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Life through the eyes of the tall one they call BigFoot
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8/31/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Sup Bubba...it's getting Ugly Uglyyyyyyyyyy!"
Wise words of Bubba Gump, “Arghghghghgh Rock N' Rolllllllllllllllll!”
Mission of the Day #123: Get my damn network working!”.
Surviving on absolutely no sleep...college was finally here...just needed a smooth jet ride on over to Gonzaga to get the true party started. Of course my luck...going through the LAX airport is always a bitch, yet I always have some kinda problem. As my big Nike bag went through the x-ray thingy-ma-jig they had a little problem with one of my weird room ornaments. So they took me to the side and searched my bag, the guy looked at all my VHS videos, luckily no porn was there, then found what they thought was some kinda illegal substance. This illegal substance was one of those things you turn upside down and it oozes to the bottom, an oil type of substance, yet finally they let me go. Plane ride went great except for this guy who had bad gas and stunk up our section of the plane...it kills in a plane to pass the gas cuz it don't go no where but up your nostrils.
Moving in day was a little hectic, just because of the fact that I have packages that weigh a billion pounds and we have three stories to climb to get them up there. Yet it was accomplished with ease, and then I just wanted to sit in the hazy heat and relax. My wrist has been fucked up beyond belief and welp...today I entered the gym and played pick up with the fellas, and did decently well, hitting some jumpers...my normal game. Yet we won just about every game, so I was damn tired at the end of the day, but I gotta get back into shape. Everyone around here is damn nice and friendly and everyone loves basketball because there ain't nothing else to do. Wind brings chap lips, and god damn they get gusts up here.
Evening came and planning to go to sleep early, just didn't work out...as I ended up talking with some of the other freshman about whatnot...and welp this guy Tyler...is my counterpart as he is the type to fuck with people and do whatever. Anyways we ended up going to get some food at around midnight, and there's this food joint named "Dick's Hamburger's" and the food is so damn cheap it's unbelievable. A shake is like eighty-three cents, but it's like a total redneck joint. There was this guy who we called Bubba Gump, yes he was a retard yet was listening to his walkman and going crazy, headbanging against the walk up window and all. We were fucking around with the guy, but then he started moaning real loud, and welp scared us off, but he made the night worth it. Hope to find some more crazed mutha fuckas around Washington.
8/30/01
MOVING TO GONZAGA...SITE WILL BE UPDATING WHEN I GET PLUGGED INTO MY NEW FAST ASS T1 CONNECTION..SEE YAH SOON!!!
8/29/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Happy Birthday Mom!"
Wise words of Jennifer, “You gotta see his face right now!”
Mission of the Day #132: Sneeze on your palm then shake a friends hand!”.
Too much to do in so little time...yeah I think they call it pressure. Buckling under pressure is one thing, but pressure itself gets to everyone. I'm in the predicament where I gotta leave all the fine ass skeezzzaaas from Simi for some other unknown skeeezzzaass in Washington, the trade off is unknown but seems worth it, yet I'm close to find out. Then I got the pressure of balling it up which I will, don't get me wrong, but I gotta represent Simi to the fullest and all what the people have brought me. So I do this for myself and all the people that have gotten me to this point, you soon will see what a big giant can do with a big orange ball and a hole...but please don't take that last joke the wrong way.
As most of you youngens know...today was the first day of school, haha I say to you little kids, but haha to myself for having school soon in which I move away. I became a human magnet today as I decided to go to school before it started to say hello to a few people, and welp it seems that I pulled people in from all directions, and became a people magnet. It was sad too see all these people that are subjected to another year of school, but also sad to see me the tall ass mofo get waken up and actually go to the place of hell which I'm glad to leave, although my fondest moments live there. Have fun peoples, just wait till your in college.
Seems as if I ate all of Simi Valley today, as I subkected myself too many lunches and dinners with various peoples who wanted too see me offf the nice and right way. Reds BBQ is the shiet I tell yah, I so wish I would've gone there earlier in the year or my life, damn juicy ribs and tri tip. After dinner I randomly visited people whom I've been close to, and it was kinda a sad experience since it's just about the last time I will see these girls for time to come. Yes it will be a time of memories and sadness, but I will have to get over it.
Note to people who leave voice mails at night...make sure you know what number you are dialing before you call, seems as if some person whom we will call a cheerleader, voice mailed me thinking I was some other guy, ooooppssss busted!!!
8/28/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Simi does suck!"
