Q - Is Dearden a moron?
A - Yes!!!!

Q - Is Josh a moron?
A - Yes... but not as much as Dearden.

Q - Is Madden a moron?
A - Once again the answer is yes however Madden whilst not even close to Dearden is fighting with Josh for second place in the moron wars.

Q - What's with all this talk about waste, wastes and wastism?
A - Due to our not having lives we have developed our own form of language... we insult each other on a regular basis and we all accept the fact that when compared to others our age we have no life whatsoever. It was from this realisation that the term "waste" was born... we all refer to each other as Waste and we often compete with each other with each person trying to prove that they are the bigger waste!!

Q - Who is the best example of a waste in the band?
A - Madden!!

Q - How did the name Enuff Squirrel come about?
A - The band are very intellectual people and often read books. Madden was reading a book called "PURY FALLY BLAN" and learned that an ancient Japanese tradition was to eat squirrels before falling asleep. Madden felt that the band could all relate to this on a very deep level as the band also eat squirrels before falling asleep. Madden saw this as a link between the band and ancient Japan and felt that he was being called upon by the ancient Japanese gods to help create a "pathway" of the mind from England to Japan. The band felt the same way and really felt a strong connection to ancient Japan, so much in fact that they would often cry themselves to sleep at night because they were overwhelmed by spirtual connection. Dearden and Josh then finished reading a book on the myth of god-like squirrels called "FASTEEM FASTEEM BRUST", which is written in Japanese. They both discovered that one of the Japanese symbols (pronounced LEEMAS TEEN) that was located at the back of the book, could be rearranged to look like a collection of matchsticks found by an ancient, mythical squirrel (as they learned whilst reading the book). This symbol in reality was Japanese for "Curry" and each member of the band likes to eat curry... Josh and Dearden cried with joy at the bond they now had with ancient Japanese squirrels and needed someway to express themselves. Josh decided it would be a good idea if he made his own universal Japanese symbol with the help of some ancient druids. These ancient druids however were long dead so Josh and Dearden went to an ancient graveyard and used a ouigi board to contact the druids. The druids thought long and hard about the structure of this universal symbol. Later with the help of more druids from opposite poles and different countries the druids sent down a lightening bolt which carved the new symbol into an ancient rock. Josh and Dearden then took the rock to a ancient translator and discovered that when translated into English the universal symbol is pronounced "Enuff". The band then decided (after weeping with spiritual connectivity and deepness) that they should merge this name with the other name (Squirrel) and use that as the name for their universal, metaphorical pathway of a band. So when you think of the name Enuff Squirrel... just try and look deeper into it because it has many different meanings and is also a pathway into ancient Japan and a universal connection into the islands of the Pacific seas. We are currently thinking of ways to take our band name to that next level!!

Q - Does a monk live in the church (where we practice)?
A - Indeed a monk does live in the church and his name is Charles. One day whilst in his ministry in Mongolia, Charles had a dispute with monk management and caused a riot due to his breaking of several ancient stone tablatures over his own head, legs, feet and lower lumbar area. Charles then hopped on a plane and landed at Tyldesley airport where he got a taxi to the local chapel and set up camp. Every now and then we see Charles fighting other monks on the balcony, Charles is bald and can take a lot of pain. His hobbies are fighting, being bald, not talking, and living in the bell tower. He also enjoys breaking objects over his own and other monks skulls.

Q - Is there a dungeon in the church?
A - Good Question!! There is indeed a dungeon in the church. Many years ago when God was handing out the 10 commandments his said to Moses, "Moses lad just use ya chizil and put anuffur fingy on stone fing. After "Thou shalt be kind to thy neighbour" stick in "Thou shalt build dungeons in my churches"."... Due to this very little known fact there is a nice big dungeon in the bottom of the church. Any misbehaving member of Sunday school gets thrown in there and chained to the walls to reap what they sowed. There is also a huge executioner guarding the dungeon, his name is Brian Imathickget.

Q - Do French people live in igloos?
A - Another good question here. Of course French people live in igloos. In fact most French people happily sacrificed their villas for rounded houses of ice in which many things can be accomplished, including: freezing to death and having the house melt within 30 mins therefore losing huge amounts of finance. Along with each igloo a free polar bear is also given out as a sign of respect from the igloo building community. However the polar bears are currently tackling a huge climate problem. When in France the polar bears also seem to face newer, more challenging obsticles such as death, being hunted, and not being able to move because they are caged. The sudden rise in popularity of igloo's and free polar bears has also spawned a huge demand for Duffle Coats!