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Top 15 Best Live Albums


Rory Gallagher – Irish Tour '74 (1974)
AC/DC – Live from the Atlantic Studios (????)
The Grateful Dead – Live Dead (1969)
MC5 – Kick Out the Jams (1969)
Van Morrison – It's Too Late to Stop Now (1974)
The Stooges – Metallic K.O. (1976)
Rollins Band – Live in Australia 1990 (1999)
The Allman Brothers Band – At Fillmore East (1971)
Ramones – It's Alive (1979)
Thin Lizzy – Live and Dangerous (1978)
The Who – Live at Leeds (1970)
The Rolling Stones – Get Yer Ya-Ya-s Out (1970)
James Brown – Live at the Apollo (1963)
Television – The Blow-Up (1982)
Little Feat – Waiting for Columbus (1978)

 

Top 10 British Punk Debuts


The Buzzcocks – Another Music in a Different Kitchen (1978)
The Clash – The Clash (1977)
The Undertones – The Undertones (1979)
Wire – Pink Flag (1977)
The Damned – Damned Damned Damned (1977)
X-Ray Spex– Germfree Adolescents (1978)
U.K. Subs – Another Kind of Blues (1979)
The Stranglers – Rattus Norvegicus (1977)
The Sex Pistols – Never Mind the Bollocks (1977)
Stiff Little Fingers – Inflammable Material (1979)

 

 


Top 10 American Punk Debuts


Ramones – Ramones (1976)
Black Flag – Damaged (1981)
The Dead Kennedys – Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables (1980)
Bad Brains – Bad Brains (1982)
Circle Jerks – Group Sex (1980)
X – Los Angeles (1980)
Fear – The Record (1982)
Richard Hell & The Voidods – The Blank Generation (1977)
The Misfits – Walk Among Us (1982)
The Dead Boys – Young, Loud & Snotty (1977)

Top 10 SST Bands


Hüsker Dü
Minutemen
Black Flag
The Meat Puppets
Bad Brains
Dinosaur Jr.
Screaming Trees
fIREHOSE
The Leaving Trains
The Volcano Suns

Top 5 Most Blatant Rip-Offs


The Knickerboxers: Lies (The Beatles!)

Mouse: A Public Execution (Bob Dylan!)

Sagittarius: My World Fell Down (The Beach Boys!)

Elastica: Connection (Wire!)

Fates Warning: Night on Bröcken (Iron Maiden!)

 

 

 

Top 10 Funniest Song Titles


Minutemen – "Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing" (Double Nickels on the Dime, 1984)

Jeff Beck – "Head for Backstage Pass" (Wired, 1976)

Mr. Bungle – "My Ass Is on Fire" (Mr. Bungle, 1991)

The Evil Superstars – "Satan Is in My Ass" (Love Is Okay, 1996)

They Might Be Giants – "Youth Culture Killed My Dog" (They Might Be Giants, 1986)

Naked City – "Perfume of a Critic's Burning Flesh" (Grand Guignol, 1991)

Ween – "Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?" (Chocolate Cheese, 1994)

Mojo Nixon – "Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child" (Root Hog or Die, 1989)

Kinky Friedman – "They Ain't making Jews Like Jesus Anymore" (Kinky Friedman, 1974)

The Smiths – "Shoplifters of the World Unite" (Shoplifters of the World Unite ep, 1986)


5 favorite John Coltrane albums


A Love Supreme (1964)

My Favorite Things (1960)

Giant Steps (1959)

Blue Train (1957)

John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman (1963)

 

Top 5 Contemporary
Retro-rock Bands


The Drive-By Truckers: southern rock meets Neil Young-influenced epic guitar rock.

Motorpsycho: one of Europe's most versatile bands, combining lush pop, heavy rock, 70's jazz-rock and prog.

The Hellacopters: high-energy 70's rock à la MC5, Sonic's Rendez-Vous

Rollins Band: blistering fusion of groovy 70's hard rock and straighforward punk

The Strokes: you know what I'm talkin' about, right?