Wise words of Rafa, “You know that movie Say it isnt so!”
Mission of the Day #131: Get ready you high schoolers...school is tommorow!”.
Since the last couple days have been rather long because of the documentation via laptop, I will limit todays entry. The countdown is lagging to two full days until my departure, and I will spend those days with my friends, or tonight watching movies. Today lagged awefully bad because school for Simi High starts tommorow and welp...the town was bare tonight with no one doing jack ishhhhh. So with absolutely nutin going on...what else could we do??? Nothing!!! Today just sucked that bad not to post anything at all.
I can say one thing though..Jay and Silent Bob was the stupidest yet funny movie I've seen all summer, and I say you go watch Clerks..damn funny itself.
8/27/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!"
Wise words of Jami, “Should I tell him about the shower!”
Mission of the Day #130: Play soccer till the wee hours of the mourn!”.
My room is now naked of just about any appliance I use everyday...because everything has been shipped up north to my dorm. Hopefully it will all arrive in one piece, because I need all that stuff, and welp I'm depending on FedEx damn it. I been kinda thinking, and I might not ever really have to live in my room again, because if all goes right...except for coming back in summer and what not...I will either make it big and go NBA or Europe, or have some big computer job, so likewise...my room will be missed. I think I'm gunna cry...boo hoo woop dee doo!
Tonight once again was documented by my lil' brother and Proja, and for the second night in a row we travelled to the Castle de la Brooke. Yet tonight we were able to do all the activities we were unable to do the night before. Side comment...Brooke suffered a concussion today wakeboarding..not good for a blonde, it means twice the stupidity and confusion. After playing in the batting cage, playing football, the night turned into a soccer match. It was Brooke, Jami, Wes and I versus Zach, Colby, Helvig and Irvine Star Luke. We seemed to beat the living...ish outta them, and just to let people know..I schooled Luke and scored! Night went well except for getting hit by a football in the head, and some fag friend of mine eating my nachos and a taco. Unfortunately the night came to an end by two guys with flashlights telling us to stop playing, and although Brooke thought it was her dad...it was the police. Kind of a laughing matter, but the cops stopping our soccer match is damn hilarious, but I guess it was too much noise for the neighbors. Fun night indeed!!
Like I said before...the night was documented by my lil bro, and I will post their rather long obscene thoughts right here ( excuse my brother for the caps...he's an idiot):
THIS WOULD BE THE PERSON WHO STARTED ALL THIS WRITING DATA...DATA.. SHIT . FOR THE ONES WHODONT KNOW ITS ZACHY POO SHMACKY. I DONT KNOW WHAT DUSTINS DEAL IS WHEN HE IS DRIVING BECAUSE EVERY EVERY CAR HE SEES HE THINKS ITS A COP AND HE TRIPS OUT ON IT THE WHOLE TIME HE CAN SEE IT.BUT I KEEP SAYING ITS SOME FUCKING CAR WITH A RACK ON TOP OF THE CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE POLICE LIGHTS AND ALL I FUCKING HEAR WHILE WERE DRIVING IS THIS H TO THE IIIIZZZO H TO THE HEEEZZZAAA. ITS SOME GAY ASSSONG THATS JUST ALWAYS PLAYED OUT ON THE RADIO.AND NOW THAT ALLIYAH IS DECEASED THERE ALWAYS PLAYING HER SONGS ON THE RADIO IN MEMORY OF HER, I NEVER HEARD THEM PLAY ANY TUPAC WHEN HE GOT SHOT UP DOWN IN LAS VEGAS.THERES THESE TWO PEOPLE RIGHT BEHIND ME TRYING TO LOOK IN THE WINDOW AND ALSO THERE TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION BY KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW AND THERE IS SOME GIGGLY ASS GIRL LOOKING IN. WELL WERE AT THE WINDOW TRYING TO GET ARE FOOD AND STUPID ASS MIKE COMES TO ARE WINDOW AND ASKS THE PERSON AT THE CASH REGISTER HOW THERE NIGHT IS .IM DUSTIN I KEEP SAYING DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS . SHUT THE FUCK UP WENNONAH.IM WENNONAH I WANT TO SEE YOU DUSTIN.FEEK EHHH FEEKKEH FEEK EHHH. ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER ALLIYAH SONG. THE GUY ON THE RADIO KEEPS SAYING BLINK YOU HEAD LIGHTS IF YO DOWN WITH ALLIYAH. BLINK YO HEAD LIGHT IF YOU DOWN WITH ALLIYAH.im sorry dustin for using the god damn caps. hey i cant fucking read these small ass letters. i only watch what i type but dont give a damn what im typing.there are soe fucked up drivers in simi and by bro is one of them, i seriously dont know how he got his license. he probably fucked the fat mexicans burnt taco to get it. i bet you can touch a cone james were stuck in some fucked up lane on this street. so dustin with his gooad driving skills try to ask these road workers if we cn go on the freeway to go to first street but he goes to an on ramp that dosent even go the way we want to go to. everyone is just screaming there ass off on this street jacking strret cone signs and ahhhhh i dont know. and then we have dustin once again talking shit about wennonah i hate her when im talking to her on the cell and she just talks shit and shit and shity shit shit shit. i wonder if colby is faded or not cus i havent heard him talk at all since we've left the house. maybe a few giigles here and there but no sign of communication to let us know if hes alive or not.this sucks typing forever last night was bad ass because i was just bagging on everyone but i cant do it anymore, there is no one in the car talking just a stoner and a bad driver, a realy bad driver that is. all i want to do is get to the place were going to so i can fucking talk shit to the cun-cushion person and try to make her feel a little better. we just pulled over on the side of the road near somoeones house trying to make the other people think its the house so were stoped and everyone gets out of there cars and out oof know where wennonah comes up to the car and hangs on to the car while were driving away. and i bet dustin is going to be pissed because wennonah is eating all of his food. and im going to go now and jump on the trampoline. im wes i sit down next to people who are typing on computers, and try to reaf what the writing. and then we have heeeellvig sitn and giggling his ass off the whole time and then joe is just trying to bag on all of cus he thinks all the stuff we were writting about last night wasnt funny. my little pussy fart im allen zach your a queer blah blah blah. i like bangn the same girl every night.
Joe aka -Italian Pride- Alright lets start this shit off on a good note. Right now im sitting on the ledge of an awesome house know as the casa de BRROOK. oops... or should i say its a castle. Man this would have to be one of the greatest house EVER. Its got possible everything in her back yard. So far i shot off my balls, i mean the balls in the batting cage. still i think that this journal isnt in my interest but i decided to write anyways. well i dont really know what to say because im getting distracted by some fun bags that are bouncing up and down right in front. all i see is jiggle jiggle. well that is all for now, more to come after the night session of love.
8/26/01
Wise words of Deezy, “Tim apologuize now or I aint starting the car!"
Wise words of Brooke, “I pee my pants a lot!”
Mission of the Day #129: Pee your pants as much as Brooke does!”.
Hanging with a couple hottie blondes in the night time, we found possibly one of the newer phat Simi houses...Blondie Brooke's pad. This girl has got a batting cage...trampoline...paintball mini-field...chipping green...huge tire hanging from a tree...and aight I will stop before I overwhelm myself...but it's really nice. Otherwise, it sucks that I'm leaving now...because I could've been able to chill at her house more often, god damn college!
Well with my new laptop, we are able to travel around with a computer, and document our lives...and tonight we were chillen in my house, and we each took the laptop and typed out what are comments were about everyone and anything in our minds...although mine was damn long yet very explicitive, I will post my little brother and Shockerz comments..please excuse the obscene language, but were teens and we cuss a lot, so if you can't handle it..Fuck Off!!!......Also to Allen...kiss my ass, you can die of gonorhea and rot in hell...enjoy everyone..for these are true observances of a typical night through the eyes of these people....
Ok Ok...after too many people have asked too see it, I will post mine along with there's..sorry if any blind people, handicap people, or any animal is harmed by what is siad..I'm sorry...
