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MSTing - Wannabe

>>Yo, I'll tell you what I want what I really really want,

SERVO: Isn't a little early in the relationship to be sharing fantasies?

>>So tell me what you want what you really really want

CROW: Um...the ability to listen to a good song every once in a while?

>>I'll tell you what I want what I really really want,

MIKE: A lyricist?

>>So tell me what you want what you really really want

CROW: I want you to get a lyricist.

>>I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha

SERVO: What? Did a three-year-old write this?

>>If you want my future, forget my past,

CROW: So if I want your past do I forget your future? I'm confused.

>>If you wanna get with me, better make it fast

MIKE: I'll just press the fast forward button on our relationship. Will that make you happy?
SERVO: Press the fast forward button on the CD player while you're at it, Mike.
MIKE: Nah, I'm afraid this CD player wasn't equipped with the fast forward feature.
CROW: Damn Circuit City.

>>Now don't go wasting, my precious time

SERVO: Well, look who's talking.

>>Get your act together we could be just fine

CROW: My act is dogs dressed as clowns jumping through flaming hoops. Enjoy!

>>I'll tell you what I want what I really really want,

MIKE: Um, I believe you told us that already. Thanks for the offer though.

>>So tell me what you want what you really really want

SERVO: A chili dog.

I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha

CROW: All right, I'm stumped. What does that mean?
MIKE: I think that's supposed to be one of the things you have to think about.
CROW: Well, screw that. I don't care that much.

>>If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends

SERVO: Tina and Cheryl and Sally and Margie and Lisa and Connie and Carol and....

>>Make it last forever, Friendship never ends

MIKE: Especially when you have friends like the Unabomber. Those ones just don't go away.

>>If you wannabe my lover, you have got to give,

CROW: ...me a diamond necklace.

>>taking is to easy but that's the way it is.

SERVO: I've always liked recieving better than giving. It's just my greedy nature.

>>A what'd think about that? Now you know how I feel

MIKE: But you don't know how I feel yet!
CROW: Yeah! I feel...like throwing up!

>>Say you can handle my love,are you for real?

SERVO: No, I'm a hologram!

>>I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
>>If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

CROW: Ow! Darn mosquito.

>>I'll tell you what I want what I really really want,

SERVO: Um, excuse me? You did already.
CROW: Careful! This one might be different.
SERVO: I doubt it.

>>So tell me what you want what you really really want,

MIKE: A fast forward button for the CD player.

>>I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha

SERVO: See, Crow, what'd I tell ya?
CROW: I'm sorry for doubting you, Tom.

>>If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

>>SERVO: ...Cindy and Janet and Veronica and Suzie and Betty and Christine and Sarah and...

>>make it last forever, Friendship never ends

MIKE: Until they start hating you for no reason and kick you out of the dorm.
CROW: Uh, Mike, that was just you.

>>If you wannabe my lover, you have got to give

SERVO: But I don't have any money, honey.

>>Taking is to easy but thats the way it is
>>So here's the story from A to Z,

MIKE: Skipping X because nothing starts with X.

>>you wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully

CROW: Shut up you guys, I want to listen to this.
SERVO: Gotcha.
MIKE: Sure thing.
SERVO: I don't know what you're expecting.

>>You got Em in the place who likes it in your face you got G like Mel C who likes it on an
>>Easy V, doesn't come for free, she's a real lady
>>and as for me, Ha you'll see

CROW: That's it? I thought this was from A to Z! There was no A or Z! They've decieved us! That's it, I'm outta here.
MIKE: Crow, get back here.
CROW: No, Mike, I'm leaving. *leaves*
MIKE: Aw, well.

>>Slam your body down and wind it all around

SERVO: Ow! That hurt! Don't make me do that again!

>>Slam your body down and wind it all around

MIKE: Hey, you're right! Ow!

>>If you wannabe my lover,you gotta get with my friends

SERVO: ...Becky and Taylor and Michelle and Mary and Kristen and...
MIKE: Okay, that's enough.

>>make it last forever, Friendship never ends

SERVO: Unless you make them slam their bodies down and wind them all around. Then they just lose all respect for you.

>>If you wannabe my lover, you gotta,you gotta, you gotta, you gotta Slam, Slam, Slam,Slam,

MIKE: Okay, that's it, if Crow gets to leave, I'm leaving too. See ya Tom. *leaves*
SERVO: Well, it's just me. *shouting* I can carry on without the rest of you!

>>Slam your body down and wind it all around

SERVO: Ah, it's lyrics like this that make you yearn for the days of Sheryl Crow and her winding road.

>>Slam your body down and wind it all around

SERVO: Okay, I think we got the idea. I mean, I got the idea anyway.

>>Slam your body down and wind it all around.

SERVO: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH! NO COOKIES FOR YOU!

>>Slam your body down and zigazig ha

SERVO: How can I zigazig ha when I don't know what that means?

>>If you wannabe my lover

SERVO: *whimpering* Oh, the pain! The suffering! I'll never listen to any girl group the same way again! *crawls out of theater*