 

Top 10 Huge Disappointments
by Major Artists


Eric Crapton - August

Eric Crapton - Pilgrim

Eric Crapton - Reptile

The Rolling Stones - Dirty Work

The Who - Who by Numbers

Live - The Distance to Here

Neil Young - Trans

Genesis - Calling All Stations

Smashing Pumpkins - Machina/The Machines of God

The Clash - Cut The Crap

 

Favorite Box Sets


Various Artists - Nuggets: Original Artyfacts From the First Psychedelic Era, 1965-1968 (1999)

Woody Guthrie - The Asch recordings, Vol. 1-4 (1999)

James Brown - Star Time (1991)

The Grateful Dead - The Golden Road (1965-1973) (2001, and I wanna have this for Christmas next time!)

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Creedence Clearwater Revival (2001)

The Wipers - Wipers Box Set (2001)

George Carlin - The Little David Years 1971-1977 (1999)

 

Top 10 Stand-Up Comedians


George Carlin
Robert Schimmel
Bill Hicks
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
Joe Rogan
Andrew Dice Clay
Neil Hamburger
Billy Connolly
Peter Gabriel
George W. Bush (honorable mention)

 

Top 5 Splatstick Movies


Braindead (Peter Jackson, 1992)

Evil Dead II (Sam Raimi, 1987)

Bad Taste (Peter Jackson, 1987)

Dawn of the Dead (George A. Romero, 1978)

Braindead (Peter Jackson, 1992, because it rules)

15 Favorite 70's Crime Flics


The Godfather II (Francis Ford Coppola, 1974)
Dirty Harry (Don Siegel, 1971)
The Taking of Pelham 123 (Joseph Sargent, 1974)
The Conversation (Francis Ford Coppola, 1974)
The French Connection (William Friedkin, 1971)
Taxi Driver (Martin Scorsese, 1976)
Dog Day Afternoon (Sidney Lumet, 1975)
Charley Varrick (Don Siegel, 1973)
The Warriors (Walter Hill, 1979)
The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola, 1972)
Marathon Man (John Schlesinger, 1976)
Serpico (Sidney Lumet, 1973)
Klute (Alan J. Pakula, 1971)
Mean Streets (Martin Scorsese, 1973)
Escape from Alcatraz (Don Siegel, 1979)

15 of my Favorite Comedies


Duck Soup (Leo McCarey, 1933)
A Night at the Opera (Sam Wood, 1935)
Braindead (Peter Jackson, 1992)
The Great Dictator (Charles Chaplin, 1940)
Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, 1974)
Dr. Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Bomb (Stanley Kubrick, 1964)
This Is Spinal Tap (Rob Reiner, 1984)
The General (Buster Keaton, 1927)
The Apartment (Billy Wilder, 1960)
M*A*S*H (Robert Altman, 1972)
Fargo (Coen Bros., 1996)
Monty Python & the Holy Grail (Terry Gilliam, 1974)
Airplane (Jim Abrahams, 1980)
Some Like It Hot (Billy Wilder, 1959)
Meet the Feebles (Peter Jackson, 1989)
VH1-Special: Phil Collins in the 80's (2002)

Great lyricists


Bob Dylan
Randy Newman
Richard Thompson (Fairport Convention, solo)
Jello Biafra (the Dead kennedys)
Rob & John Wright (Nomeansno)
Nick Cave
John Prine
Donald Fagen and Walter Becker
Townes van Zandt
Lou Reed

 

Look Mom, the hands!


Jerry Garcia
Django Reinhardt
Hound Dog Taylor

Unfulfilled potential


d. Boon (the Minutemen)
Nick Drake
Otis Redding
Brian Jones (the Rolling Stones)
Budy Holly

 

Musicians love kids!


Bill Wyman
Jerry Lee Lewis
Waddy Wachtel
Michael Jackson
Gary Glitter

Drummers look weird


Charlie Watts (the Rolling Stones)
Ringo Starr (the Beatles)
Nicko McBrain (Pat Travers, Iron Maiden)
Lars Ulrich (Metallica)
Topper Headon (the Clash)

 

Novels


Paul Auster - The New York Trilogy
James Ellroy - The Big Nowhere
James Ellroy - The Cold 6000
Philip Roth - Portnoy's Complaint
Josef Skvorecky - The Engineer of Human Souls
Ralph Ellison - Invisible Man
Henry Miller - Tropic of Cancer
Raymond Carver - Where I'm Calling From
Michael Bulgakov - The Master and the Marguerita
Joseph Heller - Catch 22

 

 


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