Dustin's Mind - hi my name is tim, i like taking suppliments because i think i'm huge. my name is brooke, i think i'm fat and my fat little friend jami thinks shes fatter, but the fact is she has bigger boobies and thats what has added on the extraq pounds, but no one has told her yet. Oh yeah i think dustin is stupid because he cant spell my name right, hes retarded like the rest of them, but maybe it is cuz he is drunk. Hi i'm allen, i do E because it makes me have the macho image, and people like me for it. look at me i'm flirting with zach but because hes an asshole i dont think i will giv e him the time of day. My name is tim, wait hold on, my name is jami (i spelled it right this time) and i'm a blonde therefore i'm confused all day and i dont know what the fuck is going on right now. everyone look at wes, hes not communicating with the rest of us, because he is dead drunk, or maybe its just me...blah blah! Hi i'm zach, i have an attidue problem i cant fix, and thats why i wear a shirt that syas "no friends", you know why beacasue i have no friends!!! Tim thinks he is tough because he took jerky from me, but doesnt know that i'm about to pop a cap in his ass. Shut up Wes right now!!! I said shut up!!! Brooke likes to stare at people, because she wants to have the blonde image of being dum\b....as soon as she reads this part she will slap me in the head most liekly, yeah i cant spell because i'm a little tipsy...hold on...fuck you zach...ok\ie back at blah@ i like jerky, and i liike to jerk it...hey the\re tim, you like your supplements dont you...yes i should rip on allen some more because he likes to eat cheeze its and most likely kill me dog, because most dogs are lactose intolerant and cant handle there cheese Yeah get the fuck outta here you queers, hey i had a thought..wheres that blonde girl that just walked in from the backyard...hey thats my alcohol..put it down, thank you...oppps i guess it was jenns bedtime\\\\\\\\\okie tim dont ever touch my keyboard or anything i own again...look there is a fat bitch on the television...holy shit..tim is still lecturing on vitamins, and i farted, but no one knows okie here we go...wait my faggot older brother walked in and is reading this..so if you see this fuck off bitch...hey lets go to manis the club up the street and pick up on 13 year olds, because i cant get any real pussy from simi, because he doesnt know that i hooked up with his old girlfriend that happened to show up today..for those of you that are looking at this...dont say a word...ik really want to hook up with jami or brooke, becaue i'm dead in love with blondes, and welp..they are blondes.. so put two and two together and most liekly you will get four, but in this case its more like a dick in a cooch, get away jami, your ruining the fun, and plus you are illiterate and stupid and confused so you cant read anyways, i passed gas again. brooke is a talking on the phone, and (shut up jami you slut who wants to have a threesome with my dog and I) nO Actually we arent but hey why not talk about brooke...okie lets get drunk and lick my toes...dont laugh..i couldnt think of anything'else... GET AWAY come a little closer and if i get an erection you might be able to lick the tip of my long throbbing cock...hey who is on the phone..i'm getting a little jealous..but hey everyone...she pisses her pants alot more constantly then the average blonde...okie everyone concentrate and stare at brooke..DOLPHINS,....do you talk to the dolphin..does he call you at home....i'll show you how to shove a big cock into a pink taco...hey i'm brooke and i like to swing my foot..hey my name is now jami and i like to talk shit to dustin because i want him so much and i think that if i look into his eyes a little bit more he w\might want the cock a little bit more...okie everyone what i am lookingh at is a really hot blonde who wants my cock really bad, beacuse i can see it in her sexy eyes, YES..you see everyone..she asked that just to see if i am paying attention to her sweet little ass..because max has nuting to do with the subjkect..she just wants the cock...bad shot colby..you missed no you dont...NO YOU DONT...constantly if you look up jami is still looking at me..and the reason brrooke hasnt been home is because shes been over here fuckin with me..shes lying right now...LIAR...i think Jami wants to stick her finger or some close object in her cooch because she is horny..everyone look and stare at her.....HOLY SHIT..look at the tv..that machine is huge..Huge like my junk!!! as joe would say..hey i think i could write a journal about this...once again..brrooke could lower her head a little more and just go and suck the johnson..okie please dont slap me..just give me that little smile and go away!!! FUCKING WHORE, that hurt...you see the thing is..Jami is fat..and she likes hot guys although they are mostly dicks and wont listen to the advice i gave her in the Villa Van, wes saID vv, buts hes dumb and no one laughed\ Zach shut up we already saw it fag!!! you know what...go away zach you little piece of shit...andrew Kane?? can u saw eminem wannabe i wanna know who that was..and for the last time, JAMI SHUT UP...tim i hate you tooo...your dick is small so what..ohhhh i caddy at a fucking golf course..you can put me ion the movie caddyshack and shove a twleev