X-FILES

Just click on a name, and get a plethora of dialogue treats sure to please even the most discriminating X-palate. And even though we're not getting new episodes, I'm sure there's plenty more fun to come--so if you find I've missed your favorite X line, by all means, send it along!

"Anybody miss me?"
-FOX MULDER, Dead Alive

FIGHT THE FUTURE
SCULLY: Don't think! Just pick up that phone and make it happen!
 

I WANT TO BELIEVE
MULDER: Skinner? Cold....
 

ALEX
KRYCEK: Hey, you go underground, you gotta learn to live with the rats.
MULDER: I'm sure you had no trouble adapting.
Tunguska
 

DANA
Scully prepares to lift the towel. Mulder moves in for a closer look at the infant. The tight quarters causes Mulder's pelvis to push inadvertently against Scully's back. Scully pauses, cocks her head apprehensively as if "what was that?" Mulder shrugs.
MULDER: Sorry. That was my pen light.
SCULLY: Oh. I thought a long-standing curiosity had just been satisfied.
From the original script for HOME
 

DOGGETT
DOGGETT: "I don't know about Agent Reyes, but Agent Doggett is ging to sit his tired ass down!"
 

FOX
"Excuse me. I'll just stand back here looking pretty and pouting."
MULDER, Surfacing: Chapter 8: The Truth Is Out There... And It Hurts
 

LONE GUNMEN
 YVES ADELE HARLOW: "Conspiracy theories and masturbation-I suspected there was a connection."
 

WALTER
SCULLY:"I'm in love with Assistant Producer Walter Skinner."
MULDER:"Me, too."
Hollywood A.D.
 

REAL LIFE
DAVID DUCHOVNY: "Who's your favorite creature?"
MITCH PILEGGI: "My favorite creature?"
DAVID DUCHOVNY: "Yeah, on the show..."
MITCH PILEGGI: "Well I guess that'd be you."
 

GOOD GUYS
MULDER: I wanted to thank you for everything you did.
SKINNER: You mean getting a shot in the gut?

BAD GUYS
MULDER"Do you think he does it because he gets off on it?"
SCULLY:"No, I think he does it because you do."
-The Erlenmeyer Flask
(This one's interactive folks-read the words, hear the words!)

THE REST OF THE GUYS
That's what I like about this relationship.  This balance of terror thing."-SKINNER
"No sex while either of us is holding a gun. That way we preserve that consensual, democratic atmosphere so essential to the modern relationship."-MULDER
NOTE: both of these quotes came from the story Other Choices by AnneZo, who is a dialogue goddess. The rest of the story, as well as others, can be found at http://trickster.org/radiofree/annezo