Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean medical jokes that I've come across. To the best of my knowledge these are just jokes and not based on actual facts; so please do not be offended if you have fallen victim to any similar circumstances. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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Home Two Doctors      Two doctors opened an office together in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed "Hysterias and Posteriors. "The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.      By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in:      "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."      "Minds and Behinds."      "Lost Souls and Butt-holes."      "Analysis and Anal Cysts."      "Nuts and Butts."      "Freaks and Cheeks."      "Loons and Moons."      None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."   Home