inch dildo up my ass...no fuck you blah blah blkah..what are you doung with your life??? oh maybe become a little piece of shit who goes home to (mind fart... couldnt think of anyting mean to say) sorry to my fans and family...look closer..and therfore you will be closer to my cock otherwise known as a penis..cock..weiner..NO...oh my god..everyone look at zach..he has..HAHAHA brooke looked what a blonde.. tim i hope that some breeze of wind blows your chair down and you get a concussion and die of gonorheea..fuckin supplement prick go take some fat burners and dont offer any to brokke or jaim because they are nice...OKIE im typing at the speed of light.. so BACK THE FUCK OFF..i dont really (TIM I SAID DONT EVER TOUCH MY LAPTOP AGAIN!!!! OR DIE) okie back to the basics...care if i make mistakes typing ba...god damn it you girls watching is making me nervous...okie thats not the reaction i was looking foir that was also a fake laugh because that wasnt meant to be funny...but that last line was so piss off..and zach get away.. you are making the room too bloody.....gay! i see a chair..brooke go sit down...once again the blonde, listens to what i say...now for you people watching that is power..POWER I TELL YAH..watch this boys..Jami...go wash your hands..because you smell..okie that didnt work..but it wouldve if it was brooke....hey look at me i like to smell my alcohol..wait shes back now jami is sitting down..lets just play fuckng musical chairs...you go first wes.....zach shut up..jami dont stare your face might freeze like that.....lost train of thought..cant think...someone do sumptin...okie that didnt hurt..but made me mad that you would even think of hitting me..stupid whore..just kidding i';m not that mean...your just fat..and i will leave it at that...no you both are very hot..and if you ever say you are fat...i will do sumptin but i cant think straight right now..so forgive me please...dot dot dot...dot dot dto\\ hey mr. supplement man..have another beer..NO i hope thAT my dog bits your balls so you gotta have surgery and you die because your penis..wait that wouldnt be funny..what if that happened to me..i think i might cry..boo hoo..okie this is n no longer funny but you know what is funny??? Look at TIm..hahahahahah so whats the deal with everyone coming over to my ..okie Jami left... lets dog on her.....i think she still wants the...uhhhhh cant say..i will tell all later..blah blah..Hi jami waht are you doing tonight??? okie i like the response..so you have nice hair..wanna fuck??? yeah that was a line from american pie two..but the best is...and i quote..my penis is tweleve inches....around...think bout that..they dont get it.. muhahahahah too bad...nope becauyse Jami is confused...tim get the fuck outta my fridge..NOOOOOOOOOO those are my grapes Hey brooke..lets play chubby bunny..but see how many cocks can be shoved in your mouth..JAMI be quite..dont tell her..because i didnt make fun of you so back off......OKIE you broke the code of silence Jami...your fucking done..and i'm gunna start bombing on you..never let me down..and right now you let me down by telling brokke...so uhhhh your fat..J/P..once agina jami is confused..and doesnt know shit..hey do you know what this is.....=======D ~~~~ yeah it looks familiar to you... HAHAHAHA she doesnt get it..TIM DONT TELL HER..WES DONT ELL HER...BRooke dont tell her that that last sign was a penis.. why is everyone looking at me i sont like it all when people stare at me beacsue it isnt right at all..SHUT UP im not perfect! Ok do you wanna roll with the stud in the Villa van or Wes..the gay drunk man??? LOOK answer by this...1 = me, 2 = wes Okie you can push one or two......(1)....very good choice...i guess i'm the man of the night..lets get our roll on..oh yeah time too play some golf....okie this will be held off till brookes house..bye bye!!! allen is a true pimp
Zachies Mind - allen thinks hes all cool now, ohh my getting the massage, im the big boy at the kick back. and here we got stupid ass wes talking about some stuid shit that know one knoe what hes talking about about.i wonder where the food is, maybe there eating it all and shoving our burritos up jamie and brookes twat.(twin white ass titties) my hands are tired from typing so much i dont know what she is talking about. look at wes hes trying to sleepi think everyone here is the gayest person, especially tim who is coming back, he think hes all hard when hes around girls.im wes i talk about 7 foot bongs but ill never even hit a 4 footer. i wonder what jen is thinking right now? maybe she is trying tobe invinsible.or shes banging us in her mind.and now the girls are back and i think they want to eat my burrito. i bet you when tim comes out here hes going to sy\ay wheres my money. and my mom is going tosay that guy is the biggest queer in the world. and shell go up stairs to he room and say to her husband that i just met a queer down there that is one of dustins friends.her mind was in the gutter. says jen. my cock has lottos. i i thonk it wins every once in a while.and now brooke is trying t bond with the dog. i think she wants some action tonight from codie.see i told you. now she giving him a treat maybe the next one will be some strawberry pie.im brooke i try reading the screen. i retarded i can read. and i say ohh my god alot.
