MSTing - Livin' La Vida Loca>>She's into superstitionsALL: NOOOOOOO!!! RICKY MARTIN!! >>Black cats and voodoo dolls SERVO: So she's a witch >>I feel a premonition MIKE: That your career will be over before it begins? Yeah, that's true. >>That girl's gonna make me fall CROW: OW! She pushed me down the stairs! >>She's into new sensation SERVO: o/^ One, singular sensation.. o/^ >>New kicks in the candlelight MIKE: You probably shouldn't kick candlelight. Could light a fire. >>She's got a new addiction CROW: DRUGS!!! >>For every day and night SERVO: Wouldn't that be two addictions? It's clear that his primary language wasn't English. >>She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain CROW: Wow. I wanna meet this chick! >>She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain MIKE: She's got all those drugs, why not? >>Like a bullet to your brain SERVO: How about a bullet to Ricky's brain? >>Upside inside out MIKE: What, she's a contortionist too? >>She's livin' la vida loca SERVO: Let's hear the rest of the song in Spanish! Then we can't understand it! >>She'll push and pull you down SERVO: Ah, no such luck, I guess. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Will he make up his mind? At least other bad songs can decide on a language! >>Her lips are devil red MIKE: She's a witch and a devil? >>And her skin's the color of mocha CROW: Yes, coffee! What we need to get through this song! Lots of caffeine! >>She will wear you out SERVO: Ah yes, Latin seuxal innuendo. >>Livin' la vida loca MIKE: I suggest we count how many times he says "Livin' La Vida Loca." Crow, keep count. >>She's livin la vida loca CROW: Four. >>Woke up in New York City SERVO: How do you get from Brazil to New York City? Sheesh! >>In a funky cheap hotel MIKE: Is that the same as jail? >>She took my heart and she took my money SERVO: She tore up my heart! >>She must've slipped me a sleepin' pill MIKE: Those Latin girls are sure unruly. >>She never drinks the water CROW: That just comes from living in Mexico. >And makes you order French champagne SERVO: There are way too many different countries represented in this song! >>Once you've has a taste of her you'll never be the same MIKE: Pull a Mike Tyson and she'll dump you like that! >>Yeah, she'll make you go insane CROW: Too late. >>Upside inside out >>She's livin' la vida loca CROW: Five. >>She'll push and pull you down MIKE: And his arms popped off in the process. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Six. >>Her lips are devil red SERVO: Is devil red in this season? >>And her skin's the color of mocha MIKE: What about mocha? Is mocha skin in this season? >>She will wear you out SERVO: And how would she go about doing that? Heh heh... >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Seven. >>She's livin la vida loca CROW: Eight. >>(musical interlude) SERVO: So, Crow, the count's at eight, huh? >>She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain SERVO: You know what? I can't take it anymore! I have to find this girl! I'll see you later, guys! *leaves* >>She'll make you live her crazy life until you go insane CROW: I think this song has taken care of that already, thanks. >>No, you'll never be the same CROW: All set, Mike. You got the riffs from here on out? >>Upside inside out MIKE: When you drink too much you tend to feel that way. >>She's livin' la vida loca CROW: Nine. >>She'll push and pull you down MIKE: And beat you to a bloody pulp. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Ten. >>Her lips are devil red >>And her skin's the color of mocha MIKE: How you doin', Crow? >>She will wear you out CROW: Eleven. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Twelve. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Thirteen. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Fourteen. >>Upside inside out >>She's livin' la vida loca CROW: *panting* Fifteen. >>She'll push and pull you down (Servo comes back) >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: Sixteen. >>Her lips are devil red MIKE: Gee, I don't know. Crow, you okay? >>And her skin's the color of mocha CROW: I'm FiNe, YoU gUyS! >>She will wear you out MIKE: Quick, Servo, get a bucket of cold water! >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: SeVeNtEeN. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: EiGhTeEn. >>Livin' la vida loca CROW: NiNeTeEn. >>Livin' la vida loca (Servo enters, gives a bucket to Mike, who pours its contents on Crow's head)
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