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While dere are plenty o' people 'o write about us, few o' dem are Gor'Togs. Many would 'ave ya believe it's cause we're stupid, but da truth is, we're too busy. 'Ere's a list o' dose books dat say somethin' about us
Aunt Olga's Tog Story:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: A story no Gor'Tog should miss. An attempt ta set da story straight about our race an' show da pride dat every Gor'Tog should 'ave!
Account of the Elven Human War:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Says dat durin' da war, us Gor'Togs fought wit da 'umans, an dat' "[Gor'Togs] turned out to be the best fighters by far". Also says, dat when our side started winnin', da snake folk couldna bear ta lose ta us, so they used assassins ta kill our side's leader.
The Basics:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Dis book says we were enslaved fer our great strength, an' cause we're stupid. Typical. In addition, dere are a lot o' outright wrong tings in 'ere, nay jus' wrong opinions, but wrong facts. Donna trust dis book too much.
Book of the Void:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Its got a story 'bout a tief named Grundgy, 'o really was stupid, an' ended up killin' someone on accident cause o' 'is Gor'Tog might. Its Gor'Togs like dis dat give us all a bad name.
Diary of Ninrak Suwl:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Besides callin' us stupid several times, 'e does mention somethin' interestin', dat we've got a legend 'bout a place called Fostra's Stronghold, da ultimate place o' protection.
Elanthean Calendar:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Got some interestin' stuff on Uthmor an' 'is axe, Skullcleaver.
Empire of the Seven-Pointed Star:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Says dat we were onna da origional seven races created, an' also dat da last Emperor was a Gor'Tog child, 'o was deposed by 'is regent.
Gor'Tog Dictionary, Common to Gor'Tog:
Gor'Tog Dictionary, Gor'Tog to Common:
Gor'Tog Grammar:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Dese books are all 'bout us. Great books fer dose dat 'ave gotten rusty on Toggish from spendin' too much time 'round short folk.
The Government of Ratha Through History:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Tells 'bout 'ow da island s'kra imported us from da mainland ta work buildin' ships an' workin' on docks. Also says, dat we supposedly supported dem even after we broke from da mainland snakes. I dunno, I tink we jus 'ad a 'arder time gettin away, bein' on an island an' all. Also, tells us somethin' ta remember, its deir 'ouse Tierskel dat first brought us as slaves, an' dey still control da docks cause o' it. Ta balance it, it also says dat 'ouse Moglin was da first ta free us, an' worked ta free other slaves, a lesson dat says nay everyone o' a given race is bad.
History of Muspar'i:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Dis book is da worst outta 'em all, but what do ya 'spect from dose luka bil, da false snakes dat call demselves s'kra mur. Dey say when dey found us, we was trolls an' dey made us inta onna da seven races. Dats nothin' but lies! Shore we prolly dinna know much 'bout writin' an' such, but dey took us, an' dey made us slaves, used us ta make deir lives better, an' den threw us out ta fend fer ourselves when dey dinna 'ave enuff food. But we got our revenge, durin' da big war, an' we drove dem back ta da 'oles dey came from.
History of Togball:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Now dis is a quality book, all about da greatest sport ever thought up, TOGBALL! Got da rules an' 'istory o' da sport, an' some interestin' comments 'bout da people dat made an' play it, us. Too bad da 'istory part is confusin'. Dey wrote dat we was enslaved after da Pointy Star Empire an' every other book says before. Still a good read.
Human Histories:
Lanival's Tale:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference:Same book, two titles. Dis book 'as an' accountin' o' onna da greatest o' our race ever, Uthmor, companion ta Lanival. Ta read it an' be like 'im should be a goal o' every one o' us.
Kalag's Memoirs, Part 1:
Kalag's Memoirs, Part 2:
Where Ya Find It: I got mine from a rather odd man in a dark alley, but I been told ya kin find it somewhere in da Crossin Tief's guild. Or ya coulda before it was destroyed.
Reference: Well dis ain't a book 'bout Gor'Togs, but it is a book 'bout *A* Gor'Tog, Kalag da Black. 'E's da Crossin' Tief Guild leader, or so 'e claims in 'is book. Might jus' but a bit loony. Go 'ead an' read it.
Origin of the Realms:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Says in dis book, we were descended from brutes dat walk on dere knuckles in da savannahs. Dunno, sounds like jus' another excuse ta call us stupid an' use us as slaves.
Silver Key of Artifacts:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Only got a small section on onna our interestin' legends 'bout da Drum o' Kaldukar.
Tale of Two Clans, Tiger and Knife Clan:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: Interestin' book 'bout a Gor'Tog raidin' party an' 'Avor 'imself. Also 'bout why an' 'ow da Tiger Clan was started.
Ways of the S'kra Mur:
Where Ya Find It: ?
Reference: In dis book, da luka bil truely admit ta what dey did ta us, enslavin' us cause we were useful, den throwin' us out ta die when we werena.
Words Every Trader Should Know:
Where Ya Find It: Crossing Library
Reference: Dis is a kinda funny book, cause it's so wrong 'bout Toggish. It tries ta give a lil bit o' words from a da races, but if its as bad wit' da rest as it is wit' Toggish, I wouldna even bother. Still kinda funny 'ow wrong some people kin be.
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