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Welcome to the Democratic Parody page... yeah... you can't come here unless you voted for the Democratic Parody... I'm kidding... I didn't vote for the Democratic Parody... I didn't vote for any presidential candidate... I'm not a louse... I'm a Canadian. Well... enough of that. Enjoy this brand new page of parodies, long overdue. If you sing along, I won't tell... and I don't think you can resist singing along. I mean, these words are so much fun... but, don't tell the Democrats or the Republicans... if they know how much fun this parody page is... they'll make it illegal.

Sing this to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme song. It's the Emergency spin-off that never was, but boy, would that have made a good show! Eat your heart out Florence Henderson... Dixie's kids would have minded their p's and q's...




The Brackett Bunch

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was working as a nurse in the ER
Dixie had a heart of gold for Dr. Brackett
Their romance didn't get far

Here's the story of a man named Brackett
With a voice that could charm kittens out of trees
In the ER you could say he was a genius
Fixing broken legs and curing every sneeze

Well, the one thing that this lady and this fellow
Should have done and this is much more than a hunch
They should have married and become a lovely family
With a spin-off show we call the Brackett Bunch

The Brackett bunch
The Brackett bunch
It never happened, but could have been
The Brackett Bunch...

by The Mayz

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Sing this to the Dire Straits tune, "Walk of Life"... this is what all paramedics and firefighters (and medical professionals) give us... the gift of life.





The Gift of Life

Here comes Johnny
With a parademic drug box
Bee bop a lula baby, what I say
Here comes Johnny
Giving A.R. to a woman
Saving her life in his chivalrous way

He's got the action
He's got the motion
Oh yeah, the boy can play
Dedication, devotion
Bandaging the wounded, saving the day
Save a baby from a fire on the third floor
Pull a lady from a car that hit a pole
Yeah, you give the gift
You give the gift of life
You give the gift of life

Here comes Johnny
When the bell rings, he goes
Jumps into his fire boots
Here comes Johnny
Yeah the best thing we know
Is watching him cuz he's tall and cute

He's got the action
He's got the motion
Oh yeah, the boy can climb
Down a rope and on a ladder
Braving the elements in record time
But, he'll rescue a man who's been choking
He can give you an IV when you're in strife
Yeah he gives the gift
Gives the gift of life
He gives the gift of life

Here comes Johnny
In the squad car, racing
Bee bop a lula baby, what I say
Here comes Johnny
Whatever he's facing
He can do it for a fireman's pay

He's got the action
He's got the motion
Oh yeah, the boy can run
Along with all his
Fellow hosers
From station number 51
And after all the violence and action
After facing all the trouble and the strife
Yeah, he gives the gift
He gives the gift of life
He gives the gift of life

by The Mayz

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Sing this to the tune of that old Brownsville Station song, "Smokin in the Boys Room".



Stoker And the Boys Do...



Sitting by the TV
Thinking it's a drag
Watching Jerry Springer
Man, just ain't my bag

I grab the remote
My boredom is done
It's time to meet my heart throbs
At Station 51

(chorus)
Stoker and the boys do
Mike Stoker and the boys do
Give me a reason
To flick on the box
Cuz everybody knows
It's my favourite thing to watch

Trying to do
All these things I call chores
Scrubbing, washing, dusting
Man, I got so bored

I'm sweaty and dirty
I smell like Lemon Pledge
It's time to turn the tube on
To 51 and veg
<(go back to the chorus)

by The Mayz

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Here we go folks. Elvis has entered the building... Station 51, that is... go Elvis go...





Firehouse Rock

Went to a bash at Station 51
Johnny Gage was there, his looks were set on stun
Roy DeSoto flashed those killer baby blues
He said, "I wanna do the firehouse rock with you"

So let's rock
Everybody let's rock
Everybody for a county block
Was dancin' to the firehouse rock

Dixie took the mike and she began to croon
Dr. Early played Route 66 in tune
Dr. Brackett turned into a real live wire
The party spread faster than a warehouse fire (chorus)

Lopez brought along a spicy recipe
Hotter than the nurses down at Rampart E!
Captain Stanley shouted for some water "Stat!"
I just set fire to Chief McKonikee's hat! (chorus)

Station number 8 said to number 16
This is the greatest bash we've ever seen
I haven't been so happy since I don't know when
When can we do the firehouse rock again? (chorus)

Henry kept the couch warm for all the folks
People even laughed at Chester Kelly's jokes
Stoker took Daisy for a little fling
The firehouse rock made that engineer swing...(chorus)

lyrics by Mayzee

Sing this to the tune of "Danny Boy".



Johnny Boy

Oh Johnny boy
You think your food is horrible
It's back to hot dogs for this hapless guy
The color's odd, the odor is deplorable
Tis you, tis you must pray the men don't die

But, they all think it tastes like something edible
You can't believe the way they chow it down
And look at Roy, he thinks it's so incredible
Oh Johnny boy, oh Johnny boy... you're such a clown

Oh Johnny boy
Next time you feel like cooking
Please call the girls who lurk at randyfans
You're really sweet and very handsome looking
But, you should never touch those pots and pans

Though Chef Michel can cook better than Emeril
Though he can make gourmet food with such ease
You just can't cook, your food is frankly terrible
Oh Johnny boy, oh Johnny boy, no cooking please...

Mayzee
OMGB #140

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