S & J's Pimpin' Planet: Where Sex is Out of This World!!

Welcome to S & J's Pimpin Planet...where you can sample our services, or you too can jump on the hoe train!

If you are ready, willing, and able to get crazy, get funky...get in a large vat of Jello with a strange Italian named Joey...then come on in to S & J's Pimpin' Planet! For SEX that's out of this WORLD!!

Click on the picture of the Hoe below that best suits your *ahem..* tastes. That will lead you to the stat sheet, where you can decide if they are the S & J Hoe that will rock your world.


Ghetto Superstar


Southern Gentleman


Italian Stallion


The Conductor


The Geezer


If you want to "advertise" the planet, let me know and I will send you the link! ~Jen


If YOU would like to contact either S or J about one of these fine hoes...just call this toll free number. Lol. (**Seriously, it's a toll free voicemail thing we did cuz we thought it would be funny**)

1-877-260-7548

(you can also get one of your own toll free numbers/voicemail system at www.ureach.com)


Thrust It Baby!