MSTing - All Star>>Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meMIKE: Well, Steve Harwell is quite round. >>I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed SERVO: That would be the pickax. >>She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb CROW: An L? For what? Lettuce? Lick me? What? >>Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming SERVO: Well, my interoceter can fix that! >>Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running CROW: The rules must have gotten quite a meal off of him. >>Didn't make sense not to live for fun MIKE: Live for fun at Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth! >>Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb CROW: The Mike Nelson story. >>So much to do so much to see SERVO: But the drug addicts and the pimps are on the back streets! >>You'll never know if you don't go MIKE: ...to Albertsons! >>You'll never shine if you don't glow CROW: Hey, Tom, do I shine? >>Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play MIKE: Do I get a helmet this time, coach? >>Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid CROW: But I left my guitar in the trailer! >>And all that glitters is gold SERVO: Unless it's copper. >>Only shooting stars break the mold CROW: Although sometimes a really big mallet can break the mold. >>It's a cool place and they say it gets colder MIKE: Must not be LA then. >>Youčre bundled up now but wait 'til you get older CROW: Who are you men, and where's my soup? >>But the meteor men beg to differ MIKE: I thought this song was from the Mystery Men soundtrack! I've never heard of the Meteor Men. >>Judging by the hole in the satellite picture SERVO: Billy? Were you punching holes in the photographs again? >>The ice we skate is getting pretty thin ALL: *loud cracking noise* >>The waters getting warm so you might as well swim CROW: Now you tell us! Dozens of innocent children could have died if they'd taken your advice and ice skated! >>My world's on fire how about yours SERVO: My world is filled with magical pink bunnies. >>That's the way I like it and I never get bored CROW: Well, you're boring us. >>Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play MIKE: But Mommy said I'm not allowed to play with band members. >>Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid SERVO: Now that's no way to talk to a rock star, man! >>And all that glitters is gold >>CROW: Unless it's silver. >>Only shooting stars break the mold SERVO: Hey, Mike, can shooting stars break a mold? >>(musical interlude) SERVO: So, what do you all think so far? >>Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play MIKE: Oh, well, there's an original lyric for ya. Haven't heard this one yet. >>Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid CROW: If I were a rock star I'd much rather get laid! Heh heh heh.. >>And all that glitters is gold SERVO: Unless it's quartz. >>Only shooting stars... MIKE: ...are allowed to shoot and not get arrested. >>Somebody once asked could you spare some change for gas CROW: And since I'm stingy, I said no. >>I need to get myself away from this place SERVO: Well, who wouldn't? You're there, aren't you? >>I said yep what a concept MIKE: Unfortunately he was thinking about Speed Pass at Mobil at the time. >>I could use a little fuel myself CROW: Oh, it's a metaphor! See, everyone, it's a metaphor! He's trying to be cute! >>Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming MIKE: Unless you die. And I can arrange that... >>Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running SERVO: And when Steve hit the ground it was felt for miles in all directions and caused the destruction of several nearby buildings. >>Didn't make sense not to live for fun MIKE: But when I live for fun I get a lot of parking tickets. >>Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb CROW: Is it possible for your head to get dumb? Mike? You would know... >>So much to do so much to see SERVO: Unless you're in Kansas. >>So what's wrong with taking the back streets MIKE: And what necessarily makes you think that I want to know? >>You'll never shine if you don't glow CROW: Oh no, here it is again!! >>Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid SERVO: I believe that this band Smash Mouth has an unhealthy obsession with stars of all kinds. I can recommend a nice clinic. >>And all that glitters is gold MIKE: Unless it's glitter. >>Only shooting stars break the mold SERVO: I hate it when I get mold on my bread! >>And all that glitters is gold CROW:
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