take to change a light
bulb?
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A:
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Just one, but he'll do it too loudly
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Q:
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How many flutists does it take to change a light bulb?
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A:
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Just one, but she'll sit and adjust it back and forth
until its just right
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Q:
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How many French horn players does it take to change
a light bulb?
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A:
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Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb
for alignments and leaks
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Q:
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How many tubas does it take to change a light bulb?
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A:
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Five, One to change it and four to complain how high
it is
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