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Leave Your Common Sense at the Door, Please

UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENTS

SPINE TWISTED LIKE A PRETZEL
TONGUE TIED AROUND EYEBALL
SMACKING INTO A TITANIUM WALL
GOING TO THE OPERA

I AM MORE THAN A MARQUEE, I TELL YOU! SO MUCH MORE!

Before going in, take my ACCURSED POLL!!! If you don't well, CURSE YOU! Foiled again! ARRGGHHH!!!

Whacked up Poll of No Reality-ness

Hello, and welcome to NO REALITY!!! Allow me to introduce myself! I am Nobie, ambassador of the realm of No Reality! (Ooh...realm, fancy word) Stay...but beware, this is like nothing you've ever seen, and THEN SOME!!!! Do a variety of things here...take meaningless quizzes, study daily life, vomit, all your needs in the palm of a booger!! Did that make sense? NO? Good...

Note: This page hasn't been updated in a while. It will, I hope, but only every month. So ta ta, cheerio, oreo, and various other products that are copyrighted by big companies.

Updates: (no point, really, but here they are!)

7/12/99: Damn...missed an update, but don't worry, it's here! Oh, and Happy Birthday to Khara who is now, well, I don't think I'm supposed to say.

6/29/99: Wow, I've been out for quite a while...depending on your way of thinking... Well, anyway, I made my normal update, and, well, read the top. Yep, No Reality's going back to its roots...updated once a week. I rearranged a few midis..and had to redo my "Is Spotty Doomed?" section after it was eradicated... Well, the mainpage has a slight change to it... and I think it's for the better...

5/6/99: Fixed up the midis, and I have new one for the mainpage (that's here). It's Saria's Song from Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time! Whoohoo! Oh, and I went past 1000 hits...finally... Catilina was the 1000 visitor. She gets an invisible gold bar.

4/21/99: Rearranged the main page, as you see before you, slightly. Also fixed some links, did the usual updates, and am surfing on marshmallows. Other than that, monkeys have bugs.

4/9/99: Oh dangit! Late update again! But it's here. The usual update, but the Ironic Anecdote is on hiyetas. Angelfire erased it for some reason. Oh well. Besides that, I've done slight changes to the Links section, and I made the Archivers section a lot more profiles.

Slam your hand on this, or you could just move that disgusting vermin of yours onto this sentence. (I don't recommend the latter, or that unsturdy ladder that your Aunt Gertrude gave you).

Linkin' time! Yesiree!

Me, in a nutshell.

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