Allen's Mind - allen is now at laptop. dustin thinks he can go on this wakeboarding trip. but in reality max doesnt want him to go. brooke isnt gonna page max or call dutin back. and even if he went hed fuck his wrist up. he also thinks hes a true p i m p, but hes not. he hits on his bros girls who doesnt wanna give it up. and now to tim, thinks hes expert in every manner of golf, yet hes really a jackass. nicest house seen this year in simi goes to brooke. phat ass backyard with all the bomb activities in the back including a paintball field and batting cage. along witn trampoline. WELL ALOMST HOME SO BACK TO BIG DEEZY. NO NOW TO ALLEN AGAIN. WE ARE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET WAITNG FOR TIM TO APPOLIGZE BUT HE WONT. THEN A CAR CAME SWO WERE PULLED OVER AND EVERYOEN IS PRETENDIG TO SLEEP. TIM WONT BUDGE AND TIM WILL JUST SIT THERE TRYTING TO SLWWP. NOW DUTIN THINKS ITS FUNNY TO SIT HERE AND WRITE IN THIS THING. AND ZACH FARTED AND I DOnt know wgy i was writing in caps. now im bored and zach is ttlking anbout stupid shit. god it smels in here. and zach is having an epposide and' shaking the car. i think i cant be[rathe.. i cant open the window its locked and it stinks in here so bad and now the heater is on. hes burning us like the jews. ts revenge of the jeews and dustin farting and locking the doorts. i think i might die in here and tim is choking out dustin and dustin apoligized and tim wont appoligize. buit it is obivious theat dustin is weak. and dustin fiunally has' stinky farts and the laptop is gonna brreak and dustin drives like an idiot and honks his horn in front of tims house. now were at fat ms house. we saw her in the bathroom showering or shitting. and dustin keeps farting and talking bout how great he his. well ur gonna abe gone so we cant do this at all the partys can we now. espescially since simi is boring and if there is a party chances are im not gonna know about it. well no more dtrama and i need to gets some sleep. -allen "shocker" roberts ps dustin thinks it s cool to drink and drive. great rolemodel. and the jew wont fuckin buy me a double double. burn jew burn
For one of the first times in my life...my brother actually let me roll in his 96' Impala around the city...and oh man..you get the looks..it makes you feel gravy!! Especially rolling through Regal...cuz everyone with their pussy little imports does the same thing, so I had to do it, but I was actually going to a movie..so I had an excuse. Saw Summer Catch with a few ladies...an aight chick flick...but too much romance...I was waiting for the action scenes with blood and gore, but it just never came...one Penis Toe up for this movie.
8/25/01
Wise words of Deezy, “I'm in the money, beef-jerky time!"
Wise words of Gordon, “Okie yeah, I'm a dipshit!”
Mission of the Day #128: Antique Elizabeth Smith if I don't get to her before I leave!”.
It seems as if sleep is no option lately as partying has extended till wee hours of the mourning, and with shit to do the next day, there's no time to sleep. So we all were getting ready to attend a wedding out in Newport Beach, something I was truely not excited for. Wearing slacks, with a long sleeve shirt, and a tie ringing my neck in hundred degree heat is not something I'm fond of. Especially travelling a good two hours away with no air conditioning, ouch!!! Yet we made it through the traffic and luckily we had the nice beachy breeze. The wedding itself was nice, but boring as hell. I just can't stand older people, because I feel the older you get, the more ruder you become. Older people have paid their dues and feel that they have no time to live so they can push and shove, oh helllllll nah. Getting to the food was crazy as older people were pushing left and right, yet this old lady with a walker wasn't having it and actually slapped my mom's hand away from getting some beef. Meanwhile the whole family was drunk off our asses as it was the only thing to do to pass time. The bride herself, congrats, was soo drunk I don't think she knew she was getting married. Then at around eight when people began to splurge the dance floor, we split, making our exit out the back.
The highlight of the day was actually making it too another party which was damn good, cuz I was fucking around with all the drunks and stupid people. Too others I was just the comedian of the night, making every joke a good joke. Funny thing also being that when you tap some one elses beer bottle with the bottom of yours, it foams up, and people gotta drink it fast or it will go bad, muhahah Gordon. Eventually we went too using objects like transparent tape, as we wrapped two columns ankle high, and people would walk and almost trip over it. Very nice, but that wouldn't compare till we went to the liquor store after getting kicked out by the cops. I was given thirteen dollars by a friend to get him some dip, and for me to get whatever I wanted, so I ended up buying beef jerky, a slushee and two scratchers, and too make my day...I won thirty dollars off one ticket, oh yes it was the shiet man!!!