VT: If you don't remember, we had one before SummerSlam at the AFR Arena, but no one watched it so we got cancelled.

JR: Anyway I'm Jim Ross

VT: And I'm the ECW CEO Verne Troyer. Hey J. R., I got some big news.

JR: What's that?

VT: I've entered myself in the Royal Rumble.

JR: ...Why? You'll get killed.

VT: Revenge...Test....

JR: Ah. Well let's start you off with a review of this past week. Here's Jonny!

Jonathan Coachman retells Smackdown! and Raws of the past month.

JR: We'll start LiveWire after this! *break*

JR: Well folks, it's time to show you the most shocking moment from the past year, 2001:

Most Shocking Moment of 2001: Verne Troyer wins the ECW from Raven in a Poker game.

As WEcW Raw started, the camera showed J.R. and Scottie Too Hottie. Both J.R. and Scott were confused on why J.R. was there. Shawn Michaels's music hit and out came HBK. "To answer everyone's question, no. No I did not buy the WWF. The WWF was burried at Rock Bottom. But something was bought. Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce to you Verne Troyer!" Verne came out and walked under the bottom rope. "Hi, hi. I need to fix what Shawn said. Nothing was bought. Something was won. Raven, could you come out please." Raven came out and stood in the center of the ring. Verne said "Is it true that you and I were playing poker last Monday before Rock Bottom?" Raven confirmed. "Is it true that you had a Royal Straight?" He confirmed again. "Is it true that you thought I was bluffing when I put up all my money from the next Austin Powers movie, so you put ECW on the line?" Again he confirmed. "Isn't true that I had a Royal Flush?" Raven bowed his head. "Ah, the truth comes out. I won the ECW from Raven. So now there's no WEcW. There has to be an agreement, and I didn't agree. So at Rock Bottom it was WWF vs. WCW. So the first thing I'd like to do is invite all the unified champions and the WWF Champ out here." Edge, Kane, the Dudley Boyz, and Triple H came out. "Now, I bought the WWF Championships from the WWF after Vince was burried. So they're mine. Meaning I can strip you of them. I will strip you unless you agree to come to the ECW. Right now there's only me, Michaels, and J.R. By the way, that's why J.R. is here. Anyway, are you in the WCW or the ECW?" All the champions but the Dudley Boyz went to the ECW. Verne took the ECW Tag Titles and had Michaels throw the Dudleys out of the ring. Sting came out and asked why he could strip them of their titles. Verne told him "I haven't agreed yet to give anyone my titles. Now I've agreed to everyone but the Dudleys." Sting looked over at Raven. "How could you be so stupid? I'm assuming your ECW, so I want a match with you tonight." Verne said, "Oh, by the way, I don't want a CC or an RC, and I'm giving everyone that was fired after Rock Bottom a job in the ECW." Regal and Goldberg came out. Sting told Regal he could be the WCW Commissioner. Goldberg became in the ECW hoping to be the commissioner. But Michaels already had that spot. Raven challenged Sting for his WCW Championship. Verne added "How about this. Since there's no WEcW, there needs to be a name on Raw. If Sting wins, it'll be WCW Raw. If Raven wins, it'll be ECW Raw."

JR: How about that? It was voted, by you, the fans, as the most shocking moment of 2002. Before we go to show you the best math of 2002, we're going to bring out Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.

VT: Next!

*break*

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley comes out and sits next to J.R.

SM: Hi Jim, Verne.

VT: Yo.

JR: We hear you have big news.

SM: Yes. If you remember back in September, the first episode of LiveWire, well I announced I was five months pregnant with Hunter's kid. Well three weeks ago I gave birth to little Rebecca Reese McMahon-Helmsley.

VT: Congradulations.

JR: Yes.

SM: Well that's not all. I'm also here to announce my return to wrestling.

JR:Before you left, Raven had just won the WWF from your father in the company match after Judgement Day. You haven't been here for the entire InVasion, and now the WWF is gone.

SM: Is it JR? Is it really?

VT: Yes, I made sure of it when I sent Michaels to bury your father.

JR: So are you going to join ECW or WCW?

SM: Considering it was ECW that started it, but WCW who finished it, I don't know. Prolly ECW.

VT: Great! Together we can crush the damn WCW.

JR: Stephanie, it's great to have you back, and good luck in the future with Rebecca.

Stephanie leaves.

*break*

JR: Welcom back to LiveWire

VT: Our next guest is the senior official of the business, not just ECW, Earl Hebner.

Earl Hebner comes out and sits next to J.R.

JR: Earl, you're here to tell us what's happened between you and the ECW Champion as of late.

