Toggish Stuff
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Dis is da place where I tell ya 'bout all da Gor'Tog's art an' tools, an' where ya kin get all da fun Gor'Tog stuff.
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Toggish Edibles:
¤ Gor'Tog Bloodgrog:
Dis great stuff can be found at Taelberts in da Crossin's, jus' south o' da Cleric's Guild. Costs only 50 kronar! Or if yer out at da Tiger Clan Togball
field, ya kin get it at da lean-to fer 27 Kronar.
Mmmmmm. The flavor AND consistency of congealed blood!
¤ Dark Togger Ale:
Good stuff an' it's free, jus' find it in da lounge o' a River'aven Estate 'older's Mansion.
Mmmm, good!
¤ Mug of Toggish ale:
Buy from good ol' Rushleel in da Barbarin Guild bar fer jus 275 kronar.
Refreshing! It does an adventurer good.
¤ Tog Whiskey:
Good strong stuff, ya kin find it in Langenfirth's Telgar Inn, fer only 80 Lirums.
Yow!! That's potent! It makes your face feel flushed and your eyes water!
¤ Flagon of 'Tog Fist Grog:
Dis is Aurdun's private stock, an WOW is it good stuff.
You take a sip of the grog. Whoa. Is the room spinning or is it just you?
You take a sip of the grog. Strong stuff! The room seems to swim for a moment.
You lick the grog and discover that it leaves your tongue feeling strangely numb.
Toggish Items:
¤ jar of scalp wax:
Dis was sold at a wagon dat wandered through da Crossins not too long ago.
APPLY WAX TO <self>: You glob some scalp wax onto your hand and rub it onto your scalp, buffing it to a wonderful shine. Now that's a
good looking scalp.
<Person> globs some of his scalp wax onto his hand and rubs it onto his scalp, buffing it to a sleek shine.
APPLY WAX TO <Person>: You glob some scalp wax onto your hand and rub it into <person>'s scalp, bringing out its color with a rich
shine. Magnificent!
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¤ dirty white smock embroided with the faint image of a smiling Gor'Tog:
I ain't got da faintest idea where I got dis.
¤ simple white badge stitched with, "It ain't easy bein' green!":
Dis badge was sold at da second Merelew festival. Since it was a gift ta me, I'm not sure where exactly.
¤ rough stone statuette resembling a hunched Gor'Tog
Dis was a present from someone 'o attended da second Merlew festival, but where it came from, I dunno.
¤ lizardskin weapons belt with etched silver plates depicting ritual battle
Dis beauty was sold at da True Path tent at da festival celebratin' reclaimin' Shard from da Outcasts.
Etched into square silver plates are scenes of the story of the Gor'tog Warlord Zoratha, whose name is stamped across the top of the first
plate. Her day-long ritual combat with her husband encompasses eight scenes, and the ninth scene shows her leading her husband and
their tribe to war.
WEAR: You pull your weapons belt around your waist and buckle it securely for battle. You pause briefly to contemplate the scenes on its
etched silver plates.
REMOVE: You unbuckle your weapons belt and pull it from around your waist. Your hand pauses briefly to press against one of the etched
silver plates.
RAISE: You raise your weapons belt above your head, displaying the etched silver plates to all nearby.
¤ grinning Gor'Tog pirate marionette
Was sold somewhere at da second Merlew festival.
¤ heavy juggling togballs
Dese twenty stone jugglies were given ta me by a good friend, 'o 'ad no idea where dey came from.
¤ green mechanical bank painted to look like a TogBall field
Someone said somethin' 'bout dis bein from da Ice festival, so its pretty old, an dey wanted a lotta money fer it.
¤ faded green leather armband edged in red
Dis was given ta me by another Tog, o' tinks 'e remembers gettin' it at a mentor Gor'Tog day many years ago.
The armband appears to have survived rough wear, as it has been crudely patched many times. In the center is embroidered the crest of
the Axe Clan Ambushers.
Togball Gear:
Durin' da Shard festival celebratin' da end o' da Outcast War, dere was a pretty nice tent dat got set up, sellin all kinds o' Togball stuff.
¤ ventilated togball case
This heavy leather bag is perforated with strategically placed air holes, ensuring that the individual "honored" to be the togball in the
upcoming match will not suffocate prior to the festivities.
¤ hairy-sided practice togball
This hefty leather "ball" is a plump ovoid. Thick bristles of horse hair on the narrower ends simulate conditions present when using certain
togballs.
¤ deluxe tailed practice togball
The hard leather of this strange blob-shaped object is heavily reinforced in a somewhat futile attempt to keep it in one piece when several
excited Gor'Togs attempt to pull it in various directions simultaneously. The elongated "tail" in particular is attached with a triple
row of stout thongs.
¤ standard practice togball
This is nothing more than a lumpy mass stitched together with stout leather thongs. It appears to be designed to take a heavy beating.
¤ dark grey and silver Knife Clan jersey
The dark background contrasts with a silvery wicked-looking dagger that points straight down on the chest. A single drop of crimson hangs
from the weapon's tip.
¤ black and orange striped Tiger Clan jersey
The stripes of color are wavy and irregular, reminiscent of the beast for which the clan was named.
¤ brown and green mottled Boar Clan jersey
The colors are laid out in a camouflage pattern popular among hunters. A double tusk emblem adorns each sleeve.
