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MSTing - Tearin' Up My Heart

>>It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you

CROW AND SERVO: AHHHHHHHH! NO!!! NOT 'N SYNC!!
MIKE: Shh, shh, guys, calm down, we can get through this.

>>But when we are apart, I feel it too

SERVO: I feel like I'm a big failure and no one likes me.
CROW: Not too far off there, Tom.

>>And no matter what I do I feel the pain

MIKE: Yeah, a splitting pain up my side, I should really have that looked at.

>>With or without you

CROW: Preferrably the second one.

>>Baby I don't understand

SERVO: I just can't get a hang of quadratic functions.

>>Why we can't be lovers

MIKE: I told you, because you have syphillis.

>>Things are gettin' out of hand

CROW: Starting to get into foot, I suppose.

>>Tryin' too much but baby we can't win

MIKE: Whoa!
SERVO: SEXUAL INNUENDO! SEXUAL INNUENDO! He's sending the youth of America signals, Mike!

>>Let it go

CROW: Yeah, let go of my wallet.

>>If you want me girl let me know

SERVO: And if you don't want me, I understand. I get that a lot.

>>I am down on my knees

MIKE: Praying to the almighty Buddha.

>>I can't take it anymore

CROW: You tying me to the bed just isn't working for our relationship.

>>It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you

SERVO: The worms have infiltrated my bloodstream, and now all of their attacks are focused on my heart. I have only a few more hours to live.

>>But when we are apart, I feel it too

MIKE: I have this nagging feeling that you have some kind of restraining order...what's that about?

>>And no matter what I do I feel the pain

CROW: My spleen is really starting to act up.

>>With or without you

SERVO: Given the choice, I'll say, um, without you.

>>Baby don't misunderstand

MIKE: Although I know that's a difficult skill for you.

>>What I'm tryin' to tell ya

CROW: See, 1 + 1 = 11

>>Baby it feels like were runnin' out of time

SERVO: Oh, no, wait, my alarm clock's batteries just ran out, never mind.
CROW: I suppose Energizer doesn't keep going and going and going...

>>Let it go

MIKE: It's my sandwich, not yours!

>>If you want me girl let me know

SERVO: He waits by the phone, not even getting up to take a shower, stays there for six weeks, and still no response.

>>I am down on my knees

CROW: Groveling at your feet, oh ice princess.

>>I can't take it anymore

MIKE: Yeah, I really can't take it anymore...well, maybe one more time.

>>It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you

SERVO: I really wish you hadn't rammed your ovipositor down my throat and laid your eggs in my heart.
CROW: But she's not an alien.
SERVO: Right.

>>But when we are apart, I feel it too

MIKE: Somehow I feel a magnetic attraction to you...oh, no, wait, that might just be our braces trying to cling to each other.

>>And no matter what I do I feel the pain

CROW: I really should have my appendix removed, but Mom said I can wait a few more years.

>>With or without you
>>Tearin' up my heart and soul

SERVO: Filet of sole.

>>We're apart I feel it too

MIKE: And now he's going to talk in sentence fragments. Well, that's just great.

>>And no matter what I do I feel the pain with or without you

CROW: Yes, that has been made clear. Now SHUT UP!!

>>It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you

SERVO: No! Not the chorus again! I can't take any more!
MIKE: Shh, it's almost over.

>>But when we are apart, I feel it too

SERVO: No, Mike! That's what you always say! But it's never over! The pain never ends!

>>And no matter what I do I feel the pain

CROW: Wow, that lyric just paralleled life right there.

>>With or without you

SERVO: Mike, is it wrong to have homicidal tendencies after listening to this song?

>>And no matter what I do I feel the pain

CROW: The pain this song has inflicted.

>>With or without you

SERVO: Mike?
MIKE: Yes, Tom?
SERVO: Hold me.

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