VT: How'd it start?

EH: He tried to bribe me to let he and Chris Benoit win one of the Undisputed Tag Tournament Matches. I told him no, it wasn't fair. In my mind he should be thanking me, because now he's the ECW Champion.

VT: Yes, he is.

JR: You're the ref of the ECW Championship match tonight. What are you going to do?

EH: I'm going to be fair and call it down the middle.

VT: Okay, you can go now, that's all we wanted.

Earl Hebner leaves.

JR: When we get back, the Match of 2002!

*break*

VT: Okay, we're back, ready to show the Match of 2002. Without further adù, here it is, Hardys vs. Dudleys:

The Best Match of 2001: Rock Bottom's TLCC Match for the WCW/WWF Tag Team Titles

There are four chairs on top of two ladders on top of four tables. The Hardys go straight for the Dudleys, Matt to D-Von, Jeff to Buh Buh Ray. Matt grabs a chair and smashes D-Von's head in. He throws him over to the tables/ladders and then goes to Buh Buh Ray. Buh Buh fights back. Meanwhile, D-Von sets a table. He puts a ladder on top, then climbs it to the four belts above the ring. Matt breaks away from Buh Buh Ray and pushes the ladder off the table. D-Von falls over the cage onto the floor. Buh Buh grabs a chair and hits Jeff and Matt with it. He throws it over the cage along with another chair to give him some room. As he's clearing, Matt fights him. He closes the ladder and puts it on top of the table. He puts Buh Buh through it with a powerbomb. Jeff opens the ladder and starts to climb it, but Buh Buh pulls the bottom of it towards himself and sends Jeff flying to the corner. Jeff lands on top of the cage. Buh Buh puts Matt out with a chair, then pulls Jeff off of the cage by his feet, sending him on top of the ladder. He goes over to the side of the cage. He tells D-Von, "I'll give you some tables. You set them up in case the get out." Buh Buh sends out two of the three tables left and also throws over the wreckage of the first broken table. D-Von sets one table on top of the other. Buh Buh fights with Jeff in the corner. Matt sets up a ladder and then grabs a chair. He hits Buh Buh in the head with it. He climbs the ladder and grabs the two WWF Tag Titles and one WcW Tag Title before Buh Buh knocks him over. He starts to climb it. He reaches for the last belt but couldn't get it. Jeff climbs up the other side. The two start to fight and Matt pushes the ladder. Both men hang on the cage. Buh Buh pushes Jeff over, and D-Von starts to punch him. Matt climbs up the cage. He pulls Buh Buh Ray on the top and then throws him on the two tables set up. Matt climbs back in the ring and climbs up the ladder. He pulls down the last belt and drops it in the center of the ring. He climbs out and battles D-Von. D-Von fights back and shoves Jeff back in the ring. D-Von sets up a table and gives Jeff the Mono-3D through it. D-Von goes to climb over the cage and win but Matt gives him the Twist of Fate onto the cage. D-Von grabs his throat and back. Matt climbs into the cage and picks up Jeff. He swings him over the top. He drops Jeff to the floor. Matt starts to climb over. D-Von stops him. He pulls him down. D-Von fights with Matt. Matt climbs out of the ring. D-Von follows. Matt remembers the WcW Title. Jeff climbs back in as D-Von knocks Matt down. Matt fights back and puts D-Von on his shoulders. He climbed the cage and pushed D-Von over. D-Von lands on Jeff. Matt grabs the WcW Title then throws it over. He climbs over the cage and grabs the titles thinking he won. He looks for Jeff and sees him inside. Matt starts to climb over but D-Von knocks him off. He climbs over and hits the floor. D-Von grabs a WWF and WcW Tag Title and celebrate. Buh Buh Ray and D-Von leave.

JR: What a match. And now it's time to say goodbye, for now it's time for the Royal Rumble.

VT: The ECW Royal Rumble.

JR: Yes. Anyway, see you in two months before WrestleMania XVIII.

VT: Wait a minute J.R., why are we gonna be back in two months?

JR: Well Verne, to be on TV, you have to have viewers. We don't have that many viewers except the lucky ones reading now.

VT: I see.

JR: We could be on more often if we had viewers. But we don't know if we have them.

VT: How do we find out?

JR: The person watching this now has to click here, here, here, here, or here.

VT: Why?

JR: That takes them back to either the H2K, Wrestlingfigs, FigureZone, WrestleWorld 2, or Wrestling Talk forums. There they can respond to our post saying they watched it. Then we'd have proof of viewers.

VT: Will they do that?

JR: One could only hope. Goodnight!