¤ wide-treaded togball boots
This heavy leather footwear has deep grooves tooled into the soles for maximum traction in muddy conditions.
Tarupamki:
Da tarupamki are wonderful creatures dat ya call if ya got a special cowbell. Five o' dem, I tink, were sold at an auction at da second risin' o' da Merlew lands.
LOOK:The tarupamki is a hulking beast with a thick head and wide, curled horns. It has a broad back, ideal for carrying heavy loads and thick, powerful
legs. It is approximately eighteen hands in height and has a coat of matted, salt and pepper colored hairs. The tarupamki is stubborn,
foul-tempered, and smells like ....
...fermented goat cheese on a warm sunny day.
...a pile of damp bathhouse towels, two weeks after half-price-admission day.
...exhalations from a wild boar's feast.
...a Dwarven miner's underpants after an eight anlaen shift.
...a bottle of eight-month-old, chunky, rancid milk.
...a S'Kra Mur after Tog'ball practice.
...a pile of unwashed socks.
...something that stinks really, REALLY bad. No...I mean REALLY bad.
...fetid air from an advanced leper's colony.
...sky giant feet dipped in barghest droppings.
...pickled grendel toes smothered in boiled cabbage.
...a year-old pork sandwich buried under the pile of manure at the Crossing stables.
...a pile of mammoth poo...sprinkled with yak dung...and topped with moose droppings.
...a drunken Kaldar's breath after a five day bender.
...smelly-cat's breath in the summertime.
...an arbelog's armpit in autumn.
...seven...no, EIGHT Gnomish sewer workers. Yes. Definitely eight.
...two-week-old turnip and garlic stew crawling with stinkmaggots.
...and smells like the latrine in the Viper's Nest after Happy Hour on Lormandu.
...rancid meat covered in three-week-old blue cheese dressing.
SMELL: You take a big whiff of the tarupamki. Wow, that's rank!
<Person> leans close to the tarupamki, taking a big whiff. Now that's bravery!
BOP: ?
<Person> bops the tarupamki squarely on the head. The foul-tempered beast returns the favor, firmly butting him in the
abdomen with its head.
TOUCH: ?
<Person> touches the base of the tarupamki's curled horn. The beast shakes its head, trying to shoo his hand away.
TICKLE: ?
<Person> tickles under the tarupamki's chin. The beast chomps at his hand, barely missing his fingers.
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<Person> runs his fingers through the coarse, matted hair of the tarupamki, briefly getting his fingers caught. The tarupamki
grunts indignantly as he yanks his fingers free.
HUG: ?
<Person> hugs the tarupamki. Hopefully the stench doesn't rub off on him.
Atmosphere:
A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki mashes its nose against <owner>'s cheek. Must be love!
A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki flinches and then lashes its tail, whip-crack quick, at an unsuspecting (and now obliterated) fly.
A dappled Forfedharian tarupamki glances at you and snorts loudly while chewing its cud.
Dismantle <Box> Crush
Wooden Boxes: Rolling your shoulders to loosen them, you grasp the <box> between your hands and begin to exert force, pressing inward
on the sides. You can feel the material of the <box> resisting, but it is no match for you. With a loud "CRACK", the <box> shatters
into large splinters which you discard.
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Metal Boxes: Rolling your shoulders to loosen them, you grasp the <box> between your hands and begin to exert force, pressing inward
on the sides. You can feel the material of the <box> resisting, but it is no match for you. With a loud "CRACK", the metal of
the <box> compresses into a mangled mass of twisted metal which you toss aside.
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Gobble
Your mind drifts to thoughts of food and you begin to drool, thinking of all of the wonderful things to gobble.
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Gobble <food>
You messily gobble down all of the <food>.
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Gobble <not food>
Not even your stomach is strong enough for that.
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Gobble <person>
You gaze hungrily at <person>, and for a brief moment, he seems to take on the image of a roasted haunch of savory, dripping meat.
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Gobble <self>
You sloppily lick your chops.
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Pose Strong
You flex your powerful biceps. What a 'Tog!
<Gor'Tog> flexes her bulging biceps. Looks like he could lift a horse!
Pose Head
You buff your scalp, trying to bring out the shine.
<Gor'Tog> buffs his scalp, making it shine.
Pose Big
You draw yourself up to your full height and try your best to look scary.
<Gor'Tog> looms menacingly!
Pose Cute
Awww. Mama's little toggler
<Gor'Tog> hunkers down and looks sort of cute, in a gigantic hairless way.
Pose Gentle
You concentrate on not squashing little folks, like Gnomes ... and Elves ... and ponies ...
<Gor'Tog> gets a careful, slightly worried look on his face.
Pose Silly
You stick out your tongue and cross your eyes.
<Gor'Tog> makes a very peculiar face. Did he eat a bad clam?
Pose Snake
You do your best to imitate a S'Kra Mur!
<Gor'Tog> scrunches up his face, wiggles his behind, and makes a feeble hissing sound.
Pose Important
You stand up straight and concentrate on looking dignified.
<Gor'Tog> straightens his shoulders, tilts his chin upward, and gets a serious expression on his face.
Pose Sorry
You try your best to look apologetic and sincere.
<Gor'Tog> hangs his head and looks like he might cry. He didn't accidentally squash a close friend, did he?
Stare <person>
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<Gor'Tog> fixes <person> with a heavy, ponderous stare.
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