Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Australia!
- Charles Schultz

Sticks and stones only break bones. Words can shatter the soul.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go-others come,leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same.

I'll be back.
 -Arnold Schwarzenegger

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.
 -President Abraham Lincoln

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
 -President Franklin D.Roosevelt

Toto-I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
 -Dorothy

While we try to teach each our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
-Angela Schwindt

To thy own self be true.
 -Shakespeare

You cannot always prevent people from speaking evil about you, but you can live so that their stories will be false.
 -Unknown

Nothing's a mistake if you learn from it.

When they asked George Washington for his I.D, he just took out a quarter.
-Steven Wright

It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow.

Allow myself to introduce...myself".
 - Mike Meyers, Austin Powers

"Funny noises aren't funny"
 -Bart Simpson on the chalkboard

No.......yes!
-The butabi brothers, A Night at the Roxbury

"I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!  I fart in your general direction.  Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of enderberries!"
-The French taunter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Material things enslave the soul"
 -Voltaire
 

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
-Ralph, The Simpsons