Interview with Vlady and Kalyanii, August 15, 2001

You say, "Ok, are you guys ready?"

Vlady: Hi! I'm Vlady, and I'm a Kalyholic!

Kalyanii: Hi! I'm not you.

You say, "Hello! I'm Alanna Murrey, and I'm going to interview Kalyanii, yes some DJ for the beat AND of course Vlady who is you know, gay."

You say, "Now."

You say, "First question for Vlady."

Vlady: D.

You say, "Vlady, are YOU gay?"

Vlady: Gay as in happy or gay as in yucky?

You say, "Both."

Vlady: I am happy, but not yucky.

You say, "Good."

You say, "Kalyanii, tell us something about yourself. Like what are your hobbies or who you hate or who you admire."

Vlady: Her hobby is being afk.

Vlady: Next!

You say, "Vlady, give her some time!"

You say, "Ok fine, Vlady."

Kalyanii: I have no hobbies - thus I am stuck on this game every Friday, DJing. And I admire people who don't call me Meanyhead.

Kalyanii: Hah.

You say, "Ok, Kalyanii. :-)"

Vlady: Meanyhead. =p

Kalyanii does not admire.

Vlady: Aw.

You say, "Vlady, of course! Everyone wants to know WHY you did want you did on April's Fools Day....were you just trying to get on furre's nerves. On mustie.com Merle had the logfile that you had ALL day."

You say, "And we all know that you were up with whispers."

Alanna Murrey winks, "But we all know that no one had ever heard of Vlady before that happened."

Vlady: Is there a question in there somewhere? =p

Kalyanii: Ahh!

You say, "Vlady, why did you do such a terrible thing?"

Vlady: Because I'm a bad, bad, boy.

You say, "Ok?"

Vlady: K.

You say, "Kalyanii, there was a rumor going on that you had quit being a DJ for the beat. Is it true and if it is pleasing state why."

Kalyanii: I did quit for a while. The reason was because of conflict between Kurupted Rage and I.

You say, "Tell us more about this "conflict" you say."

Kalyanii: Oh, you know. Conflict.

You say, "Ok."

You say, "So Kurupted Rage was being a meanyhead?"

Kalyanii: Basically.

Kalyanii: And I do not admire people like that.

You say, "Thats wonderful."

You say, "Vlady, are you still a virgin?"

Vlady: Does your audience really want to know?

You say, "I don't know."

Vlady: Yes, I am. =p

You say, "Ok. :-) That’s great"

You say, "Kalyanii, are you secretly in love with Vlady and you guys have ran off to France with John Woo."

Kalyanii: No.

Vlady: John who?

You say, "John Woo, the ugly horse."

You say, "Vlady, do you like Furcadia?"

Vlady: You mean, do I like it, or do I -like- it?

Vlady winks.

You say, "Um, do you enjoy playing Furcadia or do you think it’s a piece of crap?"

Vlady: All of the above.

You say, "Ok. :P"

You say, "Kalyanii, what kind of changes do you think Furcadia should have?"

Kalyanii: I think they should significantly reduce the number of feline avatars allowed. By 100%.

You say, "Why is that?"

Vlady: Woo. ;)

Kalyanii: Simply put, felines are annoying. :) Sorry Alanna!

Alanna Murrey grins.

You say, "Did you guys know that Talzhemir is making a new species! Its a evil bunny that is ugly just like Vlady!"

Kalyanii: I think the bunny kinda looks like a weasel with long ears.

You say, "I agree!"

You say, "Vlady, are you a lady?"

Kalyanii: I also think that Vlady's new hobby is being afk.

Alanna Murrey nods.

Vlady: That depends on your definition of 'lady'

You say, "Well if you take off the V in your name and then it spells lady, what do you think lady means in YOUR name?"

You say, "That you love the ladies?"

Kalyanii: V could stand for voluptuous.

You say, "Since Vlady never answers me, we will ask Kalyanii one more question then we'll end it."

You say, "Kalyanii, are you single?"

Kalyanii: Yes.

You say, "Ok, guys out there, go straight to Kalyanii for all you're loving. *wink*”

Kalyanii: Wait, I'm taken!

Alanna Murrey grins.

You say, "By whom?"

Kalyanii: Um... the ... guy over there by that other one.

Vlady takes Kaly.

Alanna Murrey laughs.

You say, "Vlady is now dating Kalyanii."

Vlady: I said takes, not dates.

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